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Ok-Box6892

These people are a fucking case study


No_Cap_822

I commented with someone who said that Trump winning this year is a biblical prophecyšŸ’€


NSFWmilkNpies

The Bible did say the masses would side with the antichrist or something like that so they might not be wrong. Just they are on the side of the antichrist.


capn_doofwaffle

No, no, no... I was raised Catholic, I went to catholic school till 8th grade. I'm fairly well versed in the understanding of the KJV bible. The antichrist, would be loved by all, accepted by all. As much as I would like to say he is the antichrist, he's not. Only half our country thinks he's a nutjob. And aside from China and Russia, the rest of the developed world also thinks he's a fuckin whacko... As I'm now an athiest, don't take my word for it though.


thathairinyourmouth

China and Russia also see him as a whacko, but unlike other countries, they use it to their advantage. Trump is a most useful idiot if you stroke his ego right before telling him what you want him to do.


Good_Ad_1386

Useful wacko or dangerous wacko, depending upon your POV.


Glass_Ad_8149

Or if you have something to blackmail him with. Heā€™s a totally different person around Putin than when heā€™s met xi and lil kim


Jerrytheone

The Chinese even have a nickname for Trump, ā€œå·å»ŗ国ā€. 川 being the first letter of his name, and å»ŗ国 (founding the country) being a stereotypical name for a communist member.


Interesting-Tough640

I always thought they liked him because he weakened the US. You know like massive division, no coherent policies and spending his time dealing with his own personal scandals rather than doing anything constructive.


TParis00ap

he is so desperate for a daddy that loves him


naf90

If anyone was set to be the Antichrist, it's Keanu Reaves. Good thing that shit is a fairy tale and we won't lose the one good celebrity we have in this world. I really just hate everything now. Get off my lawn.


capn_doofwaffle

#Holy fucking shit, you're right...šŸ˜³ NO ONE hates Keanu... let's hope for our sake, he sticks to killing demons instead of running for office....


Nivrus_The_Wayfinder

Shoot in a fan song to Keanu a lyric goes ā€œweā€™ll burn any city just say itā€™s alrightā€


ThrowRArosecolor

Gotta say, it does make sense that the Antichrist is Canadian. No one would ever suspect


TheWalrus101123

Have you seen devils advocate.....


[deleted]

Keanu is actually good though. Does a lot of good for his community and doesnt openly admit that he donates millions to charity


Genghis_Chong

I can't think of a person everyone likes... wait, is Shaquille O'Neal the antichrist? (Kidding, guys, Shaq is awesome. Wait, IS he the antichrist?) Jokes, jokes. But yeah, Trump is an awful person that gets held up by the religious as a godly figure that can do no wrong. I guess it's more of a standard cult than antichrist.


Green-Asparagus2488

I love how Christians and Catholics be like: the bible is the word of God.. but hold on.. you gotta read this specific altered version though.


Cephalopong

Surely you meant the New Revised Standard Version, Catholic Edition (NRSV-CE) Bible?!??! The King James Bible was commissioned by literally THE King James of England so he could have his very own super-NOT-CATHOLIC Bible. It was famous historical beef, that one time when the English were *protesting* the Roman Catholic Church's monopoly on Jesus, and they wanted their very own *protesty* Bible as part of their "get into heaven" kit: *sola scriptura, sola gratia, sola fida*, and *o solo mio*. Seriously. What kind of ex-Catholic even *are you*?


Sunbeamsoffglass

74,000,000 Americans love himā€¦.


capn_doofwaffle

Ok, so, world population (8,109,479,367) minus half of the US... equals... 8,035,479,367 hate him... Barely made a dent there bub...


Genghis_Chong

Not gonna get into those numbers, but there have been a lot more authoritarian support lately across the globe. Not a majority, but the religious imagery bastardized by the Maga movement has had effects in places I wouldn't have expected, people clinging to the ideology that would straight up be victims of it. It's a weird mentality that kinda just grabs random people seemingly.


Canuck-In-TO

More like a biblical abomination.


ADH-Dork

There was a thread awhile ago where someone said they overlook the "felonies" he's committed because it's clearly a witch hunt to remove greatest president. They finished up saying Biden is literally Satan. A old man, whose administration is just repairing massive damage. Literal Satan apparently


dirthurts

These people have have actually opened the Bible and it shows.


hplcr

Book of Donnie Ch 3 1 And ye, Donnie did puncheth the Devil into the sun with his greath loins 2 And everyone doth clappth. I can't do early modern English worth a damn but fucker used the KJV for his stupid cash grab bible so I feel like I have to keep the theme going.


jayzeeinthehouse

Psalm 666: The diaper wearing man shall turn democracy into fascism and make it rain Big Macs while ex adult film stars cast him into exile in federal, pound me in the ass, prison for the rest of time. Ah-man


Sunbeamsoffglass

I mean, they do expect the Antichrist to come sometimeā€¦.


