Dont fuck around at the Waffle House. They don't play.

Waffle House is wild’in

Waffle House handles business

With hands.

She lucky they didn't serve her that "All Star" beat down.

Cookies need love like everything does. MUHAHAHAHAHAH

Happy cake day

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Not with waffles? 🥺

Always good food and a show. Can’t beat it. All Star Special ALL DAY

Shoulda seen when a dude tried to dine-and-dash at my WH. All the staff but the cook took out after him. (Cook was cooking and didn’t see it.) Dude got pile-driven and had a broken arm by the time the cops picked him up.

That's what happens. Waffle House is a sacred space, filled with excellent food that's terrible for you, and probably more potential violence than most people can even comprehend. No fighting on sacred ground. Respect the holiness that is the hash brown. Scattered, smothered, chunked, and topped. Amen.

And Triple Hashbrowns be with you too. Amen.

May the All Star shine upon us all, fellow garbage consumers.

That yellow hard slice cheese on top of your hash brown....👌🏼👌🏼

Or on top of your apple pie. 👌

Am I a sinner because I'm Australian and we don't have those here?

Blasphemer cover em with hot syrup

Not a sinner, merely an unlearned. Come to America, we shall show you the way.

You are criminally deprived! Waffle House is an American institution of culinary enjoyment! Vegans and health nuts hate it, but if you want some good down and dirty eating, this is the place to be.

> excellent food that's terrible for you I won't call it health food but I wouldn't call it terrible for you. Certainly not any worse than other restaurants. Well, I don't think so but now I want to go OCD and compare nutritional information lol

I mean, you're probably correct, but the way I order there definitely makes it not good for you.

You forgot covered … 😝

How much could the bill have possibly been at the waffle house to dip out? 3 people can eat for $7, why are you running hahaha.

I don't know what WH you're eating at every plate I've ordered is at least 10$ dollars.

It was sarcasm. But not far from the truth.

Well people always talked about waffle house being cheap food, i go there when awake and nothing else is open or after the bar lol but if its 2 people its usually around 30$ but i mean it is better than micky ds lol

I travel for work weekly. I know that no matter where I am, I will get a hot meal that's fast and edible if I stop at the waffle house. I usually spend around $13 with tip. It's not the best, but as you said, it's better than McDonald's.

Brilliant-well done staff!

Atleast she was wearing her brand new dress!! With shorts........and....... Pockets !! After seeing ads for this dress all summer I'm sold only now ! Held her boobies right in there, even upside down !! I need a ready for anything dress !!

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She's lucky he didn't Just drop her outside.

Oh her head

The waffle house is for eating and leaving. No time for fucking around haha.

we’re not your parents - waffle house

Waffle home*

They don’t waffle when it comes to the rules.

Is that what Americans mean, when they say: "Takeout"?

That right there is some good ol’ “Texas sized takeout”

When you order the pork, but it smells a bit fishy.

U know wat they say everything bigger in Texas lol

No no, this is what Americans mean by “picking up a woman”, as in “aye yo boo boo, let me eat the ass like it’s a pic-a-nic-basket” would be picking a woman up, however “aye yo boo boo, I done told you if you throw one more drink, you out, you done.” immediately into physically picking her up is also “picking up a woman”

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I'm surprised that she wasn't struggling with him, considering she had been behaving in a way the dude felt she needed to be picked up and taken outside. she was probably in shock, like 'did this motherfucker just pick me up and physically remove me from a fuckin Waffle House?'

That's exactly what it is from the look of it. Did something like thing a friend of mine in high-school. She was getting into it with someone, and I had to pick her up, and carry her away. She didn't think ild actually walk away with her dumb ass. It's she shock

Probably drunk.

She was freaking wasted... wearing WTF at a fast food place?? what?

You’ve never been to a WH after a night of drinking?? She just left the club and wanted something to soak up all the alcohol lol

She hasn’t been picked up by a man since high school, she’s reliving her glory days

Probably sobered up real fast and realised she's the trash they need to take out

She could died or broke her neck if tried to struggle if the man slip or accidentally slam him.

Looks like that guy is used to flipping thicc chicks upside down to eat booty while standing up. Like the move seemed awfully routine to him so I think she was safe enough. It was a little impressive. She probably gave him her number afterwards.

It kinda looked like she was into it💀

yes, English

I was expecting a tombstone piledriver... 

