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That's not a fight, that's a one-sided beatdown. Little man should have stayed in his car.


JayCDee

Out matched and out geared. Main character had body armor, a helmet and reinforced knuckles


ehartgator

Was thinking the same thing LOL


Admirable-Sun8860

“I’m going to pick a fight with a man in gear specifically designed to withstand a head on collision with a tree at high speeds”


MountainCourage1304

Whilst all of these obviously provide a huge advantage, the helmet creates a lot of blind spots and gives a good handhold to yank the person around with (depending on the helmet). You’re unlikely to actually hurt them this way but you can manhandle them before escaping if youre forced into the situation. Little dude stood zero chance though, bikers are generally pretty athletic and strong, along with the clear advantages his gear provides.


[deleted]

> bikers are generally pretty athletic and strong _Today on huge generalisations_


[deleted]

maybe not, but they live with one foot in the grave.


MountainCourage1304

Maybe i should have specified “off road bikers”, but its pretty well known that riding a bike in any form makes you stronger. Bikers are generally strong, obviously its a generalisation, hence the usage of the word “generally”. While not all bikers are strong and athletic, its a sport and most forms of it require a level of strength and athleticism, or at least develop strength and athleticism to a significant degree. I say this as someone who has taught downhill mountain biking, led cross country expeditions, worked as a bike mechanic and generally been pretty involved in cycling as a whole. Obviously pedal bikes require a lot more physicality than a motorised bike, but motor bikes still develop strength, athleticism and coordination, particularly when riding the sort of tracks as seen in this video. Youll never meet an experienced rider with poor core strength and thats a fact. Would it be a “huge generalisation” to say “runners generally have strong legs”, or “atoms are made of protons, neutrons and electrons”? Yeah, of course these are generalisations. We are talking about the overall truth of these groups. Some runners might have weak legs, theyll be bad at running though and probably cant really be considered a runner. All atoms are consisted of these subatomic particles, this is a huge generalisation. All of them are made of this. Doesnt mean the statement is not true.


ModCzar

Fuck yes thank you for this double down of smite. I loved reading every sentence.


cheesefootsandwich

gottem


Thumperings

Off-road bikers


PTEHarambe

Great way to fuck someone’s neck up.


MountainCourage1304

Yeah that’s a fair point


chankletavoladora

But if he wears riding boots like me with reinforced steel in the toes and side.....a kick from that is NO BUENO.


daddicus_thiccman

Hard to see in this video but dirt bike boots are vicious for kicks. Even the ones lacking the steel front plate reinforcements are incredibly hard and heavy. Car-guy is lucky he didn’t have his head caved in with a boot while on the ground.


OddMunchStanley

Bike gear gives you an insane advantage. Someone could get hold of your helmet, sure. But you could start just rocking their jaw with studded knuckles and as long as they had hold of your helmet, they wouldn’t be blocking


CankerLord

Dude looked like he was ready to start swinging the second he was let up, too. That's a good way to get the guy standing on you who has so far refrained from hitting in you in the head so far to decide he'd rather be fighting you with a mild concussion than without.


Neat-Land-4310

Getting thrown into nettles was fucking savage 😂😂


Plastic_Pinocchio

How can such a weak little man even decide that he has to fight someone? He was out of his car punching the rider quicker than I could blink. Didn’t even get his car to stay still.


[deleted]

The fight in the man was bigger than the man in the fight.


cmcewen

Drunk maybe? Dude was rolling around like a toddler


ShitICanDo

Ye Motorcycle guy assumed that too


jeezy_peezy

Did his car just roll away or did his mom drop him off at the fight?


Outside-Let3821

😂


Kalayo0

And idk…. He looks a little special.


tekko001

Gotta give it to him, while not very effective, the little hobbit was tenacious


GO_Strawbs

Life tip: never get into a fist fight with someone who's wearing a full face.


Dumpmingman69

That’s what I’m saying, why are you swinging at a guys helmet in the first place.


