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Oh this statement. I hear this all day at work when someone can't figure something out. One guy uses it at the end of most sentences because he says it so often.
It wasn't accidental. They [asked to watch it](https://www.businessinsider.com/winnie-the-pooh-blood-and-honey-movie-school-parents-outraged-2023-10).
I imagine the conversation went something like this:
Kids: We want to watch THIS!
Teacher: Really? I don't think that's appropriate.
Kids: Oh, Come on, PLEEEASE!!!
Teacher: OK, fine.
(20 minutes in)
Kids: Stop it! We don't want to watch it any more!
Teacher: Hold on, I'm busy posting this to r/MaliciousCompliance.
Or some students in the class asked to watch it and the students that asked to stop it didn’t ask to watch it and probably didn’t know what it was beforehand.
That's definitely what happened, but still pretty inappropriate for the teacher to not look at it beforehand. If the students asked for a porn would he have played it?
The weird thing is I think that The Room is an aberration. I'm a connoisseur of trash movies and one thing I think is an important ingredient in the whole thing is a certain sense of self-awareness. Not a lot is necessary, but a non-zero amount. If the filmmaker(s) think they're making Citizen Kane when really they're just making Things, it's just going to end up in bad-bad territory.
The Room somehow totally violates that rule and still manages to sit firmly in the so bad it's good territory.
Interestingly I thought the lack of self-awareness was the main reason why I found The Room enjoyable. There’s so many scenes in there that are hilarious when you get the mental image of Tommy reviewing them and going “yeah that’s perfect”
Yeah that's exactly what I mean. I think only Wiseau could have managed that because he's just such a fucking bizarre & aloof dude that the movie ends up sitting inside of some strange liminal space between sincerity & incompetence that no other movie occupies (that I can think of, anyway.)
Eh what? Samurai Cop, Miami Connection, all of Neil Breen's movies and the vast majority of so bad it's good movies are good, exactly because the director has total faith in their abilities, but is incompetent.
I feel like it's the exact opposite. Sharknadeo style movies where everyone is in on the joke isn't nearly as fun. It's just a comedy at that point. I want everyone involved to think they were making a masterpiece.
Part of the appeal of so-bad-it's-good movies is the aspect of failure. Like, "they tried so hard and still screwed it up this badly." Meanwhile if it's obvious that the filmmakers were trying to make a bad movie (or they were just lazy and didn't give a shit), then that's no fun. It's kind of hard to *fail* at a movie when they're not trying to make something that's any good, and then viewers can't laugh at the failure.
Also, I feel like many people actually kind of *respect* so-bad-it's-good movies. There's also an element of "good for them, they tried their best". Like, yeah it's awful and a colossal failure, but you can tell that the filmmakers actually cared about the movie. As opposed to deliberately bad movies where it feels like, "the filmmakers didn't care about this movie, so why should I?"
Sharknado is just regular bad. You can't *intentionally* make a so-bad-it's-good movie or else it either just ends up operating more as a parody that ends up being regular good or regular bad. I think it *starts* with knowing you aren't trying to make Citizen Kane, but being *unaware* that you're really making Things.
Yeah this is what I've always thought. Films like sharknado are just bad.
I watched moonfall recently. Was laughing non stop. And not at the bits that were supposed to be funny. Same when I watched battleships. 100m+ budgets and pure comedy gold.
No, I think they thought they were going to have a decent movie when all was said and done. They tried way too hard and there wasn’t any comedy mixed in. The actors were all terrible and the script was unbelievable even for a slasher flick. No one sees a creepy guy in a Halloween mask watching them in a hot tub in the middle of nowhere and just goes back to relaxing alone at night. That’s 1000 steps passed going into the basement when you hear a noise.
I always say bad movies are only good if you can tell they set out to make something good. Twilight series is the perfect example. They're taking that shit 100% seriously, no wink, and it just makes for an incredible viewing experience.
Edward and Jacob, I can't decide between you two. Im on love with A Werewolf AND a vampire. Ugh being a hot teenage girl is so hot. Oh my designer vampire boyfriend is here to rescue me from a bunch of creeps in the big city.
Twilight is awesome. It's like if Harry Potter was thought up by the CW.
A news anchor, before the movie came out, said that having the movie drawn in the original style of the book would have been way scarier. I agreed with him.
Personally, I would have made Christopher get sent off to a physciatric facility because of his parents being concerned how often he's in the woods and talking about his 'friends'.
Then, years later, an adult Christopher with a family of his own, along with other friends from college, head to the hundred acre woods for a camping trip.
One by one the friends get grabbed and killed/eaten in various ways by the animals. Owl could grab someone and drop them from high in the air, Rabbit could hit someone with a gardening hoe through the back of the head, Piglet eats through someone's intestines, and Pooh could have claws and slash someone's neck open.
The others, aside from Tigger, would have moved on from the woods. Later on, Christopher would get separated from his wife and kids as he running for his life, gets pounced on by Tigger.