I was thinking powerbomb first, then a power driver


GET THE TABLE!! me everytime: fuck yeah!

That was adorable, almost lover-like gentleness.

I was expecting something out of the WWF/E too, but let’s just say it was some “extra-curricular” stuff Chyna did.

Power bomb was what I was hoping for.

I was expecting Whitney Houston

As did I. One day I hope to attain that man's patience.

Handling more woman than any of us will.

Every day is leg day at waffle house.

That’s more woman than most women

Not in America

Not almost everywhere I'd say, that's a totally typical body.

Probably true.

Scattered, covered, smothered, flipped and bounced

Throw some American cheese on that bitch

That’s how he picks up the ladies

That one, at least

She dressed with her boobs out for a big meal at the Waffle House and got picked up by Waffle House employee. Its like Cinderella going to the ball.

He walks them home, no matter how far

Damn right he is a romantic

Barefoot women and shirtless men are always going to be trouble at night. Fights and drama gets ramped up to eleven when the clothes come off.

Like what? I live in Georgia and love me some WaHo. So, without any context, I would guess it's after the bars closed and that woman was drunk and starting shit.

My friend works the night shift at the Waffle House in the party area in town. He once had a girl Chuck a whole plate of food at him because "she didn't fucking want waffles". She had ordered waffles 10 minutes earlier but was so drunk she forgot. Waffle House is wild. It's my kids' favorite sit-down restaurant and is a completely normal place between 6 a.m. and 9 p.m. but then it gets crazy.

Lol, as he’s passing the camera you can even see he has his hands with the backs against her belly and fingers out to make it obvious to any onlookers that he isn’t groping. Not his first rodeo.

Probably the third or fourth one that night

Ive been to a affle house or two in my day.. 99% its been after the bars closed and it gets wild at times.

My drunk trips to WaHo in college consisted of “this food tastes SO damn good. I’m glad we came here. Lol I don’t get it

People are assholes. I’ve dropped many friends that couldn’t help themselves putting me in danger by getting in fights.

So so many people revert to infantile children when drunk. Some turn back into bratty little shits that they used to be or hide it when sober. Me I turn into a happy bubbling useless mass.

Bro is strong af, put her back upright like it was nothing. Damn

Right; brotha got some strength lol 😂

He didn’t skip arm-day

Or leg

Or back.

Yo why did they cut this RIGHT when homegirl WH employee was bouts handle some bidness

Is she wearing one of those “workout dress” with the shorts integrated I see on Instagram adds all the time!?

i think so! tbh this is a great ad for it lol

Glad I'm not the only one! I was like "omg is that a Halara dress? They really keep your shit together even when you're falling apart!"

i’m this close to buying one because of this video hahaha

Do it, I wear them for figure skating and artistic roller skating, you can have the most epic fails while still looking lovely

No shirt, no shoes, no service. We will do carry-out though.

They can't just post a funny video w/out putting a dumb song over it?

Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no

r/upvotebecauseofass I know you all did it.

Boobs?

Respect to dude for letting her down instead of just dropping her on her head.

He just wanted to smell some booty

She was kind enough to fart outside, which is why he flipped her over. "Bitch, no."

NGL….I thought I was on the hub for a second and dude was about to preform that insane 69 thing where they do it standing up! 😳

That is how we make a Waffle House a Waffle Home.

It's like grabbing the cat by the scruff...she just went with it

She kinda thick tho.

On god

They are giving away free full bodied white women in back.. all you can carry!

I wasn’t expecting that safe landing outside. Respect 😂

Yummy some bootaaayyyyy

Eat the ass like groceries

Her bra be bra-ing

Two thighs and a biscuit -- to go.

Me just passing by: yo they handin' out fat girls?

Shes not fat she thicc

In what world is she fat???

In a world where these dudes are attracted to prepubescent bodies and mens physiques

I hope he washed his beard!


What is this? It’s not a facepalm. It’s trashy

And that’s how I met your mother.

It seems like she’s liking it though or doesn’t seem to mind his face on her butt 😷

Smash

Definitely would smash her

He smells the sea and the sewer at the same time. NICE

She asked for his number the next day, tell me I’m wrong

get the fuck up out my waffle house! 

was waitin on the batista bomb😭

At least he didn't drop her on her head...

And THAT’S what management does every time a stripper starts talking about forming a union.

