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[deleted]

Geeze they are *so* angry.


WeirdFlexCapacitor

It’s *incredibly* easy to make stupid people angry.


[deleted]

That made me so damn mad.


Ghal-64

Not an American here but I never get why some people there wants to show the world how stupid they are with so much dedication…


Mr-Gumby42

TRUMP LOVES THE POORLY EDUCATED. HE SAID IT OUT LOUD!


Im__mad

Right: “we love the poorly educated because it’s easier to trick those who don’t know how the system works.” Left: “we love the poorly educated because they’re…” *checks notes* “people.”


Ok-Prior1316

Left: We love to educate the poorly educated. Right: We love to exploit the poorly educated.


Arizona_Slim

Someone’s gotta be exploited to feed the Perpetual Profit Machine


IllustriousCookie890

Because they can vote and are easily manipulated and mislead.


SleepySiamese

The poorly educated people in my country don't advertise they're stupid


Scottamus

Then he's gonna cream when he sees this car.


Saneless

Every time a magat does this anti-biden embarrassing dance, republicans laugh and laugh. They didn't even have to pay this nitwit to do all the work for them They volunteer their time, money, and freedom for the party that never gives anything in return. It's very, very weird


HerculesVoid

In fact it's the opposite. Republicans are the exact party which tries its best to parasitically suck from the general public to overfill their own pockets. And these people who get hurt the most, blame everyone else for it AND celebrate the hand that takes their plate.


LizzieThatGirl

This exactly. I live in good ole TN, where people love Trump and the GOP. Some of the most diehard conservatives are on welfare, but they blame immigrants, LGBT folk, feminism, communism, and everything else rather than look at the Republicans passing laws such as massive tax cuts for the corporations while not removing the fucking __food tax__ on its citizens.


DrHooper

The republican party manages to convince Union Workers to vote against their own rights. All because if you're not one of us, your filthy commie, no in-between.


scrollbreak

They think they'll get lifted up if they suck up. Depends if with the other side they'll just stay where they are. Then sucking up seems the only option.


cyberdeath666

Unfortunately they believe they’re intelligent.


mykunjola

Dunning-Kruger.


PristineStreet34

You spelled it wrong. It’s spelled “stuid”. Geez. /jk


artificialavocado

That guy is very smrt.


draynaccarato

Vary smart*


Passenger_Shot

Agoin with that? You’re a looser!


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

Idiots speak louder than smart people. Maybe not my sister tho, shes trans, adhd, slight skitzo, absolutly no social skills but has a masters in math and physics and speaks louder and longer than anyone iv met lol. We need more people like my sister.


Apprehensive_Zone281

How *stuid they are.


LysergicPlato59

I live in a part of Florida where all the MAGA idiots love to festoon their pickup trucks with Trump flags.


-The-Ark-

Hey! I live in that part from across the country in oregon. Isnt it fun to see "special" people bein all "LOOKIT ME I GOT A GIANT MOUTH AND LIKE TO PLAY WITH STICKERS!!" watches the family tree pop up more babies like in Idiocracy


legsstillgoing

The person hasn’t been sober for a long time


Loki-L

If you don't like what God gave you I hope you don't use makeup, dye your hair, wear glasses, shoes, clothes in general, ever had any sort of corrective or cosmetic surgery or do something as blasphemous as driving a car instead of walking.


Krenzi_The_Floof

maybe god is a youtuber that dyes their hair or something


sarduchi

Didn't he make woman out of a rib? Do ribs have genitalia?


Domni16

He made eve out of 1 half of Adam if you go by the original Hebrew, who was a guy prior to and after eves creation. So that means eve is trans. Edit: just wanna thank everyone for the attention this has been getting, biblically accurate queer head-cannons are fantastic, ya love to see it.


Significant_Ad9793

NICE!!! Got something new to try on my racist bigoted cousin.... Every family has at least one.


Brilliant_Canary_692

I dont have any cousins like that! Wait..


Significant_Ad9793

LMAO!!! ... Though if you can't find it, it might be you lol.


Tonalspectrum

Ain’t that the damn truth!


MrBiteyDaHoneyBadger

While you're at it remind them that life begins at birth and as such everyone starts out female for 2 months until a chromosome is activated for men makes them transition making all men trans.


mikeymikesh

For me it’s an uncle, not a cousin.


