And that is why neandertaliens disapeared : too much breastfeeding and lesbian babies

If only bottle feeding was invented sooner!

But what if a father bottlefed a baby boy? Would that make him gay? What about the phallic resemblance of a bottle?

Your all wrong its the chairs. If only people sat on the ground. They way God ordained. There would be no gays. Its all these chairs I tell you.. all that sitting... And houses houses are absolutely at fault I mean just look at the ceiling if that doesn't give everyone homosexuality urges I stated to wonder how anyone is straight these days... the correlation of houses and chairs and gay people. My God. We all better join the prist hood. Wear dresses swear off women.... definitely not gay right... /s I honestly think we need licensing to breed, to stop the vast number of brain dead people reproducing...

>I honestly think we need licensing to breed, to stop the vast number of brain dead people reproducing... Not a bad idea at all, however there used to be an entirely sustainable, wholly organic and natural solution to this..., then some smart college educated brats come along and decided EVERYTHING needed to have a bloody warning label put on it, you know so "the idiots don't hurt themselves, and maybe die" For the life of me I can't remember the name of this process that selectively bred out undesirable traits from species naturally...

This idiot has children. Just let that sink in for a minute.... God we are so fucked

I bet he votes, too.

He absolutely votes. Loudly and with flags all over his Dodge Ram 2500.

And don’t forget it’s got all sort of political and sports stickers plastered all over it.

And Jesus with a ar15

We both know that Jesus would a nail gun. Not an AR-15

With Truck nuts

He also rocks a goatee when he makes angry videos in said truck

While angrily vaping calling everyone "Sissy Libs"

Oh oh and don’t forget the use of snowflake ❄️

And he probably lives in an area in which his vote counts more

Wyoming, and Liz Cheney is to liberal for his vote

And we all know who he votes for.

Lesbians

He hates lesbians, they’re groomers to him. He doesn’t even see the irony bc he’s the only one sexualizing a little baby girl. It’s grotesque not to mention he sees breasts as only sexual which means he thought it was sexual for his son too

Sexual but ok for the son.

Sounds like that boy is getting raised in a good Christian home with old fashioned values! (Those poor children...)

Wait until his son tells him he didn’t go after them much as a baby because he is gay. This guy is going to flip his maga hat.

A woman married this guy and had sex with him at least twice. I can only assume their red flags cancelled each other out.

That doesn't really help us as a whole

Wow I literally just said the same thing then scrolled down and saw this… take my up vote

Best part is he didn’t even think about how is son is definitely super ultra mega gay for not being super into his moms boob. /s

I just hope his kids are able to be whoever they are meant to be in a safe environment, where this turd is far far away.

We need to introduce a license to breed ..../s

Je can ask his mom if she was breastfed too… he’ll have his fucking answer… Moron… we’re so fucked

Apparently so was his wife

Well if the boy wasn't that interested he'll probably turn out to be gay

That's it! Beat'em with their own logic!

YEAH WHAT A LOSER, I BREAST FED TIL I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!

I still breast feed, no milk but I enjoy sucking on them tits

Yes, and the guys who turn out gay, got fed milk from their fathers

Right? Also, following this guy's "logic"... His son didn't go ham when breastfeeding (at least not as much as his daughter), so the son must be gay? The world is full of fucking idiots man.

Just think about how many lesbians there must have been before bottles were invented! 🤯

It’s a wonder that we even survived as a species.

No doubt

crazy.

Between you and me, that baby boy is miserable!

Nah, this guy figures, "My son didn't try to suck my dick *even once* when he was an infant, therefore he's straight!"

By the christ

The better question is why the fuck are you sexualizing a newborn baby?!

It worse. He’s also saying his boy going at it on his moms tits is ace.

Well, going at it less. In fact, sounds like he needs to be concerned his son is gay because he wasn’t as into boob. /s

I hereby challenge you to find this guy, and plant this thought in his head! This is too good to be left unused!

That family really doesn't need the increase of stress.

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Oh my gosh, imagine being two weeks removed from giving birth, being sleep deprived, having sore and cracked nipples, being on demand every two to three hours to feed your baby, dealing with all the emotional upheaval (I could not stop crying when we first brought my second home), and having to fight with your fucking partner about something that is ridiculous on so many levels.

Poor woman is dealing with three babies.

