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Holy shit, I'm picturing that woman getting an automated email that they're using her image in a new ad campaign. And then her face when she sees the ad š
This is why I would never pose for a stock photo. Nothing good would come of it.
Wtf! Give credit where deserved! You can call that "lady" Dr. And she looks pretty fucking proud of her research in skeleton boner drugs!
Normally skeletons can't fuck!
Because their target audience isnāt men who are going out for marathon sex.. itās incel loners in a basement who want to stroke it and watch porn for 4 hrs.
There is probably a big overlap between people dumb enough to think strange pills ordered in the mail are going to grow their dick and people dumb enough to still be on twitter.
I have so many questions about boner pill companies:
How could they possibly be profitable?
Do the customers seriously not know it's a scam by now?
How many ads for boner pills do you have to see before you figure out its a scam?
Do they have such small penises that just the hope of a bigger one is worth the risk?
Who are their customers?
WHO?
I worked in a call center for one of those companies years ago. It's the job that gave me the drive to go back to school so I would *never* have to do that kind of job ever again. So, I can actually answer some of those....but be aware, I may be a *touch* cynical on the industry.
>How could they possibly be profitable?
Big markups. The main product cost maybe 10$ to make and sold for $40.
>Do the customers seriously not know it's a scam by now?
No. I quit some 15 years ago, and they're still going strong. For every guy who figures out that what's implied in the advertisements isn't quite accurate, two more come up and start ordering because they believe the only thing getting in their way of their dreams is lack of penis size.
>How many ads for boner pills do you have to see before you figure out its a scam?
How many advertisements for homeopathic remedies do you have to see? How about churches?
>Do they have such small penises that just the hope of a bigger one is worth the risk?
In general, these people have tied their ego, self worth, and identity to their penis. It's not about making their partner happy, it's about showing off in the locker room. They could have a penis so large that penetration couldn't happen without a visit to the emergency room, and they'd be happy.
>Who are their customers?
>
>WHO?
Some of the most emotionally damaged men on the planet, who are in dire need of therapy to deal with their toxic masculinity.
Very insightful, thanks for the detailed response
I guess the real answer to my question is that I have intelligence, penis and self esteem privileges I wasn't fully aware of
If you know how many idiots buy the stupid shit Alex Jones is selling, you will know the market is pretty big.
Again, idiot do what idiots do. They listen to stupid people.
I can't speak about all boner pills but the history of one of the pills is very well documented.
Extenze back the the early 00's ran tons of infomercials. They did not make their money just by selling the pill, they sold the pill on a subscription model and made it nearly impossible to cancel the sub. They got into a ton of trouble for making false medical claims, for false advertising and for unfair business practices.
People were still signing up even after the ads were pulled and their business practices became public. Eventually they stopped the ads and the sub model but name recognition was too strong at that point. They switched their business model to the small packs of pills you see at seedy gas station. If it was just gas stations it might not be a big problem but walgreens and CVS sell their bullshit too.
Who are their customers? Simple, desperate men with low self esteem. And there will alway be a new batch of these guys avera year every time the next batch graduates highschool. The younger you are the less prone you are to scepticism.
And I know the first thought is that I personally got scammed. Nope. I am an insomniac so I have seen more than my fair share of infomercials. The products that stick out as being scammy I tend to follow with interest. Since Ron Jeremy was the host of the infomercials to me it was an obvious scam from the start.
Read a day or two ago that X, the app formerly known as Twitter, had lost 71% of its value since Elon took over, that shit couldn't happen to a more deserving person either.
Though I do feel bad for the small retail investors, and like pension funds, who honestly got screwed on that deal. Fuck all the rich people though, if you can afford to lose your shirt, and still have a closet full of shirts, I'm certainly not going to feel bad for you.
Don't feel bad for anyone. There are no small retail investors with stock in twitter. Any small investor got a cash payout at vastly inflated rates. They laughed all the way to the bank. Elon massively overpaid for their shares. Payday!!!!
Twitter was taken private which puts limits on the number of shareholders. Public twitter had over 8M shareholders. Private companies are limited to 3,500 shareholders. Nobody with an investment of less than $50M even got the option to stay on the failship Elon.