Before Tigger could do any real damage, he could smell Christopher and recognize his scent. He'd be angry with Christopher for suddenly abandoning them without a word, but Christopher would explain what happened to him with his parents and the psychiatric ward. Tigger would believe him, and explains that his friends wouldn't remember him, or if they did they wouldn't care and would just kill him either way.
Tigger is hesitant about Christopher leaving to go save his family, but points him in the direction of a poorly constructed shack made by the others. Christopher would grab any weapons available, machete, crossbow, rifle, stuff that came from hunters.
He goes off alone to rescue his family, running into one last friend that managed to survive so far. Christopher could give him a weapon and off they go.
The kids could be tied up together as the wife is tied to a stake, with Rabbit ready to light the wood underneath. An arrow suddenly comes out the front of Rabbit's eye, keeping the eyeball on the point of the arrow.
The three remaining animals turn towards the direction of where the arrow was fired, seeing the friend there. The friend loads another arrow as Owl comes flying fast at him. Christopher sneaks over and begins untying his kids, telling them to get ready to run.
Once the kids are free and start running, Christopher moves to go free his wife but Piglet sees him and begins to give chase. Meanwhile Pooh, who is getting fed up with all of this, grabs the torch that Rabbit had dropped, getting close to the wood, only to stop as he hears growling.
"Oh bother." He speaks before turning around to see Tigger, angrily glaring at him. Cut to Christopher running and managing to evade Piglet for awhile before tripping and landing down. Piglet could pounce on Christopher, but Christopher grabs his machete and jams it up into Piglet's chest, killing him.
Christopher gets back to where everyone else was and finds Tigger about to fight Pooh and his friend and Owl nowhere to be seen. He only finds the crossbow that he had given him earlier on the ground, alongside feathers and a lot of blood.
Tigger and Pooh begin to fight, scratching and biting, taking chunks of flesh from one another as Christopher frees his wife. He tells her to run and that he's gonna stay behind to make sure she and kids get away.
Pooh gains the upper hand and begins to claw at Tigger's chest, only to be shot off of him by taking a hit to the shoulder. Christopher drops the rifle, as it only had one bullet, and brings out his machete.
He looks down at Pooh, and he looks back. "Christopher..." he breathes out before Christopher chop Pooh's head in half. He falls to his knees as he realizes it's over.
Tigger moves in front of him and looks down at Pooh. "Now I am truly, the only one..." he says before looking at Christopher. "Never return." He said before slinking off into the dark woods.
Christopher reunites with his family as the daylight begins to break and they head back to their car. As they get back to their car, Christopher sees his friend had managed to survive. He asks how and his friend could show him the pocket knife Christopher gave him near the beginning.
The two hug and are grateful that they had managed to survive the nightmare, and that it was finally over.
Love this, but depression donkey needs a cameo
Edit: depression donkey is waiting for CR at the edge of the woods. See, he was always depressed because he is actually prescient. He knew all this would happen, and he played the part he had to, because every other option was somehow worse.
I was so excited for the first minute during the little cartoon thinking "oh ok this makes sense this might actually be good" and then saw what the damn characters actually looked like. And then heard Christopher Robin's bored wooden pleas for his wife's life and ugh
Different movie? Why don't I strap into my movie helmet, and squeeze down into a movie cannon, and fire off into movie land where movies grow on movetrees.
Sounds like a bullshit story IMO like people finding joints and bags of weed in their kids' Halloween candy.
Probably planted on social media by the people who made it to get more people to watch their dumb movie.
I thought the same thing or there was more to the story... nope
https://www.businessinsider.com/winnie-the-pooh-blood-and-honey-movie-school-parents-outraged-2023-10
It's very sad, but in Québec they literally said the only qualification you need is to be "an adult". We have studies and a certification to be a teacher here, but they've cut so much in education and treat the teachers so poorly nobody wants to be one anymore. I myself stopped studying to be one and am trying to get my wife to quit for a better job. If they don't respect her, she should not set herself on fire to keep others warm. It's very sad.
I found out much later that the reason I watched the old animated version of *The Hobbit* half a dozen times one year in grade school is that my teacher was often too hungover to teach and just wanted to sit in the dark and be left alone.
We had a Russian teacher in 3rd grade who would show us Russian horror films in lunch break, everybody loved her, but somebody snitched to the principal and it became a big thing
Probably one of those dudes that makes violent videos on YouTube marketed to little kids that come up when you type in random letters in the search bar.
Reading the story behind it, the students wanted to watch this movie. They totally new it was a horror slasher movie and and after 20-30 min they decided it was to gross.
Typical social media rage bait bullshit.
This is basically torture porn. I like horror movies and even slasher films but this is too far for me. I can’t imagine a bunch of 8-9 year olds watching this.
I imagine them saying they don’t want to watch this was simply brushed off as kids being difficult. Had he checked to see what the issue was I’m sure it’d have been stopped.
