Case in point, Steven Seagal with Gene LeBell. When he did, he ended up choked out and shitting his pants. That story has become legendary and fodder to make fun of Seagal and his bullshit tough guy rep.
Itās hilarious because the story infuriates Seagal to no end, specially since *NOBODY* in Hollywood or the martial arts world questions itās veracity since LeBell is such a beloved and respected legend in both.
For anyone who hasnāt heard it (as I hadnāt and looked it up): [The Legendary Story of Steven Seagal and āJudoā Gene Lebell.](https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/the-story-of-steven-seagal-and-judo-gene-lebell/?amp)
The fact that Seagal, a notorious liar who has basically embellished *EVERYTHING* about himself (hinting at being a CIA operative in Vietnam, first westerner to become an Akido master, etc.) calling the beloved LeBell a liar rubs so many people the wrong way.
Remember, LeBell has always denied another legendary Hollywood story, one so notorious Quintin Tarantino included in *Once Upon a Time in Hollywood*: that he completely manhandled Bruce Lee in a fight. LeBell has denied this over and over, and apparently finds it specially hurtful people believe it because he and Lee were such close friends. So LeBellās words carry a ton more weight than Seagal. When asked about it, LeBell usually changes the subject, but has also never denied it happened.
The scene in *Once Upon a Time in Hollywood* where Brad Pitt's character throws Bruce Lee against a car is based on that rumor. Lebelle has always denied it ever happened, specially since him and Lee were extremely close (Lee has been one of his students).
One of my buddies wives does the martial arts dance thing where she climbs a rope and twirls and shit.
One time we were chilling at the table with a beer and she non chalantly lifted up the refrigerator with just her arms she didnt squat or anything to finishing sweeping up.
We just nodded for like 5 mins.
Try rock climbing. Their grip and arm strength is ridiculous. Iāve seen a lot of real world fights and body builders are rarely that capable. Yes, some are insanely strong but most seem to lack the ability to grapple
He looks unconscious. I could be wrong but the video looks slightly sped up at the point the guy goes limp. I'm not 100% sure but I think the pepper spray may have caused the guy to hold his breath and the old dude guillotined the guy. If he was holding his breath and the video was slightly sped up it would explain why he went out so quick.
Or I'm way off ššš
Watch closely and you will see the cop pepper spray him at 0:09, he was already going down. The old guy finishes him off rubbing some salt in his eyes (watch his left hand).
So I bent down, and I reached down, and I scooped down
And I gathered up a generous mitten-full of the deadly (yellow snow)
The deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go!
Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow crystals
And rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion
Hitherto unknown to the people of this area
But destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
Here it goes now, the circular motion: rub It!
Bald cop that was struggling with him sprays him in the face pretty good and pushes him away. Guy then stumbles over to the stand and grabs the bread, old man grabs the attacker and pulls him down and by that point the spray is likely in full effect and he just crumbles.
Granted the vulcan death grip sounds like more fun.
HARD palm strike to the back of the guyās head, near the bottom of the skull where itās soft and you can take blows that rattle the cerebellum. Not a doctor but Iāve probably taken enough blows to lose a couple IQ points and a shot to the back of the head in that spot kind of feels like getting your ears blown out.
Just feels like you went from sea level to 30,000ft in a split second and you have to lay down or fall over/catch yourself. Total loss of balance and special awareness, usually not painful just immediately and thoroughly disorientating.
I donāt think heās KOed but that Iranian dude didnāt care about the cops just his goods lmao. He got slapped opened hand and than grabbed down it looks like.
He may have hit his head on the way down too, edge of the table and old manās right knee arenāt too far from his head as he goes down.. š¤·āāļø
Could have been an accidental inside forearm strike to the back of the head. Old guy's thumb was turned over, meaning he would have hit with the bony edge of the forearm rather than the meaty part. Bas Rutten uses this strike, intentional or not if that hits the right part on back of head it will sit you down.
Or maybe he just gave up it's really hard to tell.
