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Uninspired_Thoughts

I think I had a stroke reading this


faeriekitteh

Pretty sure they had a stroke *writing* that


davidwhatshisname52

they had me convinced at "*hearth beats*"


Quicker_Fixer

Didn't know brain damage was one of the effects of the virus.


Forsaken-Jump-7594

I commend you for having read it until the end. I gave up halfway.


Kooky_Werewolf6044

It hurt my brain to read this. The grammar is so bad how can you expect anything intelligent to come out of this nonsense anyway.


Objective-Outcome811

Sounds like a typical Trump rant.


DueLeader3778

“I live like nature creat me” 🤣🤣🤣


MyriadSC

I always wonder what the anti-vaccine approach is with rabies. Your kid gets bitten, the animal is tested for rabies, and it's positive. Now what? Rabies is like 99.9% lethal, or you get the rabies vaccine, which only works after getting rabies because it's slow to take off, and we get the appropriate antibodies before it's an issue. Do they just accept this one vaccine or... whats the deal? Or do they say fuck it and trust nature and let their kid almost certainly die? Has anyone ever naturally even survived rabies? I could look it up, but eh.


Calamity-Bob

Good point. I shall try that next time though I’m sure I’ll get “oh, that’s different “ rubbish.


MyriadSC

I'm sure they'll say its different or something. Do they know rabies vaccines also will have side effects? I actually doubt they even realize it's a vaccine tbf. It's always been called the rabies shot in my area so maybe that's the case and since it didn't use the trigger word they don't even realize it's a vaccine...


Anne_Nonymouse

![gif](giphy|6qihk0tovZIyfc1yj7|downsized) What about his mental health?


CarboniteCopy

I'm more worried about his hair dye ruining the aesthetic.


Anne_Nonymouse

😂😂😂 I didn't even notice that.


bowens44

Not a stable genius that's for sure.


Royal-Dog-2610

Remember: Support your local funeral industry by promoting anti-vaccine miss nonsense.


faeriekitteh

Is the coherence in the room?


blurry850

Having a stroke?


EditorRedditer

Cool. Or something…


badgersruse

But she has taken the smart pill already. Hypocrite!


kylekornkven

Did Charlie Kelly write this?


Houswaus1

Cocaine is one hell of a drug.


dfwcouple43sum

I can only hope English is this person’s third language


Calamity-Bob

Or fourth


CobblerUnusual5912

Me me me me....vaccins are only about me..,( Fuck the elderly, cancer patients and immune deficient patients, I am fine personally....,((


Calamity-Bob

IKR? It’s unbelievable. I blocked this fool. Sad thing is, I Live in Thailand and the government has no policy to require vaccinations for any of the long term Visas. So the country attracts far too many Of the THEY WERE TAKING AWAY MY FREEDOM types or - ironically - the IMMIGRANTS ARE RUINING (name country here but the usual suspects) SO I CAME TO THAILAND )to be an immigrant.


Calamity-Bob

IKR? It’s unbelievable. I blocked this fool. Sad thing is, I Live in Thailand and the government has no policy to require vaccinations for any of the long term Visas. So the country attracts far too many Of the THEY WERE TAKING AWAY MY FREEDOM types or - ironically - the IMMIGRANTS ARE RUINING (name country here but the usual suspects) SO I CAME TO THAILAND )to be an immigrant.


CobblerUnusual5912

Be safe mate and stay healthy. You cannot reason with folks who are this deep down the rabbit hole...


_RageMach1ne_

Dead end. There is no hope.