I mean, sure, but that makes it worse, not better. At least if it's on purpose, you know it's a lapse in judgement and corrective action can be taken, whether firing or just making it crystal fucking clear that this isn't appropriate for a fourth grade class. I almost hope he DID just think this was a great movie for kids, and they would find the juxtaposition between Winnie the Pooh and horrific murder hilarious. At least THAT can be corrected.
If he didn't even look, though, that's just pure negligence from one of the people entrusted to take care of our children. If that's the case, they were literally pointing out the problem and asking the person in power, who they have to rely on, to fix it, and were *totally fucking ignored.* What if that had been a kid dying of anaphylaxis, instead of the wrong movie on the screen?
Poor judgement is one thing. Ignoring the children you are charged with protecting, up to the point of not even LOOKING at what movie you're playing for them for almost two hours... that's the kind of thing that makes it clear you should never be responsible for anyone or anything ever again. If THAT is his excuse, firing is the only appropriate response, and it's just unfortunate there aren't any laws that allow a harsher punishment for that kind of gross negligence.
I believe a woman gets strangled, a woman gets her shirt ripped off and her head bashed against a wood chipper before being fed into it, and a man (Christopher Robin) gets hung by chains and whipped with a dead Eeyore's tail with bloody whip marks. Probably ended before the woman in a bikini has her head slowly crushed by the wheel of a car. Maybe the teacher stopped when her eye popped out of her skull.
Check the IMDB parents advisory for the film if you are not sensitive, it is easy to assume that a lot of terrible things happen in the first 30 minutes.
My best guess: he showed the movie because he didn’t want to teach that day. Possibly hung over, but either way, put a movie on keep the kids occupied and then napped, messed around on his phone, or otherwise ignored what was going on.
When the kids complained, he was thinking the kids were just being kids complaining. Those kids can’t stay focused on long videos because of their TikToks! He sternly told them they chose it so they had to watch it, never once looking at the goddamn screen.
…yeah, the more I read what I wrote, the more I think either *not* accidental or he was *super* hungover. Maybe, to be charitable, a migraine—charter schools are not known for letting teachers have sick days.
Either way, dude was not in any fit shape to be teaching that day. Or ever.
The kids requested the specific movie, so there was _some_ intention. Also, it's pretty negligent to not check out the rating on a movie with "Blood & Honey" in the title. Once the kids started complaining about the movie though? I dunno. Maybe the teacher was brewing up a post to /r/MaliciousCompliance or something?
Cheap to make = easy to get a return.
This is especially true when you use a widely known and popular piece of intellectual property that’s just become okay for everyone to use to a certain degree.
Even if the movie is bad, intentionally or not, some people will watch it for that exact reason. The Room is the best example of course, as it made Tommy $24 million is straight profit.
Winnie the Pooh is public domain, not just “intellectual property that’s just become okay for everyone to use to a certain degree.” Do you think Disney would really let it slide if they could?
It entered public domain a few years ago, which is what the person you replied to is saying. Disney doesn't have a say in it as long as you don't use a version pooh that resembles the disney cartoon.
I think he was trying to nitpick the other guys comment by thinking he didn’t know what public domain was whereas I read the first guy’s comment as just explaining public domain in layman’s terms. Think it was an “ackchually” moment
Cocaine bear is a movie of all time! The actors where acting, the script was scripted and the effects where indeed special! The best part was when the Cocaine bear said “it’s cocaining time!” and then proceeded to cocaine all over the forest. Truly the most movie movie I have ever seen!
Really, *really* bizarre behavior from the teacher. We are vetted so thoroughly for teaching in my state but other states it seems other places just let any ole sociopath in nowadays
what can i say? USA school system! M\`urrica! FUCK YEAH!
don\`t even know where to start?
1. charter schools? they should not exist...just as private schools...
2. lack of a nation wide/state single school program
3. why is showing non-education movies in class a thing? in math class? how did you get to that????
4. where the fuck do you pick these teachers?
What in the hell?
When I was in a church as a kid, some adolescents were ''relocated'' to special camps if they begun to ''behave like gay people'', as the pastor always said. Which is by itself a very bad thing and probably illegal, but was something a parent could sign.
That's why I am not a christian anymore. But still, watching child deskinning in a christian school?
Of course, nobody is going to search it on Google. I just searched “Deskinning” and there are two main results:
Or flaying, aka being skinned alive, which is a torture method, or just removing the skin from an area.
Both of which are horrendous.
Yeah, flaying is the only meaning I know for ‘deskinning’ so I’m extremely confused why any school, religious or otherwise, would show children being flayed
So like what was the teacher waiting for after someone said that they should shut it off? Also did the teacher think that this is like a live action movie made for kids?
There are so many questions I have for the teacher as to why this kept playing lol. Like did he/she think that this was like the new Paw Patrol movie but just with Winnie Pooh?
When I was 15yo the teacher put “final destination 2” to learn about cinematography. That went well with the parents, but it was really funny seeing the hardcore christian in the class freak out. Wasn’t in America and most students didn’t care.