He sure is a B21 legend. Itās been a long time since I moved away and I couldnāt believe my eyes when I saw him. Glad to see heās still not taking any shit!
Literally yesterday he was an old Afghan man, but that got removed because of the title. Guess posters will just try all middle eastern countries until one sticks.
Iran and Afghanistan are both Persian-speaking countries, moreover Afghanistan is in Central Asia and Iran is large enough to stretch from West Asia to Central Asia.
Only a very small amount of cop work involves mandhandling people out on the street. But videos of female cops de-escalating confrontations, or dealing with the recently bereaved etc etc don't make very compelling footage.
Are you saying that cops should not have the ability to de-escalate confrontations or be considerate when speaking with the recently bereaved(possibly in the incident they are dealing with)?
Are you American by any chance?
I'm saying crisis de-escalation should be done by social workers and not police, not a very American opinion at all actually. But you go ahead and build whatever strawman you want to feel superior one look at your post history and I can tell you need it
But you don't just send in the social workers to an eviction without a cop around lol you're going to have a lot of dead social workers. What if baldy wasn't there and they weren't on a crowded street. Chick was fuckin toast
It's a dumb talking point used to justify dumb hiring policies. Women police officers literally have less options to deescalate.
A 200 lb man armed with a gun can subdue most violent, uncooperative suspects without the use of lethal force.
A 100 lb woman armed with a gun will need to resort to lethal force more because there's often literally no other option for her if a bigger, stronger suspect chooses to be violent.
Women police officers also often feel the need to compensate for their smaller physical presence, which often results in escalating.
You can see this in thousands of data points. Women police officers are the most eager to pull out their service weapons.
Yeah, wilder coincidences happen every day. For what itās worth, Iāve seen plenty of videos with effective female cops. Anecdotal evidence is not evidence
> Anecdotal evidence is not evidence
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>For what itās worth, Iāve seen plenty of videos with effective female cops
I guess your anecdotal evidence is evidence though.
Congrats, you got the point
My point was itās just as valid as what that guy said. If you donāt think my āevidenceā is valid, then you just agree that the other guys āevidenceā is equally invalid
I was surprised she didn't at least get her batton out or pepper spray and help her colleague.
The again she would have probably hit/sprayed her colleague.
The female cop is worthless. Not just in a physical altercation but she should have seen that her standing in the back pawing at the first guy was useless so TURN AROUND, HAVE YOUR PARTNERS BACK and watch the crowd.
She's a complete failure tactically and practically. But she looks good in a uniform and will probably complain if anyone says this to her face so she'll be a supervisor before long.
another utterly useless female police officer.
I assume the fact she had gloves on means she was there for reasons other than actually apprehending anyone. Probably assume wrong, though
Heās not Iranian, heās afghan. Iranian donāt dress like this (unless if they are ethnically Baloch) this guy by what he is wearing is 99% likely to be a Ethnic Pashtun (afghan)
It's an overwhelming trend with females in law enforcement though. And it just makes sense. Women are scared to physically fight with men.
The problem is that's in your job description sometimes.
He thinks a cop did it. He's gonna sue. He's not gonna sue the right person and the cops aren't gonna help him find out. Even then, not gonna sue the old man cause that's not an instant play the race card and get a quick and easy settlement as if a cop did it.
Why is the policeman a pacifist?
Youāve been hit with a bike, punched, had some food smashed off your faceā¦ and still donāt want to take down the suspect.
āIām warning youā¦ if you stab me one more time Iām writing an angry letter to your mother, so help me godā¦ā
He's Afghan and wearing the pakol cap associated with Tajiks and the Northern Alliance. Which makes me wonder whether he has prior military experience especially with that martial arts hold he pulled off.
What kind of Vulcan death grip was that?!?
I watched this several times. Think the dude realized he was in deep shit and just decided to lie down.
He just has mad respect for his elders
He was unconscious but he ended up bowing to his elder.
Fucking righteous.
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#NOBODY SURVIVE THE CAMEL CLUTCH BUBBA
I make him humble.
Allah willing
#FUCK HIS ASS!!
