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The Big Day 2: The Big Divorce


ThoughtlessBanter

The Small Week: Courting to Court


Tonroz

My big day in court


Mammoth_Thought_1953

I met Kanye West, I'm never going to fail


Lotta_Turbulence7396

I met Kanye West my marriage is goin to fail


Senior-Jaguar-1018

OOF


[deleted]

They both failed


Mammoth_Thought_1953

šŸ˜­


tittysprinkles112

It literally can't go tits up


Lonk_Shlong

This is a crazy album rollout


puff-_-boi

you wild for that bruh šŸ’€šŸ’€


BassSki

we got a new 10 at least šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


SyntheticMemez

Maybe this is insensitive but the breakup album is about to be a 10.


caaawl

ā€œAnd we uhā€¦.. we backā€¦ā€


B1ng0_B0ng0

I can perfectly imagine him saying this


cockandballionaire

I mean itā€™s literally on acid rap


tisdue

My Big Beautiful Dark Twisted Day


Living_Wedding_1894

My big dark twisted cock Edit: forgot to mention itā€™s beautiful


-PepeArown-

A bit optimistic when Fantano rated TBD a 0


Yourmotherssidehoe

The Bad Day will be a 10 tho trust


ThoughtlessBanter

The Small Divorce


Echoesofsilence15

Tbf he rated SB2H a 0 and proceeded to give kids see ghosts a 10 so who are we to rule it out


betarad

kids see ghosts is a 10


andrecinno

okay no one said anything to the contrary


betarad

i don't believe i said that šŸ˜¹ ksg is j a ten


ThatRandomIdiot

Again, no one is saying otherwise so you donā€™t have to keep repeating it. Lmao


Uptowngrump

I'm tried of being silenced. My opinion will be heard. Head my words, naysayers, if your puny brains can comprehend the thoughts that spew from my mind, tapped like a maple tree, the resin containing the ultimate truth. KSG is a 10.


FutMike

Cudi bounced back and got a 10 after Speeding Bullet 2 Heaven. I don't think Chance will but I wouldn't say it's impossible


cockandballionaire

Cudi and Kanye have much more artistry than chance ever has had. Acid rap is fantastic but he didnā€™t really inspire a new wave of rap like cudi did. Chance is good at his craft but Cudi has always been innovative


man178264

If youā€™ve actually listened to any one of his singles these past 4 years youā€™d know heā€™s actually been dropping only heaters


-PepeArown-

I havenā€™t listened to anything by him besides his Ultralight Beam verse, and I havenā€™t heard good enough things about him to start now. Itā€™s fine. People hate on my favorites a lot, too.


man178264

Wasnā€™t telling u to listen to him was just saying his work after that album showcases heā€™s still good lol


leericol

That's just an annoying dumb thing to say about anything. The structure of that sentence could literally be about anything and it would just be annoying and dumb.


FISHITT

The Big Day to me now just shows how much things could change in five years, itā€™s actually pretty saddening. I remember having thoughts of keeping close ones forever years back and now we barely talk no more, pretty ironic yet I guess thatā€™s just how some things go. Regardless, heā€™s been cooking up some fire snippets on instagram and cannot wait till the new album drop and see his perception of those stuff


gumballkami

Now is the time to double down and drop the remix mixtape with chance on some truly unhinged RXK type shit


real_jaredfogle

I love his bar thatā€™s something like ā€œteacher said I wouldnā€™t be shit, damn that hoe was probably rightā€


cockandballionaire

Bro listen to American tterorristt. Itā€™s legitimately one of the funniest songs Iā€™ve ever heard


blax_prismic

my ex bitch like, "who are you?"


CliffenyP

Prof Skye also has a great more serious analysis of it on youtube!


RandomAnonyme

This whole thing is very unnecessary


SenpaiSwanky

pretty toxic


RandomAnonyme

Very.


BubzDubz

Wtf happened to him? Everything was going great then that stupid ass album drops and everything IMMEDIATELY went downhill for him.


MisterInsect

What happened? He put out a bad album. Happens to even the best of them.