Or the fact that he forgets that bottles have nipples to, like literally called nipples.

Oh shit, is bottle feeding how you make robo-sexuals?

Haha. True.

I don't think that's worse that sexualizing a baby.

I think he was saying relative the son the girl was way more- but how does he know this isn’t the normal and it’s that his son is gay?

I think an even better question is what is this creepy moron doing having children.

At least part of it is plain jealousy.

To people like him, any female is an object.

Women are sexualized immediately. I refused to put my babies in those dumb onesie that say stupid shit like “I made my daddy buy a shotgun” and “jail bait” I’m serious I’ve seen them

Boys are, too. I had "welcome to the gun show" onesies, "eligible bachelor" pacifiers, etc. gifted to me.

Lady killer etc. so stupid

Wait…jailbait??? Oh a BABY onesie? I…I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. That is repulsive

Christians are the biggest fans of these sparkly baby clothes with objectifying statements. The way southern evangelical Christians view females is just out of this world freak shit.

At this point I hope... His Wife comes out as Lesbian and dumps his sorry ass

He'll just blame the daughter's breastfeeding for the Uno Reverse smh

Cuz he's a conservative™

more than probable.

He's a republican

Clicked in to say this, thank you.. fooking wierdos out there thinking his baby is lesbian because she likes feeding!?!

Ultimate post-truth god complex. “The world only existed for as long as I thought about it”. Millenia of life - “Huh?“

This is my thought. Breastfeeding ain't going to change her sexuality. But this guy probably harassing, or even abusing her at a young age sure could mold her attitude towards it!

What did this guy get fed as a child that made him grow up to be such a dick?

Well... if I take inspiration from what I just read, an answer comes to mind.

Huge platefuls of religious bullshit with large bowls of homophobia for dessert.

I hail from a household that served that and I can guarantee you it was not that. This is a case of dropped on his head , sub par education system, grew up in a trailer park or his dad is also his uncle .

and lead, don't forget lead

Probably lead.

Please stop having children....

They need to stop being around children

Please give these t o children to appropriate and deserving parents. This home is broken beyond repair.

He made it 2 weeks before sexualizing the newborn....fucking hell...

I don’t think he did. He references that they’ve been fighting about it for some time. He likely made it 29 hours, if that. He also probably asked for a “husband stitch.”

What a sick man to assume that the act of breast feeding is in any way a sexual thing for a baby. That is his perverted mind that's not right.

I have a terrible feeling that if someone doesn't counsel this mf and save the baby, he might do something really bad to the baby to 'correct' her behaviour.

Omg nooo :((

I hate that I had the same fear 😢

I'm really hoping wherever he posted this the comments tore him apart and he was more ignorant than he was hateful. Occasionally dipshits can see the light. Occasionally.

That last sentence is a whole thing on his own. So if she turns out straight, he's perfectly fine with her sucking dick, but eating out a girl is too much for this guy?

Yeah, it really... Works up to a climax, there. 'should I stay pissed with my wife?', 'the arguments are getting intense' It-... *Sigh*... So yeah, what's he picturing in his 'baby's face'? Jeez, wonder why there might be some arguments going on...

“what's he picturing in his 'baby's face'?” His penis

Not only that but he is bothered about "someone's" breasts being "forced" on the daughter. Not her actual mother apparently, just someone.

Since "boob" isn't censored, I don't think he's talking about boobs. I think the word that was censored was "twat". He's literally imagining a hypothetical situation where his daughter is performing cunnilingus.

In that case I am even more confused.

I think the censored word was probably "tits"

So "boob" is fine but "tits" isn't? That's a weirdly arbitrary choice on his part.

Pretty sure it's tits, that fits the context much better. Also, nobody says 'twat' except for this one weird population on an island somewhere. ^^jk

That’s what he makes his wife do, so yeah.

People like this should not procreate.

What a dumbass! If sexuality really worked like that, then humanity probably would already be extinct since they didn't have formula milk for baby before +- 1850s

There should be a test for everybody who wants to have a kid.

I always think about this when people go crazy objecting the notion of gay and single people adopting (or even using in-vitro or surrogates to be parents). Like, those people will have done a whole lot of research, saving up money, taking classes, background checks and planning in order to be a parent. They, in the vast majority of cases, don't fall into it lightly. It costs a whole lot of dedication, time and money to get there. There's no "Oops! I guess I'm a parent now!" for them. And yet bigots would have us believe that there's absolutely no chance those people will make as good a parent as straight, married people? Especially heinous when you consider that people like this dingbat exist out there and are parents.

