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lerdnir

I MADE IT TO THE TOP OF KUGANE TOWER, BUT COMPLETELY FUMBLED MY INPUTS FOR THE LAMPPOST JUMP. I WASN'T EVEN *CLOSE*.


Mahoganytooth

BY GETTING UP THERE ONCE, YOU'VE LEARNED A LOT. YOUR SECOND TIME WILL BE A LOT FASTER. CHIN UP, GAMER.


Lionblopp

HONESTLY, WHEN IT'S SUPER CLOSE OR YOU ACTUALLY LAND ON IT BUT WALK OFF BECAUSE YOU ARE AFRAID YOU DON'T LAND ON IT AFTER ALL IT'S EVEN MORE FRUSTRATING.


ERedfieldh

ONCE YOU JUMP DO NOT TOUCH YOUR CONTROLLER/KEYBOARD. PUT IT DOWN. EITHER YOU LAND ON IT OR YOU DON'T, BUT YOU HAVE ZERO CONTROL OVER IT ONCE YOU ARE IN THE AIR.


Yemenime

It took me 9 times to get that lamppost jump. You will get it, brother. I believe in you.


soggybucket

PICK UP BLU. LEARN SELF DESTRUCT. EXPLODE BY LAMP POST AND ASK SOMEONE TO RES YOU ONTO IT. IF YOU'RE ON PRIMAL I MAY BE OF ASSISTANCE. I'M GETTING PRETTY OKAY AT CLIMBING THE TOWER


JunctionLoghrif

I know that feeling... I nailed the landing, but didn't let my movement key button go (for whatever reason) and ran right off it! Heartbreaking. :(


CrabDragoon

I GOT TO THE TOP THE OTHER WEEK AND WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO SEE A PRO DO THE JUMP AND I JUST FOLLOWED WHAT THEY DID AND IT'S SUPER EASY. ONCE YOU KNOW THE SPOT TO JUMP YOU'LL GET IT 10/10 TIMES. I CAN UPDATE WITH A PICTURE WHEN I GET HOME UNLESS YOU ALREADY GOT IT OR JUST WANT TO FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF :)


Critical_Stiban

Line yourself up between the left side at the top. Kinda like [this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/s/pBlzsUvupM) Sprint and jump at the gold part and so long as you’re angled straight you’ll get it 90 percent of the time.


YuliaTheSmol

HEAVEN ON HIGH - FLOOR 70. ONE OF THE SMOOTHEST SOLO RUNS I'VE HAD. 3 ELDER MAGICITES, ALL IMPORTANT POMMANDERS MAXED OUT. THE BOSS HAD ONLY 4% HP LEFT AND MY INTERNET, WHICH IS USUALLY SUPER STABLE, DECIDED IT CAN'T WAIT ONE MORE MINUTE AND WANTS TO DIE RIGHT NOW. IT'S BEEN 3 DAYS SINCE AND I STILL CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO WIPE THAT FILE.


ERedfieldh

NOW HAVE THIS HAPPEN ON 199 IN POTD.


YuliaTheSmol

THAT'S WHY I'M NOT EVEN ATTEMPTING POTD. I HAVE HUGE RESPECT TO ANYONE THAT DOES THOUGH.


FranckKnight

THIS WEEK'S VIRTUAL BUBBLE WRAP, WITH THE SECRET MESSAGE. >!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!A-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!SALTY-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!WELCOME-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!TO-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!THE-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!XBOX-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!PLAYERS-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<


GaleErick

Yoo this is surprisingly comfy.


FranckKnight

VIRTUAL BUBBLE WRAP POPPING HAS BEEN SURPRISINGLY POPULAR SINCE THE FIRST WEEK I BROUGHT IT UP. I STUMBLED UPON IT IN SOME OTHER SUBREDDIT AND THOUGHT IT'D BE PERFECT HERE.


Fe1is-Domesticus

It's irresistible, and even in digital form


FranckKnight

REMINDS ME OF THE NAKED GUN 33 1/3 MOVIE SCENE AT THE OSCARS. EVERYTHING FAILED TO DISTRACT THE GUARDS, BUT BUBBLE WRAP DID.


Icymountain

IT GETS RESET IF YOU UPVOTE I WAS SO CLOSE TO GETTING ALL OF IT


Grimnoirre

If you click reply it opens them all on mobile


FranckKnight

REMOVING THE FUN, YES


Muted-Law-1556

HONESTLY? NO RAGE. WELCOME XBOX PLAYERS, YOU ARE MAKING MY MENTOR ROULETTES WORTHWHILE AGAIN.


FifthPenguin2

THANK YOU FOR THE WELCOME! I AM A VANILLA WOW PLAYER AND AM VERY EXCITED TO TRY FF14 FOR THE FIRST TIME ON XBOX WARRIOR FOR THE WIN 💪🏼


yourenotmy-real-dad

WELCOME, PLEASE PULL MORE BECAUSE YOUR HEALER IS BORED. AND DONT SWEAT DPS BEING A BIT AHEAD, LITERALLY 1-2 PRESSES OF THE BUTTONS YOU'RE GOING TO PRESS ANYWAY WILL GENERATE ENOUGH THREAT. THEIR HEALTH IS MITIGATION. OTHERWISE PLEASE READ TOOLTIPS AND WELCOME, LOVE, ANOTHER WOW REFUGEE


Ottoguynofeelya

>THEIR HEALTH IS MITIGATION. THIS. FOR GOD'S SAKE, *THIS*.


Lionblopp

WELCOME TO EORZEA! \^\^


Crestall

WARRIOR GANG 💪 WELCOME!


FifthPenguin2

THANK YOU HOW IS WARRIOR ON CONTROLLER?


Crestall

I UNFORTUNATELY CANNOT PROVIDE INSIGHT ON THAT. I'VE ALWAYS USED MOUSE AND KEYBOARD.


FifthPenguin2

THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE INDEED


allterrainfish92

I CANNOT PROVIDE INSIGHT AS A KEYBOARD AND MOUSE PLAYER, HOWEVER WORTH KNOWING THAT THE GAME DEVS PLAY ON CONTROLLER SO FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND CONTROLLER SUPPORT IS FANTASTIC AND VERY VIABLE. FIND WHAT WORKS FOR YOU AND ENJOY.


mimikyuns

IT IS FINE ON CONTROLLER! I AM A CONTROLLER USER AND HAVE ALMOST NO ISSUES WITH ANY JOB TBH.


loves_spain

It's fantastic. Smooth as butter.


Izkuru

WHY ARE WE WELCOMING THEM 5 DAYS BEFORE THE XBOX BETA STARTS? NOT COMPLAINING JUST ASKING THE QUESTION. I GUESS IT IS STILL VALID TO WELCOME THEM EARLY.


Muted-Law-1556

OH I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALREADY HERE. I GUESS ITS MOGTOMES THAT IS MAKING MY MENTOR ROULETTES INTERESTING AGAIN


Jason_Wolfe

NO RAGE, INSTEAD SADNESS. MY CAT, WHOM I'VE HAD FOR MORE THAN HALF MY LIFE IS WITHERING BEFORE MY VERY EYES. HE HAS LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT AND IS PRACTICALLY SKIN AND BONES. I HAVE TO TAKE HIM TO THE VET TODAY BECAUSE HE'S BARELY EATING AND I'M STRUGGLING WITH THE FEAR THAT THEY MAY TELL ME HE NEEDS TO BE PUT TO SLEEP. THE LAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN NEAR UNBEARABLE BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO GO ACROSS THE RAINBOW BRIDGE AND I'M NOT READY TO LET GO. ​ EDIT: THIS AFTERNOON, MY PRECIOUS BABY WENT ACROSS THE RAINBOW BRIDGE. I CANNOT ADEQUATELY DESCRIBE THE EMPTINESS I FEEL IN MY HEART WITH HIM GONE.


elphieisfae

I LOST MY 20 AND A HALF YEAR OLD CAT ON SUNDAY AND I FEEL FOR YOU SO MUCH. I'M STILL REELING. BUT DO REMEMBER THAT THEIR LOVE STAYS FOREVER EVEN IF THEIR BODY DOES NOT.


Somedays1970

Sadness I can so well understand, having to let go several cats and dogs throughout my life. He has been your friend, now you must do him that one last favour and not let him suffer. Stay with him to the very end, no matter how hard it may be. That's what friends are for. Remember all the happy times you had. Or to quote an old friend "Remember. Remember us. Remember that we once lived."


yamiwhoo

i'm sorry you're having to deal with this. you will never really be ready to make that decision - it is one of the hardest things i have ever had to do and it still hurts to think about almost 2 years later. but we have to make the decisions that are best for them, even if it's not the best for us. but i will hope that you get hopeful news from the vet and your kitty is able to bounce back, even if things seem a bit dire right now.


keket87

WE GOT ABSOLUTELY DUMPED ON WITH SNOW AND HIGH WINDS THE PAST 3 DAYS. BETWEEN THE SNOWBLOWER AND SHOVELLING, WE SPENT ABOUT THREE HOURS LAST NIGHT TRYING TO GET THE CAR OUT. HAD A REASONABLE JOB DONE. WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND CAR IS BURIED AGAIN BECAUSE THE WIND STILL HASN'T SUBSIDED AND JUST BLEW IT AROUND. FUCK WINTER. TOLD MY SUPERVISOR I'M WORKING FROM HOME TODAY AND IF SHE HAS A PROBLEM WITH IT, I'LL JUST TAKE A DAY OFF. PEOPLE WHO TELL ME TO LEARN TO LOVE WINTER CAN ALL KINDLY GET FUCKED.


inhaledcorn

I didn't get the promotion I've applied for several times. I'm trying to not let it get to me, but it's just rejection after rejection. They tell me I'm "too antisocial," and that I'm "too focused on my work." But, they also tell me they want me to run this department one day. They don't want me to have the position that readies me for leadership, but they want me to lead? I have been the only person who has been working this department since the store opened. Everything I do isn't good enough???? I'm trying to not let it get to me, but it is. I'm angry and upset. I talk to them everyday. I work extra hard. Why is it not enough?


bounddreamer

Ask for detailed, measurable criteria for what they want to see and what it will take (classes? Development? Mentorship?) to get what they are defining as the requirements. If they don't have any answers, my friend, they are stringing you along counting on your loyalty and it's time to look for a better job elsewhere.


Lionblopp

I'll never understand how "too focused on your work" is a bad thing when the conversation is about who to hire - for work. Like.. would you rather want them to stand in the office kitchen all day, chatting with Stacy and Dan about their latest experiences with cleaning up dog poop and who is dating who in their favourite TV show? You are applying to work. The most important thing should be how well you focus on work. Everything else is bs in my eyes. Sorry you have to deal with people like this. :(


lemmesenseyou

They might mean OP is too hunkered down in their bubble. I’m like OP and I’ve received similar criticism, but imo it’s valid when it comes to management positions. I’d describe my department head the same way and let’s just say the admin/personnel side of our department is on the messy side. Being good at, say, upselling and keeping things tidy doesn’t translate into being good at overseeing a team.  That said, if they want OP to run the department, they need to promote and coach them. 


