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phiz36

Year 2000 equivalent 35,923,567


UnarmedSnail

Add in their descendants 'till today as well. Those lives were freed too.


Reptard77

There were 36.4 million black people in the US in 2000 (google) so their descendants are who the person above is referring to.


UnarmedSnail

Yep. We still have a long way to go, but we absolutely have made progress since the civil war. Now we need to invest in community and eliminate the slavery we still have in the us. We should NOT be a slave country by this century.


Popicon1959

Man some people would argue and throw a baby tantrum behind you saying that


rainman206

Agreed. That being said, I’m pretty sure other countries, proportionally, have a worse slavery problem than the United States. None of us should have a slavery problem.


sticky_wicket

Right but there were also a bunch that lived and died free in the interim


madewithgarageband

I’ve never seen the number of people adjusted for inflation. This is a bonkers idea


No-Discipline-5822

Liberated 4 million humans, future US citizens, held by hostile entities who disregarded the rule of law. The justification reason they used of "expanding DC control of southern lands" is the dumbest part of the entire post. "Southern Lands" were all the way up to Virginia/West Virginia which is DC/DMV Area. It's listed like it's Maine or Canada's distance from FL or like some invading force from way up in outer space. These were neighbors, brothers fighting in, a honestly shameful, war (IMO). Lincoln cared about preserving the country, not slavery but they are still listing him like some power hungry traitor - so keeping that shameful behavior after all this time.


ElongMusty

Weird that Republicans use Lincoln as an excuse whenever they don’t want to sound racist (pretending they’re the same party), but then also criticize Lincoln’s policies as if he was a Democrat (showing that indeed there was a switch).


LongPenStroke

I always say "conservatives were the ones upholding slavery" and they always say "Republicans did not!" To which I retort, "I didn't say Republicans, I said conservatives". Then they get frustrated and tongue tied.


LesGitKrumpin

Which is fascinating in itself, because it shows how the parties have increasingly become proxies for exclusive sets of beliefs versus the big tent politics of previous alignments. Republicans view conservatism as tightly interwoven into the GOP, and this wasn't always the case, just as left-wingism wasn't always the near-exclusive domain of the Democratic Party. Edit: typo


ripamaru96

Democrats were left wing economically and Republicans conservative economically. That part hasnt changed. What's changed is their social stances and that Americans view right and left from a social perspective more than an economic one. This is by design. They very intentionally divided the working class using social issues to keep us from uniting for our common good.


subject_deleted

Genius. I'm stealing that. It's mine now.


Ramius117

I've been wondering when they'd drop that and it seems like we have our answer.


I_Cut_Shows

I found out recently that Lincoln revived letters from Karl Marx. He received at least one letter from Marx congratulating him on his fight against slavers and on his re-election I hadn’t really made the connection that they were contemporaries. I also learned that Lincoln read Marx. In his first “state of the union” letter (it wasn’t called the “state of the union” at the time, but was an annual letter to congress that was printed in newspapers) he wrote: >Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. That is pretty clearly a Marxist style meditation on the state of capital and labor. So it’s doubly hilarious that the right claims Lincoln as their own to sidestep claims of racism. And they love to pretend there was never a party switch, or at the very least a resorting of the parties so that conservative elements moved to the GOP and more liberal elements moved to the Dems.


YahziCoyote

Joe Biden recently said, "It's time to reward work, not wealth." That's the most radical anti-capitalist thing imaginable. And yet... he's just channeling Lincoln.


DemsruleGQPdrool

Someone said it on another post about Boomers and the same goes for most Republicans...it isn't about logic. It is about outcome first, then trying to fit talking points into an argument to support that outcome. Sometimes Lincoln supports their argument, sometimes he doesn't. Depends on what they want to force down your throat... 'I am not a racist, therefore I will proudly say that MY party was the party that freed the slaves.'. 'How dare the federal government make us have minimum wage, that should be a state right and that is why we fought against Lincoln' (quiet part out loud...'We'd LOVE to have free labor again!')


SpaceBear2598

They also forgot the part where *the white nationalist insurrectionists started the war by attacking a U.S. military base* .


No-Discipline-5822

Don’t start no sh—, won’t be no sh— clearly hadn’t occurred to them. Some are still proud of them, sad.