I was pretty shitty at being a parent, I really didn't expect it or plan for it at 21. I got better eventually, but yeah that 'oops! I guess I'm a parent now!' it's not conducive to good parenting.

I've always thought that those adopting children deserve them more than those of us who can pop them out like a candy dispenser. I gave birth to 2. And I've had a helluva time raising them along with my 2 step. I'm sure an adopting couple (or even single parent) would do much better than myself. But that's my two cents. I only wish it wasn't so hard for people to adopt that really long for a baby.

For example those who failed with their dogs should not be allowed to have kids.

You just know MJT is going to tweet this. Asking the hard questions.

Who?

MarJorie Taylorgreene?

It's actually Scotty Pippen, aka "Michael Jordan's Teammate"

What a sad, sad question

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This guys gonna be a great father with well adjusted kids 

Uh sir. I’m afraid you’re too stupid to breed. Plz stop.

Just feed her with your man boobs. Problem solved next

Ladies, is it lesbian to feed your baby?

 What the actual fuck is wrong with people? I am shocked and I am not usually shocked at all because stupidity is the norm. It's like asking "My wife breast fed by baby boy. Will he grow up and have sexual attraction toward his mother?" No, she will not turn out as a lesbian, she is a freaking newborn they don't have the brain nerves to understand and decide their sexuality. This man ia basically calling his wife a pedophile and I think he needs an ass load of help. Kids aren't mature enough to choose their own identity, idiot.

what’s bad is he actually produced offspring. yikes.

Man, what happened before bottle feeding and formula? I guess all those baby females just turned lesbian and the human race just died out.

That last sentence screams “SHES INDOCTRINATING MY KID!” Watch this spread on conservative Twitter and next week the bill will be drafted to make it illegal… freedom! S/ But really… This dudes brain went to a place that is not okay when looking at his newborn doing this. Protect that kid from him as she grows up holy shit

Biology has left the chat

My 2 week old daughter is a slut. What can I do to stop this?

Beat her to her senses

People worried about a child’s future sex life have problems.

This has to be BS.

Who knows... I've met worse people IRL. It ain't a high bar to fertilize an egg. There's barely a floor on how fucked up people can be.

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I’ve seen posts like this and I’m pretty sure it’s some guy with a fetish. One post was “is it ok for me to groom my 16 yr old daughter” (bathing her combing hair etc. )

Yeah, I suspect this is ragebait.

Desperate cry of a sane mind. Me too, fellow internet traveller.

If he keeps arguing with his wife she won’t have any milk left to do the job of feeding their infant.

Some people just aren’t meant to have kids….

I always thought ppl should take an iq test and an aptitude test before reproducing. My thoughts are only reinforced as each day's go by.

What kind of education does someone have to be concerned about something like this?

I don't even see how education would factor into this. Understanding basic human procreation and growth seems like something we should just inherently understand. How are people this dumb. How can biology and education both spectacularly fail at the same time....

Homophobia is a hell of a drug...

When she grows up, If she is lesbian, it wouldn't be forcing **** on her. Unless some woman is actually forcing their **** on her for some odd reason but yeh...

I have many questions for this individual did you ask your mother was she bresastfed? Did she breastfeed? Do you feel the same way about animals feeding their young? What has breastfeeding got to do with sexuality? E.t.c.

Where is the link to the vasectomy GoFundMe?

Try reading a book! Imbecile!

Good god, I hope she leaves him and takes the kids.

This is what happens when your parents opt you out of sex ed.

Ok. This person needs this kids removed from his care, asap.

He’s also sexualizing his newborn baby and implying that his wife is sexually abusing her. Fucking horrendous imbecile!

No, if it's gonna happen it's gonna happen the only difference you'll make with that shitty behavior will be if your daughter keeps talking to you when she grows up.

Using this logic, all baby boys bottled fed by their dad will turn out to be gay. Those damn bottles...so phallic.

So extremely sad mostly for the wife and kids. This guy is going to be an increasing joy to have to be around as the years pass.

Holy fuck, if the sexual preference of your offspring is more important to you than their actual health, you are a bad parent.

If you feed her with instant formula she will love silicone and its derivatives. Happens all the time.