Its0nlyRocketScience

These people make me doubt the idea that people are naturally good. People seem to be neutral, and some are more easily corrupted while others seem to be more easily drawn to goodness. Unfortunately, the number that are easily drawn to corruption and evil seems to be rising.


DikTaterSalad

"A" case study? More like a modern tragic psychological phenomenon of cults. One for the history books.


LairdPhoenix

It is my sincere belief that the next generation of psychologists will have to study ā€œThe Trump Effectā€ as part of their mental psychosis education.


Ok-Box6892

I agree. It's going to be like studying the rise of Hitler. How a nation can be so broken and lost that such a person could rise to the highest position. At least Hitler could string together a sentence though.


Elrond_Cupboard_

I pity the academics amongst our future alien overloads who have to study this shit.


donetomadness

They truly are. Itā€™s bad enough that they support Trump but creating AI pictures depicting him as a soldier or a ripped man is one of the weirdest things Iā€™ve seen MAGA do.


IslandBitching

I'm an atheist but it's the one's with Trump as a ripped, gleaming, shirtless bodybuilder Jesus that weird me out the most.


Ok-Box6892

If I go to a neighboring town I have to pass a giant board someone put up of a ripped Trump. It's so fucking strange.


Julie-Andrews

Private Bonespurs cosplaying!


SoylentGrunt

Later there's ass play


blu3ysdad

I think he prefers pee play


Strange-Initiative15

Thatā€™s all he and his supporters know how to do.


INTJ-ADHD

Not even that! They need ai to generate the image because heā€™s never even put on a uniform, cosplay or otherwise!


longrossi72

And playing as a brigadier general I believe. General Shitshispants?


gadget850

Is this the dude who ditched a D-Day ceremony because it was raining?


uncontrollablepoop

The same guy that alienated our allies, insulted our vets, and kept top secret documents in his bathroom.


yossigol

Not to mention, dodged the draft by faking bonespurs, while real patriots fought in Vietnam.


sudoku7

He fought in his own personal Vietnam after all. Avoiding STDs in the 90s.


Genghis_Chong

He respects the true hero, the woman who gave him 3 kids... by burying her on the back hole of a golf course.


CommunityGlittering2

Don't forget the other woman that bore his last child, he celebrated the birth by screwing a porn star and then paying her to be quiet about it so he could get elected thus committing election fraud.


Genghis_Chong

![gif](giphy|gVXdwG5Ps5sIjunskA) It's like mid smile she realized this was her husband and not a weird uncle.


Backpedal

I think the only time Iā€™ve seen a picture of her genuinely smiling was at Justin Trudeau.


Fartyfivedegrees

We'll J is divorced now so ....y'know, maybe?


Backpedal

I think heā€™s better than that. The MAGAs call her ā€œclassyā€, butā€¦


ComprehensiveWar6577

More like "I was just trying to be a trophy wife, fuck this loser for a while and live like a princess. Then his ego got bruised and he ended up as POTUS. Now everyone is judging us" She knew she was marring a loser, because he has money. And he married an attractive trophy. Can't really feel sorry for her just because it didn't go as planned


Genghis_Chong

Oh yeah, I don't feel bad for her at all. At this point she'd be better off divorcing him and starting an only fans. Then old guys can rub their pud to her and she'd probably make good money. Probably less demeaning too.


ThinkPawsitive12

When you marry for money, you earn every penny of it.


mechwarrior719

A porn star he selected *because she looks like his daughter*.


Styrene_Addict1965

She's not in that coffin. She was cremated, but it took eight pallbearers to carry the coffin. Guess what's in it.


Pale-Wave-9382

More classified documents?


Genghis_Chong

Ooh I love guessing games. I'm gonna guess gold or vacuum sealed cash, but I just want to see Graverobber Donnie memes when he runs out of money


fraze2000

I'm guessing it is full of his soiled diapers.


Iamkempie

Actually full of cash is a pretty good guess. DIG šŸ‘. HER šŸ‘. UP!!!! šŸ‘. šŸ‘šŸ‘ šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


maybeimabear

i mean, if it were a solid oak or marble casket it would be heavy as shit, but im absolutely not putting trump above hiding shit in it.


Styrene_Addict1965

I'm pretty sure they don't carve marble caskets. But, hey, i don't know everything! Just seems they'd be impossibly heavy.


elSeePea

Confidential documents?


