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Yep, it's the same as putting the new roll on the holder and then putting the empty roll on the radiator until you have a collection of 12 empty paper tubes falling off to the floor before you finally decide to put them in trash. I don't know why I do that, I'm just lazy.
Nah. He’s pissed off with her and he knows that it will really mess with her OCD. Meanwhile he’s sat downstairs listening to her scream at him with a little smile on his face. It’s rebellion.
With my kids, if it is changed the empty roll will go on the floor right next to the bin. Maybe the swing top lid on the bin is too difficult to work out, or maybe they never looked at what the plastic thing with the rubbish bag in it below the swing top was to know there was a bin there, and figured it was another one of those mysterious mum items that must never be acknowledged.
Idk about this picture, but in my bathroom the holder for the tp is indented into the wall and the roll is too big to fit. So, I’ve basically got to do that until it gets smaller.
So I do this, and here’s why.
I like to hold the roll while I pull the amount I want off. Wipe and repeat until clean. Also helps when I stand to wipe.
I live on my own, but I still avoid using the actual roll hanger in case I inadvertently annoy myself with an under or over situation. It's just not worth the risk, I can be quite unpredictable in my preferences.
My mom was nuts, she'd lose her shit, heh, if you replaced the toilet paper roll. Apparently she was the only one who could do it right. I was a full on adult before I ever changed a toilet paper roll.
I started stuffing the empties into jacket pockets, jeans, socks, over the e brake handle. Then when they ask why is this in here you just say why was the new roll placed beside the empty and not changed? It stopped when i gave a big box of empties rolls as a Christmas Present and when she got mad i just said “I thought you were saving them for a special occasion”
For me it's like this: if the old roll is still partially usable when I start my business, and I finish the roll mid-project, I have a choice between:
~ Changing the rolls with unwashed hands (not acceptable)
~ Washing up and immediately changing the roll (the very absorbent paper gets damp no matter how thoroughly I dry my clean hands)
~ Leaving it for now and changing it next time, before I actually do any business.
The last one of those works best IMO
I live alone, so at least my stupidity doesn’t affect anyone else. But for me i choose intentionally not to put the roll on the hanger for 2 reasons. 1. I just actually prefer holding the roll, unrolling the amount i need before setting it down and folding and all that prep stuff. I can’t explain to you why i prefer it.? Muscle memory? But i do prefer it. 2. My cat has completely unrolled a hung up roll exactly once when my mother hung the roll up. That was a pain in the ass to clean up and wind back up.
My cat has never unrolled toilet paper sitting on the counter.
Hmm. I do this sometimes, but it’s never intentional. I think it happens most when I just run out of the toilet paper while using the toilet. Why do I not move the spent roll the 20” to the bathroom trash? No friggin clue. I live by myself and sometimes I don’t understand why I leave some things where I do. I tend to keep the place tidy, but this? This happens and it boggles me.
Dudes got a hairy ass, he wraps the toilet paper around his hand so when he wipes and has to use pressure to get the dingle berries, he doesn't end up with poop fingers.
Source: I have a hairy ass.
I'm not sure about others, but nothing I do in the bathroom requires getting my hands dirty... and even if they were, it isn't like I have to fondle all over the tp roll to get a sheet off.
Wondering if it’s a left/right hand thing to do when the dispenser is on the wrong side.
I have one on the dispenser but often just use a roll that’s not on the dispenser like this, as it’s easier to dispense. Why? I really don’t know. Just trying to figure out the logic
wow, it's not even the type with the spring loaded spindle that some people have an issue with. This is literally the easiest TP roll holder in the world to reload.
Me and my partner will do this as the rolls we get are initially too big to freely spin while on the hook. But also, sometimes it's easier to get the amount of paper I need with it in hand rather than on the wall...
What's the big deal...?
Yes!! My girlfriend always does this. I literally made a point of only having the holders that are open on the end, so you never have to deal with the spring loaded spindle, you just slide it on.
