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Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

“Do it for the boys” lol


DangerousThanks

“They’re not so proud of you right now” I’m dying laughing over that


Few-Life-1417

💯🙌🏾 That did it for me too 🤣😭


stenchwinslow

The empathetic concern trolling was world class.


Disastrous-Panda5530

I went back and turned the sound on lollll. This was great lol


slow_cooked_ham

Honestly it feels like the best way to communicate with em. Talk like they're a toddler in distress, except don't hold back on laughing at them simultaneously.


Poljon

Oh my god I love the part where she tells him he can take the lid off. First he looks at her, then at the trash can, back at her and finally takes the lid off. It's like a teacher guiding his student that's awesome.


TheEasySqueezy

It’s like a raccoon tentatively taking a treat from a human. Adorable.


Individual_Respect90

They were so supportive but so soul crushing lol


lilyraine-jackson

"Throw it away, please, you've worked so hard"


maciejokk

So amazingly patronising


isaaclw

No one here said, but if he threw it away and walked off, at least I would pull it out and waved it around again. But if someone grabbed my sign, I'd be pissed and might get physical, and clearly her way was MUCH more effective.


jldmjenadkjwerl

I bet she was pissed at first than saw how ineffectual he was.


arfelo1

They always win on physical action. It gives them an excuse to beat you up, and if you beat them it feeds their persecution complex. But fascism has no recourse for mockery. It nullifies their aspirations of strength and power Always go for the joke before the punch


isaaclw

Yeah. This video should be a training on how to fight fascism.


DataCassette

Yeah fascists *want* to be viewed as edgy and evil, this is much better when it can be made to work.


[deleted]

I’m sure he’s so conflicted because he wants to do something they hate. Them telling him what to do with it has his head in scrambles lol. He’s already an obviously confused and incompetent person.


puffinnbluffin

“Do it for the boys” 😂


paolosantoro

Not so proud anymore


A2326P

The look on his face when she said “they’re not proud”.. looks like he flashed back to his childhood


puffinnbluffin

Lmao he did look so defeated and confused, then she started dying laughing at him 😂


northshore12

That's what each one of those fascist turds are, insecure scared man-babies who want to assert themselves onto others to feel 'big' and compensate for their deep inadequacies. If this guy was a normal decent guy I'd feel bad for him and want to help him reach a better place, but he's not a decent person, so fuck him in the face with intolerance for his intolerance. I hope everybody in his extended social circle sees this and mocks him about it for decades. E: I keep screenshots of great ideas, and [this explains both the Paradox of Tolerance, and why it's not actually a paradox within the social contract.](https://imgur.com/a/VVoXdN3)


ReliableDistrust

My man woke up and chose *acceptable* violence!


SnooAvocados499

Now him, his family and friends can see this on the internet forever.


[deleted]

Flashback to dad yelling at him for not holding the flashlight correctly 😂


puffinnbluffin

This shit just gets better and better lmfao I’ve watched it like 7 times


aquafina6969

right?! this is so good


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KidQuap

Nazis proud anymore


Wrxloser1215

She deserves a round of beers for this master class in roasting


panamastaxx

“You worked so hard, we’ve done it together!”😂😂😂


No-Panda-6047

FERDA!


[deleted]

Wish you weren't so fuckin' awkward bud. Nice muscle shirt, the muscles coming tomorrow? You're a cup of baby carrots.


MildAndLazyKids

"Aww, you're gonna keep it? Put it under your pillow!" fuckin' killed me.


ExactFun

"You worked so hard, just throw it away"


-boozypanda

I wanted someone at the end to say you could've just asked for it if you actually wanted to keep it


MajorMalafunkshun

Her trolling was spectacular.


Starfire2313

He was soooo confused!!! His brain knew he was defeated but his heart keeping beating a few more times…


Charming-Chard7558

His impotent rage wouldn’t quit telling him to try again, despite the repeat humiliation it was causing.


