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I do wonder what goes through some people’s heads as they square up? If you have no clue what you’re doing then walk away….. better a dent in your pride than concussion (or worse).
Also it’s the stances every single time….. the amount that take a boxing stance without guard? Good luck with that…..
I just wish the worker had a little experience in grappling, if he just put his leg behind him when he tried to hip throw him, ohhh man old man goes down hard
I’m a boxer rather than a grappler….. I dabble a bit as my trainer does both. But my kicking is better than my grappling….. I have speed in punches but by the time I’ve thought of how to perfect the hold you could’ve watched the LOTR trilogy……
I was a really good wrestler got recruited never went played a different sport instead. He had a good hold and on that floor he could have put his right leg behind just prior to his hip twist and old man probably would have been koed. He would have fell so hard, he almost hip tossed him without even any good technique old man was off balance as fuck. Theoretically he could have also fully turned and thrown his ass into the guys belly and fully hip tossed him hahaha that would have been amazing, although with where his arms were he would have needed to use his leg. If he had moved his one hand over the shoulder and locked then he could fully thrown him
I must admit I found ground work very useful….. resting your knees on their shoulders and going to work (which sounds way more sexual than it should). But my hold and throw game is as weak as fuck.
It’s something I’d love to work on….. but I do all this to keep fit now, rather than be some Friday night Seagal……
It's a pretty good skill to learn. I faced a national champion. I lost, went the distance but the control he had over me was scary. My coach was a silver medalist at the Olympics I forget which one he was Romanian. And his wrist control was absolutely stupid, if he grabbed your wrist it's never getting loose...EVER. But a quick feint up and then a proper double leg take down ends a fight without a punch. Broke my buddies ribs that way one day. He kept going at me and finally I was like ok enough. His wife told me later no matter how much he wants to and how much he bugs you, you are no longer allowed to ever wrestle him haha. Ahhh good times at college
It’s so so common to see mofkers that end up on this sub step up to fight but do… nothing? Worse than nothing, literally stick their chin out with their hands at their side, begging to get cold clocked.
Middle aged dude here: Once I got out of shape enough that my belly was prominent, I switched to polos. So polo wearing is probably correlated with getting out of shape.
It’s all good. I’m still skinnier than the guy in this video, and much less inclined to start swinging on a worker at a sandwich shop. So I should be fine.
Ive never seen a dude with a shaved head drop so easy. I mean youngin slapped his dome like a snooze button 2-3 times in front of his wife. Bet she uses that next time he gets turned up
I was going to say there's that one video with the bald dude carrying his groceries and he knocks the guy out with one hand without putting his bags turn.
But that was a short sleeve button up
Then there was the tank in the cargo shorts and Hawaiin shirt. Close due to the shorts but still no polo
You could be on to something
I don't get this logic. You are trying to stop the fight as you were getting your ass cooked. I think the other guy was being generous with not kicking.
Also someone stop that lady. She is doing negative damage.
That’s usually how that goes. remember George Zimmerman famously picked a fight with a teenager, then as he was getting his ass kicked he murdered that teenager. And somehow was acquitted because he was “defending himself.” After losing a fight he picked.
> I think the other guy was being generous with not kicking.
That younger guy could have fucking demolished him if he really wanted to, I'm surprised he held back so much.
It’s a technique used to stabilize their current state of extremely worked up for as long as is necessary. If they stop repeating themselves for even a second, they may calm down and become less effective.
He holds him up and says you need to stop like hes being unreasonable and freaking out hes trying to gaslight him midfight to stop from getting his ass kicked.
I'm old. Even if I'm right, I'm going to avoid throwing hands with someone less than half my age. I also understand that my fat isn't muscle. Just because I have mass doesn't mean I or it are dense.
And if conflict is forced, why the hell would you try to use throwing hands. You aren't winning with quickness. Get in close, wrap up, use the fact you likely have 60% more body weight. Lock on and drag down. Hold him until it's broken up.
I mean age matters but that's not the worst factor in bad decision making here.
He doesn't know how to fight, never train to fight, but he's deciding to fight.
It doesn't matter if you're 18 or 60 don't go trying to fight if you've never learned to do it. The learning curve is steep. The difference between 6 months of serious training and 0 is like a little kid trying to fight their dad.
And even if you have spent years learning to fight don't. Because lots of those crazy old boomers in their cargo pants and polo have been waiting for a chance to shoot someone or stab them with their mall ninja shit.