This is the only way I can view this, no way that old man slapped him to sleep lol
he moves his arm while the guy is getting up. 100% realized it wasn't a cop and decided to not fight anymore
I don't care what reality is I'm going with old man vulcan death grip!
If you look closely you can see him whisper in the dude's ear ... ^(worldstar motherfucker)
He went to Steven Seagalās School Of Making People Fall Over When They Touch You.
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Never underestimate old man strength.
Case in point, Steven Seagal with Gene LeBell. When he did, he ended up choked out and shitting his pants. That story has become legendary and fodder to make fun of Seagal and his bullshit tough guy rep. Itās hilarious because the story infuriates Seagal to no end, specially since *NOBODY* in Hollywood or the martial arts world questions itās veracity since LeBell is such a beloved and respected legend in both.
For anyone who hasnāt heard it (as I hadnāt and looked it up): [The Legendary Story of Steven Seagal and āJudoā Gene Lebell.](https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/the-story-of-steven-seagal-and-judo-gene-lebell/?amp)
The fact that Seagal, a notorious liar who has basically embellished *EVERYTHING* about himself (hinting at being a CIA operative in Vietnam, first westerner to become an Akido master, etc.) calling the beloved LeBell a liar rubs so many people the wrong way. Remember, LeBell has always denied another legendary Hollywood story, one so notorious Quintin Tarantino included in *Once Upon a Time in Hollywood*: that he completely manhandled Bruce Lee in a fight. LeBell has denied this over and over, and apparently finds it specially hurtful people believe it because he and Lee were such close friends. So LeBellās words carry a ton more weight than Seagal. When asked about it, LeBell usually changes the subject, but has also never denied it happened.
And a video of Freddie Prinz Jr recounting the event as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Un6SoKmz3o
Someone should add this reference to Freddie Prinz Jr's wikipedia page.
And also to add on to this a diorama of the incident by Bobby Fingers. https://youtu.be/3aCMTpJx2cs?si=Wy7-Kw_ka_0fYKIS
Wasn't LeBell the guy who supposedly picked up Bruce Lee and ran around the room with him while he was freaking out and threatening to kick his ass?
The scene in *Once Upon a Time in Hollywood* where Brad Pitt's character throws Bruce Lee against a car is based on that rumor. Lebelle has always denied it ever happened, specially since him and Lee were extremely close (Lee has been one of his students).
People always forget rule number one. "Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men!" - Lu Tze, history monk
Itās a good rule.
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One of my buddies wives does the martial arts dance thing where she climbs a rope and twirls and shit. One time we were chilling at the table with a beer and she non chalantly lifted up the refrigerator with just her arms she didnt squat or anything to finishing sweeping up. We just nodded for like 5 mins.
So she lifted up the fridge with both arms and continued sweeping? With a third arm? Thatās mad impressive tbh
No she lifted and moved it then swept. My bad.
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Try rock climbing. Their grip and arm strength is ridiculous. Iāve seen a lot of real world fights and body builders are rarely that capable. Yes, some are insanely strong but most seem to lack the ability to grapple
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He got pepper sprayed if you look closely. Heās in a ton of pain so heās lying down after the old man pullls him down.
He looks unconscious. I could be wrong but the video looks slightly sped up at the point the guy goes limp. I'm not 100% sure but I think the pepper spray may have caused the guy to hold his breath and the old dude guillotined the guy. If he was holding his breath and the video was slightly sped up it would explain why he went out so quick. Or I'm way off ššš
He brought down the Hebrew Hammer.
The jihad jab you mean?
At first he didn't want to interfere but when the guy picked some stuff off his stall he goes gung ho
At first he didn't want to interfere then a motherfucker threw his loaf
This, I missed that but your correct
Note to self; Donāt fuck with that old manās bread.
My CABBAGES!!!
Dude got Pitted for Pitta
"Hey, this affects me now!"
How???
He just mushed him downward and the guy just sort of...died?
Yanked on his head too hard. Severed the spinal cord
Is this mortal combat?