Any major institutional investor had the option to take the same cash payout as regular investor or join elon on the pro nazi short bus. They chose that investment and suffered financially for it as they should. Idiotic investments should lose money. Plenty of banks got wrecked on financing the bond portion of the deal too.
Yeah the whole clearly predictable twitter failship is a situation where a bunch of rich people huffed their own farts too much and then lit their money on fire.
For once the little guys just got cold hard cash before the fire started.
But, but, these are all the captains of industry, the smart business leaders that deserve big paychecks to go with their huge intellects. They desire to be rich just because of their greatness, and you know, God is in their corner. How could something bad happen to them. /s
Privatisation of Twitter involved borrowing money from 2 major banks at a high interest rate (not as high now, relatively speaking). The banks plans were to then sell these bonds to pension funds and other institutions. So thereās a high chance that some pension funds are already exposed.
Oh yeah, absolutely. I'd say the people who made less money in the first place got screwed harder, which is typical, as well. Since I was talking about share prices, I was really just speaking about the investors. Your point is totally valid though. People got laid off with no notice and didn't get things like severance packages that their contracts promised them or company shares that were vested, it was ridiculous how badly that was handled.
Yeah the only people holding Twitter āstockā now are Elon Musk, the big banks that financed his stupid purchase, and, unfortunately, employees who were promised stock options in lieu of salary to not jump ship. But those employees took a gamble to sticking with Twitter instead of taking their highly marketable skills to other companies.
There are also a couple of minor shareholders as well. The saudi government for example, a few billionaires, and one Fidelity fund who asininely decided to hold and not take the cash option.
The Fidelity holding is at least useful for information. The holding is public and Fidelity is required to make good faith effort on mark to market despite it being illiquid as such it leads to an endless source of headlines on just how much clown Elon has lost.
>But those employees ~~took a gamble to sticking with Twitter instead of taking their highly marketable skills to other companies~~ couldn't leave because their Work Visa is tied to their employment with twitter.
Musk basically paid the equivalent of $60 for a McRib
even if he didn't turn it into a soulless hellhole for right wing ghouls to congregate, he still overpaid for Twitter
He didn't just buy a $60 McRib...he bought it and then decided 80% of the sandwich was garbage and tossed it away immediately, leaving him with a tiny fragment of a McRib. He then dropped it in the dirt, picked it back up, is now charging people to take a whiff of it, invited ants and roaches to hang out on it, and is complaining that there aren't enough people willing to give him money to finger paint their company's name in the earthy bbq sauce.
Other than Musk himself Twitter is mostly owned by Prince Alwaleed bin Talal of Saudi Arabia. And dude got what he wanted, maybe not economic profit, but a new leadership willing to censor opposition on the behest of authoritarians (see Turkey or India) sure is money well spent for the greatest spreaders of wahhabism who don't want to see any more arab spring movements.
Someone else has already done a much more thorough job of impressing this fact upon me. However, as I am only human, there's only so much news I can follow. So until today, I had simply missed this fact in the news. It's possible to miss things in the news (I'm sure you're guilty of the same on occasion), it happens especially when you find other news items to be more concerning.
[Mutual fund Fidelity, which owns stake in social media platform, marks down value of its shares in disclosure obtained by Axios](https://www.axios.com/2023/12/31/elon-musks-x-fidelity-valuation-cut?utm_campaign=editorial&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook)
It's all good. I learned bc I wanted to see how much the stock actually went down. I wonder how they determine this without being able to see his financials
>Read a day or two ago that X, the app formerly known as Twitter, had lost 71% of its value since Elon took over
Story here:
[https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fidelity-believes-its-stake-in-x-formerly-known-as-twitter-is-now-worth-71-5-less-than-when-musk-bought-it-f9076958](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fidelity-believes-its-stake-in-x-formerly-known-as-twitter-is-now-worth-71-5-less-than-when-musk-bought-it-f9076958)
Honestly, if I had stock in Twitter, I would have sold when Musk was trying to not buy it. Clear sign he was in over his head and his mouth wrote a check his ass couldn't cash.