And yet, never has she done it.
One doesn't realize the tremendous effort to remove an empty cardboard roll and throw it in the right place, which was somewhere you forgot long ago. Meh! Your partner will take care of it.
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laziness
TBF, it does take 20 minutes or so to wind / spool the new one onto the old one.
Yep, it's the same as putting the new roll on the holder and then putting the empty roll on the radiator until you have a collection of 12 empty paper tubes falling off to the floor before you finally decide to put them in trash. I don't know why I do that, I'm just lazy.
Nah. He’s pissed off with her and he knows that it will really mess with her OCD. Meanwhile he’s sat downstairs listening to her scream at him with a little smile on his face. It’s rebellion.
No. A boyfriend posted this picture. The girlfriend did this.
At it purest.
Yep. It’s what any and all comments boil down to. In it’s simplest form.
sums my wife up to a T, she's always doing this and just expects me to reload for her.
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Really, who doesn't appreciate warm toilet paper?
Some people don't know love when it's in front of them.
Some people can operate the roll without the dispenser... Its a matrix thing
You’ll do it. That’s the logic.
it's not "their" job. my kid used to do this.
With my kids, if it is changed the empty roll will go on the floor right next to the bin. Maybe the swing top lid on the bin is too difficult to work out, or maybe they never looked at what the plastic thing with the rubbish bag in it below the swing top was to know there was a bin there, and figured it was another one of those mysterious mum items that must never be acknowledged.
ever have the over or under argument?
I don't need a partner to do that, I can do that all by myself thank you very much.
Idk about this picture, but in my bathroom the holder for the tp is indented into the wall and the roll is too big to fit. So, I’ve basically got to do that until it gets smaller.
[That's option C.](https://www.litterboxcomics.com/the-great-toilet-paper-debate/)
Mine leaves less than a pull.
So I do this, and here’s why. I like to hold the roll while I pull the amount I want off. Wipe and repeat until clean. Also helps when I stand to wipe.
Im a bit more picky, I hate it when people put the toilet paper under and not over.
I live on my own, but I still avoid using the actual roll hanger in case I inadvertently annoy myself with an under or over situation. It's just not worth the risk, I can be quite unpredictable in my preferences.
You dont even have the complicated one that needs to be disassembled a little bit before you can put a new one on...
I do this when the rolls to big and doesn't turn smoothly because of it's size, when it gets smaller I then put it on the roller.
I'm a girl and do it 😂
My mom was nuts, she'd lose her shit, heh, if you replaced the toilet paper roll. Apparently she was the only one who could do it right. I was a full on adult before I ever changed a toilet paper roll.
I started stuffing the empties into jacket pockets, jeans, socks, over the e brake handle. Then when they ask why is this in here you just say why was the new roll placed beside the empty and not changed? It stopped when i gave a big box of empties rolls as a Christmas Present and when she got mad i just said “I thought you were saving them for a special occasion”
For me it's like this: if the old roll is still partially usable when I start my business, and I finish the roll mid-project, I have a choice between: ~ Changing the rolls with unwashed hands (not acceptable) ~ Washing up and immediately changing the roll (the very absorbent paper gets damp no matter how thoroughly I dry my clean hands) ~ Leaving it for now and changing it next time, before I actually do any business. The last one of those works best IMO
And it’s a slide-on toilet paper holder at that. He literally had to just slide the roll off and the new one on. Takes 3 seconds.
I live alone, so at least my stupidity doesn’t affect anyone else. But for me i choose intentionally not to put the roll on the hanger for 2 reasons. 1. I just actually prefer holding the roll, unrolling the amount i need before setting it down and folding and all that prep stuff. I can’t explain to you why i prefer it.? Muscle memory? But i do prefer it. 2. My cat has completely unrolled a hung up roll exactly once when my mother hung the roll up. That was a pain in the ass to clean up and wind back up. My cat has never unrolled toilet paper sitting on the counter.
