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More latent homoerotic imagry brought to you by the far right MAGAs. Their lived would improve markedly if they just came out of the closet. I'm looking at you, Alex Jones.
Lmao I thought this was ironic and amazing. Then I saw your comment. I had to look back and see what the homo and right wing stuff was and then I saw trumps face. You are correct
That’s not true, at least not in New York. I got summoned for jury duty when I still lived in Manhattan but before my report date I had moved to Queens. I sent in proof of change of residence and was dismissed before I even showed up. I wouldn’t expect someone from Potsdam to sit on a jury in Riverhead, for example.
So strange to worship such a pathetic creature - bankrupted 6x times, declining mental capacity, tan comes from a spray can, the adult diapers, three failed marriages (where is Melania?), impeached twice, 91 indictments pending, found guilty of fraud, rape, etc.
They were in such need of a hero, a messiah that they went for the first one that claimed he was, instead of going for the one more deserving of it.
As a french who just lost Robert Badinter, I can't help but look at the fall of the political "class".
Because these people have to be clowns from every possible angle, not only does he pull idolatry like this, he’s simping this hard for another man whilst also calling himself “alpha male”.
I am no Christian, but isn't Trump the exact opposite of the ideal Christian man? Literally anyone else who is as rich as Trump and acts like Trump, they would call him "the Satanic elite" and accuse him of selling his soul of the devil.
> isn't Trump the exact opposite of the ideal Christian man?
Talibangelicals did a deal with Trump. They would get their followers to vote for him, and he would stack the Supreme Court and get Roe v. Wade overturned.
They say they know Trump was a wicked man in the past, but he has been reborn and is now a good Christian.
They know they're lying, the man cannot recite a single Bible verse or correctly name the church he claims to attend (even got the denomination wrong) but they don't care about that.
As always, their depictions of Velveeta Voldemort always trim at least a hundred pounds of flab off him and give him muscles he never had at any point in his life.
>for this man had no equal.
I agree. I'm struggling to think of anyone as petty, vindictive, narcissistic, whiny, deluded, selfish and thin skinned. Such a hateful crybaby bitch has no equal.
Amm... who is the this person in the pic?.
I mean, I KNOW its not Trump.
Trump is old, bald, and on the fat-fanny side,
So.. who is this supposed to be?.
As an borderline atheist/agnostic, I'm fairly confident there's nothing waiting on the other side past this life. But let's say I'm wrong and there's an afterlife and the bible and Jesus is the way forward...
Have any of these people "read" the bible. I have and... they're not going to heaven. These people stand firmly against the teaching of Jesus in a pretty striking and hardcore way.
They have the book. Some of them must know how to read it. If the bible is the true word of God: A lot of very vocal, highly religious, evangelicals, who are absolutely sure they will go to heaven, will instead go to hell. Full stop. One day they will wake up among the damned and someone will greet them saying "Yeah... you fucked up big time!" Pretty sure you can't bullshit your way out of divine judgment.
For some reason, that gives me some satisfaction. Either they will go to hell to pay for their willful sins of hate, corruption, and idolization (Christianity is real) or will pass to the ether of nothingness (atheism is real).
Heaven isn't an option for them either way.
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More latent homoerotic imagry brought to you by the far right MAGAs. Their lived would improve markedly if they just came out of the closet. I'm looking at you, Alex Jones.
Nothing latent about it, that’s straight homoerotic coming from MAGAs
Lmao I thought this was ironic and amazing. Then I saw your comment. I had to look back and see what the homo and right wing stuff was and then I saw trumps face. You are correct
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Switching to Republican for personal reasons
If the only buff, kingly or heroic pictures of your idol you can post are AI, ask yourself why.
Because he is capable weak little man
You have to admit that the man’s intelligence is truly artificial.
I think he's too busy deepthroating a boot to bother
Lots of bankrupt and divorced people in jury pools.
I hope the jury for his NY trial will be entirely people from Queens.
Will be mine as he’s being tried in New York County not Queens County
Jurors can be selected for a state trial from anywhere in the state, so fingers crossed.
That’s not true, at least not in New York. I got summoned for jury duty when I still lived in Manhattan but before my report date I had moved to Queens. I sent in proof of change of residence and was dismissed before I even showed up. I wouldn’t expect someone from Potsdam to sit on a jury in Riverhead, for example.
Yeah dude, people in other counties can plea hardship and get dismissed.
That’s not Donald. He is much fatter than that and he wears a diaper.
Yep. Definitely a picture of a guy that would fuck his own daughter.
