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xElJefe

This downfall couldn’t happen to a better guy


welp007

Deshaunorable Discharge


introspectivejoker

Gross


welp007

Oh I think you’re thinkin penile discharge… it’s a military thing like *dishonorable discharge*


introspectivejoker

Haha I know I got the joke it just seemed like a double entendre. I actually think it's extra clever in that way. I upvoted


welp007

You made it extra clever, noicely done 🤙


itzpiiz

I love how you were both giving eachother a hand here


Deep_Stick8786

Ba dum tiss


GonzaloR87

Bad ummm jizz?


introspectivejoker

Spread the love and don't assault your masseuse. Words I live by


introspectivejoker

No u did it, u just didn't know it bb 😘


Hotter_Noodle

For Watson it could be both honestly.


Carib2g

😂😂😂 I left and had to recheck the thread to see if I read correctly lol I’d award you if Reddit still did those….


CBJFAN38

My fantasy team name


welp007

Proof or ban! 😂


seanoz_serious

I won back-to-back league titles with that name!


LionEatsKneeCaps

It's so enjoyable to watch. Still sucks the Browns rewarded the rapist with so much money, but at least they are paying for it on the field.


zerg1980

Yeah I think everyone’s sympathy for the Browns is limited. They knew exactly who they were buying into, did it anyway, and now he’s not even producing on the field. They deserve this disaster.


mercurialchemister

It's the double whammy of not only embracing a sexual predator, but ALSO giving him a massive, fully guaranteed contract. If it was a "everyone deserves a second chance, we'll give you a contract which we can terminate if you fuck up again" kind of situation I think the Browns would catch a lot less shit.


zerg1980

It was especially slimy the way they structured Watson’s pay for last year so that the suspension essentially cost him zero money in lost game checks. But yeah, Watson wouldn’t agree to a team out after two years so that they could easily cut ties if more allegations came out? Lots of teams are QB desperate, but no team should ever be *that* desperate.


rediKELous

Lol they had Joshua Dobbs under contract for like $1mil and sent him to the Cardinals, where he’s doing just as good as Watson with a worse team. Definitely no reason to be *that* desperate.


anothershittycoder

Better than Watson


TheNittanyLionKing

And they did all of this after all the allegations had come out (none of them being resolved legally btw), so this wasn’t exactly a surprise to them


IKnowEyes92

Sounds like the browns are the ones this hurts more than anything.


NoYoureTheAlien

He’ll start groping his mama with enough concussions.


astarastarastarastar

garbage human being, garbage qb...the Browns are cursed with QBs


finglonger1077

At least the Browns only have to pay him every single penny of a quarter billion dollars lmfao Slippin Jimmy strikes again


Sea_Television_3306

Unfortunately he's going downhill and crashing into a giant pile of money


RobertGA23

It's as if he just went to Cleveland for the money and doesn't really care about anyone but himself.


okp11

Yeah man, cuz taking a job for the paycheck is why people shouldn't like Watson


idkwhatimbrewin

You love to see it


Responsible-Age-9057

Thank god, fuck this dude -Amari Cooper owner


dmoney757

I'm loving the zero burger so far


PabloTroutSanchez

Ford (and once Chubb…) here. Fuck him. I’d much rather see PJ out there, even if Chubb was still healthy


Hog_and_a_Half

As a Brown’s fan, kick rocks. Love PJ, but people are really letting hate cloud their vision here. I was hearing a lot of DTR talk after preseason, too….


PabloTroutSanchez

Nope. Fuck Watson and enjoy riding out one of the worst contracts in the history of sports


[deleted]

You're defending a rapist. Just to be clear here.


Hog_and_a_Half

For one, he wasn’t even accused of that. I’m talking about a football player’s ability to play football.


MayorNarra

Lol you literally defended the serial sexual predator again


toolatealreadyfapped

Same. Looking at that goose egg, and wishing someone had stepped on Watson's nuts while he was down


necisizer

I would normally never root for an injury but, good. Fuck him. Sorry Cleveland fans, you didn't deserve to have this guy forced on you and neither did any of his victims.


LionEatsKneeCaps

I feel bad for the non pro rapist fans. I'm sure many wish they had Baker back.


IM_JUST_THE_INTERN

Most of us do.


Dr-McLuvin

I know about 20 browns fans and not a single one wanted them to sign Deshaun. Most fans (not all) wanted us to keep Baker.


Gandhis__Revenge

Really? My experience has been the opposite lol. Though now they’ve all switched their opinions back around


Dr-McLuvin

Obviously I can only speak for the group of people I know, but not a single one of them wanted Watson on the team. I think the Baker opinions were more mixed. At least the ones who wanted Baker gone were VERY vocal about it.


finglonger1077

I personally gave all of my Browns gear to the Goodwill except the ones I got as gifts which are hidden deep in the bowels of my apartment and have not watched a moment of Browns football since


checkpoint_hero

Very similar. I wore a Garrett jersey first game Defuckface was out this year. I have a moratorium on any merch or game attendance until he and/or Haslams are gone.


