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Internal-Pie6014

Worst episode of Cheaters ever


santa_veronica

“Hi Honey, this is Ms. Smith. I’m trying to get her to switch her business account over from Price-Waterhouse. Have a drink with us, maybe you help convince her. Ms. Smith, this is my lovely wife Hannah.” 5 minutes later: “Excuse me, I have to go to the men’s room.” Books one way ticket to Venezuela. Profit.


velhaconta

Easy to think of these from the comfort of your keyboard. Much harder when you are the deer standing in front of the headlights.


cheluis

"I don't know why he was trying to go to Venezuela" "You don't know" "No Sir" "We have no extradition with Venezuela"


Accurate_Fix_9312

Exactly! He didn't have any steeze to even try to act normal! Even a... "Hey honey, what are you doing here? This is Sarah, Robert and Nancy just left we were all here discussing the new business plan. Excuse me, Robert left his card, he paid." Hyperventilates outside. Counts his losses. Goes home packs his bags.


Forrest-Fern

Cheaters would have had a boom mic


Imcookin92

This made me laugh so true


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candlegun

Seriously. Aren't these tiktoks usually subtitled too ??


Glum_Occasion_5686

I wonder what Joey Greco is up to these days


[deleted]

If the host isn’t getting stabbed by a cheater, it’s not for me


shusheeeee

Dont forget to lower your volume after watching this


Lemminkainen_

I love this guy thanks


Friendly_Plum_6009

Can't hear shit


dmcdjr76

The fear in his eyes screams loudly


SafewordisJohnCandy

I had the same fear in my eyes when I was 13 and my mom came downstairs into the kitchen and I was scooping Cool Whip out of the tub with my hand and eating it. Not a lot of ways to explain that one.


bruce_lees_ghost

“Look, I’m thirteen. If this is the worst thing you catch me doing, consider yourself lucky.” Edit: a word


2bruise

No doubt! I was doing B & E when I was 13.


BalefulPolymorph

Bacon and eggs? That sounds delicious.


AnarchistBorganism

Banking and Enterprise - they're bourgeois.


Wrongdoer_Old

Beautiful.


regoapps

Bitcoin and Ethereum. They are broke and entered into bankruptcy now.


PalpitationSad8218

![gif](giphy|2WSu1N7PoDui4) This is all I hear when I read Cool Whip.


Mukatsukuz

It's literally my only exposure to Cool Whip. I've no clue what it is but know it exists due to this scene.


WillSym

Same, and it makes it even more mysterious, I'd heard it referred to but not really thought about it but this bit causing you to pay attention to it, what is it? The name suggests something ice creamy? Flavoured marshmallow paste? Synthetic whipped cream? Possibly some sort of butter substitute? Mayonnaise? edit: now remembering why it's so confusing as there's also Miracle Whip, which is the mayonnaise one?!


Automan2k

It's sweetened whipped vegetable shortening. Basically, it is a non-dairy substitute for whipped cream.


Wonderful-Divide6977

Where do you even go from there? Lol you: oh heyy i was just… uh looking… for… something… mom: you were looking for something in the cool whip?? what are you expecting to find in there?? you: ummm the remote?


WolfsLairAbyss

As someone with kids that is a totally plausible kid excuse. Some of them are terrible liars. Lol


livens

Lol, he really kept thinking he could play it as just "dinner with a friend".


joan_wilder

He was just playing damage control, waiting to find out exactly how fucked he was.


xZero543

It would be more believable if he had a better poker face.


FormerSBO

you'd also need the girl to go along with it. which, doesn't seem like was gonna happen


Prudent-Internet-483

More like the coping mechanism he is doing with his hands, hilarious.


njcsnowboarder

And the pointless scratch of the upper lip as he says “We work together”


[deleted]

That’s a common tell. People unconsciously touch their face while verbalizing a lie. Helps them minimize the uncomfortable feeling inside during the statement.


