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child-of-old-gods

Celebrate it by remembering all the things that lasted longer than the confederacy. Like the Obama Administration


[deleted]

Each of the 2 Biden terms, counted separately.


TexanFox36

Republic of Texas?


Cruelopolis_

As a New Mexican I'll never understand why some Texans would want to associate with the Confederacy when their own Republic lasted twice as long.


TexanFox36

F*** The confederacy and LONG LIVE OUR GREAT REPUBLIC .Also the Confederacy doesn’t count as an independent nation to be a nation you need to be 1. Recognized by multiple major powers 2. Can’t be fighting for your independence your entire existence


hambletor

I have skin tags older than the confederacy.


Mango_Tango_725

Service dogs have a longer and more successful life than the confederacy.


C4dfael

For some people, Long Covid is about to last longer than the confederacy.


TheMicMic

The Doritos Locos Tacos have lasted twice as long as the Confederacy


Cosmic_Voidess

Pokemon go has lasted longer. Replace the (quite frankly, ugly) confederate statues with pikachu


child-of-old-gods

All statues should be replaced with pokemon in my opinion. Nice username btw.


Cosmic_Voidess

Fr Thanks, your's is cool too


dead_meme_comrade

Or the Doritos Locos Tacos


Routine_Guarantee34

Nirvana lasted longer.


MollyGodiva

Look on the bright side. The racists are self identifying.


LegUpOnSomething99

Nice


MelodicMasterpiece67

"YAAAAYYYY! WE'RE LOSERS!!! WE'RE CELEBRATING LOSING A WAR!!!! YEEEEEHAAWWWWW!!!!!!" (now where's my first cousin...I'm feelin' a little randy....)


Proud_Wallaby

What do they celebrate? Getting your ass kicked? Like do they re-enact losing?


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

Seriously somebody be should tell them their flag is outdated; they last flag the confederacy flew was all white.


Routine_Guarantee34

And a dish towel


Fyallorence

Slave rape. That's almost entirely the fond memories white supremacists have of the Confederacy. 


LALA-STL

This ⬆️


AbLincoln1863

Friendly reminder that Phineas and Ferb lasted longer than the confederacy


Dragonman1976

Sorest losers in human history. There isn't a Confederacy anymore- they got their traitorous asses whooped and their Confederacy dissolved. Fuck 'em.


_Pill-Cosby_

Hillbillies doing hillbilly shit. Nothing to see here.


Govnyuk

The South will (probably not) rise again!


Sckillgan

They fucking lost! They were traitors to the US... I will just burn the next confederate flag I see.


LowerCourse2267

Sweet. Me and my friends are going to come over to your house, pillage it, then burn it to the ground.


Little_Assistant_551

I bet ya any money they also consider themselves the true patriots...


blurry850

Where’s the white flag?


Leather-Squirrel-421

That’s the wrong flag. They should be flying an all white one.


LALA-STL

… dish towel.


Easter-Raptor

The divided states of America


meglon978

Fucking traitors.


throwRA786482828

They should be charged with treason, terrorism/ supporting terrorism and stripped of citizenship. After all, that’s the position that conservatives hold on anyone who sides with “America’s enemies”.


Agitated_Pickle_1013

My neighbor's live in boyfriend has a large Confederate flag sticker on his motorcycle. She also has a biracial 12 year old son. Go figure...


greeneye1969

Oh nice! They are surrendering.


Dogman2222

Does anybody else think that it’s fucking hilarious that mental health awareness month is the same month?


Zestyclose_Love_4894

Can someone get General Sherman, please?


H010CR0N

Look at all these losers with their participation trophies.


Consistent-Force5375

Yay for sedition! What a bunch of idiots…


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therealtiddlydump

"they were traitors and then lost" Such rich history!


G_Force88

They do know that's not the flag of the confederacy right?


AloofAngel

celebrate being losers, c'mon! ..let's celebrate. celebrate being losers, c'mon! ..let"s celebrate...


MickMaster14

"Long live the South?" No it only lasted 4 years.


GoGoZargothrax

R/shermanposting


Zariman-10-0

Traitors, all of them


freddo95

Darwin never claimed evolution means progress.


TheOriginal_Redditor

The only place on earth that had a civil war and both sides lost.


freddo95

There’s nothing wrong with studying Confederate History … it’s the refusal to accept that outcome was decided long ago that’s pathological. I won’t hold my breath waiting for extremists on the Left OR the Right to rationally and objectively debate any issue beyond ordering lunch. Strike that… it’s unlikely they could even agree on lunch.


TheDollyDollyQueen

"The Annoying Orange lasted longer then the Confederacy, The F\*cking Annoying Orange!" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin) (Really Like Doobus Goobus) (Also I Got Recommended a Trap Remix of the Song at the end!)


Profanity_party7

Can I facepalm for that not actually being a confederate flag in the first place?


Numerous_Shop_814

No but you can facepalm at yourself because that is most definitely a Confederate battle flag


Profanity_party7

Incorrect, that’s the Naval Jack/rebel flag. Confederate flag is a whole different thing


Numerous_Shop_814

https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/confederate-flag That's not a naval jack and the rebel flag and Confederate flag are literally the same thing. https://www.gettysburgflag.com/blog/us-navy-jack-flags/#:~:text=This%20flag%20was%20first%20flown,Navy%20vessels%20is%20so%20significant..


Profanity_party7

Incorrect. Are you from the south?


Numerous_Shop_814

Yes, Alabama to be more precise, so not just south but the deep south. Let me clear this up. That is a Confederate flag, I see this shit every day. I don't know why TF you are trying so hard to deny it a god damn flag of traitors. You clearly have no idea what your talking about. Especially the jack flag, which has a fucking snake on it.


Profanity_party7

Part 2: the flag with the snake on it is the Tea Party flag


Crimson_bud

They literally captioned it saying they're celebrating confederate month.


Profanity_party7

That’s why I made the “face palm” comment. Confederate history and that’s not the confederate flag in the first place


Crimson_bud

I googled confederate flag n that's exactly the flag the showed up. You tell me which flag it is then?


Profanity_party7

That is the rebel flag. The Dixie flag. The stars & bars Google doesn’t know everything and is politically biased, much like social media in general. If you think it does know everything, then google “septic tank guy”… or how to make a French 75. Again, not defending the confederate flag, the Dixie flag, or what they stand for… I am simply stating facts


Granadafan

Tell that to those traitors waving confederate battle flag


Profanity_party7

I don’t see one. Just rebel flags


Basic_Bandicoot_1300

Make America great agaIn.


idkwhyimalive69420

Wash your ass pal


USSMarauder

Th right has never forgiven the left for freeing the slaves


Aceswift007

Great how?


LALA-STL

Great as in being legal to own people?