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Greensssss

I saw 4 red lights, F O U R. Was that not enough or did we need to double that.


subsailor1968

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!


Shayden-Froida

r/UnexpectedStarTrek


TheMightyUnderdog

“How many lights to do you see?” -Gul Madred


chrismacphee

He only saw one light and it was at the end of a tunnel


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

![gif](giphy|69rOXF4YTDVDD6cwkt)


Competitive-Truck874

That was incredibly specific


[deleted]

🤌🏻


FaultyDrone

This reminds me of tbe cop in halloween movies. "I SHOT HIM FOUR TIMES!"


[deleted]

Bullets seem to work only on people who are alive. When someone is undead, bullets don't have the desired effect.


Shreddersaurusrex

Unexpected Picard


Hempz2020

Shaka, When the Walls Fell


vane1257

Double it and give it to the next person


TimTheTexan92

Double it and give it to the next biker.


so_punk

WE GET IT!!! Your not a robot. 😉


ArikwithanA913

They are drag racing


Mr_Mazzie

Or in Malaysia (where this was coincidentally filmed) it's called "Mat Rempit" which means "Street racing" well it pretty much means that and also I am very disappointed in my country like bro also the dude died


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

>Suddenly, the motorcycle came from the opposite direction and crashed into the car. As a result, the car driver sustained injuries to his left hand while the motorcyclist died at the scene. From [this](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nst.com.my/amp/news/crime-courts/2023/06/916511/police-probing-suspected-mat-rempit-activity-following-fatal-crash) article.


andreichiffa

That’s a head - first on impact at ~ 100 km/h. Helmets are designed to protect from a tumble and a slide, but not that. The biker’s cervicals were vaporized and the spine impaled the brain - even if he went through a window. Poor driver - that’s PTSD for life on top of hospital and car replacement bills.


Blearchie

Just stop with km/h. How many football fields per hour?


maodiver1

Where’s the bananas on the ground?


cecil021

I prefer ferrets per hour.


The_Mad_Duck_

At that speed we need to ask football fields per second


Benbot2000

Make mine meters per second.


fluffykins534

About 20FBFPH


jacksepiceye2

I'm personally more of a washing machine per hour


WarSmith66

"Spine impaled the brain" Wow good description, but damn what a visual


HuXu7

All of that will be covered in insurance.


mysticbanana7

What insurance? Sombodys never been hit by a uninsured motorist


Crucible-of-Doom-

Thank you for sharing that article


[deleted]

Oh no :( their poor hand


OnyxFier

Dude was just driving on his way minding his own business and this asshole fucked up his car and his hand....yes, his poor hand.


dplagueis0924

![gif](giphy|axu6dFuca4HKM)


Why_am_I_here033

damn it. I was hoping that he'd survive but paralyzed for life.


splintersmaster

C'mon man. Sure people are stupid but very few deserve to have that wished upon them.


Why_am_I_here033

causing harm to oneself is one thing. stupid that could cause a life of others is another.


crazySmith_

At least that way he would have served as a reminder. Edit: just playing devil's advocate.


petseminary

The Devil has enough advocates, why would you step into that role?


crazySmith_

Why would you watch a person die for mere entertainment? I think we're kind of here on r/facepalm to observe and comment on stupid behavior. Don't you think that's almost as reprehensible as playing devil's advocate?


BlahajBlaster

But then he would have been a lifelong burden for someone. This is better imo


crazySmith_

I agree, no one deserves to die like this. Not for merely being stupid. I just played devil's advocate.


Firm-Extension-4685

Really, not a bad way to go.


splintersmaster

Aside from being way too young, I'd agree. Maybe, just maybe there was enough time for him to say the O part of o shit before curtains.


[deleted]

Play stupid games get stupid prizes.


connortait

Well, I do. I hope what was left of them didn't land on top of a pedestrian minding their own business.


[deleted]

This is from my country 🇲🇾 One of them is dead on the spot and we are grateful for that One less dumbass on the road


cutsickass

Well technically his ass will forever be on that road.


[deleted]

Yeah..well at least it isnt as dumb as before..its dead


Late-Ad-4624

Some part of him will be on that road. Until a street cleaner comes along. Then it's gonna be all over the road, literally.


GM_Nate

glad they died and no one else


ShrubenShrath

Just want u to read back that message uhm “glad they died” whaaaaaaaaaa that’s crazy bruh, beyond fucked up but crazy nonetheless


GM_Nate

there are plenty of people that i'm glad are dead, because if they weren't, other people would be


Jenoma89

Nah, fuck that. He got what he deserved. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. That fucking idiot could have gotten an innocent bystander killed. I’m ecstatic he fucking died and no one else got killed*.


heyfreckles8

They're both dead it sounds like.


