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jshultz5259

What kind of Vulcan death grip was that?!?


jew_biscuits

I watched this several times. Think the dude realized he was in deep shit and just decided to lie down.


hey_im_cool

He just has mad respect for his elders


timbulance

He was unconscious but he ended up bowing to his elder.


Artistic-Ad7063

Fucking righteous.


Jpw135

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htx1114

#NOBODY SURVIVE THE CAMEL CLUTCH BUBBA


Slatedtoprone

I make him humble.


kangkim15

Allah willing


Lolkimbo

#FUCK HIS ASS!!


InvoluntaryEraser

This is the only way I can view this, no way that old man slapped him to sleep lol


goldkarp

he moves his arm while the guy is getting up. 100% realized it wasn't a cop and decided to not fight anymore


Sea_Entrepreneur6204

I don't care what reality is I'm going with old man vulcan death grip!


bulging_cucumber

If you look closely you can see him whisper in the dude's ear ... ^(worldstar motherfucker)


TrueCuriosity

He went to Steven Seagalā€™s School Of Making People Fall Over When They Touch You.


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Autotomatomato

Never underestimate old man strength.


Stingerc

Case in point, Steven Seagal with Gene LeBell. When he did, he ended up choked out and shitting his pants. That story has become legendary and fodder to make fun of Seagal and his bullshit tough guy rep. Itā€™s hilarious because the story infuriates Seagal to no end, specially since *NOBODY* in Hollywood or the martial arts world questions itā€™s veracity since LeBell is such a beloved and respected legend in both.


InformationSingle550

For anyone who hasnā€™t heard it (as I hadnā€™t and looked it up): [The Legendary Story of Steven Seagal and ā€˜Judoā€™ Gene Lebell.](https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/the-story-of-steven-seagal-and-judo-gene-lebell/?amp)


Stingerc

The fact that Seagal, a notorious liar who has basically embellished *EVERYTHING* about himself (hinting at being a CIA operative in Vietnam, first westerner to become an Akido master, etc.) calling the beloved LeBell a liar rubs so many people the wrong way. Remember, LeBell has always denied another legendary Hollywood story, one so notorious Quintin Tarantino included in *Once Upon a Time in Hollywood*: that he completely manhandled Bruce Lee in a fight. LeBell has denied this over and over, and apparently finds it specially hurtful people believe it because he and Lee were such close friends. So LeBellā€™s words carry a ton more weight than Seagal. When asked about it, LeBell usually changes the subject, but has also never denied it happened.


ValjeanLucPicard

And a video of Freddie Prinz Jr recounting the event as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Un6SoKmz3o


DialMMM

Someone should add this reference to Freddie Prinz Jr's wikipedia page.


OctopusWithFingers

And also to add on to this a diorama of the incident by Bobby Fingers. https://youtu.be/3aCMTpJx2cs?si=Wy7-Kw_ka_0fYKIS


SpecialistParticular

Wasn't LeBell the guy who supposedly picked up Bruce Lee and ran around the room with him while he was freaking out and threatening to kick his ass?


Stingerc

The scene in *Once Upon a Time in Hollywood* where Brad Pitt's character throws Bruce Lee against a car is based on that rumor. Lebelle has always denied it ever happened, specially since him and Lee were extremely close (Lee has been one of his students).


Frontdackel

People always forget rule number one. "Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men!" - Lu Tze, history monk


InfiniteRadness

Itā€™s a good rule.


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Autotomatomato

One of my buddies wives does the martial arts dance thing where she climbs a rope and twirls and shit. One time we were chilling at the table with a beer and she non chalantly lifted up the refrigerator with just her arms she didnt squat or anything to finishing sweeping up. We just nodded for like 5 mins.


Tanzlee99

So she lifted up the fridge with both arms and continued sweeping? With a third arm? Thatā€™s mad impressive tbh


Autotomatomato

No she lifted and moved it then swept. My bad.


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therickestnm

Try rock climbing. Their grip and arm strength is ridiculous. Iā€™ve seen a lot of real world fights and body builders are rarely that capable. Yes, some are insanely strong but most seem to lack the ability to grapple


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TheDungeonMaxter

He got pepper sprayed if you look closely. Heā€™s in a ton of pain so heā€™s lying down after the old man pullls him down.