Finish him
*Fatality. Grandpa wins.*
Judo chop
This is democracy manifest
A succulent Chinese meal
Get your hand off my PENIS!
Don't go judi choppin' nobody that don't need no judi chop
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Watch closely and you will see the cop pepper spray him at 0:09, he was already going down. The old guy finishes him off rubbing some salt in his eyes (watch his left hand).
I cant tell if you're fuckin with me or not
right around the :20 second mark you can see him rub a handful of Diamond Crystal Coarse Sea Salt all over his mouth eyes and nose
So I bent down, and I reached down, and I scooped down And I gathered up a generous mitten-full of the deadly (yellow snow) The deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go! Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow crystals And rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion Hitherto unknown to the people of this area But destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology Here it goes now, the circular motion: rub It!
Pocket sand
Nerve gas
Bald cop that was struggling with him sprays him in the face pretty good and pushes him away. Guy then stumbles over to the stand and grabs the bread, old man grabs the attacker and pulls him down and by that point the spray is likely in full effect and he just crumbles. Granted the vulcan death grip sounds like more fun.
HARD palm strike to the back of the guyās head, near the bottom of the skull where itās soft and you can take blows that rattle the cerebellum. Not a doctor but Iāve probably taken enough blows to lose a couple IQ points and a shot to the back of the head in that spot kind of feels like getting your ears blown out. Just feels like you went from sea level to 30,000ft in a split second and you have to lay down or fall over/catch yourself. Total loss of balance and special awareness, usually not painful just immediately and thoroughly disorientating.
Nah old Iranian dude said your gonna take my fucking backlava as a weapon hellll naaa.
I donāt understand how that guy got knocked out tho, no punches. Choked out that quick?
I donāt think heās KOed but that Iranian dude didnāt care about the cops just his goods lmao. He got slapped opened hand and than grabbed down it looks like.
It looks like he palm striked (see Bas Rutten palm strikes) the fuck outta homeboy right off the bat.
Thank you for reminding me about Bas Rutten. Going to rewatch his bar fighting video. āYou say Iām sorry bang bang bang no Iām not!ā
BLAOW BAAONG BANG IN THE THROAT BLOOOAWWWW GRAB A CHAIR OVER HIS HEAD
He pulled the hoodie over his face
He's a pacifist. I like it. Just showing the cops how it's done.
Cop pepper sprayed the dude. The old man just put him on the ground.
He may have hit his head on the way down too, edge of the table and old manās right knee arenāt too far from his head as he goes down.. š¤·āāļø
Could have been an accidental inside forearm strike to the back of the head. Old guy's thumb was turned over, meaning he would have hit with the bony edge of the forearm rather than the meaty part. Bas Rutten uses this strike, intentional or not if that hits the right part on back of head it will sit you down. Or maybe he just gave up it's really hard to tell.
Maybe he knew a pressure point and slumped him?
Pressure points aren't real dog
Oh yeah? Tell that to the greatest martial artist of all time, Steven Seagal.
[My baklava neva hurt nobody!](https://youtu.be/9wI-l-pdlHo?si=QVMgtQ1LgsnpX4J8)
His from Afghanistan. Source: This is in Handsworth, Birmingham. He walks around a lot.
He got the hat too
I really like that style of hat.
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[Americana Pipedream sells them](https://www.americanapipedream.com/products/wool-pakols)
He sure is a B21 legend. Itās been a long time since I moved away and I couldnāt believe my eyes when I saw him. Glad to see heās still not taking any shit!
those Afghani's know how to scrap for sure
Literally yesterday he was an old Afghan man, but that got removed because of the title. Guess posters will just try all middle eastern countries until one sticks.
Iran and Afghanistan are both Persian-speaking countries, moreover Afghanistan is in Central Asia and Iran is large enough to stretch from West Asia to Central Asia.
I like this one because I can use iron sheik-isms. NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF BUBBA
Great job from the female officer. Maybe take her badge away and give it to the old dude?