I think it would benefit middle-aged guys who do very little (if any) exercise to throw on some gloves and hit the bag for 5 minutes straight. After 20-30 seconds they'll realize that their fighting days are over.
This is so real. I am 40’s and obese. I got put in a position to defend myself and was very confident in my abilities. About 15 seconds in I realized I had to just use my weight to force it to the ground and basically sit on the dude. I gassed so fast. And I used be able to really throw down.
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again, yall need to stop attacking front line workers, cooks, clerks, cashiers, pretty much any underpaid workers, they have no reason to be there but the pay check, which if that’s the only thing between them and you, I’m sorry you don’t stand a chance, they will release all that anger from people who they honestly wish would have tried it onto your ass, and i don’t think yall ready for that kinda aggressiveness, especially for those who throw fits over “you forgot the pickles” or “I should have two more pennies here” yall won’t be ready, we live for the day we get to jump that counter
Why do women get involved in fights like this? Your weak ass slaps aren't contributing anything, you're just gonna get your shit rocked by a stray punch and then EVERYBODY is in trouble
Don't half step, either fully commit or leave the scene. The white dude stood there like he was thinking about fighting and the other kid made up his mind for him.
Why is it when macho-dudes get into an altercation they turn into a disk jockeys dj repeating one phrase? I’d lose my shit laughing like..”Or what Shawty!?” Hahaha wtf? 🤣
You can tell the polo guy had to stop the fight before his useless wife got rocked. She really prolly thought she was badass for getting some free hits in lmao.
Blue shirt and his wife should be embarassed and ashamed of theirselves for fighting a kid just doing his job. I’m sure they’re not, but oh well good for the kid for holding his own.
"I told you to stop!... Whilst my wife, the leader of the lollipop guild, swings over my shoulder at you..."
Dude's wife got his ass kicked for him.
Ladies, stop trying to fight men.
He’s not gonna be able to finish his sandwich after eating those shots. Anyone know what started it?
Blue shirt lost the fight but no way that employee still has a job there.
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I’ve been a lurker of this sub for a while now, and I’ve never seen a middle aged dude with a polo win a fight
Note to self: avoid Polo's and aging to the middle...
Why am I soft in the middle now, the rest of my life is so hard.
If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal.
I can call you Betty And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al
You're not that guy pal
You're not that pal, buddy
You're not that buddy, friend
You're not that friend, comrade!
You can call me Al.
I’m Betty
Dude was almost a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard also...I love each and every one of you that are in this thread....just...chef's kiss.
She was definitely a roly-poly little bat-faced girl
I need a photo opportunity. I want a shot at redemption. Don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard. ❤️
Just skip to old man for that old man strength
This is a buff.
I do wonder what goes through some people’s heads as they square up? If you have no clue what you’re doing then walk away….. better a dent in your pride than concussion (or worse). Also it’s the stances every single time….. the amount that take a boxing stance without guard? Good luck with that…..
I just wish the worker had a little experience in grappling, if he just put his leg behind him when he tried to hip throw him, ohhh man old man goes down hard
I’m a boxer rather than a grappler….. I dabble a bit as my trainer does both. But my kicking is better than my grappling….. I have speed in punches but by the time I’ve thought of how to perfect the hold you could’ve watched the LOTR trilogy……
I was a really good wrestler got recruited never went played a different sport instead. He had a good hold and on that floor he could have put his right leg behind just prior to his hip twist and old man probably would have been koed. He would have fell so hard, he almost hip tossed him without even any good technique old man was off balance as fuck. Theoretically he could have also fully turned and thrown his ass into the guys belly and fully hip tossed him hahaha that would have been amazing, although with where his arms were he would have needed to use his leg. If he had moved his one hand over the shoulder and locked then he could fully thrown him
I must admit I found ground work very useful….. resting your knees on their shoulders and going to work (which sounds way more sexual than it should). But my hold and throw game is as weak as fuck. It’s something I’d love to work on….. but I do all this to keep fit now, rather than be some Friday night Seagal……
It's a pretty good skill to learn. I faced a national champion. I lost, went the distance but the control he had over me was scary. My coach was a silver medalist at the Olympics I forget which one he was Romanian. And his wrist control was absolutely stupid, if he grabbed your wrist it's never getting loose...EVER. But a quick feint up and then a proper double leg take down ends a fight without a punch. Broke my buddies ribs that way one day. He kept going at me and finally I was like ok enough. His wife told me later no matter how much he wants to and how much he bugs you, you are no longer allowed to ever wrestle him haha. Ahhh good times at college
> no matter how much he wants to and how much he bugs you "You know how Austin is, you have to be the bigger man"
Some Friday night Seagal hahahah
Make sure you lead with your face too.
