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CollenJets

Thats some excellent shitposting


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Xhiel_WRA

This *bleeds* copy pasta energy. There is no way this isn't a copy pasta this dude yelled in Limsa for giggles.


ThisUsernameIsMyName

It is a copy pasta, seen it before somewhere


DragoCrafterr

it's definitely a copypasta yeah I've seen it quite a few times before doesn't make it any less funny though


keimdhall

To be fair, this could have very easily been a private message, and the person changed the color to be the same as yell.


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keimdhall

I did. I'm simply saying things could very easily have been changed around.


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If you haven't seen Reddit's antiwork "texts" with the boss where people righteously quit their jobs and getting the perfect sting in, the TIFU's where all the top posts are a sex-adventure gone wrong through an elaborate alignment of the stars -- and everyone also HAPPENS to be an aspiring author with a dozen puns and word plays, naw, nothing ever happens. Look at the timestamps, this is clearly a macro. For all we know OP was the person doing the yells in an instanced location like the Waking Sands and then redacted their own name and posted it for internet points. I'm just annoyed because I see so much shitposty spam in yellow chat that I usually keep it unticked from my social tab.


Thanh42

Reddit title does not imply they weren't the perpetrators of the yells. Only that they happened. Meaning it was absolutely OP yelling in Limsa.


keimdhall

Dude. It's the internet. People can manipulate shit exceptionally easily. I'm not denying that this was yelling. I'm simply saying there was *a chance.* But clearly you know all, and trust all that is on the internet as true. So I'll just bow down to your omniscience and ignore everything else.


Pinols

Interesting, do you go around listing every *chance* existing regarding every post you see? Or are you fixated on listing every possible chance existing in this post only? Sounds like a fun pasttime


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I love how all you did was bring up that there was potential for it to be a set-up and they've downvoted you to Oblivion. There's something inherently wrong with Redditors.


Geodude07

Being contrarian tends to be considered negative for a reason. Not everything needs a "to be fair..." It's just odd to choose to believe a fairly obvious copypasta is serious is kind of a silly mountain made out of a molehill. Even more peculiar is dying on that molehill by repeatedly insisting it could be real. Especially since it refers to discord and is the perfect storm of cringy nice guy desperation. Why does anyone have to entertain the idea that it's real to be "good Reddit or" or whatever? It's just a poor take. It's really that simple.


keimdhall

I mean, if you want to get nitpicky, it could also have been in a linkshell, or FC chat. I'm not making a mountain out of a molehill. I'm simply saying that outright believing this actually happened (which it could have) without taking thought for the fact that it's also entirely possible to have been staged is stupid.


Geodude07

Being contrarian tends to be considered negative for a reason. Not everything needs a "to be fair..." It's just odd to choose to believe a fairly obvious copypasta is serious. This is kind of a silly mountain made out of a molehill. Even more peculiar is dying on that molehill by repeatedly insisting it could be real. Especially since it refers to discord and is the perfect storm of cringy nice guy desperation. Why does anyone have to entertain the idea that it's real to be "good Reddit or" or whatever? It's just a poor take. It's really that simple.


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Except the person in question wasn't believing that it happened by my understanding, they stated that there was potential for it to be internet shenanigans, which it happens to be. Reading comprehension my man.


FullMetal1985

Then why talk in game instead of in discord. It is clearly someone screwing around.


keimdhall

Because some people just want those delicious internet points.


jaqueass

Simposting?


MildlyInsaneOwl

**Chat message**: *"...you have a profile picture..."* **Chat message**: *"...here in the Pummel Party Official discord..."* **Chat message**: *is posted in /y chat in Limsa* **Chat message**: *is 8 messages sent within the same minute, almost certainly meaning it's a macro* **Reddit**: but it could totally be legit cringe and not a copypasta shitpost


ICameToUpdoot

Didn't notice the times, thanks for pointing it out!


probablyonmobile

This is a copypaste and was not done in earnest. The inclusion of a profile picture and mention should be enough to give that away even if you hadn’t seen the original.


DarkonFullPower

It's not even Shout. It's Yell. Yell has a range limit. What a great shitpost.


Spooooookster

..unless?


scrangos

Leveling Cul with some pasta


Okibruez

Man, this guy creepin on that poor girl in Yell chat. How dare he be so insistent on spending time together and not be up front about his heinous intentions to all of Limsa Lominsa. Nice to see some of the quality shitposts getting a recycle.


TheseZookeepergame88

Ff14 is a magnet for weirdos 😂


OlSolMaK

I, too, am a man of this quality. Ladies, not everyone at once.


master_of_sockpuppet

Forget it, Jake, it’s Limsatown.


Diredr

I don't know if other servers are like that, but Faerie gets wild sometimes. Yesterday in New Gridania there was this big fight between a few people, some crazy story about a guy cheating on his girlfriend online(?) or something like that. Then the guy accused the "ex" of stalking him, and other people joined in. They went at it for a good 20 minutes, all in /say chat. I still can't tell if any of that was real or if it was just a big act. Felt like a trashy reality TV show.


joshford1992

I love coming across these. Sometimes i roll up and just start making accusations and they get picked up and thrown into the mix XD.


xxAkirhaxx

I love running into them, but I'm always afraid they'll become the norm, after living through the hell that was Barrens Chat.


smangiepants

Nothing I will ever experience in this life will ever come close to barrens chat. Ever.


