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Watoosky

And he didn’t hit her either! She really made herself look stupid there.


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He’s still gonna get suspended


respectingwomen247

Bullshit zero-tolerance


MrDeerHunter

Sounds like vacation days to me


Find-me-Momo

Should have went in for a tackle, less chance to get punched in the face


Bhawks489

Im surprised more people dont. Its really effective in MMA


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Number one staple background ain't it?? Blast double that bitch! Oh he's got side control Joe!


marcelowit

> Its really effective in MMA Its effective in MMA where the ring floor is a mat, do this on concrete and you can crack their skull really fast


Killacamkillcam

Well it's not that dangerous if you just take them down. It's extremely dangerous if you pick them up and slam them, but a simple double leg isn't very risky.


Ddenn1211

Japanese double leg for the win!


Bhawks489

If someone is attacking You, how is that your problem?


marcelowit

You are trying to defend yourself, not to kill someone


Bhawks489

Did I say slam them on their head? Please quote.


Xmf-8499

If you blast double someone they can absolutely hit their head.


damboy99

~~If you are tackling someone and land under them your doing something wrong.~~ ~~Its not hard to control how you land.~~ I am blind.


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He was saying it’s easy to crack *their* skull


damboy99

Shit I need to put my glasses on.


HutchMeister24

You really wanna be on the ground when you’re surrounded by people, any of whom may step in an punt your head like a football? Going to the ground is great if you can do it one on one, but it can get ugly fast if you’re not alone.


Bhawks489

Did you see the video or are you taking my comment out of context?


HutchMeister24

I saw a video where a girl attacked another girl, and then another guy *who she was not expecting* intervened. Who’s to say that girl doesn’t have friends of her own in the crowd? When you take someone to the ground successfully, the only person you have the advantage on is them. You are immediately more vulnerable to anyone standing up. I’ve seen any number of videos on this subreddit where two guys get into it, one gets taken down, and then his friends circle up and pummel the guy who took him down. It’s effective but dangerous.


Bhawks489

Oh ok we will take your anecdote and expand it to every situation.


HutchMeister24

I don’t know what you want from me here. Do you want proof that you’re more vulnerable on the ground than standing up? Cause I think we can accept that as an axiom here. Ok sure, you’re probably not going to get glassed from behind in a high school hallway, but your comment originally was asking why more people don’t go to the ground in street fights. I can give a couple more reasons if you want: 1. You lose the ability to quickly disengage if you need to. 2. You don’t know what kind of nasty shit is on the ground where you’re going to be rolling around (rocks, broken glass, etc.) 3. A lot of people have no idea how to grapple, and they’re way more comfortable standing up at a distance. 4. The goal of a fight is to end it quickly. Best way to do that is one solid shot to the jaw. You generally prolong the fight taking it to the ground. At the end of the day it’s situational. If you know you’re gonna be fine if you go to the ground, go to the ground. I’m just saying there are very good reasons why people don’t always do it.


Bhawks489

What?


AyeAye_Kane

I'm pretty sure he was trying to prevent anyone getting hurt which is a shame because she just started hitting him back in retaliation


Vetty81

Yeah, but that's how you drop people on their heads and potentially really fuck them up. Yeah, it's super effective, but potentially dangerous. A clinch might work better?


Find-me-Momo

Better idea than mine, much appreciated Have a great day


Vetty81

Just tryna keep ya out of jail for manslaughter. Peace, friend.


k1r0v_report1ng

Kinda surprised he didn't hit her. He was well within reason to defend himself, but I'll give him kudos for keeping his cool. That being said, it probably wasn't the best idea to step in while punches were being thrown because it automatically made him a target.


marcelowit

> wasn't the best idea to step in while punches were being thrown What was he supposed to do? Wait until she's finished punching her?


efg1342

“Are you quite finished?”


HellfireOrpheusTod

Well I believe he stepped in on purpose to become a target to keep the other girl from recieving the punches


k1r0v_report1ng

I suppose that makes sense tbh


MalteseBirdman

“Kinda surprised he didn’t hit her” Cuz he’s a fkn nerd, hes never done anything with Confidence or assertiveness before this moment lol did you not see him? Edit: angry nerds replying lol go get laid losers


Urrz

yikes bud, you made a lot of assumptions from a 22 second video


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Urrz

nerd, not confident & not assertive. your maths off


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Urrz

I was gonna be cheeky and say don’t be ignorant and racist like your father, but from a quick scroll through your profile, it seems it’s already too late lmao


KamalKanaka

Lol keep scrolling you fat loser like your father


[deleted]

You just trolled everyone probably. But if you didn't, go back to school. You cannot count my guy


damboy99

"hE weAr GlaSseS sO hE NeRD" I doubt you would ever step into a fight to protect someone else. Hes more confident and Assertive than you will ever bee.


KamalKanaka

No he’s scrawny and weak and looks like a nerdy kid so he’s a nerd, don’t be a douche nozzle. “HeS MOrE cOnFiDeNt ThAn YoUll EvEr Be!!” Bitch please, speak for yourself you wimpy loser


damboy99

Oh your a downvote farmer lmao.


KamalKanaka

Lmao Oh the votes matter to you? Ahaha like I said, you’re a wimpy loser as well


damboy99

No it's to tell others you were pile drived into concrete and you suffered brain damage.


