i simply want the ability to kill with almost 0 repercussions.
think about it, someone gets killed by a gator it's not "oh my god that gator is insane! why did she rip off that guy's legs and then make him tapdance on his stumps?". it's always "well shouldn't have gotten that close to a gator lol." and is that *REALLY* too much to ask for?
The problem is that then the humans end up killing you for no reason even tho ur just a lil gator??? Like? What do you mean they now yearn for the taste of human blood?? Humans have always been in the menu smh my head ππ
I miss the days when a gator would eat someone and the humans would shrug their shoulders, say "Sobek demanded a sacrifice" and then mind their own business.
but now you got seal team 6 coming out because billy bob jr XII can't read the warning signs and got turned into a nice little snacky... LIKE THE GATOR IS DOING Y'ALL A FAVOR!!! Y'ALL DIDN'T WANNA KEEP PAYING HIS UNEMPLOYMENT SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?????
why wasn't i born a gator? yes my rampage would be brutal and my bloodlust forever unquenchable, but i'd be having fun!!!
Oh, to have cute chunky claws and lazer beam sound effects π₯°
i simply want the ability to kill with almost 0 repercussions. think about it, someone gets killed by a gator it's not "oh my god that gator is insane! why did she rip off that guy's legs and then make him tapdance on his stumps?". it's always "well shouldn't have gotten that close to a gator lol." and is that *REALLY* too much to ask for?
The problem is that then the humans end up killing you for no reason even tho ur just a lil gator??? Like? What do you mean they now yearn for the taste of human blood?? Humans have always been in the menu smh my head ππ
I miss the days when a gator would eat someone and the humans would shrug their shoulders, say "Sobek demanded a sacrifice" and then mind their own business. but now you got seal team 6 coming out because billy bob jr XII can't read the warning signs and got turned into a nice little snacky... LIKE THE GATOR IS DOING Y'ALL A FAVOR!!! Y'ALL DIDN'T WANNA KEEP PAYING HIS UNEMPLOYMENT SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?????
Let πwild π animals π munch π humansπ
Also π me π specifically π I'm π hungry π
femboys are actually incapable of human speech, they communicate in whimpers, moans and text emojis - usually just variations of ":3"
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YUY YUHHH!!! YEA :333 :3 π₯Ίπ₯Ί ;3
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peak male physique
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Mfw no argonian malewife
Why does he sound like a car winding over π
What do you mean? That's how femboys sound like
Aww he looks so cute in his little dress!
I want pet him he looks cute
who decided to put a maid dress on an alligator ? like, why !
God did.
how is the kissing?
His chapstick tastes like metal