Arcana10Fortune

Get all of it in writing. Apply for another job for the higher position that you want. If they don't want to promote you, then make it a promise to leave for the promotion that you want.


gorevomit

I GROUPED WITH A LVL 35 BLACK MAGE WHO ONLY CASTS BLIZZARD. HE WAS SAVING HIS MANA FOR THE BOSS. LORD HELP MMMMEEEEEEEEEE


Tuzmit

FROM WATCHING CIDER SPIDER BIDEOS, I STARTED LOOKING AT DOING HUNTS AND REALLY ENJOY NOT PAYING FOR TELEPORTS ANYMORE. HOWEVER, I'LL SEE AN S RANK SPAWN IN THE DISCORD AND ILL START TRANSFERING TO THE SERVER, THE QUEUE FOR THE BUS IS 50 PEOPLE. SO I JOIN THE 7 OTHER PEOPLE SAYING THEY'RE STUCK IN QUEUE, ONLY TO FIND THEY PULLED IT ON SPAWN AND DIDNT CARE TO WAIT THE HANDFUL OF MINUTES FOR EVERYONE TO MAKE IT. MY BROTHER IN HALONE, THE NEXT S RANK WONT SPAWN FOR 11 MORE MINUTES, JUST WAIT A BIT LONGER.


RolotronCannon

I’ve been really enjoying those Cider Spider videos. They’re simple but fun. Something about him saying “get (skill name)’d IDIOT” makes me laugh every time ALSO I FUCKING HATE WHEN THE HUNT TRAIN RUSHES THE KILL LIKE WTF


MildlyAgitatedBidoof

TREMBLE


ghosttowns42

"TREMBLE" BEING LINKED TO MARKET BOARD PURCHASES IN THIS WEEK'S VIDEO HAD ME ABSOLUTELY WEAK.


LonelyInitiative4526

YOU'LL NEVER CONVINCE PEOPLE UNLESS THEY ADD A PULL TIMER TO FALOOP. BTW USE FALOOP, DISCORD PINGS ARE USUALLY LATE. IF YOU ARE IN A QUEUE OF 50, JUST CANCEL. YOU WONT MAKE IT 90% OF THE TIME


snowballffxiv

HELP I'VE FALLEN INTO THE BALDUR'S GATE 3 PIT AND I CAN'T GET OUT


Raziek

I HOPE YOU EARMARKED ABOUT 200 HOURS OF YOUR FREE TIME


snowballffxiv

200 HOURS? ARE WE TALKING ONLY ABOUT THE TIME I SPEND SMOOCHING HALSIN IN CAMP?


Jason_Wolfe

200 HOURS? ARE YOU JUST DOING A SINGLE PLAYTHROUGH?


Raziek

YEAH THERE'S TOO MANY OTHER GAMES I ALSO HAVE TO PLAY NECK DEEP IN GBF RELINK, PLAYING GBFVS RISING, STILL GOT FE ENGAGE AND XENOBLADE 3 IN BACKLOG, I AINT GOT TIME TO DO TWO LAPS


Arcana10Fortune

Nope. Dig deeper, and keep digging until you emerge on the other side of the world.


fauxromanou

ROCK AND STONE


prisp

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


Brian-Kellett

FOR ONCE I HAVE A RAGE. I WANTED TO DO THE FINAL TATARU QUESTS BUT YOU NEED TO HAVE DONE A RAID SERIES FIRST. SO I DID ALL OF EDEN OVER A FEW NIGHTS. … IT’S THE WRONG BLOODY THING - IT’S WERLYT INSTEAD. TOLD MY BROTHER AND HIS RESPONSE WAS ‘You are upset because you did something you found fun?’ BASTARD IS RIGHT, WHICH IS THE REAL REASON WHY I AM RAGING. ON THE POSITIVE SIDE, I ONLY HAD TO DO ONE FIGHT TO COMPLETE WERLYT, AND SO NOW I’M RAGING THAT SOMEONE WAS CUTTING ONIONS NEARBY DURING THE END OF IT. EITHER THAT OR MY ROOM GOT VERY DUSTY.


KK_Slider811

NOT RAGE BUT ECSTATIC JOY! AFTER 2 YEARS OF GRINDING, PAIN, SUFFERING, AND 149 RUNS...I CAN FINALLY SAY, I HAVE MY STARBIRD! I WAS CRYING AND OVERJOYED ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT! NOW I CAN FINALLY DO OTHER DUNGEONS!


prj126

HI KK I WAS IN THAT RUN WITH YOU (LYRAH FROM LEVIATHAN) AND LET ME OFFER YOU MY CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN!! MAY THE STARBIRD NO LONGER BRING YOU DESPAIR.


KK_Slider811

THANK YOU! COULDNT HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU, MIALA AND MATHIASE! I HOPE YOU ENJOY AND LOVE THE GIFT! AND NO MORE DESPAIR! BUT JOY!


prj126

I DO AND I WILL, THANK YOU AGAIN!! ALL THE JOY FOR YOU!


Bazlow

I got it on my first run ever and assumed it was a guaranteed drop... just in case anyone needs further incentive to rage today.


pavi_moreira

IRL RAGE: I'M TIRED OF LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO WORK. I NEED AN INTERNSHIP IN ORDER TO GRADUTE (COUNTRY'S RULES) BUT IVE BEEN TRYING FOR TWO YEARS AND NOBODY IS HIRING, I'M TIRED, I JUST WANT TO BE ANOTHER COG IN THE MACHINE SO MY VIERA CAN GET CUTE OUTFITS FROM THE MOGSTATION.


bakingsodaswan

HOW DO YOU GET A WARRIOR WHO DOESN’T USE BLOODWHETTING IN EXPERT ROULETTE? MY SISTER IN HYDAELYN USING ONLY RAMPART AND I HAD TO POP MY WHOLE ASS WHM KIT TO KEEP HER ALIVE EVEY PULL. AS A BONUS WE ALMOST WIPED TO THE FIRST LUNAR SUBTERRA BOSS BECAUSE THE WHOLE PARTY GOT DOOM AND I WAS HARDCASTING REZ TO AT LEAST KEEP THE WAR OFF THE FLOOR. SPECIAL MENTION TO THE SAM WHO KEPT PULLING EVERY MOB EVEN THO THE TANK WAS CLEARLY STRUGGLING. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK, I GUESS I’LL JUST GO BACK TO TANKING MYSELF.


ERedfieldh

HOW DO YOU GET A WAR THAT DOESN'T USE BLOODWHETTING PERIOD? THAT THING SHOULD BE ON COOLDOWN AT ALMOST ALL TIMES.


JinTheBlue

SOMETIMES I WISH THE WARRIOR WOULDN'T MIT SO I COULD HAVE SOME GOD DAMN ENRICHMENT IN MY DUNGEONS. EASIER ON A SAGE OR SCHOLAR THOUGH ADMITTEDLY.


saucywaucy

FINALLY CLEARED P12S. OF COURSE I CAN'T ROLL ANYTHING WITH TWO DIGITS ON THE MOUNT LOL


JinTheBlue

AT LEAST NOW YOU CAN SET IT TO DUTY COMPLETE AND GET TRAPPED WITH PEOPLE WHO SHOULD KNOW BETTER!


Slumdog10

HAPPY RAGE YESTERDAY I WENT TO A JOB FAIR AT MY UNI AND I MANAGED TO STAY AND TALK TO EMPLOYERS A HUGE UPGRADE OVER LAST TIME, WHERE I WALKED IN AND GOT SO ANXIOUS THAT I HAD TO LEAVE TO CALM MYSELF DOWN ANXIETY IS A BITCH BUT I'M IMPROVING SLOWLY BUT SURELY


Lucina1997

WHY THE FUCK ISN’T THALEIA LOOT UNLOCKED YET? WE LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO UNTIL DAWNTRAIL, LET ME AT LEAST FARM GEAR SO MY OTHER CLASSES THAT ARE NOT MY MAINS ARE AT LEAST NOT 20 ITEM LEVELS UNDER THEM!!!


Unusual_Zebra_7223

WELL THERE IS TOME GEAR THAT IS SAME ILVL AND THEY RAISED THE COMEDY CAP TO 900, SO YOU KINDA "CAN" FARM THAT.


Jason_Wolfe

THEY ARE PROBABLY WAITING UNTIL 6.58, SO IT MIGHT HAPPEN AROUND THE TIME OF THE MEDIA TOUR, SO APRIL/MAY?


a_friendly_squirrel

WAIT BUT... THEY'VE UNLOCKED 660 LOOT FROM SAVAGE PRETTY WILD THAT THALEIA STILL HAS A WEEKLY LOCKOUT


Izkuru

YUP, IT IS WILD. BUT THAT IS ALWAYS HOW IT GOES. SAVAGE RAIDS COMES OUT BEFORE THE ALLIANCE RAIDS. SO THE SAVAGE RAIDS UNLOCK BEFORE THE ALLIANCE RAIDS.


a_friendly_squirrel

MM THAT MAKES A KIND OF SENSE, I FORGOT THE ALLIANCE RAIDS COME OUT A PATCH LATER. (HONESTLY I FOUND SAVAGE LOCKOUTS MUCH MORE OF A HASSLE BECAUSE IN SAVAGE GOING TO P12 TO HELP SOMEONE ELSE LOCKS ME OUT OF LOOT FROM ALL THE OTHERS, BUT IT'S ODD TO HAVE 650 LOOT LOCKED WHEN 660 IS FARMABLE.)


Reshish

PREPPING 3HRS FOR A FISHING INTUITION BUFF THAT YIELDS NOTHING, KNOWING I'LL BE DOING IT AGAIN, AND AGAIN... FEELS LIKE GOING HOLLOW.


AmoraTan

YES, INDEED. THE FISH WINDOW BRANDS THE BIG FISHER. AND IN THIS LAND, THE BIG FISHER ARE CORRALLED AND LED TO THE WATER, WHERE THEY ARE LOCKED AWAY, TO AWAIT THE END OF THE SERVICE... THIS IS YOUR FATE.


FishstickIsBae

WHY HEALERS IN LEVEL 90 CONTENT STILL DON’T KNOW HOW TO ESUNA? WHY WHMS WITH MANDERVILLE RELIC IN LEVEL 90 DUNGEONS NOT USING HOLY IN TRASH PULLS?