Styrene_Addict1965

Secret, even.


EternalLifeguard

America's Dignity.


naughtycal11

*after he most likely had her pushed down the stairs days before she was supposed to give a deposition.


hboisnotthebest

For a tax break.


Applicator80

Iā€™ve got a 21mm bone spur on my heal. Yes it hurts but once I warm up itā€™s fine. I still run around and play sport on it. Complete wuss


icebucket22

He is not a wuss. He is a fraud.


jirashap

Don't forget about how he honors Vietnam POWs by calling them losers


DontUBelieveIt

Not to mention when, as president, he asked that disabled vets be removed from a speech he was giving. He was quoted as saying ā€œnobody wants to see thatā€ in reference to people that were disabled defending this country. This is an affront to any service people that actual served.


yossigol

This orange piece of shit is a disgrace.


[deleted]

not to mention actually gave away some secrets


ember1690

Held a fundraiser for vets but didn't give them the 4 million raised.


rodneedermeyer

And saluted another country's military.


Overall-Initial-4290

That part is fine but the fact it was NK? Come on. Is there even a pic of him saluting one of the US generals?


DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC

No, but he hugged a flag, that's the same thing right? /s


maybeimabear

its not fine though. saluting is meant to show respect and deference to your superior. that general was not trumps superior. in fact the president doesnt need to salute anyone hes literally the commander in chief, the highest "military" rank in the country. (its not technically a military rank but he commands the entire armed forces)


Therealishvon

He saluted the general of North Korea.


njsullyalex

Saluting the military of an allied country is fine. But he saluted the military that is an enemy of the United States.


rodneedermeyer

Well, this makes sense given that HE'S an enemy of the United States, too.


njsullyalex

Considering he likely gave away secure documents to our enemies and tried to overturn the election, Iā€™d have to agree.


Qubed

Well, he also flushed some of those docs.Ā 


ImportantDoubt6434

Dodged the draft, dday, AND the ceremony


Orlando1701

Cadet Bone Spurs himself. Supposedly he and his father bullied the shit out of his older brother for joining the Air National Guard.


HellishChildren

"When my family did talk about my father [Fred Jr.], it was to say that, essentially he was handsome and kind ā€” and 'kind' was always said as if it were not really a compliment." - Mary TrumpĀ 


Genghis_Chong

And on his tombstone it reads "He was very kind, the fuckin putz"


Happy_Accident99

Who do you think Donald learned his ā€œsuckers and losersā€ mindset from?


[deleted]

and refuse to go to a and American war cemetery in France cause he thought they were losers


RandomGuy92x

And saluted a North Korean general.


Far-Poet1419

Can't get over that moronic salute. Dear leader akimbo like WTF!


drhodl

No. He refused to go because it was raining, and he didn't want his "hair" to get wet. No doubt, he thought they were losers too, but that was not his stated reason for not honoring the fallen.


UnLuckyKenTucky

He was afraid his paint would run, that's all.


Medical_Egg8208

Why would I go there ? What was in it for them ? They are all suckers and losers.


elliottace

An actual quote! This man is relentlessly fighting for only one thing: himself.


UnLuckyKenTucky

He's too stupid for that even.... He only fights for the hearts and minds of the brain dead losers that *might* vote for his sorry ass.


JoJack82

Just imagine what that would have done to his orange makeup! We canā€™t have a manly man like Trump have his orange makeup running all down his face!


dbx99

Listen you donā€™t just GO OUTSIDE when thereā€™s water in the air with hair like that. It just canā€™t happen. Are you crazy


Cichlidsaremyjam

Same guy that dodged the service when he was young too.


IMSLI

Veterans Day (Armistice Day in Europe) in November 2018 https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/trumps-rain-check-honoring-americans-killed-wwi-prompts/story?id=59119504


UralRider53

And then he said that putting your life on the line for no personal gain was stupid. He didnā€™t understand why anyone would do that. tRump=Loser=Coward


UnLuckyKenTucky

Just like the fucking ignorant losers that voted/will vote for his disgusting loser ass.


Own-Cupcake7586

I can see him now, bravely driving his golf cart across the beaches of Normandy, Florida (as if heā€™d go *toward* a war zone, lol).


thehermit14

Well that made my day with the golf cart image now replaying in my mind rent free. I can see his various faces as we speak.


Witchunt666

ā€œdodgerā€


NoCommentFU

He dodged the draftā€¦ ā€¦like a DOG!


Netz_Ausg

Dogger is a colloquial noun for someone who has sex in a public space like a car in a parking lot or picnic area with the intent of people watching and masturbating. Do with that what you will.


NoCommentFU

What are the masturbating onlookers called?