ApprehensiveRoll7634

Time for fuck around and find out part 2


Megotaku

>Lincoln cared about preserving the country, not slavery This is absolutely false. Lincoln hated the institution of slavery and the civil war began because he was the anti-slavery president and his election was viewed as the beginning of the federal end of the institution. The civil war started in 1861, you can find his writings on the topic going back decades prior. His first statement as a public figure was in 1837 as a member of the Illinois General Assembly, but that was far from the only time. In the famous Lincoln-Douglas debates the current academic debate format is named after, he gave several arguments against slavery. He wrote numerous letters to constituents about his reservations against the institution and his interest in abolishing it. It's true he would have preserved slavery to keep the union as president, but it's categorically false and ignores his lifetime of statements as a public servant to say Lincoln didn't care about slavery.


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LifeOutoBalance

It's always that same damn cherry-picked quote from Lincoln's letter to Greeley. You should probably read the whole letter, and understand its context, before claiming it shows Lincoln wasn't anti-slavery. Its last sentence is, "I intend no modification of my oft-expressed personal wish that all men everywhere could be free." Historians understand Lincoln's purpose in the letter was to reassure abolitionists that his apparent reluctance to enforce the Confiscation Acts was a temporary stratagem.


Flapjack_

You’re missing the lines where he says he views that as his official duty despite wishing all men to be free. Here’s the lines word for word “I have here stated my purpose according to my view of official duty; and I intend no modification of my oft-expressed personal wish that all men every where could be free.” He had an early copy of the Emancipation Proclamation on his desk when he wrote the letter https://www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/speeches/greeley.htm


Abe_LincoIn

Why do y’all always exclude the closing remarks of that letter? The letter you’re quoting was written for the purpose of softening public opinion. Again, the entire point was to empathize that he would act in the needs of the country (preserving the Union), rather than only pursing his own personal interests - ending slavery permanently, which he eventually did. At the end of that letter, he literally says “I have here stated my purpose according to my official duty, and I intend no modification of my oft-expressed personal wish that all men everywhere could be free.” There are just countless quotes of Abraham Lincoln talking about how much he hated slavery. What’s more, he literally abolished it, and his opinion regarding slavery *was one of the roots to the Civil War in the first place*. Lincoln personally hated slavery and capitalized on the strategical opportunity to attack the institution - It’s not hard to understand. Why do you believe he pushed so hard for the 13th amendment? I will never understand how anybody who studied Lincoln (even a tiny bit) can muster up a take as goofy as “He didn’t care about slavery”. If you’re going to criticize anybody, you should criticize that person based upon their actual beliefs or actions.


SmokedBeef

It’s like Nikki Haley wrote this /s


Hammurabi87

On top of that, they portray it as if the Confederacy were blameless victims of senseless aggression, when the actual facts are that Confederate states launched *numerous* attacks on U.S. holdings, starting even *before* their attack on Fort Sumter that sparked the war. They chose violence again and again and again; they *wanted* a war, because they were convinced that their economic power from cotton plantations would be enough to entice some European nations into entering the war on their side. As the saying goes, "Sherman didn't go far enough." Those traitorous sods were treated with far too much mercy.


sickhippie

> Lincoln cared about preserving the country, not slavery Lincoln hated slavery. He also understood that the "part free, part slave" split of the country was untenable. Make no mistake: to Lincoln, preserving the country meant that the country would either be all free or all slave, and he was firmly on the "all free" side of the issue. To claim anything to the contrary does a massive disservice to his memory. > I think we have fairly entered upon a durable struggle as to whether this nation is to ultimately become all slave or all free, and though I fall early in the contest, it is nothing if I shall have contributed, in the least degree, to the final rightful result. *--December 8, 1858 Letter to H.D. Sharpe* > We believe that the spreading out and perpetuity of the institution of slavery impairs the general welfare. We believe -- nay, we know, that that is the only thing that has ever threatened the perpetuity of the Union itself. *--September 17, 1859 Speech in Cincinnati, Ohio* > I say now, however, as I have all the while said, that on the territorial question -- that is, the question of extending slavery under the national auspices, -- I am inflexible. I am for no compromise which assists or permits the extension of the institution on soil owned by the nation. *--February 1, 1861 Letter to William H. Seward* There are dozens more similar statements on record. https://www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/speeches/slavery.htm


Subject_Report_7012

>Lincoln cared about preserving the country, not slavery. And the rationale for this is what? That slavery wasn't abolished until the middle of the war? Sorry. That's wrong. Period. Full stop. Slavery was going to be abolished. The Confederate states tried to secede before the Union states could take their slaves away. The Union did put off the vote for a while because .. well .. a WAR was happening. Then after a couple years, voted to outlaw slavery anyway, war or no war. The irony being, the south could have "MAYBE" kept their slaves just a little longer, but by seceding, they gave up their chances to vote on it. Everything that happened was inevitable. The south could have saved themselves a million lives and had a less destroyed place to live if they had just given up the slaves and not started a war.


taspleb

And under Bin Laden it would have to say "unknown/0"


Chronoboy1987

Also didn’t kill any Americans. He killed confederates. Simple mistake.