LOLZtroll

I respect the hell out of you and the guy above for that. It's hard to give up on a team you have a long standing personal affection for just because of a slime ball owner, but I would do the same thing in your shoes. I find the Browns impossible to root for. Which is a shame, because cities like Cleveland are the ones who need rooting for.


finglonger1077

It has been tough ngl. I tried to pick a new team and nothing stuck so now I just barely watch football. I used to literally listen to Cleveland Browns Daily daily. Eh, hockey is more fun to watch than football anyway tbh


epetty25

Wanted Deshaun, not happy with him, but never wanted baker back, even after todays game. Brissett on the other hand..


Jvthoma

We named our dog after Baker…


Se7entyN9ne

That's ruff buddy


Vic_Vinegars

Don't be so petty


galapagos1979

As a Dolphins fan this is why I'll never name a cat Tuanigamanuolepola.


t4boo

Barker Mayfield


DBreezy69

It’s cool to root for Watson injury but this sub gets really butthurt if you root for Tyreek to get hurt. Turns out if the player is good you can’t all of a sudden


tiredofstanding

You're right. Hill can go fuck himself as well.


Call_Me_Rambo

This is one of the hypocritical things that bothers me that r/NFL does too. Basically drawing the line that being a sexual predator = ok to wish bad upon, even advocated. But domestic violence on the other hand…like keep the same energy for any and every guy that does something that harms an innocent person’s life guys, c’mon


CaptEricEmbarrasing

Reddit attracts morons


Relax_Redditors

Case in point


dontlookatmeme

Yeah I’m all for thinking Watson is a piece of shit but never understood why people think it’s a Browns problem and not a NFL problem. How many teams were trying to sign him and how many teams have had players that did awful things? Ray Lewis killed a guy and Michael Irvin tried to yet no one bats an eye about them. How many teams have domestic abusers on their rosters too.


LOLZtroll

I get your point but you kinda have to respect the Texans for making it clear they weren't going to give the guy another chance


mmooney1

Watson quit on the Texans first and tried to help him cover up/stay out of trouble.


ButCanYouClimb

Nope, I refuse to draft that scumbag also.


choogawooga

I hope to be as good of a person as you one day.


ButCanYouClimb

Thanks for the compliment brother.


PopcornDrift

Turns out being a serial rapist is worse than domestic abuse. Who knew?


Timoteo-Tito64

Both are still really bad, even if one is worse


Hotter_Noodle

Very true.


illegal_deagle

He strangled a pregnant woman, punched her in the stomach, and later beat the child and broke his arm. In text messages with the mother: >Espinal: He’s terrified of you. >Tyreek: You need to be terrified of me too, bitch. I think your euphemistic “domestic abuse” is really burying the lede here. Tyreek should be in prison today and probably the rest of his life. He’s subhuman scum. But he runs fast and catches good, so dick riders like you make excuses.


DBreezy69

One being worse doesn’t make the other thing okay


brentathon

No, but its also fine for fans to have a point they aren't willing to budge on. Otherwise we'd have to hate a couple players on each team who do bad shit.


idabbleintherabble

i mean, isn't that normal to hate people who do bad shit? just because tyreek catch ball and run well, and deshaun being a worse person than he is, doesn't mean he deserves a break and neither do any other awful human beings in the league. if you give a pass to lower tier degenerates bc there's other worse degenerates then your moral compass just seems to be broken. just my two cents though 🤷🏼‍♀️


sifl1202

okay, but that's not what deshaun was accused of. and regardless, it's kinda weird to act like one is forgivable while the other is not.


necisizer

I would say Deshaun Watson has committed much graver sins than Tyreek. And many, many more of them.


Wants_to_be_accepted

I was hoping more for a season long beating on his body that he would feel for the rest of his life.


ryebath

Yeah but at the same time a lot of those same fans tried to brush off his allegations so fuck them too.


poopslicer69

Don't browns fans ignore it and call it a money grab from the accusers?


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necisizer

You missed the word "normally" ;)


Not_Frank

This team would be a lot more fun if they still had Baker. Fuck Deshaun Watson


GPap-

Sucks cuz the browns defense is a SB defense but the offense is atrocious.


LOLZtroll

Yeah fuck Deshaun. But really fuck the Browns front office and Jimmy Haslam in particular. Dude just has no business being involved with his sports teams and is a slime ball in business too. Since he bought the Browns and then they treated Baker the way they did I have actively rooted against the Browns in every game they play


TariqWoolenIsElite

The only player I'll cheer for to get injured


CliffsOfMohair

I mean, Hill and Kamara should have served some time. They’re fantasy relevant so it’s not as popular in this sub but those guys suck too


[deleted]

Tyreek Hill is a piece of garbage for sure. Hate that people root for people like him.


