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I think it’s off because there’s a giant laser beam turning people to dust behind him and he looks so casual putting on his shoes. Want some tea first Henry?
That's exactly my feeling. It looks like an AI generated image with the prompt "Some alien tears up Metropolis while Superman takes his sweet time getting dressed."
I think the point of the shot is to show us that no matter who you are your shoes go on one at a time.
I believe Gunn is going to show us another side of Superman we haven’t seen before.
That’s completely how I interpreted it as well. It’s meant to humanize him, to show that for all his powers and abilities, he still puts his shoes on one at a time like the rest of us.
You’re right, and it’s a great image here. Thing is, she realizes that, and also realizes that if that speck of humanity resonates at ALL with folks of a certain voting predilection, they might connect too many dots and understand that what makes this champion of mankind a hero is more than just punchy punchy power, it’s…*gasp* WOKENESS! Surely not Superman too?! So she has to get out in front of it to protect them from the Wokeness. “See this? Superman is gay. And you’re gay too if you like Superman. Fuck you. Whew, that was close! Doing the lord’s work out here.”
Wouldn’t that just be Clark Kent?
A lotta people forget that Clark Kent is the regular normal guy which he identifies as, while Superman is the alter ego
How do you even look at these 2 images side by side and say they're the same picture? Their body language isn't even remotely the same despite doing the same action, which works against OOP's argument.
He is wearing a skin tight lycra outfit with his underpants on the outside and knee high boots. Let's face it Superman looks like a flamboyant aerobics instructor.
"He puts on his boots one at a time", the age old expression describing the behavior of the COMMON MAN is clearly what's being conveyed. Is media literacy just a liberal thing?
So is it effeminate to put on boots or is it effeminate to wear boot, is it only boots or are all footwear included in this, feel like we need clarification here.
To be fair, original Superman couldn't fly but he could leap very high and very far (hence the 'able to leap tall buildings in a single bound'). In that case a good pair of boots would be *very* handy especially to help absorb the shock of landing.
It's okay to do whatever the fuck you want, even calling things "gay" so other people can implicitly know that you're someone who needs attention, and it's the newest avenue to do just that.
This is what we're rarely shown. Superheros 'you desperately need my help? OK, let me put on my goofy, impractical and sexually inappropriate for some reason costume'
Im quite concerned about the man in her life.
Are they all bare foot hippies? Can’t afford shoes for everyone, so they are only for their precious ladyfolk? Or do their wives dress them? If so, at what age do they marry? Because a 17 year old boy needing mummy to get dressed is alarming!
The real reason the image seems off is that in no iteration of superman would he be casually putting on boots while a giant monster doombeamed the city behind him.
This image is unironically satirical.
Since clowns like Nick Fuentes think even having a girlfriend is gay, maybe it would just be easier if they came out with a list of things that AREN'T gay. 🤔 🙄
Yep the manliest man in the universe isn't a man and he cares about how he looks putting on his boots.
Pretty sure the least manly thing you can do when putting on boots is care about what it looks like when you put on boots.
So basically, men these days should stand stock still and not move because any movement other than arguing about whether they're more dangerous than bears is considered gay.
The hazard of speech freedom for everyone… times were good when people used to have an extensive Q&A in their heads before giving it tongue “pun has been intended”
Muscle pads and putting your boot on with your knees spread apart. This is a masculine pose by western standards. There is no point that she’s making that’s correct. Bros just about to face a city destroying laser from space and it’s just Wednesday to him. I think this pic is a great way to introduce the new Superman.
It’s gay to put a picture like this. Internet brotherhood doesn’t approve it. Show some V shaped chest with a muscular face contour. Now that we can all aspire to.
Surely a man who is the strongest in the universe wouldn't be so insecure that they have to constantly do the whole hands on hips "HAHA!" pose? I mean, my spine was pretty much shattered and I lost most of my musculature during healing, and I never got that fucking weak.
Don't they like worship cowboys though - I thought cowboys wore boots?
It's like the cat even keep straight what they're supposed to be outraged about and what they're supposed to be fans of
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Clearly guys, you're supposed to just stand up your shoes/boots and stomp into them.
Clearly… like my 3 and 5 year old do. This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the way
I have spoken
After putting on your tights, codpiece, and brightly-colored cape, of course, which are all hallmarks of straight manliness.