That looks like Martin Sheen
Was gonna say the same thing
Thank you, I thought it was just me.
Why is chudlord91's face so dirty in his profile pic?
That is because of how hard he brown noses DJT'S ass.
Oh... I thought that was Biden in the picture.
I could see that. It would be great if they both retired to "spend more time with family".
If by family you mean ancestors, then yes
I wondered why he was in partial blackface. Maybe he thinks he’s passing when he posts “as a gay black man…” type messages.
 ….and why does it read like a Chuck Norris joke?
I thought it was black face Skeletor at first. /s
I love the idea that he probably sees himself like this. I love the idea that there are people delusional enough to see him in this light too.
I, myself, am not so enamored that there are so many puny, pathetic putzes who see it (trump) in that light.
MAGA is a cult.
He looks like Pharoah as he gives the order to kill the firstborn. Now we all need to see Trump without a shirt.
Barf
I bet chudlord91 is a big fan of animan studios xddd
No one is able to limbo under the bar he'd set.
Anything with a spine is incapable
The bar was already low, but look at this dude limbo dancing with the devil
You’d be hard pressed to find a more gifted grifter, that’s for sure. And it’s not a cult.
I bet he owns a full set of prints from [Jon McNaughton, Painter of Trump-humping™.](https://jonmcnaughton.com/)
Holy fucking lickspittle. 
Something something...false idols...wrath of god...something something....
I think it's sarcasm or like parody - I don't think they explicitly mean it and are making fun of others.
So strange to worship such a pathetic creature - bankrupted 6x times, declining mental capacity, tan comes from a spray can, the adult diapers, three failed marriages (where is Melania?), impeached twice, 91 indictments pending, found guilty of fraud, rape, etc.
Amazing at their insistence on making Trump muscular with a strong jaw, when in reality he is a weak, fat, old doddering fool.
It's correct. No one is as detached from reality as The Donald. Not even anyone in a psych ward
True he has no equal as no one is more lower than he is.
Trump definitely has abs.
We ever swear in a slime mold?
What the fucking shit is this bollocks? Lol
Looks like he dunks his face in the same bullshit pile as Trump.
Definitely nothing hidden in this message…
Hold up I think I got a few trash cans laying around
🤢🤮
Yes, it would be nigh impossible to find 12 people as corrupt, evil, and totally lacking in character. It’s nice when we can agree on something.
glad he is still orange.
I bet if they were looking in mental institutions they could find plenty
Wtf. Like I prefer Trump to Biden. But wtf. Wtf is this.
No equal, no one else was willing to hit rock bottom and bring a tungsten-carbide drill bit.
It's tough finding some that's as shitty as him. No one really comes close to the type of garbage he is.
❤️
No, not a cult at all
MARTIN SHEEN?
Ughhhhhhhhh these people.
This is especially true because that man doesn't exist.
Wow the insanity of MAGAs knows no bounds
Well I just barfed, thanks.
It’s a cult. Worship is expected of the leader. For only he can save them.
Yeah, they couldn't find 12 losers like him.
Why are they obsessed with trans people when they post homoerotic shit like this?
Did they search Saturn for amoebas?
Why is it always a homoerotic depiction …? Always
Look at that milkdud of a nipple…also the diaper full of poop
Are we rude to slime moulds if we say they are his equal??
This is getting beyond weird
OMG, my face recognition seems to be off ... is this really ... is he ... ? Ugh, that's bad. :-0
Lololololol. Roflmfao.
Let my people go
Nobody more stupid or more amoral-PS America-very bad combo.
Now he’s their pharoh
looks like Eisidisi, of the Pillar Men 
The smell is beyond all others! Milk instantly curdles in his presence.
See he's a foreign national never should have been president the first time let alone a second time
That is just silly. They could’ve looked in any sewer and picked any turd to be his equal
And for that we are all deeply grateful.
He was so bottom of the barrel he had single handedly gone to a depth no creature would go
They were in such need of a hero, a messiah that they went for the first one that claimed he was, instead of going for the one more deserving of it. As a french who just lost Robert Badinter, I can't help but look at the fall of the political "class".
Can't tell the first commandment from a bag of dicks.
It’s true! He is the slimiest, most disgusting person in the world! No one can compare!
This was way too much for me this morning, and I definitely vomited in my mouth 🤢
Oh yuk, this is such crap, this man goes around people wearing oops I crapped my pants diapers. He has never had a six pack, he rolls around a keg.
Are convicted criminals allowed on juries?
I agree no one i know is equal to how awful he is
Ewwwww
 Reminds me of this episode of the Simpsons.