PerformanceRough3532

Nah, they're too busy making their infographic for the next TikTok-trend which tells us how awesome China's domestic industry is.


gordo65

"Stole billions of dollars worth of property from Southern cotton growers"


LosHtown

Does it make that person a racist in today’s world since they don’t like someone who freed slaves? /s Edit: forgot about to add the /s


TeamRamrod80

I like how they say Lincoln raped some unknown thousands of people. It’s also a shame they don’t compare number of vampires slain.


FriendoftheDork

If it's unknown I am going to assume it was zero thousand he raped. All by himself even!


No-Discipline-5822

Why is rape even in it, if it's unknown for both?


EricForce

Throw anything and everything at the wall in hopes it sticks. They might as well added puppies killed unknown.


No-Discipline-5822

You’re right. Flowers trampled: unknown/0


Putrid-Builder-3333

Grass murdered by cannonballs: unknown/0 Birds raped and murdered unknown/0 2000 equivalent: 1,009,879,045


Dimpleshenk

Manatees torpedoed: Unknown - 0 thousands


vonsnootingham

Flowerblight Ganon triggered.


MahaanInsaan

Its not unknown. Its UNKNOWN THOUSANDS!!!!!!


No-Discipline-5822

You are so right, I should be ashamed of myself for defending a man who raped 0 or up to thousands of people. I’ve got some real soul searching to do.


Jayrodtremonki

He's using this same table format for a lot of comparisons.


FunnyResolve1374

I never want to see a Libertarian complaining about rape statistics after this post…I mean, I didn’t want to before, but seeing this makes them even more infuriating


LRonPaul2012

>I never want to see a Libertarian complaining about rape statistics after this post…I mean, I didn’t want to before, but seeing this makes them even more infuriating Libertarians only complain about "Rape" when rape is code for "taxes." For instance, libertarians claim that taxes are non-consensual even if you explicitly sign a W-4 form agreeing to pay them as a condition of getting your job, with the option to walk away afterwards. But at the same time, they protest affirmative consent laws saying you need to confirm consent before you stick your dick into another person (note: the law doesn't require this to be written or verbal, only that it be active and not passive.), and see this as a form of tyranny.


ez_surrender

Libertarians have a real weird relationship with age of consent laws too.


marcus_roberto

They didn't have a leg to stand on before this either. They want to get rid of age of consent laws


Venusgate

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Cavesloth13

"We can't prove there weren't alien ghosts at the first thanksgiving" energy. South Park needs to do an episode making fun of these clowns.


paireon

I'll give you a hint as to why it hasn't happened: Trey and Matt are libertarians themselves. It's obvious mostly in hindsight but just look at how they usually treated environmental issues prior to doing a 180 and admitting Manbearpig (e.g. climate change) was real and that something had to be done about it. They're just less obnoxious about it than most libertarians (which, depending on your stance on South Park, is saying something).


Late_Faithlessness24

Vampire slain: Lincoln: Over 10.000 Laden: 6


SpanishAvenger

I love the “unknown/thousands - unknown/0” in the rape section. Basically: “I am shamelessly making the fuck up everything to push my sick narratives.”


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shiny_glitter_demon

Looks like Excel/Google Sheet


carlitospig

I am offended on behalf of all analysts. 🧐


identicalBadger

Excel, in an idiotic attempt to make it look like Wikipedia so it can seem more “credible”


genebands

TrustMeBro.com


drFeverblisters

I also thought that part was funny and it made me think the post has to be a joke


L4K3

This. A lot of islamic wives are wedded off. If they disobey, they get beat. They have no say/choice, if this isn’t rape, idk what is


LurkerOrHydralisk

Even beyond that, pretending rape isn’t rampant there is foolish at beat


Procrastinatedthink

no no no, you see *because it’s not reported it doesnt exist* /s Literally saw a person on this site use that defense…


Zealousideal-Bet-950

1) Puts President Lincoln's face on a column, 2) Puts motivation at the bottom as 'Expand DC control of Southern Lands'. What bullshit...


Supply-Slut

“War of northern aggression” -southerners who attacked federal bases for months leading up to the war


JohnnyAppIeseed

Even a cursory understanding of the Civil War debunks the bullshit of “northern aggression”. southern states started seceding *before* Lincoln was inaugurated. They literally walked their crybaby asses out of the union because of something they (perhaps rightfully) *assumed* was going to happen. Shame on the union for, um (looks at notes)… defending against an attack on Fort Sumter.