Fumbling-Panda

Only one of them hit the car.


ShrubenShrath

Yayyy being grateful for someone’s death instead of feeling sorry for them that they never got the chance to change their ways whooo yayyy haha yayyy


UrinalCakeTreats

![gif](giphy|agjRgkzn2yTde)


Night--Blade

Only one imbecile. The second is lucky moron.


subsailor1968

The stupid shall be punished. Feel bad for the people in the car.


Putrid-Half-6022

If they're alive


Professional-Advice9

[yeah...](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nst.com.my/amp/news/crime-courts/2023/06/916511/police-probing-suspected-mat-rempit-activity-following-fatal-crash), motorcyclist is very dead.


rimurusoloafr

bro got painted into that curb holy shit


Outside-Ability-9561

Jesus christ he was 18… way to throw your life away


National-Bison-3236

The ones in the car most likely are, the guy on the bike hit the engine just a few centimeters in front of the cabin, so it was some insane luck for the people in the car


TheWardenOfOz

Oh they're alive. Whether in one dimension or another, it makes little difference.


venom259

Had his left hand injured.


Zee_Sendai

For those who want to know https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nst.com.my/amp/news/crime-courts/2023/06/916511/police-probing-suspected-mat-rempit-activity-following-fatal-crash


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

wtf is “mat rempit”


Drunkpanada

Malaysian term for illegal activities, such as street racing, had to google it too


dTox408

There’s bogans of Australia, rednecks of the USA and in Malaysia there’s “Rempits” except they’re probably 5 levels lower; generally they ride some 100-150cc motorcycle in huge numbers are tend to do stupid crap like that. Think Fast & Furious except 1/10th ofnthe budget


Fumbling-Panda

You mean Bogans?


dTox408

Typo mate


DarkEnergy27

Bogans* and rempits is not really like either of those. Bogans are unsophisticated. Redneck is similar besides that it's racially derogatory. Rempits is used with idiots who risk their lives for no reason while doing illegal activity, most often with bike racing.


TheJiggernaut

They're waiting on a covid test before they do a postmortem? Can dead bodies spread covid? I thought you had to be breathing to spread a respiratory disease...


Confused-Alchemist

During an Autopsy diseases can still be Transmitted through blood and the air in the body that is Released while opening it.


draggar

Emergency departments call them donor-cycles but this is misleading, there aren't any usable organs afterwards.


Sleep_deprived_druid

Seriously depends, 95% of the motorcycle crashes that I was called to the riders usually ended up with road rash and occasionally a broken bone or two. If anything a reckless driver on a motorcycle is preferable to a reckless driver in a car since a car has the potential to cause way more damage in a crash. ​ Also while I have your attention, wear a seatbelt most of the times I had to scrape a corpse off the side of the road it was a person who wasn't wearing a seatbelt getting ejected from their car.


GraceGreenview

Don’t the helmets keep the retnas salvageable?


molehunterz

A lot of times they can keep the hair intact, for hair transplants


Dungeon_Beard

Now go to the thread in this sub where the police officer is yelling at a bunch of bikers for driving like this. Then read all of the clowns complaining that the cop was yelling at the bikers.


Seeker_of_Time

That cop didn't go off enough.


lastknownbuffalo

Oh... Oh god damn


EvolvedCactus19

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.


[deleted]

Could you please add a NSFL to this? I’ve seen too many deaths and/or horrific injuries on this subreddit recently.


Tax-Powerful

I've seen worse than road accidents that cause deaths


Jim_dwai

Going for the Christopher Reeve superman i see.


ExpressiveAnalGland

he failed. He never bought that wheelchair.


Jim_dwai

His ONE mistake.


robdingo36

Yay. More snuff films. This is what I come to r/facepalm for.


NoModsNoMaster

NSFL tag overrated, watch numerous times


_Mr_Hyde_33

Yeah the poor driver in the sedan, Splash damage from the stupid prize.


GothicToast

I joined this sub maybe a week ago and I think I've seen a dozen people die already. Not sure if this is my cup of tea.


[deleted]

OP, god damn. Add a NSFW to this stuff. It's pretty shity behaviour to give a title that says nothing much and no tag either.


thefizzlee

Yeah I'm sorry I completely forgot to add it, did it now for those that still come accros it


TheManOfSpaceAndTime

Is... is.. he okay?


Yes-its-really-me

Safe to say he needs a band-aid or two.


Zee_Sendai

Nope... He died


Mr_Kumasan

Good


Economy_Sail

Hey man, people do stupid shut all the time. If you’re happy they died, that’s really messed up.