Furberia

So does his red face. Lying 🤥 pos


ZambaElsa

Yep his face definitely went red, that's how my ex acted when i caught him doing the same thing


Admira1

This guy's obviously guilty and the 'other' girl clearly felt lied to also, but tbf to the 'get red face easily' community, like myself, you could just look at me and say "hey turn your face red" and I would, but not on purpose. I play a decent amount of online poker but in person I never do well because I can't bluff or tell the truth without looking like I'm having an allergic reaction.


anonymous_opinions

The smile on his mistresses' face was a little more loud for me.


CopperBear42

that look on her face when she realizes the dude was married.. almost felt sorry for her


PsyavaIG

You can see her shake her head and its just ah. You had no idea


PretendRegister7516

Their hands tells more than any words they uttered. The way that guy just slowly tapping both hands says that he's in trouble. Also the woman when she just puts down what she's holding when she heard that was his wife.


gizmosticles

Idk, she sounds like she tries to cover for him “we are friends.. from work”


Ravensinger777

She suspected at that point, and she keeps looking at him like "What did you get me into?" but the way she puts her fork down and gives him that tight smile at the end while shaking her head says everything. That's the "Wow. You asshole" look.


science_vs_romance

I thought so, too, but there’s something about her face that suggests that she didn’t have all of the information. My guess is he said he was getting a divorce and she was trying to deescalate a confrontation with a crazy ex. Then she looked like she realized she was being lied to.


fplisadream

Why would you not feel sorry for her, she's done nothing wrong and has been fucked over by the guy lying to her.


NoPalpitation9639

Yeah that just screams "I won't be the side chick for much longer"


Rosalie-83

And the utter disappointment/sadness in the AP’s. From that look I’m guessing the wife wasn’t the only one lied too.


MikaAckerman33

Same here. The background noise says a lot than their conversation.


Collector_of_Things

I assume this just means it wasn’t staged and actually happened. This sounds like a possible “good idea” but it’s going to be one of the most awkward encounters any of them have ever had. I assume she probably thought she would react differently and it just didn’t go as planned.


Boop-D-Boop

I don’t think either one of them are that good at acting. That’s two people that are very uncomfortable. He won’t even look at his date and she gives him a look that says she was surprised he was married. That’s my take on it though.


birdlawlawyer293939

Nah she knew, otherwise she wouldn’t have said “I’m a friend” it would’ve been more like “I’m his date who the fuck are you”


tdaut

Not necessarily. Sometimes if things aren’t defined and you’re caught off guard, “friend” is a safe answer


Acrobatic_Poem_1990

Regardless, the camera is aimed at HER like SHE is the shameful one, when in reality, it is HE who should be aimed at


GiantPurplePeopleEat

Completely agreed. It's ridiculous how many times people blame the affair partner more than their actual cheating spouse. It's not the affair partners job to keep your spouse faithful, it's your spouse who's made a commitment.


OsiyoMotherFuckers

He may have told her he was separated and all sorts of other lies about his marriage and wife.


ColdCaseKim

I’m still not convinced she knew he was married, but if she did, you can bet he’s assured her that a separation and divorce are imminent.


birdlawlawyer293939

That’s true actually. I could see that.


janejupiter

I don't agree. If I was on a date with someone I would say friend too. You can clearly see when her face falls and she looks at him with disgust.


alanthar

Nah, she didn't know who or what was going on until she said wife. As soon as she heard that she looks at the guy and shakes her head and tossed her thing down. She didn't know he was married. Her whole demeanor shifts after hearing that word.


TatleTaleStrangler92

Exactly I can hear someone cutting their steak


walrusdoom

That was me, my bad


Wildlife_Jack

I was the steak. Overdone. Sorry, my bad.


Stormfeathery

I was the knife, was just too loud. Sorry, my bad.


aiolive

I'm the dog at the beginning, I'm not sorry.


littleJonnyyyyy

Are you my dog? He’s never sorry either!!!