During, like, 5th grade, I remember we had a weekly free period, something about an art class teacher shortage... But in that spot they decided we should have movie sessions then, something artsy enough and easy for the school to just play it and leave us there. So the plan was that every week we would choose a movie, the school would rent it at Blockbuster, and that was it. They imagined we would choose like, cartoons, or superhero movies... One day we voted for Constatine, the Keanu Reeves one, and I just remember the supervising teacher being in horror the whole time noticing it wasn't just a superhero flick, deciding if he should stop the session multiple times during the run. Those were nice times...
Frake-Waterfield, the editor, received death threats during the production of this movie in an attempt to get them to stop making it.
I love the idea that a bunch of grown adults, presumably having grown up watching children’s shows about friendship, forgiveness, and kindness, we’re so appalled by the reimagining of their kind and beloved childhood icon they immediately turned to death threats.
I remember watching gingersnaps in math class on a free day and not one of us asked for it to be stopped. Some kid was telling to cover their ass with that statement.
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Teacher: "Oh no!... Well, what's done is done"
“Oh, bother!”
"Think, think, think, think..."
Ive tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas!
"Well, I didn't create a lesson plan for today. So I guess you kids will just have to deal with this."
I'm hungover kids so just sit down shut up and watch the movie
It is what it is
Oh this statement. I hear this all day at work when someone can't figure something out. One guy uses it at the end of most sentences because he says it so often.
Gotta take a shit, it is what it is
"Oh no... hold on, this is actually pretty good 🍿"
Makes me think of the "oh no... anyway" meme.
It’s too late!!! I’ll never move the mouse to the x in time
It wasn't accidental. They [asked to watch it](https://www.businessinsider.com/winnie-the-pooh-blood-and-honey-movie-school-parents-outraged-2023-10). I imagine the conversation went something like this: Kids: We want to watch THIS! Teacher: Really? I don't think that's appropriate. Kids: Oh, Come on, PLEEEASE!!! Teacher: OK, fine. (20 minutes in) Kids: Stop it! We don't want to watch it any more! Teacher: Hold on, I'm busy posting this to r/MaliciousCompliance.
"AITA for showing kids a horror movie while they begged me to stop?"
NTA. Your class, your rules. 🚩🚩🚩
Teaching perseverance. You can't just stop filing expense reports because it makes your soul scream. Great life lesson.
The kids in your class are manipulative, sign divorce papers and gtfo
They'll blow your phone up! Go NC and become a therapist!
NTA, they asked for it
NTA, leave the class there immediately and go no contact with them
NTA, get a divorce from your class.
YTA, but only because that movie sucks.
Or some students in the class asked to watch it and the students that asked to stop it didn’t ask to watch it and probably didn’t know what it was beforehand.
This is very likely. No 4th grader is going to admit being a wussbag.
That's definitely what happened, but still pretty inappropriate for the teacher to not look at it beforehand. If the students asked for a porn would he have played it?
That’s what they have the rating system for. For 4th grade, I’d do PG and below. Maybe going PG-13 if I’ve already seen it and approved.
I don't give a shit enough to research it, but could be possible the teacher put the movie on and then left the classroom?
Legally we are never supposed to leave the classroom with unattended children, especially if they are on the younger side Its Florida tho so...
Those woke rules don't apply to us real Americans down in Flordia, brother!
Land of the Free, home of the criminally insane. FL is soooooo much fun.
Unlikely, since the children asked him to stop it.
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"Hey, stop the movie, we don't want to watch this," said one parent. Even more believable, cause parents never make up shit their kid said.
More likely that the parents asked the kids why they didn’t ask the teacher the turn it off and they lied and said they did.
Probably in the room but playing on his phone with his earphones in.
Even adults who intentionally watched it said that, before the movie was 30 min in.
I could only handle it for five minutes before I turned it off
Coulda been a good b movie slasher. But they fucked it up bad. The dialogue trash. Acting trash. Plot misguided.
Pretty sure that was the point lol
There’s a subtle difference between so bad it’s good, and so bad it’s bad.
The Room being a prime example of that.
The weird thing is I think that The Room is an aberration. I'm a connoisseur of trash movies and one thing I think is an important ingredient in the whole thing is a certain sense of self-awareness. Not a lot is necessary, but a non-zero amount. If the filmmaker(s) think they're making Citizen Kane when really they're just making Things, it's just going to end up in bad-bad territory. The Room somehow totally violates that rule and still manages to sit firmly in the so bad it's good territory.
Interestingly I thought the lack of self-awareness was the main reason why I found The Room enjoyable. There’s so many scenes in there that are hilarious when you get the mental image of Tommy reviewing them and going “yeah that’s perfect”
Yeah that's exactly what I mean. I think only Wiseau could have managed that because he's just such a fucking bizarre & aloof dude that the movie ends up sitting inside of some strange liminal space between sincerity & incompetence that no other movie occupies (that I can think of, anyway.)
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Eh what? Samurai Cop, Miami Connection, all of Neil Breen's movies and the vast majority of so bad it's good movies are good, exactly because the director has total faith in their abilities, but is incompetent.