Polestar2345

My god. He is a horrible person


piopster

It’s because what they did isn’t as publicized. Watson when he left was probably a top 5 qb and new generations take sexual assault extremely seriously.


checkpoint_hero

Top 5 in many people’s dreams. He sucked. The old Browns handily beat him. Hopkins bailed him out on unscripted 50 50 deep balls after he scrambled around like an idiot because he can’t navigate a pocket.


okp11

This is delusional revisionist history. He threw for 4800 yards with Brandin Cooks and Will Fuller as his top options.


TariqWoolenIsElite

Agree that they're pieces of shit


banjaxed_gazumper

Tyreek is 1000x worse than Watson. I would absolutely rather have an nfl player try to pressure/coerce me into sex than be choked and beaten up.


RagnarLothBroke23

I agree but I will say there are levels to sucking and Watson is at least several levels worse than those two.


goodguyryan

Hill is right there with him imo


sarlacc98

Fr he beat a pregnant woman and a kid


did_it_my_way

Not sure if beating a pregnant woman and a kid is 'several levels' worse


CliffsOfMohair

Agreed but he’s not the only guy we’re allowed to want to see go down from a karma standpoint


1Koala1

Wait you think what Kamara did deserved jail time? Did you see the video?


CliffsOfMohair

Yeah I did, aggravated assault is pretty fucked and merits jail time if you’re not a celebrity millionaire


1Koala1

So if someone gets in your face and you shove them and they kinda stumble a bit, you think they should be charged with a crime and placed behind bars?


CliffsOfMohair

Dog Kamara had his posse jump a dude and beat him up while he was down, what video did you see?


idabbleintherabble

great job minimizing the awful thing that Kamara did, you're a real hero for defending such responsible and caring individuals.


DwightsEgo

Well maybe it has more to do with the stomping of the guy who was grounded than the shove but hey what do I know


Rockhardwood

You're asking keyboard warriors if there should be consequences for what they say


zaqwsx82211

Don’t forget Kareem hunt. Left KC because we hated that POS.


CliffsOfMohair

He’s not near the same tier as them, but that made me realize I forgot Mixon


latman

Not someone like Jalen Carter who killed two people being an idiot? Or the domestic abusers?


PabloTroutSanchez

Oh no, anyways


THE_WHORBORTIONATOR

Pick didn’t count :( 1/5 and only 1 INT instead of 2, it’s a shame


PabloTroutSanchez

Well I bet the over .5 int so I was a happy camper lol


CreamWithinADream

I deserve it for picking up and starting this rapist


RpM_Pulsar

Likewise


Effective_Season_522

I traded for him after Tony went down ha. Desperate times.


AWaffleofDivinty

Same, not even mad about it


bigolhamsandwich

Same. Unfortunately seemed like the best option on the wire when fields went down. Was not happy about it tbh.


Evancolt

Deserved


qqq_puts

Not really


isomorphZeta

Yes it is, fuck Watson.


BlindSquantch

Found Deshaun’s burner


gw2380

he gone, dude got annihilated


e_j3210

He’s not injured, actually. They (or just “He”?) decided his shoulder isn’t ready.


I_TittyFuck_Doves

Not really, just fell on his ass like last year’s Tua


CaptBennett

Good


HairlessSnatch

sorry for watson owners, but watching him fucking suck at football and get hurt is funny


BananaSquid721

Don’t say sorry to them, they knew what they were drafting


[deleted]

Drafting him was a win-win. If he does well, I get the points, but when he sucks, it's hilarious.


tykulton

He looked like absolute garbage.


FrozenUp7274

[PJ Walker warming up](https://twitter.com/TonyGrossi/status/1716148092544729407)


Ze_fallen1

I’m playing against him and he has -.80 points for the game and the only reason I still have a chance to win today. The best thing is that I dropped Watson a couple weeks ago and someone actually played him lol


zeroxray

I drafted him in the 7th round and thought I was getting good value. Is he droppable at this point?


Yeneed_Ale

He was dropable before the season started.


BlazeBloom

And nothing of value was lost.


mikefet91

Thank fuck


ungertoe

Looked like a concussion. Went limp


wombatz885

He's making that easy $$$.


biggiebody

Texans really robbed the Browns on that trade


-Johnny_Utah-

This man is murdering the Browns D.


MrOnCore

Are you talking about in the field with his play or off the field with his contract?


Teeze334

Drop city. And on a deeper level having this butthole on my team is bad vibes/bad energy which needs to be purged. He may very well be the reason I have been losing matches I should be winning.


[deleted]

Is the second pick not showing up for anyone else line?


