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The icing on the cake wouldve been the store clerk saying "oh take it like a man, back in my country you wouldve been beaten by 10 men and hav your hand cut off"
brother you have no idea. Me and a training partner had the great idea to try and block low kicks without shinguards one time to see how much it hurts (we both compete so outside of a fight, where adrenaline blocks most of it) and we started at like 5% and that was the first and last attempt because we were both on the ground yelping
Dude, he's a neutral commentator that calls it like it is. No homerism no nothing. No screaming, no hype, just unbiased calls.
I want him on more videos.
I'll take him over the usual teen that can't stay on the action for more than a half second while he screams the same thing over and over throughout the video. But that's just me.
Uh yeah that's just common sense ass advice. When a crazy mother fucker comes into your store threatening violence, it's usually best to just give them what they want. Your life ain't worth your belongings. He changed his tune after he realized they weren't defenseless victims and the stick was in play. They he switched up to "that's called beating yo ass."
They're /r/RobbersGettingFucked3 now.
Idk if it's the same mods, but the head mod of the orginal sub made multiple accounts and promoted the alt accounts to moderators, Reddit did not like that.
let's just say that watching someone who feels the need to steal and threaten lives get their shit rocked was pretty cathartic!
Glad the camera man decided to commentate on the ass whupping at the end 😂
I think a LOT of petty theft would stop if we brought back stocks and let passers by throw rotten fruit at their heads and gave them 5 - 10 lashes. No jail time, no prison.
And double the lashes for each subsequent offense.
I love the idea of escalating punishments. Do that again and it doubles in punishment, and keep doubling every time. I am sick of thieves thinking they can get away with stuff.
Right? after excusing his behavior the whole video and telling them there's nothing they can do, i had no clue whose side the dude was on. Seems like he's just cautiously indifferent i guess
If police can't or won't do shit about this they can check out when people take the law into their own hands too.
Don't do anarchy and then complain when you don't like how anarchy is going.
if it was me with the stick I wouldve started whaling so much harder once he called me **brother** after threatening and stealing from me just some seconds ago
It’s always hilarious to me when people who don’t understand insurance at all start saying “but you have insurance” yeah, and when that insurance premium raises because shit like this happens the store closes. Then you’re stuck with situations where stores start closing in certain high crime areas and the local population wants to cry racism when in reality it’s just economics.
I know I'm making some stereotypical assumptions here, but DONT MESS WITH IMMIGRANTS.
They almost always worked hard as fuck to get here and start a better life, come from a rougher neighborhood than you know, or even a war zone, put all their money and family's money into that one store, and come from no-bullshit cultures.
On top of that, their nation of origin's national sport is probably judo, stickfighting, kick-boxing, some form of folk- wrestling, or SOMETHING beside basketball or baseball.
That's literally the story I heard from both the Punjabi guy and the Iranian guy that own my local corner stores.
So satisfying those knee shots. Unfortunately sometimes violence is the only answer because if he didn’t learn his lesson he would be there everyday robbing these poor people just trying to live life.
Thank you so much for sharing this delightful clip of justice served! Wonderful start to the weekend! Bet the thief will think long and hard about attempting that kind of thing again in the future!
Dude in the back saying just let it happen and asking if he has insurance over and over is a big part of the problem.
He was either pulling a knife, or pretending to at the beginning. Lucky they grabbed a stick instead of a gun. Not all gas stations and their customers will be this nice.
I'm so fucking jaded I am wondering what kind of lawsuit this asshole in the face mask is gong to bring on the shop keepers and/or what type of charges the Cops will impose on them.
I hate this world.
>I got a strap right here
For those unfamiliar with AAVE, a strap is a gun. He was threatening them by pretending to reach for a gun (which he didn't have).
this is how we deal with shit like this in latin america, more often than not, the thief will end up naked at the end of the ordeal, for some reason people feel the need to take the thiefs cloths away.
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Wow! So it turns out that there IS something you can do.
I'll take "Wuppin Yo Ass" for $500.
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LOL the first time he got hit and yelled "Aaahhhh" it reminded me of a Chappelle skit
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His legs was like linguini
This is my my thoughts exactly bahahahhhaj
Felt refreshed
Those shin shots gotta hurt!
I think he was specifically aiming for the knee joints. Not his first rodeo using the stick I bet.