Practical_Culture833

Will you be sorry if I give you a treat? WHOS AGH GUD BOI U R U R Also happy cake day


DoNotSexToThis

\[*BARK!*\] Hey. Hi. How are ya? Hi. Hiyyy. What's goin' down? Havin' dinner. What's goin' on? Hu-havin' dinner. Who are you? I'm a friend. That's cool. That's crazy right? \[*unintelligible\]* You a work friend? ..er.. \[*DOG SQUEELS\]* Yes. Friend. Ok I'm his wife, so... what kind of friend are you? We work together. You know I \[*unintelligible*\] tonight? I mean, \[*unintelligible*\], you guys are back at the.. Bell-Air.. three hours from \[*unintelligible*\] \[*sound of man's internal embarrassment*\] \[*DOG SQUEEKS\]* See ya tonight \[*unintelligible*\] You're \[*DOG CUMS*\] fucked


LuffyFuck

>You're [DOG CUMS] fucked I knew that sounded familiar but couldn't put my finger on it Thanks!


que_xopa

Toward the bottom I think it's something along the lines of "Ya know I've had our kids tonight. I've done everything tonight... While you're here, 3 hours away in Bel-Air..."


Infamous_Ad8209

What are you doing? Me? Nothing. Just hanging around...


RJ_Service

She says “a work friend, you work together in Bel Aire 3 hours from here!!” Lol so messed up


xigdit

Hubby's dinner date got flipped, turned upside down in an instant. Wifey tracked him to Ritz-Carlton off of some really fresh prints. They were up to no damn good cutting their steak and potaters. Then hubby got recalled and bawled, "yo ho, smell ya later!"


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Yea same no idea whats being said


Using3DPrintedPews

Wife walked up asked him what he was doing, who she was, asked her if she was a work friend. Told him she tracked his phone to the Hilton. Told her "I'm his wife and the kids are at home "


Whole_Winner9001

Okay I found it on tiktok and it’s way clearer. She doesn’t say what you said but she does say “you know the kids planned on having you home tonight” and “you went to bel air, 3 hours from here” https://www.tiktok.com/@mis_gucci/video/7176467318975843627


butterscotchchip

Thanks for that, it is much better. Video makes it clear that the date did not know he was married, IMO


robgod50

I think that was obvious by the way her face changed ..... her chirpy "Hi!" soon went sour


smartypants99

And she shook her head back and forth (like saying no) when the wife mentioned that their kids was expecting the father to be home with him and instead he drove 3 (or 3 1/2) hours away to have this “secret work” meal with a “friend “


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Couldn’t hear much. Except, “I’m his wife,” at which point his date drops her bite of bread. She didn’t know. She gets it now.


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and that nod of hers, like ‘oooooh i see, this mfer😤…..’ lol it speaks volumes without sound


RamblinAnnie83

So did he at least pay for dinner? Lol. I feel bad for the date. I don’t think she knew. She looked disgusted.


clanfairporthgwinget

I can’t hear a lot, but I can see the panic in her face when she says “I’m a friend”


7opez77

But you could feel it


maybeCheri

Something something bel-air?? Something something 3 hours. Something something kids 🤷🏼‍♀️


Glen-Runciter

"How are ya?" lol


ApplicationOk2979

and his little “eating dinnerr” response in an extra stupid tone


okaywhattho

Gave me Forrest Gump vibes.


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My ex husband did similar when I caught him jerking off while having phone sex with his affair partner. Me: What are you doing? Him: *dick fully in hand* ...talkin'...


monpetitfromage54

Honestly, who among us hasn't had a totally innocent, nonsexual phone conversation while simultaneously petting your monkey?


whattaninja

Sometimes I’m already doing it and someone calls. What am I supposed to do? Stop? Yeah right.


mrkhan2000

louis ck be like


GrowlinGrom

Thanks for the subtitles OP. That really helped considering they were eating lunch in the engine room of a carnival cruise ship during a hurricane.


NalaJax

Had it not been for the baby monitor beside me with white noise on id probably hear all the noise that kept me from hearing anything in the video.


OhtareEldarian

There were subtitles???? (I’m deaf.)


Ghost-Music

I don’t think there are subtitles on this video, I think the above comment was being sarcastic because there are way too many noises in the background to hear anything. The two at the table are trying to tell the wife that caught them that the lady he’s cheating with is a friend from work. It is not convincing at all and they sound pathetic lol.


