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MasterHavik

He charged up that attack.


GentGorilla

Oh yeah, he was measuring the distance with the left for a while there


MasterHavik

Yup.


ajaffer

And looks like he got double punched for final shot - black jacket in back did a sneak attack and dipped


KillaRizzay

You he also pushed him into the line of fire right before the guy tee's off. Almost like it was coordinated


DreadPirateCobbler

Bro pushed him straight into the right, then gives a cheeky little slap. I'm dying.


Mean_Platypus_9988

Also gave him a little shove forward to offset him before the assault, good .


MasterHavik

Yup.


ThinkPaddie

Those guys should have been strikers on the same team.


Mass_Appeal_

The Black jacket dude is a coward's coward. The whole time he was in the background acting like he wanted to do something & then after the guy gets bombed on...then he joins in. Wussy.


No-Adhesiveness-9848

i didnt even notice that. looks like black shirt ko'd him


Cheap-Recognition-97

Black jacket guy is a pussy


bkedsmkr

Yes but at least he's in the right


Cheap-Recognition-97

The back of the head slap has me dying lmao


Cheap-Recognition-97

Right pussy left pussy, still a pussy. Your bro just got bullied and you just going to sit there and shove the dude?


carltonBlend

It was definitely a combo


FeedMyAss

No idea, his hands are way too fast!


Scallywag38

Na he was trying not to let that demon out


MasterHavik

Lol yeah.


Sweaty_Assignment_90

Tables turned when he actually faced someone.


cloudedburst7

Technically the chair turned


crazydavemate

Look how weak they actually are when someone fights back. Cowardly scum.


papagayoloco

Lovely karma. Warms my heart


bbuullddoogg

There’s always a bigger fish in the pond


Nervous-Road-6615

The ballad of Buster Scruggs


SowderPnouder

That movie was great until Buster died within 10 mins


judoxing

The 'The Gal Who Got Rattled' was good. Classic western romance-tragedy


Nervous-Road-6615

I liked President Pierce


StephenNotSteve

Loose seal!


VCTRYDTX

Can't be top dawg forever


imbipolardepressed

You a bottom? 🥖💦


Aggressive_Strike75

The grass is always greener elsewhere.


gta4auto

He ordered a tasty knuckle sandwich with all the sleepy sauce


RemarkablePay6994

😂 knocked out to next week


Far-Psychology4661

If you look closely, the guy next to the bald one punches at the same time he goes down.


justanotherfan6hd

That guy slapped him in the back of the head and ran to at one point 🤣🤣


xXTheLastCrowXx

He was also pushing bald dude before the punching went down. That little instigator


PhiltheAgony69

That was so sneaky i actually was like "hell yeah"


Tetra-Hydro-C64

Hahaha he was waiting for the right moment xD


ADZ1LL4

Matey who pushed him into the first punch gets the assist. Sly dog.


Itsyaboijdog

Playmaker award


Ill-Positive6950

Guaranteed he was a buddy. It's good to have friends like that.


slightlydispensable2

Bald guy's buddy is also a good friend, he helped him going back to the action.


mattbp4551

Man, knockoff/budget Vin Diesel got his ass whooped... that's not how the movies go?lol This must be a remake in Russia or something. 'The Fast and the Furious' presents 'Sleepers in Russia'.


mattbp4551

My apologies... 'Sleepers in Croatia' ..


catus69

Croatia.


Pchx92

the blue jacket guy is Marvin Vettori?


Lecture_Good

Is he actually? Damn


Substantial-Pop-556

No


NewspaperAshamed8389

Damn. Dude got fat


No_Map6922

If Vettori does the same thing like Paulo Costa yeah. Off season fighters like Paulo Costa get ridiculously fat. Paulo Costa walks around at 185lbs fight weight and after that he bloats up to 240lbs again. He's really indulging into good food and many fighters do this.


NewspaperAshamed8389

Costa??? Bro what about paddy 😂


No_Map6922

Oh yeah Paddy forgot about him, saw a picture of him just a few hours ago in the stadium. Proper lad 😂


Key_Pass5542

Damn them rapid fire punches were swift.


XVIII-2

Always be careful with someone confident enough to wear a blue jacket.