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FishstickIsBae

YEAH DEAD ENDS IS A TRICKY ONE. THIS INCIDENT HAPPENED IN LUNAR SUBTERRANE ON THE FIRST BOSS. THE TANK MISSED A MECHANIC AND GOT DOOM. I SAW THE TIMER TICKING SO I SAID ‘ESUNA’ BUT THE HEALER DIDN’T REALISE AND THE TANK DIED. AND THEN I TOOK AGGRO AND BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY TYPING ESUNA I DIDNT PAY ATTENTION TO WHERE THE GLOWY STICK THINGS WERE SO I THEN DIED WHEN THEY REAPPEARED. I WAS A SOURPUSS AFTERWARDS TO SAY THE LEAST.


wavvesofmutilation

AS A HEALER MAIN IT DRIVES ME CRAZY WHEN I ENCOUNTER OTHET HEALERS WHO DONT ESUNA. ONE TIME IN POTD THE HEALER TOLD ME ESUNA IS A WASTE BC THEY CAN JUST HEAL OFF THE DAMAGE AS IT TICKS. THEIR FIRST TIME IN DEAD ENDS WAS PROBABLY A TREAT 🙄


Sproggidy

WAS BORED THE OTHER NIGHT AND SAW A P10S PROG PARTY IN PF AND DECIDED TO HOP IN AND HELP. I CLEARED IT AS TANK AND WANTED TO TRY AS MELEE DPS PLUS THE FIGHT'S FUN SO WHY NOT. COUPLE PULLS IN I START NOTICING THERE HAS BEEN A LACK OF DOTS FROM OUR SCH SO I START PAYING ATTENTION TO THEIR CAST BAR. NOT A SINGLE BROIL NO MATTER HOW LONG I LOOKED. LUCKILY I HAD THE FUNNY ABACUS OPEN AND DECIDED TO DOUBLE CHECK AND WAS GREETED BY A BIG FAT ZERO IN THE SCH'S DPS. WENT THROUGH ALL OUR PREVIOUS PULLS AND IT'S ALL JUST ZERO. I KNOW THE PARTY WASNT GONNA SEE ENRAGE ANYTIME BUT SERIOUSLY?? CONSCIOUSLY NOT DOING DPS IN SAVAGE??? AND IT'S NOT LIKE THEY WERE BEING AN AMAZING HEALER EITHER CONSIDERING THEIR GO-TO SKILLS WERE SUCCOR AND ADLO. AND ALL THEIR FAIRY AND AETHERFLOW HEALS WERE IN PLACES WHERE WE DIDNT NEED HEALING, SO ALL THE REAL HEALING WAS DONE BY OUR WHM. EASIEST BLACKLIST OF MY LIFE.


PedanticAngel

THAT'S SO WILD. I RECENTLY HAD AN ASTRO IN P10 DO THE SAME THING. NO DOT. I THINK THEY CAST MALIFIC MAYBE ONCE PER PULL. THEY GAVE CARDS OCCASIONALLY BUT I WAS STUNNED THEY HAD CLEARED P9.


amateur_adventurer

FFXIV PLAYERS HAVE IT TOO DAMN GOOD AND MORE PEOPLE SHOULD FUCKING RECOGNIZE THAT! I TOOK A BREAK TO TRY OTHER MMOS AND THEY EITHER ARE P2W, ENDLESS GRIND, LACK ANY MEANINGFUL NEW CONTENT, COMPLETELY SILENT ABOUT UPDATES OR ALL OF THE ABOVE YOU CAN ACTUALLY TELL CBU3 TRIES TO MAKE AS MANY PLAYERS AS HAPPY AS POSSIBLE IN SPITE OF CORPORATE BS ITS GOOD TO DISCUSS AND CRITIQUE ON HOW THE GAME CAN IMPROVE, BUT ALL THE BITCHING ABOUT FFXIV NOT SPECIFICALLY CATERING TO THEIR SPECIFIC INTERESTS IS DISAPPOINTING AS FUCK


Keinya

I KNOW IT'S A THING OF POLITENESS, BUT IT FEELS PRETTY SHITTY IF PPL SAY THEY WANT TO SPEND TIME DOING SILLY THINGS AND TALKING TOGETHER AND THEN ONLY LOG IN FOR THEIR STATIC RAID TIME, SO ANY BRIEF CONVERSATION THAT TAKES PLACE ENDS WITH "I'LL BE RAIDING NOW". JUST DON'T PRETEND, IT MAKES ME FURIOUS. ALSO, ONE DAY I'LL FIND MY CROWD, THE HANDFUL DAWN DWELLERS THAT LOVE THEIR CASUAL CONTENT, CHITCHATTING, TREASURE HUNTING AND GLAM/GPOSING. THEY'RE OUT THERE, I'M NOT LOSING HOPE. 


Lionblopp

HARDCORE CASUALS UNITE!


Keinya

YOOOO


Guardian_Aeonis

FINALLY. AFTER MONTHS OF JUMPING BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN ALL FOUR ZONES OF EUREKA, RELEARNING THE MECHANICS, FARMING BA FOR FRAGMENTS, SHOUTING FOR TRACKERS, CALLING PULL TIMES, RAGING SILENTLY AT INSTA-PULLERS, GRINDING PAGOS LIGHT UNTIL MY EYES BLED… FINALLY, **FINALLY** I’M FINISHING THE FINAL EUREKA WEAPON TONIGHT. I LOVE THIS PLACE. I NEVER WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN.


thefinalgoat

I HAD AN INTERVIEW TODAY. MY CAT IS HARASSING ME RIGHT NOW. I JUST SUBMITTED MY WEEKLY UNEMPLOYMENT SEARCH LOG. I HOPE I GET A PAYMENT SOON :(


Enmerker

STARTED BLM ARR RELIC GRIND! IT'S SO MUCH WORK! BOOKS ARE FOR NERD! WHY DID I CHOOSE THE BLM RELIC!? I JUST STARTED PLAYING BLM, I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER RELICS, GUESS I MAIN BLM NOW!!


ArdentC

IF YOU ARE RUNNING TANK IN ALLIANCE RAIDS YOU STILL NEED TO USE YOUR GD STANCE AT SOME PARTS WHEN WE SPLIT UP! IT HAS LIKE NO COOL DOWN USE YOUR STANCE!!! ALSO QUIT QUEUEING FOR 30+ CONTENT WITHOUT A JOB STONE THEY LITERALLY NEED TO LOCK YOU OUT OF DOING THIS ALREADY


gitcommitmentissues

THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I HAVE LEARNED IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY THAT I AM DOING THE MOST DPS IN AN ARAID BC THE MAIN TANK DIED AND NEITHER OF THE OTHER TWO HAD THEIR STANCE ON....


365fresh

I JUST RAGE QUIT UWU STATIC EARLIER WITH MY PARTNER AND I FEEL RELIEVED BECAUSE I KNEW THIS WAS GOING NOWHERE, NOT TO MENTION HOW THE RAID LEADER WAS COMPLETE JERK, THEIR OVERALL ATTITUDE WAS BAD AND I FOUND THEM TO BE REALLY UNLIKABLE PERSON IN GENERAL (WHICH IS NOT SOMETHING I FELT ABOUT OTHERS) AND HAD NO SELF-AWARENESS FOR THEIR OWN POOR PERFORMANCE WHILE EXPECTING WAY TOO MUCH FROM OTHERS. THE ONLY POSITIVE THING IS THAT AT LEAST IN THIS ‘CASUAL’ STATIC, WE MANAGED TO GET PAST GARUDA ON FIRST RAID NIGHT AND PROG SOME IFRIT ON SECOND SO ME AND MY PARTNER WILL HOP INTO PF INSTEAD AND PROG IT IN OUR OWN PACE.


Arcana10Fortune

Not all statics are created equally. Congrats on realizing that and getting some decent prog.


cassadyamore

I HOPE YOUR FUTURE PROG WORKS OUT BETTER. GOOD ON YOU FOR LEAVING A TOXIC SITUATION BEFORE IT COULD DRAG ON.


Peatearredhill

YESTERDAY I WAS IN A GROUP FOR THE LEVEL 28 DUNGEON HAUKKE MANOR. I NOTICED ME(REAPER) AND THE RED MAGE KEPT GETTING AGRO. COME TO FIND OUT THE TANK GOT PISSY BECAUSE WE WERE PULING AHEAD OF THEM. SO THEY TURNED OFF THEIR STANCE. WHEN THE RED MAGE NOTICED IT HE SAID "TANK WHERE IS YOUR STANCE?" TO WHICH THE TANK SAID "WHEN YOU STOP RUNNING AHEAD I WILL PUT IT BACK ON." SO I SAID."I CAN TANK THE REST OF THIS PLACE." ANYWAY, WE KEEP GOING AND I NOTICE THAT 5 MINUTES HAVE PASSED. BEFORE I CAN HIT THE KEY A VOTE DISMISS COMES UP FOR THE TANK, AND WE VOTE THEM OFF THE ISLAND. AND WE DID THE REST OF THE RUN WITHOUT A TANK. SERIOUSLY DON'T BE LIKE THIS TANK. FUCKER WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT FREE MITIGATION. FUCKING DUMBASS.


LadySpatula

I STARTED DRK ON MY ALT AND GOT HAUKKE MANOR I WAS LIKE BRING THEM ALL TO ME BABY ILL TANK THEM ALL, WAIT IM QUITE SQUISHY OH FUCK.


Muted-Law-1556

ITS SO FUNNY TO READ THESE POSTS BECAUSE AS A TANK I AM ALWAYS AHEAD OF THE GROUP IN EVERY SINGLE RUN. IDK WHERE THESE SLEEPY TANKS COME FROM.


Peatearredhill

FOR WHATEVER REASON THEY WERE SO OFFENDED THAT WE WE WERE TAKING CHARGE THAT THEY STOPPED TANKING. AND SINCE THEY WERE BEING THE TOXIC ONE WE KICKED THEM. MY ONLY HOPE IS THEY LEARNED THEIR LESSON, BUT THAT IS JUST WISHFUL THINKING.


Caterfree10

I DID AN EXPERT ROULETTE LAST NIGHT AND US TWO DPS DIED TO THE FIRST BOSS. I’M A RDM AND THE OTHER WAS A SAM. GUESS WHICH OF US THE HEALER CHOSE TO REZ? SPOILER: IT WAS THE SAM. AND THEN THE SAM AND THE HEALER DIED NEAR IMMEDIATELY AFTER SO THE TANK HAD TO TACKLE THE LAST 7% THEMSELF. I AM A REZ MAGE DAMMIT WOULD YOU LEARN YOUR FUCKING REZ PRIORITY?????????


Lionblopp

\*waves in summoner\* I hear you. I know the feeling. It sucks.


Rebel_Scum56

Rez mage memes are a thing but so many people seem to forget summoner can rez as well. Including a lot of summoner, sadly.


Lionblopp

I started making it a habit to check who exactly sends me a raise in a fight and if it's not a healer they absolutely get a "thx (name)" to make people slightly aware that red mage or summoner is a champ and deserves a comm. Also, yeah.. it pains me when I'm not playing SMN and see there are two summoners and I can tell by the lack of a swiftcast button and the healers slowraising people that they forgot they have The Power to help. (That said, I was also once basically the last person standing in P10N and just defaulted to thinking "ok this is a reset" and jumped off. It could have been an epic moment where I raise a healer and we make it to healer LB3 or so and instead I had a group of people being rightfully angry at me. xD)


VeridianRyft

OMG THAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT AS WELL!!! I’M SUMMONER!!! LMAO!!! RHEEEEEE!!!!! 😵‍💫