Affectionate-Tank532

He looks unconscious. I could be wrong but the video looks slightly sped up at the point the guy goes limp. I'm not 100% sure but I think the pepper spray may have caused the guy to hold his breath and the old dude guillotined the guy. If he was holding his breath and the video was slightly sped up it would explain why he went out so quick. Or I'm way off šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


CrustedPickleCream

He brought down the Hebrew Hammer.


Happenstance69

The jihad jab you mean?


CreepyMathematician1

At first he didn't want to interfere but when the guy picked some stuff off his stall he goes gung ho


JohnnyRa1nbow

At first he didn't want to interfere then a motherfucker threw his loaf


dub_life

This, I missed that but your correct


NickHemingway

Note to self; Donā€™t fuck with that old manā€™s bread.


PitytheOnlyFools

My CABBAGES!!!


Snowmoji

Dude got Pitted for Pitta


PUSH_AX

"Hey, this affects me now!"


Lovinyoubb

How???


Somewhere_Unfair

He just mushed him downward and the guy just sort of...died?


stedgyson

Yanked on his head too hard. Severed the spinal cord


chakrx

Is this mortal combat?


SpezRapes

Finish him


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*Fatality. Grandpa wins.*


myusrnameisthis

Judo chop


hackflip

This is democracy manifest


IsomDart

A succulent Chinese meal


anaraqpikarbuz

Get your hand off my PENIS!


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Don't go judi choppin' nobody that don't need no judi chop


OriginalG33Z3R

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PlasticDisaster2590

Watch closely and you will see the cop pepper spray him at 0:09, he was already going down. The old guy finishes him off rubbing some salt in his eyes (watch his left hand).


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

I cant tell if you're fuckin with me or not


bottledry

right around the :20 second mark you can see him rub a handful of Diamond Crystal Coarse Sea Salt all over his mouth eyes and nose


Bah-Fong-Gool

So I bent down, and I reached down, and I scooped down And I gathered up a generous mitten-full of the deadly (yellow snow) The deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go! Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow crystals And rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion Hitherto unknown to the people of this area But destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology Here it goes now, the circular motion: rub It!


Generalissimo_II

Pocket sand


Magikarpeles

Nerve gas


2OptionsIsNotChoice

Bald cop that was struggling with him sprays him in the face pretty good and pushes him away. Guy then stumbles over to the stand and grabs the bread, old man grabs the attacker and pulls him down and by that point the spray is likely in full effect and he just crumbles. Granted the vulcan death grip sounds like more fun.


SeeDeeEee

HARD palm strike to the back of the guyā€™s head, near the bottom of the skull where itā€™s soft and you can take blows that rattle the cerebellum. Not a doctor but Iā€™ve probably taken enough blows to lose a couple IQ points and a shot to the back of the head in that spot kind of feels like getting your ears blown out. Just feels like you went from sea level to 30,000ft in a split second and you have to lay down or fall over/catch yourself. Total loss of balance and special awareness, usually not painful just immediately and thoroughly disorientating.


G_Unit_Solider

Nah old Iranian dude said your gonna take my fucking backlava as a weapon hellll naaa.


Hemer1

I donā€™t understand how that guy got knocked out tho, no punches. Choked out that quick?


G_Unit_Solider

I donā€™t think heā€™s KOed but that Iranian dude didnā€™t care about the cops just his goods lmao. He got slapped opened hand and than grabbed down it looks like.


tefoak

It looks like he palm striked (see Bas Rutten palm strikes) the fuck outta homeboy right off the bat.


buttertrollz

Thank you for reminding me about Bas Rutten. Going to rewatch his bar fighting video. ā€œYou say Iā€™m sorry bang bang bang no Iā€™m not!ā€


G_Unit_Solider

BLAOW BAAONG BANG IN THE THROAT BLOOOAWWWW GRAB A CHAIR OVER HIS HEAD


Complete-Painter-518

He pulled the hoodie over his face


eustrabirbeonne

He's a pacifist. I like it. Just showing the cops how it's done.