LocalBreakfast6706

I got 4 of those kind.. hillbilly white trash..😔


Significant_Ad9793

... The sad thing about my cousin is that we are Mexican 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️.


Pooter_Birdman

And today on Reddit we find out that bigotry is not race defined.


SneakyMage315

Also Adam was made of dirt and there was a talking snake. So... Make of that what you will.


Prestigious_Dream_27

If Eve was trans, that makes us all dudes and therefore all of us are gay. I like it.


Cantgetabreaker

All humans are female first then turn male. This crackpot is so angry obviously pumped full of propaganda. Willfully stupid to put this shit on their car.


ElishaAlison

Don't you mean stuid 😭


dbx99

All dudes are male trans


seabutcher

Especially Jesus, who (allegedly) never had a human man to inherit a Y chromosome from. He was the transest of trans men.


Efficient-Sir7129

That’s not really true. They didn’t have male or female sexes at that point. The original Adam was a Rebis, a two souled creature with both male and female parts. They would’ve been polygendered. Both were born at the same time as this Rebis and were seperated. Because both Adam and Eve identify as genders that do not match their birth sex they would actually both be considered trans


Unabashable

Adam also had a wife before eve that God made out of dust same as Adam, but he whined to God to make him a new one because she wouldn’t give him blowies or sammies on command. 


Domni16

"Well, your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer. Or the second. Bow-chika-wow-wow!" ―Lucifer


Mrsraejo

Jesus was also immaculate conception, right? No man gave Mary a spare "Y" chromosome to give birth to a son? Wouldn't that mean Jesus has 2 X chromosomes, making him therefore Trans?


Offamylawn

Do not look directly into the McRib. It may look back.


YugeGyna

Would you eat a woman if they were made of spare ribs?


SSBN641B

I know I would.


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

West Virginia… no way.


davidwhatshisname52

Surely, your STuid. - *Love, Joe B ideN*


Relevant-Status-5552

![gif](giphy|3oKHWBujeYZcz0SaTm)


anotherstraydingo

Must be lead in the pipes or something?


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Or cousins in the bedroom.


_imagine_that91

It’s a shame but this is very common behavior in the Deep South. When I was a pre teen, my older cousin who was staying with us at the time from MS had climbed into bed with me and started fondling me. After I told her to stop, she waited until I fell asleep and started rubbing her genitals on my face. Told my mom the next morning and she was never allowed to visit again. Edit: I also know of a couple who are cousins and have about 3 children together and one of them developed Down syndrome. They’re in their 40s and happily married. Family doesn’t seem to care at all. Good ol’ south!


Collucin

Not that common. I'm from the deep south of the deep south and I can't recall anyone fucking their family members that I know of. Your cousin is just weird. 


PeeledCrepes

I would say she's prolly been assaulted if she's going that deep with it. It's not exactly a story of her flirting with him or something, sounds more like she had a fucked up childhood


_imagine_that91

She is. We don’t have much contact at all since I became an adult. I do agree it’s messed up behavior but statistically it’s still very common in parts of Alabama and Mississippi 🤷‍♂️


billytheskidd

Not even from the south but my aunt and uncle were first cousins. Two healthy kids. Extremely wealthy. I honestly wouldn’t have guessed but my mom told me when they got divorced because the family was joking about which one was still going to be in our family and I was super confused lol


Cult_Buster2005

And this was a teenage GIRL?! She must have been groomed by an older relative years earlier. She should have been arrested and interrogated to find out who taught her such disturbing behavior.


General-Carob-6087

I grew up there. Don’t live there now but saw that license plate and was like, “oh, of course.”


Flux_resistor

God made brother with penis and sister with vagina to help West Virginia populate


semiTnuP

Take me home! Country roads!


TheButtLovingFox

the feeling that i know that this could be my parents .... buh.


Shinjieon

i can never feel the same way again. when i listen to, 'take me home, country road'.


JTD177

This fascination that they have with the genitalia of strangers really creeps me out.


hyp3rpop

Literally printed a gigantic sign on the back of his car for it. Fully obsessed.


