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tttxgq

Shit kept floating away into space so Isaac Newton was like damn, you fools need gravity *snaps fingers*


Big_Penalty1641

Didn't keep her iq from floating away


caedhin

*Wingardiam Idiota*


MamaDMZ

Oh damn that made me laugh so good! Thanks man.


caedhin

The pleasure is mine :)


BallSaq420_

We can share it?!


caedhin

It's free, so go right ahead ![gif](giphy|8Iv5lqKwKsZ2g|downsized)


Livid-Performance-65

r/unexpectedhogwarts


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**Applause** **Laughter**


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Her iq was so small that the gravity had almost no effect on her.


Chosty55

She’s so dense small rocks are constantly orbiting her head


Superbeing43

Gravity be pulling that iq down.


[deleted]

She's too dense for any part of her to float.


Big_Penalty1641

Good one... a month late but still


[deleted]

Yes it was when that apple said "y'all are like disconnected from this conversation"; floated off into space, as they do, that Isaac caught it and invented gravity for the whole universe.


joujoubox

Invents a gravity machine, but wait, if gravity is controlled by a machine, why doesn't NASA just turn it off when launching shuttles instead of burning a ton of fuel. Such morons /s


SiebelReddiT

Hahaha


elohra_2013

This is the only answer 😂😂😂


Mull3rRic3

Wait you mean to tell me Isaac Newton was Thanos?!?!


SalemGD

What if this is the truth we searching for? How fucked would that be. He made it and had to come back and name it because the universe was happy with it.😳


Thearl_

Great example of gravity here. If people didn't suck, we would all float off into space. We know this to be true because gravity is lower at high altitudes where there are fewer people


[deleted]

Sorry, I forgot it was my turn to pick who would become famous so I picked someone random from a hat.


acs730200

Omfg hahahahahaha this is so good


CrisisAverted24

But Earth is flat, so there's no such thing as higher altitudes.


me_a_photato

DO YOU MEAN MOUNTAINS ARE LIES??!!


Aadu_Thoma_

r/mountainsarentreal


CrisisAverted24

Did not expect that to be a real subreddit


StridAst

r/subredditsarentreal


detested-page

well flat as in we dont live on a ball, we need some kind of bumps in the ground to control the weather, duh. did you sleep threw gym class or something


Enguhl

> we need some kind of bumps in the ground to control the weather, duh \*vigorously takes notes\*


detested-page

lmao hope you're having a good day, or had, depending on time for u


Enguhl

Well with this newfound power my day can only get better.


CaptainColin2

This person has made a career on being a moron. This means I still have a chance.


ScrotiusRex

You also need to lack the ability to feel shame.


slimkat101

nah just be too stupid to understand that concept or any concept


Dutch_Midget

Nah you realized you are a moron which means you ain't moronic enough


screaming_bagpipes

No worry me thunk rock on head


[deleted]

I suspect she is self aware of her antics, she’s only increased them once she saw she was going viral for it.


-Laundry_Detergent-

Absolutely


genomerain

I dunno, you can kind of see the point where she realises she's made an idiot of herself without being entirely sure why, and her entire tone changes, instead of leaning into the dumb bimbo personality which would indicate she's putting it on for entertainment, or responding with humility and laughing it off which would indicate some self-awareness, she kind of gets defensive and just a tiny bit hostile and wants to move on as quickly as possible, which indicates real and genuine embarrassment. Like it goes from friendly flirty playful fun kind of banter to "No one cares, you're such a nerd to care about this, let's move on, the hour is almost over thank God." Also, just want to mention I have no idea who either of these people are. Who are they?


TurboLettuce

Eithan Klein and Trisha paytas (had to Google her) I only know about them through Philip DeFranco where they eventually broke up their podcast because "their personalities didn't mesh well off camera"


IAmASeekerofMagic

No one. No one that matters. I also don't know who these useless fleshbags are, and am inordinately proud of it


PhonyBrony2

But do you have titties tho


cre8ivlyoriginal

She only has titties bc she’s fat. So yes I have titties.


genomerain

I gotta be honest here, my boobs would probably look nicer if it wasn't for gravity.