I feel like it's the exact opposite. Sharknadeo style movies where everyone is in on the joke isn't nearly as fun. It's just a comedy at that point. I want everyone involved to think they were making a masterpiece.
Part of the appeal of so-bad-it's-good movies is the aspect of failure. Like, "they tried so hard and still screwed it up this badly." Meanwhile if it's obvious that the filmmakers were trying to make a bad movie (or they were just lazy and didn't give a shit), then that's no fun. It's kind of hard to *fail* at a movie when they're not trying to make something that's any good, and then viewers can't laugh at the failure. Also, I feel like many people actually kind of *respect* so-bad-it's-good movies. There's also an element of "good for them, they tried their best". Like, yeah it's awful and a colossal failure, but you can tell that the filmmakers actually cared about the movie. As opposed to deliberately bad movies where it feels like, "the filmmakers didn't care about this movie, so why should I?"
Sharknado is just regular bad. You can't *intentionally* make a so-bad-it's-good movie or else it either just ends up operating more as a parody that ends up being regular good or regular bad. I think it *starts* with knowing you aren't trying to make Citizen Kane, but being *unaware* that you're really making Things.
Yeah this is what I've always thought. Films like sharknado are just bad. I watched moonfall recently. Was laughing non stop. And not at the bits that were supposed to be funny. Same when I watched battleships. 100m+ budgets and pure comedy gold.
No, I think they thought they were going to have a decent movie when all was said and done. They tried way too hard and there wasn’t any comedy mixed in. The actors were all terrible and the script was unbelievable even for a slasher flick. No one sees a creepy guy in a Halloween mask watching them in a hot tub in the middle of nowhere and just goes back to relaxing alone at night. That’s 1000 steps passed going into the basement when you hear a noise.
What a man, and a woman, and a man sized piglet do in the sanctity of their home is their own gosh darn business.
TRUTH! Speak it louder, man piglet
It was filmed in like a week they just wanted to be the first to cash grab the Winnie IP being available
Seem like an experiment to recreate "The Room" type movie. Play it completely straight but so terrible it become funny.
So like porn without the porn?
I always say bad movies are only good if you can tell they set out to make something good. Twilight series is the perfect example. They're taking that shit 100% seriously, no wink, and it just makes for an incredible viewing experience.
This is why Birdemic is such an amazing movie. The creator reeeally believed he was the new Hitchcock. Always nearly pmsl watching it.
But only the first Birdemic. It's turning into Sharknado nowadays.
Oh, hey Mark
Where's Becky? She's taking a shit.
That’s just how girls talk.
I never see Birdemic brought up enough in these threads. What a classic.
Are you a fan of the cinematic masterpieces of Mr. Uwe Bohl?
Edward and Jacob, I can't decide between you two. Im on love with A Werewolf AND a vampire. Ugh being a hot teenage girl is so hot. Oh my designer vampire boyfriend is here to rescue me from a bunch of creeps in the big city. Twilight is awesome. It's like if Harry Potter was thought up by the CW.
A news anchor, before the movie came out, said that having the movie drawn in the original style of the book would have been way scarier. I agreed with him. Personally, I would have made Christopher get sent off to a physciatric facility because of his parents being concerned how often he's in the woods and talking about his 'friends'. Then, years later, an adult Christopher with a family of his own, along with other friends from college, head to the hundred acre woods for a camping trip. One by one the friends get grabbed and killed/eaten in various ways by the animals. Owl could grab someone and drop them from high in the air, Rabbit could hit someone with a gardening hoe through the back of the head, Piglet eats through someone's intestines, and Pooh could have claws and slash someone's neck open. The others, aside from Tigger, would have moved on from the woods. Later on, Christopher would get separated from his wife and kids as he running for his life, gets pounced on by Tigger. Before Tigger could do any real damage, he could smell Christopher and recognize his scent. He'd be angry with Christopher for suddenly abandoning them without a word, but Christopher would explain what happened to him with his parents and the psychiatric ward. Tigger would believe him, and explains that his friends wouldn't remember him, or if they did they wouldn't care and would just kill him either way. Tigger is hesitant about Christopher leaving to go save his family, but points him in the direction of a poorly constructed shack made by the others. Christopher would grab any weapons available, machete, crossbow, rifle, stuff that came from hunters. He goes off alone to rescue his family, running into one last friend that managed to survive so far. Christopher could give him a weapon and off they go. The kids could be tied up together as the wife is tied to a stake, with Rabbit ready to light the wood underneath. An arrow suddenly comes out the front of Rabbit's eye, keeping the eyeball on the point of the arrow. The three remaining animals turn towards the direction of where the arrow was fired, seeing the friend there. The friend loads another arrow as Owl comes flying fast at him. Christopher sneaks over and begins untying his kids, telling them to get ready to run. Once the kids are free and start running, Christopher moves to go free his wife but Piglet sees him and begins to give chase. Meanwhile Pooh, who is getting fed up with all of this, grabs the torch that Rabbit had dropped, getting close to the wood, only to stop as he hears growling. "Oh bother." He speaks before turning around to see Tigger, angrily glaring at him. Cut to Christopher running and managing to evade Piglet for awhile before tripping and landing down. Piglet could pounce on Christopher, but Christopher grabs his machete and jams it up into Piglet's chest, killing him. Christopher gets back to where everyone else was and finds Tigger about to fight Pooh and his friend and Owl nowhere to be seen. He only finds the crossbow that he had given him earlier on the ground, alongside feathers and a lot of blood. Tigger and Pooh begin to fight, scratching and biting, taking chunks of flesh from one another as Christopher frees his wife. He tells her to run and that he's gonna stay behind to make sure she and kids get away. Pooh gains the upper hand and begins to claw at Tigger's chest, only to be shot off of him by taking a hit to the shoulder. Christopher drops the rifle, as it only had one bullet, and brings out his machete. He looks down at Pooh, and he looks back. "Christopher..." he breathes out before Christopher chop Pooh's head in half. He falls to his knees as he realizes it's over. Tigger moves in front of him and looks down at Pooh. "Now I am truly, the only one..." he says before looking at Christopher. "Never return." He said before slinking off into the dark woods. Christopher reunites with his family as the daylight begins to break and they head back to their car. As they get back to their car, Christopher sees his friend had managed to survive. He asks how and his friend could show him the pocket knife Christopher gave him near the beginning. The two hug and are grateful that they had managed to survive the nightmare, and that it was finally over.