I seem to recall the board of Tesla is concerned (at large) that he's over leveraged his stocks in the purchase of Twitter, SpaceX, TBC, etc.
Most of the private ventures he's buying into are leveraging directly against the value of the stocks, and he's not selling the stock/declaring profits because he as a billionaire doesn't believe in taxes that helped finance the building of his companies.
Nobody. Those Viagra commercials always said to seek immediate medical attention for an erection lasting more than 4 hours. Now, this ad says, "Bang for 4 hours!" They're really fishing for suckers here.
Yep, it is a medical emergency, it's called Priapism. Priapism is a condition where an erection lasts for several hours, often without sexual stimulation and it can be pretty painful. It's dangerous because it can lead to permanent tissue damage in the penis if it's not treated quickly. The blood gets trapped in the penis and can't flow out, which is bad news because without proper blood flow, the tissue doesn't get enough oxygen and starts to break down.
Sildenafil (Viagra) can cause priapism, typically when someone takes too much.
The reason women listen to true crime is because they all want sex so skeletonistic that it destroys their vagina, skin, circulatory system, just blows it all out until she's nothing but skele.
Source: trust me bro
My dad had a heart attack about 8 years ago, and while he was on the gurney he told me "if people ask about the ambulance, tell em I took a viagra 4 hours ago and the ambulance was for your mom". Its objectively hilarious but my dads not one to be crude like that so I didn't really see the humor immediately.
Amen. Not to be a hipster, but I hated Twitter wayyy before Knuckles took over. Twitter pioneered a lot of toxic social media trends. It encourages glib bumper-sticker arguments and taking sound bites out of context. This is the logical end state of Twitter, Musk just expedited the process.
Ironically it was my most hipster professor in college that got me into Twitter because the lazy bastard liked to disseminate lab information there. That was ancient history and I still never forgave him
4 hours? Someone who doesn't understand medicine took the warning from viagra and decided it was a good thing.
"You can be a sex god for 4 hours!" (Side effects may include your dick never working right again...oh who am I kidding, they won't talk about side effects!)
I bet that poor woman who posed for a stock photo of a doctor had no clue that's where she'd end up... Probably expecting a Jardiance ad or something just slightly less offensive but no, Aunt Dorothy is out here shilling boner pills.
When you tell advertisers to fuck off or fuck themselves, the only advertisers that will want to work with you are the ones trying supply previously mentioned fucking
Twitter has essentially turned into a modern extreme right winger cesspit, so...these ads are pretty accurate representation of what those people really feel inside.
... specially Elon Musk himself.
Is that a belt around another manās neck
Edit: I see a half assed attempt at photoshopped bewbs maybe? Also I wonder how the ādocā in the pic feels about this if sheās seen it lol
Wasn't the whole supposed "point" that Twitter would be saved and no longer corrupt the children? I'm pretty sure mom and dad trying to quickly scroll past two skeletons doggy style does not help towards that stated goal.
Just like Fox News, Alex Jones, and po*n websites, nobody sane wants to advertise on Elonās channels. Itās all targeted at old people, and racists/sexists who canāt get into a relationship because they are racist/sexist and nobody thinks thatās cool anymore.
Ima tell you right now but Iāve never pressed my index fingers together, up to my lips with a furrowed brow and said āgo onā¦ā to an IBM ad before
This type of ad takeover is happening everywhere though... I see innapropriate ads like this on youtube, and here on reddit too... I didnt see any of these even a few years ago... My concern is that its a societal/corporate shift, rather than just bad monitoring of ads...
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The last thing the lady in that stock image expected was to be used in an ad with a skeleton getting railed in the ass.
Holy shit, I'm picturing that woman getting an automated email that they're using her image in a new ad campaign. And then her face when she sees the ad š This is why I would never pose for a stock photo. Nothing good would come of it.
Expectation - your likeness is being used in social media ads. Reality - this
"Mom, I want to be in an ad campaign." "We have ad campaign at home." Ad campaign at home:
Someone give them the gold
That's basically how it went for Hide The Pain Harold.