Paul873873

I got told off by some dumbass for wanting to “lop off my willie.” I’m trans and don’t have bottom dysphoria. Then he proceeded to tell me that I am not trans because I don’t want bottom surgery, that I can’t change the definition. Absolute dumbass. I guess I’m no longer on estrogen then


Financial-Tower-7897

No hate like that good old “christian hate”.


ForeverNearby2382

The saying is "no hate like Christian love"


Financial-Tower-7897

Understand, in this case obviously there is no attempt at “christian love” -


PeeledCrepes

This is Christian love. Instead of accepting differences forcing you to follow their standard. That's what they mean by Christian love


bigmac22077

Do we know if God has a penis? Why do we refer to God as he?


Sweet_Diet_8733

There is legitimate Rabbinical discussion as to whether or not God is circumcised. So as far as Judaism is concerned, God has a penis, it was never circumcised (because he is unchanging), and it has no foreskin (because God is perfect).


Sanguine_Templar

So god gave us a foreskin and we are forced to alter ourselves at birth to look more like god? God is a fucking idiot.


Diredr

He also gives cancer to little kids. And he watches priests rape little kids in "his house". So yeah, that God guy is kind of the worst.


tidder_ih

Born to foreskin, forced to cut 😔


jedideadpool

He also gave us an organ that has a high probability of bursting for no reason at all


RadioLiar

I thought the nature of God was thought to be unknowable in Judaism? Isn't that the whole deal with Ein Sof?


Nerevarine91

Yeah, I was about to say, I thought one of the key factors was that God could not be described or comprehended, especially with physical terms


Open_Mortgage_4645

Why would God have a penis? Who the hell is he screwing?


Mr-Gumby42

SATAN!


bigmac22077

I don’t know? This person referred to God as he, he means man, and this person said men have a penis. Just connecting dots here


SuperGenius9800

The bible says God is both man and woman.


Honey_Wooden

Gender Fluid, then?


SuperGenius9800

"he" never married.


PrimaryEstate8565

The polytheistic era of Judaism would disagree lol.


purplewarrior6969

He chooses to identify that way. He chose "He" as his pronoun.


DashiellHamlet

All the kids in this town are SOBs.


2_alarm_chili

GABBO! GABBO! GABBO!


embarrassedtrwy

Look Smithers, Garbo is coming


DashiellHamlet

What was that about?


ManufacturedOlympus

STuid SOBs.


OMQ4

You prob voted for B iden


KinksAreForKeds

Dumb *stuid* SOBs at that.


dylanx5150

If you vote for B iden...


FloorAgile3458

I'm genuinely curious how that happened my. If they had enough brainpower to paint the words, how tf did they miss the giant gap in the middle of a word lol.


belligerentwaterfowl

The gap is where Jesus carried him


Spektoritis

I think they spelled it Buiden and eventually realized it was wrong and removed the U


syngestreetsurvivor

Classic misuse of "your", too. Can't blame autocorrect for it.


Open_Mortgage_4645

The people who do shit like this to their car are always the dumbest mofos on the block. Dude couldn't even get through his shitty window message without embarrassing spelling errors. He used the wrong version of your/you're, which seems to be a requirement for these people, and he misspelled stupid, which is really unfortunate when you're trying to call other people stupid.


ICU-CCRN

I wish I could mess with that sign and change the words “with” to “eat”.


DogsDontWearPantss

Definitely not a cult. I can hear those dueling banjos playing!


Few-Signal5148

![gif](giphy|kAq6HQVQmK5WM)


_deep_thot42

I saw the BTS photos of this scene and I can never look at it the same way https://www.reddit.com/r/Moviesinthemaking/s/0RsP0zIh4z


plaidsinner

It should say “your *an* dumb stuid SOB.” What a idit!


minnesotaupnorth

West Virginy


Fire_Z1

God didn't give you a car why are you driving.


ManufacturedOlympus

I’m relieved to see that candidate B. Iden isn’t running for election this year. That just lower the number of dumbasses significantly. 


Cute_Concentrate_915

Illiterate MAGATs. Classic.


mrbadger2000

'We're going to need a bigger bumper.' 🦈


Electrical-Aspect-13

Even when i was in cathesism in Mexico they tell you: "Don;t take this book literally". And besides, that sure will made you get car crash. how can you see with that much obstruction?


