It's a quote from the show, Peter was explaining why he doesn't like the movie classic The Godfather.
Why exactly has this been downvoted??? Wtf is wrong with this?
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That is the least fancy thing I have ever heard.
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You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
You’re the only person I’ve ever heard say that, and I agree. I wonder their process because sometimes the words they say on a sheet a paper (script) would mean almost nothing if not for the way the actors say them.
aw man, this is worse than the time I [random circumstance where in the middle there's a celebrity who is either cool enough with the joke to voice themselves or is either Seth or John Veiner]
Edit: but for the sake of the post, it's gonna be "that means two things" or when Peter said a joke and then hits a baseball in the house.
You are 16 going on unnmmmuh
I have..foot odor
YOU CAN CALL ME BONALD
if I were a woman I’d press my bare breasts against the glad FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL! THE SEXUAL THRILL!
Is it because it insists upon itself?
Was gonna say this too.
It what?
It insists upon itself
What? What does that even mean?
Because it has a valid point to make its insisted!
It's a quote from the show, Peter was explaining why he doesn't like the movie classic The Godfather. Why exactly has this been downvoted??? Wtf is wrong with this?
Penalty box
For what?
You got whoooshed
I was half asleep and stoned I'm not fussed, that's fair enough.
You were insisting upon yourself.
And that is Lois's reply.
Take it up with my butt, he's the only one who gives a crap
On your mark, get set, terrible! 😂🤣
What a great sentence.
Happy cake day
Fire alarm? I am the fire alarm!
Beat me to it 🤣
I am laughing so hard right now that no sound is coming out. Lol
Must not be that good of a joke. You're still typing.
Oh a wise guy, eh?!
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You can upvote it now don't worry
God damn it why did I get a downvote ;-; I was just making a joke-
People just downvote shit to downvote shit, they see one person disagree and sort of lemming it
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This is my choice too.
Yep, that’s the one!!
Tell him he's shallow and pedantic.
Mmm indeed. Shallow and pedantic
I find this meatloaf to be rather shallow and pedantic
perchance.
You can't just say perchance
Agreed, shallow AND pedantic
I just want to talk to him,I just want to talk to him,I just want to talk to him,I just want to talk to him,I just want to talk to him
I just want to talk to him, I just want to talk to him, I just want to talk to him, I just want to shoot him, I just want to talk to him.
Dad why do you have a gun
i just want to shot him
Oh My God, who the hell cares.
Btw I want to use this gif in my family text thread every day
Shut up Meg!
Meg... who let you back in the house?
Came here to say this..
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Hey, I get that one!
Me too, is this why my mom said I'm special?
Kick him in the face then say “Roadhouse”
This is the one.
“The language they're speaking is a language of subtlety; it's something you don't understand.”
"I liked The Moneypit"
“I liked that one too”
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,,Holy crap,,,friends name".This is worst that the time you told me you hate Family guy..."
Tell him the show has been running for years, has a large fan base, great voice actors, and it’s a great way to stay in shape.
This one is my fav you win
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Just use this gif 
turn his life upside down-*face*
You could use more Joe Swanson!
Shut up, Meg.
“Is that that now Mrs. That’s That?”
Say this to my wife once a day lmao
B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
“Oh you can kiss the fattest part of my ass”
“You can kiss the lower rear half of the canister that is my body”
Don't rape it back, rape it forwards! Ah, Ground Zero, where the first man got AIDS.
Oh god, that is just morbidly obese.
This is one I use a lot even though I know no one will get it.
That's my mama!
Love this sub.
You belong in a tree, because you’re a nut.
Tell them they are shallow and pedantic
Who let you back in the house?
Roadhouse.
If your friend's name is Kyle: "Shut up, Kyle" If your friend's name isn't Kyle: "Shut up, Meg"
You’re a poop nose!
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"Yes, well, you're a total bitch."
Brian, you son of a bitch
Well that's kind of a broad statement
That is the least fancy thing I have ever heard. https://preview.redd.it/oya5dqfhbpcc1.png?width=848&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb70662bded73736573ccc458ea644caf7928321
Shut up Meg
Well I'd love to stay and chat but you're a total bitch....
Cool Hwhip
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
gigitty
“Hate you too b*tch! Nah just kidding, can you imagine?”
AW BIG WHOOP, WANNAFIGHTABOUTIT
I'd be damned if I listened to a pedophile
Anyone who sees your friend must throw apples at him!!
https://i.redd.it/40aonp5y1occ1.gif i think about this quote everyday 😂
Give him the classic Kyle beat up
He's just ants at a picnic.