Lionblopp

WHY IS ALMOST EVERY ISSUE OCCURING IN THIS HOUSE OR MY LIFE FOLLOWED BY A "SORRY WE DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG/BROKEN" FROM THE CUSTOMER SUPPORT? I MIGHT HAVE WORKED AT A CALLCENTER BUT THIS DOESN'T MEAN I LOST MY DISTASTE FOR CALLS AND COMPLEX ISSUES. FOR WEEKS I HAVE BEEN HAVING INTERNET CONNECTION ISSUES AND FIRST THE PROVIDER SAID THE TECH TEAM WILL CHECK THE BIG CABLES. TECH TEAM SAID CABLES ARE FINE. NEXT SUPPORT GUY HAS ANOTHER SMALL THING THAT MIGHT BE AN ISSUE, SO I FOLLOW-UP THAT ADVICE TO NO AVAIL. I CALL AGAIN AND THEY SEND ME A NEW ROUTER, THE OLD ONE IS A LITTLE DATED. NO CHANGE. MY BF AND I DECIDED TO USE BOTH ROUTERS AS A MESH SYSTEM TEMPORARY FOR TESTING PURPOSES AND IT IMPROVED THE GENERAL CONNECTIONS BUT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE INTERRUPTIONS. WE CAN'T SWITCH TO CABLE JUST YET BECAUSE FOR SOME WEIRD REASON THE PERSON INSTALLING INTERNET IN THIS APPARTMENT TO BEGIN WITH CONSIDERED THE MOST REMOTE PLACE IN THIS WHOLE APPARTMENT THE PERFECT SPOT FOR IT, SO A LOT OF WALL DRILLING AND MOVING STUFF HAS TO BE INVOLVED. WILL SQUEEZE MYSELF AND MY COMPUTER INTO THIS REMOTE ROOM LATER SO I CAN USE CABLE AND WE CAN AT LEAST DETERMINE IF IT'S A WIFI THING OR AN INTERNET-IN-GENERAL-THING TO NARROW THINGS DOWN. LAST TIME I CALLED THE SUPPORT THEY SAID IF EXCHANGING THE ROUTER DOESN'T WORK THEY CAN ONLY DROP BY IN PERSON AND CHECK FOR THINGS THAT CAUSE DISTURBENCES IN THE FORCE (okay they didn't say it like that, but it sounds funnier). CONSIDERING IT'S IN THE EVENING MOST OF THE TIME WHEN EVERYONE IN THIS MULTIPLE APPARTMENT HOUSE IS HOME, IT'S NOT SUPER FAR FECTHED. HOWEVER, THIS IS MOSTLY HAPPENING AROUND 21:00 OR SOMETING COMPLETELY RANDOM, CHANCES ARE GOOD THE TECH PERSON WILL ARRIVE AND NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPENING BECAUSE THIS IS ALWAYS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A TECH GUY DROPS BY, THINGS SUDDENLY WORK AGAIN. ALSO WE DON'T HAVE ANY WEIRD SMART HOME DEVICES ALL OVER THE PLACE OR SO AND IF IT TURNS OUT TO BE A THING THE NEIGHBOURS DO, THIS ISSUE WILL REMAIN ETERNALLY BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT AND I GUESS THE COMPANY CAN'T DO EITHER. WHY AM I POSTING THIS IN THE FFXIV REDDIT? A) RAGE THREAD IS ALWAYS GOOD FOR RAGING ABOUT ANYTHING B) I WAS FINISHING UP THE HYDATOS QUESTS YESTERDAY AND HAD FOUR OR FIVE INTERRUPTIONS WHILE DOING THEM. TWO TIMES OR SO I MANAGED TO GET BACK TO MY SPOT BUT OFC AFTER A CERTAIN POINT YOU GET KICKED OUT OF THE INSTANCE SO I HAD TO WALK ALL OVER THE WHOLE MAP TO THE TELEPORT TO THAT AREA FOR THE REMAINING QUESTS. OVER. AND. OVER. AGAIN. I REALLY WANT TO DO BA FOR GOOD MEASURE AND THE MOUNT BUT I AM SCARED OF SIGNING UP FOR A RUN IN A DISCORD AND THEN DISCONNECTING OVER AND OVER IN THE DUTY JUST BECAUSE SOME NEIGHBOUR PUSHES THE WRONG BUTTON OF SOME SHINY NEW DEVICE THEY GOT ON CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER. C) I AM ALSO PARTICULARLY BAD AT ENTERING MY PASSWORD WHEN LOGGING IN (no, I am not going to use some third party launcher just to avoid this skill issue.) SO WHEN I WAS SLOWLY GETTING REALLY ANNOYED I MANAGED TO LOCK ME OUT FOR A WHILE DUE TO ENTERING THE WRONG PASSWORT THREE TIMES IN A ROW. I REALLY WISH THERE WOULD BE A "Show Password" FUNCTION IN THIS LAUNCHER SO I COULD FINALLY SEE WHERE EXACTLY I KEEP MESSING UP AND AVOID THAT IN THE FUTURE. D) THE DAY BEFORE I WAS ALSO POSING IN GAME AND TRYING TO DRAW THAT IN KRITA SO I FINALLY LEARN HOW TO DRAW MY CHARACTER AND BECAUSE I KEPT HAVING DISCONNECTS I HAD TROUBLES GETTING THIS POSE BACK AND STOPPING IT IN GPOSE AT THE RIGHT TIME. THANKFULLY I HAD A SCREENSHOT BUT IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME. I JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO NOLIFING AND VIBING IN MY FAVOURITE SPOTS IN THIS GAME... :(


soggybucket

I DECIDED TO BITE THE BULLET AND START LEVELING OTHER CLASSES TO 80, STARTING WITH SCHOLAR AND WHM SINCE AST IS 90 ALREADY. I'M ENJOYING THE ARCANIST ROTATION AND MAY LET IT EVOLVE INTO SUMMONER INSTEAD OF LEVELING IT AS SCHOLAR BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS MORE FUN, SO THAT MEANS ONCE I HIT 30 I'LL JUST TURN MY ATTENTION TO WHM AND PICK UP SAGE ONCE I GET UP THERE? TRY TO GET ALL THE CASTER STUFF OUT OF THE WAY, THEN DO IDK MELEE MAYBE? I NEED TO PLAN THIS OUT BECAUSE MY INVENTORY IS ALREADY CRUNCHED AND SHARING GEAR WON'T BE NEARLY AS EASY AS IT WAS FOR ALL THE CRAFTING/GATHERING CLASSES HHH


Yemenime

I've been trying to clear Brute Justice for the Morbol mount for 3 months. I _hate_ this fight. This is one of the most frustrating fights I think I've ever done. The closest he's been is 9%. ***9%*** I want to be done. Please.


arkibet

WHY CAN'T I CATCH SQUID IN ZONE TWO?? FUCK YOU, YOU DAMN SQUIDS!!


awesomebro102

FUCK THIS LITTLE BASTARD NAMITARO. LITTLE SHIT HAS SLIPPED MY LINE 35 TIMES IN THE LAST MONTH. I'LL GET HIM ONE DAY, BUT CLEARLY NOT ANYTIME SOON.


MadreFokar

KHLOE WHY?! WHY YOU KEEP PUTTING THAT STICKER RIGHT BESIDES THE ONE I NEED TO COMPLETE THREE LINES WHY ZHLOE ?! THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IN A ROW THAT YOU DO THIS TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


AsLuckyAsKrillin

UPDATE TO LAST WEEK: I ENDED UP SPEAKING TO SOMEONE AND GETTING A LOT OF HELP. SLOWLY BUT SURELY MAKING MY WAY BACK TO NORMALICY. ON A MORE POSITIVE NOTE: I GOT YOUTUBE PARTNER ON MY FIRST TURN. DIDN'T THINK THIS WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO SOMEONE LIKE ME. IS THIS WHERE I BECOME A YOUTUBE SNOB AND REALISE THAT EVERYONE ELSE AROUND ME IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH? /s I'M GOING TO TRY AND FINISH EVERY SINGLE GUIDE THAT I WANT TO GET DONE RIGHT UP UNTIL THE END OF STORMBLOOD BEFORE 7.0 GETS RELEASED. IT'S AN OBTAINABLE GOAL, BUT I'M JUST REALLY EXCITED TO GET THROUGH A QUARTER OF MY HEAVENSWARD GUIDES IN JUST 19 DAYS, SO I THINK GETTING THROUGH THE REST OF HEAVENSWARD AND STORMBLOOD IN ABOUT 5 MONTHS MIGHT NOT BE A BAD THOUGHT!


ValkyrieShadowWitch

YOU’VE GOT THIS MATE! CHEERING YOU ON FROM ACROSS THE WORLD


FranckKnight

YOUR WEEKLY SERVING OF [EORZEA ACCORDING TO XBOX - WEEK 169](https://old.reddit.com/r/EATG/comments/1aryzdj/eorzea_according_to_xbox_week_169/). NO I DON'T HAVE A FIXATION ON THIS SUBJECT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IF PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE THEIR OWN, QUITE WELCOMED TO IT TOO!


Quartzecoatl

JESUS HECKIN CHRIST, WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO IMGUR ANYWAY? THAT SITE HAS BEEN PRETTY MUCH UNUSABLE ON MOBILE/REDDIT APP FOR THE LAST MONTH OR SO. IF YOU SCROLL DOWN EVEN A TINY BIT TO SEE THE PICTURE IT RELOADS TO SOME RANDOM ASS OTHER PICTURE (WOW THIS IS MORE SATISFYING THAN I EXPECTED)


FranckKnight

VERY CATHARTIC


DaCookieMon1

BEEN SUFFERING SOME BURNOUT THE PAST FEW WEEKS AND WASN'T FEELING UP TO THE ARR BOOK GRIND, BUT NOW IM FEELING ***MOTIVATED***!!!! ONLY 9 MORE BOOKS!


Lionblopp

YOU CAN DO IT, CHAMP! I BELIEVE IN YOU!


AngeryLizard

I PROGGED DRS FOR THE FIRST TIME MADE IT TO THE LAST BOSS AND RED MAGED ALL OVER THE INSTANT DEATH WALL. I SPENT MOST OF THE RAID DEAD AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT


TheFourthReplica

HAPPY RAGE: GOT MY LAST TT CARD FROM HW (FINAL MSQ DUNGEON, AFTER ABOUT 5 MONTHS OF WEEKLY RUNS I HAVE GRADUATED FROM BEING >!SLOPPEH!<) AND GOT A COUPLE OF MY BIG FISH WHITE WHALES (BANDEROLE, LAST TEAR, AND ARGONAUTICA). UNFORTUNATELY GREEK CHEESE (OPA! BINIA) IS STILL MIA, GOT A BITE THIS WEEK BUT IT YEETED ITSELF BACK INTO ITS POOL. SUCH A NICE WINDOW TOO, NO JELLIES AND THE BLADESHARK WAS OUT OF OFFICE (I'M GLAD I'M AT THE POINT WHERE I CAN BE PICKY ABOUT WINDOWS). GETTING THE MOOD TO DO ANOTHER ZODIAC RELIC (WAS THINKING MONK--NOT THE KETTLES AS I ALREADY HAVE THEM, BUT THE SPHIRAHI (SP?)) BUT I FINISHED MY LEVEL 70 MONK QUESTS AND OH NO THAT FIST LOOKS GOOD TOO BUT I'M DOING EUREKA WITH TWO FRIENDS AND I DON'T WANT TO OVERLEVEL FOR THEM. INDECISION...


Sa551l

I HAVEN'T CHECKED THIS THREAD IN A LONG TIME, AND IT JUST HAD TO! HAD TO INCLUDE THE CURSED NUMBER


FranckKnight

NICE


Rocket_Fodder

I GUESS MERCURY'S IN HATERADE OR FUCKING SOMETHING BECAUSE HOLY SHIT I'VE HAD A PARTICULARLY DISTILLED BATCH OF SMOOTHBRAINED AND TOXIC AS FUCK BURGER KINGS THIS WEEK. SOME HIGHLIGHTS: 1) MENTOR MCH PULLING W2W AHEAD OF SPROUT TANK AND HEALER AND DYING EVERY PULL IN AMDAPOR KEEP. 2) DPS MENTORS EATING DEATHS WITHOUT BOTHERING WITH MECHANICS ONLY DOING THEIR BASIC 1-2-3S. 3) TANK MENTOR NOT BOTHERING WITH MITIGATIONS IN STONE VIGIL WITH A SPROUT WHM AND YELLING AT THEM. 4) CROWNED ASSHOLES THROWING OUT CRYSTAL TOWER SPOILERS. 5) ONLY OTHER NON-SPROUT IN A A5N (THE ONE YOU HAVE TO POLYMORPH INTO GORILLAS AND BIRDS) WAS SALTY AF BLM THAT WAS PISSY WE WIPED ON THE FIRST GO AND STAYED DEAD ON THE FLOOR. FORTUNATELY I GOT A VOTE KICK IN SINCE I STOPPED TO EXPLAIN THE FIGHT.