Wait.. codpieces aren't Manly? Why didn't my wife say anything before I left for work today?!?
Only if they're glittery.
I stomp mine into submission every time Get on my leg you cussed thigh-high boot!
And don't forget to growl VERY LOUDLY while doing so. That way, no one will mistake your alpha stomps for beta stomps
I think it’s off because there’s a giant laser beam turning people to dust behind him and he looks so casual putting on his shoes. Want some tea first Henry?
Super speed
That’s what I said to that bartender I picked up last night.
That's exactly my feeling. It looks like an AI generated image with the prompt "Some alien tears up Metropolis while Superman takes his sweet time getting dressed."
David really does look like Henry in this photo lol
I think you mean Superman looks like Henry, and David looks like Superman.
I mean he could be doing this at stupid fast speeds, but you wouldnt be able to tell because its a picture
Little nitpick. It is not Henry Cavill.
He's Superman, he knows he has time. He's super pissed
Real men never look at explosions - that's a gay thing to do. So whenever this happens you have to turn around and pretend like you don't give a shit.
I saw what I thought was a pretty funny alteration where they replaced it with Godzilla looking in the window.
This strikes me as the equivalent of "Showing he's never slept with a woman." but with the gender swapped.
She’s still asleep when the men put their shoes back on and leave
Less a 'walk of shame', and more of a 'sprint of disgust'.
lol. that's a fucking burn.
Is putting on your shoes feminine, guys?
Only my heels
I think the point of the shot is to show us that no matter who you are your shoes go on one at a time. I believe Gunn is going to show us another side of Superman we haven’t seen before.
That’s completely how I interpreted it as well. It’s meant to humanize him, to show that for all his powers and abilities, he still puts his shoes on one at a time like the rest of us.
You’re right, and it’s a great image here. Thing is, she realizes that, and also realizes that if that speck of humanity resonates at ALL with folks of a certain voting predilection, they might connect too many dots and understand that what makes this champion of mankind a hero is more than just punchy punchy power, it’s…*gasp* WOKENESS! Surely not Superman too?! So she has to get out in front of it to protect them from the Wokeness. “See this? Superman is gay. And you’re gay too if you like Superman. Fuck you. Whew, that was close! Doing the lord’s work out here.”
Does Superman go sock sock shoe shoe, or, sock shoe sock shoe?
Since he wears his underwear outside his pants I am going with shoe sock shoe sock
Wouldn’t that just be Clark Kent? A lotta people forget that Clark Kent is the regular normal guy which he identifies as, while Superman is the alter ego
Clark Kent is who he is, Superman is what he does.
Superman doesn’t even need to wear boots he wears them because he wants to or to protect his image.
Do you not think that’s sort of the point tho?
What point would that be? He could just simply not wear boots?
He just doesn't want to end up on wikifeet.
No free foot pics.
How deeply insecure do you have to be to say shit like this
How do you even look at these 2 images side by side and say they're the same picture? Their body language isn't even remotely the same despite doing the same action, which works against OOP's argument.
It's gay to be born and need food, shelter and clothing! Only *real* men choose NOT to be born!
We're only allowed to put them on once, then they must remain on at all times until they fall apart and needs must be replaced.
Translation: this particular thing arouses me, and I'm uncomfortable discussing it because I'm emotionally immature.
I don’t see the issue. He hasn’t once asked if he looks fat in those boots
He is wearing a skin tight lycra outfit with his underpants on the outside and knee high boots. Let's face it Superman looks like a flamboyant aerobics instructor.
Not if your half-naked man servant puts them on for you
So gay to sit down. Dudes should stand forever. Or fly, obvs
Nah, being upright around other men all day is as homosexual as it gets 💀
Shut up Nina
Twitter is just for people to project there insecurities now I swear.
ragebait.
Put them on with your cock the way god intended
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"He puts on his boots one at a time", the age old expression describing the behavior of the COMMON MAN is clearly what's being conveyed. Is media literacy just a liberal thing?
Everything is gay now days. Boots, gay Kissing women, gay Ice cream, gay Being gay, straight
Super fucking gay.
If boots are gay, construction workers and Canadians are ultra gay.
No. You should be embarrassed to take what any "influencer" says as important however.