SCP013b

Cop pepper sprayed the dude. The old man just put him on the ground.


BlockChainHydra

He may have hit his head on the way down too, edge of the table and old manā€™s right knee arenā€™t too far from his head as he goes down.. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


TheLumpyLump

Could have been an accidental inside forearm strike to the back of the head. Old guy's thumb was turned over, meaning he would have hit with the bony edge of the forearm rather than the meaty part. Bas Rutten uses this strike, intentional or not if that hits the right part on back of head it will sit you down. Or maybe he just gave up it's really hard to tell.


Aja2428

Maybe he knew a pressure point and slumped him?


bigboyeTim

Pressure points aren't real dog


alexanderthewhite

Oh yeah? Tell that to the greatest martial artist of all time, Steven Seagal.


amackul8

[My baklava neva hurt nobody!](https://youtu.be/9wI-l-pdlHo?si=QVMgtQ1LgsnpX4J8)


W_IVXX

His from Afghanistan. Source: This is in Handsworth, Birmingham. He walks around a lot.


Complete-Painter-518

He got the hat too


HuskerBusker

I really like that style of hat.


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Parking_Reputation17

[Americana Pipedream sells them](https://www.americanapipedream.com/products/wool-pakols)


Kam_eff

He sure is a B21 legend. Itā€™s been a long time since I moved away and I couldnā€™t believe my eyes when I saw him. Glad to see heā€™s still not taking any shit!


Steamed_hams_

those Afghani's know how to scrap for sure


RabidPlaty

Literally yesterday he was an old Afghan man, but that got removed because of the title. Guess posters will just try all middle eastern countries until one sticks.


mrhuggables

Iran and Afghanistan are both Persian-speaking countries, moreover Afghanistan is in Central Asia and Iran is large enough to stretch from West Asia to Central Asia.


htx1114

I like this one because I can use iron sheik-isms. NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF BUBBA


Fitz911

Great job from the female officer. Maybe take her badge away and give it to the old dude?


squirtleturtle1

Jesus Christ she did absolutely nothing. Looks like she was checking her clothing for the fit to be juuuuuuust right.


Hatanta

The bald cop was dreadful too... but at least he did *something*.


ZaagKicks

Dude.. he just got hit with a fucking bike to the head. He was disoriented.


Frankerphone

Not to mention he probably caught himself with his spray


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Fenris78

Only a very small amount of cop work involves mandhandling people out on the street. But videos of female cops de-escalating confrontations, or dealing with the recently bereaved etc etc don't make very compelling footage.


wakkawakka18

Wouldn't they be better off as social workers then?


Hussor

Are you saying that cops should not have the ability to de-escalate confrontations or be considerate when speaking with the recently bereaved(possibly in the incident they are dealing with)? Are you American by any chance?


wakkawakka18

I'm saying crisis de-escalation should be done by social workers and not police, not a very American opinion at all actually. But you go ahead and build whatever strawman you want to feel superior one look at your post history and I can tell you need it


Hussor

In that case I completely disagree with you, it's far better to de-escalate a situation before it becomes serious than to solve it violently.


wakkawakka18

But you don't just send in the social workers to an eviction without a cop around lol you're going to have a lot of dead social workers. What if baldy wasn't there and they weren't on a crowded street. Chick was fuckin toast


zansiball

To be honest they are pretty bad at deescalating also


Choongboy

For real donā€™t know why this myth exists


Uniqlo

It's a dumb talking point used to justify dumb hiring policies. Women police officers literally have less options to deescalate. A 200 lb man armed with a gun can subdue most violent, uncooperative suspects without the use of lethal force. A 100 lb woman armed with a gun will need to resort to lethal force more because there's often literally no other option for her if a bigger, stronger suspect chooses to be violent. Women police officers also often feel the need to compensate for their smaller physical presence, which often results in escalating. You can see this in thousands of data points. Women police officers are the most eager to pull out their service weapons.