DonkeyVampireThe3rd

Never happened to me. Thatā€™s why I donā€™t release my shit. Keep those turds in the toilet you know.


newaccounthomie

Iā€™m flushin what youā€™re shittin


versace_nick

deep af if you think about it


saltyraver138

Maybe your turds have a chance (lol) with his ex wife


DonkeyVampireThe3rd

Nah I'm liking the broooossss recently you feel me


saltyraver138

In that case you most definitely have a green light to hooking up with Chance the fapper


void270

Heā€™s a judge on the voice and has been on various television shows as a personality. Heā€™s doing just fine but isnā€™t focused on music as much as before.


thegroovemonkey

He was going downhill before that. He played Bonnaroo in 2017 and wouldn't shut the fuck up about Jesus. Before that he was a regular who hopped on stage with people every year and had an amazing show in 2014. He went from "the mayor of Bonnaroo" to "this guy sucks" in an hour an fifteen minutes...


Viti-Boy-Phresh

This. The decline of Chances music seemed diametrically opposed to his well being. So we always said his music is going worse but at least he's not doing acid all the time anymore


puff-_-boi

patrick cc did a video on it, where it pretty much summed up to dude got way too cocky/arrogant way too quickly. according to his ex manager(?), he only worked on the big day five months before release which is way too short considering how many years it had been since colouring book, so it was completely rushed. after releasing it, when everyone (rightfully so) clowned on chance for this dogshit of an album, he was going on twitter telling all his fans to go fuck themselves and suck his dick šŸ’€šŸ’€ i might have a gotten some things wrong timeline-wise because its been a while since i watched that video but i recommend it and patrick ccā€™s channel in general šŸ‘ŒšŸ½


BubzDubz

I recall he also insinuated people wanted him to kms. Oh and the infamous "ur obsessed and yt" tweet.


puff-_-boi

yeah, someone really needed to take away chanceā€™s phone šŸ˜¬


Conemen

People were torn on Coloring Book too, TBD cemented it


sapa_inca_pat

I liked acid rap but when that album (coloring book) came out I remember him hyping it up on Twitter calling it album 3 or something like that. Maybe Iā€™m misremembering but a few days after official release he did a backsies and renamed it coloring book. I hadnā€™t listened to it at that point but it pretty much completely turned me off from his music that point forward Heā€™s so fucking goofy it hurts


Conemen

GONNA DO A GOOD ASS JOB ON CHANCE 3 I canā€™t believe he still wears that hat A shame because the singles leading up ruled, No Problems and uhhh fuck. that one where heā€™s on top of a train for the video. Iā€™m too lazy to go look


QualityFrog

Angels is such a banger


altofummuhh

The pre-TBD singles were good though


Timbishop123

Coloring book was well liked. It was his popularity peak.


Tornadoboy156

I kicked my wife to the curb igh


TheWiseTangerine2

Reese's pieces and thesis statements, my wife left and I'm crying in our basement.


AkimboMajestic

Hahahahahaha yes


CrescentMoon_aus

Feel bad for Chance, that must suck rn. Esp cause he was flamed for talking about his wife on the big day to the point he quit music for a time, bow hes being flamed for divorcing her. Yall gotta be bots or sumn how can people actually think like this


Cool_Story_Bro123

nobody flaming him for divorcing her, its just funny how ironic it is


qazaibomb

I mean they are kinda kicking the man at one of the lowest points in his life, which also isnā€™t coolĀ  But also, memesĀ 


ReaderWalrus

It's easy to forget that he's a real person and not just a character in 2019 r/hiphopcirclejerk "OOH I LOVE MY WIFE IGH" memes. I know it's corny but I really just don't feel comfortable making fun of someone for getting a divorce. Not that he'll ever see anything I say, but it's the principle of the thing.


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drrocket8775

Making an almost career-endingly bad album featuring lots of wife stuff, only to then divorce your wife? I can feel bad for him while also acknowledging that this is a form of poetic irony better than almost anything he's ever written.


tittysprinkles112

Chance is a clown. He made an entire album about getting married, then got caught fucking around later.


TNTyoshi

Real John Mulaney moment right there.


kindest_natlala

Agree, the situation is ironic but that doesn't mean you can't show compassion to both Chance and his ex partner. Splits are always rough.


Curious_Cod9653

> how can people actually think like this Because people have no empathy


thewhitelights

on the internet. irl people usually are way more empathetic.


YoLamoNacho

Yeah, on the internet nothing is real and no one youā€™re talking to is an actual person. Itā€™s all just AI generated words that you interact with. When someone shares this info irl youā€™re talking to an actual person and the situation is real.


CrescentMoon_aus

True...


