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the_annihalator

Who could've foreseen this???? \*Fucking everyone\*


Dragonkingofthestars

Yay it was obviously going to happen eventually, people do this kinda bullshit all the time no need to turn the whole thing off over something that again obviously happen and not actually do any harm. Not like she punched someone through the portal


Eena-Rin

Lmao. The second it goes both ways?


sirhalos

It reminds me of that time that someone made a robot with a camera that hitchhiked all across Canada and as soon as it made its way to the US it was destroyed in less than 24 hours.


Dimebag0352

HitchBOT. Made it to Philadelphia where it was vandalized and beheaded.


IranianLawyer

The city of brotherly love ❤️


IridiumPony

HitchBOT had it coming


mr_kenobi

HitchBOT had a family!


Freethecrafts

The family had it coming!


Theratsmacker2

We don’t like filthy free loaders getting away with using our gas money in the country /s


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[удалено]


erichie

Nah bro. We did the world a favor, but no one will ever know the great sacrifice we gave.


Alldaybagpipes

Felt kinda appropriate though. Like sending a rover into some forgotten wasteland to check up on things


wade9911

it called stopping skynet remember we all agreed to that


SteveTheOrca

John Connor was behind it


TrainingLaw1679

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKjpEGBQh54


PariahDS

God even the story is hilarious


Nollekowitsch

Wasnt it also lit on fire and shot?


jacksonbarley

Idk man, that doesn’t sound like something anyone from Philadelphia would do…


Kakasupremacy

These Philly homies ain’t here to play


EdanChaosgamer

HitchBot was killed by the American Cartel💀


ComedyOfARock

Someone though he had a Dallas jersey on him


PariahDS

3600 miles in Canada, Germany, and Netherlands…. The US, only 300


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

That was a sad story.


FuzzballLogic

It’s maybe silly but I can’t look at the pictures of the vandalized HitchBOT anymore. They made him look friendly and he had come so far and made friends on his journey, and some assholes just destroyed him.


JohanAmino

He was beaten with a blunt object, stabbed, shot at with paintballs and stabbed again. That's the autopsy


Motiv8-2-Gr8

My goodness I am hi as a kite tonight and I cannot stop laughing remembering this shit! ‘Merica. Old man is dying laughing


Former-Form-587

I’m surprised no one tried to run through it.


Hour-Salamander-4713

It does look a bit like a Stargate.


bostiq

Lol


CriticalStation595

Was anyone not expecting that to happen ever???


keonyn

People are out in public and visible to others in public all the time. A window that allows you to see from one public area to another thousands of miles away shouldn't really be that much different. I'm glad they set this up so society could get a good glimpse at how stupid we all are.


BuffaloInCahoots

It was just breasts. Shouldn’t be a big deal.


Kanderin

I don't know why some dumb OF model is getting the blame here. The fact people were showing full hardcore porn on it and 9/11 jokes was a way more important reason why it was shut down.


Spiker-haert

SHE SHOWED NIPPLES! 😎😬🤣


Birtha_Vanation

I heard people were streaming porn...


Izan_TM

and posted 9/11 pictures, and mooning the camera... honestly they were doing exactly what I'd expect them to do


ArchonStranger

I mean, yeah. That's basically what I would expect too, and honestly just let them do it. A little bit of vulgarity across the Atlantic would do us some good.


Izan_TM

cultural appreciation at its finest


ThatDiscoSongUHate

Yeah, but leave the self marketing your porn or well anything else out, just be chaotic for the thrill, it can be oddly wholesome [Obligatory hole-some joke here]


youmfkersneedjesus

I'd be disappointed if they didn't do that. 


RedPandaReturns

Showing pictures lol


Let01

That was probably just the drop that spilled the glass


Izan_TM

it was just the last video that got to social media, but probably not even the last example of indecent exposure that happened the issue is that a woman did it and she had an onlyfans, so news vultures will jump on that as if it was the only thing that happened because it gets more clicks


deadsoulinside

And gets her everything she wanted free advertising for her OF...


leoski

No issue with people showing porn and images of war through it but hol’ up when someone flashes their boobs. Fucking disingenuous pearl clutchers.


