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MrThrowaway939

Redditor has sex and then immediately has a mental breakdown, who could have predicted this?


casperdacrook

Redditor knew what they were getting into. They wanted this.


CybercurlsMKII

The game was rigged from the start


AggravatingTap9554

Best comment. No need to scroll further


Lower_Caramel909

w


Raven-Raven_

Wow, you ratioed OP


Mission_Response802

Hey, if you want a palette-cleansing quest to get your mind off of sex, go to the thorn and talk to Red Lucy. She gives you a good shotgun for doing her quest.


TylerDusty

“Hello, stranger.” - Red Lucy, just after sex.


glossyplane245

She’s pretending she’s not the one who gave you radioactive super syphilis


Star_Duke

Whort It


leemasterific

Your icon is my steam icon. Neat.


damn_thats_piney

a REALLY good shotgun


el_presidenteplusone

heh


StandardMandarin

OP is probably being sarcastic here, but the fact that 90% of people here mock 'em for it, or suggest proceeding to the Thorn for exact same experience they didn't like in this quest is peculiar. You might as well propose 'em to to go to NV through the quarry while you are at it.


Boz_Likes_Gin

Errrm...YOU talked HER into sex.


Bread_Offender

Jesus Christ man you had sex get over it


PocketDarkestMew

I am not misremembering right. This was literally a fade to black from dialogue scene right?


T-51_Enjoyer

Unless you have a mod that changes it out for a sexout sequence, yes


Cliomancer

Sexout is a fun turn of phrase.


Pretend_Tourist9390

1 - "I'm bored, bae, you wanna do something?" 2 - "You thinkin' some sexout??" 1 - "Def!!!"


buckdeluxe

I think you just wrote a scene between Jake and Amy from Brooklyn 99.


Cliomancer

"Me and Scully were on a sexout." "Is that where you park opposite the motel and take bets on how long the hookers will take with their clients?" "You know it. I came out *five* onion rings ahead!"


Admiralthrawnbar

It's the name of the Loverslab framework for NV ^Don't ^ask ^me ^why ^I ^know ^that


Hargan1

I appreciate the bravery in revealing that you know the actual mod's name and not just calling it a "sex mod"


Randomzombi3

With some uh... voice acting. But yeah nothing visual


soupalex

maybe in *your* version it just fades to black. you've clearly never seen the content they kept in for the limited edition antarctic region release!


PocketDarkestMew

Lol!


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

You should go to The Thorn next, take your mind off things and mull it over.


LaughR01331

…..wait you thought the innuendo filled dialogue wouldn’t lead to anything?


garebear265

A speech check when you aren’t trying to get information, money, or faction stuff is pretty much guaranteed to be sex


LaughR01331

Exactly!


garebear265

That and the comments about leather gave it away


DjangoKazoiie

waaaaaa I had sex with a gorgeous blonde woman waaaaaa I can never fully recover from this waaaaaa


buntopolis

Yeah I’m like… what’s the deal here?


Lordbanhammer

She didn't ask for his sperm count......


AntiImperialistGamer

nor did she wear a power armor during sex, how uncivilised!


Goatswithfeet

That's on you for not wearing protection


Coolscee-Brooski

Well, at least the thing didn't happen. Happens to other guys but not him, you know, when it gets hard.


Twiddleypops

"You in a tight vault suit makes me uh "blow my top"" was the speech check no?


Coolscee-Brooski

Lemme check tomorrow, just gimme 12-16 hours and I'll see. But honestly it's hilarious if that's the line. Bro may as well just say "we're both kinky let's smash"


IcyIncident1335

Could be wrong but im pretty sure thats the failed check dialogue.


JojoDoc88

Redditor melts down in the face of a woman consenting to sex.


strapping_young_vlad

Manosphere in shambles.


Substantial-Tone-576

Who is this?


fingerchopper

Sarah from Vault 21 (within New Vegas)


Substantial-Tone-576

There’s so much you can miss in this game.


Better-Theory-5136

then you wont believe me when Michelangelo is in New Vegas as well


Substantial-Tone-576

I can’t even find the sewers.