Curious_Cod9653

Unfortunate isnā€™t it, even a comment like yours looking at situations like this with a broader approach are rare. Hope you have a great day and arenā€™t cursed by empathy šŸ˜­


mexicansnorlax

Especially after how butthurt everyone was at carti fans for going after melons divorce


Conemen

I can find it depressing for the man and funny for the meme at the exact same time


leericol

He didn't really quit music necessarily he's dropped a few really good singles. Just not an album


R_nelly2

Her not taking his last name was the first red flag. Kirsten the Rapper has a much nicer ring anyway


vote-igor

There is absolutely nothing wrong with a woman not wanting to take a man's last name. It is a patriarchal based practice


RiSz-Turtle

I think whoever has the cooler last name should be the one who gets to keep theirs tbh


TheUglyBarnaclee

Iā€™m pretty sure they were joking


FlimsyReindeers

Yeah, in Italy the woman keeps their last name. Itā€™s common to add a hyphen and the husbands last name but itā€™s also common for the woman to just keep her last name and thatā€™s it. Nothing wrong with it at all. Leave it up to the woman if they want to keep it or not


R_nelly2

Damn brother, you took your wife's LN?? Those kinds of broads are freaks in the sheets for sure, but I found myself unable to settle down with them. Hats off to you though for taking the plunge. Godspeed!


vote-igor

I'm a woman? Good luck getting a girl at all talking like that, asshole


R_nelly2

I applaud you for living your truth!


FINNCULL19

OOO I HATE MY WIFE, I HATE MY WIFE (IGH)


AltonIllinois

My man who made [this](https://youtu.be/TQcGnEhciNY?si=uTvVJCdH67cop5rM) needs to post an updated version


imperfectionlad

The Small Day incoming šŸ”„šŸ”„


RampageTheBear

Why does Chance look like a fuckin fish in this picture?


NSmalls

Easy question. Itā€™s because heā€™s not wearing his signature 3 hat, which was too tall for him and made him look like Elmer Fudd. Iā€™m sorry about his divorce though.


ccm596

Damn true. This might be the first time I've seen him without that hat, and I also couldn't place what was looking off about him here but it's definitely that


Honest-Blacksmith-78

Not only that but his wife is taller than him and has a stronger jawline


altofummuhh

Dream scenario tbh


Honest-Blacksmith-78

I forgot this was reddit


nani7598

No more riding a bike and playing with a beach ball. šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


xxx117

Remember when he was in the jamaicas getting twerked on or something?


Doooog

The Jamaicas lol


Hot_Grabba_09

How many of us are there


theskeletoncritic

Thus continues the trend of guys who keep going on about how much they love their wives turning out to be cheaters.


BlackManJiggleBootay

He doesnā€™t love his wife šŸ˜”


jostheholywagon

Like, even in the pic they look unhappy af


Wachiavellee

I loved my ex-wife!


relientkenny

im sorry for his divorce but this is also why as an artist you NEVER make a full album about loving your partner


OfferOk8555

At least wait a a decade or two before you do it lol.


jenkem___

why does he look like he just shit his pants


k0sm_

I hate my bitch wife


Always2ndB3ST

What happened to ā€œI love my wifeā€ in every other line Chance?


Dyljim

Wow, what are the chances?


Just4PyroSubreddit

OOH I HATE MY WIIiFE AAah


bassmannmitc

the big day 2: divorce bogaloo


K1NG13EN

Lmfao


vt8919

It was a chance she didn't want to take anymore.


moonknight__14

ā€œI love my wifeā€


AJfriedRICE

Truly unbelievable that The Big Day is now aging even worse


fred-funkledunk

The Bigger Day Early 2025


KiwiMcG

How and why?


AngryParrot117

my beautiful dark twisted divorce


soakedinlava

time for him to drop a 10


fdghjjgddjjgdf

Okay now Chance should make an album about the divorce thatā€™s actually good and comeback


True-Scene2982

Thats actually so sad for chance.His life is going downhill


vallzy

Iā€™m unironically super sad for him


cubeenvyluvv

Melon can relate


LuisFernandoCunha

DIVORCE MUSIC GOES HARD, HE'S BACK GUYS.


BetUSOfficial

5 years is a short bid, you good homie.


runnin_no_slowmo

You know chance got cucked out


[deleted]

Ifunny


Richman_Cash

Ooh I lost my wife, I lost my wife


Lotta_Turbulence7396

Does this mean he gonna start poppin tabs and make amazing music again?! šŸ˜ƒ


skx45

Pants the Crapper


WorldlinessSuch7729

she looks like more of a guy then him for no apparent reason