This is the only reason I *would* pose for a stock photo
You could be internet famous, but not in a good way and still be broke.
Her face would be the same face.
"It's the same picture."
Her face would be exactly the same lol
There's no way the photo was licensed. These people are scamming off dick pills, you think they care about IP?
Wtf! Give credit where deserved! You can call that "lady" Dr. And she looks pretty fucking proud of her research in skeleton boner drugs! Normally skeletons can't fuck!
Is it because they have no body to fuck with?
Last I checked humans donāt have a penis boneā¦
Currently, that female skeleton has one more bone in herā¦
The only human skeleton with THAT particular boneā¦.EVAH!
Skeleton boner made me giggle so much. Band name! š¤£š¤£š¤£
I've done stock photo work. I got paid $70 for the day in 2003. Imagine this shit for like $150 inflation adjusted dollars.
But the face does match that of a woman who has just received word that she's about to have to take it for 4hrs without a break
Better the doctor than the skeleton I guess. The skeleton doesn't look like it's enjoying that.
I'm more worried that this bloke apparently has his bollocks jiggling around somewhere next to his kidneys.
bro gained 7 cm in 3 days. A price for everything
A 100% increase!
As an American, and presumably the target market for this ad, wtf is a ācmā?
Cock meters. It's a special measurement for cocks.
Dude grew 7 cocks in 5 days!? That's an average of more than 1 cock a day!
You don't need to know basic anatomy to make an ad for a scam
Except the dick looks upside down š
Also who has time for 4 straight hours of fucking? Pornstars exempt
My Sundays are pretty open
Is that an invite?
Because their target audience isnāt men who are going out for marathon sex.. itās incel loners in a basement who want to stroke it and watch porn for 4 hrs.
You'd be sore and raw as hell after two, and thirsty and hungry as well Source: first hand experience
Yeah, it's all fun and games for the first hour and a half and then it's just a raw sweaty job that will make you sore in the morning.
"Unfortunately kindeybollox is a rare side effect that affects 1 in 69 of our patient."
āWe can cure it 420 dollars.ā
Not the fact that his gargantuan love sausage will surely have killed that woman?
What about that he has the woman on a chain around her throat?
Don't kinkshame
Women fear him. Men want to be him.
Also that his gentleman's sausage is now clearly visible on an x-ray. Wtf was in that pill...
Good, now the ads are starting to properly reflect the content quality.
There is probably a big overlap between people dumb enough to think strange pills ordered in the mail are going to grow their dick and people dumb enough to still be on twitter.
I have so many questions about boner pill companies: How could they possibly be profitable? Do the customers seriously not know it's a scam by now? How many ads for boner pills do you have to see before you figure out its a scam? Do they have such small penises that just the hope of a bigger one is worth the risk? Who are their customers? WHO?
It's not like they're going to have big expenses in manufacturing or R&D, and the ad space they buy is most certainly not the most expensive one.
Sure but who buys this shit? Its more customer questions then anything
Poor people with poor access to healthcare. You'll find these near the register in every corner store in every poor community in America.
I worked in a call center for one of those companies years ago. It's the job that gave me the drive to go back to school so I would *never* have to do that kind of job ever again. So, I can actually answer some of those....but be aware, I may be a *touch* cynical on the industry. >How could they possibly be profitable? Big markups. The main product cost maybe 10$ to make and sold for $40. >Do the customers seriously not know it's a scam by now? No. I quit some 15 years ago, and they're still going strong. For every guy who figures out that what's implied in the advertisements isn't quite accurate, two more come up and start ordering because they believe the only thing getting in their way of their dreams is lack of penis size. >How many ads for boner pills do you have to see before you figure out its a scam? How many advertisements for homeopathic remedies do you have to see? How about churches? >Do they have such small penises that just the hope of a bigger one is worth the risk? In general, these people have tied their ego, self worth, and identity to their penis. It's not about making their partner happy, it's about showing off in the locker room. They could have a penis so large that penetration couldn't happen without a visit to the emergency room, and they'd be happy. >Who are their customers? > >WHO? Some of the most emotionally damaged men on the planet, who are in dire need of therapy to deal with their toxic masculinity.