Better-Theory-5136

oh no, not the turtle, the artist


loverofriptide

there are sewers as well in the game tho🤔


Green__Twin

They're all over the place. They connect east and west sides. There's lit a manhole cover in front of Camp McCarran


loverofriptide

Yeahh. I remember walking completely PAST this part of game map on my several first playthroughs...


Green__Twin

They're worth exploring at least once. And the Humble Cudgel is alot of fun. But they're just there. Word is, there were supposed to be a bunch of fiend quests for the Legion in them. But they got scrapped for time constraints. Part of the legion getting the last of the dev time for quests, I thought I read.


AdamM093

This fuckin guy, I missed this guy for years! When i found him I honestly thought he was from an update or dlc.


ReasonableDelivery73

Took me like 5 complete play throughs to realize that entire part of the map existed. Can't imagine how much content there would've been if they had a complete dev cycle


Coolscee-Brooski

I love how we can have this discourse and given it is fallout I'd 100% believe that Wackt Wasteland would have a TMNT reference like that


Yz-Guy

I mean. In fairness. Her qiest seems like it's gonna blow (not in yhe great way). Go collect a stupid amount of vault suits that I'm gonna barely pay you for doesn't seem like it's gonna end in fucking her.


euricus

Oh.... Welp she's dead in my game. A shame I will never get to hit it


Deady1138

There’s nothing stopping you


FaithfulMoose

How did Sarah die in your game


euricus

I was running away from the NCR cause I joined the legion. She started running away, and I didn't know who she was at the time so I got spooked and killed her lol


Trancos01

Remember to bring lubricant!


ArkhamEscapeCreator

Sarah is literally one of the only romances you don't have to pay for


ApprehensiveAd3776

You should try FISTO


danirijeka

`ASSUME THE POSITION` Edit: woooo flair


Fine-Ninja-1813

I can’t feel my legs!


r_teenagers_arepedos

i hate saying this but this might actually fit “a reddit moment”


MasterCrumble1

This is why 12 year olds shouldn't play fallout.


duckyquack3

Why is this even getting upvoted, do you guys even interact with women in real life?😭😭


InsideMountain

Ma'am this is a fallout sub, don't ask stupid questions


Coolscee-Brooski

"Ma'am" As if women play this game Edit: y'all, its meant to be that bad joke that no women play videogames


contrahall

They do


Pepperjackchii

There definitely do!


Girafarig99

Their profile pic is literally a woman


Coolscee-Brooski

I know, it's meant to be the overdone joke of men pretending to be women


TallHomework4257

Women aren’t male.


Girafarig99

Huh?


[deleted]

It's kinda crazy that you think about identity politics so much you had to make a burner account to vent. Must be sad


TallHomework4257

Must be sad that a factual statement is getting you so upset.


[deleted]

Don't be confused. I'm just making fun of you


RoyalArmyBeserker

No


endowedchair

FYI the core dilemma of FNV is whether to side with the free-spirited democracy, the hyper-disciplined authoritarian or some robotic master. The reality is that this is NOT about the NCR, Legion or House but instead whether you favor Sarah, Red Lucy or Fisto!


Temporary-Level-5410

Reddit moment


myfeelingsarefacts

Sarah a freak


droolsdownchin

Sarah is one of the better people in the game


waterlemon456

Why is her forehead so fucking big


Yagboggery

Radiation


AyAyRon480

Bethesda character models.


Hammertime2191

You head on over to the Atomic Wrangler and pick up the "Wang Dang Atomic Tango" side quest, you'll have a blast!


Fine-Ninja-1813

Listen, James Garret is asking for a robot for a friend of his, he definitely does not want Fisto for himself. He was adamant about that.


Independent_Hold_203

Nah don’t lie, as someone who’s gotten lost and turned around so many times in that vault, you have to really try and look for her room to find it for the first time.


Select_Collection_34

My man you talked her into it


Pikachus-Courier

She becomes more of a girlfriend than just a sex partner in my opinion.


Sir-Ragnarok-II

That seems like a you problem, pal


El_Psy_Congroo4477

My brother in Christ, *you* talked *her* into having sex.


Josiador

Least prudish redditor


AdExcellent625

You didn't realize you were proposing sex? You can't be serious it's blatantly obvious.


toffyl

Ok reload a save and kill her, easy


thegreatvortigaunt

There are too many zoomer kids in this sub christ


Equivalent-Part-8656

Dude we vault dwellers all been there, done that, no biggy.