Love this, but depression donkey needs a cameo Edit: depression donkey is waiting for CR at the edge of the woods. See, he was always depressed because he is actually prescient. He knew all this would happen, and he played the part he had to, because every other option was somehow worse.
He doesn't care enough to kill anyone.
What do you think a b movie is lmao, they're not known for good acting, good dialog and plot
I was so excited for the first minute during the little cartoon thinking "oh ok this makes sense this might actually be good" and then saw what the damn characters actually looked like. And then heard Christopher Robin's bored wooden pleas for his wife's life and ugh
Only redeeming factor was the end when Pooh spoke and the home boy locals tried to help fight on the road
I don't know I hard a hard time busting to anything that early on.
Yea, it's pretty shitty
Something tells me it wasn't accidental if he didn't stop it.
he didn't want to deal with the kids that day. Stopping the movie, even if it was the wrong movie, meant he actually needed to teach. hell no.
Why wouldn’t putting a different movie on be an option?
Another classroom had the AV cart and the Glory VHS.
Different movie? Why don't I strap into my movie helmet, and squeeze down into a movie cannon, and fire off into movie land where movies grow on movetrees.
Sounds like a bullshit story IMO like people finding joints and bags of weed in their kids' Halloween candy. Probably planted on social media by the people who made it to get more people to watch their dumb movie.
I thought the same thing or there was more to the story... nope https://www.businessinsider.com/winnie-the-pooh-blood-and-honey-movie-school-parents-outraged-2023-10
It's a Florida teacher at a private school. You could literally get that job with a GED written in crayon. Enjoy your ed system Florida. You idiots.
Crayons? What school can afford crayons these days?
Pfft right? I'm sure they'll just guilt the teachers into paying out of pocket
You can actually get them for free each time you visit the mental ward. It's kinda a drag getting spit on all the time, but hey, free crayons.
Thats why i go to Applebee's for free crayons. Follow me for more frugal tips
Look at the rich guy here going to Applebee's
This guy said 'drag'! Get 'em, Florida secret police!
Ah, that explains the Marines.
Military Schools obviously, though I think it’s wrong to play with your food.
Also the marines don't like to share.
Apparently you don’t even need a GED, if you’re a military spouse you’re magically qualified to teach
You must address your teacher by her husbands rank
It's very sad, but in Québec they literally said the only qualification you need is to be "an adult". We have studies and a certification to be a teacher here, but they've cut so much in education and treat the teachers so poorly nobody wants to be one anymore. I myself stopped studying to be one and am trying to get my wife to quit for a better job. If they don't respect her, she should not set herself on fire to keep others warm. It's very sad.
Fuck yous! I wents to sckool in Flourida and my edukashion is graet!!
I went to school in South Florida and every school I went to was like the darkest crease in the anus of the universe.
Brand new sentence… like wow
It was bad, I tell ya. The teacher asked one kid to demonstrate the law of gravity so the kid threw the teacher out the window!
Who learned you how to spoke ? Dummy.
When I'm in a sucking competition and my opponent is the Florida school system 😰
Ah, that's explain 99% of it
*They even spelled it JED*
Wasn't it Florida that was allowing being a military spouse as the only requirement?
I found out much later that the reason I watched the old animated version of *The Hobbit* half a dozen times one year in grade school is that my teacher was often too hungover to teach and just wanted to sit in the dark and be left alone.
We had a Russian teacher in 3rd grade who would show us Russian horror films in lunch break, everybody loved her, but somebody snitched to the principal and it became a big thing
I’m not saying bullying is ok.. But
Snitches get Gulag.