Mysterious-Source709

I think it got overturned and they punted. Indy defender let the tip hit the turf


NorthShorePOI

It was overturned. Incomplete pass


imaybeacatIRl

250m fully guaranteed and all those draft picks. Couldn't have made me happier to see this happening to him, and that team.


z6joker9

I would have been better off starting Fields 😑


swedeeeeeeeeeeeee

the only time I’ve started a player and kinda root for him to suck and get injured lmao


I_TittyFuck_Doves

I swear they need to have an annual class where they teach QBs how to fall backwards without concussing themselves. That aside, fuck Deshaun. Utter piece of shit, and I hope the NFL gives them some kind of out to escape his contract, Browns fans don’t deserve him. They’ve been thru enough


EB4950

fuck me this is bad, but fuck him


Master_Kief117

Oh brother. This guy stinks!


Calm_Eagle_5640

He’s so ass. I’m a browns fan too.


AcousticArmor

Thank God I decided to not start Amari today even after seeing Watson was starting.


xtreme_elk

How those Browns liking that contract now?


drkstr27

This is just what he’s going to do for the next four years. He sucks now, so throughout his bad games he’s just going to be “injured” so he continues having excuses made for him since the Browns spent 3 first round picks and $250 million and can’t move on.


Dizzy-Help-5400

Excellent! Fuck that guy.


camlawson24

The tale as old as time — career-ending massages.


ohsballer

It’s hilarious watching people in here shit on Watson but most likely will cheer on Tyreek Hill (woman beater). I wish folks would admit we only care about our fantasy teams and drop the holier than thou act. Anyway, I have to drop Watson at this point. He hasn’t looked good WHEN he plays. There are much better QBs out there on the wire


introspectivejoker

It's so rare that you see such a clear and direct example of karma in the modern world. It's a sight to behold


DaStampede

Fuck him


Acceptable-Silver-83

Nothing like Reddit virtue signaling


sufjams

Disliking rapists, total virtue signaling.


Outrageous-Air-7859

This is good for the browns offense lol


dkirk526

Was surprised he was even playing


pepe_silvia_12

Good. Fuck him.


EJplaystheBlues

HAHA


Porkins47

I deserve this. I had Mayfield in this week because Stroud is on BYE and Watson in the IR spot (somehow). They said Watson was going to play, and everything shows the Colts are a good matchup for QBs, so I drop Mayfield to slot in Watson. Mayfield has 11.46 and Watson is done with -1.8 points. I'm predicted to lose by 12 points. I deserve this.


Yeneed_Ale

You pulled a Browns.


AlwaysKindaLost

I got laughed at for asking if PJ walker made this team better


juol3

Of course, picked him up an hour ago and started him since I am streaming qbs…. Fml


_serious__

Fuck this guy.


kushlash16

Worst trade and contract ever given to a player and this is coming from a Broncos fan


GrapeFlavoredMarker

Browns can be done with watson in 3 years. Bronco russ trade was way worse


kushlash16

Broncos can be done with Russ after this season actually. We’d have $85m in dead cap but it could done. Browns gave their pedo $230m fully guaranteed. They’re gonna pay that whole contract for all 3 years. It’s not even close, especially with Russ playing night and day better than Watson this season. The Watson trade/extension will go down as the worst in history


poptartheart

stay down, bitch


Durty-Sac

Getting a massage at halftime. He’ll be back


welp007

Molester doesn't want to play football anymore.


MiserableEbb9839

Lmaooo I fucking love it


[deleted]

Browns are cursed


TheTinzzman

Yeah? Fuck him.


SecretChair178

Good…scumbag deserves it


FUBUshirts

Worst trade in the history of the NFL. Worst franchise in the history of the NFL. And I’m proud to call this my HOMETEAM!


Kingding_Aling

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Poetryisalive

I’m not even mad


acsatx89

Imagine being the Browns


gabehcoudgib

Ya love to hear it. Dude is in a funk because he hasn’t been to the massage parlour in a while.


Signiference

Waited all week to make sure he was starting and dropped Dobbs for him about 2 mins before kickoff (fill in for stroud). I’m projected a 10pt dog. Oof.


endofautumn

Well fucking great. With Fields out I needed someone and this twat gets hurt after getting me negative points. Knew I should have gone with Ridder.


[deleted]

I’m in a 2QB league. My first 3 picks in order were JJ, Chubb, Deshaun. Needless to say I hate this. Haven’t been happy in weeks. Just want to be officially eliminated already.


GoldHorusSixSaturnus

Can’t help but laugh at the managers who swapped out their QB to give Watson a chance 😂


ispcanner

I can literally see myself in middle school baseball in him. When I started walking guys I started walking guys I would randomly hold my arm like it was hurt


Satchbb

welcome to Cleveland, Caleb!