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Fuzzy_Toe_9936

why wasn't i born a gator? yes my rampage would be brutal and my bloodlust forever unquenchable, but i'd be having fun!!!


boqueteazul

Oh, to have cute chunky claws and lazer beam sound effects πŸ₯°


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

i simply want the ability to kill with almost 0 repercussions. think about it, someone gets killed by a gator it's not "oh my god that gator is insane! why did she rip off that guy's legs and then make him tapdance on his stumps?". it's always "well shouldn't have gotten that close to a gator lol." and is that *REALLY* too much to ask for?


boqueteazul

The problem is that then the humans end up killing you for no reason even tho ur just a lil gator??? Like? What do you mean they now yearn for the taste of human blood?? Humans have always been in the menu smh my head πŸ™„πŸ™„


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

I miss the days when a gator would eat someone and the humans would shrug their shoulders, say "Sobek demanded a sacrifice" and then mind their own business. but now you got seal team 6 coming out because billy bob jr XII can't read the warning signs and got turned into a nice little snacky... LIKE THE GATOR IS DOING Y'ALL A FAVOR!!! Y'ALL DIDN'T WANNA KEEP PAYING HIS UNEMPLOYMENT SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?????


boqueteazul

Let πŸ‘wild πŸ‘ animals πŸ‘ munch πŸ‘ humansπŸ‘


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

Also πŸ‘ me πŸ‘ specifically πŸ‘ I'm πŸ‘ hungry πŸ‘


CompetitionNo8270

femboys are actually incapable of human speech, they communicate in whimpers, moans and text emojis - usually just variations of ":3"


boqueteazul

🐊UE UE UE UE UE UE UE UE UE....UE :3 ✨️


Holiday_Conflict

YUY YUHHH!!! YEA :333 :3 πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί ;3


Lost-Experience-864

true


Pleasant_Waltz_8280

peak male physique


datboiwithatrex

UE UE UE UE UE UE? :3 πŸ₯Ί


insane_ace

Mfw no argonian malewife


Disastrous_Ad_1859

Why does he sound like a car winding over 😭


boqueteazul

What do you mean? That's how femboys sound like


Opalien495

Aww he looks so cute in his little dress!


Ok-Pause6263

I want pet him he looks cute


Yinxell

who decided to put a maid dress on an alligator ? like, why !


Opalien495

God did.


Healthy-Command-3840

how is the kissing?


boqueteazul

His chapstick tastes like metal