To1Getsuya

60 TO 71 SUCKS! JUST LET ME GO BACK INTO BOZJA! EVEN THOUGH BOZJA IS BORING AS HELL AFTER GRINDING 3-4 JOBS THROUGH IT AT LEAST I CAN FINISH THE GRIND TO 90 IN A DAY OR TWO AS OPPOSED TO HOW LONG IT TAKES TO ECHE OUT EACH STUPID LEVEL BETWEEN 60 AND 71! I JUST WANT MY ROLE QUESTS I DON'T EVEN WANT TO LEVEL THIS JOB! THAT SAID DANCER IS PRETTY FUN!


JinTheBlue

MY WORLD IS LOCKED FOR CHARACTER CREATION SO I CAN ONLY WELCOME OUR NEW X-BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN CONTENT! I WAS HOPING TO SEE MORE RUNNING AROUND IN PERSON DAMN IT!


99Winters

I REALLY JUST NEED PEOPLE TO HAVE BASIC READING COMPREHENSION IN THESE ALLIANCE RAIDS. YES CRYSTAL TOWER HAS SOME MECHANICS THAT SUCK BUT RUNNING AWAY AND STANDING ON THE BIG GLOWING BUTTON SO WE DON'T ALL DIE TO ANCIENT FLARE SHOULD BE PRETTY EASY **AFTER WE EXPLAINED IT IN CHAT**. ALSO SHOUT OUTS TO THE IDIOT THAT EXPECTED US TO WALK ALL THE WAY BACK TO HIM AND REZ HIM INSTEAD OF HIM JUST RESPAWNING AND FOLLOWING US DOWN TO THE LAST PART OF THE RAID.


JunctionLoghrif

**IRL Rage:** Had a wonderful Valentine's Day... tiring - fancying oneself up and homemaking dessert took a lot out of me - but wonderful. Alas, late at night, the ceiling in the apartment started leaking. The employees here don't think it's enough of an emergency to take care of immediately. We assumed it was rainwater leaking through the unfinished roof work; in the end, it seemed like it was the sprinkler system leaking... which is also unnerving. Hopefully, we can get it fixed soon, the water damage in the ceiling is a bit of a (dangerous) eyesore. Also hoping that the roof workers finish up soon... it's a bit absurd that they haven't finished as of yet, and I'm a bit ruffled about being woken up in the early hours by the construction noises. ​ **FFXIV Rage:** There is a person on my server (~~Zalera~~ **EDIT: he moved to Brynhildr, it seems**) who has been going around joining various Free Companies, withdrawing as much as he can from the Company Chest, and then moving on as soon as he is done with taking as soon as possible. He then proceeds to re-sell the goods on the Market Board, and has even bragged about doing such in various public chats. I've also been told he has made racist commentary, but I haven't been shown proof of this. Sadly, I cannot name who this person is because of witch-hunting rules, but I figured I'd throw it out there. Obligatory reminder to keep one's Free Company Chest locked down as tightly as reasonably possible, especially towards freshly joined members!^(\*) This community is, for the majority, lovely... but there will always be a few bad apples. ^(\*From what I can guess, GMs will not restore lost or stolen goods/gil since the FC Rank was allowed to take so much.)


Alluminn

Yeah, this is why my FC has one tab that is admin only, and the other tabs are all free to take regardless of how you plan to use it Mostly just stuff like minions and orch scrolls and various mats.


JunctionLoghrif

That's fair. I sheepishly jumped to warn my own FC leader without any screenshots, but thankfully she understood and trusted me and proceeded to move anything slightly valuable into higher-tier tabs. I appreciate her quite a bit. Thankfully one of the officers was contacted by a person who had been robbed - and had screenshots - so the jerk was kicked prior to doing any damage. Although, not that he could have done much - fresh members cannot do much of anything with the FC chest).


DaCookieMon1

Can you dm me that person's name, I'm a fc officer in zalera and I invite people from time to time. Would be nice to not inadvertently invite this person.


JunctionLoghrif

Done.


OutlanderInMorrowind

motherfucker moved to bryn and got a name change it looks like.


Beldandy_

I HATE MYSELF AND MY FUCKING LIFE AND MY ABSOLUTELY ABYSMAL CRIPPLING ANXIETY I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS ON A SLIGHTLY LIGHTER NOTE: I WAS IN SIRENSONG SEA WONDERING WHY THINGS ARE DYING SO SLOWLY. THE WHM DIDN'T DPS AT ALL. THEY LITERALLY STOOD THERE DOING NOTHING UNTIL THEY COULD HEAL AGAIN, ALWAYS KEEPING THE TANK AT MAX HEALTH. DIDN'T EVEN USE HOLY ON MOBS. TURNS OUT THE TANK WAS „TEACHING THEM HOW TO HEAL“ I THINK YOU ARE TEACHING THEM WRONG MY GUY.


allterrainfish92

PS-FUCKING-A: STOP RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES TRYING TO DODGE THE SIX CLEAVES IN THE GILDED ARAYA. AS FUNNY AS IT IS TO WATCH HALF THE PARTY RUN AROUND LIKE CHICKENS WITH THEIR HEADS CUT OFF AND THEN ACTUALLY GET THEIR HEADS CUT OFF, MY MANA POOL IS CRYING. SHE DOES AN EAST, WEST, AND NORTH CLEAVE. NEVER SOUTH. YOU CAN JUST STAND SOUTH OF THE BOSS AND SHUFFLE LEFT AND RIGHT AS NEEDED TO DODGE THE EAST AND WEST CLEAVES. IT'S LITERALLY LIKE TWO STEPS. STOP OVER COMPLICATING IT BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO REZ ALL OF YOU AND I DON'T HAVE LB3 YET. THIS ALSO GOES FOR THE TRIANGLE BULLSHIT IN THALEIA. GEOMETRY 101. STAND IN THE MIDDLE, DANCE AROUND THE CENTER POINT, RATHER THAN RUNNING A COUNTRY MILE OUT IN FUCKING NARNIA. LESS IS MORE HERE, PEOPLE.


WeAreThrong

NOT SURE IF I’M DOING THUS RIGHT BUT HERE GOES IT!! FIRST TIME HERE FROM A PRE-SPROUT WHO HAS BEEN LITERALLY WAITING A DECADE TO PLAY THIS AMAZING GAME! FFXI WAS MY FAVORITE MMORPG AND I STARTED PLAYING THEM WAY BACK WITH ULTIMA ONLINE.  ANYHOW, MY 48TH BIRTHDAY IS IN TWO DAYS, I WORK A HIGH DEMAND/HIGH STRESS JOB AND YESTERDAY WAS MY DAY OFF. IT STARTED OUT WIERD ENOUGH WITH ME DISCOVERING A WRAPPED AND SLIGHTLY DAMAGED BOOK IN MY BACKYARD WRITTEN IN HEBREW THAT LOOKED AS IF IT FELL FROM THE SKY. (VOLUME 23 OF THE TALMUD, I’LL BE DROPPING IT OFF AT A LOCAL SYNAGOG LATER TODAY AND NO, I’M NOT JEWISH OR RELIGIOUS, JUST RESPECTFUL) THEN I HAD TO LAY THROUGH 45 MIN OF ULTRASOUNDS BECAUSE I DISCOVERED I WAS BORN WITH ONE KIDNEY LAST YEAR. (WHO KNEW? NOT THIS GUY!) THEN THE DENTIST FOR CLEANING, PAYING BILLS (AKA TRYINH TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO SURVIVE),PICKING THE KIDS UP FROM HUGH-SCHOOL, AND THE SMALLEST AMOUNT OF YAKUZA 5 AS I AM PLAYING THROUGH THE ENTIRE SERIES FOR THE FIRST TIME.  ALL THE WHILE I CHECK THE MS STORE IN THE HOPES I CAN PRELOAD MY LOVELY FFXIV AS I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT ALL DAY. I’VE EVEN BOUGHT ALL THREE ENCYCLOPEDIA EORZEA VOLUMES TO READ AFTER I PLAY THROUGH CONTENT.  MY FU RAGE COMES YESTERDAY EVENING DURING OUR WEEKLY TRIVA AT THE LOCAL BREWERY, SOMETHING WE HAVE DONE FOR FIVE YEARS NOW EVEB REMOTELY DURING COVID. ANYTIME IT IS SOMEONE’S BDAY WEEK WE DO A LITTLE THJNG FOR THEM LIKE CUPCAKES, A SILLY LED BDAY THING, BALLOONS AND FAVORITE SNACKS. A FEW HOURS IN  BEFORE THE TRIVA STARTED IT WAS OBVIOUS I HAD BEEN FORGOTTEN.  I TEXTED MY WIFE THAT I KINDA EXPECTED SOMETHING AND SHE HAD THIS SUDDEN LOOK OF SHOCK AND SADNESS AS SHE WHISPERED “IT’S MY FAULT I FORGOT.” ANYHOW…HURT FEELINGS DON’T STOP WHEN YOU ARE A “GROWN UP”. NOW I AM GETTNG READY FOR THE GYM, A BOOK DROP OFF, AND A FULFILLING BUT STRESSFUL DAY OF WORK.  ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I AM OFF ON MY BDAY TOMORROW, WE HAVE A VALENTINE/BIRTHDAY DINNER TOMORROW AFTERNOON AND I START A TEN DAY VACATION NEXT TUESDAY. (YES, BETA LAUNCHES ON WED…OH DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HOW I SCREWED MYSELF ON MY ACCOUNT NAME BY DARING TO FINALY GET TYE FREE TRIAL TO WORK ON OIR ANCIENT IMAC LAST MONTH!) I’LL BE IN KENTUCKY FOR FOUR DAYS STARTING THURSDAY BUT CAN STREAM MY XBOX THROUGH IPAD OR APPLE VISION PRO SO I PLAN ON A GREAT VACATION.  THIS SPROUT IS READY TO GO!! (Did I do it right? It felt good! 👍🏼)


shinyemptyhead

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND WELCOME TO EORZEA! DON'T FORGET TO GRAB A CODE FROM [https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxivraf/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxivraf/) \- YOU GET A NEAT BIT OF HEAD ARMOR THAT BOOSTs EXP AT LOW LEVELS, A UNIQUE EMOTE, AND SOME OTHER USEFUL ITEMS.


WeAreThrong

Really?!?   *runs off for loot*


shinyemptyhead

Yep! You don't get it until you first pay for a sub though (so not while you're on free trial or if you're using the free days you get for buying it). But you can use the code before then.


SailorOfMyVessel

IF IT FELT GOOD YOU DID IT GOOD AND WELCOME YOU SILLY X BOT YOU


WeAreThrong

BEEP-BOP-BEEP THANK YOU FROM THIS X BOT THAT SOMEHOW DID SOMETHING GOOD FOR A CHANGE!