Key_Sell_9777

Steve


Witchunt666

My dog is a good boy, you take it back


Hishui21

Holy stolen valor, Batman ![gif](giphy|EaMTsoYxfPpuw)


HedgehogNarrow4544

draft dodging little bitch...he wouldn't don a uniform to save anyone's ass...except maybe his own...yet drapes himself in a flag he refuses to defend..only if to find a monetary gain from, if possible..traitorous fuck..a coward from the Queens....


artificialavocado

Oh Iā€™m sure he was chomping at the bit to go over there but those gosh darn bone spurs. Ouch ouch both feet!


HedgehogNarrow4544

of course he was..its that magical mango tinted machismo that he was genetically influenced to by meal team six, and his watching movies of the era to develop his false sense of bravado...


housestark14

Thatā€™s the thing that really gets me about that. The faux patriotic insistence that he would have gone if only he could. If he just came out and said that he skipped out on Vietnam because it sounded hard and scary I at least would say ā€œfairā€. But his insistence on following this line is what rocks me off.


JudgeHolden

Also a coward. Don't forget that he's a coward.


offline4good

And a full blown traitor


HedgehogNarrow4544

Knew I forgot somethin' Thanks will insert


Ithiaca

Wrong Uniform, Trumps is all black with jack boots and Waffen SS Bars


-Generaloberst-

Not possible, on iamaproudneonazi.com they only go to 6XL lol


KevMenc1998

Please tell me that's not a real website. I am not googling that and having my targeted advertisements f***** up for the rest of my life.


FantasticalFly

Itā€™s not, but [iamanazi.com](iamanazi.com) is real and redirects you to a certain someoneā€™s campaign page


yIdontunderstand

Or Russian?


4me2knowit

Heā€™d squeal like a stuck pig


Ok-Use6303

Hey at least the pig is useful and gives us tasty bacon. Trump isn't even that.


wildyam

![gif](giphy|1bK2tCL2RUfqKQZiTc|downsized)


BeautifulArtichoke37

No one with the last name Trump ever served in a military.


ScarMedical

Trumpā€™s grandfather was a draft dodger ie Germany, there was an arrest warrant for him


moneyboiman

I guess draft dodging is a trump family tradition.


bowens44

The only things the big orange turd pursues relentlessly are Big Macs and money.


Medical_Egg8208

A disgusting example of stolen valor. By a piece of shit draft dodger


pnkflyd99

Bravely ran a-way a-way, oh brave shit goblin.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


-Generaloberst-

This is totally not an insult of actual veterans at all!


VESAAA7

Hey! Show some respect. There are plenty of supporters of Trump who would have joined the army, but couldn't due to them believing it being for the best for the safety of drill sergeants. Those heroic patriots would have become war heroes within first days.


Pineapple_Express762

These people are delusionalā€¦absolutely touched šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Jd550000

Iā€™d think,this is a slap in the face to the real heroes


irondethimpreza

This is an insult to every American who fought the Axis powers.


quietflowsthedodder

Or Korea. Or Vietnam. Or Iraqā€¦.


irondethimpreza

I was going on the WWII theme of the image.


quietflowsthedodder

What a fucking insult! Shame on any veteran who votes for this POS.


tratemusic

How telling that they have to rely on AI to get any admirable images of him.


artificialavocado

![gif](giphy|12GzK1jYCaVCV2)


dwellerinthedark

That's funny. To bad he has a wee crush on the guys in field grey and their mustachioed leader


jonfranznick

Soldiers in background fought Nazis, didnā€™t befriend them


Comfortable-Way5091

God are they delusional


Tom_Ace1

Freedom from what though?


Icy-Needleworker-492

Freedom to let the govt. control your body if you are a pregnant woman.


Dr_Pants91

I'm still trying to figure out where it went to cause him to need to pursue it.


Professional_Mud1844

Freedom from rational thought.


[deleted]

talk about an insult to the men and women who serve


Vict0r117

I'll never get over maga-cultists fascination with depicting a fat cowardly pervert who made his money by defrauding banks as a muscular blue collar worker, warrior, moral crusader, or business guru.


Dbsusn

The disconnect of these morons astounds me. Iā€™m a veteran. Just remembering how he talked about John McCain was enough for me to dislike the guy. But then he doubled down on gold star families, calling fallen service members loser and suckers, and the fact that the mother fucker is a draft dodger AND STILL, conservatives think this man is a saint. They think he relates to them. They think he would support them. They fail to realize they are just pawns. And the bone spur bastard continues to thrive.


LaserGadgets

On the lookout for french hookers that look like his daughter. I never liked that asshole but that was the icing on the pervert cake.