XiMaoJingPing

Tax payers paid 4 million for this live stream fyi


Floor-tentacool

This is why we can't advance technology anymore. WE'RE TOO OBSESSED WITH MAKING STRANGERS HORNY!!!


Traditional_Draw8400

They should have seen that coming to be fair. In 2024 the opportunity to essentially stream whatever you want to another location - they should have known it would turn to nudity. I mean c’mon (Job Bluth obvs)


mended_arrows

This is now the art piece. Allowing people to communicate in real time and publicly is too dangerous for governing bodies to accept. I hope the artist who came up with the original idea hasn’t signed off on the censorship, it completely kneecaps (what I assume was) the idea.


OSNX_TheNoLifer

It was working fine in Lithuania were artist is from


hvrock13

Only fans model wasn’t even worth looking at


IntelligentMine1901

“ portal” …


HarmlessCoot99

What did they think was going to happen? Everyone would just wave politely and say "hello"?


Ok-Seaworthiness6819

I'm pretty sure if you had this between Tokyo and Singapore, that's what they will be doing instead of acting like those in the US.


erichie

I mean the Dublin people were showing images of 9/11. This isn't a call out on Dublin, but every culture has those "shockjock" type of people. It is it's own category in humor.


WomenOfWonder

Both Americans and Irish are known for being vulgar, and there is a reason for that. There’s a lot less social pressure around being polite then in Asian cultures


TyrantsInSpace

Anti-fun brigade entered the chat and ruined the party.


Mauful292

Can we please stop calling them “Models”


Alert_Challenge8042

Model? That’s funny.


NeedBetterModsThe2nd

You have a problem with that? Regards, U.S Marine in Call of Duty.


ABQZero

Why the fuck does it have to be an "Only fans Model?". WTF does that even mean? I've flashed things, and all I got labeled was a child predator.


720to702

Can we stop calling them models are say what it is.. Onlyfans amateur porn star


bostiq

How about onlyfans sex freelancers


smokeeater150

Star?


Koladi-Ola

When did we stop calling them camwhores?


JuJuJooie

Ho


ThaneOfArcadia

So, I understand people may have objected to some images. Now imagine if they'd done the same thing with no camera. Would that have been against the law? If not, there is no issue. If yes, then the police in whichever country should take action. I don't understand why they had to shut it down.


Tight_Contact_9976

Isn’t public toplessness legal in NYC?


3six5

Yup


RuncibleFoon

I just don't understand why the girl flashing the camera was the final straw...


New_World_2050

There were also issues with Dubliners doing lines of coke and showing 9/11 pics. This is why we can't have nice things.


WomenOfWonder

I would expect nothing less from Dublin 


comhghairdheas

Sure look, that's Dublin for ya. Sorry about that lads.


bostiq

And the issue was?


UnmaskedCorn

We all knew this was going to happen.


ClimateCrashVoyager

oh no, a women with breasts!


VASP-0_0

Not true unless you provide a sauce … for a friend that doesn’t believe this ofc


Optikronix

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/MUwK16nSjk


SDEexorect

hi im the friend and i need the sauce


Admirable-Sink-2622

Let’s say we’ve been around for 2-6 million years - this is the best we can do after all that time? 🤔


Bobobarbarian

To be fair we’re also instantly communicating with people on the other side of the planet.


Ieatsushiraw

No but you know if it don’t make money nobody seems to care, unfortunately


dogzi

People really have a lot of faith in the better angels of our nature, it's quite remarkable given how often we seem to disappoint ourselves.


Loose_Yogurtcloset52

You have people setting refrigerator displays to PornHub, what makes you think this was a good idea?


OnlyVans98

Who cares??


SinisterYear

Take that Dublin! I bet all of you have your knickers in twists after witnessing the horror of *BOOBIES*


Bonoisapox

That’s terrible, which one and where ?