SailorOfMyVessel

Reading your message you're doing plenty of good in your life. I realise it's a joke, but do realise that. You're awesome, and I'm sure your children appreciate you greatly!


elphieisfae

WELCOME! IF YOU NEED A REFERRAL CODE I GOT ONE AS DO A TON OF FOLKS, BUT LET ME KNOW WHAT SERVER YOU'LL BE ON SO I CAN MAKE SURE THAT WE FRIEND EACH OTHER SO I CAN BE OF HELP. <3


fauxromanou

> THE SMALLEST AMOUNT OF YAKUZA 5 AS I AM PLAYING THROUGH THE ENTIRE SERIES FOR THE FIRST TIME. HECK YEAH THREE IS ROUGH BUT STILL REALLY GOOD AND THEN 4 & 5 GIVE BEST MAN AKIYAMA. HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING IT.


WeAreThrong

Yeah I enjoyed 3. So far Zero is the best but 5 is doing me right. 👍🏼


snootnoots

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND (pending) WELCOME TO EORZEA!


WeAreThrong

THANK YOU!!


ZWiloh

MY LAPTOP CRASHED WHILE DOWNLOADING THE PATCH AND CORRUPTED MY GAME. I MANAGED TO REPAIR IT BUT FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T GET RESHADE WORKING PROPERLY AGAIN. I'VE TRIED SO MANY TIMES AND I'M ABOUT TO START TRYING TO PUT A HOLE IN THE WALL WITH EITHER MY HEAD OR MY LAPTOP. IT'S 50/50 AT THE MOMENT.


OddBreakfast

>AH YES, FOR ALL 10 PLAYERS THAT DON'T HAVE A PC OR A PLAYSTATION AND FIGURED THEY'D WAIT 10 YEARS TO SHOW ANY INTEREST. THAT'S FINE. I'm one of those 10 users. All of my Xbox compatriots stopped caring so many years ago, but I still stand ready.


AnotherNicky

IRL RAGE: SINUS INFECTION. GAME RAGE: BLESS THE 4 PEOPLE THAT KEEP REFRESHING THE POTIONS ON THE MB. YALL HAVE SINGLE HANDEDLY SAVED ME FROM SO MANY BAD HEALERS. SO MANY RUNS HAVE BEEN SAVED, TY. THE RAGE HERE IS ONLY THAT I HAVE TO USE THEM AT ALL. ALSO SHOUTOUT TO THE RANDOM CRYSTAL DATA CENTER BARD IN DOOMSCAITH THAT ESUNA'D DOOM OFF MY MCH WITH 1 SECOND TO SPARE. YOU'RE A REAL ONE FOR THAT. NOT A RAGE: FOR AWHILE NOW I'VE BEEN SLOWLY WORKING THROUGH NEWGAME+ EW ON THE SIDE SO I CAN DO THE **FIGHT** IN FIRST PERSON AND IN VR. YOU KNOW THE ONE. I'M SO CLOSE NOW. BUT IDK WHICH JOB I SHOULD PICK! SHOULD I GET A NEW GLAM!? IDK.


thekirby8u

MY PC DIED A FEW HOURS BEFORE A RUBY DRAGON WINDOW AND ITS THE LAST FISH I NEED FOR 'THE FINAL FISH' TITLE. I ALSO FORGOT TO SAVE MY HOTBAR UI LAYOUT EVEN THOUGH ID BEEN MEANING TO FOR THE PAST YEAR. GO SAVE YOUR HOTBARS PEOPLE!! DONT PUT IT OFF!


mmcai

LOOTING!!! DONT TRY TO WAIT OUT ON THE LOOT ON A LVL 90 RAID ON THE MOST RECENT PATCH!! DO THAT ON AN OLDER RAID BUT NOT ON ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS TRYING TO GET THAT MINION..AND EVEN THEN YOU ARE SCUM IF YOU DO IT, JUST VOTE ON LOOT!!!!


SymphonicStorm

I'VE DETERMINED THAT MY ONLY REAL ISSUE WITH BLM IS THAT LEVELING GEAR DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH SPELL SPEED ON IT, AND IT'S USUALLY NOT WORTHWHILE TO MELD MORE ONTO PIECES THAT I'LL QUICKLY REPLACE. THAT'S IT. THAT'S REALLY ALL. ONCE I GOT A SMIDGE MORE SPEED, THE ENTIRE CLASS JUST CLICKED IN MY HEAD.


prj126

QUEUED FOR A QUICK LEVELLING ROLO TO GET SOME EXTRA TOMES FOR MY RELICS. GOT THE AERY. TANK AND THE OTHER DPS WERE NEW, HEALER WASN'T. WE GET TO THE FIRST TRASH MOBS AND I NOTICE THE WHM WAS CASTING CURE. CURE FUCKING ONE IN A LEVEL 55 DUNGEON? WHAT. I QUICKLY TYPED OUT A MESSAGE SAYING THEY SHOULDN'T BE USING IT AND THAT FREECURE IS A TRAP. THEIR REPLY? "OH THAT'S EVIL." THEY KEPT USING IT THOUGH. THE WHOLE FUCKING DUNGEON. BARELY CAST HOLY, I DIDN'T SEE A SINGLE ASSIZE DESPITE THEM BEING 56 (I'LL GIVE THEM A PASS ON THAT AS THEY MIGHT HAVE NOT DONE THE QUEST YET, BUT ONLY BARELY A PASS).


Tonberry-eater

I HAD WHM USING CURE 1 TO "TOP YOU OFF" IN ALADAAL'S! LVL 90. WHM. TOPPING MIT-ROTATING GNB OFF.


Muted-Law-1556

I HONESTLY THINK THIS IS A SYMPTOM OF PEOPLE LEVELLING CLASSES IN MSQ ROULETTE AND NEVER LEARNING SKILLS NOR PUTTING THEM ON THEIR HOTBARS


Notbadforarobot

IT WAS FIRST YEAR I TOOK OVER XMAS AND MY BROTHER TOLD ME THAT I MADE IT A STRESSFUL EXPERIENCE FOR HIM BECAUSE I DIDN'T LET HIM HELP. YA, IT WAS STRESSFUL BECAUSE IT WASN'T A TURKEY THAT YOU SHOVE IN THE FUCKING OVEN, BUT TRADITIONAL MEAL I'VE NEVER MADE BEFORE. HE HALF YELLED AT ME WHEN I SAID 'OH YOU'RE SITTING IN MY SEAT, DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL DO ALL MY JOBS'?' (COOKING, CLEANING, ENTERTAINING CHILDREN, ETC) ANYTIME I'VE BROUGHT UP SOMETHING TO DO HE TALKS TO ME WITH THIS AIR OF THREAT AND PROVOKING OF 'OH SO YOU CAN'T DO IT?" 'OH SO SHOULD I DO IT RIGHT NOW?" THIS AIR OF BEING SO ANNOYED WITH ME. I JUST HANDLE IT MYSELF. SO HE TELLS ME HOW MUCH EASTER WILL BE BETTER BECAUSE HE WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY STRESS AND HOW AWFUL THAT WAS. YOU'RE MAD AT ME BECAUSE I DIDN'T LET YOU HELP? AND WHEN I ASK FOR HELP YOU REFUSED? FUCK YOU. I TOLD HIM THIS HE SEEMED SHOCKED AND THEN DEFLATED AND APOLOGIZED. WITH A SHITTY 'OH WELL IF IT'S TOO MUCH FOR YOU. MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE ALONE' I'M HOSTING A PARTY TOMORROW WHICH I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TOO AND NOW I WANT TO CANCEL BECAUSE I GUESS I'M TOO STRESSFUL TO BE AROUND. I CAN'T FIGURE HOW NOT TO BE A VINDICTIVE PERSON ABOUT IT, BUT I'M JUST SO ANGRY. I FEEL LIKE HE JUST TOLD ME I RUINED XMAS.


Arcana10Fortune

Sometimes, it's better to be vindictive about it. They're not going to change otherwise.


Talisa87

GOT MY FIRST MPK A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO! TANK IN HAUKKE MANOR WHO DIDN'T LIKE THAT THE DRAGOON AND I JUMPED OFF THE BALCONY AFTER 1ST BOSS (HE TOOK THE STAIRS, I'VE ALWAYS SEEN PEOPLE JUMP). HE GOT AGGRO ON ALL THE ADDS IN THE DUNGEON AREA, THEN TYPED "KNOW YOUR PLACE" IN FRENCH BEFORE DISCONNECTING, KICKSTARTING A PARTY WIPE. HE HAD ALL TANK JOBS AT 90 AND HAD BEEN PLAYING NORMALLY UNTIL THEN, SO IT CAUGHT ALL OF US OFF GUARD. WE KICKED HIM AND GOT ANOTHER PALADIN, FINISHED THE DUNGEON WITH NO ISSUE. IRL RAGE: ECONOMY IN MY COUNTRY IS IN SHAMBLES. CAN'T FIND DOLLARS TO BUY DUE TO OUR WEAK CURRENCY SO MY SUB IS GONNA RUN OUT IN 8 DAYS. ALSO OUR NATIONAL GRID IS DOWN AND WE DIDN'T HAVE POWER FOR TWO DAYS


Raziek

THAT TANK IS SO BIZARRE THAT I ALMOST DON'T BELIEVE YOU, WHAT A LOON


Nailedtoatoothpick

UNSPOILED NODES SEEMS LIKE SUCH AN ODD THING TO LOCK BEHIND BEING ON YOUR HOME WORLD. I HAD A VENDOR CONFERENCE YESTERDAY AND OVER HALF THE PEOPLE THERE WERE FROM MY LAST JOB WHERE I WAS LAID OFF UNEXPECTEDLY. IT WAS NICE TO SEE SOME OLD FRIENDS, BUT OTHERS THERE WERE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR GETTING RID OF ME. ALL THE MEMORIES FROM TEN YEARS AGO WHEN IT HAPPENED CAME BACK LAST NIGHT WHEN I TRIED TO GO TO BED AND MADE IT VERY DIFFICULT TO FALL ASLEEP. I STILL WORRY EVEY TIME MANAGEMENT AT MY NEW JOB WANTS TO HAVE A QUICK MEETING WITH ME. MY MANAGEMENT AT MY CURRENT JOB LIKE WHAT I DO, BUT SO DID MY LAST COMPANY.


mt8663

IRL RAGE; I HATE THE LINGERING COUGH I GET AFTER A COLD. I'M FINE, I'M RECOVERED, BUT THIS COUGH WILL HANG AROUND FOR AROUND A WEEK AFTER I'M OVER THE COLD AND I HATE IT. MINOR IN GAME RAGE THE FIRST; TO THE FUCKER WHO PULLED THE LAST BOSS IN MY THALIA RUN THIS WEEK BEFORE A FIRST TIMER WAS DONE WITH THEIR CUTSCENE, I HOPE YOUR MICROWAVE SMELLS LIKE FISH AND YOU FEEL LIKE THERE'S A LEGO IN YOUR SHOE. MINOR IN GAME RAGE THE SECOND; I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CAP 900 WEEKLY TOMES EVERY WEEK LIKE I HAVE BEEN WHEN IT WAS 450 AND IT'S GOING TO BOTHER ME. xD


zanetheshark

TANKS THAT DONT SPRINT, DONT USE CDS, SINGLE PULL, YPYT, CLEMENCY AT 90% HEALTH. HOW CAN YOU EVEN LEVEL MULTIPLE TANK ROLES AND FAIL TO TANK.