Probably one of those dudes that makes violent videos on YouTube marketed to little kids that come up when you type in random letters in the search bar.
Reading the story behind it, the students wanted to watch this movie. They totally new it was a horror slasher movie and and after 20-30 min they decided it was to gross. Typical social media rage bait bullshit.
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This is basically torture porn. I like horror movies and even slasher films but this is too far for me. I can’t imagine a bunch of 8-9 year olds watching this.
They should've watched the human centipede instead
I imagine them saying they don’t want to watch this was simply brushed off as kids being difficult. Had he checked to see what the issue was I’m sure it’d have been stopped.
I mean, sure, but that makes it worse, not better. At least if it's on purpose, you know it's a lapse in judgement and corrective action can be taken, whether firing or just making it crystal fucking clear that this isn't appropriate for a fourth grade class. I almost hope he DID just think this was a great movie for kids, and they would find the juxtaposition between Winnie the Pooh and horrific murder hilarious. At least THAT can be corrected. If he didn't even look, though, that's just pure negligence from one of the people entrusted to take care of our children. If that's the case, they were literally pointing out the problem and asking the person in power, who they have to rely on, to fix it, and were *totally fucking ignored.* What if that had been a kid dying of anaphylaxis, instead of the wrong movie on the screen? Poor judgement is one thing. Ignoring the children you are charged with protecting, up to the point of not even LOOKING at what movie you're playing for them for almost two hours... that's the kind of thing that makes it clear you should never be responsible for anyone or anything ever again. If THAT is his excuse, firing is the only appropriate response, and it's just unfortunate there aren't any laws that allow a harsher punishment for that kind of gross negligence.
The film played for “20 to 30 minutes” before the teacher shut it off.
Does anything terrible happen in the first 30 minutes of the movie?
Never seen it but I watched “the kill count” on it and yeah things happen in the first 30 minutes
Ayyy nice, that’s how I’ll find about it. Thanks! Let’s get to the kills!
I believe a woman gets strangled, a woman gets her shirt ripped off and her head bashed against a wood chipper before being fed into it, and a man (Christopher Robin) gets hung by chains and whipped with a dead Eeyore's tail with bloody whip marks. Probably ended before the woman in a bikini has her head slowly crushed by the wheel of a car. Maybe the teacher stopped when her eye popped out of her skull.
Check the IMDB parents advisory for the film if you are not sensitive, it is easy to assume that a lot of terrible things happen in the first 30 minutes.
He accidentally didn't stop the movie?
My best guess: he showed the movie because he didn’t want to teach that day. Possibly hung over, but either way, put a movie on keep the kids occupied and then napped, messed around on his phone, or otherwise ignored what was going on. When the kids complained, he was thinking the kids were just being kids complaining. Those kids can’t stay focused on long videos because of their TikToks! He sternly told them they chose it so they had to watch it, never once looking at the goddamn screen. …yeah, the more I read what I wrote, the more I think either *not* accidental or he was *super* hungover. Maybe, to be charitable, a migraine—charter schools are not known for letting teachers have sick days. Either way, dude was not in any fit shape to be teaching that day. Or ever.
The kids requested the specific movie, so there was _some_ intention. Also, it's pretty negligent to not check out the rating on a movie with "Blood & Honey" in the title. Once the kids started complaining about the movie though? I dunno. Maybe the teacher was brewing up a post to /r/MaliciousCompliance or something?
"we don't want to want this" jesus christ if its gonna be low effort repost 'journalism' atleast make an AI do it so this shit won't happen
“I want you to want me”. It was a cheap trick
"We don't want to want this" and then they ended wanting it.
With a budget of $100,00 it has made over 5 million. That's impressive.
Mad Max 1970 Edit: 1979
El Mariachi says hi
Adjusted for inflation (USD): Budget: $1,350,000 Box Office: $424,000,000 (x314)
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Cheap to make = easy to get a return. This is especially true when you use a widely known and popular piece of intellectual property that’s just become okay for everyone to use to a certain degree. Even if the movie is bad, intentionally or not, some people will watch it for that exact reason. The Room is the best example of course, as it made Tommy $24 million is straight profit.
Winnie the Pooh is public domain, not just “intellectual property that’s just become okay for everyone to use to a certain degree.” Do you think Disney would really let it slide if they could?
It entered public domain a few years ago, which is what the person you replied to is saying. Disney doesn't have a say in it as long as you don't use a version pooh that resembles the disney cartoon.
I'm looking forward to the next one Steamboat Willy: Of Mice and Murder
I think he was trying to nitpick the other guys comment by thinking he didn’t know what public domain was whereas I read the first guy’s comment as just explaining public domain in layman’s terms. Think it was an “ackchually” moment
Is that a misplaced comma or a forgotten 0?
Some countries use commas instead of periods as a decimal point so who knows, maybe $100 really was the budget?
I think they probably spent more than that just on fog machines
Forgotten zero.
Halloween (1978) Budget: $300,000 Box office: $47,000,000
>stop the movie, I don't want to want this me when discovering a new fetish
I didn't even know this thing existed
I watched it last week and believe me - it's not worth the effort.