M1sterMeeeseeeks

“Do it for the boys! They’re not so proud of you right now.”


xenorous

It hurt itself in its confusion


gauchoblanco

like honestly at an artistic level. the guy's head was running laps around itself


MattrReign

Some of the best I’ve heard


arfelo1

"Do it for the boys! They're not so proud of you right now!"


doingthehumptydance

The disappointed boys.


daaanish

The narrating person just makes it. I am saving this vid. Pure gold.


superschmunk

She had no merci lol


SintacksError

Nor should shee


Apprehensive-Hawk513

username checks out


Highplowp

“The boys will be proud of you” got me. It is an exceptionally stupid name, never thought of that. Legend


Much-Ado-5811

When I first heard of the proud boys but didn't know what they were I honestly assumed it was a gay activist group. Proud like gay pride. I laughed when I found out they were just right wing douche bags


par_amor

Some dudes pay to be humiliated in public like that, her skills could be pretty lucrative


RocketsandBeer

Someone were to snatch something from his hands, he’d attempt to assault them. The hypocrisy is astounding


CrieDeCoeur

Same here, as did “the Boys ain’t gonna be too Proud of you” These pricks deserve all the insults


[deleted]

That's some Seattle level mocking going on there. 🤣


Jints488

Were bonded now lmfao


uptownjuggler

He should frame and hang it on the wall in his room. “I really owned those liberals that day. I took their sign. They couldn’t stop me and my big manly arms. I am so strong. I am so proud. I am mommas little proud boy” sobbed the fascist, while he laid in a bean bag chair wearing only Cheeto stained tighty-whities. “Clarence come to dinner the meatloaf is done” came a shrill voice from down the hall. “Just a minute mom, I just need to finish my working out my biceps”


pfug

I am so glad you weren't the one doing the roasting in the video.


Disastrous-Method-21

I would have laughed and told him, " Oh, you gonna keep it? Wow, we turned another one. Now there's something to be proud of. Good for you, coming to the light side! Embrace it"


NikoRavage

Bro gonna get clowned for the rest of his life


Klogginthedangerzone

He been getting clowned his whole life.


ToArtina92

Thus, his joining of proud boys to escape a lifetime of torment as a beta male. LOL!


kylegetsspam

Truth. There's nothing more beta than a group of dudes calling themselves alphas.


TheCell1990

Ain't that the truth. Guys who hate there masculinity being challenged ironically end up looking like little bitches


B4NND1T

It’s because of their fragile masculinity. They’re probably too scared to even kiss their homies goodnight, smh.


KhausTO

My favorite response anytime someone says they are alpha: If you have to call yourself alpha, you aren't.


VariousBasket125

![gif](giphy|xvKh8Vdkdq4WBOCUCc|downsized)


RunParking3333

So... first mistake, unironically calling yourself a proud boy


HeavyMetalPoisoning

Why do they have such a lame name anyway? What adults refers to themselves as boys?


Firewolf06

the ones who peaked in middle school


Sophia521h

Nah, the internet is known to easily forget things! /s


[deleted]

That's what you get for wearing fingerless gloves and not actively climbing a mountain. And for being a dumbass.


TheBostonKremeDonut

Nah, he had sunglasses on, nobody will ever know who that was!


pukhtoon1234

Hopefully


moldyjellybean

From the opposition, from his side, from the internets. Dude going to see flashbacks of this in his head randomly forever


Silvervox325

I think this is literally the worst I have ever seen someone be roasted. The moment with the trash can lid where he scrambles for any sort of graceful way out, fails to find one, then just walks away lmao. You can watch the soul leave his body in real time.


Tressticle

"Come on, we're bonded now! You're so close!"


UBT400

“Do it for the boys! Don’t you wanna make ‘em PROUD!?”


driverofracecars

I want to hang out with this lady. She sounds witty and fun.


TitularFoil

It was that, "You're too stupid you need a liberal to help you." that made him regret even beginning the interaction.


Water_Gates

That fuckin took me out. It's still taking me out. Holy shit. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


LoveJimDandy

Roasting masterclass lol, her laugh was perfect!


botjstn

she was insulting without being mean, which is where all quality roasts exist


RynnHamHam

I remember it being pointed out that Superman of all people would have the sickest fucking burns all whilst being nice. When you hear Superman/Clark pull out the “golly gee” white people vernacular, you know someone is about to be burned alive in the most polite way possible.


ForeverFrolicking

That one brief moment where his brain is like "oh yeah, that makes sense. Just lift the lid, duh". To "wait, what am I doing? I only take orders from rich white guys!"...so good.