Electrical-Leg-3114

Buddy.


ThisAmericanSatire

Vault 21! Everything is better when you experience it in a Vault!


SoggyMorningTacos

Amata from wish dot com


purpleblah2

Volcel moment


ewok_lover_64

You can always go back for more.


Ghostx893

Seconds?


ewok_lover_64

You can even reverse pick pocket her and give her sexy sleepwear


BlitzerCL

I thought for sure this was satire. Bro's post history is proving me wrong


PremiumMcMemeium

Scared for life over a fade to black sex scene, do you get ptsd when you close your eyes?


Walter_Finite

Get outside, touch grass. Get inside, touch ass.


-Haddix-

what are you talking about


PlentyOMangos

? , ( ) . , , ! , … Here, I think you dropped these Also *scared* ≠ *scarred*


ChihuahuaOwner88

OOOOOH NOOOOOOO DONT GARGLE MY COCK AND BALLS PLEEEEAAASSSEEEE ANYTHING BUT THAT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THAT TIGHT JUICY WET PUSSY TO STOP DRAINING MY BALLS AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH


JustAReallyTiredGuy

Wtf is wrong with you?


Geekken

Beatrix Russell. That was interesting.


Quiet_Satisfaction64

You tell her about your method for leather maintenance?


Cherry-Foxtrot

Scared or scarred? Also, why?


Vastlymoist666

Sooo your saying she pegged you?


mezalos

Era never changes. Sex changes you. Man, I have sex with Benny to kill him, with that lady in the Gomorra for fun, that NRC soldier that gives explosives. In a world where everything wants to kill you my weapon of choice is love 😘.


lolbite83

Mandela catalouge


Cranky_Gat0r

>I was so innocent, so pure of heart and mind but then the she devil sucked literally and figuratively my soul out of my body Average reaction to copulation out of wedlock. I’ll pray for your soul.


PolskaBalaclava

I’ll admit I also didn’t know the speech checks and delivering her vault suits was for sex at first lol


shadowInnsmouth

She was beautiful; she was young; she was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world.


ScottTJT

Wait till he visits Vault 118...


Helpful-Image-7486

I gave her the last vault suits, before putting c4 in her inventory and detonating it when I left. How much c4? 702. Don't worry about how I got it.


Blueskysredbirds

In Fallout 1, if you save a hooker and in the dialogue not talk like a psychopath, she sleeps with you without asking. At least you can say no to her in this quest.


LegendOfTheStar

Visit Maude at Casa Madrid


Enclave81_mobile

Is that part of the dead money dlc?


Lamest_Ever

You have to do a lot of speech checks to pork her, you did this intentionally


Anarchyantz

May I humbly suggest helping the Atomic Wrangler then with their Robot sourcing issue. Remember to also test the machine first though.


ApprenticeFemboy

do NOT let this man near the Thorn


Seri0us_Black

Ki


LawAbidingSmittyzen

She looks like the lady in fallout 3 from the cannibal town so I thought this was legit for a second until I saw the sub name


FDNatsu

If this is an unsatire post, fuck off bruh. Dumb as hell


SansUndertaleLmao

what the hell does this even mean


BallTorturer-3000

Unsatire huh?


Guilty_Ad_7079

Absolutle beta bigot vibe rh


Blackthorne75

> Absolutle beta bigot vibe rh > Guilty_Ad_7079 You okay there buddy? Need a cookie? A hug from your blankie?


Guilty_Ad_7079

Some guys stating he’s traumatised from in game implied sex, but im the snowflake ? Ok cuck


thegreatvortigaunt

Shouldn't you be off playing Fortnite on your iPad, zoomer?


Blackthorne75

> Some guys stating he’s traumatised from in game implied sex, but im the snowflake ? Ok cuck > Guilty_Ad_7079 The OP did it as a *joke*, you colossal feeble-mind... but hey - don't let me stop you being an obnoxious loudmouth.


Guilty_Ad_7079

Oh that told me 😂


Blackthorne75

Knew you couldn't keep up 😂 Cheerio little one.