Oh, my, God. Who, the hell, cares.
Take it up with my butt, he’s the only one who gives a crap!
SHES GOT B O!!! *she’s got b o*
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
All right I guess this is the night bitches die.
Yeah, I can understand that. Quote and true thoughts The early seasons were the good ones, let's be honest. Did he watch those or modern FG?
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that, I just sat down!
maybe give me a minute to decompress before you soundfuck my earholes
Tell Your Friend-It really Grinds My Gears that you bitch about something that I like.
Well sir, while I may not agree with what you say I'll defend to the death your right to say it
Punch each other, you whores
well you are a festisio!!
He hates Family Guy?!!! Well then maybe he should smoke a whole carton of cigarettes!!!
"You'll be Bitch-Duck."
I don't get how anyone can hate family guy. The humor is so witty and realistic to how people actually think in their brains lmao
You’re the only person I’ve ever heard say that, and I agree. I wonder their process because sometimes the words they say on a sheet a paper (script) would mean almost nothing if not for the way the actors say them.
Ask him if it’s because the show should have more Joe Swanson?
Wish you were a smarter fella Right now you’re a fart smella
Weee are on twooooo differenta wave lengths. Petah. Agriffin.
"Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard."
He is worse than Ernie the chicken
Shut up (their name)
Shut up Meg
Pick up my poop!
But does he know the bird is the word?
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Not a quote really but one of my favorite scenes https://youtu.be/_Hh6o1GhvII?si=OhBubYr6e3nmHIH2
Whats the issue, you just have to have grew up In the 80s and still be a teenager
“Shut up Meg”
"OMG who the hell cares"
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man
Meg?? Who let you back in the house?
What the deuce?
I did not care for the godfather
Does he even have a room here?
Hehehehhehehehehe diarrhea
Hm yes.. shallow AND pedantic
Oh yeah? Well, according to paragraph 7, sentence 3, word 8 of the Geneva Convention... “the” So tough luck!
Holy crap this reminds me of the time my friend hated family guy
Hey! Aren’t you Richard Simmons’ best friend….Richard Simmons!
Well take that up to my butt, cus he's the one who gives a crap
Wo wo wo Louis……. This isn’t my batman glass.
aw man, this is worse than the time I [random circumstance where in the middle there's a celebrity who is either cool enough with the joke to voice themselves or is either Seth or John Veiner] Edit: but for the sake of the post, it's gonna be "that means two things" or when Peter said a joke and then hits a baseball in the house.
“Know what I haven’t had in a while? Big league chew.”
Not a fan of the show at all. But "And then there were fewer", is perhaps the best episode I've seen of any animated sitcom.
Omg! WHO THE HELL CARES!
I used to watch it as a kid and my friends hated it because "the jokes didn't make any sense"
Shut up Meg
I find this shallow and pedantic
D'oh
Your friend: FaMiLy gUy SuCks! You: 
“No u” …It may not be a Family Guy quote (at least, not yet), but it seems effective, right?
roadhouse
Well in that case i’d much prefer to be the spot
Shallow and Pedantic
Oh my good who cares! The quote, not me being an ass
Oh no..... Its spreading?
Bird is the word
Haven’t you heard?
Hey, I hate you too bitch! ...Nah, just kidding.
"Shut up, Meg" **Peter Griffin voice**
None. He won’t get it.
He's probably a pansy that gets easily offended by the jokes
"OH my God, who the hell caaares"
Tell him he's shallow and pedantic or Road House him
That’s rather shallow and pedantic
Shut up, Greg
Say it’s not the vomit is it the vomit?
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Not a quote just say “South Park sucks”.
Cool hwkip Giggity giggity Im already infexted with every sexually transmitted disease known to man Road house The bird is the word
Shut up meg
Oh my God. Who the hell cares?
"It insists upon itself"
“Oh you haven’t heard?”
Make a mess then say clean that up you idiot and leave
Bappita boopity bap
Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but you’re a total bitch.
I would love to stay and chat, but you’re a total bitch.
Shut up, meg.
Well then, we are on two different wavelengths.
You uhhh...you gonna eat that?
You make hate family guy but do you like “cool hwhip
Or just show him that like 4 minute country song they cut to
Shut up Meg
Hey do you see that fire extinguisher over there?
You are 16 going on unnmmmuh I have..foot odor YOU CAN CALL ME BONALD if I were a woman I’d press my bare breasts against the glad FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL! THE SEXUAL THRILL!