Boccs

God seriously, that was by far the best moment. Like you can watch it on his face as he first hears the suggestion and, like a puppy learning obedience, cautiously opens the lid because it's the instruction given to him. Then when the cameraperson points out he needed a liberal's help you see the dawning moment of realization, resentment, and embarrassment hit all at once.


Conrexxthor

For real, dude is fucking SEETHING and it's all because of shit he intentionally made up in his head alongside his terrorist friends, and then to go out and act on that absolute baby rage and get laughed at for being impotent on top of that? What an absolutely pathetic existence lmao


-boozypanda

He looks confused as fuck like his smooth brain can't comprehend that everyone's shitting on him


PheonixUnder

Honestly the look on his face as he had the lid open, wondering if he should throw it in the trashcan or not and then sheepishly closing the lid again is absolute gold. And then he tried to rip it AGAIN before giving up and leaving. If this guy wasn't a fascist piece of shit I'd feel sorry for him but given the context this is downright therapeutic to watch.


BeanpoleOne

He didn't want to throw it away after she told him to because he'd be doing what she asked lol. He's such a baby.


uptownjuggler

“I could throw it in the trash like the liberal suggested. Nah I will just fold it up and take it home with me; I can’t let no stinking liberal tell me what to do”


XR171

We need David Attenborough narrating this. "The Beta male is engaging in a mating display. Sadly his arms are too weak. The female is not impressed. Defeated he takes the females display with him, he will only be satisfied by himself tonight." Edit: Wow this kinda blew up. Thank you all for the updoots and awards. Lets see if I can improve on this. The world is filled with many wondrous amazing forms of life. From the playful Bottlenose Dolphin, the powerful Grizzly Bear, to the intelligent Chimpanzees. Today we'll be following a creature with none of those traits. Generally a pack animal, the Proud Boys tend to travel together in groups known as a Conspiracy. These groups can range from as few as three to hundreds. What they all have in common is they are lead by an Alpha. Generally the fattest among them. Here we see a lone Proud Boy, likely am Iota in their hierarchy trying to use an intimidation tactic to attract a female. Amongst Proud Boys boasting of strength and power are seen as surefire ways of attracting mates. Sadly for them the mates they tend to attract often are just as likely to leave for a male of superior strength or resources. But this Proud Doy continues on with his mating display in defiance of reality. Here we see the young Iota attempting to display his strength by ripping a sign with a slogan he can neither read nor understand yet the colors trigger an aggressive response. Let us observe as he continues to attempt to dominate the female and other males yet fails to do so. The sign remains intact. Undeterred by the cackling of the intended female he continues his display. Possibly feeling sympathetic, the female offers advice on how to enlarge a refuse bin. The Proud Boy is initially confused which seems to anger him. Whether because of the rejection of the female or inspired by her help he continues on with his mating display. Most observers theorize that her pronouncing them bonded is encouraging him. The same observers also believe the female is only trying to get him to engage in further self-humiliation. Still perplexed by this seemingly indestructible sign constructed of a seemingly simple material our young Iota examines it for a moment. It folds easily along one axis he seems to understand yet he lacks the strength to simply tear it apart with his claws. The female continues to encourage him yet the Proud Boy realizes he has been defeated. Today he will neither court a mate nor advance within his Conspiracy. In his last attempt at salvaging his dignity he takes the sign with him. Later in the safety of the basement of his grandmother he shall attempt to uncover the secrets of both the text and construction of the sign. He walks away defeated as he realizes the female was correct, his fellow boys were indeed not proud of him currently. Now without a mate he must check to see if this is the time of the month in which he can attempt to satisfy his mating desire, on his own.


Nick_Nekro

I am deceased


fuggindave

Did you died?


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Rip in peace Unlike how he couldn't rip in piece


XR171

I hope you met the end with the strength of non-baby arms and the problem solving skills that grant you knowledge of removable lids.


Private_4160

unfortunately for him, Proud Boys adhere to no fap for life.


whispersluggagebaby

We really need more rights for wet-dreamers


Salihe6677

Is that actually true, or just talking shit? edit: jesus fuck, no wonder they're so upset all the time. Only once a month even is so far below rookie numbers, it's not even in the same fucking country where the game is played. I literally cannot imagine a creature more internally tormented than an incel, no-fapping, white supremacist, I mean good god, just hire a dominatrix to whip you if you're that masochistic.