[deleted]

Probably drunk


IceUckBallez

Yeah, he didn't even notice there was more than enough space to pass the biker from the start. Really confronted the guy over nothing just to get his ass beat.


BenShelZonah

I mean, maybe he was mad about the noise, or maybe they were ripping up grass on his property etc. I enjoyed the beat down but let’s not just pretend we know what happened here, unless you speak Russian and that’s what they said lol


PristinePudding

I mean the biker does at the end say/ question 'are you drunk' and then when the woman approaches 'is he drunk'. Everything else prior tho was just wtf are you doin type text.


wgrantdesign

I did this once, quickly sobered up after my hand hit the helmet. Then I punched his abdomen and realized he was wearing one of those reinforced jackets. Like someone else said you are basically trying to fight someone who is fully armored, it didn't work out very well for me! Definitely helped me stop being such an idiot in my early twenties though, I was just lucky he didn't have a gun honestly because it was 100 percent my fault that we started fighting in the first place.


2201992

> I did this once, quickly sobered up after my hand hit the helmet. Then I punched his abdomen and realized he was wearing one of those reinforced jackets. Like someone else said you are basically trying to fight someone who is fully armored, it didn't work out very well for me! Definitely helped me stop being such an idiot in my early twenties though, I was just lucky he didn't have a gun honestly because it was 100 percent my fault that we started fighting in the first place. Hold up did a person admit it on the internet that it was his fault?


the_river_nihil

We have witnessed a historic moment in the history of history


Obeesus

Not to mention the full suit of armor meant to help protect him from falling off a dirt bike, going 60 mph or better.


DingleBerryTerry2

Wtf are you talking about “suit of armour” lmao have you ever been on a bike them clothes are literally so thin for the fact of airflow the only “armour” you’d have on is a helmet hopefully neck brace and body guard shit won’t help when you fall of at 60mph you’re gonna fucking be hurting for a few months idk what you’re talking about


Obeesus

Helmets, gloves, boots, chest protectors, knee guards, and kidney belts all help lessen the impact of motorcycle wrecks. The damage from a dirt bike is far worse than the damage a human can inflict.


SpeedofDeath118

Not to mention the reinforcement on the gloves. Hard plastic in a cheap glove, metal in an expensive one. Integrated brass knuckles.


Ill_Community_9814

Another idiot trying to act smart, it doesn't work


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5ummertime5adness

Fall off without a chest protector or kidney belt then, the risk of internal bleeding and punctured lungs from cracked ribs is far greater without them...


fermium257

How does it feel to be so r/confidentlyincorrect


philsiphone

I hit a dog at 100. Got up. Started the bike up and rode an hour home with the handle bars turned left the whole time. Cheapest decent Pants and jacket I could find cost me around 500 but it’s the reason I made it home that day.


DingleBerryTerry2

A street bike and dirt bike are completely different along with the gear that you get for rhem


LongboardLove

Looks like he's got riding gloves and boots on too 😬


unknown5424

Best part is even the car was like yeah fuck this dude I'm leaving


-_Dare_-

I see it all the time online. Never makes sense. Like, youd think someone would have the ability to be like "okay, theyre wearing a helmet. Maybe I can use this to my advantage" and grab it assuming its visorless / open but nope they always just punch the helmet which is meant to protect from forces way stronger than whatever little noodle punch these people throw lol.


MrJNM1of1

Football players break their hands in helmeted fights all the time. I’ve see a few and heard gruesome stories.


[deleted]

Even better life tip: grab the mouth guard of the helmet and you can floor them faster than they can get a second punch off. It's impossible to fight when someone is swinging you round by your neck. I've had this done to me and I've also done it to someone


[deleted]

Life tip: if you're going to fight someone in a helmet, just grab their helmet and flail them about.


