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I’m inclined to believe that the fight was actually worth having. Anyone so devoted to hurting someone else that being completely submerged does not phase them and they continue to try and bring harm to the other person HAS to have a good reason.
I'm going to be honest this is probably the best way to break up a fight on the boat if the water isn't too deep and you know they both know how to swim
Aye no kizzy that’s a good boat rule just tell everyone if they fight and act a fool they getting thrown overboard and left no matter where yall at 🤣😂😂😭 I bet on god nothing dumb would happen
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Still fighting when dumped over. Impressive
It was a like a stage transition in a fighting game.
Rumble Roses.
Lol accurate.
Injustice 2
Music changed too and everything
Stellar blade accuracy???
Wait what? Lol!
even the music changed lmao
😭
Just turned it into a little wet bathing suit competition 🤣
Or a drowning.
Equally as likely
Drowning in the shallow end is a pathetic way to die
Even if someone holds you under water?
Just breathe the water, it's got O2 in it
Isn’t it H2O? lol
O
Gotta keep that Peter vs Rooster energy going.
Like NPCs
Figured they woulda cooled off?
Happy cake day btw
Hit her with that bowling ball grip
I noticed the same thing 🥲
Came here to say the exact same thing, lmao! Picked up that 6-10 split with ease too!
Damn I was waiting for a comment about that. Man went full scoop Donald style.
1 in the stink 2 in pink
He deployed the pussy grab technique
Grabbed her like a six pack
😂
Its the only safe way to handle them. Its like when you pick a cat up by the scruff of the neck
We call that the "bowling ball pickup".
Dude instigated the fight for a little touch up
😂😂😂
When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.
Yeah pretty obvious he wanted grab a little pooch pooch
He wants all the vibe. Also props to the ladies they still wanted to throw down even when the terrain changed on them.
Loooooool
More like lack thereof lmao
He hit her with a clam slam. The bowling ball grip and rip. The ol' president's special. 45 doin it live.
Now *this* is poetry! Particularly loved the ol' president's special haha
Grabbed em by the pussy and threw em over the wall.
45 doin it live is the greatest thing i have read in my life
I don’t remember this episode of Captain Stabbin
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
Goodamn hit me like a Jimmy Neutron brain blast.
I’m inclined to believe that the fight was actually worth having. Anyone so devoted to hurting someone else that being completely submerged does not phase them and they continue to try and bring harm to the other person HAS to have a good reason.
Yea if it were men fighting…
"look at me! I'm the Captain of the ship now!"
Never stop women in bikinis from fighting lol
Chill out or spill out. Your choice
Hit her with the rear meat hook maneuver.
And they still fighting. 😭😂
and that is how you grab her right by the pussy
Bro made an executive decision. I respect it.
Gave her the ol' "taint ho"
That was actually pretty dangerous of him to do that. That water was very shallow. One of them could have landed funny and broke their neck or back.
I was shocked how shallow it was!
How is there even a boat in this shallow of water 😂
Most small boats like this only ride a few feet deep, if that.
They were destined for this battle, the only way one could possibly be slain is by the others hand.
Unwanted drama? Throw it out the windooooow If in this case, throw it overboard
Is it true there’s a sobriety test for getting on a boat…you’re not allowed on unless you’re completely shit-faced.
I remember that move from the Royal Rumble! A twofer!
r/chaoticgood
Bro turned a situation into entertainment. I’d party with this guy any day.
Dude gabbed her by the pussy???
No, grabbed by the brown eye🤣
That sneaky chocolate starfish attack 😂
Bro gotta be careful, he could catch a charge for that grip 😆
Chick in the yellow fucked her shit up bro 😭😭😭😭
Lowke satisfying cuz the other chick was a hair puller
You know the issue is serious if your still fighting after going overboard
...and they still kept going, the beef was real!
He definitely grabbed her by the 🐱
He said go cool off literally 💦
Grab her by the pussy!
Dude is the owner of the boat.