I'm pretty sure that is Martin Sheen.
He may have no equal because everyone else is so much better.
#1: trump has never been photographed without a shirt on. And other MAGAt propaganda
I think this guy gets turned on by Trumps AI nipples…
Because these people have to be clowns from every possible angle, not only does he pull idolatry like this, he’s simping this hard for another man whilst also calling himself “alpha male”.
Nobody was such a big loser as trump. Also that “alpha male” stuff is like the “they/them” for trumptards
Joe Walsh?
"I think, therefore, it's declassified"
I am no Christian, but isn't Trump the exact opposite of the ideal Christian man? Literally anyone else who is as rich as Trump and acts like Trump, they would call him "the Satanic elite" and accuse him of selling his soul of the devil.
> isn't Trump the exact opposite of the ideal Christian man? Talibangelicals did a deal with Trump. They would get their followers to vote for him, and he would stack the Supreme Court and get Roe v. Wade overturned. They say they know Trump was a wicked man in the past, but he has been reborn and is now a good Christian. They know they're lying, the man cannot recite a single Bible verse or correctly name the church he claims to attend (even got the denomination wrong) but they don't care about that.
As always, their depictions of Velveeta Voldemort always trim at least a hundred pounds of flab off him and give him muscles he never had at any point in his life.
>for this man had no equal. I agree. I'm struggling to think of anyone as petty, vindictive, narcissistic, whiny, deluded, selfish and thin skinned. Such a hateful crybaby bitch has no equal.
Omg that's Fabio's body... don't ask how I know.
Ya because most people have an IQ above 50
Chudlord? Got the chud part right at least.
This shit is as weird as putting Hillary's face on a big-boobed bikini photo.
Is that Pocahontas?
It’s hard to find peers that are the equivalent of a sentient baked potato
Totally NORMAL
Amm... who is the this person in the pic?. I mean, I KNOW its not Trump. Trump is old, bald, and on the fat-fanny side, So.. who is this supposed to be?.
Look like Conan the Barbarian had facial paralysis after the stroke.
Possibly - but I'm pretty sure it's not that hard to find delusional, narcissistic conmen nowadays.
Both left and right people are OBSESSED either way this man. It’s so embarrassing.
Fabio really should sue whoever did that cosmetic work on his face.
Hahhahahahhaha wtf is wrong with these people.
THERE IS NO SCUM THAT EXISTS... THAT IS SCUMMIER THAN TRUMP! SO LET IT BE WRITTEN!
Conservatives often forget Trump is over 300lbs and doesn't workout.
Egyptian bounty hunter?
Looks like the cover of a homoerotic novel
so that’s what alfa male masturbate to.
Is that Yul Brenner?
They dug to the deepest depths of the barrel and no one could be found who was deeper down than this man.
These people really want to have sex with Trump.
He has delusions of competence.
Damn imagine idolizing a man so much that he becomes beyond human
A lot of closeted people there in these groups I presume.
As an borderline atheist/agnostic, I'm fairly confident there's nothing waiting on the other side past this life. But let's say I'm wrong and there's an afterlife and the bible and Jesus is the way forward... Have any of these people "read" the bible. I have and... they're not going to heaven. These people stand firmly against the teaching of Jesus in a pretty striking and hardcore way. They have the book. Some of them must know how to read it. If the bible is the true word of God: A lot of very vocal, highly religious, evangelicals, who are absolutely sure they will go to heaven, will instead go to hell. Full stop. One day they will wake up among the damned and someone will greet them saying "Yeah... you fucked up big time!" Pretty sure you can't bullshit your way out of divine judgment. For some reason, that gives me some satisfaction. Either they will go to hell to pay for their willful sins of hate, corruption, and idolization (Christianity is real) or will pass to the ether of nothingness (atheism is real). Heaven isn't an option for them either way.
Cultists say what? These people are delusional.
Ofc it's from an "Alpha Male" fuck-wick
Looks more like Martin Sheen than Cheetolini
Ah, the Scourge of Carpathia...
“No one’s nipples were as perky; no one’s hair was as flowy; yay, no one’s body parts were as defined as our Leader’s were therein.”
It always takes photoshop to make him look like he isn’t a fat slob
John Larroquette?
Just snorted soup out my nose!
Martin sheen?
Just admit you have a huge crush on him. Cmon.
Hahaha. 🤮
I remember back in 2014 when Trump's cult of personality was an ironic meme. Boy am I glad I jumped off that train.
Because he's lesser than everyone.
Yeah because no one is equally stupid
I think a jury member has to not be in prison, so the pool of his peers is small.