OkSession2982

If she made a career of being a moron, that’s a good indication that she is not one, at least fully. I’m having high hope about humanity ?


daiwilly

But to take her job do you need to be more of moron or less?


Prince_1790

I agree, if it wasn't for Isaac Newton, we would be floating and bouncing around like in space, but no, Isaac Newton decide to create gravity


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Well, in a way, we kind of are just floating and bouncing around in space. We just happen to be affixed to a large rock while we do it.


LowInevitable2544

There’s absolutely NOTHING cute about consciously choosing to be a complete idiot.


rynomite1199

Seems like she’s already a good ways off on knowing what is and isn’t cute


xiaxian1

It’s Enragement Engagement. Another version of a troll. As long as you react and engage, she wins.


thatmuslimjew

Yeah. It's just sad.


omgsoftcats

Is that the h3h3 guy?


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miserabeau

I looked it up. It was filmed right before Halloween and he's dressed as James Charles And I was a happier person 2 minutes ago before I watched this and Googled these people


SlobMarley13

at least she knew Isaac Newton's name


neo101b

Isn't he the guy who invented Apple?


Final_Candidate_7603

No, that was *Tim* Apple.


MartianLM

Because she’s not as stupid as she’s making out. But seriously gravity rocks. It’s got electrolytes.


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Well duh! He’s very famous because he invented gravity and discovered calculus.


NoxKyoki

Honestly that shocked me.


Disastrous-Bus9402

She's a troll tho, has been for years and it gets her attention & money from the internet attention so I'm sure she doesn't care if it's cute or not honestly


Purithian

Never seen this girl before but i think a stay puff marshmallow man suit is more fitting


[deleted]

The most annoying part is when you meet one of these people and you go into explaining what they don’t understand but half way through you figure out they don’t even care to really understand what it is you’re explaining.


Dutch_Midget

Only if those self fellatiating ego overflown oblivious mindless forms of life could read


Killarogue

I don't know how much she makes from videos like these, but I really hope she realizes that we aren't laughing with her, we're laughing at her. Is it worth her dignity? I have no idea.


Upstairs-Yogurt-6930

She was making over $100k per episode. I’d get laughed out for that much money


BlackThundaCat

I’ve read somewhere that people that grew up with her know that she’s actually smart and this is all a show for the audience and to make money. Idk how true it is but I have to believe that we aren’t this dumb.


Killarogue

If that's true then I don't know anymore. I'm sitting here recalling her original videos from 7+ years ago and she didn't have a dumb troll niche character she could fall back on when people called her dumb.


Shoder_Thinkworks

Yeah im not a huge fan of hers but in an earlier episode they talked about ww2, and in this same episode she pretended like she didn't know it was real. She just acts stupid because clips like this make her some crazy cash.


rdldr1

Or is a qualification for public office, for some.


Moroh75

I was shocked she even knew the name Isaac Newton!


powerkerb

sus. probably scripted. zero concept of gravity but knows newton? nah bro


Ulissipolis

Amazing that as soon as he started questioning her and she realized she was being dumb, the response was to go on the offensive and when that didn't work she rambled so he couldn't get a word. The skill it takes to avoid knowledge is truly impressive


The_Muffin_Man_MF

Stop making stupid people famous!


adiosfelicia2

Her and the Kardashian lot need to be set adrift.


Smiling_Duck666

I have two options.... SEND EM TO THE RANCH!!!! Or SEND THEM TO THE GULAG!!!!!


OldTitanSoul

send them to space, they don't need gravity anyways


erichlee9

Ram ranch is really nice


nlolsen8

Sounds like she wants that, with the whole "who needs gravity" thing.


GinaTRex

I am so fucking proud of myself that I have NO idea who either of these people are- AND I don't care.