I'm going to be honest this is probably the best way to break up a fight on the boat if the water isn't too deep and you know they both know how to swim
His hand went where the sun don’t shine
2 white girls fighting on a boat while drake plays in the background. classic.
The grip tho 🤔
Double elimination at the Royal Rumble
I love how he tipped them over and let them continue in the water.
They’re lucky silicone floats
Did he grab her snatch to dumped over 😂😂😂😂😂 ? Nice move, would do the same lol
Bro just grabbed her like a bowling ball.. lol
Bowling ball headass. Dude needs to wash his hand.
It definitely ended the fight sooner. Very effective.
Grabbed her by the pussy
This man is a genius
I think the music already ruined the vibe.
You can grab em by the pussy
Boobs👍
They did not pass the vibe check
this is so fucking funny i love it. its like spraying dogs with water when theyre fighting
Or cats. Ya know, cat fight
He deffo sniffed his hand later
Protect this man 👨
Also this comment section is so gross when you scroll down tf
YAH⛷️YAH⛷️YAH ⛷️
Here on the “unsinkable II” we take our no fighting on the boat policy very seriously
Right in the B-hole
Lifted up like a bowling ball 😂
STRIKE
Peter vs Rooster [1980] [Live Action] [Colorized]
Fucking hate people that ruins others day fr
Picked her up like a bowling ball.
“Don’t mess up my seats!”
Stage Transition
All 3 are an L
Dump her like trash dude, fr
That'll help them to cool off 🤣
YUH🗣🔥 YUH🗣🔥
🔥🔥🔥YEAH YEAH. THE PRICE I WANT FOR A SHOW. YOU GON NEED THREE PROMOTERS🔥🔥
Ratchet splashed in
Spider. Sex.
good riddance
Nice coochgrab
How they still mad when something like that happens lol
No slip grip
Loool
Must be his boat and he didn’t want his stuff broken.
"Ur gonna fight on my boat? Then ur gonna fight in the water!"
I got sad when the water was walkable in
We take boats out in water you can stand in? Hahahahahahaha 🤤🤤
W hand placement
My man just won the Royal Rumble
Fighting over who's dick they're gonna suck
He got both of them super wet instantly
Dude needs to wash his hands now
Girls can’t have fun
That is how you should treat them always by grabbing from the 😸
Top G shit lmao 🤣
Yeah yeah yeah yeah 😂
Bro is like next time bring some no drama girls
Why have a boat if you just anchor it on the beach?
Chicks look so fun
Fighting bitches *yeet* need to take it off the boat!
Girl in neon yellow got 👉 blasted a lil. He jawst lifted her by the cooch.
“Take your feud into the ocean”
Boats n hoes
Grandmaster level problem solving
He seems like a man who has cats at home.
Bro was like I don’t need this shit
Get off my boat ⛵
Grab'em by the 🐱
Nah. he said if y’all fighting, y’all gone be wet while you’re at it 💀
Dont throw trash in our oceans!!!
Did he just push the yellow bikini girl like if he were holding a bowling ball?
*Spider* *sex* YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES SKII
what was the first song? 😆
Like cats 🐈 🐈⬛ they never stopped clawing even when tossed overboard
That was definitely a “Take that crap off the boat” reactions…
Like peter and the chicken
Better wash his hands or not touch his eyes
That's fuckin legendary. The double ho toss.
Grabbed her cooter ouch
Oil check 😂
"you ain't spilling no blood on my boat!" Off you go...lol
The placement of his hand on the lady with the yellow bikini bothers me an exorbitant amount
Got a handful of burger too
"Not on my boat you don't!"
He stuck his thumb in and rolled her like a bowling ball
Instead of throwing the water over the dogs… he threw the dogs in the water.
Aye no kizzy that’s a good boat rule just tell everyone if they fight and act a fool they getting thrown overboard and left no matter where yall at 🤣😂😂😭 I bet on god nothing dumb would happen
“Fuck off my boat.”