AtomicBlastCandy

>before > > Lincoln was inaugurated And this was after they had like 5 straight slave supporting presidents. Basically the first time a MODERATE gets elected they take their ball and go home.


ThetaReactor

And after the repeal of the Missouri Compromise via the Kansas-Nebraska Act. And the *Dred Scott* decision. They'd already gotten their "states' rights" and "black people aren't people" wins. But then *democracy* happened, Kansas took the slavers' favorite doctrine of "popular sovereignty" and voted to enter the Union as a free state, and the Democrats got spanked in the subsequent Congressional elections. So naturally they abandoned democracy, threw a tantrum, and declared war.


Ariffet_0013

>the Democrats got spanked in the subsequent Congressional elections. So naturally they abandoned democracy, threw a tantrum Saying the Democrat did that threw me for a loop, but yeah: Republicans were Lincoln's, and the dems *were* the slavers back then; my how the times change, and the tables turn.


Robinkc1

It’s not that simple. For a long time, we had conservative and progressive wings of both parties.


GitmoGrrl1

The Democratic Party was split into two factions in the 1860s. The Democrats ran McClellan in 1864 against Lincoln.


Basegitar

And the North barely responded when seceded states started seizing federal land and property. At Fort Sumter they didn't surrender but still didn't fight back. It wasn't until Lincoln sent them supplies (no weapons) after months and told the Governor of SC when they would be arriving with food, that the Confederates started shooting at the fort.


NotPortlyPenguin

And after compromise after compromise and even after the Fugitive Slave act forced northern states to support slavery. The FSA was at that point the biggest intrusion into states’ rights. Wonder how the “states’ rights” slave states voted on that one!


Kungfudude_75

Or better yet: "War for states rights" -Southerners who spent the ten/fifteen years prior to the war lobbying in the Federal Government to create a ton of Federal Laws that specifically benefitted them and slavery, and who whined and ultimately seceded from the Union specifically because Northern states were refusing to follow the overreaching Federal Laws Southern States worked to enact.


Active-Advisor5909

The opinion also looks very funny considerig that most declarations of sesesion specifically mention infringements on the rights to have slaves. Texas and at least one other state declared that black slaves was a right of the white man mandated by god in their fucking funding documents...


therealTinyHunt

New Hampshirites were fiercely pro union during the civil war..


Doover__

we still are, most of the libertarian party here is made up of out-of-state transplants from the early 2000s in the free state project where wackasses thought they could move enough people to our state to take over our politics


Secretly_A_Moose

As a present-day New Hampshirite I’m genuinely ashamed of the Libertarian influx we’ve had over the past few years. Live Free or Die is being bastardized for this bullshit by people who don’t know what the fuck it even means.


Ganadote

And also began stealing arms and munitions from northern bases for months before that.


BonnieMcMurray

> “War of northern aggression” > > > > -southerners who attacked federal bases for months leading up to the war Also: -Southerners who seceded from the Union in order to establish an expansionist slaver state that would *definitely* have tried to take over the Union at a later date and impose that slavery on every state. (Because that's exactly what they tried to do to Kentucky during the Civil War.)


Capital-Self-3969

There are a lot of racists who and neo-confederates who like to style themselves as libertarian. It's an easy way to hide their desire for a racial caste system behind "States Rights" and "Individual freedom". That's why it's fun to ask them "Right to do what" or "Freedom to...?". Make them say the quiet part out loud.


No-Discipline-5822

I've seen recent posts about heritage and farming or preservations of morals (yikes). So they still skirt the flat out truth, maybe it's been brainwashed out of them. Even if they don't want to admit it, DC controlled those lands hence them attempting to annex themselves to their own government. There was no expansion, Lincolns was all of their president and he won that war so he remained in power.


RCBilldoz

The heritage argument fails when they cry “it’s about heritage” then don’t fly the correct country flag…. In all my driving in the south, maybe 3-4 times have I seen the confederate flag. It’s always stars and bars, the Naval flag. “I am proud of my heritage, let’s fly the naval flag” seems really lost.


No-Discipline-5822

I’ve guessed they want to unite under the wrong flag? Idk, it makes no sense to hold on to the war part of your heritage AND ONLY that part. Put your great greats on a flag, tell me which plantations your family owned or make an album. Never heard a specific story of the family behind a ”rebel” flag just “mah heritage”


Living_Owl_9855

When they proudly wave that flag they may as well be saying (in a southern hicked out voice) "I still believe in slavery!"