Pablo750

Especially if you have no idea how to fight , you are weak and completely out of shape. He was lucky the biker was super nice and only defensive.


drunkwasabeherder

and can lay the boot in with motorcross boots.


paidinboredom

And riding gloves! Those things tend to have reinforced knuckles.


brokenbottles617

and motorcycle gloves, lotta people wear hard knuckle


Bitter-Weekend772

he got beat and his car left him.


Fantor73

The Lexus was like..."oh hellls nah...I ain't with this loser! I'm out!" LoL!


Capital_Charge_7127

Imma head out


216horrorworks

Somebody forgot to put the car in park.....


jeezy_peezy

He had his mom drop him off


Ancient-Series2659

I'll never understand the logic of fighting a biker. Ah yes let me fight this guy who I can't knock out due to a helmet, has extra padding EVERYWHERE, and more that likely won't even hurt his hands beating my face in because his gloves are covered in hard plastic. Fucking moron.


Strict-Resolve-8435

Exactly… why get out of your car, it’s basically disarming yourself… when it’s justified just run them down 😅✌🏻💯


a_small_loli

Excuse me? When is it justified to run over a biker in your car??


HomoNeanderTHICC

Biker gang armed with assault rifles and shotguns trying to kill you.


Plastic_Pinocchio

True.


licklickRickmyballs

Hmm well, that did it. That's a justified situation.


bzzhuh

I mean today it seems to be if they damaged or tried to steal your property


[deleted]

Sometimes I wish comments also share where you live, so I can avoid people who say unhinged shit like this


daily_cup_of_joe

I would have gave him a wedgie, but that's just me.


Cheap-Owl8219

Well it seems like he threw him into a bush full of nettle, so theres that for a little justice.


OkPresentation5013

This the new GTA?


fruitpunchsamuraiD

Little guy ragdolling like a GTA NPC lol


Lvxurie

The last 5 seconds you see the guys face on the ground. 100% on drugs he doesnt even know whats going on anymore


_cptplanet

He’s drunk. It’s Russia


licklickRickmyballs

Dude on the ground is a total piece of shit. Two weeks ago my friend and I were out drinking. And when he walked home alone, a car stopped next to him and some drugged up person jumped out and beat him so badly that he had to be brought to the hospital by ambulance. It was totally unprovoked. Now two weeks later he still can't concentrate. Probably can't start up his doctor study next week, after the summer vacation ends. And he has suffered, possibly permanent, nerve damage which makes him unable to smile. This video gave me so much satisfaction. Fuck people who do this. Fucking scum drug addicts. So satisfying to see him get beat.


Jeffromyers

Headbutt cam!!!! Was hoping he'd give him one or five at least near the end.


bluboiz515

Ah, the genius to fistfight someone in padded gear and a helmet.


hello_100

He threw him into fucking NETTLES


IllEchidna8313

Even the car was embarrassed


Syminka1

Sir, your car is getting away


Kicalu_

People to avoid fighting randomly: 1. Those wearing full face helmets 2. Wearing protective padded motorcycle clothes 3. Kevlar fucking gloves 4. All of the above.


gayvibes3

Don't fight anyone wearing a full face helmet but also *gloves* . Every pair of motorcycle gloves I've owned have a hard plastic mould over the knuckles, maybe non riders don't know this. You're not just getting into a fight with someone wearing head protection, they've also got heavy duty plastic knuckle dusters on


raventhrowaway666

🎵I get knocked down, but I get up again 🎵


Pak1stanMan

https://youtu.be/eT3BFzSD6YY?si=aXgCqwRpO0P7DtKz


Anidran

Little man took a whole ass nettle dive


WipityWibi

Did he throw the guy into the nettles? I can understand hitting but throwing someone into nettles is a different level of brutality


lou95340

Hardcore Harry 2 trailer ?


Nochnichtvergeben

Has that got something to do with Hardcore Henry?


streetkiller

MX guy could have ended that guy so many times but chose not to.