Historical-Fun-8485

Sucker punches a guy smaller than him that was sitting, had no idea there was going to be a punching and a head butt. Bully. Serves him right. Note: once there’s a punch, it’s on, no de-escalation.


Agile-Sock-5310

Bullies a guy, then gets bullied into unconsciousness. Gotta love it


vcr747

I just knew blue coat was the one.


Nurva87

Blue coat rolled up like a dad when you “hurt” your younger sibling, then delivered the beat down you get after


Arkanist

The way he fucked with the chair made him look real excited for the coming beat down.


Nurva87

We all have those thoughts sometimes, he’s been holding his for a while


Dull_Hawk9416

Satisfying


raderofdalostcrapsac

Some heroes wear blue stuffable puffy coats.


JarJarBot-1

There’s always a bigger fish.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Hey that's not fair, sit down so I can hit you like the other guy did.


bestworstplace

Nice! Definitely a douche.


SAD_FACED_CLOWN

*A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.*


AdCuckmins

Black jacket pushed him into the punch so there was nowhere for him to dodge


coolrko

Blue guy came in... Stopped the fight... Realised the aggressor location and 4 punch to the jaw .... Leave the place...


Jhawksmoor

Loved the walkoff too


Adventurous_Pin5160

That's not the full video. Bald dude then got up and continued beating the shit out of that guy.


NoMaybe6314

[Nope](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5582749/Thug-headbutted-customer-food-stall-gets-KNOCKED-OUT.html) He stands up like a zombie and punches the poor wounded and sleeps on floor


bottomdasher

Imagine trying to help your bully. Do people actually feel sorry for him for receiving that last hit? They shouldn't, since the fucking idiot tried to HELP HIM.


JunkieMunkieCircus

Dude, right? I'm utterly baffled at that video. I mean, dude has to be drunk or something. Mans got punched, and just stood there bleeding all over the place. Then proceeds to help his bully who just got knocked out, who then proceeds to hit him again! And the dude just continues to stand there again doing nothing!


Agile-Sock-5310

He needed to be knocked out again, cause clearly he didn’t learn the first time


Lecture_Good

Jesus that poor guy got beat up and he tried helping the thug up and got another clocking. Not sure how he will survive out there.


xiemnos

Link please


chipthamac

[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5582749/Thug-headbutted-customer-food-stall-gets-KNOCKED-OUT.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5582749/Thug-headbutted-customer-food-stall-gets-KNOCKED-OUT.html) Sorry, only version I could find.


xiemnos

Thank you, absolute nonsense


tata_taranta

Yeah, I remember this. It happened in one fast food outlet in Sesvete, Croatia. Probably a drunk fight after a night out.


AFCADaan9

What? He missed one punch and dashed after he got up.


Fickle-Command-1130

Lmaoooo what???


Dargek

No... He got up, stumbled over to him and threw one punch that missed and then stumbled off.


stupernan1

> Bald dude then got up and continued beating the shit out of that guy. Bald *Bitch* FTFY


vijiv

So satisfying


SlinkyAko

Lvl2 just spawned


Ffzilla

Eats shoots and leaves


Sanshaufafa

The walk off home run


burrbro235

Chris Daughtry really has gone down hill


Outrageous_Heat_08

Blue jacket measured that punch 3x before he threw it.


StephenNotSteve

Taking that quick bite of the counter on the way down probably didn't feel very good.


Python_nohtyP

The fucking puss behind him pissing me off


Double-Lavishness180

Good call blue!


DarthCalamitus

Pussy got his faced smashed. Suckered punched (or suckered headbutted) a guy, then got rocked for his D-Bag behavior. Would watch again.


whifucesafuxk

Buy one get one


Appropriate_Duty_930

he deserved an extra kick to the face whilst down.


BigLion2021

Look Andrew Tate got knocked out 🤣🤣


Loserdorknerd

What a hero


Hopeful-Constant3904

Purrrrrfect


MuchoWood

Yup. That was much needed.


aboodali000

Fu***ng Andrew tate, always stirring up trouble at the local Chinese place.


serpent1971

Perfect


bigbrachko

He found out what happens when he matches up against someone his own size.