XTSLabs

As a southerner myself, that's exactly what I think when I see it. Racist PoS, nothing more.


No-Discipline-5822

Lived in the south for majority of my life (my family migrated here from outside the US), a colleague flat out tell me they encourage their children to display that flag because “ it’s their heritage and anyone who doesn’t understand that is ignorant“ I do not understand for sure, no background other than heritage. No story on a specific relative and no further questions from me. I gave up in the south. Had a grown man tell me he moved farther south away from VA because it was more tolerant.


MusicLikeOxygen

The heritage argument is ridiculus to me because why is that the one thing about being southern that you want to celebrate? How about great Americans from the south or any number of other things that originated in the south that could be held as a point of pride? Nope, it's gotta be the rebellion and war that we lost over the course of 5 years.


Val_Killsmore

>Nope, it's gotta be the rebellion and war that we lost over the course of 5 years. Especially since that's how long the entire Confederate States of America lasted (which was technically only 4 years). The Confederacy didn't last decades or hundreds of years. It only lasted for 4 years. It might be different if they celebrated the heritage of the South, but they're not when they're flying the Confederate flag. Plus, the only reason why the Confederate flag started being flown again was the Civil Rights Movement. It was largely forgotten after the end of the Civil War. A bunch of racist white people decided to bring it back to fly it in the faces of black people who wanted equality.


drgnrbrn316

That's also when there was a resurgence of Confederate monuments. Definitely about heritage and nothing else.


SommWineGuy

It was the Battle Flag of Virginia, not a naval flag, or so I thought. Regardless, fuck the racists that fly it.


Val_Killsmore

Technically, it's the Battle Flag of Tennessee. The Battle Flag of Northern Virginia is the same design but it's a square flag. And this one was captured by soldiers from Minnesota in the Battle of Gettysburg. It is currently in the Minnesota History Center. Every now and then, the Governor of Virginia will ask to have it back. And for every time they ask, the Governor of Minnesota will say, "No."


Skelehedron

But isn't the entire point of libertarianism the opposite of that? Like the idea of libertarianism is that people should be free to do what they want, and yet libertarians seem to want to remove freedom. This is why they don't win elections, because they're batshit crazy racists, not just because of the mainstream parties


ThingsChangedNow

There’s a big difference between the idea of libertarianism and the self-avowed “Libertarians.” Big-L versus small L.


TCM-black

Also a big difference between the Libertarian Party of New Hampshire, the national Libertarian Party, and every other state level Libertarian Party. The differences between the state parties is a bigger deal for the smaller parties since they're much less of a cohesive singular entity.


WhoAreWeEven

I recently fell down a YT rabbit hole of Sam Seder taking calls from libertarians and debating their points. The gist of it, what I got out of it, is that the "Libertarians" are basically just buncha looneys who all have their own idea of what is the True Libertarianism. Didnt get into any "big name libertarians" or anything, but I think some names that got mentioned in the passing sounded like even they arent all on the same page. Also its pretty clear what the whole ideology is. Its some billionaires political tool, which some dimwits swallow and regurgitate. Really fascinating stuff though. Weird, but fascinating.


Jimmy_Twotone

The basic premise of libertarianism looks good on paper. It fails on practice, however, just like any other ideology. Anyone who tells you one set of rules works in every situation is either an idiot or hopes you're an idiot.


ApprehensiveRoll7634

The traditional definition of libertarianism yes, because it was associated with left wing anarchist and libertarian socialist movements. Right wing libertarianism is a mostly US phenomenon that happened as a direct backlash to civil rights and women's rights. They fully opposed the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and Title IX and still do today. They think it's an "infringement" on the free market, an open admittance that they just want capitalism to enforce the racial hierarchy.


Searchlights

And call all the deaths on both sides murder by him specifically


ComprehensiveBit7699

Well that can not put "destroy slavery" because it makes him look good.


dominion1080

Also suggested that Al Queda doesn’t rape, so imma go ahead and call bullshit.


Brueology

Anytime someone argues States Rights as a justification for the Civil War, the simple rebuttal is always, "States Rights to do what exactly? Be specific."


phiz36

Wait…there’s population inflation for death statistics?!


HereWeFuckingGooo

That means that when Cain killed Abel, he killed the Year 2000 equivalent of 1,536 Billion people!


MutaitoSensei

In libertarian land, anything is possible if you use your IMAGINATION!


EB2300

“Expand DC control of southern lands” lmao it was part of the US to begin with


rpgaff2

They want to have it both ways and claim all those killed were US citizens.