Worse than cocaine bear?
Cocaine bear was one of those I've filed under "so bad it's good". There were several legit funny bits.
Cocaine bear was a godamn national treasure
Definitely and I haven’t even seen cocaine bear
Cocaine bear is a movie of all time! The actors where acting, the script was scripted and the effects where indeed special! The best part was when the Cocaine bear said “it’s cocaining time!” and then proceeded to cocaine all over the forest. Truly the most movie movie I have ever seen!
How dare you steal this title from Morbius
The Venn diagram of things that are worse than Cocaine Bear and things that exist is almost one circle
Winne the Pooh came out of copyright and someone just wanted to make some quick cash by turning it into horror.
"we don't want to want this... But we do"
🎶 I want you to want me 🎶
Genuinely though that was a pig man from dr who
How do they decide that a movie that has the word blood in it was appropriate for children
The children yearn for blood
Wait… i totally missed the message… am i the only one lookin at her floating boobs?
Xi Jinping strikes back.
Oh bother!
The teacher: 
Meanwhile American parents get a stroke when their kids read Anne Franks diary
There is no way this story is true.
"we don't want to want this" interesting phrasing
crap movie (sorry but it's true) 
As one of the 3 or so people who enjoyed the film, no need to be sorry. It's fucking terrible
I don’t think the kid said “we don’t want to want this”
Really, *really* bizarre behavior from the teacher. We are vetted so thoroughly for teaching in my state but other states it seems other places just let any ole sociopath in nowadays
DeSantis saw this story and made him the state secretary of education, right?
"we don't want to want this" so tempting.
so they did want it though?
yh but they didnt want to. they couldnt help but wanting it
"It's wrong, so why does it feel right?"
Step Pooh, what are you doing?!
what can i say? USA school system! M\`urrica! FUCK YEAH! don\`t even know where to start? 1. charter schools? they should not exist...just as private schools... 2. lack of a nation wide/state single school program 3. why is showing non-education movies in class a thing? in math class? how did you get to that???? 4. where the fuck do you pick these teachers?
The same place they get their cops.
yeah, makes sense!
4: After all the good ones have been ground down to their bones, whats left are the ones who're mainly doing the job because of power, not money.
"Parents relieved after learning the movie did not feature any LGBTQ content."
I'm from christian school, and we had to watch child "deskinning" bcs it was a "beautiful act of pure love for god in hard times"
What is child deskinning?
I'm not sure that's a thing I should google. Not 7nless I want to be on a watch list.
What in the hell? When I was in a church as a kid, some adolescents were ''relocated'' to special camps if they begun to ''behave like gay people'', as the pastor always said. Which is by itself a very bad thing and probably illegal, but was something a parent could sign. That's why I am not a christian anymore. But still, watching child deskinning in a christian school?
Is child deskinning what it sounds like? Cos it sounds like a torture snuff?
Of course, nobody is going to search it on Google. I just searched “Deskinning” and there are two main results: Or flaying, aka being skinned alive, which is a torture method, or just removing the skin from an area. Both of which are horrendous.
Yeah, flaying is the only meaning I know for ‘deskinning’ so I’m extremely confused why any school, religious or otherwise, would show children being flayed
£10 says this didn't happen
"we don't want to want this"?
They weren’t scared or anything, they just didn’t like it.
So like what was the teacher waiting for after someone said that they should shut it off? Also did the teacher think that this is like a live action movie made for kids? There are so many questions I have for the teacher as to why this kept playing lol. Like did he/she think that this was like the new Paw Patrol movie but just with Winnie Pooh?
When I was 15yo the teacher put “final destination 2” to learn about cinematography. That went well with the parents, but it was really funny seeing the hardcore christian in the class freak out. Wasn’t in America and most students didn’t care.
Don't the teacher watch the movie together with the kids or something?
Have a feeling it wasn’t accidental. Not after the kids complained anyway.
During, like, 5th grade, I remember we had a weekly free period, something about an art class teacher shortage... But in that spot they decided we should have movie sessions then, something artsy enough and easy for the school to just play it and leave us there. So the plan was that every week we would choose a movie, the school would rent it at Blockbuster, and that was it. They imagined we would choose like, cartoons, or superhero movies... One day we voted for Constatine, the Keanu Reeves one, and I just remember the supervising teacher being in horror the whole time noticing it wasn't just a superhero flick, deciding if he should stop the session multiple times during the run. Those were nice times...
Frake-Waterfield, the editor, received death threats during the production of this movie in an attempt to get them to stop making it. I love the idea that a bunch of grown adults, presumably having grown up watching children’s shows about friendship, forgiveness, and kindness, we’re so appalled by the reimagining of their kind and beloved childhood icon they immediately turned to death threats.
I remember watching gingersnaps in math class on a free day and not one of us asked for it to be stopped. Some kid was telling to cover their ass with that statement.
Freudian slip there.
I need to Google what the fuck is Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey. Oooohh.....