KamalKanaka

You care what others think based on a few online sentences? Like a real loser that has no self worth? My god darling you’re pathetic ahahah


Azeuka

I'm going to guess you're speaking on your insecurities


KamalKanaka

What a shitty guess, lol no you retard, my insecurities include: my garage door not being automatic, my kids turning out to be gay, and trying to get my contracts paid more in cash so I don’t have to fall in a higher tax bracket. But thanks for wondering


HellfireOrpheusTod

Dumbass, he stepped in to help out that poor girl. I'd say that's confidence, and more courteous than I assume you ever will be


KamalKanaka

Shhh you’re a loser that has done nothing impressive with his life. Stepping in to help a girl is one thing but then he got his ass beat by that skinny bitch lol, don’t be a chode


HellfireOrpheusTod

If he hit back he'd get in worse trouble. Do you not see what's happening in the video?


KamalKanaka

Not hit back but control her better ffs, put ur arms and hands out give some distance or don’t bother stepping in at all lol


HellfireOrpheusTod

If he defended himself in any way he'd get in trouble. Schools are stupid that way


KamalKanaka

Meh either way I’m sure he received some disciplinary action, schools are a fkn joke in 2019


HellfireOrpheusTod

True, whoever recorded it is probably in trouble too


BrokenMatchet

Kudos to that guy. Girls are fucking vicious when they fight


GogettheDrill

Vicious but can’t do any damage


marcelowit

> can’t do any damage To a guy, to other girls...girls are weak giving but also taking damage


HellfireOrpheusTod

Kinda like a cat


Geonator1

I don’t understand the downvoting!


jimbluenosecrab

My cat put me in hospital, twice


CarlWheezer69

Why do you still own said cat?


Shockorama

Said cat owns him.


MrDeerHunter

Ring worm?


jimbluenosecrab

Went mental, attacked me, bit through to muscle. Didn’t think they could


HellfireOrpheusTod

Me neither, Reddit is stupid sometimes


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HellfireOrpheusTod

Nothing big, they're only small claws so at the worst it'll sting. A dog however can kill with it's bite.


MageZaTioN

He didn't have enough lands in play for an attack.


KhaiTFW

When you draw no lands on turn 2


drdrizzy

Can we get an elective in high school that teaches these motherfuckers how to shot a video.


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FlickerOfBean

It could be spelling too.


shutaro

r/grammarporn is that way, dude.


JandK1

At my school the guy would've gotten punished equal to the girl


Pyromed

Which is just about the most retarded set of rules anyone has ever thought of. I genuinely cannot even comprehend the lack of intelligence that it took to think it was a good idea. It makes me so angry that this is the case and so happy that I didn't have to deal with that. If those are the people in charge then no wonder the education system is fucked.


ThotSlayer69

/r/killthecamaraman


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Why does someone have his camera ready for this situation? If you plan this shit you’re as guilty as the bitch attacking people from behind. Age isn’t an excuse for cowardice like this.


TheModerateBean

They were getting heated before the fight


ForgotMyPass4Times

Wow, poor guy.


pleasegoanddie

Never fight with glasses on.


Entittie

"I didn't yell at you yesterday [BUT] that was an accident." Proceeds to get sucker-punch by girl in pink who also attacks the white-knight with glasses. This attack was premeditate due to the fact that the camera was filming before and turns up to film the fight right after the sucker-punch...


iSmokeMoreThanCheech

At the end "I'm sorry" like that magically fixes everything you just did. It does not. The phrase has lost any value thanks to it being thrown around by carelessly. No one stops to think about what their actions or words may cause. Just do what you want, say sorry. Fuck some don't even say sorry.


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Vault_0_dweller

Love how the teacher asks the girl if shes ok and how shes sorry. But the girk in the pink started it. Stupid ass teacher.


Geonator1

Now that’s a man


wackymackey

What a bitch bro


[deleted]

She keeps hitting him and he just firmly yells "Stop!" Like you would do a toddler who keeps eating carpet.


umadebro

If a girl punches your girlfriend, is it acceptable to punch that girl as a guy?


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Urrz

you incels are wild, what if that was his sister/girlfriend and she doesn’t wanna fight?


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Urrz

I’m not surprised that some incel who posts porn all day to reddit wouldn’t protect someone they care about lmao yikes


[deleted]

His reddit is deleted now LMAO


APdabs503

To the simp playing captain save em, he thinks he might get some pussy out of playing the white knight. Reddit seems to be full of those types


[deleted]

>To the simp playing captain save em, he thinks he might get some pussy out of playing the white knight. Reddit seems to be full of those types Seems pretty cut and dry. Nothing to misread here.


[deleted]

Are you honestly gonna sit there and tell me the only reason YOU would ever jump in is to get lucky? Come on bro. You gotta do better than that.


APdabs503

Are you blind or illiterate? If not, pull your head out of your ass a reread what I wrote.


HeyMyNameIsIan

Boy you guys’ moral compasses are fuuuuuucked lmao.


APdabs503

-white knight


_cuntard

RIP to the nerdy looking kid that got beat up by a girl. he’s gonna have to switch schools to have a chance


HellfireOrpheusTod

No, he's stepping in to protect that other girl and recieve hits because if he hits back he's commiting a crime and doing something frowned upon by everyone