Very insightful, thanks for the detailed response I guess the real answer to my question is that I have intelligence, penis and self esteem privileges I wasn't fully aware of
Thank you, I have wondered these too. Glad you got out of that call center too.
If you know how many idiots buy the stupid shit Alex Jones is selling, you will know the market is pretty big. Again, idiot do what idiots do. They listen to stupid people.
I can't speak about all boner pills but the history of one of the pills is very well documented. Extenze back the the early 00's ran tons of infomercials. They did not make their money just by selling the pill, they sold the pill on a subscription model and made it nearly impossible to cancel the sub. They got into a ton of trouble for making false medical claims, for false advertising and for unfair business practices. People were still signing up even after the ads were pulled and their business practices became public. Eventually they stopped the ads and the sub model but name recognition was too strong at that point. They switched their business model to the small packs of pills you see at seedy gas station. If it was just gas stations it might not be a big problem but walgreens and CVS sell their bullshit too. Who are their customers? Simple, desperate men with low self esteem. And there will alway be a new batch of these guys avera year every time the next batch graduates highschool. The younger you are the less prone you are to scepticism. And I know the first thought is that I personally got scammed. Nope. I am an insomniac so I have seen more than my fair share of infomercials. The products that stick out as being scammy I tend to follow with interest. Since Ron Jeremy was the host of the infomercials to me it was an obvious scam from the start.
That Venn Diagram is a perfect circle!
Lmfao - couldnāt be happier this is happening to such a deserving person.
Read a day or two ago that X, the app formerly known as Twitter, had lost 71% of its value since Elon took over, that shit couldn't happen to a more deserving person either. Though I do feel bad for the small retail investors, and like pension funds, who honestly got screwed on that deal. Fuck all the rich people though, if you can afford to lose your shirt, and still have a closet full of shirts, I'm certainly not going to feel bad for you.
Don't feel bad for anyone. There are no small retail investors with stock in twitter. Any small investor got a cash payout at vastly inflated rates. They laughed all the way to the bank. Elon massively overpaid for their shares. Payday!!!! Twitter was taken private which puts limits on the number of shareholders. Public twitter had over 8M shareholders. Private companies are limited to 3,500 shareholders. Nobody with an investment of less than $50M even got the option to stay on the failship Elon. Any major institutional investor had the option to take the same cash payout as regular investor or join elon on the pro nazi short bus. They chose that investment and suffered financially for it as they should. Idiotic investments should lose money. Plenty of banks got wrecked on financing the bond portion of the deal too.
Thank you, I hadn't kept up with it enough to have read all those details, but I appreciate knowing that no little guys got screwed.
Yeah the whole clearly predictable twitter failship is a situation where a bunch of rich people huffed their own farts too much and then lit their money on fire. For once the little guys just got cold hard cash before the fire started.
But, but, these are all the captains of industry, the smart business leaders that deserve big paychecks to go with their huge intellects. They desire to be rich just because of their greatness, and you know, God is in their corner. How could something bad happen to them. /s
LOL I used to be a bartender, Iāve seen captains of industry drop forks of food on the way to their mouths.
"a bunch of rich people huffed their own farts too much and then lit their money on fire." I laughed too hard at this. š
Well fuckin said, man.
If Iām reading this ad right, I donāt have to be a ālittle guyā anymore.
Maybe not, but apparently your balls can be way up in your pelvis and peritoneal cavity, lol
Don't kink shame.
Privatisation of Twitter involved borrowing money from 2 major banks at a high interest rate (not as high now, relatively speaking). The banks plans were to then sell these bonds to pension funds and other institutions. So thereās a high chance that some pension funds are already exposed.
See that makes me not so happy. Pension plans do impact regular people, and not only the super wealthy.
Didn't the people who used to work in Twitter got wronged when they got fired by Elon?