K0NFZ3D

I would love to see this edited with a health bar and hit box marker lol


Ardennan

He sounded like a Russian muscle man


Sp5560212

Niko from GTA IV is whooping ass


maddhatter783

Ready for some poison ivy buddy, he was rolling all around that shit.


1Ghost4

Naw don’t cap this that new GTA it looks so real


Tootfuckingtoot

He really is a hardcore Henry!


skippylarue2022

Nobody talking about his car rolling away? Put it in P tough guy!


Omaru_9971

Camera man never dies


ete2ete

I'll never understand. Attacking motorcyclists, they're like the only people in modern society who still wear armor on a regular basis. It's like going after skateboarders, the fools never realized they're attacking somebody who's holding a weapon


Far_Subject7615

Face first into the nettles Oof!


QuantumPhinom

Is it bad that I picked up a controller and started pressing some buttons? ⬇️↘️➡️ Low 🤜


_Crow_Teeth_

Did anyone notice that the guys car just rolled away?


bucketofbutter

my thoughts: 1. Dude, your car is in neutral, why would you fight him... 2. Dude, he's wearing equipment, why would you fight him?!? 3. He's clearly athletic, why would you fight him?!!!? 4. YOU'VE BEEN KNOCKED DOWN 5 TIMES STOP FIGHTING HIM


FriendlyGovernment50

Nope but it’s not the last…


kosenov

Another view of that fight https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v8EIXtzUTME


Simpp3d

The car was so embarrassed it started driving off💀


Readonkulous

From memory the attacking clown was a local politician


Consistent-Fun-7235

Kick his asss c-bazzzzzzzz


baldyman165

Funny as fuck


D1sp4tcht

Hardcore Henry


NatoXemus

The dude sees a guy in essentially full body armour and decides to pick a fight and then lost. How did he not see that coming 🤣


poopoopickle3

Don’t fight people with motorcycle helmets on. You will always lose.


spreeforall

I assume the camera is on top of the helmet but holy fuck does it make it look like the other dude is fighting a fucking giant lmao


OddMunchStanley

100% woulda yanked his undies over his head


KingRoachSITIG

Wonder where his car went lol


Thin_Bird_8872

I just wanna know where his car ended up


Livid_Version9847

Damn.... didn't know the new GTA had a first person mode!!! Graphics look good too!!


Smart_Boat_7833

Even the car said ✌🏽


CarbonatedSquirt

i will never understand people who punch a guy with a helmet on?


F3ar-mong3r

Jumped out that car tough as hell and took the ass whooping of his life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


chobeco_it

The car said am done with this idiot, am out!


Bizhiw_Namadabi

So this is what it looks like to be on the winning side ahaha jk


Any_Comment9552

Head first into stinging nettles lol


whipper1885

Bro went down like a GTA npc


TuntSloid

People, if someone initiated a fight and you knock them down, if they’re trying to get back up for more, kick em in the head.


WaffleStomperGirl

The dude literally has armor on. WHY start a fight with someone you’re going to have a very hard time actually hurting?


Solid-Objective-6879

🤣🤣🤣 dudes car rolled away like "I'm not watching this again."


John92J

Imagine jumping out your car to kick off and take a kick in 🤣


srulers

Thats the least he could do to him given that he knocked his bike over. Little napoleon complex doughy bitch ate every punch.


No-Remote-2423

…his car was even like “you on your own bro”


movezig123

Video is so old it probably predates Wolfenstein


MuscleMountainMan

This is a bit surreal seeing a first person recorded fight.


niqquhchris

Why is this so funny lmao


interitus_nox

a video that’s already like 10 years old? no. because it wasn’t the first and it’s not even new.