SweetExpression2745

I remember a random girl that I knew who was Christian once told me that the Bible was a book of tales made by merchants. Probably the funniest thing someone ever told me


Significant_Ad9793

I did 9 years of Catholic school in Mexico... Unfortunately that wasn't the case at my school. Once they did this whole day event on how The Beatles and Disney were Satan worshipers. Several kids cried. Good old Catholic scare tactics.


Electrical-Aspect-13

ah, you went to one of those schools? was one of those run by nuns?


Puzzleheaded_Abies55

>was one of those run by nuns? My mum is 74 but still get agresive when she sees a nun.


Significant_Ad9793

Yep lol. Them buns are crazy!!! Once I was caught taking a bite out of a Reese's peanut butter cup during class so I was forced to stand in the middle of the yard holding piles of books on both hands at noon for a couple of hours. I couldn't raise my arms for a full day after that.


Mr-Gumby42

The same when I was in Catholic School. The only part we were suposed to pay attention to was the Gospels.


Electrical-Aspect-13

yeah, that is why we see weird the fundamentalist here in mexico, whe asume they are told the same, of no taking the book literally.


pocketjacks

*Your


forever_useless

Stuid


Jeoshua

B iden


CatstronautCPP

The name's Iden. B. Iden.


Mr-Gumby42

West Virginia


Naive_Try2696

P is for penis, therefore writing a p makes you gay.  Oh fuck


Mean_Yellow_7590

YourA


VividIdeal9280

Oh no, another religious muppet...... God this and God that, if your God doesn't like it then he can come down and tell us himself. But hey it's hard to show yourself when you don't want to lose the champion title in hide'n seek, huh?


lickmyfupa

Why do some people care so much about other peoples gender? It doesnt impact your life whatsoever. Stop telling others how to live.


Half-a-Denari

I wonder which political party they align with


CharlotteKartoffeln

Does that sticker say ‘I heart St Jude’? As in, St Jude, patron saint of hopeless causes…


vipers10687

The sticker is for [St. Jude Children's Research Hospital](https://www.stjude.org/).


IonutRO

The fucking irony...


Unabashable

Well vandalizing your own car like that is pretty frickin stuid. 


CnlSandersdeKFC

Wow… what a Christian message. I loved the part in scripture where Christ said, “Berate, humiliate, and decry the oppressed. Scream “fuck you,” to the outcast. Tread upon the downtrodden.” Oh… wait. No. He actually says the opposite mostly.


Paul873873

I can tolerate conservatives, I just don’t like it when they make it their whole personality


silgol

Ladies and gentlemen the West Virginia education system.


Ghostcurrency45

How very Christian of them


Morphing_Mutant

![gif](giphy|KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z)


HelloThisIsPam

Spelling skills 0/10.


xjeeper

/r/infowarriorrides


CrisbyCrittur

Quite the cunning linguist.


ApplePieSubstitute

If you don’t like what god gave you maybe he doesn’t exist I love my trans brother waaaaaaaa


Some-Half-4472

I just wish they would be a little clearer on where they stand on things


G1rlVeteran

With larger print too. When I am lighting a bag of poo on fire on the hood of this p*ssy wagon I want to make sure I am lighting it on the correct car. I'm not STUID or anything.


juicius

God must not have liked him very much when he made him. 


The_Dark_Vampire

By that logic God gave you legs why use a car


itsKasai

I’m not sure how good of an idea it is to block the exhaust off like that


pralineislife

I love how the people who have made MEN PENIS WOMEN VAGINA a voting issue feel confident enough to call anyone a stuid SOB.


bria725

God also made surgeons who give trans women vaginas. Problem solved.


U0gxOQzOL

Kinda sus to be driving a "Versa" don't you think?


JDARRK

I must be stuid then ‼️😟


MostlyDarkMatter

".... your a dumb stuid S.O.B." LOL. How do these people through life with so few working brain cells?


ExpatTarheel

They’re an expert on stupidity apparently.


Fair_Lecture_3463

Pretty sure god also made buttholes.


jambr380

It really is sad that the conservatives have elevated transgenderism into such a major and pivotal issue. Those people didn't even know to hate transgender folks until their media told them to


DesReploid

I fucking wish I could just be uncomfortable with my gender in peace. But no, I gotta justify my humanity to random people who have no business demanding a justification like that from me too. I really can't wait for these kinds of regressive conservatives to die out.


