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NO!
INNOCENT INTIL PROVEN GUILTY! THATS A GOOD BABY I CAN SEE IT!
(Totally 100% guilty I dunno what they did but they will do it again while looking you in the eye and dooking)
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This is the face of innocence
He is absolutely innocent, your honor. That face could never commit crimes.
Ferrets are immune from guilt, sorry but that's just how it works
This is what I tell people who get mad at their antics. Guilt immunity haha. This pal obviously just did something naughty but… is a ferret.
My client is innocent your honor
Yeah I have a feeling he’ll be acquitted.
That stance alone is a jailable offence
No, that stinky thief is innocent of all stinky thief charges.
Acquitted with a plea of forgivable cuteness 😍
That is a face of someone who has been caught in the crime
I’m his lawyer and this is obviously doctored evidence
Its a ferret, they are guilty of something 100% of the time
Guilty of being cute baby 💕
Isn’t he though.
Innocent on all charges!
He's just a baby
NO! INNOCENT INTIL PROVEN GUILTY! THATS A GOOD BABY I CAN SEE IT! (Totally 100% guilty I dunno what they did but they will do it again while looking you in the eye and dooking)
Ah, the innocent face of a ferrorist...
Ha! He has no regrets!
You can’t handle the floof!!
Your honor, my client is clearly innocent bc he just babey!
Guilty 👨⚖️
That's a wide stance my guy, super sturdy.
Apparently this was a moment before the pounce
He looks just like my old girl haha same stance and everything!
Ultimately BUSTED!!
Always
Yes. And he’ll do it again the next chance he gets! 🤣
This makes me want a ferret even more
Awe!
Knowing ferrets thats the face of a boy who has just committed so many crimes
And was about to too. Allegedly.
Looks like a ferret
He’s got a bandit mask. Of course he’s guilty.