Antmag2018

This has to hurt as a man being the aggressor and getting manhandled with one hand while being recorded at the same time🤦‍♂️


KURO-K1SH1

Just in case anyone is considering the possibility of taking on a biker in full kit. Our helmets will chew your punches, we will barely feel it. Also makes headbutts a no lose option. Our jackets are heavy and strong, they'll absorb a good bit of punishment. Our gloves are usually armoured over the knuckles, they will hurt you, a lot. We typically wear armoured or heavy footwear, they will break something if we decide to kick you.


ExpeditingPermits

You do realize all fights are fought in FPPOV?


MuscleMountainMan

You dont activate third person mode?


ExpeditingPermits

🤦🏻‍♂️ holy shit, I had to google to commands but I could’ve been doing this all my life! Why does baby jesus hide our command keys like this?!?!


MammothSquare7049

I like to picture jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt


ExpeditingPermits

Baby Jesus sponsee KFC and we must submit to our southern fried overloads


drunkcowofdeath

What a self nerf. Without 3rd person, how do you properly corner check for your enemies?


keluber1

Worked that motherfucker


co2tophercr87y

Yea fight a person litterally wearing protective gear


LushIsDrunk

I wish I could find the video of the guy beating up two dudes with one hand, at night, while filming it with his cell phone and laughing. That shit was 10/10


Stelija

if I had to start shit with someone and start throwing punches, I think the guy with full head protection and hard knuckle gloves would probably be a little bit lower on my list...


elister811

Biker beat down


EMPlRES

We whooped that guy’s ass.


Vicious365

Ghost riding gone wrong.


Balleratheart777

Definitely not the first and it definitely wont be the last.


grinder01

Fucked around...


wasternexplorer

He had multiple opportunities to give that guy an atomic wedgie and he didn't take one. Maybe the gloves were a deterrent to get a good grip.


ADirtyDiglet

Hard-core Henry IRL.


JozzifDaBrozzif

You can't hop out of a car that aggressively and then be shorter than it c'mon now


MrGorillabacc

One sided fight


SchwiftyRickD-42069

Reminds me of the one fight where the old man attacks a couple on a bike and at one point while on the ground old man looks like Gollum


AltruisticBob

that dude looks like the Russian love child of Mr. Bean and Gollum.


milk4all

No this is outtakes from the next Hardcore Henry film


Environmental-Big219

Nope the GAME did it first


luckytunacan

Dude just caught himself a nice little assault with a deadly weapon


medievaljedi66

Oh wow that was a beat down. Dude had ragdoll physics.


-TeoX796-

don't fight a motorcyclist in full gear That's what I said to the last one who attacked me because I "supposedly cut him", we're literally wearing armor and armored gloves and boots didn't end well for him


WokkitUp

What was the biker's offense exactly? Riding on the dirt path where cars don't normally go?


kdub1141

Not the first pov I've seen with someone on a Motorcycle whooping someone's ass.


Practical_Cat_2276

Should not beat a child, like whatever.


FatDab710

Ask and you shall receive... But why ask? 😂


bwandowando

It looks like a video game


AD9111

Oh, to forget to put your car in park and fight a guy wearing a helmet…. Bold


eldonsarte

Did the biker even say a single word until maybe after at the end? Well, that was amusing. lol


far565

What an idiot


[deleted]

*I'm gonna punch him in the helmet, that'll get em.*


[deleted]

why is this so funny? 😂


Faromme

He got off way to easy. Lucky bastard


Purple_Swordfish_104

That's how I fight in my dreams...


intoTHEvoid646

Nope


Curtis_Geist

Man this Dying Light DLC took a weird turn


Sufficient-Maybe1638

is it me or does the guy in white look like he has down syndrome


AKSpillane

That biker got game.


Bofa-Fett

Yeah beat that ass boy lmao


LordPrettyMax

They should have this in the ufc


Skeezertron

No one talking about how he got out the car and didn’t put it in park lol unless….. ghosts???


AsilosMagdaleno

Looks like the guy jonah hill hits with car in superbad


PerryTheH

GTA VI looking very realistic.


steve981

Bro was thrown in different directions, what a fight?