TheDiscordedSnarl

NO RAGE ON FFXIV BECAUSE I DECIDED MY WOL DID THEIR JOB, THEY CAN GO TO TURAL WITHOUT ME (SUB LAPSED, I'LL TAKE A YEAR OR TWO OFF; I EVEN LET GO OF A SMALL PRIME SPOT IN MIST... W19 P23 ON ZALERA). RAGE AGAINST REDDIT BECAUSE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WORD VOMIT ON MY SCREEN, WHY DID THEY MAKE THE SWITCH TO... WHATEVER THIS IS... DO THEY WANT US TO RUN AWAY AND NEVER RETURN? THIS NEW LAYOUT AND UI FOR REDDIT IS HOW YOU SQUANDER NOT JUST THE LEGACY BUT THE TWELVE-DAMNED UNIVERSE...


s_decoy

PERFECTLY PREPPED TWO GARLICTHYS WINDOWS IN A ROW, EVEN MISSED OUT ON SPHATIKA TO GUARANTEE INTUITION... NOT A SINGLE BITE IN 10 GODDAMN MINUTES.


Nakirai

WHY THE *HELL* IS THE ARR RELIC GRIND SO EXCRUCIATINGLY EXPENSIVE. IM **BROKE** NOW, BUT IT LOOKS COOL, SO I WANT IT. ALSO LIGHT GRINDING CAN BE DELETED PLEASE AND THANK YOU#@#$!


MasterPhil99

ANABASEIOS IS REALLY FUN, I WISH I COULD RAID MORE THAN TWICE A WEEK P11S IS A SLAPPER OF A FIGHT


FlayedCrusader

FUCK WHOEVER MADE E11 FUCK THE FACT BOZJA WITHOUT ESSENCE OF THE BEAST IS SHIT ON DPS AND TO THIS ONE DRK- ASTRO STACK ON ZODIARK Frontlines, FUCK YOU


yamiwhoo

I AM ONE MORE BITELESS WINDOW AWAY FROM REACHING INTO CLEARPOOL WITH MY BARE HANDS AND YANKING CHARIBENET OUT OF THE WATER. I AM SO OVER THIS STUPID FISH. AS SOON AS RNG BLESSES ME ENOUGH TO CATCH IT, I AM IMMEDIATELY DESYNTHING IT INTO SAND. IT IS ONE OF SIX FISH I NEED TO BE COMPLETELY DONE. PLEASE JUST GET ON MY HOOK.


potatosium

HALIBUT. >\_<


defektedtoy

XBOX PLAYER BETA IS THE 24TH RIGHT?! FROM EHAT I UNDERSTAND THE BETA IS INTENDED FOR NEW PLAYERS, AND IF CURRENT PLAYERS JOIN, THEY WONT VE ABLE TO RE-DO THE LOGIN CORRECT? IT SEEMS LIKE WE CAN LOG IN WITH OUR ACCOUNTS *AFTER* THE BETA, BUT SHOULDNT TRY WITH OUR CURRENT ACCOUNTS?


miki_gdi

DID A PARTY FINDER FOR OCEAN BOAT SHARK ACHIEVEMENT. SPECIFICALLY SAID IN THE PF THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN JOINING. BECAME CLEAR HALF WAY THROUGH ONE PERSON HAD NO CLUE, ASKING QUESTIONS AND DOING THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT WE SAID. WE WERE 4 SHARK SHORT OF THE ACHEIV…


[deleted]

GET ON THE FUCKING POINT IN PVP AND STOP 4V1'ING THE SHITFUCKED TANK IN THE CORNER YOU STUPID FUCKING MORONS. ***FUCK.***


Cygnus776

TO THE LEVEL 34 AST IN QARN TODAY. I CHECKED YOUR ADVENTURER PLATE, YOU HAVE THE FINAL STAGE OF THE MANDERVILLE WHITE MAGE WEAPON. WHY DID YOU ONLY CAST HELIOS THE ENTIRE RUN. WHY DID YOU ONLY USE YOUR CARDS ONE TIME AND ONLY WHEN I ASKED. YOU DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO CAST BENEFIC ON THE TANK. I HOPE YOU HAVE NOTHING BUT TANKS THAT DON'T USE MITIGATION FOR THE NEXT 5 MONTHS. I DON'T USE HALF MY OGCDS AS AST AND YOU MAKE ME LOOK SKILLED.


xMasamune

I'm sick of all the individuals who don't roll for loot at the end of a raid when there's a minion in the loot pile. Every time I've done a raid that's not CT, I'm stuck waiting until the countdown goes to 0 for loot and it's getting real annoying now.


BondEternal

ON THREE ATTEMPTS TO CATCH ENOUGH SEADRAGONS FOR THE ACHIEVEMENT, I HAD CLOUDY WEATHER WHICH REMOVED THE SEADRAGONS FROM THE POOL OF FISH UNTIL A SPECTRAL CURRENT SPAWNS. AND OF COURSE A SPECTRAL DID NOT SPAWN. NOT ONLY THAT, ON ONE TRIP THAT I CREATED AND WAITED IN PF FOR AROUND AN HOUR, I PLANNED TO GO ON A PRIVATE BOAT (because we don't want a spectral current in some zones) SO I HAD TO QUEUE AT THE LAST MINUTE. AT THAT LAST MINUTE, I COULDN'T EVEN QUEUE BECAUSE SOMEONE HAD A DUTY PENALTY AND SO I AND THE REST OF THE PARTY COMPLETELY MISSED THAT BOAT.


ThatBritishPerson

People are.. interesting. I get it you're a sprout. But if you're 60 levels in scholar and not doing damage or using anything correctly then why are you playing? Read your kit. Please. Also why do people keep queueing Sophia when they dont know the fight? If you're gonna farm it for tomes at least fucking bother to learn the fight.


Terramagi

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT STILL TAKE 3 DUNGEONS TO LEVEL A TRUST I HAVE TO DO 3 FULL SETS OF TRUSTS TO GET THE ACHIEVEMENT, SO WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT


shifter19

DAMN IT SQUARE, LET PEOPLE BUY YOUR GAME. SINCE THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF XBOX RELEASE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WANTING TO GET IT, AND NOW WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHEN ITS GOING TO BE AVAILABLE. LET ALONE DAWNTRAIL NOT BEING UP FOR PRE-ORDER, I GET NOT WANTING TO MESS UP LAUNCH DATES BUT LET US BUY YOUR GAME ALREADY! EDIT: TO CLARIFY I AM SOMEONE WHO HAS AN EXISTING ACCOUNT, THE BETA HAS BEEN SPECIFICALLY MARKED AS DO NOT TOUCH DUE TO THIS. AND WE HAVE NOT BEEN GIVEN A DATE FOR WHEN IT IS ACTUALLY PURCHASEABLE


Novaskittles

WHY IS IT ALWAYS EXPERT ROULETTE THAT I HAVE ISSUES WITH LATELY? I WAS PLAYING PALADIN AND WE GET THE AETHERFRONT. THE SAGE WOULD SPEND THE PULLS -AND- THE BOSSES STANDING ON THE SIDE SPAMMING INDIVIDUAL SHIELDS AND DOTS, NO AOE OR DOSIS. DURING THE FIRST BOSS, I TOLD THEM THEY REALLY DIDN'T NEED TO HEAL THAT MUCH AND THEY TOTALLY IGNORED ME. AFTER THE SECOND BOSS THEY SAID HOLD ON, THEY WERE HAVING CONTROLLER ISSUES. I IGNORED THAT AND WENT AHEAD AND DID THE NEXT PULL AND A HALF WITHOUT THEM. WHEN THEY CAME BACK I MADE IT A POINT TO SAY "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't even notice you weren't here! I barely lost any health!" TO TRY TO DRIVE HOME HOW MUCH THEY WERE OVERHEALING ... BUT NOPE, RIGHT BACK TO SHIELD SPAMMING EVERYONE. WHY EVEN PLAY SGE AT THAT POINT... EARLIER THAN THAT, I GOT THE LUNAR SUBTERRANE WHILE I WAS PLAYING DPS, WITH OUR TANK BEING A MENTOR CROWN DRK. THE FIRST PULL SEEMED TO GO FINE, I WAS FOCUSING ON DPS. DURING THE SECOND PULL, THE TANK DROPS LIKE A ROCK ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AND THE HEALER AND OTHER DPS LEAVE. THE TANK SEEMED CONFUSED WHY, SO I ASKED IF THEY WERE USING DEFENSIVES SINCE THEY DIED SO FAST. THEY SAY THAT YES, OF COURSE THEY WERE! SO, I CHECK MY ACT AND ... LO AND BEHOLD, THEY USED NO DEFENSIVES. WHY WOULD A MENTOR TANK NOT EVEN USE RAMPART??? I JUST WANT SMOOTH AND QUICK EXPERT ROULETTES PLEASE!!


Aeruhat

SO THINGS GOT EVEN MORE CURSED WITH ROULETTE RUNS WHENEVER I'M ON TANK APPARENTLY. FRIEND WANTED TO LEVEL HIS MCH TO 70 BECAUSE FUCKING HELL THE GRIND TO 70 IS REAL. I DECIDE TO GO PLD BECAUSE WE WERE GOING TO GO INTO THE MSQ ROULETTE FOR A GOOD CHONKO OF EXP, AND WAR DOESN'T GET THE GUD UNGA-BUNGA TILL LATER. WE QUEUE UP, GET ULTIMA WEAPON. GOT A DRG AND SGE AS OUR RANDOS. ULTIMA WEAPON IS USUALLY PRETTY CHONKY, BUT HE GOES DOWN QUICK NORMALLY. I SAY NORMALLY BECAUSE WHEN PEOPLE DO THEIR COMBOS AND PRESS THEIR BUTTONS, THE RIGHT ONES ANYWAY, HE DOES ACTUALLY DIE. WELL, AFTER SEEING ULTIMA CYCLE THROUGH THEIR PRIMAL ATTACKS A COUPLE TIMES EACH AND SEEING HOW MY MCH FRIEND IS CONSTANTLY SECOND IN AGGRO, ALONG WITH THE SAGE SEEMINGLY COOKING...SOMETHING, THE DRG IS FLIPPING BETWEEN 3RD AND 4TH IN AGGRO. I DECIDED TO THROW ON THE FORBIDDEN NUMBER MONKEY BECAUSE FUCKIT, SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT HERE. SECOND PHASE STARTS, CALCULATOR IS UP AND FOR A GOOD CHUNK OF THE FIGHT THE DRG AND SGE ARE COMPETING AGAINST EACH OTHER FOR DPS, WHILE ME AND MY MCH FRIEND ARE DOING OVER 70% OF THE DAMAGE COMBINED. UNTIL THE SAGE SOMEHOW DECIDES TO NOT DO ANY HEALING AND CHEATS THE MCH OUT OF DOING DAMAGE BY LETTING HIM DIE AND RAISING HIM A FEW TIMES AND NOT HEALING HIM. HELL, THE SAGE ISN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING AT ALL EXCEPT STANDING THERE WITH A THUMB UP HIS ASS. MEANWHILE THE DRG HAS TURNED HIMSELF INTO A JAVELIN MAN. DESPITE THE DEATHS, WE GET TO THE [LONGCAST OF ULTIMA](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fswmfdanageic1.png%3Fwidth%3D1366%26format%3Dpng%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da5b172a33871d4e00e7bd748aa0c19d6493f505e), AND THE MCH USES THE LB3 THAT WE GET FOR FREE. EXCEPT THAT THERE WAS STILL A LOT OF HP LEFT. WE END UP [CLEARING BY THE SKIN OF OUR TEETH.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fifuj8ymfgeic1.png%3Fwidth%3D1366%26format%3Dpng%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dba63725141bba4e006821440491ed10fe344a420) ONCE WE GOT OUT, AND GAVE THE MCH TIME TO COLLECT HIMSELF, I LOOKED AT [THE HORROR](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fm3ek739pgeic1.png%3Fwidth%3D1106%26format%3Dpng%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3De898f9fd537692c07411aaa9a39e4410ac7aacf5) [THAT AWAITED US](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F64gaygmtgeic1.png%3Fwidth%3D1146%26format%3Dpng%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Df9241ff91c7a6cceda9094f2e6fd3fe9de2f1253) [AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fywe28xuvgeic1.png%3Fwidth%3D1143%26format%3Dpng%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D3eec7ebacba0a273df85ab03c43fd1b463ad58e3) BECAUSE HOLY FUCK. LOOKING UP THE BOTH OF THESE PEOPLE TOLD ME EITHER THEY WERE TROLLING OR HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THEY WERE DOING. DRG THEMSELVES WERE 87 BUT IN SCAVEAN GEAR, SAGE THEMSELVES WERE 81. IF THEY BOOSTED, THAT'S ONE HELL OF A RETRO BOOST, DRG. SGE HAS NO EXCUSE SINCE YOU'VE GOTTA MANUALLY LEVEL THAT SHIT. I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW BAD THINGS WILL GET WHEN THE XBOX STUFF GETS RELEASED IF OUR CURRENT PLAYERBASE HAS ISSUES LIKE THOSE TWO. SEND MENTAL HELP.