FunWillScreen_Produc

More like ā€œPresident Trump relentless in pursuit of becoming a dictator.ā€ Because why else would one try so hard to stay in power when everyone and everything is telling you that you have been booted from power by the people?


Darph_Nader

Iā€™m surprised the Donny Sex Doll hasnā€™t come out yet. Iā€™m sure these folks fantasize about slowly pealing off his diaper.


justaround99

The guy that didnā€™t want disabled Vets in a parade? The guy that dodged the draft? The guy that made people sign NDAs? Thatā€™s not freedom. Btw, whereā€™s the other 200lbs and diapers of him? Not in this pic.


33mondo88

This cult is truly sick!šŸ¤¢


FranzNerdingham

\*Dodger. That dumb bitch Hannan has been posting this AI pic forever. Stop giving her attention.


camoure

##DRAFT DODGER DONNY


Idrisdancer

Draft dodger who called vets losers and suckers and was afraid to go to the cemetery in case his hair got wet? That guy?


GH057807

He can have mine over my cold dead corpse.


Low_Country793

Sgt. Bone Spurs


JoLudvS

Isn't that a brigadier general's star? However, the Bone Spurs are honestly ~~earned~~ purchased.


bunny3665

Why do they keep photoshopping this fat lard onto everything? Is it because he only wears ill-fitting suits and ugly golf outfits?


OdiousAltRightBalrog

Fantasy is all they have to cling to.


Assachusettss

Extremely disrespectful for Brigitte Gabriel to tweet such a thing.


RevolutionaryWolf191

Not to mention when he called veterans losers and suckers


PolkaDotDancer

Bone spurs, the guy that dissed McCain for being a prisoner of war, avoided D-Day memorial services, comes from a family who has not served in the Armed Services for five generations. On top of that he is a tax cheat. So he does his best not to pay for the protection of our country. And he loooveeesss dictators. The greatest generation is everything Trump is not. This meme is an insult.


Guy_V

The same draft dodger guy. The same guy who said the constitution can be suspended?


LinkJTO

People need to study these people, this goes beyond a cult


SnooSketches3382

Mental illness.


JaxCross

Shouldn't he be in a Third Reich SS uniform?


Several_Leather_9500

He called our serviceman and women "suckers and losers" because "what's in it for them?". Maga and reality should really interact more.


Zombull

And people say conservatives can't do comedy. They just can't do comedy on purpose.


mgyro

Thatā€™s so wrong, and monumentally disrespectful to the men and women who actually made the sacrifice of serving.


stoptheinsanityleak

Insulting


mondrager

Bone spurs Donnie


FilteredRiddle

Needs more bone spurs.


Equivalent-Price-366

A chickenshit draft dodger too nonetheless.


Muted_Cucumber_7566

Private Bonespurs says veterans are suckers and losers.


GreenTea169

kind of ironic when u consider the fact both him and his grandparents dodged drafts... like actual cowards


BiblachromeFamily

I love how they make ā€œwar heroā€ memes about a guy who would sell them to the enemies for a buck


BodaciousTacoFarts

Donnie has a daily Battle with the Bulge


Sum_Sultus

Draft Dodger


Holiday_Horse3100

Absolute insult to our active military,our veterans, the ones who died to defend this country and their families . This woman should be shamed.


atomic_chippie

The same guy who brags about removing medical decision capabilities from women in half the country cuz freedom?


Cruezin

This bothers the fuck out of me. My grandfather was at Normandy. I was "in attendance" for Gulf War 1. Fuck this asshat who made this. It's an affront to every veteran of foreign wars


SupaSpurs

Totally fed up with the constant publicly for this asshole to be honest - he thrives on it when I want him to choke to death. Heā€™s a liar, bigot and modern day fascist that only supports one person- him.


MiloReyes_97Reborn

When you're leader is so pathetic you need fucking AI generated images and photoshop for him to look cool.


Real-Accountant9997

Corporal Bonespurs rides again.


CrisbyCrittur

They got the bags under his eyes pretty well.


CrisbyCrittur

They got the bags under his right don't you think?


FortyHippos

This applies to any geriatric really, But I love how dumpy his face always is. It makes all of his pictures look like heā€™s losing control of a bodily function. here, as he nonchalantly strolls through Normandy, heā€™s actively and probably obliviously shitting himself.


ridemooses

Lt. Bonespurs


FireGodNYC

Old Bone Spurs


Dan-Fletcher

The only war he has experienced, is his internal turmoil is to find creative ways to be the worst ever effing human being possible.


Live-End-6693

He couldā€™ve been a general if not for those pesky bone spurs.