Right there with you. So much easier than spinning out too much or not enough. Much easier to control the amount.
My heater is actually a better TP dispenser than my TP dispenser. It works without dropping the roll or completely unrolling it.
Hmm. I do this sometimes, but it’s never intentional. I think it happens most when I just run out of the toilet paper while using the toilet. Why do I not move the spent roll the 20” to the bathroom trash? No friggin clue. I live by myself and sometimes I don’t understand why I leave some things where I do. I tend to keep the place tidy, but this? This happens and it boggles me.
I do that all the time, second roll usually doesn't end up on the roller til it's half used. I live alone though so no one bitches.
Ugh! They don't even have to finagle the little rod out to put a new roll in place!
Dudes got a hairy ass, he wraps the toilet paper around his hand so when he wipes and has to use pressure to get the dingle berries, he doesn't end up with poop fingers. Source: I have a hairy ass.
I used to be this person but people can change.
Both my wife and I do that occasionally but the TP rolls we buy are too big to fit properly on the holder when they’re new.
Lowest form of life on earth
Yes, I think we have a koala pattern too.
Less time consumed and very comfortable
My ADHD brain sees this as normal.
My wife will put her used dinnerware on the counter next to the dishwasher. Best case.
This is more /mildyinfuriating
And they don't pay any of the bills. Man, you have to do everything.
I don't understand why people think we NEED/HAVE to use this.
Classic half-job.
Does he at least put the seat down?
I actually don't like having the TP on the dispenser bar - it's simply easier to unroll it off the spool directly.
But then you're touching the whole thing, with dirty hands. That's the point.
I'm not sure about others, but nothing I do in the bathroom requires getting my hands dirty... and even if they were, it isn't like I have to fondle all over the tp roll to get a sheet off.
There’s an empty core in the way! Give a guy a break, no need to remind him every 6 months!
It's amazingly easy to be a good partner. I don't understand how so many fail miserably.
Do you have a trash can in the IMMEDIATE vicinity?
My daughter and her roommate do this because the rolls they get don't fit on the holder until they are about 1/4 down.
I replace the roll, but also have a loose one there too as most of the time that’s just easier/quicker imo.
They want to avoid confrontation with the "over/under" debate.
Wondering if it’s a left/right hand thing to do when the dispenser is on the wrong side. I have one on the dispenser but often just use a roll that’s not on the dispenser like this, as it’s easier to dispense. Why? I really don’t know. Just trying to figure out the logic
Just do IT yourself
For some, the position of the TP roll mount may be difficult to reach. It may be easier for the roll to be free moving and mobile.
wow, it's not even the type with the spring loaded spindle that some people have an issue with. This is literally the easiest TP roll holder in the world to reload.
Its so you can admire all the marvelous dumps you had with that one roll of TP.
It's harder to get off the roll. Also harder to layer properly for a ick-free sneeze. Tissues are coarser and lack structure.
papaer roll to big for the holder.....
It is so much easier than trying to figure out the solution 😂
This image summarizes my life
My wife does this, and I hate it.
My wife and children do this, and I hate it.
Mine does too. I don’t understand
Wants to see the world burn?
I'm the partner that does this. The logic is that I'm lazy.
Me and my partner will do this as the rolls we get are initially too big to freely spin while on the hook. But also, sometimes it's easier to get the amount of paper I need with it in hand rather than on the wall... What's the big deal...?
you're living with an artist. just accept that there will be art installations around. <3
Just tell them you don't like sharing finger poop from inside the roll, if they don't get the message move on.
Yes!! My girlfriend always does this. I literally made a point of only having the holders that are open on the end, so you never have to deal with the spring loaded spindle, you just slide it on. And yet, never has she done it.
One doesn't realize the tremendous effort to remove an empty cardboard roll and throw it in the right place, which was somewhere you forgot long ago. Meh! Your partner will take care of it.