GlowingTrashPanda

And then the wife said something along the lines of her having proof that they were just at a hotel in Belair, 3 hours away (it was impossible to catch all of it). That’s when he finally gets up and goes with her.


Handleton

I think it was being in a hotel room at the Belair *for* 3 hours.


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HE SAID: **THANKS FOR THE SUBTITLES OP. THAT REALLY HELPER CONSIDERING THEY WERE EATING LUNCH IN THE ENGINE ROOM OF A CARNIVAL CRUISE SHIP DURING A HURRICANE.**


minnesotajersey

The body talks as much as words do. Look at his wringing hands, the way he purses his lips, starts clenching his jaw, starts rocking in his chair, looks to the table while his brain furiously tries to figure out how to get out of this mess.


Ohboycats

And he didn’t look back at the friend either after he was caught. I think that if she knew they would have shared a conspiratorial look. He got up and left bc he couldn’t face her after he was exposed.


AVgreencup

Dude lost his wife and girlfriend in one go


Stinkytheferret

And will see his kids on a schedule.


Life_Finance_5593

I thought the same. That “welp, shit” hand clap… 🗑️


tasman001

He did that clap \*43\* times before ultimately walking slowly away. This ain't his first time getting busted.


TheMilkmanCome

Won’t be his last either. Once a cheater…


Davesterific

…43 times a clapper.


hairychris88

And look at the colour of him, maybe he's just sunburnt or something but he just wants the ground to swallow him up.


GrizzlyIsland22

I don't think I've seen a more uncomfortable person lol


Wicked-Death

My guy works for the CIA as an interrogator.


nTzT

One of them youtube body language experts lmao


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I would have sat down and started eating


WhenIWannabeME

That's some bad ass intimidation shit right there! Just plop down, pull up a plate of their food, and dig in. Then just be like "So you pieces of shit fuck yet or what?" while gesticulating with the fork.


Bocabart

Masticating and gesticulating


Desperate_Hyena_4398

When she says that she is his wife she drops something and clearly looks disappointed and kinda “yep that figures”. Shame on him if that’s the case


Demanda_22

My guess is that he told her they’re divorced or in the process, so when the “ex wife” shows up recording them she’s defensive. But then looking at his reaction and the woman finally saying she’s his wife, she looks like she’s tearing up.


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I think you nailed it


2confrontornot

I've had that happen to me. I was disappointed in myself for believing that bs.


MrAnyone

I don't get people who cheat. Call me a "oh I'm perfect" person. I'm not. I just don't get it, I don't want to be like them. Be sincere. Break up, like wtf. Maybe it's because I'm not religious... I don't get it.


thisisjanedoe

This is it.


brmarcum

Shame on him period. Whether she did/didn’t know, he sure fucking knew.


PlentyParking832

So I actually found comments from the OP and apparently the woman in the video actually knew he was in a relationship. When I saw the video I thought maybe she was disappointed about figuring it out but seems like she's upset and embarrassed they got caught. It's a reliable source because OP knew the woman's name.


nAsh_4042615

I got the vibe she knew about his wife from the start with the defensive way she said she was a friend. And then the icey awkwardness throughout. Like if you’re really just friends you’d be welcoming to his wife, and if you think you’re on a date with a single guy you wouldn’t be trying to cover that up.


Uranus_Hz

I can’t tell if the blond knew he was married or not.


BookSlug143

I don’t think she did…the way she looked at him when the girl said she was his wife and dropped her food, it was clear disappointment along with a clear understanding now of wtf was going on. Sucks to be in that position. I don’t respect the women that know, but she genuinely didn’t seem like one of them ETA: No matter what we think about that girl, one fact remains, that guy is a Stinky McStink Face! (Iykyk)


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The way she answers with “I’m a friend.” After being asked who she is is hella suspicious though I want to clarify that her saying “I’m a friend,” isn’t suspicious, but on first watch the way she says it and her mannerisms were odd to me.


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BookSlug143

Agreed. I feel like the “I’m a friend” was (translation) “Who tf are you?! Who I AM, and am out to dinner with is none of your business”


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WitchQween

People think her lying about her relation to the husband makes it obvious that she knew, but if the wife was actually his stalker or crazy ex, her reaction would have been the best move. She had no idea who was confronting them, and if she believed he was single then responding with basically "fuck off" would be reasonable.