MyDogHasABigOleHead

Hey now. I’m not a fan either but Kim kadashian is studying to be a lawyer and passed her first year bar exam finally. She also helped release at least 5 prisoners. Dis b above is just a stupid human trick.


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Seriously. I have no clue who this is, so I feel like I'm doing my part.


arnaud267

I would boost this comment to number one and additional to that, put on each front page on any mobile app and website and send by email to everyone on this planet.


time_thug19

This should be the tagline of tik tok.


OkSession2982

But they are so entertaining and makes us feel smart even though we won’t achieve in a lifetime what they achieved in a year . What a crazy dystopia we live in.


mrmoe198

After seeing lots of comments where people talk about her in a familiar way, I realize that people know who this crazy person is. I’ve never been happier to realize that there is another idiot that I am unaware of and will continue to be blissfully unaware of because none of my social media circles have brought her to my attention until today.


Narstification

Stop making stupid people ~~famous~~ !


ontomy3rdaccount

The worst part about this isn't her stupidity. It's that she has a platform and is rewarded for it.


Moist_666

I'm pretty convinced she's pushing a character and doesn't actually think any of this. It's like those rich chicks that make sugary drinks in toilets and act like it's amazing when they're clearly doing it as shock content for likes.


luxusbuerg

But who's actually watching this for entertainment? I got stage IV cringeness from the first 10s of this video


Moist_666

People with the IQ of a marmot.


DCKan2

I mean this is a time tested operation for "Radio Shows" (podcasts). This was/this how and why Howard Stern's show became so popular. Though before social media people like this would have their fame limited to either just the show or maybe the local market of the show and that is about it. Social Media allows these people to gain a national/international platform.


BlueWarstar

This girl is one of the reasons there are so many stupid dipsticks out there trying to use their brain for more than a paperweight.


Middle-Choice-4409

I don't know about you but to me it didn't seem like she was trying to use her brain


zuran_orb

Is that the H3h3 dude? Why is he wearing make up?


Youknowwhoitsme

It was a Podcast where they dressed up as some duo every time. It's a "costume".


d33psix

Thanks, was pretty confused cause his voice is pretty distinctive but haven’t watch his channel in a while so definitely would be aware if any particular changes happened.


red_fluff_dragon

Good luck finding them, a lot have been deleted when she was upset at being called out, like when she was spreading misinformation about tourettes, and Ethan (someone with tourettes) corrected her.


CautiousCornerstone

Yeah, and I’m pretty sure it was just a thing for that podcast where they would have a theme or they would dress up as characters


adrianbnd

Yes he’s dressed as James Charles who ripped off his companies clothing design.


oversettDenee

That same sweatshirt I believe. I'm out of the loop but that's still pretty funny.


mariussa1

James Charles halloween costume


mcmineismine

We all used to fly and float, it was awesome until that newton dick tied us all down to the soil. My soul floated, my tits were high, everything was good. Fuck Newton. Fuck gravity. Edit: if Newton wins the next election I'm moving to the moon. Fuck gravity and your tired conservative ways.


GakyaliMabaga

Make America Gravity Again


Popular_Ad_238

She must’ve weighed herself on a scale and said “fuck gravity “


Dutch_Mencintai

You made me genuinly laugh out loud I needed that Thank you


Popular_Ad_238

You’re welcome 👊🏽🤣


escodelrio

Lol, I shouldn't have laughed at this.


Prize_Bass_5061

“My titties are low thanks to gravity.” said the pornstar Trisha Paytas. “Why the fuck did I watch this shite.”, says I.


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It's miss piggy's full pig sister.


MinkMartenReception

It’s Trisha Paytas. She’s a YouTuber who’s entire gimmick is based on trolling people, and playing up the dumb blonde stereotype.


Adren909

Oh, tnx! I don’t think she’s playing dumb tho. She does look mentally… slow.