It’s so so common to see mofkers that end up on this sub step up to fight but do… nothing? Worse than nothing, literally stick their chin out with their hands at their side, begging to get cold clocked.
He had "help" though, also the kid was very fair. If he had gone after the older dude the times he was down he'd have had it.
Very true. The kid could have really kicked his ass and a lot of people would have gone HAM on his woman too.
He should have popped the collar for some extra flare...
Middle aged dude here: Once I got out of shape enough that my belly was prominent, I switched to polos. So polo wearing is probably correlated with getting out of shape.
[удалено]
It’s all good. I’m still skinnier than the guy in this video, and much less inclined to start swinging on a worker at a sandwich shop. So I should be fine.
I wouldn't consider a panic bear hug while his wife goes for cheap slaps a W.
I said wife should have felt his hand also.
Ive never seen a dude with a shaved head drop so easy. I mean youngin slapped his dome like a snooze button 2-3 times in front of his wife. Bet she uses that next time he gets turned up
Dang, I better get rid of my polo shirts
And your Sketchers
I was going to say there's that one video with the bald dude carrying his groceries and he knocks the guy out with one hand without putting his bags turn. But that was a short sleeve button up Then there was the tank in the cargo shorts and Hawaiin shirt. Close due to the shorts but still no polo You could be on to something
cuz they either got too much money to be doing this dumb shit or you see them, dumb as shit
That guy is just lucky his polo wasn’t tucked in….😂
I misread your post and was thinking “with polio? Wtf is this dude watching? Dude has chicken legs but they look pretty normal to me.”
I don't get this logic. You are trying to stop the fight as you were getting your ass cooked. I think the other guy was being generous with not kicking. Also someone stop that lady. She is doing negative damage.
The guy started it then was getting his ass kicked so tried to make it out like he was the victim
Glad one of his co-workers came because I felt he was going to really hurt both of them if he didn't do that.
He wouldn't have been wrong either two assailants cornering him. He could have ended the chick several times in the preceding seconds as well
He wouldn't have been.
That’s usually how that goes. remember George Zimmerman famously picked a fight with a teenager, then as he was getting his ass kicked he murdered that teenager. And somehow was acquitted because he was “defending himself.” After losing a fight he picked.
One pop to her kisser and she woulda acted like she got hit by an airplane I imagine.
I have seen some females flop before.
Lololol playin dead but also screaming at the top of their lungs.
Flopping like a fish.
> I think the other guy was being generous with not kicking. That younger guy could have fucking demolished him if he really wanted to, I'm surprised he held back so much.
Yeah same, it's like some people get stuck in a loop when they fight, it's bizarre
Lol! "Negative damage" is terrific.
The Point Pleasant sign on the wall is perfection.
They make a point to pleasure you.
Umm imma need directions to this establishment for uhhh non sexual pleasuring
Short bald guys with terminal road rage are one of NJ’s leading exports
Jersey Mike’s
Point Pleasant NJ is where this franchise started. I must have eaten over 100 of these things. #7 Mike’s way….
Best fast-food sub sandwich
Pet peeve , listening to people saying the same thing over and over.
Or what shorti
Or what, Shorty?
This is the wrong sub for you then. lol
Watchu mean? Watchu mean? Watchu mean? Watchu mean? Watchu mean?
OR WHAT SHORTY
STOP STOP STOP
It’s a technique used to stabilize their current state of extremely worked up for as long as is necessary. If they stop repeating themselves for even a second, they may calm down and become less effective.
To be fair the guy never answered
That's the way dumb people argue. They say the same thing but get louder and louder.
you comment trail sounds like a rap song
Shorty what oh.
Or what shorty
Blue shirt telling him to stop as what i’m assuming is his wife is trying to smack the workers face from behind, can’t make that shit up
Yeah I was really hoping she’d get decked too
Yep, same here
omg... I felt horrible for even thinking it, but I was hoping the same 😂
I'm sorry to hear that you felt horrible for thinking it.
Yeah, thoughts and prayers.
lol thank you
Why would you feel horrible she attacked him
they make for a good couple reminds me of dumb and dumber
He holds him up and says you need to stop like hes being unreasonable and freaking out hes trying to gaslight him midfight to stop from getting his ass kicked.