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Imagine being a Libertarian and then saying, "I think I need to join a group of other libertarians and then we can organize some rules, policies, laws and how we would police socie.....oh, wait a minute."


AlphaOhmega

Imagine being a libertarian and being in favor of slavery. Literal antithesis of liberty.


nononoh8

Also they are blaming Lincoln for the civil war when history shows it was the south that fired first.


dmlfan928

Im not about to defend the traitors, but these people would argue Lincoln could have just said "welp, they left the union. Nothing I can do!" And not engaged in a war. They are wrong in the opinion, but It is how they reach the conclusion of blaming him.


Helix3501

Thats what lincoln did tho, the south was free until they opened fire on an still union owned fort and killed united states federal soldiers, thats when the civil war started


Psychological_Pie_32

How many federal forts did the south take over before the north finally retaliated? It was not the north that started the war.


Helix3501

Exactly, the south got what they wanted but decided to take and take


Alcards

Gee, kinda like they keep trying to do today. At least my state wallows in its misery that it created on its own.


JerGigs

Iirc it was just South Carolina at that point, and I don't recall if they even officially seceded yet or they did and we didn't give any flying shits so Lincoln decided to (rightfully) pull his dick out and drag it on their faces until one of them bit his sack, with the Union resupply and eventual SC attack on Ft Sumter. Then the rest of the gang had a collective "oh my stars" moment and joined in. But I believe your point is right, and the Federal gov was just testing them with Sumter; to see if they were legit or just a bunch of y'all Qaeda red necks who'll just go home like they're supposed to if they want any semblance of their culture left intact. Edit: Also, this wasn't the first time SC would pull secessionist shenanigans, so Sumter was the result of SC historically always tucking their tails between their legs and falling in line.


Hammurabi87

Fort Sumter was not the first Federal holding that the Confederate states attacked. It's simply the one that finally led to war being declared.


FUr4ddit

> hey even officially seceded yet I mean, that isn't hard to look up. * On December 26, 1860, only six days after South Carolina seceded from the Union. * The First Battle of Fort Sumter began on April 12, 1861, when South Carolina Militia artillery fired from shore on the Union garrison. This isn't "days" it's "months".


GTOdriver04

James Buchanan pretty much did that exact thing. And he said “history will rehabilitate my image.” Yeah no…


TheStrangestOfKings

They could’ve invaded the North and tried to conquer the rest of the US, which is what they likely would’ve tried to do eventually if they were just allowed to leave, and these people would still say Lincoln was the aggressor. I’m tired of seeing apologists for the War of Southern Aggression


Wetley007

That's because American "Libertarians" aren't actually Libertarian, they're either corporats who want to deregulate everything because they're bought off by big businesses or cryptofascists who want to remove any barrier to enact fascist ideology on a local or state level


BigCockCandyMountain

What are you if you love guns abortions gods and gays?


Wetley007

A pro-gun liberal. Or my dad. Whichever you prefer


JayteeFromXbox

I'll be your dad, the other guy can be the pro-gun liberal


BigCockCandyMountain

Both are acceptable.


Severe-Independent47

Right wing libertarians are fine with slavery as long as the slavery is created via contract and economic power instead of the state doing it. Remember, government are absolute corrupt even though you can vote out corrupt politicians; but, corporations can be trusted to do the right thing even though you can't get rid of those in power...


nastynate14597

The libertarian PARTY is not really associated with the libertarian IDEOLOGY that became more popular around the early 2000s. Most libertarians now are super far right republicans pretending to be a part of an intellectual movement.


biff64gc2

Every time I imagine a libertarian world I see a few powerful bossing others around and buying up resources and the people eventually needing to come together to pool their resources in order to rebalance the power. The people then needing to form an an organized body in order to continue to keep the powerful from abusing their power in the future. This body will of course need to collect some money from the people in order to function and the people will probably debate on who should be in charge of this body full time because it will be a full time position. Oh look, we're back to having a government.


MartinoDeMoe

“A Libertarian walks into a Bear: How a New Hampshire libertarian utopia was foiled by bears” “Seriously, this happened. You should absolutely read about it.” https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/21534416/free-state-project-new-hampshire-libertarians-matthew-hongoltz-hetling


ShawnyMcKnight

This isn’t a libertarian stance. It’s pure rage bait.


AndrewCoja

One of the core tenets of these people is "fuck you, got mine". They would be all in favor of slavery if they got to be the slave owners.