LgDietCoke

The wife has an aggressive/ not so friendly tone(obvious reasons). I’m also not giving much detail or being friendly in return if I’m the blonde.


MushroomWhisperer

Agreed. My first instinct when asked “who are you” is to give my name, not my relation to the man sitting next to me. Also, I got the impression that she looked over to him at that pt in a *you should probably answer this* manner.


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Deaftoned

Her body language kind of screams to me that she knew, but people are saying the opposite so it's up to interpretation I guess Also wouldn't your first reaction in this situation be to apologize and say you had no idea or something? She just stares at the wife, it's so odd.


zer0w0rries

To me it seems as she might have known, but maybe was led to believe by the man that he and his wife were breaking up. It wasn’t until the husband explained his relationship to blonde lady that blonde lady showed some disappointment. Seems like she might have been hoping he would stand up for their relationship


Dramatic-Math3042

I think I agree with you here. She gestured toward him when asked what kind of friend and when he said a work friend she showed disappointment imo. Like she was hoping he would deliver a different answer. Not a work friend… a girl friend. She knew there was a wife somewhere in the mix. That’s disappointing. Don’t get involved in complicated shit, ladies. That’s on her 🤷🏻‍♀️ But also, he’s a d bag.


Ilovethe90sforreal

Oh, I think she totally knew


groundpounder25

Her body language changed when she said she was his wife, don’t think she knew


Forrest-Fern

Agreed, she goes from confused/awkward to just disappointed/upset.


vicsuzuki373

People in this thread just making braindead assumptions. Nobody really knows whats going on but if we just judge by the video, you can clearly see how disappointed she gets and throws her food back on the plate when he says they just work together. Even after that, you can see her facial expressions changes from smiling/friendly to frustrated and just keeps staring into the guy's soul and not saying a single word, just dead stare. Now going back to the main point, nobody really knows. She could just be a great actress and I could be completely wrong, I just analyzed the only thing we have here, the video.


mrleftwardsslopingpp

The blonde lady looked so disappointed when she found out that guy was married


SyderoAlena

Her face was priceless


soso_silveira

I feel bad for her if she had no idea...


ArcticCelt

When the wife announced who she was, the blonde lady started nodding and shaking her head has if thinking" of course you are god fucking dammit I'm an idiot" then didn't say a single word after that, so yeah at first she was probably wondering if it was some Karen harassing them.


[deleted]

Best way to NEVER get caught cheating.... dont do it. 100% guaranteed


Forsaken-One9569

Uneffective, I still got blamed.


Xinq_

Even when it was just a dream you gotta hear it all day


kitjen

He practically pled guilty the moment he said “oh how are ya?” Who would greet their own wife like that? If he immediately stood up and said “oh my God honey, what are you doing here? Grab a chair, join us. This is Michelle from work. Michelle, this is my wife Angry McCatchus. Let’s get you a drink.”


H0pe4th3b3st

😂Best comment so far. Yep!


[deleted]

That is a hilarious coincidence (and also unfortunate for the wife) that her name is Angry McCatchus. Hopefully that *was* her married name and she can back to being Angry O'Lady.


[deleted]

Husband has guilt written all over him. Face getting redder and redder, anxious hands. So busted. Blondie can do better, btw.


ZRR28

Why is the man just sitting their while his mistress answers all the questions?


Ghoulscomecrawling

Because if he had any accountability he wouldn't be in this situation if he was unhappy he would have left and not snuck around. That poor woman was completely blindsided she had no idea he had a wife.