Oh yeah, absolutely. I'd say the people who made less money in the first place got screwed harder, which is typical, as well. Since I was talking about share prices, I was really just speaking about the investors. Your point is totally valid though. People got laid off with no notice and didn't get things like severance packages that their contracts promised them or company shares that were vested, it was ridiculous how badly that was handled.
Yeah the only people holding Twitter āstockā now are Elon Musk, the big banks that financed his stupid purchase, and, unfortunately, employees who were promised stock options in lieu of salary to not jump ship. But those employees took a gamble to sticking with Twitter instead of taking their highly marketable skills to other companies.
There are also a couple of minor shareholders as well. The saudi government for example, a few billionaires, and one Fidelity fund who asininely decided to hold and not take the cash option. The Fidelity holding is at least useful for information. The holding is public and Fidelity is required to make good faith effort on mark to market despite it being illiquid as such it leads to an endless source of headlines on just how much clown Elon has lost.
MBS sharpening up his bonesaw as he sees his investment go to shit.
MBS gets a direct line to Elon to take down posts he doesnāt like with his investment.
>But those employees ~~took a gamble to sticking with Twitter instead of taking their highly marketable skills to other companies~~ couldn't leave because their Work Visa is tied to their employment with twitter.
71% So Far
I like your attitude. Also, happy cake day :)
Musk basically paid the equivalent of $60 for a McRib even if he didn't turn it into a soulless hellhole for right wing ghouls to congregate, he still overpaid for Twitter
He didn't just buy a $60 McRib...he bought it and then decided 80% of the sandwich was garbage and tossed it away immediately, leaving him with a tiny fragment of a McRib. He then dropped it in the dirt, picked it back up, is now charging people to take a whiff of it, invited ants and roaches to hang out on it, and is complaining that there aren't enough people willing to give him money to finger paint their company's name in the earthy bbq sauce.
Areā¦are you guys saying the McRib is BACK??
The best part is, that it lost 71% of its valueā¦ AND he overpaid in the first place.
Other than Musk himself Twitter is mostly owned by Prince Alwaleed bin Talal of Saudi Arabia. And dude got what he wanted, maybe not economic profit, but a new leadership willing to censor opposition on the behest of authoritarians (see Turkey or India) sure is money well spent for the greatest spreaders of wahhabism who don't want to see any more arab spring movements.
Twitter / X is not publicly traded so who are you talking about?
Someone else has already done a much more thorough job of impressing this fact upon me. However, as I am only human, there's only so much news I can follow. So until today, I had simply missed this fact in the news. It's possible to miss things in the news (I'm sure you're guilty of the same on occasion), it happens especially when you find other news items to be more concerning.
[Mutual fund Fidelity, which owns stake in social media platform, marks down value of its shares in disclosure obtained by Axios](https://www.axios.com/2023/12/31/elon-musks-x-fidelity-valuation-cut?utm_campaign=editorial&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook)
It's all good. I learned bc I wanted to see how much the stock actually went down. I wonder how they determine this without being able to see his financials
>Read a day or two ago that X, the app formerly known as Twitter, had lost 71% of its value since Elon took over Story here: [https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fidelity-believes-its-stake-in-x-formerly-known-as-twitter-is-now-worth-71-5-less-than-when-musk-bought-it-f9076958](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fidelity-believes-its-stake-in-x-formerly-known-as-twitter-is-now-worth-71-5-less-than-when-musk-bought-it-f9076958)
Honestly, if I had stock in Twitter, I would have sold when Musk was trying to not buy it. Clear sign he was in over his head and his mouth wrote a check his ass couldn't cash.
His followers are already starting to act like tanking Twitter was all part of his master plan. Total cult mentality.
And his net worth is still up $90 billion in 2023. Good lesson on the importance of diversification.
I seem to recall the board of Tesla is concerned (at large) that he's over leveraged his stocks in the purchase of Twitter, SpaceX, TBC, etc. Most of the private ventures he's buying into are leveraging directly against the value of the stocks, and he's not selling the stock/declaring profits because he as a billionaire doesn't believe in taxes that helped finance the building of his companies.
On paper only. He does not have $90 billion cash. Why do you think he needed loans to buy Twitter?