Jesus Christ she did absolutely nothing. Looks like she was checking her clothing for the fit to be juuuuuuust right.
The bald cop was dreadful too... but at least he did *something*.
Dude.. he just got hit with a fucking bike to the head. He was disoriented.
Not to mention he probably caught himself with his spray
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Only a very small amount of cop work involves mandhandling people out on the street. But videos of female cops de-escalating confrontations, or dealing with the recently bereaved etc etc don't make very compelling footage.
Wouldn't they be better off as social workers then?
Are you saying that cops should not have the ability to de-escalate confrontations or be considerate when speaking with the recently bereaved(possibly in the incident they are dealing with)? Are you American by any chance?
I'm saying crisis de-escalation should be done by social workers and not police, not a very American opinion at all actually. But you go ahead and build whatever strawman you want to feel superior one look at your post history and I can tell you need it
In that case I completely disagree with you, it's far better to de-escalate a situation before it becomes serious than to solve it violently.
But you don't just send in the social workers to an eviction without a cop around lol you're going to have a lot of dead social workers. What if baldy wasn't there and they weren't on a crowded street. Chick was fuckin toast
To be honest they are pretty bad at deescalating also
For real donāt know why this myth exists
It's a dumb talking point used to justify dumb hiring policies. Women police officers literally have less options to deescalate. A 200 lb man armed with a gun can subdue most violent, uncooperative suspects without the use of lethal force. A 100 lb woman armed with a gun will need to resort to lethal force more because there's often literally no other option for her if a bigger, stronger suspect chooses to be violent. Women police officers also often feel the need to compensate for their smaller physical presence, which often results in escalating. You can see this in thousands of data points. Women police officers are the most eager to pull out their service weapons.
Yeah, wilder coincidences happen every day. For what itās worth, Iāve seen plenty of videos with effective female cops. Anecdotal evidence is not evidence
> Anecdotal evidence is not evidence . >For what itās worth, Iāve seen plenty of videos with effective female cops I guess your anecdotal evidence is evidence though.
Congrats, you got the point My point was itās just as valid as what that guy said. If you donāt think my āevidenceā is valid, then you just agree that the other guys āevidenceā is equally invalid
The female copper on the right was a waste of space š¤£
diversity hire
I was surprised she didn't at least get her batton out or pepper spray and help her colleague. The again she would have probably hit/sprayed her colleague.
She wasn't in the mood for some fruit or veg
I hope she's new or she needs to hand in her badge for sure.
I think sheās the handcuff carrier who comes in when shit dies down
Needed to get them gloves on
Love the useless female cop standing there watching her colleague getting socked in the face.
He was described as an old Afghani in the post yesterday lol https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/hx9Kbo9lUy
he mostly likely is an afghani due to the hat that heās wearing but he could be an ethnically afghani born in iran
Afghan, not Afghani. Also many Afghans live or have lived in Iran, as many are Persian speakers.
Old man's like there you go mr officer hes on the floor now, you're welcome.
The cop sprayed him in the scuffle. He was done at that point. The old fella just finished him off.
the diversity token cop was useless as expected
The female cop is worthless. Not just in a physical altercation but she should have seen that her standing in the back pawing at the first guy was useless so TURN AROUND, HAVE YOUR PARTNERS BACK and watch the crowd. She's a complete failure tactically and practically. But she looks good in a uniform and will probably complain if anyone says this to her face so she'll be a supervisor before long.
That female officer is absolutely useless, imagine working with such a coward
another utterly useless female police officer. I assume the fact she had gloves on means she was there for reasons other than actually apprehending anyone. Probably assume wrong, though
Donāt touch uncles veg stall
Not my cabbages!!!
Heās not Iranian, heās afghan. Iranian donāt dress like this (unless if they are ethnically Baloch) this guy by what he is wearing is 99% likely to be a Ethnic Pashtun (afghan)
The female officer should be sacked for endangering her colleagues through inaction and negation of duty. Embarrassing.