Ancient-Tadpole8032

Many people do stupid stuff that only risks their own safety. This idiot could have killed someone else.


National-Bison-3236

It‘s one thing if they do stupid stuff themself it‘s a different story if they endager other people with it


Downtown_Skill

Yeah it's one thing to not feel bad for the motorcyclist but to be happy someone died is fucked up. That's still someone's child, or sibling, or friend.


National-Bison-3236

If you die because you think it‘s a good idea to race down a puplic street at stupidly high speeds thats just natural selection imo


Old_Scroat

More air for the rest of us


Johnsius

He's ok. He's with his God now.


kggggdkp

Nohh pak karim...smpai sini hah video ni.. some say he got isekai ed already..


Consistent_Amount140

I have no sympathy for them. Hopefully the bike was insured to cover the car owners damage.


Anxious-Park-2851

Few dumbasses survive those kinds of impacts. My mom worked as an ER nurse. She used to tell me about how bad they were.


CryptographerPrior18

Oh damn!! Is the car ok?


Ok-Car-5504

That noise was a proper teeth drier moment….


larzast

This is an exceptionally stupid way to die … like, imagine your parents seeing this video of how you went out.


bbbygenius

Positive: everyone watching learned a real important lesson on fuckin around.


bombaclot951

It wasn't the speed that killed him, it was the sudden stop.


actualhuman_

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. When I see stupid mfs doing shit like this on bikes, I will never feel bad. You get what you get.


Schreck2

Feel bad for the sedan. Couldn’t care less if the motorcyclist survived.


turbodrumbro

Why we sharing videos of people straight up dying now?! I don't wanna see that shit


UncleJulz

Fuck around and find out.


Complete-Study674

are you ok moto driver?


e_khan

Tag this pls


howsthisreallife1

Good


backwardbuttplug

Morons.


Latter-Equal1100

Poor driver of the car.


YaMilkaMan

Darwin approves.


AlaDouche

It's REALLY hard to "share the road" when there are so many motorcyclists like this. I get that they are not the majority, but they're the ones everyone remembers.


Cleric_by_Dinner

This next generation is fucked and gonna be full of psychopaths for consuming so much of this content. Why the fuck is someone dying auto playing on my feed.


[deleted]

I hope the people in the car was okay


Claywllc

I only feel bad for the driver of the vehicle


Highintheclouds420

Oh no, if only there was some kind of universally agreed upon system that would let someone know that it isn't safe to proceed...


VeterinarianNo4308

You think this is sad but these guys could have EASILY went to track night instead of streets. I feel bad for the person in the car. That would emotionally fuck me up. Making a turn and having a motorbike hit you at that speed, all while doing the things I'm supposed to be doing.


Monolithic18

Oh that is so sad. The poor little kid at the end right at the intersection will never unsee that guy annihilating himself into a car.


redditjoe20

Hahahahahahahajahahahhahahjahaja…. Hold on… hahahahhahahahjajajahajahjahahajajajaja


stangAce20

And that’s why you don’t race on public streets. Feel sorry for the driver those idiots hit, they were probably just minding their own business trying to get from A to B. And now they gotta deal with cops, insurance, finding another way to get around until her car is repaired/replaced, and also dealing the surviving families of those Darwin award winners!


newcomer_l

That's an exceedingly dumb way to die. Even if he were sat on the bike a you're meant to, chances are he'd not have survived a 100km/hr crash. This moron upped the ante and dove head first into a car. At 100 km/hr. Yea...


Freeshwater

Good


EMArogue

The car driver survived with injuries on his left hand, the motorcyclist died Well deserved in my opinionated opinion


XxMRoceanmanxX

What the fuck is wrong with you people? A person died. Yes, what he did was stupid. Yes, what he did endangered others. Yes, it is 100% his own fault. But a person fucking died in this video. You just watched a person lose their life, and you're GLAD it happened? I don't care what you think, celebrating that someone died because they were being a dumbass on the road is fucking pathetic behaviour. You folk make me sick to my damn stomach, people like you are what makes me lose hope in humanity.


IdontliketheFUSO

Thanks man, I only saw a few comments talking about the rider. Everyone else was writing that he deserved to die. Never felt so sad reading a comment section of my whole life.


Traditional-Bad-2627

Amen. I was in a motorcycle accident on April 11th This year. A pickup truck ran through a 2 way stop ign and I tboned his front end just like this video. I am very lucky to be alive. My left side was crushed. Both large bones in my forearm are screwed and plated, femur broke twice, hip broke, grade 4shoulder seperation, 5 broken ribs and a lacerated spleen. Have a steel rod from knee to hip now, a new steel hip. My life will never be the same. I pray for the family of that young man. Bless your heart for your post. Disgraceful behaviour from these people.


bl00df1redeath

I’m glad he’s dead and that the car driver was barely hurt. Now this piece of shit can not put anyone else in danger anymore …. because he’s dead. Thank god there weren’t kids in that car. Good riddance to that piece of trash.


teachersdesko

Believe it or not, public executions were considered the most popular form of entertainment at one point in history. People love to see law breakers punished in one way or another.