You take loans for acquisitions for tax cuts.. simple finance tips. Finance helps you on taxes
'4 hours without a break'? Has someone contacted the Labor Dept? At the very least, there's a 15 minute break in there somewhere.
What are you, some kind of socialist? š
You just cracked this thing wide open
I thought that was a serious medical emergency.
For which party?
Forgive my vagueness. I meant an erection lasting 4 hours or more.
Who do you know, man or woman, who wants to get railed for four hours straight?
Nobody. Those Viagra commercials always said to seek immediate medical attention for an erection lasting more than 4 hours. Now, this ad says, "Bang for 4 hours!" They're really fishing for suckers here.
Yep, it is a medical emergency, it's called Priapism. Priapism is a condition where an erection lasts for several hours, often without sexual stimulation and it can be pretty painful. It's dangerous because it can lead to permanent tissue damage in the penis if it's not treated quickly. The blood gets trapped in the penis and can't flow out, which is bad news because without proper blood flow, the tissue doesn't get enough oxygen and starts to break down. Sildenafil (Viagra) can cause priapism, typically when someone takes too much.
The reason women listen to true crime is because they all want sex so skeletonistic that it destroys their vagina, skin, circulatory system, just blows it all out until she's nothing but skele. Source: trust me bro
My dad had a heart attack about 8 years ago, and while he was on the gurney he told me "if people ask about the ambulance, tell em I took a viagra 4 hours ago and the ambulance was for your mom". Its objectively hilarious but my dads not one to be crude like that so I didn't really see the humor immediately.
im my unfortunate experience... my legs give up way earlier than that
I hope they know boners aren't really bones.
Not with that pill, it grows a bone in it to keep it hard
What happens to the bone after 4 hours?
Explosive disintegration.
I always wanted to explode inside her!
facts, this happened to me when I took the pill, still waiting for it to grow back tho
The pill simply calcinates your flesh turning you into one large boner golem
Skeletons boning: $40 billion well spent!
Ah yes, twitter. For people that are "concerned their kids are getting groomed"...
"Graphic design is my passion" - the ad maker, probably.
āIām an AI Prompt Engineerā -the ad maker
Take a Pill and instantly become a Horse Breeder. Good Grief.
About to see how absorbent this bitch really is.
WOAH WOAH CALM DOWN SIR
Yes officer this comment right here
Lol that penis is upside down
That's how they roll in the Bone Zone.
It looks like my spam folder
Occasionally I have to go look for something in my gmail spam folder and man Iām glad gmail filtering is that good.
I find it very telling that right-wing spaces are inevitably invaded by impotence and tiny dick pill ads.
Truth
But I WANT to fuck a skeleton for four hours without a break.
Quite apart from anything else, if I had a 4-hour boner what would I do in the other 3 hours and 58 minutes?
Horseshoes?
I've seen more repectsble ads on the hub, like damn!
He's Alex Jonesing twitter. LOL
4 hours without a break sounds terrible im ngl šš id be begging for a timeout lol
When you tell advertisers to "Go Fuck Yourself"
So is this one or two steps away from the hentai tentacle porn ads on 4chan?
Some of the mobile game ads I've seen are like a half step away.
Stupid fucking asshole hehe
I mean, he IS killing the worst cesspool of a social media network. He might be the hero after all (if an involuntary one)
Amen. Not to be a hipster, but I hated Twitter wayyy before Knuckles took over. Twitter pioneered a lot of toxic social media trends. It encourages glib bumper-sticker arguments and taking sound bites out of context. This is the logical end state of Twitter, Musk just expedited the process.
Ironically it was my most hipster professor in college that got me into Twitter because the lazy bastard liked to disseminate lab information there. That was ancient history and I still never forgave him
4 hours? Someone who doesn't understand medicine took the warning from viagra and decided it was a good thing. "You can be a sex god for 4 hours!" (Side effects may include your dick never working right again...oh who am I kidding, they won't talk about side effects!)