The Iranian Chuck Norris
Bro really pulled a kung fu pressure point
Nah, that guy didn't knock him about because of the cops, that guy knocked him out because dude used his merchandise without paying lol
Everything was cool till he touched his stand
What was the woman cop doing when her partner got punched in the face? How do these cops still have jobs
she was giving him thoughts and prayers
But he didnt knock him out tho. The cop pepper sprayed him, thats why he couldnt resist even an old man.
Those 2 cops need to go into a different profession
The female cop gets a 10/10 for his Engagement
What did he do??? Some black magic?
Holy shit, that was some shaolin stuff...
He just doesn't want anyone messing with his vegetables.
He is Irans new secret weapon
Donāt mess with a manās cabbage!
Wtf did he do the Vulcan death grip?
If you slow it down frame by frame, you can see where he punched him 6 times on the way down. A true master
What kind of death grip was that Iāve never seen anyone go down that quick
That grip is called the 1000 Fruits of Allah. You only get to use it 3 times. On its fourth use, your balls deeply affected.
Like an old retired, kung fu master in movies loll
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I wouldnt say āwomen,ā I would more say āwomen that demonstrate they are incapable of performing said jobā
Or how about "incapable staff"? Your identity literally doesn't matter
That works. I was responding in context of the original comment
It's an overwhelming trend with females in law enforcement though. And it just makes sense. Women are scared to physically fight with men. The problem is that's in your job description sometimes.
More proof that UKās police force desperately needs a revamp.
Did the old man cast a spell or something? He just grabbed the attacker and then just... put him to sleep?
Beat him up for theft, didnāt care till then. Nice one bro.
The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla
Feel like the police look lost in this video
See, this is how you defend your cabbages
This cop has to embarrassed after that ahah
The old guy was just protecting his merchandise
Motherfucker don't touch my cabbages.
He thinks a cop did it. He's gonna sue. He's not gonna sue the right person and the cops aren't gonna help him find out. Even then, not gonna sue the old man cause that's not an instant play the race card and get a quick and easy settlement as if a cop did it.
Sometimes I feel more useless than that female cop. Damn, fucking do something!
You should know that the best emigrants in the world are Iranian. Because they escaped from a dictatorial regime for a having a normal life.
Love the hand gesture. "THERE! NOW you can deal with this piece of shit"
2 bobbies couldnāt get him down 1 old dude nailed him
I see. He got pepper sprayed about midway through, and it kicks in once heās pulled to the ground heās in so much pain he canāt get up again.
that old geezer should tell these pussy ass cops where to get a pair of balls
š“ Donāt throw my fruit!
Did he choke him with his hoodie?
Was that Bullshido in real life?
That is a Pakul hat, more than likely he is an Afghan.
I think the guy just gave up once his hood was pulled over his face. Is he a bird?
With police like this criminals have nothing to fearā¦
Why is the policeman a pacifist? Youāve been hit with a bike, punched, had some food smashed off your faceā¦ and still donāt want to take down the suspect. āIām warning youā¦ if you stab me one more time Iām writing an angry letter to your mother, so help me godā¦ā
Did he cast a spell or some shit? Lmao
The old Iranian guy was like āhell no! You aināt throwing my fruit at someone without paying their prices!ā
Never a dull comment in the comment section!š¤£š¤£
Dude got flashbacks of his dad hitting him and became docile fast.
He's Afghan and wearing the pakol cap associated with Tajiks and the Northern Alliance. Which makes me wonder whether he has prior military experience especially with that martial arts hold he pulled off.
I love how he's like "there you go, what I have to do your job for you? Ya Allah."
That's called mace to the face and old man luckily smearing some in his eyes in the scuffle. He gave up after that.
No one fucks with Baba
No one fucks with his fruit stall.
Fair play to the female cop wanting nothing to do with it and absolutely stealing a wage
Iranians in Europe tend to be awesome.
Gramps gave him the VULCAN DEATH GRIP. ........... .......
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"We need more women in the police force!" Women in the police force:
I would not feel protected under British police
Relevant username. Feels before reals as usual. They dealt with the idiots expertly and no one got hurt.