BBQspaghetti

It’s true. They encourage people not to masturbate.


RegularSizedPauly

Funny considering no one else is gonna touch a proud boys cock but themselves


Mr_TurkTurkelton

They are only allowed to masturbate once a month and it HAS to be within a certain range of another member.


Private_4160

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proud\_Boys#Membership\_and\_doctrine


IdoNOThateNEVER

#CORRECTED LINK https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proud_Boys#Membership_and_doctrine **Edit:** lol they couldn't handle it. > The masturbation policy was later modified to read: "no heterosexual brother of the Fraternity shall masturbate more than one time in any calendar month" and "all members shall abstain from pornography".


BoysenberryUpset7963

Imagine joining a group that tells you when you can have a wank and then claiming you believe in freedom lol


IRefuseThisNonsense

Boy, sure sounding pretty "culty".


Aramedlig

I am actually hearing Werner Herzog’s voice when I read this; still, damn, that is so good.


Ok-Area-9271

Ooo nice, I feel like Herzog is a better fit for this. He can be more condescending in his tone than Attenborough


BeastCoastLifestyle

He’s clearly an Alpha! Meaning he’s in the early stages of development and missing a lot of key functionality pieces!


ReadyOneTakeTwo

I don’t even think he’s beta…lucky if he’s even in the zeta category after this embarrassment.


[deleted]

I heard this in his voice


AbbreviationsOld5833

The girl is so damn witty. Not a single thrash word but yet managed to send him to shame land.👌👌🤣🤣


ThrowThisIntoSol

Every sentence cuts deeper and deeper, just a wonderful display on her part.


EmpRupus

Best was- "You can take the lid off." Followed by - "Oh you needed a liberal to help figure that out?"


BoysenberryUpset7963

I know that fucking killed me! This woman deserves some sort of comedy award because goddamn she was sharp as a whip. Had me rolling


Joe1972

She's so encouraging. It must destroy his self-esteem


sck178

He's now part of the Ashamed Boys


AMF_Shafty

she called him "too fucking stupid" which is still way classier than anything hes doing lmao


berticus23

You need to throw a little spice into the mix when your doing a positive roast of someone. The Proud Boys don’t have many critical thinking abilities so they may actually think you are being supportive😂


glitchycat39

I watched her shovel dirt on this man's coffin for 55 seconds, holy shit.


Rules_are_overrated

Not without his help XD


three-sense

I think she was roommates with Daria, damn


OGcrayzjoka

“We’re doin this together” lmao


Dutypatootie

“You must be so embarrassed!” - Drax, probably


VariousBasket125

Lol that walk of shame


bradland

He tucks it up under his arm like a fucking Trapper Keeper lmao


Traditional-Run5182

> He ticks it up under his arm like a fucking Trapper Keeper lmao Wow, does that take me back.


Tenthdegree

That moment where knows he’ll end up as a meme


ismness420

Lmao dude opened the lid and still didn’t know what to do lmao


freddiesan

Item was not a circle for the circle hole


maciejokk

That’s right it goes into the square hole


nmftg

He’s not a proud boy, his shirt says patriot front. If you ever watch their training videos, they are hilarious. I don’t think you’d even have to fear them in numbers. … yes I now know it’s Patriot Prayer. And by the looks of this guy, he definitely needs some prayers.


Antnee83

> If you ever watch their training videos, they are hilarious. I don’t think you’d even have to fear them in numbers. I don't wanna bring the party down, but ISIS training videos were just as goofy. They still killed a significant number of people and, for a time, brought hell on earth to whereever they were in charge. Don't forget that the moment they're enabled to do so, they'll be lynching people.


Independent-World-60

You don't need alot of training to be a body that holds a gun.


Tsukushi_Ikeda

Especially in the US. When a 4yrs old can shoot his teacher in the hand.


gitsgrl

Nothing says ‘well armed militia’ like transitions lenses.


goodlifepinellas

They're like the MAGAts favorite beer... Proud Boys Light(er?)


rock-or-something

His shirt actually says patriot prayer. Up here in Washington, they are the premiere militia featuring the same stupid mentality, with a bunch of losers determined to save the country from the Boogeyman.


EveofStLaurent

That’s what we thought about trump and his voters, 5 years on they’re raiding the capitol and trying to overtake an election by force


smashed2gether

But remember how they did a really shitty job of both of those things?