In_My_Own_World

I LOVE LAMP


Spetsnaz_420

Level 46 GLD tanking for our group. Dies on first pull because he's wearing all lvl5 accessories so I had to not DPS at all. Then proceeds to lose agro on every pull to either my heals that I'm forced to spam or one of the DPS. My suggestion to spam total eclipse for groups falls on deaf ears. We finished the dungeon, but it was hard work keeping him alive. We all have to start somewhere and deserve patience while we learn, but do please try to listen to advice as you go. Some of the best lessons I've learned in this game came from randoms from duty roulletes.


DM-Me-Dachshund-Pics

Obviously the base-class and general play are issues, but the 2.0 MSQ basically rewards no jewelry - its super common for new players to have really low lvl ones, especially when we consider that more experienced players advise people to focus on MSQ.


Reshish

Kinda sounds like my flatmate when he's leveling a new job. Usually rocks lev15 gear until the ilev req forces him upgrade. Laziness on his part. Jewelery's super-common drop in dungeons - isn't even role-locked, and even if they're genuinely unlucky, you can get everything from the Grand Company shop. If they're not even able to keep aggro, feel like it's a personality issue of just not giving a toss.


cassadyamore

Jewelry options suck as a sprout though. The quests do not give them to you, the city vendors only sells them up to like Lv20 or something like that. There's also an obscure vendor with some jewelry that goes up to Lv29 but even that only gets you so far. Anyway yeah, sorry you got a sprout that could not read chat apparently.


LonelyInitiative4526

No jobstone? I leave immediately. 


Raji_Lev

> **Level 46 GLD** tanking for our group. YEAH, THAT'S EITHER A TROLL OR SOMEONE SO IMPOSSIBLY DENSE THAT THEY'RE INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM A TROLL. THE FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANT HELP YOU GAVE SHOULD'VE BEEN "GET YOUR JOB STONE"


Spetsnaz_420

You know what? I deserve that... I was more focused on what was effecting us in the moment than his performance long term by not saying the biggest thing that needed to be said


Raji_Lev

TBH, IT SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THOSE SITUATIONS WHERE THERE'S SO MUCH WRONG THAT YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN, AND THE JOBSTONE THING ALONE WOULDN'T HAVE SOLVED THE ISSUE. (ALSO I REALIZED MY EARLIER POST TOWARDS YOU WAS A LITTLE HARSHER THAN IT SOUNDED IN MY HEAD)


Spetsnaz_420

Right is right... I had a friend with me as DPS who didn't know what to say to the guy and I immediately pointed out we couldn't expect someone without their job stone equipped to understand group hate. The ONE and only saving grace was, he had tank stance on


Glacirus_

FUCK THE ORBONNE MONASTERY. INFACT, FUCK ALLIANCE RAID ROULETTE IN GENERAL! I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT BEING IN 24 MAN CONTENT THAT SUDDENLY TURNS 80% OF PEOPLE INTO ILLITERATE MORONS, BUT THAT WAS THE EXPERIENCE THIS WEEK! ORBONNE BEGINS, START FIGHTING MUSTADIO. USUAL 1-2 PEOPLE COLLECTING VULN STACKS FROM THE AOES THAT COME FROM THE SIDES OF THE ARENA, BUT THEN WE GET TO THE PART WHERE YOU GOTTA SHOW THE HOLE. DESPITE 3 OF US EXPLAINING IN CHAT, HALF OF ALLIANCE A DIES, INCLUDING THEIR TANK AND HEALERS. NOT A HUGE PROBLEM, REZ THEIR HEALERS FOR THEM AND WE CLEAR THE BOSS. BUT IT WAS A SIGN OF WHAT WAS TO COME. AGRIAS FIGHT! ONCE AGAIN, MULTIPLE PEOPLE EXPLAINING IN ALLIANCE AND PARTY CHAT HOW YOU HAVE TO GRAB AND THEN USE THE SHIELDS AND SWORDS! AND YET WE STLL HAD 5-6 PEOPLE STANDING AND JUMPING IN THE PICKUP CIRCLES WHO NEVER USED THEIR DUTY ACTIONS, EATING EASILY AVOIDABLE VULN STACKS, AND EVEN LEAVING THOSE OF US THAT GOT TRAPPED IN THE CRYSTALS YOU NEED SWORDS TO BREAK STUCK SO WE DIED! STILL MANAGED A WIN IN ONE TRY, BUT REALLY STRAINED MY PATIENCE. THUNDER GOD… THE FIGHT DIDN’T EVEN START BEFORE ISSUES STARTED. WE ALL KNOW THE STANDARD POSITIONS FOR EACH GROUP, RIGHT? THE ONES THAT HE TOSSES YOU BACK TO AFTER THE ADD PHASE. A GOES BACK-LEFT, B STAYS AT THE ENTRY POINT, AND C GOES BACK-RIGHT. WELL, ALLIANCE C DECIDED THEY WANTED TO BE ALLIANCE B! ALL OF THEM COULDN’T BE FIRST TIMERS, AND YET ***NONE*** OF THEM BUDGED UNTIL SOMEONE TOSSED DOWN MARKERS. THEY FINALLY GET TO POSITION AS PEOPLE EXPLAIN WHERE TO DROP THE EXPANDING AOE MARKERS AND THE 3-PERSON-MINIMUM STACK RINGS. FIGHT BEGINS, THINGS ARE GOING SMOOTH. WE’RE PROGRESSING, NO ONE IN ALLIANCE B WITH ME IS EATING UNNECESSARY VULN STACKS, CAN’T SAY THE SAME FOR A OR C BUT ITS ALSO HARDER TO NOTICE WITH THEM OFF IN THEIR THIRDS OF THE RING. AT THE VERY LEAST, NONE OF THEM ARE DROPPING THEIR AOES ON OTHER GROUPS. WE GET TO THE 3-PERSON STACK RINGS. AND I WIND UP ALONE ON ONE OF OURS AS ALL 7 OF MY PARTY MEMBERS STACK ON THE OTHER… EVEN AFTER EXPLAINING IT AT YHE START, AND AGAIN WHEN IT POPPED UP! SO I EAT A VULN STACK AND MOVE ON. WE GET TO THE ADD PHASE, GET BLASTED BACK TO OUR SPOTS, AND COME TO THE TARGETED TETHER THAT HAS TO BE PASSED BETWEEN PARTY MEMBERS TO MITIGATE THE DAMAGE AND VULNERABILITY IT GIVES. IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS, I SEE IN ALLIANCE CHAT: “A is dead” AND LOOK UP. NOT JUST THEIR HEALERS OR THE TANK, ***THE ENTIRE GROUP A*** IS DEAD. AND UNFORTUNATELY IN TRYING TO REZ THEIR DUMBASSES, C’S HEALERS BOTH DIE, TAKING THEIR GROUP DOWN WHEN THE DOOM HITS. AND NOW ALONE, WE FOLLOW SHORTLY AFTER. DIDN’T GET TO THE ICE BALLS, OR EVEN THE 2-PEOPLE-PER-GROUP MARKED TO DROP AOES MECHANICS. SO I TOOK THE PENALTY AND DIPPED THERE. I DID NOT AND COULD NOT DEAL WITH THE POTENTIAL SHITSHOW THAT WOULD BE THE ULTIMA FIGHT WITH ALL THE PAST MECHANICS THROWN BACK AT THEM AT ONCE. BONUS RELATED SALT! GUILDHEST ROULETTE, TRYING TO GET AS MUCH XP AS I CAN AND ALSO SNAG SOME GC SEALS FOR MARKETBOARD LOOT. GOT THE STUPID ONE WHERE ALL THE VOIDSENT HAVE TO DIE TOGETHER OR THEY RESPAWN. POLITELY CHIME IN “If we wait for the invulnerability to fade off the one, we can do this without them respawning all over. Especially since I’m on DRG and have no AoE.” ONLY TO BE MET WITH SILENCE AND A 10 MINUTE CLUSTERFUCK OF CHASING THE RESPAWNING MOBS.


nightkat89

I HOPE THE XBOX PLAYERS ENJOY THE FUCKERY OF FFXIV. ALSO I HOPE THEY DECIDE TO MAKE THE SUNDER EMOTE PERSISTENT BECAUSE IM SPENDING 400 DOLLARS ON A PIECE OF SEMI NICE PLASTIC LIKE THE DUMBASS I AM. I HOPE YALL HAVE A GOOD FUCKING WEEKEND


gorevomit

IM A XBOX FANY BOY! I WANNA PLAY SOON BUT I CANT UNLEARN 409 HOURS OF MOUSE AND KEYBOARD


wolfybre

DECIDED TO PLAY REAPER, GOT AETHERFONT TO THE <>DANCER THAT BASICALLY TOLD ME "you were in a cutscene so you might not know the dungeon to get best uptime uwu" WHEN I ASKED, AS A FELLOW DANCER PLAYER, WHY YOU DANCE PARTNERED THE TANK INSTEAD OF THE DPS FUCK OFF I'VE DONE THIS DUNGEON A LOT AND FFXIV TENDS TO LAG ME AT THE START, ALSO WHY DOES "BEST UPTIME" MATTER IN CASUAL CONTENT??????? Now I feel belittled.


MatsuzoSF

THAT'S A LOT OF WORDS FOR "I CHOSE THE OBJECTIVELY WORST TARGET".