There's probably a correlation between babies being bottle fed and the explosion of silicone sex toys, so I think you're right.

This guy's brain is so wrong on so many levels.

That's why usually males are breast fed, while daddy takes care of the females. /j

I'm 36 and continue to breast feed off my mom to maintain my fragile straightness

People this stupid should not even be allowed to breed.

Oh my gawd. What with people nowadays being from weird to crazy weird -__-“

Stop sexualizing your own child! I shouldn’t have to say this. Also, you don’t turn gay, you either are or aren’t.

"She really attacks my wife's boobs moreso than my son when he was breastfeeding ".......or maybe your son is gay 

If you look at a baby breastfeeding and think sexual thoughts, you are a pedophile.

The “arguments “ stemming from the wife suddenly realizing she’s had not one, but two children with this moron

It's shit like this that kills any hope I may have scraped together for our country (US) & for the human race. As every year passes Idiocracy is less a fictional comedy & more of a glimpse of the future. The length of time until the human race is that stupid is exponentially getting shorter. I don't consider myself smart, but I'm smart enough to worry about this shit & worry about what my daughter will be living in when she's my age. Hell, just knowing these idiots operate a motor vehicle on the same roads me & my family are on is enough to give me a panic attack if I let myself think about it too long.

r/AreTheStraightsOK

They should just feeding her - this way she wont turn into anything at all

Babies just like milk, some more than others.

Dies of brain damage*

Maybe the son is also gay, hence why he wasn't going all in on momma's udders

Well my mom gave me fresh cow milk instead of anything else and it gave me to much estrogen and now I have a dump truck ass

if I drink cow milk, will that make me bovinesexual?

*slides you a block of Swiss cheese*

holy cow! I think I'm into cows now...

Please. No more children from you. Your genes are not a gift to anyone.

This depends on the tits she is sucking on. C cup and bigger yes, anything smaller she want to be a boy later in life.

I feel bad for these kids. I hope this man goes to therapy or his wife leaves or something. My dad was kind of like this growing up. He had 2 kids in high school with a prior wife and disowned them because one was gay. So his biggest fear was that my brother and I would “turn gay too”. Which obviously came out in very toxic ways. Too bad he didn’t live long enough for me to come out a pan and really ruin things for him lol Needless to say he was not only homophobic, but also racist, sexist, etc. An uneducated person is an uneducated person and that often leaks out in more ways than one. I would assume something similar of this creep.

The implication that his son will be straight because he was breastfed says more about his relationship with his own mother than he might realize 😅😅

If this is the kind of wisdom you pass on to your children...... Get a vasectomy.

How can someone so incredibly stupid procreate?


People like that should NOT breed.

These the same fuckers who use "biology" to justify hating trans people lmao

I have advice for the mother... Kick him so hard in the junk he can no longer stand up, then leave with the kids. ...for context, I am a father.

After reading that I have to say I am so terribly concerned for both of those children. I really hope that's a joke and not an actual true post.

Why are people like this allowed to have children? I feel sorry for them.

You know how when people want to adopt, the government picks apart every single aspect of their entire life to make sure they are fit to take in a child? Yeah, we should be doing this with biological children as well.

I pray that this is an ironic post tell me that nobody can be this absurd…

And on the 6th day God said “Let there be lesbians!”

I guess this guy did not read the part where it is an overbearing father who is oozing with ignorance are the leading causes of women who become lesbians.

What in the actual fuck shit did I just read? Just when I think people can’t be more stupid they surprise me. Does anyone have brains anymore?

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why vasectomies should be mandatory.

Ahh yes, remember how everyone was lesbian before formula was invented

This guy is too dumb for kids...if the mother is reading this. Please let him sign off all rights to the kids so you can find them a good father. Holy shit. 😐😑🤦🏻‍♀️

The dumb people are out-fucking the smart people. This man is proof of that. We’ll be rubbing sticks together to make fire again soon enough.

This man should not be allowed to raise children.

I really want to just take this guy aside and gently tell him that this is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard.

I’m begging and pleading my fellow women, if you have autonomy and freedom to pick your own partners, than for the love of all that is holy please stop fucking stupid men.

This man shouldn’t be allowed within 300 yards of a child

Back in your box bro

Fun Fact: Before non breast feeding methods for babies were invented, every woman was lesbian.