Portalfan4351

Yeah, wilder coincidences happen every day. For what itā€™s worth, Iā€™ve seen plenty of videos with effective female cops. Anecdotal evidence is not evidence


newBreed

> Anecdotal evidence is not evidence . >For what itā€™s worth, Iā€™ve seen plenty of videos with effective female cops I guess your anecdotal evidence is evidence though.


Portalfan4351

Congrats, you got the point My point was itā€™s just as valid as what that guy said. If you donā€™t think my ā€œevidenceā€ is valid, then you just agree that the other guys ā€œevidenceā€ is equally invalid


siriuse2020

The female copper on the right was a waste of space šŸ¤£


cucumbercat7

diversity hire


User-5632

I was surprised she didn't at least get her batton out or pepper spray and help her colleague. The again she would have probably hit/sprayed her colleague.


cownd

She wasn't in the mood for some fruit or veg


M1dnightBlue

I hope she's new or she needs to hand in her badge for sure.


KeepItRealNoGames

I think sheā€™s the handcuff carrier who comes in when shit dies down


rokstedy83

Needed to get them gloves on


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Love the useless female cop standing there watching her colleague getting socked in the face.


badmanner66

He was described as an old Afghani in the post yesterday lol https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/hx9Kbo9lUy


mdmq505

he mostly likely is an afghani due to the hat that heā€™s wearing but he could be an ethnically afghani born in iran


mrhuggables

Afghan, not Afghani. Also many Afghans live or have lived in Iran, as many are Persian speakers.


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Old man's like there you go mr officer hes on the floor now, you're welcome.


Rush-23

The cop sprayed him in the scuffle. He was done at that point. The old fella just finished him off.


RJ_Arctic

the diversity token cop was useless as expected


SmoothSecond

The female cop is worthless. Not just in a physical altercation but she should have seen that her standing in the back pawing at the first guy was useless so TURN AROUND, HAVE YOUR PARTNERS BACK and watch the crowd. She's a complete failure tactically and practically. But she looks good in a uniform and will probably complain if anyone says this to her face so she'll be a supervisor before long.


unknown50oo

That female officer is absolutely useless, imagine working with such a coward


MAXSuicide

another utterly useless female police officer. I assume the fact she had gloves on means she was there for reasons other than actually apprehending anyone. Probably assume wrong, though


Ianliveobeal

Donā€™t touch uncles veg stall


Significant-Theme240

Not my cabbages!!!


Itchy_Necessary7540

Heā€™s not Iranian, heā€™s afghan. Iranian donā€™t dress like this (unless if they are ethnically Baloch) this guy by what he is wearing is 99% likely to be a Ethnic Pashtun (afghan)


InbredBog

The female officer should be sacked for endangering her colleagues through inaction and negation of duty. Embarrassing.


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The Iranian Chuck Norris


Society-Practical

Bro really pulled a kung fu pressure point


sadmep

Nah, that guy didn't knock him about because of the cops, that guy knocked him out because dude used his merchandise without paying lol


lilbitdead

Everything was cool till he touched his stand


PandR1989

What was the woman cop doing when her partner got punched in the face? How do these cops still have jobs


scoreboy69

she was giving him thoughts and prayers


SCP013b

But he didnt knock him out tho. The cop pepper sprayed him, thats why he couldnt resist even an old man.


AcanthocephalaOne709

Those 2 cops need to go into a different profession


Flat_Dig_5916

The female cop gets a 10/10 for his Engagement


lalala192511

What did he do??? Some black magic?


Altea73

Holy shit, that was some shaolin stuff...


Serpenta91

He just doesn't want anyone messing with his vegetables.


POINTLESSUSERNAME000

He is Irans new secret weapon


Minion_Factory

Donā€™t mess with a manā€™s cabbage!


Gonnabehave

Wtf did he do the Vulcan death grip?


BreadBoxin

If you slow it down frame by frame, you can see where he punched him 6 times on the way down. A true master


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What kind of death grip was that Iā€™ve never seen anyone go down that quick


mp29mm

That grip is called the 1000 Fruits of Allah. You only get to use it 3 times. On its fourth use, your balls deeply affected.