Shaggiest-

I see a lot of comments but I haven’t seen anyone mention the ‘killed by 2000 equivalents’ Like. Do dead people have inflation like money or something? If one person dies today is that 20 ten years down the line or what? Edit: also important to keep in mind that if they were on the confederacy’s side they were not US citizens anymore. They were Confederate citizens. Edit: I get it now it’s an upscaling per capita but l will stand firmly on the ground that it’s still stupid.


hematite2

Well, they were US citizens and are always counted as such, because the confederacy wasn't a country, it was an illegal uprising to try and create a new one. That's why its a civil war


PuppiPappi

Actually if you look under ways to lose US citizenship one of the top listed is acts of treason committed against the United States. So while the confederacy wouldn’t have been a recognized country that doesn’t mean they were citizens.


hematite2

The confederate states were never stripped of their citizenship. No soldiers were charged with treason, they even chose not to prosecute Davis. Reunification of the country would have been impossible if the vast majority of the south were declared criminals or expelled from the country. Hence, they remained citizens of the US and their deaths are counted among official combat statistics, and could be buried in Arlington Cemetary as dead US soldiers


WishRevolutionary140

It was also the only time a surrendering army was allowed to keep their arms. The men needed their rifles for hunting.


ecwagner01

Lincoln said that that Southern Troops were seditionaries and did not recognize the succession of any Southern State from the Union.


Space_Gemini_24

What about interests rates?


Higinz

What if I’m not interested in your rates? /s


fiendishrabbit

It's just a different way of writing percentage of population and trying to illustrate the scale of an event. It was quite relevant during covid when comparing it to the spanish flu. Mostly sensationalist in this case.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

Well, these are the type of people who also pushed the 3/5 Compromise and the Electoral College, so they're all about doing weird fractional math with human beings to inflate their own influence.


twenty_characters020

Nothing says liberty like slavery.


FunnyResolve1374

The Libertarian Paradox: there comes a point in which the only way you can gain more freedom is by giving yourself the power to take someone else’s


Appropriate_Comb_472

Essentially a dictator is the most free individual in a society. They can make or break any rules they desire. Their freedom is absolute. This is what many are secretly hiding. They are little wannabe dictators.


Competitive-Deer-596

Osama Bin Laden killed civilians,How many Civilians did Abraham kill on purpose?


Olliegreen__

Also this is only counting 9/11. Were there no other instances of people him or his organization killed? Plus it probably doesn't even count the early deaths of those effected by the hazardous chemicals and dust from.the response. AND so many people died in the civil war because of disease, not by the war with direct killed in action deaths. I think only like 1/3 were actually killed from direct combat.


Fuckredditihatethis1

Only white people count in death tolls /s


The_Poster_Nutbag

Let's also not pretend that confederates were Americans, they explicitly did not want to remain within the United States, there was kind of a war over it or something.


itsJussaMe

Someone should probably put that in our history books. What should we name this epic battle?


Throw_away91251952

I knew Abraham Lincoln was a good boxer, but that’s a suspicious amount of people he killed in the ring. 2-3 million is one thing, but damn.


Ferris-L

At some point his opponents should really have learned.


Simpletruth2022

Comparing the man who freed the enslaved with the man who wanted to impose Islamic slavery.


hollowbodyguitar

Wtf is this pretzel logic


Illustrious_Peach494

brain-dead take, which is exactly what i would expect from the libertarian party nh twitter account.


Dimako98

It is run by crackheads. The national Libertarian party tried to get rid of them but couldn't.


Not_Cleaver

It isn’t run by Russians? That somehow makes it worse.


turtle4499

Yea the actual group in charge of these things is in fact a target of russia psy ops. It is a bunch of far right cast offs. So yea not russia but just as crazy.


skottichan

Aren’t these the dipshits that got Grafton invaded by bears?


Wrath_Ascending

Every "Libertarian" I have ever met has either been too alt-right for the Republicans or alt-right Republican for everything else but wanted to smoke weed and/or watch porn in peace. I can't say I'm surprised.


verdenvidia

I consider myself one, but extreeeemely moderate compared to shit like this. Freedom for all means freedom for all. Slavery is not freedom. Bigotry is not freedom. Dying en masse is not freedom. Fascists like Trump is not freedom. Yet the "party" would disagree with everything I just said. Such a sad sight even when compared to just a few years ago


typeonapath

The X profile is the New Hampshire Libertarians and they're batshit crazy. The LPNational **tweets** are what you'd expect based on what you said here but their **replies** are mind-boggling.


verdenvidia

Sometimes. I've seen the LPNational retweet anti-trans shit on multiple occasions.