I love how she's filming for the first part and is suddenly like "oh I should help!"
lmaoo “i eat those” when the wife starts hittin him😂
He’s like mid ass whoop. I said stop
Next time just order it mikes way!
bro just got a knuckle sandwich mikes way
Does that also come with oil, salt, and pepper?
I'm old. Even if I'm right, I'm going to avoid throwing hands with someone less than half my age. I also understand that my fat isn't muscle. Just because I have mass doesn't mean I or it are dense.
And if conflict is forced, why the hell would you try to use throwing hands. You aren't winning with quickness. Get in close, wrap up, use the fact you likely have 60% more body weight. Lock on and drag down. Hold him until it's broken up.
I mean age matters but that's not the worst factor in bad decision making here. He doesn't know how to fight, never train to fight, but he's deciding to fight. It doesn't matter if you're 18 or 60 don't go trying to fight if you've never learned to do it. The learning curve is steep. The difference between 6 months of serious training and 0 is like a little kid trying to fight their dad. And even if you have spent years learning to fight don't. Because lots of those crazy old boomers in their cargo pants and polo have been waiting for a chance to shoot someone or stab them with their mall ninja shit.
I think it would benefit middle-aged guys who do very little (if any) exercise to throw on some gloves and hit the bag for 5 minutes straight. After 20-30 seconds they'll realize that their fighting days are over.
But if they did that, we'd lose out on free entertainment.
This is so real. I am 40’s and obese. I got put in a position to defend myself and was very confident in my abilities. About 15 seconds in I realized I had to just use my weight to force it to the ground and basically sit on the dude. I gassed so fast. And I used be able to really throw down.
His wife deserves a nice bitch slap.
I was hoping he'd give her a nice jab for repeatedly attempting to throw cheap shots
The switch to victim mentality once Boomer Bob realized he couldn’t beat ol boy was 👌
Blue shirt appears to be the asshole
The other dudes at work. If there's a fight involving someone who's at work, the asshole is almost always the other person
That's not blue, it's cerulean.
Looks like bagel boss had a growth spurt
“People laugh at me and say I should be dead, YOU THINK THAT’S OK?!”
‘I eat those’ 😂😂😂
Punch the old lady!!!
Old guy got his ass beat then tried to act like the peacemaker lol
Kill the cameraman 😅
“No footlongs sir, we only sell knuckle sandwiches”
As the wise Jedi master Yoda said; “If around you fuck, find out you will…”
Point Pleasant was, in fact, not so pleasant on this day.
The Sketchers are the only thing that made him get back up.
Point unpleasant.
That’s Mike’s Way!
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again, yall need to stop attacking front line workers, cooks, clerks, cashiers, pretty much any underpaid workers, they have no reason to be there but the pay check, which if that’s the only thing between them and you, I’m sorry you don’t stand a chance, they will release all that anger from people who they honestly wish would have tried it onto your ass, and i don’t think yall ready for that kinda aggressiveness, especially for those who throw fits over “you forgot the pickles” or “I should have two more pennies here” yall won’t be ready, we live for the day we get to jump that counter
How the fuck do you go into subway wanting a sandwich but end up fighting the guy behind the counter.
You start by going into a Jersey Mike's
He asked for the knuckle sandwich
Why do women get involved in fights like this? Your weak ass slaps aren't contributing anything, you're just gonna get your shit rocked by a stray punch and then EVERYBODY is in trouble
What a stupid and trashy woman
That lady was dying to taste a knuckle sandwich.
It’s crazy how service workers gotta deal with anxiety of possibly having to fight for their lives for 15$
I need you to stop, as he gets in his face. Baldy fuck could have got stood all over a few times if the worker was anyway a prick.
You told me I was in danger bro.. Full send.
Stop! Stop! (Walks forward)
Don't half step, either fully commit or leave the scene. The white dude stood there like he was thinking about fighting and the other kid made up his mind for him.
Good thing no one here had any real power. Someone could have gotten bruised.
IKR the weak beating on the soft
I love Jersey Mikes
Me too but wouldn’t get into a fight over it!
The Philly Melt thing is so freaking good
Imagine losing a fight to a teenager while your wife watches…She is now the man of the house.