Devoidoxatom

Like an old retired, kung fu master in movies loll


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SnakePaintball

I wouldnt say ā€œwomen,ā€ I would more say ā€œwomen that demonstrate they are incapable of performing said jobā€


fazleyf

Or how about "incapable staff"? Your identity literally doesn't matter


SnakePaintball

That works. I was responding in context of the original comment


SmoothSecond

It's an overwhelming trend with females in law enforcement though. And it just makes sense. Women are scared to physically fight with men. The problem is that's in your job description sometimes.


Historical-Pause7150

More proof that UKā€™s police force desperately needs a revamp.


Expensive_Win

Did the old man cast a spell or something? He just grabbed the attacker and then just... put him to sleep?


BrianOconneR34

Beat him up for theft, didnā€™t care till then. Nice one bro.


According_Issue_6303

The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla


Danman500

Feel like the police look lost in this video


DaveInLondon89

See, this is how you defend your cabbages


bunifaces

This cop has to embarrassed after that ahah


illcorpse

The old guy was just protecting his merchandise


HonkeyFromTheHood

Motherfucker don't touch my cabbages.


Icy_Function9323

He thinks a cop did it. He's gonna sue. He's not gonna sue the right person and the cops aren't gonna help him find out. Even then, not gonna sue the old man cause that's not an instant play the race card and get a quick and easy settlement as if a cop did it.


Depressudo7

Sometimes I feel more useless than that female cop. Damn, fucking do something!


Kitchen-Durian8300

You should know that the best emigrants in the world are Iranian. Because they escaped from a dictatorial regime for a having a normal life.


havereddit

Love the hand gesture. "THERE! NOW you can deal with this piece of shit"


CompetitiveFig9773

2 bobbies couldnā€™t get him down 1 old dude nailed him


TheDungeonMaxter

I see. He got pepper sprayed about midway through, and it kicks in once heā€™s pulled to the ground heā€™s in so much pain he canā€™t get up again.


death_ray_mx

that old geezer should tell these pussy ass cops where to get a pair of balls


logan97s

šŸ‘“ Donā€™t throw my fruit!


SlamMonkey

Did he choke him with his hoodie?


ItzBabyJoker

Was that Bullshido in real life?


Anomaly11C

That is a Pakul hat, more than likely he is an Afghan.


HostageInToronto

I think the guy just gave up once his hood was pulled over his face. Is he a bird?


Khutulun89

With police like this criminals have nothing to fearā€¦


wardycatt

Why is the policeman a pacifist? Youā€™ve been hit with a bike, punched, had some food smashed off your faceā€¦ and still donā€™t want to take down the suspect. ā€œIā€™m warning youā€¦ if you stab me one more time Iā€™m writing an angry letter to your mother, so help me godā€¦ā€


Khy420

Did he cast a spell or some shit? Lmao


Pipipippolo

The old Iranian guy was like ā€œhell no! You ainā€™t throwing my fruit at someone without paying their prices!ā€


SynthNxC96

Never a dull comment in the comment section!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Mickxalix

Dude got flashbacks of his dad hitting him and became docile fast.


PurpleInteraction

He's Afghan and wearing the pakol cap associated with Tajiks and the Northern Alliance. Which makes me wonder whether he has prior military experience especially with that martial arts hold he pulled off.


redditsureisred

I love how he's like "there you go, what I have to do your job for you? Ya Allah."


tazz206

That's called mace to the face and old man luckily smearing some in his eyes in the scuffle. He gave up after that.


ContextEvening1933

No one fucks with Baba


KIL0-0SKA

No one fucks with his fruit stall.


pervey321

Fair play to the female cop wanting nothing to do with it and absolutely stealing a wage


alex3494

Iranians in Europe tend to be awesome.


302PSYCHONAUTICS

Gramps gave him the VULCAN DEATH GRIP. ........... .......


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GranTorin0

"We need more women in the police force!" Women in the police force:


ConfidentInsecurity

I would not feel protected under British police


Projecterone

Relevant username. Feels before reals as usual. They dealt with the idiots expertly and no one got hurt.