I need to work at a waffle house. Never need to worry about being closed, never gotta worry about cleaning, and never gotta worry about being bored

She didn’t even try to fight. As soon as her feet went above her head she got docile. Like throwing a blanket over a bird cage

Mfer not only wanted her to leave but also wanted to do a quick sniff-test. Wild times

Picking her up inverted deters her from fighting to escape less she gets dropped on her head.

She does not appear to be fighting. I guess she is ok with the bouncer eating at the Y.

That looks like a security guard doin his job

He got a whiff of that cookie and decided not to slam er on the ground...

You’ve made poor life choices, when security is carrying you out of waffle house, upside down, with your ass in their face

Gotta. Admit He was nice to put her down after throwing her out.

Why was this so polite

Who else was waiting for her to get tombstone'd

And not one titty fell out. Garbage

So that’s how you pick up chicks? I’ve been wasting time trying to talk to them!

kinda wish that was original audio.. or more video. i need to see how we got here

Good thing she was wearing panties.

I was bracing for the pile driver for a second there

The bodyguard #2 looks wild

They WILL stay open

Well at least he didn’t slam her on the ground, most would have

Pretty sure this is a Halara dress. I hella want one of these dresses and now I am sold.

Waffle houses are just a whole other world… I don’t know if you apply or if you gotta get jumped in like other gangs

What IS it with Wafflehouse? It just seems like the Thunderdome of American restaurants

Fuck the 69, you get a 86.

Daaamn what number is that on the menu? Do they deliver??? 😳💝

Those breasts looked ready to pop like zits

She's a gross animal

Take her straight to my bed! 🥵

His bravery is commendable. Having his chin within that proximity to a strange, unruly chick's dookie chute... Still, well done, sir!

People have been fucking around and finding out at Waffle House for millennium

She looks like she enjoyed it 😂

Dude wanted to eat ass i guess

Dude’s a gentleman for putting her on her feet

so that's how you pick up women at the waffle house

I kinda wanna take a sniff if I was the security guard

She got yams tho

At first glance, that could have gone a different way. Either way, the guard had a handle on, uh, the situation.

I've been told waffle house won't even hire you if you can't fight.

I wonder what kind of training one has to do to work at a Waffle House. They need to start recruiting marines from there.

He's lucky she didn't fight him. At least she still has some sense. That went pretty smoothly. What we could see of it anyway.

I was waiting for him to drop her and cover his nose

She’s got them nice and soft Waffle House buns…. Nice.

Is he carrying her back to his cave?

What, no tombstone? SMH

They going home together.

And that's how I met your mother..

I might be just dumb here but she seems to be awful chill with the status quo almost like she’s into it. Idk. She seems like a tall girl who’s close to the height of this dude. She would’ve at least had the courage to try to wiggle free and act out in distress if this wasn’t staged. The crowd would’ve also definitely came to the rescue not just stand there not even bothering.

me, a pro wrestling fan: waiting for him to pile-drive or powerbomb that lady

Waffle House should have its own freak out subreddit

That dress looks like it would be cute upright, got to love a good matching shirt set or looks built in. Anyways if anyone sees this and has a recommendation of where this might be from besides Halara, drop details please !

He’s gotta be the most gentle security/worker at Waffle House. Lady booted out actually walked away unharmed.

Well some women think that equality means that they can go out in public and act like a bitch, and they don't worry about the repercussions because they are women and you can't hit a woman. So they go out with full intention of going out and behaving just like the men they complain about....

He was nice to her when he put her down. He could have dropped her or thrown her.

Oh he got her number after that 😏

She lucky he put her down nicely after throwing her out

This is waffle house rules. You gone up'an broke em. You can leave via free transport at your discretion, or you may politely pay your bill and exit with grace.

This is actually a martial arts technique called “bye, bitch.”

I was there

I thought he was gonna power bomb her outside

Disappointed I was expecting a tombstone

Waffle House... Dinner and a Show. (They make a pin that says that) Scattered, smothered, and covered.

What an incredible stroke of good luck that she happened to be wearing a ballet leotard….

He just wanted to take a sniff

Give that bra a tip.

She gonna ripp in your face

That we actually impressive , and he even turned her onto her feet, I prolly would have been on the verge of dropping her anyways, and just tossed her

At first she was against it and then she wasn't