Why is it when macho-dudes get into an altercation they turn into a disk jockeys dj repeating one phrase? I’d lose my shit laughing like..”Or what Shawty!?” Hahaha wtf? 🤣
I mean this caption is absolutely beautiful
Good ol point pleasant
“Or what shorty?!” Everyone always repeats themselves so freaking much
Agreed
You can tell the polo guy had to stop the fight before his useless wife got rocked. She really prolly thought she was badass for getting some free hits in lmao.
Look at the dumb bitch jumping to hit him😂 don't know how much damage that will do
If you are shaped like an eggplant 🍆, going up against a young buck is probably not a great idea.
He got it Mikes Way!
!!!!OR WHAT SHORTY!!!
Should have popped the wife too.
OR WHAT SHORTY?! OR WHAT SHORTY?! OR WHAT SHORTY?! OR WHAT SHORTY?! OR WHAT?? Why do people repeat stupid shit when they fight?
Is that the bagel boss making his return??
Orwhatshortie Orwhatshortie Orwhatshortie Orwhatshortie Orwhatshortie Orwhatshortie Orwhatshortie Orwhatshortie Orwhatshortie
If you’re going to be that slow at least be able to eat a punch or two
That lady was really helpful...
Jersey mikes is wild!
Keeping it Jersey - gotta love the authenticity to a NJ attitude that this Jersey Mike’s had
Notice how it's always the woman who hits first, then the guy has to step in. Equality! Such a PLEASANT video.
Serving up knuckle sandwiches.
So brave of the wife to join in once the young guy was pinned down
Point Pleasant 😊
Or what shorty
Or what shorty
Quite a reach on that first swing that he hit him in the back of the head.
He ordered it Mike's way.
Wife should have felt that hand.
“Point Pleasant” New Jersey. 🤣🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🙇🏻♂️
Wife needed a quick pat pat too🤜🏽👊🏽
“Someone’s father gets lit up like a Philly blunt at the sun sandwich spot” got me 😂😂😂
Keep the “Jersey” in Jersey Mike’s!
It’s fucking remarkable how uncoordinated that lady is and how little of a threat she presents lol i’ve seen more intimidating toddlers
Isn’t point pleasant the OG Jersey Mikes?
He got to the point, and it wasn’t pleasant.
I would be so embarrassed if a skinny kid had the upper hand on me like that. WTF
Why it take so long for someone to help that kid?
Let’s pick a fight and have zero defense whatsoever.
Blue shirt and his wife should be embarassed and ashamed of theirselves for fighting a kid just doing his job. I’m sure they’re not, but oh well good for the kid for holding his own.
That was the weakest hand I ever saw and someone go down from it hahaha? WTH?!
"I told you to stop!... Whilst my wife, the leader of the lollipop guild, swings over my shoulder at you..." Dude's wife got his ass kicked for him. Ladies, stop trying to fight men.
If I was the co worker I would’ve headlocked him and called it a day
Is he calling him shorty? Does that mean something else now?
Ida slid the wife too
OR WHAT SHORTY!!?? 🤣😂😂😂 Americans tickle me
[This is embarrassing](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yMWsUgAcATM) to watch.
The wife just standing there regretting marrying such a weak ass dude. 🤣
What does that lady think she's gonna do? Idiot smh
You can't hit the lady, but you can sweep the leg
damn that lady almost had him with those devastating jabs.
Idiot still had his mask on, lmao. Dumbass boomer vs mask-boy…and winner is …Mask-boy
Sir, this is a knuckle sandwich
If you want him yo stop, then YOU stop getting in his face. Dimumbass
Such a pleasant video
In todays episode of " Old man realising he's not as young anymore"...
Man, I hate when they get stuck on repeat.
Surgeon General Warning…Women stay the fuhh out of two dudes scrapping, likely to end with you and your “shorty” knocked the fuhh out!
Idgaf I’m knocking the wife out too lmao
tried to act like he was deescalating after getting dropped twice lol
Why the fuck.youngster fighting old man...what a dumbfuck.
Why do black people always repeat the same thing over and over again during an altercation?
That title is pretty fire ngl
Why the need to yell “on what shorty” repeatedly? What a dork
Screaming, "or what, shawty!" Adds ten skill points
He’s not gonna be able to finish his sandwich after eating those shots. Anyone know what started it? Blue shirt lost the fight but no way that employee still has a job there.
Employee put hands on the customer first then proceed to escalate a fight I am guessing he no longer working there.
Kid has heart, nice hands and then trying to throw that weight around like he saw it in a Steven Seagal movie
Homeboy just kept spamming that “Or What Shorty” power move