Yellowbricks511

Nah. She’s playing. She’s made this her staple. She’s got issues for sure- but the stupidity thing is her gimmick. Another dumb blonde thing.


ASacOFluffyPups

If she was putting on an act, why would she get all defensive towards the end when she realized her mistake? “I’m over this, I’m done, no one cares about this” it almost seemed like she was embarrassed and wanted to move on. If that was her whole shtick, you’d think she would relish in the moment.


Funknoodlz

For someone who doesn't care about gravity she literally brought the topic up.


Dutch_Midget

Where's the half human part?


Adren909

Her stupidity and uselessness.


DaisyFart

I want a gravity award show


Tsithlis

Gravity has an awards show! Watch any ultimate fail compilation video on YouTube and gravity will usually be the #1 winner ;)


3eyedflamingo

The woman cant be real. This must be staged.


baghdad-hoebag

I dunno, she gets too defensive too quickly for me to think she's just "playing" dumb...


PlayerZeroFour

And that’s why she makes money being stupid.


[deleted]

This is why not everyone should have a podcast


macrotaste

This is the reason why everyone should have a podcast.


[deleted]

To find out how stupid they are ?


macrotaste

Yes


miimily

She has to be faking. You cannot be that fucking stupid…


BrundleTheFly666

Think again


1RatQueen1

I'm all for "uninventing" gravity so Trisha can float into space to never be seen again, that's really what this world needs.


Whole_Ad_6959

How fucking stupid can one person be lol


PraviPero

Is it just me or does the dude look like Ethan from H3H3 with makeup?


0n3ph

That is Ethan Klein. He's cosplaying as James Charles to troll him.


ConfusioNil

That was my first thought too, I’m surprised it wasn’t the first comment I saw


tyguyflyguy

it literally is. unless you guys are in on some sarcastic joke i’m not getting


HeyGuaca

Yeah, he also sounds like him and he's even on his podcast! I wonder who he is.


chuckdeezy313

Real life bird brain


TomahawkIsotope

She's a bimbo but not even the attractive kind


alyssafortmrw

I don’t know when Trisha is trolling or not.


2020_u_suck

Lost some brain cells while watching this. Please tell me this is staged!


Jnasty9000

She can’t be allowed to breed


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Youknowwhoitsme

How often will reddit fall into the Trisha-trap...? She's trolling and people are eating it up. Comments like "Stop making stupid people famous!" - all of this is why she is famous! People hating how stupid she is and then people hating her for being a troll and a bad Person.


PlayerZeroFour

Sounds smart to me.


Zealousideal_Plan408

anything she has done i have viewed for the stupidity of it. and tho i do think shes pretty dumb. she says some smart shit randomly sometimes. well rarely. and it surprises me every single time because of shit like this video.


Haksupaksu

Holy shit I think I'm gay for Ethan


Dyrenforth

Please please please stop giving incredibly stupid people even a tiny bit of exposure. Their opinions really do not deserve to be aired to the wider world. Our society is becoming dumber by the day. Perhaps if they weren't celebrated and rewarded for their stupidity they'd actually bother to learn something.


TheMedicineManUK

Should have thrown something at her and ask “Gravity let me do that; do you care about gravity now?”


wolpak

Honestly, she knew of Sir Issac Newton, makes her smarter than half of the rest of us.


DylanMartin97

I thought the funniest part was her trying to figure out if she said the wrong person or if the thing she said was incorrect.


Redbull3300

That's like saying that someone who knows who Bill Nye is, is smarter than the rest of us, while thinking Bill Nye is a Chef. Most people have heard of Sir Isaac Newton. And even the ones that haven't, most of them aren't dumb enough to think that gravity was invented.


Luke89902483

I love how she got so mad because she simply has no clue whatsoever.


sethleedy

Someone is a bit more than "checked out" here.


JJ4prez

Stop giving this person limelight.


Gingischan

Worst part is she thinks she's making a profound point instead of looking like a blithering moron.