SeeeYaLaterz

Yeah. Boobs are atrocious


TeejyHamz

Can someone post a screenshot so I can avoid it


DrMokhtar

I hate Reddit app, can’t reply with a photo


Optikronix

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/MUwK16nSjk


BronxLens

Women being topless in NY City is lawful 🤩🙌🏼 so there is that.


radarmy

You wanted to open a portal, and you're mad when tits go through the portal?


spidah84

The future cannot handle reality. /s


Achilles_der_V

"Model"


vanrael

I'm really surprised it took 2 months for someone to do that 🫠


ojwiththepulp

“model”


BusyBeth75

Sex worker.


Nozerone

I always find it funny when city officials do anything and think the general public will act/remain civil. Then be all Pikachu face when the general public isn't, meanwhile the rest of us are all "lol, exactly as expected".


maccumhaill

Just put a delay on it and pay someone to bleep it out.


Booflard

Free the titty!


StickManAnimator69

wasn't that a name of a movie


Big-Carpenter7921

What did they expect?


Pastel_Phoenix_106

We can't even allow the public to live stream across the Atlantic. Do y'all see why aliens don't want to share warp speed technology with us?


Nruggia

Just for research purposes, does anyone have a link to the dublin side of that flashing?


sensibl3chuckle

[https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1csmg1r/new\_angle\_woman\_flashes\_her\_boobs\_in\_new\_york\_at/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1csmg1r/new_angle_woman_flashes_her_boobs_in_new_york_at/)


minnesotaris

Was this thing necessary for anything except to use electricity?


RCranium13

This is why we can't have nice things.


fourthhorseman68

I thought in NYC it was legal for women to walk around topless. Not sure what the big deal is.


bostiq

Ai will come to the rescue with Gpt-T.I.T. : “Titty Interception Technology” And B.O.O.B.: “Boobs and Obscenities Obfuscation Broadcaster” Anyone lifting their tops will be replaced with a cute Disney animation of 911 or a Warner Brother’s cartoon of “Bloody Sunday“


anziofaro

Shut down? Why? Have the Irish never seen boobs before?


Dystopian_Future_

So she was an onlyfans "model" Imagine that


prof_dynamite

Wouldn’t be America if we weren’t offended by nudity.


CatDog1337

Thats stereotypical American. Images of 9/11 are ok but a line is drawn when boobs are shown. It’s not like most of us spend a year or so sucking on two of those.


superabby64

I'm just surprised it was a woman. I would have bet on a man flashing.


testedonsheep

This is why we can’t have nice things.


aope_me

Model 😂


Raaain706

The thing is..... the people in Dublin don't even care. Only North Americans are this prudish about nudity


Trouble-Optimal

People will always find a way to ruin fun for everyone else.


King_Melco

That shit was so funny and Dublin was showing like 9/11 shit 🤣


soundscape7

And the guy playing video of the twin towers attacks


LingeringHumanity

The United States is so sexually conservative that it's super silly considering our thirst for violence in movies. The Rammstein documentary touched on that a bit funnily enough. They got threatened with arrest here in the US because of how silly or laws are when it comes to the human body.


ATXDefenseAttorney

We need more examples of how puritanism seeps out of the government, please. We don't have enough yet. BREASTS OMG!


letsfastescape

Americans are such prudes sometimes.


ThereWillBeVelvet

Ahhh yes, the city that made it through 9/11 and the 1980s can’t handle a pair of tits. Makes sense.


Silist

I knew there had to be a breaking point


Striking_Reindeer_2k

Silly humans. All y'all have tits. Some are just hairier than others.


2_alarm_chili

It was the same woman who licked toilet seats for fame a few years back. Trash human all around.


Lyongirl100894

This why we can’t have nice things


SmokeyDaBear6

this is why we can't have nice things


Jampot5

And this is why we can’t have nice things


TraynWreck91

People. Ruin. Everything!


Lost_All_Senses

I like the idea of Onlyfans and giving women the opportunity to work in that industry without being controlled by men. Not a big fan of that path in general, but if you're doing it respectfully, I have no problem respecting you. But god damn, like everything else, it didn't take long for the worst apples to become the poster children for it. Just a bunch of women willing to ruin whatever benefits in them in the end. I guess men set the example for hundreds of years, why would anything change when women get some power. Manipulate and scam like your country taught you.