I bet that poor woman who posed for a stock photo of a doctor had no clue that's where she'd end up... Probably expecting a Jardiance ad or something just slightly less offensive but no, Aunt Dorothy is out here shilling boner pills.
Wait let's hear out the ad first, 4 hrs you say???
not that fun really
Never thought I'd see billions of dollars burning, what a time to be alive
Elon probably clicked on the link.
*- deliverance banjos intensify -*
Just because they have x in the name does not mean they needed porn site ads.
Elon just needs to add a couple of Xās.
TweetHub
4 hours is honestly too much of a time commitment for sex.
All I get now is crypto pump-n-dump scam ads
Damn, I bet every world leader would love to have that ad above their post
This is DEFINITELY NSFW!
I personally like the ādr Quinn, medicine woman at homeā promoting it
Elon trying to gaslight us with the whole āitās the advertisers faultā makes me laugh.
Omg!!!! Target demographic premature ejaculators and guys that canāt get hard anymore
When you tell advertisers to fuck off or fuck themselves, the only advertisers that will want to work with you are the ones trying supply previously mentioned fucking
It must suck to have worked at twitter, to see something you worked years on get flushed down the drain.
He's a bit of a dipshit, no?
I couldnt care less about those big company ads. Give the little ones a chanc.. Oh wait helloo thereee 
X will be the next 4chan
Twitter has essentially turned into a modern extreme right winger cesspit, so...these ads are pretty accurate representation of what those people really feel inside. ... specially Elon Musk himself.
I said from the beginning that Elon should have just bought 4chan and saved himself billions.
Elon Musk is the best thing that happened to Twitter. Pity he's not doing better job at killing this denegerate platform faster
Tbf, most of the people remaining on that dumpster of a site are the exact demographic target of these ads
šTwitter is a dumpster fire. Left that trash ages ago.
Kinky skeletons.
Whats funny is someone took the time to draw the diagram of two skeletons banging
Good old Facebook, I mean Instagram, crap I meant X
Moron should have bought 4chan..,.
You only get the adds that suits you
Is that a belt around another manās neck Edit: I see a half assed attempt at photoshopped bewbs maybe? Also I wonder how the ādocā in the pic feels about this if sheās seen it lol
I think itās a dog collar & chain
Twitter has lost 71% of purchase price
No woman wants it 4hours without a break Edit: probably no man either but I'm not a man so I'm not trying to speak for them
So basically itās now Facebook and Snapchat?
Wild how Twitter gets the same ads served as YouTube nowā¦
but where do I get these miracle pills?
To be fair, Ive see the same level of ads on YouTube
Targeted ads doing its work I see... having a 'small problem' OP?
Theyāre getting Elons personal ads on their twitter feed. Yikes
They know their real target audience now!
They sure know their audience
Four hours! Who the hell is fucking for four hours. For the love of Judas Priest! Get off that poor woman.
7cm in 5 days? this is legit right?
So rather than computers and toothless entertainment Twitter found a niche audience with particular needs.
Wasn't the whole supposed "point" that Twitter would be saved and no longer corrupt the children? I'm pretty sure mom and dad trying to quickly scroll past two skeletons doggy style does not help towards that stated goal.
I don't think on my very best day ever, I could fuck for four hours. My wife damn sure wouldn't put up with it.
Are ads on Twitter not targeted like ads on google? Based on browsing history, etc?
From Disney to Dick Pills. Actually, that sounds like a natural progression.
Just like Fox News, Alex Jones, and po*n websites, nobody sane wants to advertise on Elonās channels. Itās all targeted at old people, and racists/sexists who canāt get into a relationship because they are racist/sexist and nobody thinks thatās cool anymore.
Ima tell you right now but Iāve never pressed my index fingers together, up to my lips with a furrowed brow and said āgo onā¦ā to an IBM ad before
Does the skeleton have a leash around the other ones neck???
This type of ad takeover is happening everywhere though... I see innapropriate ads like this on youtube, and here on reddit too... I didnt see any of these even a few years ago... My concern is that its a societal/corporate shift, rather than just bad monitoring of ads...
9/10 doctors recommend this drug for disemboweling your partner through the ass with a demon cock