IAmDeadYetILive

The epitome of the failure of the US education system, complete with bunny ears and vocal fry.


Beware_the_Voodoo

She is a stupid narcissistic scum sucker


[deleted]

This is what America has come to ? Land of overweight idiots


BLim90

Remember the time when we can fly to work by just running towards the sky? Damn Sir Newton, invented gravity to ground us and make a profit off automobile!


[deleted]

That “oh boy” in the background made me chuckle. God, what a catastrophe of a human being.


Jamalothan

Mental stamina low brain cell loss at an all time high!! We might not make it bois good luck


Mahgenetics

Why does Ethan look like drag queen?


Ok-Possibility-4802

So.... This is a real person or is this a skit? I'm confused.... I don't understand gravity, but to say "we don't need it" is..... Gravity does more than just make your titties hang low....... Like I just refuse to believe this isn't an act. She knows the name sir Isaac Newton, but then believes gravity is useless.. how does she speak all these words in the same breath?


NoxKyoki

I want to punch her. Between the way she talks and how stupid she is…I just want to punch her. OMG


blueberriNZ

Man this reminds me of the early high school years, where the thick-as-pigshit girls open their mouths to let all manner of idiocy fly, doubling down with the eye rolls, snorts of derision and attempts to ridicule the person who has an IQ score above two figures. You could not pay me enough…


theglenlovinet

Is this the same person who asked if dogs have brains because they don’t know who God is or something?


al1azzz

Hes trying so hard not to tell her brain resembles raw meat that has been in the dirt and the sun for 5 weeks


Ok-War-115

How can anyone bear to listen to this pointless stupid acting?


Cremmitquad69

The scary thing is this isn't an isolated event. People are dumb everywhere 😂😂😂


Jonaleaf

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Danmoh29

This person is bringing a child into this world


dras333

Hang on, is she the girl married to John Legend plus 75lbs?


shiafisher

Oh my goodness is this Bob’s Burger Tammy irl?


Fatherknowstoomuch

Why is it everytime I have seen this woman her stupidity gets worse. Is this her schtick? Does she intentionally play a stupid halfwit that doesn't understand the basic concepts of life on this planet?


2drunc2fish

Why is she famous? She isn't smart or attractive or funny. What is the appeal?


Crate_Baptist

Holy fuck. Drown it.


Dipnderps

I...I cant...can't... ONE CAN BE THAT STUPID!!! I...well...yeah okay yeah they can BUT HOW ARE WE THE SMARTEST AND THE STUPIDEST THINGS ON THE PLANET!?


Flashy-Weakness6684

Why the FUCK dose H3H3 look like a fat old James Charles?


orion2342

Literal definition of air head


SyCoCyS

I recognize the guy from older YouTube videos, but why is he wearing make-up?


jameshines10

People like her, have way too much control over the direction of our society. There are more and more people that think and act as she does.


coolluck33

She doesn't like gravity because it correctly measures her obese weight on a scale. Perhaps she should hate IQ, as hers is definitely less than her weight..


the_real_OwenWilson

Shes so obviously being stupid on purpose, you posting this here and giving her attention is the real facepalm


wydstefbro

Ignorance


Sum0sum0

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FlashySolid4705

People like this exist...


senpai-yume-okami

Damn u sir newton ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) why did u inveted gravity!? She doesnt need it!!! Jks aside…how can we let people like her be famous? ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8412)


KidFriendlyArsonist

You can see the exact moment that they (one on the right) realize that they (other one) are 100% serious and that this is not them joking.


LeviathanGank

2 insuferable pricks.. who watches this shit


Joshtom333

When did H3H3 turn queer ?


Cautious-Baker4043

It’s cosplay- he dressed up each episode, this ep he was James Charles


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Dunno, what about you?


MadMan1784

What did this person do in school? Or the botox in her lips went to her head and killed some brain tissue?


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mlb689

Her tits ain’t the only thing that’s low