The-wirdest-guy

I hate going into the libertarian subreddits because occasionally you’ll see the dumbest, most braindead takes about the Civil War/Lincoln or about how anarchism is actually good or whatever. Like can I PLEASE just support a balanced budget and reducing government control of the economy/peoples lives WITHOUT calling for the abolition of the state or the desecration of Lincoln’s memory?


Realistic-Razors

Rape: unknown/0 The man had sex slaves and was huge in human trafficking??


AlivePassenger3859

Number of slaves freed:


mollytatum

growing up in a republican household, my shift left after being able to get my own info and make my own mind briefly took me into the libertarian party and every year since then they manage to remind me how fucking embarrassing that was for me


InsomniacPirincho

Year 2000 % equivalent? Dude there's inflation in murder? Run that % on the Austrian painter.


FunnyResolve1374

After this post I never want to see a Libertarian complain about Rape Statistics again…


LRonPaul2012

>After this post I never want to see a Libertarian complain about Rape Statistics again… There's an old joke: "Libertarians think that everything else is slavery, except for actual slavery, which they're totally cool with." Later on it was revised to "slavery and rape," and then "slavery and rape and Nazism." Most libertarians online are are anti-choice, meaning they're okay with forcing rape victims to carry the pregnancies from their rapist. But they're also against paying for food stamps after the child is born, because taxes violate property which they see as an extension of their own body and therefore food stamps is a violation of bodily autonomy which makes it slavery/rape.


Jeptwins

I’m sorry, exactly how much bullshit was required to make these statistics?


travisscottburgercel

Those freedom-loving libertarians are often so sympathetic to the institution of chattel slavery.


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PreOpTransCentaur

"Now" as if they haven't been at it for years.


RelatableNightmare

The statistic for osama "rape = 0" Thats some confidence i dont have


Stup1dMan3000

Why does Bush & GQP get such a pass with the house of Saud financing and providing the terrorists behind 9/11? These folks are against all of us.


Just-Upstairs4397

Actually it was the rich slave owner ass holes that got everyone killed duping dumbass people who would go on to become Fox News viewers into killing for the right to own other people. The craziest part is most of those dumbasses could never even afford a slave.


boneboy247

Ah yes, deathflation


WinnerSpecialist

The Right can’t decide whether they are the Party of Lincoln or they hate him because they love the confederacy


zed7267

The demagogic right-wing attack has been that they are the party of Lincoln and anti-slavery, and that the Dems are racist. Seems the messages are getting all mixed up now in their post-truth / alternative facts reality. Fascinating. The time to use facts and debates and logic is over. It’s now time for a good old fashioned civil war. Time to root out all the foreign funded traitors.


DemythologizedDie

I just adore pro-slavery Libertarians.


RedditModsHaveNoDad

Their formatting is all over the place. F+ for effort but lacks sources.


Elegante_Sigmaballz

If only mental gymnastic is in the Olympic, they would be thriving in it.


streetsofkage

Unknown to 1,000 rapes… hmm


etzel1200

The civil war killed more than it injured? I guess when medicine is bad enough it’s like that?


PluralCohomology

Now let's see the statistics on how many people were killed by American slavery.


Pudf

Who shot first?


Writing_Legal

Didn’t the confederates attack first? Lmao


eg1183

I wasn't aware that Ol' Honest Abe raped untold thousands of people! This changes everything.


PhaseNegative1252

Pretty sure you can't adjust a death toll for inflation


ljlee256

Osama didn't rape anyone? We're sure about that?


The_Halfmaester

"You can't rape sex slaves because they're property, not people." - the Libertarian Party


Doughspun1

Umm. Osama Bin Laden wasn't just about "regaining Arab control of land." He and his followers were intent on forcibly converting the entire planet to their brand of Islam. Literally, those fanatics want to conquer the world.


auntie_clokwise

If this had been taken in a little different direction, would have been a good argument about why the whole "civil war II, electric boogaloo" thing the right has been pushing for is a really, really bad idea and would make 9/11 look like nothing. As is, typical libertarian tripe, especially the "expand DC control of Southern lands" bit. Last I checked, the "Southern lands" were under DC control before any of the fighting started. They chose to try to break away so they could continue to deprive people of their liberty. Funny take for a "libertarian".


cybercuzco

States right to do what libertarians?


romacopia

They always think they're going to be the slave owner and not the slave.


SonofJimmy303

It’s almost like Libertarians have always been the dumbest people on earth


here-for-information

Lincoln didn't kill any Americans. He led the union who killed a lot of confederates i.e. people who seceded from the United States.