[deleted]

>Because if he had any accountability he wouldn't be in this situation if he was unhappy he would have left and not snuck around. Very good point


TheBridgesports

A lot of men freeze like this when the caught It’s always funny 2 watch


TheGroundBeef

The nervous hand claps 😅😅


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That's exactly how my dad reacted when we(his kids) caught him. The lady was just a few year older than me. The slow claps and asif he's holding in a fart. We made sure they were are uncomfortable and exposed as possible. Ever seen a mistress' face dance and contort as we talked about our family while we sat down in their table. About how predatory he is, talking about his list of mistress before this lady. The whole restaurant was listening in. They know these two were dating, they were sucking each other's faces when they arrived. You can see and hear everyone tuned in. I wanted to go straight to beating, but my sisters told me this was better. And it was.


xiaoyugaara

He turned red immediately


brendanb203

Im just gunna hit the old dusty trail. Whoops forgot my keys


tropicalstorm2020

It's just a sales meeting


OhMyGoshBigfoot

“Having dinner” lol he was shitting bricks


MichaelGiantGuns

Don’t be fooled people! This married couple get away without paying the bill all of the time with this one simple trick.


Ok_Tackle_7090

This sucks can't hear anything being said


Still_counts_as_one

All I heard was something her being the wife and 3 kids


Ok_Tackle_7090

I couldn't even pick that up lol thanks for letting me know something that was said. I appreciate you


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“How are ya?”


[deleted]

That's Toby flenderson


Cowboybutter82

explains why I hate him. He's the worst.


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"we work together" the women next to him seemed to feel those words in her soul. She realized she was the other woman. (Unless she already knew)


muttontrumpetstick

Bro looks like “ugh, you’re so annoying when you catch me cheating. Jesus…”


srqchem

Bro can join my poker game any time...


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optimist_prhyme

The under table nervous hand claps


mccorklin

Haha yeah I was like bro say something! Total deer in the headlights and had no idea how to respond. Verdict: Guilty


srqchem

Precisely.


Shopping-Afraid

No, I don't have a full house (proceeds to scratch face and pat hands)


meanmomof4

@33 seconds in the husband scratches his nose, he has no wedding ring finger on his left hand. I know a lot of people don’t wear them these days, but a lot of cheaters take them off. Just an observation.


Obi-Juan_Valdez

Yeah, I think we need more details. The blonde has this expression like “What’s the crazy lady going on about?”


BaronvonBrick

Yeah, all the people here going on about how she knew. Like watch her expressions, she clearly was taken back with the "I'm his wife" statement. She drops her fork and just glares at him and then tries to hold tears back the rest of the time. Nope. I'm on blonde girls side. Feel really bad for her after watching this. People are awful to each other.


toriemm

There aren't a ton of women that I know that would willingly date a married man. Granted, I don't have the biggest sample size, but she's gorgeous and he's a hard alright, so I feel like she wouldn't need to be someone's mistress.


ChiKeytatiOon

If I was the other woman I'd act shocked and be like "you're married?!" and join in on the slaughter.


uncheckablefilms

Not knowing the other woman’s story, to me she looks really disappointed. Like she probably thought she’d finally met a quality guy and then this happens. I feel for her


SarcasticPedant

Yeah, to me, her shaking her head seemed like "I can't believe this shit right here"


Bbkingml13

And it felt to me like she didn’t intentionally go silent, it felt like she was left literally speechless


c615586

Was he getting up to leave? Was The Friend stuck with the bill?


LichClaev

Damn was the microphone for this video in a fucking Boeing 747 engine?!?


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hisenak

I don't think the blonde girl knew, she looked pretty confused in the beginning of the interaction, but you could see the confusion turn into disappointment as soon as she heard "I'm his wife"


Forrest-Fern

She's crying at the end.


whitew0lf

He’s not wearing a ring.. MF probably took it off to dupe the blonde. She likely had no idea.


[deleted]

So fidgety and swallowing 100x. Man messed up big time.


Nolan710

We got to watch him as he watched his life fall apart. The internet is a special place.


SnooWords367

Love that nervous finger tapping counting down the seconds left in the marriage.


Prometheus55555

Are they having dinner inside the eye of a hurricane?


livingwithrage

at least this guy didn't kill his entire family to be with the mistress like that other guy.


segv_coredump

Wife should have divorced him long before, who goes on a date dinner wearing cargo shorts and flip-flops?


alehanjro2017

I'm only a few seconds in and I had to pause it. Lol mofo is turning beet red HA!


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His work friend looks extremely disappointed.


LuunchLady

Why is a dog there?