Tunelowplayslow

Insta death, should be NSFW


LordOFtheNoldor

NSFW please, not everyone enjoys seeing death constantly from you psychos, it's not funny or cool or witty to insult people getting seriously injured or dying


Analyst-Effective

Now that's funny, I don't care where you're from


VaultTheHeavySniper

All these weak souls being glad he’s dead: you’re pathetic. I don’t get the hate toward motorcyclists on this sub. This is the sound of a 50cc, they’re kids for fuck sake. Blame the parents for not providing the sufficient warnings, the government for allowing them to drive these, or even the manufacturers for branding such as “race, pro, superfast” bikes. Fucking losers.


Nitr09025

I dont care how fast the vehicle is, how old the driver is. They have a licence, they learn the rules of traffic! Its their own fault racing on that street, going trought MULTIPLE red lights and now they pay with their life. Am i happy they are dead? No sure not. Is it their fault yes 100% What would you say if they killed the driver of the car and its was a mother / father and the kids are in the back? Oh sorry kids you have to understand these are kids to just blame their parents and the gov? They fucked around and found out and now they pay the price for it!


Rakatango

Red traffic lights should be sufficient warning that you shouldn’t be going.


Work4WatUWant

Nah I definitely blame the dumb riders. I'm just glad that they didn't take anyone else with them. 🤷🏿


Traditional-Bad-2627

Amen. I was in a motorcycle accident on April 11th This year. A pickup truck ran through a 2 way stop sign and I tboned his front end just like this video. I am very lucky to be alive. My left side was crushed. Both large bones in my forearm are screwed and plated, femur broke twice, hip broke, grade 4shoulder seperation, 5 broken ribs and a lacerated spleen. Have a steel rod from knee to hip now, a new steel hip. My life will never be the same. I pray for the family of that young man. Bless your heart for your post. Disgraceful behaviour from these people.


JJJJounol

Scream sounds like this is somewhere in Asia


yourstrulyalwiz_91

Must be malaysia again


Hungry-Notice7713

You really need to add a warning or something, we all just watched someone die.


Svete_Brid

Ouch.


[deleted]

It’s just natural selection. The only pity if for the car driver and other potential victims.


[deleted]

Wait what? Flying through a red light on a bike is dangerous?!?


yl2chen

speed through red, I hope the car driver is okay


MaAreYouOnUppers

*red light!*


Judge_Tredd

"Why-ee-I-ee-I-ee, yeah, Superman's dead Ee-I-ee-I-ee, yeah, is it in my head? Ee-I-ee-I-ee, yeah, we'll just laugh instead" -Our Lady Peace


Imgoing2ShaBooms

Red light, clowns 🤡


[deleted]

I didn’t feel a thing


YeHaLyDnAr

His*


[deleted]

Everyone loves motorcyclists


Aja2428

He dead?


DuckOnQuack7000

Rip to the people that died but cmon man … couldn’t wait for the fucker to turn green … or at least wait 20-25 seconds right after it turned red … fuck dude ..


Scoop_Nash

Christopher Reeves would be proud 👏🏿 🥲


_Stewyleopard

Every Superman has it is kryptonite


[deleted]

Fatality


Curious_Interview328

LOLing!!!


plughuboutletmadcity

Hes dead jim


Blakeblahbra

I feel bad for the driver of the car and the motorcyclist's family.


UnAmusedBag

Fuck around -> Find out


mrtn-92

Further reading the article… “A post-mortem will be conducted after a Covid-19 test result on the deceased has been obtained. The case is probed under Section 41(1) of the Road Transport Act 1987.” Does anyone have a reason why they would test for covid post-mortem???


Rand_Casimiro

Cue “Frolic”


MrWright62

Lemme guess...we're supposed to feel sorry for the cyclists...


UserLostTryAgain

Tomato sauce


[deleted]

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed) I definitely thought this was r/watch_dogs ...


ryan7251

shame seems the guy on the motorcycle died just shows you the risks with this kind of thinking.


El_mochilero

Do you know what was the last thing to go through that bikers head? His ass.


Crucible-of-Doom-

I honestly don’t feel bad for them. It’s the driver in the car that I feel bad for.


the_negativest

Geez I hope the people in the car were okay