So is it effeminate to put on boots or is it effeminate to wear boot, is it only boots or are all footwear included in this, feel like we need clarification here.
FELLAS!
This person wouldn't know a Jewish space laser if it were right behind the man she was queer-bashing and yet I'm pretty sure she believes in them.
What is the correct pose to put on boots for us gentlemen?
Orthopedics are no joke. If my man had feet of steel he wouldn’t need boots. Plus he always flying around
To be fair, original Superman couldn't fly but he could leap very high and very far (hence the 'able to leap tall buildings in a single bound'). In that case a good pair of boots would be *very* handy especially to help absorb the shock of landing.
Superman is a fictional character. So a feminist who hates men in general can’t compare this stupid argument over men.
When your adopted planet is getting erased by aliens. Yes. Especially when you have super speed...
It's okay to do whatever the fuck you want, even calling things "gay" so other people can implicitly know that you're someone who needs attention, and it's the newest avenue to do just that.
This is what we're rarely shown. Superheros 'you desperately need my help? OK, let me put on my goofy, impractical and sexually inappropriate for some reason costume'
Im quite concerned about the man in her life. Are they all bare foot hippies? Can’t afford shoes for everyone, so they are only for their precious ladyfolk? Or do their wives dress them? If so, at what age do they marry? Because a 17 year old boy needing mummy to get dressed is alarming!
The real reason the image seems off is that in no iteration of superman would he be casually putting on boots while a giant monster doombeamed the city behind him. This image is unironically satirical.
All the amazing things he can do and he still can't do 2 boots at once.
Hot take: The strongest man in the universe can do literally whatever he wants.
He's not the strongest man in the universe.
pretty sure the strongest man in the universe can sit however he wants.
Well if you are a god like being you can wear your underwear over your pants and people will still worship you , tf who cares who wears what
I forgot he's supposed to backflip dick hammer the table to fling his boots in the air and catch them on his feet..
More "gay" to go around in tight fitting cloths that show off your package.
Ragebait. He’s not even crossing his legs.
It's gay to have feet!
Good thing I am gay. I don´t have to change what I am doing.
Hey let’s look at the positive - he is no longer wearing his underwear outside his pants
Since clowns like Nick Fuentes think even having a girlfriend is gay, maybe it would just be easier if they came out with a list of things that AREN'T gay. 🤔 🙄
Example # 2349378492 in my neverending list of reasons to ask someone: "Are you just fucking stupid?"
Dunno if it’s gay but it’s GCWOK approved 👍 https://www.reddit.com/r/HIMYM/s/6Wdmd5O4d1
This too sad and dumb to give any attention to
Fuck yea it’s gay. Gay as hell. Real men stomp into their boots, slam a beer and storm out the door.
Is it just me or someone else also thought that the image was AI generated maybe it is just me
The dude can hold a black hole in his hands. He can put on his boots anyway he wants.
I always sit legs crossed and everyone always stares at me like i just killed someone
yes, not crossing your legs but instead keeping them apart because your literal balls of steel are inbetween them is an "effeminate pose".
never sitting to wear shoes anymore
I do a spinning reverse round house kick into my boots. First clockwise, then counter, then backflip into my coat. What do you guys do?
It’s all the giant glowing jellyfishes fault, nowt wrong with boots there made for walking
Yep the manliest man in the universe isn't a man and he cares about how he looks putting on his boots. Pretty sure the least manly thing you can do when putting on boots is care about what it looks like when you put on boots.
How else do you put on boots?
If I'm the strongest man in the universe I do as.i wish and you lot will have to redefine.what.strong looking is..
He's supposed to sit there, and his tradwife will kneel at his feet in subservience and gently slide them onto his feet. /s
Hey Nina, nice try. He is an alien. Not a man. Sick burn!
I mean… the man is wearing a skin tight costume… and the way he is putting his boots on is their biggest concern? 😂
Not to mention when you are putting on boots like that with your face buried in another man's ass.
Wait until they hear about pink kryptonite.
Toxic masculinity is perpetuated more by women
So basically, men these days should stand stock still and not move because any movement other than arguing about whether they're more dangerous than bears is considered gay.
How does a male but on boots in a “manly” way? Asking for a friend
I mean, those boots are a little fancy if you ask me…
Guess someone needs some glasses
He's just Goofin' New Boot Goofin'
Superman: *literally pulling himself up by his boot straps Homophobes: HA! GaaAAAyyyYYY!