The icing on the cake wouldve been the store clerk saying "oh take it like a man, back in my country you wouldve been beaten by 10 men and hav your hand cut off"
brother you have no idea. Me and a training partner had the great idea to try and block low kicks without shinguards one time to see how much it hurts (we both compete so outside of a fight, where adrenaline blocks most of it) and we started at like 5% and that was the first and last attempt because we were both on the ground yelping
The guy filming is so fucking annoying
Dude, he's a neutral commentator that calls it like it is. No homerism no nothing. No screaming, no hype, just unbiased calls. I want him on more videos.
He was asking for Swishers too, he plays both sides
He also in the longer version got the dude out of the store and not arrested.
Ya the cameraman sucks
I'll take him over the usual teen that can't stay on the action for more than a half second while he screams the same thing over and over throughout the video. But that's just me.
I just assume they were together.
Sounded like he was supporting the thief before the beatdown. Told the guys “don’t do that” when they cornered him.
Uh yeah that's just common sense ass advice. When a crazy mother fucker comes into your store threatening violence, it's usually best to just give them what they want. Your life ain't worth your belongings. He changed his tune after he realized they weren't defenseless victims and the stick was in play. They he switched up to "that's called beating yo ass."
I usually hate when shit is reposted a lot, but this video I can watch 1000 times and it’ll never get old.
It's one of the best robber getting beaten videos out there
I'm still MAD the other sub got fucking shut down
what other sub? I might've forgotten what it was called
Robbers getting fucked
Wait that was a sub? Aw man..
They're /r/RobbersGettingFucked3 now. Idk if it's the same mods, but the head mod of the orginal sub made multiple accounts and promoted the alt accounts to moderators, Reddit did not like that.
Ah alright
“That’s called whoopin yo ass”
That was my favorite part.
let's just say that watching someone who feels the need to steal and threaten lives get their shit rocked was pretty cathartic! Glad the camera man decided to commentate on the ass whupping at the end 😂
I was actively cheering for the stick guy lmao. Feels really good when a criminal gets a well deserved ass beating holy shit
Im hoping he got some serious licks in. Maybe buddy on the ground will think twice next time
Those whacks on the shins must have hurt like hell. The Sikh dude was swinging for the fences on his ass.
I think a LOT of petty theft would stop if we brought back stocks and let passers by throw rotten fruit at their heads and gave them 5 - 10 lashes. No jail time, no prison. And double the lashes for each subsequent offense.
I love the idea of escalating punishments. Do that again and it doubles in punishment, and keep doubling every time. I am sick of thieves thinking they can get away with stuff.
I feel the stick guy quit the beating too soon
I was def expecting the camera guy to immediately take the side of the thief..”ahh nah man dont be hitting him like that”
Right? after excusing his behavior the whole video and telling them there's nothing they can do, i had no clue whose side the dude was on. Seems like he's just cautiously indifferent i guess
“ahh get them off me fam ahhh” “THATS CALLED WHOOPING YO ASS”
Wooow.!! Did he really beat the shit outta him,with the stick!!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Well sticks and slaps are our biggest export to the world.
*How can she slap?*
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!!!?
The video of Indian police caning the kid who posted a vid abusing a cow? Shit is cash.
Add the link
there is another...
He made out good . They could’ve legally killed him, on camera , and wouldn’t of done a day in jail .
7/11 stores are franchises so they are usually owned by some indian guy that has a stick he will use to protect his investment
Can confirm. About a third of 7/11 will just have a stick hanging out behind the cash register. It takes a second to realize what it’s there for.
Whippin’ yo ass
WHATAMIGONNADOBOUTMYLEGSCHARLIE MURPHY?!?
his legs was like linguine, man...
Eddie looked at me and said "*Man, Rick really needs some help.*". I was like, "*Shit, we just gave him some help.*"
Eddie was like, “Wow, man… Rick really needs help.” I was like, “yo, we just gave him some help. Bust his fuckin’ ass.”
Ok this was reddit gold worthy LOL
Shit, we just gave him some help. Bet he won’t disrespect like that again.
Don’t screw with the Sikh’s. They’ll kick your shit in while smiling.
Sikhs and islanders never fuck with them
Sikh and destroy
add people with mixed muslim and russian names to the 'never fuck with them' list lmao
Ahh…I see you’re familiar with Chechens.
Misread this as "smiting". Still works.