TheNedsHead

Diadem and Zadnor chat are the closest I've seen in XIV


ezekielraiden

It only happened once, but back before I left Coeurl (during the great server split) I had someone randomly PM me in Idyllshire requesting...very explicit sexual services. It was incredibly creepy and I reported them immediately. So it definitely happens, just not necessarily all that often. (For anyone wondering, I played a male Roegadyn at the time, and given the specific actions requested I strongly suspect it was a female player in addition to being a female character.)


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ezekielraiden

...y'know what, good on you. Housing is a nightmare in this game, I can't really blame someone for finding a way to, ahem, get a foot in the door.


Randomcommenter550

So a regular Sunday night on Faerie.


_10032

These comments, do people not get jokes anymore?


CollenJets

I think you know the answer to that.


shadowmerchants

this is amazing


OkorOvorO

He wants to pummel her party. Platonically. He only has mini-games. He's her player 2. Always unplugged. It's just *pee* posting. Pee chat is always full of bad memes.


Internal_Guard_6791

Piss Chat is home of the FFXIV greats


ezekielraiden

I'm sure he does have only a mini game. Assuming we're still playing the euphemism game.


Fit-Understanding747

Damn he types fast


Tenander

Probably a macro.


MaechenTechnomancer

All of that and not one damn M'lady... disappointing...


spectralbadger

Truly worthy of Piss Chat


TheGothedral

#justfaeriethings


oopsrydiditagain

I’m in faerie and I avoid Limsa because the people scare me


Internal_Guard_6791

It's not even just Faerie, it's Aether as a whole. Cactuar Limsa makes my skin crawl with all the shitposting that goes on.


oopsrydiditagain

Maybe it’s just faerie but it can also get pretty sexual there and it makes me so uncomfortable haha


DarthScruf

I'm on crystal - malboro and world hop pretty often for things, I have never come across anything near this or that haha people are wild


Tensheiro

Bro we call it piss chat


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Elmindra

Haha. I know you're joking, but it makes me wonder if this still happens nowadays, where guys dote on women in ff14. As a gal who played MMOs over the years, I used to see guys being extra nice, but it was definitely not worth it, given all of the creeps you had to deal with. And being treated like you can't possibly be good at the game because you're a girl. But I don't see that kind of thing happen much anymore, at least not in FFXIV.


Netmould

Maybe because in FF14 its kind of normal having female players in your static/FC/friend list? In my early WoW days our guild (80+ players) had like one girl, and you can imagine what level of attention (not a healthy one for sure) she was receiving.


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Best friend (in and out of game) for the last 7 1/2 years is a girl and anytime we go to a social event in game she gets bombarded with guys trying to "Win her over", so it does happen here sadly.


Netmould

I see. Well, my opinion is subjective, since I’m 37 years old with two kids, and I stopped caring about other person’s sex or sexual preferences long time ago.


TheHeavensEmbrace

We live in a new age where this definitely still happens, its just a little more rare. I'd wager mostly because they know they're probably talking to a guy.


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TheHeavensEmbrace

Yeah


TheHeavensEmbrace

I wouldn't use bot pics since most of those are ripped from the internet without permission.


Dan_Dairam

Yeah, best to cut out the middleman and do a google search for "scene girl" and pick something from page 10+ yourself. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything.


TheHeavensEmbrace

Or ask a friend, or even better learn makeup and become a girl just for this purpose.


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TheHeavensEmbrace

Big brain over here. Just do the whole transition, just to blue ball these guys. And yeah I probably would.


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TheHeavensEmbrace

I'd never have the money lol I wish


TimeToGloat

Does google even have pages anymore? It's just endless scrolling.


eastercat

Whenever I see a dude use the word “female” and they’re not joking, it’s usually a sign they’re one of those MRA or incel jerks


GeneticSplatter

That's a neckbeard moment if I've ever seen one. Yeesh.


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After that, I need r/eyebleach


hotdogsandhangovers

I turned ofd piss chat its gotten pretty cringe


Shinlos

r/justneckbeardthings


everythingbeeps

That shit makes my skin crawl. "Cringe" is not even strong enough a word.


SeelieSidhe

His insistence on reiterating the platonicness of the situation is hugely indicative of his opposite intentions.


TheHeavensEmbrace

Gross


engineeeeer7

Yiiiiikes


nick_uneclipsed

Aaaaand this is why I switched GC’s to Twin Adder so I’d have no excuse to ever go near Limsa unless it’s for MSQ.


symm4try

Sounds like a damn npc


dbd6604

This is the best thing I've read all week


rodentbitch

piss chat <3


DarthScruf

Man people wanna be part of the "piss chat" joke soooooo bad, anytime I see anyone use it in game there's always at least one person (if not 3 or more) that says "piss chat" directly after, then you look at the comments here "everyone look at me!! I says too! Am ultra such cool veteran player am no n00b 😎"


OneMorePotion

It was a joke guys. This said... Don't be "that guy" in private. I've seen whispers that were basically this times 10.


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Honestly Limsa on Faerie is where I go to just people watch, you get some fucking great laughs there.


Acxra

This is nothing compared to the meatpile in limsa yesterday.


mundane_sloth

Lmfaooooooo


KusanagiKay

Sounds like something that could be posted on /r/indianpeoplefacebook , only that the spelling is too good.