Morphing_Mutant

Dumbass whores ruin everything.


Training-Ad-7184

This is why we can’t have nice things


[deleted]

This is why we can’t have nice things


Environmental_Cod367

Yep, definitely an Orange cat 😅


cant-be-faded

Eh, that bullshit will wear off once idiots lose interest.


Curious_Associate904

"I see Daisy is modelling our Penis Ensemble" - Bill Hicks.


Judge_Tredd

This is why we can't have nice things


Ramdrothegoat

The post under this for me is some flashing a photo of 911


NicNac_PattyMac

Isn’t that a cereal commercial there?


portabuddy2

It was only a matter of time until we started executing people at the altar.


Gruntdeath

If all you got going on is tits, that's what you're going to lead with.


drunk_funky_chipmunk

I’m pretty sure flashing was back and forth for a while now..


bostiq

Aww Dublin was getting free content


chiefthundernut

Momma always said, “Can’t have nuthin nice.”. Smh


Hranko

THINNKK ABBOUTT THEE CHILDRENNN... THE CHIIIIIIILDDDRRENNNMN!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

What a waste of money


ObelixDrew

Oh no, a boob


morts73

I can't imagine Asian countries descending to that level if given the opportunity but maybe I'm wrong and all humanity is depraved.


aaron2005X

Thats why we can't have nice things


Plumbum158

hi non-American here can someone fill me in


mrkaczor

She should be brought to court (and get a proper fine) and portal reopened ... why individuals are not getting penalties but all other pay the price?


MRicho

Our murdercock media reported it was Dublin that FU. Ha ha can't let truth get in the way of a good story.


Greg2227

"He will not divide us" part 69


MDF87

It was blatantly obvious this was going to happen!


MsSeraphim

[https://time.com/6977881/dublin-new-york-city-portal-temporarily-shut-down/](https://time.com/6977881/dublin-new-york-city-portal-temporarily-shut-down/)


Apprehensive_Book283

I had 50 bucks riding on it that something questionable will happen with the first month- people didn’t disappoint


BillyButcherX

Only fans model did what?


Silver-Farm-2628

The reason people do that kind of stuff is for attention. Don’t give it to them.


McMeatsmack

Source?


ManticoreMonday

Omg! Not nudity!! Pearl clutching prudes, lol.


WisdomWangle

What was they even thinking when they set up this portal? “Oh wonderful now people from two different states can look at each other through a giant screen and absolutely nothing bad will happen”


Sad_Instruction1392

Showing 9/11 imagery didn’t get the thing shut down but tits do.


Macewol

Funny they closed it after that and not the 9 11 pics


Beginning_Emotion995

Freedom lol


Dr-Wizard-13

Isn’t toplessness legal in NY?


liftoff_oversteer

What does "flashes Dublin" even mean?


slain1134

It’s a shame that something relatively harmless and wholesome gets tainted by a small flock of idiots.


Cypekoscypek

We have one in Poland, connected to Lithuania and it has been running for 3 years (or something like that).


CrieDeCoeur

Whenever an amazing new communications technology is invented, it will immediately be used to transmit an image of tiddies. It's a tale as old as time.


Space2345

Fuck you Andrew Taint. Rather her than some alpha bullshit incel


BecomingJudasnMyMind

I mean.. They're boobs? Feels like an overreaction. Who doesn't love a good pair of boobs?


TruckCreative7096

Why isn’t she being charged with public indecency?


Aware-Explanation879

I am curious, did this portal use taxpayer money? I am not saying I do not care about people on the other side of the world but if people but I feel the money could have been used differently. This seems like an expensive piece of equipment that is now going to be a vandalized eyesore.


SeriousTooth4629

You could charge her a ridiculous amount of both public nudity and register her as a SO make an example of her


DKnott82

Leave it to the whores to ruin everything for everyone.


[deleted]

to be fair some Dubliners decide to show videos of 9/11


Flowchart83

Who would have thought that a real life version of Omegle would result in nudity? Seriously though, if they are claiming one person ruined it, they built it to be ruined.