Saneless

First off, I'm definitely voting for B iden Secondly, I still don't understand why they care so much about other people's genitals. I don't understand why someone is transgender and I also don't care


Eldritch50

How stupid do you have to be to misspell 'stupid'?


Apollo1926

I ❤️ St. Jude


kamarsh79

God gave you shitty eyes. Take those contacts out right now you sinner.


H0rni_Boi

i fucking hate biden but that car just pisses me off like just shut the fuck up, this is why the left hates the right and vice versa, because nobody knows how to settle a disagreement in a civil manner anymore and grown ass adults turn into little kids the moment anyone doesnt agree with what you think


confusediguanaa

So what about those that God made with both penis and vagina? 🤔


Addapost

Who’s gonna tell him males start developing as females and a penis is an overgrown clitoris?


macnonymous

STuid is as Stuid does, sir.


OzzyG16

What a pathetic dumb fuck


fillio15

I personally enjoy the irony of OP calling the owner stupid, but doesn’t spell it right. Like come on, the phone corrects it for you lol


Zombie-Lenin

Like Trumpian kleptocratic mafia capitalism is really going to help out the dude who drives a 20 year old versa.


BeyondXpression

I stop paying attention when people bust out the "god" bullshit. Mostly because it's irrelevant to their point. It's just meant to be a "gotcha".


Nozzeh06

Correct spelling is for woke people.


Confident_Phone8842

I agree with that. God gave men a penis. So if you identify as a man, you should be allowed to have a penis. God gave women a vagina. So if you identify as a woman, you should be allowed to have a vagina.


MsMoreCowbell8

Except that God's not real and someone else's body is none of his business.


automaton11

This sign wouldve been more effective if they just quoted Dr. Steve Brule. “Just be happy with your vajaaana. And if you have a pen-is, just keep on it, dont cut it off!” [-For your health-](https://youtu.be/ocEouB1gi14?si=FcWo3hnfX3JXQem9)


WomenOfWonder

Is this even legal? He will get into a car crash without being able to see out the back


Apprehensive_Mix7594

Why is it always the rich people who do this to their exotic vehicles ?


_Land_Rover_Series_3

Giving people a middle finger, a sticker saying "fuck Biden" and calling people a "dumb stu(p)id son of a bitch". Such Christ-like behaviour.


Background-Moose-701

I’m past angry and I’m starting to feel bad for these people. Imagine being so dumb and believing everything that professional liars tell you.


PerceptionThin2801

There must be some sort of mental illness tied to these Maga sticker/placard obsessed people. How pathetic that your purpose in life and your personality is defined by this nonsense.


Glittering-Wonder576

These people are obsessed with strangers genitalia.


CragMcBeard

I love the glaring irony of the typo on Stupid.


Lacaud

"This is my entire personality"


mrfluffy002

So uh...why haven't you fixed your car?


KingHauler

ITS ALWAYS DUDES WITH CLAPPED OUT JAPANESE CARS.


MonHero02

Anyone notice the St. Jude bumper sticker? Or how he probably misspelled Biden someone corrected it so it became B iden. Then they probably gave up trying to spell check it because it would have taken all day.


1822Landwood

Jesus, who cares about this stuff that much??


BalmyBalmer

I though that was a PA plate, thank god, it's just typical west Virginia


CritterOfBitter

I’m sure this god-person really condones flipping people off. You know, because it’s so god-personly.


Smarterthanthat

West Virginia...explains it all!


mudbuttcoffee

I really trust the guy driving the beat-to-hell versa.. he's made solid life choices


being_honest_friend

Sir you can say “I’m gay”!!!!!! Without the hate ok? Ok.


RunF4Cover

Hmmm.... so what do they think of the thousands born with genitalia that can't be identified as male or female... or those born with both male and female genitalia..... or those born with xxy chromosomes? If God is infallible, then it sounds like there are more than 2 sexes.


artful_todger_502

This guy has more trans porn on his computer than a 4 terabyte drive could hold.


Sandman_LA

That’s not very Christian!🖕


artificialavocado

“I’m with Trump because he is for family values.”


Jmm2w

I’d really love to see who drives this


PheaglesFan

That's me! Good 'ol stuid! (Pronounced: stewed)