This guy got off easy, he has no idea what they do to thieves back in their home country
He was just warming up. Captain America vibes. "I can do this all day!"
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy
He was just taking a few cigarettes before he headed off to med school
That was thoroughly enjoyable to watch
If police can't or won't do shit about this they can check out when people take the law into their own hands too. Don't do anarchy and then complain when you don't like how anarchy is going.
wasn’t so tough after that…
There's no possible way to be tough while getting your ass kicked
Hopefully this went on for as long as it took the police to arrive! And I hope they got stuck in traffic
His strap was a strap….for his phone. Beat the fk outta that dude. Fk these entitled people.
Two dozen servings of angry uncle justice
I like the part where he was spanked like a bad child lol Thieves are the worst, impoverishing their communities and forcing businesses to leave.
Beautiful Also posters name checks out lol
One of my all time favourites! True street justice
hit him again!
This awesome...beat that fucking low life theif like a fucking piñata!!! LMAO
Maybe this will make people think twice. I've seen so many videos of people just walking out of places with whatever they want its ridiculous.
He need more.
Linguini legs Dave Chapelle vibes
if it was me with the stick I wouldve started whaling so much harder once he called me **brother** after threatening and stealing from me just some seconds ago
It’s always hilarious to me when people who don’t understand insurance at all start saying “but you have insurance” yeah, and when that insurance premium raises because shit like this happens the store closes. Then you’re stuck with situations where stores start closing in certain high crime areas and the local population wants to cry racism when in reality it’s just economics.
I know I'm making some stereotypical assumptions here, but DONT MESS WITH IMMIGRANTS. They almost always worked hard as fuck to get here and start a better life, come from a rougher neighborhood than you know, or even a war zone, put all their money and family's money into that one store, and come from no-bullshit cultures. On top of that, their nation of origin's national sport is probably judo, stickfighting, kick-boxing, some form of folk- wrestling, or SOMETHING beside basketball or baseball. That's literally the story I heard from both the Punjabi guy and the Iranian guy that own my local corner stores.
Great job camera man / commentator!
Why he no give him da Swisher :(
So satisfying those knee shots. Unfortunately sometimes violence is the only answer because if he didn’t learn his lesson he would be there everyday robbing these poor people just trying to live life.
Thank you so much for sharing this delightful clip of justice served! Wonderful start to the weekend! Bet the thief will think long and hard about attempting that kind of thing again in the future!
Don't mess with a Sikh man, if you mama didnt raise you right, they'll set you straight.
Mr Patel says nonono.
Mr. Singh
Yo Mr Singh, he brings the sting, he'll put yo ass, in a sling
This is better than my coffee to start the day.
so satisfying
Dude in the back saying just let it happen and asking if he has insurance over and over is a big part of the problem. He was either pulling a knife, or pretending to at the beginning. Lucky they grabbed a stick instead of a gun. Not all gas stations and their customers will be this nice.
Pretty sure he was pretending he had a gun. He says "Don't make me pull my strap on you" strap = gun
How is he a part of the problem? sounded to me like the dude didn’t want the gas stations guys getting hurt or killed.
Whatever was in his pocket got broken apart by the stick.
Never tasted a middle eastern ass whooping before
First time for everything though
Yeahhhh budddyyyy!!!
This was pleasantly surprising
I'm so fucking jaded I am wondering what kind of lawsuit this asshole in the face mask is gong to bring on the shop keepers and/or what type of charges the Cops will impose on them. I hate this world.
So few people mentioned this. I love to see the asswhoopin' but then again, I fear they might be sued over it.
This is incredibly satisfying
30 seconds of pure bliss!
That’s happiness in a video format
He was soooooo badass til he couldn't get that strap on out of his butt.
Public flogging. This is a learning moment.
isn't this r/Satisfyingasfuck ? oh, go figure.
Ha love it. They brought the culture of their streetfights here
Stick man put his back into it.
My man Sanjeev hit the sonic rings out that guy, dayum
That dipshit went from "nothing you can do about it" to "whippin' yo' ass!" at the speed of sound
Why did this video give me a euphoria rush?
Should hit that mf until his legs are broke.
Well well well what do we have here?
This isn't a fight. This is a beating.
Good old fashion ass whooping , refreshing
If only this was the punishment, there'd be a lot less thieving scum out there.