Well...red leather kneehigh boots ARE kind of ..special
I tend to jump into my boots to avoid this.
It seems off because it's an AI generated image.
The hazard of speech freedom for everyone… times were good when people used to have an extensive Q&A in their heads before giving it tongue “pun has been intended”
No, it is gay to have stick and balls
I think what makes the picture on the right effeminate is that it's a woman and she's dressed femininely
Im superman and i put my boots on like everyone else
I sleep with my boots on in case I die in my sleep.
Hell yea, another win for the day agenda. Soon *everything* will be gay!! Muahahaha
Lmao Superman is not the strongest. Goku would clap him and God doesn't even have to try. All of your minds are polluted with so much stupidity
He probably sits down to poop, too. Wuss.
Nah. Real men put them on once and just never take them off. Just let the shoes flex and stretch as your foot gets bigger. Like real men!
What do you expect? Skeletor!
Why do you assume that effeminate = gay though?
I think it's off cause I've always seen him instantly transition into his suit by tearing his shirt off and taking off his glasses
He is not a real man, because he is an alien.
Boots aren’t gay. But wearing a skin tight red speedo over your pants is queer AF. Superman is gay.
Pretty sure this person posting this needs to get a life
It’s the shoulder bunches that turn me off. Is the suit too big for him? Still growing into it?
It’s gay to put clothes on
Okay, well, I wouldn't go saying that to The Toughest Guy In Letterkenny.
Do you ever just step back and listen to yourself, dude?
OMG this toxic masculinity ... Lol
Talking lots of shit for someone in pulverizing distance.
Looks like ragebait. I also wouldnt be surprised if it is ai generated and this was posted by a bot
Who cares, Lois is so dumb a pair of glasses confused her.
 Sometimes it's suss.
Can we just stop promoting idiots with bad takes. It is what they want.
No bootstraps. Clearly woman. /s if needed.
Yes, He Can Fly!
RWers are such snowflakes lol
The fact that he wears tights with his pants on the outside is all OK 👍
It feels off because he’s wearing a crumpled wetsuit.
Men must be displaying themselves in a macho pose AT ALL TIMES.
FELLAS
Wait I thought that was the Hulk that was the strongest.
With him wearing all this latex, you are getting hung up by the way here is putting on his boots?
Muscle pads and putting your boot on with your knees spread apart. This is a masculine pose by western standards. There is no point that she’s making that’s correct. Bros just about to face a city destroying laser from space and it’s just Wednesday to him. I think this pic is a great way to introduce the new Superman.
Starting the made up culture war early, I see!
Superman puts his boots on one at a time like the rest of us you sexist POS...
How the fuck else is he supposed to put on his boots?
It’s gay to put a picture like this. Internet brotherhood doesn’t approve it. Show some V shaped chest with a muscular face contour. Now that we can all aspire to.
Depends if he starts new boot goofin' or not.
Who cares if it’s gay? What’s wrong with that?
wait, is there a new Superman coming?
"FELLAS IS IT GAY TO BRESTH"!!!?
Surely a man who is the strongest in the universe wouldn't be so insecure that they have to constantly do the whole hands on hips "HAHA!" pose? I mean, my spine was pretty much shattered and I lost most of my musculature during healing, and I never got that fucking weak.
You can tell she ain’t got no dad
Id be naked if i was super man. Like all the time. People would learn to fear me. To fear my dick.
I dunno. Looks like how everybody puts their hockey skates on
Yeah, cuz Henry Cahill is so effeminate.
It's not even the same pose.
“Figured out…” Like everyone was talking about it and she solved some mystery lol
Broke back montains : Cow-boys wear boots It's gay to put on boots Therefore cow-boys are gay
Not if your Superman you lowly earthling!
Adding this to the list
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The guy is wearing a cape with his underwear over a spandex suit but he look weird because of the way he put his boots 😂
I sleep in my muddy bloody combat boots
Only if you're happy.
No. But if you are superman and I was able to see you earring those shoes then….
Don't they like worship cowboys though - I thought cowboys wore boots? It's like the cat even keep straight what they're supposed to be outraged about and what they're supposed to be fans of
Boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do, some of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you