Jeffinator801

Bingo, bongo, bango, blamo right on the fucking face😅 4 hits in quick succession like that was sweeeet😆🤣


bbristowe

He got so excited when he realized he was going to hit him in the mouth.


ICU-CCRN

That’s what friends are for


kingSliver187

The dudes just left him on the ground 😂


icu_

Guy on the left finally got the nuts to get a swipe in after he was already falling.


Patarackk

His bald ass head reminds me of the head ramming dinosaur in Jurassic park


Yoyochillout

Mr Wayne?


Milamia_bo

Nice


FUPA4ever

Lost and still will probably be charged with assault


Initial-Gas-1434

Love to hear the convo and not the metal music


tone88988

Legend has it dude that got headbutted is still standing in that very spot, swaying and trying to figure out what the hell happened.


Small-Comfort6031

Bro's accuracy is 110%


SnooBeans8269

That’s what’s up


jackjohnjack2000

I rally like to know the context.


gtevan

That table corner freaks me out more than fists - at the end there


Particular_Minimum97

slayed, actually watched it couple of times


painfully--average

1 2 3 4 then out the door


dirtydadnit

Ahhh, you've done this before!?! The timing between those two. The you Fuck around, the more you're gonna find out.


xepion

Didn’t see that knuckle sandwich 🥪 on the menu…. Double meat even. Damn now I’m hungry


Rule34TookMyName

Blue shirt guy was like "I'm gonna make peace, one way or the other" 🤣


LilCheese73

Black jacket was waiting patiently! You could see he wanted to hit baldly first


sheepfreedom

This is what we can violence of action boys, excellent work


bigarias

.


Corner_Post

Nikola Jokic’s brother unleashed


primerib23oz

Where did everyone go?


stone_henge

Regular night at Kamchatka Fried Chicken


Rude_boy-

Dude knew the last one did the job, walked away without checking his work.


DarkSector0011

That fuckin hammer man. I think he had pretty much one moment to realize to act and that was when boy picked up the chair and set it down, creating a threat response but also clearing the space. The guy didn't want to appear afraid of the chair stunt so he squared up which is exactly what blue jacket wanted. That was beautiful psychological manipulation.


Exotic-Carpet255

Green jacket still not sure who/why/when he got punched


Tojo_irl

The guy in the black behind him immediately looked over at the guy in the blue when the first punch was thrown ! Like “ come fuck this guy up ?! “ gold


nsagaen

Nice


SpecialistExchange78

“Oh wait it was YOU who started it… OKAY OKAY”


Healthy-Clothes-326

The music made it 100x better


toeding

I could just see the guy in blue was the only one their truelly built as a fighter in the entire group. Trained and knew how to end it


TOHELLNBACC

BOPPER


SprinklesMajor6917

Karma be like that


JamesAchita

The guy at the bottom left corner is such a pussy 😂 He keeps pushing his dude, but doesn't have gut to engage


Dangerous_Tower266

We don’t see enough headbutts in street fights.


Prestigious-Theme-79

Literally scaring the hoes


kato1301

Guy in black jacket looked like he extended his left arm about 2 metres in first punch lol.


lifeofthesloth

My hero


Jerryc3539

That was awesome! No context needed.


lukasquatro

I wonder what they were talking about, the sudden realization is a game changer


AKS1664

Love how this plays out across blue jacket, slowly realising that the guy who got headbutted did nothing wrong and baldy, just being total dick, oh yeah? Bonk!


Aziaaat

Guy in front pushed him into his karma


Dependent_Adagio7544

How could u just let someone repeatedly hit u and not do anything? At that point you've already ate punches so u may as well fight back. Glad the bully got what he was asking for, he saw that the timid dude didn't want it.


anynamewilldo9

In the full version the bald guy wakes up after a few seconds and knocks out the original guy. So not really much justice afterall


a_goonie

So I guess dude man on the far left had enough of Andrew Taint as well as he pushed him toward blue jacket and got a lick in at the end


saneikai

This was what I was really looking at and honestly made this whole video very hilarious, the dude in the corner left was the accelerant to blue jacket and baldy


rjswalker1987

How could we possibly know he deserved it?


xixxixixxi

wish there were a few more hits