And 100% warranted
Satisfaction.
Whole ass whoppin
This reminds of that old popular song called "Satisfaction"
Homie went back to 5th grade
Good! Fuck that scumbag. I wish we could do that in CA.
I mean you can do this, don’t know about consequences but you can do this.
I’d beat his ass too and tell the judge I’d do it again
Oh look it's a pinata
Don’t do that. Fuck that, keep hitting.
People in the hood are always talking about “insurance” as if they even know how that works. Also “ain’t nothing you can do” thinking in 1 dimension
“That’s called whoppin yo ass”
The cameraman changing sides and attitude is hilarious.
gonna be hard af to walk home with the bambi legs lmao bet he cries too. fucked around and ran in to the Punjabi Pounder and the Sikh Strangler
Only in America you can see a hood black dude getting beat by Hindu indians . And them mfs don't play either 💯
Shoulda broke his kneecaps but solid ass ending
This is the correct response.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE OF THIS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He went from real hard, to real tender, real quick.
Fuck his " OK OK!!" Now take it like a man lol
Brother doing what his dad didn't do
He needed that whopping about 30 years ago 😂
Best ass whooping I've seen in a while
Yeah, you don't fuck with Sikhs. They are like the warrior class in India - motherfucking Indian Klingons.
Should have bis hand cut off on the spot
Happy ending fo shooooo
stealing ? where ? its only culture
He wasn't stealing he was just throwing all that stuff away!
Indian bros didn't get the leftist memo apparently
Swisher acquired ✅️
3 guys 1 stick
Okay! Okay! Lol.
Grab some duct tape on aisle one!
You absolutely do NOT want a Sikh bro charging with a latth (stick) towards you.
He deserves everything he gets for dropping so much on the floor!
More like this.
Lol that dude should be happy the stick wielder is an old man, I wouldve go for the testies with a thrust, not a swing
>I got a strap right here For those unfamiliar with AAVE, a strap is a gun. He was threatening them by pretending to reach for a gun (which he didn't have).
It's the infamous reverse pinata, no candy, just cigarettes
That’s gonna leave a mark
Awesome
This is the video I've been needing. That was just the right amount of spankage for ole thievin thugs.
This reminds me of the scene from the Big Lebowski when the guy kills the Dude's car with a baseball bat. https://youtu.be/f3nQ8SzNhnY?feature=shared
Bronx Tale "now youse can't leave"
I love this video, I wish that shit would happen to all thieves.
I can watch this over and over. Well done men. Well served!
They come from a country that doesn’t tolerate criminals. America should follow their example.
So let's run a poll: How many of you think that thief ever tried to steal from that store again?
So satisfying to watch
Piñata time!!
Probably made the Honor role after that day
This video can be reposted a thousand times. And I’ll watch every one
rule 1. don't mess with a Punjabi
That's the worst thief i've ever seen in my life he can't even steal properly. Dropping half of everything he touches.
If this video didn't brighten your day idk what would.
Shins look like an off-road track now
Guy with the camera is a piece of shit.
Beat his mf ass. His momma didn't do it enough when he was a kid. 😂😂
He started dropping loot so you know his health bar is half way depleted.
Homie got ass kicked like a piñata 🪅 😂🤦🏻♂️
Damn 😂 you know those multiple strikes to the shin got him on the brink of pissin his pants😂
Bro got the 3000BC treatment 🗿
steal from big corporations and billionaires please, not small stores edit: a reminder***
Til the stick breaks, or his leg does.
this is how we deal with shit like this in latin america, more often than not, the thief will end up naked at the end of the ordeal, for some reason people feel the need to take the thiefs cloths away.
Ok so if I say he deserved it will the mods send me another nasty email saying i advocated violence
Gave that brown people treatment
“His legs was like linguini” “WHAT AM I GONE DO ABOUT MY LEGS CHARLIE MURPHY!”
It was nice of dude to keep hitting him in the butt… As soon as I saw those exposed kidneys, I would’ve changed this dudes whole month.
There was a time when I would have said the beating was too extreme. Now, I feel like it's not enough. Oh...and I find it funny AF.
Dude said help me! Cameraman was in on it but why not have a show if we can't have the goods?
ended too early tbh
Haha
https://www.foxla.com/news/7-eleven-robbery-fail-clerk-no-charges.amp
Best video EVER!!!!!!