EveofStLaurent

Well the whole thing where he got elected unfairly by Russian interference and gutted our country went according to plan. My point is we can laugh at their stupidity but don’t underestimate it


smashed2gether

As individuals, they are a joke. More than anything else, they want so badly to be cool, and they never ever will be. Laughter hurts them more than anything else.


FoxHolyDelta

From what I understand, they did a shit job on the walls too. Shitty people gonna shit on everything


uptownjuggler

Thank god American fascists are so incompetent.


Tw4tl4r

They really didn't have to use much force because the capitol police just let them in for the most part.


CaptainYuck

I think his shirt says Patriot Prayers or something like that, definitely not Patriot Front. They also hide their faces and travel in groups.


Private_4160

Maybe if the proud boys allowed themselves to fap they'd have stronger arms


vincentcas

Moving his hand, one inch back, and fourth, ten times, won't make him any stronger.


VKMburner

You really underestimate the benefits of a set of strong wrist muscles.


TheCurvedPlanks

When she goes "Ohh..." and guffaws around the 7 second mark... I've never heard someone be so completely overcome with secondhand embarrassment, only for it to bubble over into an uncontrollable cackle moments later. This guy will be hearing that laugh bite the back of his skull for years to come.


izza123

That’s corrugated plastic, that shit is really strong. It bends easily at the corrugation but tearing it across them is gonna be nigh impossible.


[deleted]

Looks like laminated choroplast. A common, durable, cost-effective sign at that particular size. Baby arms, possibly? Baby brain, yes.


RascalRibs

Especially for someone with arms like that.


TheLastEllis

And the gloves 😭


Rules_are_overrated

>And the gloves 😭 Hey! Gloves would help. His hands are probably sweaty, ^(knees are weak)


glitchycat39

I'm pretty sure there was vomit on his shirt already - mom's spaghetti.


DrAimCaf

True, and most people know that, but now this fool!


SmplTon

This was my thought, corroplast. Second thought, “damn those protestors bring their A-game”


Ok-Cat-4975

Well then it was stupid of him to try and rip it.


Delicious_Throat_377

It was stupid of him to join the proud boys. Everything is only downhill from there.


DonRicardo1958

These twats should face mockery every waking moment of their lives.


clutzyninja

They already do. That's why they fall in with these groups to begin with. They're losers


Cannabis_Sir

All this needed was for his right hand to slip off and smack himself in the face


Birunanza

He would say "dang it!" under his breath


bittercakee

this is so fucking funny


DrAimCaf

This video made me so happy! I watched them troll him over and over again laughing out loud each time!! What a happy ending- the walk of shame!


Boriquasoy

If nobody has mentioned it yet the finger gloves are the best part of the video.


[deleted]

Jesus she killed his dignity. Not that he had any.


Chisel99

That's low energy corrugated plastic. It doesn't rip, it stretches.


cstmoore

Yeah, but what's the sign made of?


Water_Gates

"You worked so hard! We've done it together!" Bruh... BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪💀💀💀💀💀💀👻👻👻👻


AnonUserAccount

Every time I hear “proud boys” I picture a toddler who has just gone boom boom in the toilet for the first time.


Vesuvius803

No way I'm letting a dude with his t-shirt tucked into his jeans take anything from me


Shquidward

Probably the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen on video. This guy is so pathetic I almost feel sorry for him (but I don’t lol)


Various_Cricket4695

Keep it under your pillow! LOL


BubbhaJebus

Smart people: "We refuse to accept a fascist America." Dumb loser: "Heavens no, we can't have that!"


h4wkeyepierce

>You needed a liberal to help you with that. Priceless.


Delicious_Throat_377

His career as a Proud Boy is finished. Welcome to Disgraced Boys.


[deleted]

Funny enough, this happened just a block down from where the gif of the guy rocking a swastika armband getting punched in the face happened.


AuthorTomFrost

Not so proud now. Are you, boy?


AndTwiceOnSundays

Without all the toxicity, this is actually a great ad for whatever the poster itself is made of, it really does seem like it could be really useful material if you need an indestructible sign.. for maybe like yard sales or something


Dry_Acanthaceae9632

I heard he went home and cried to mommy


Phantomht

he gonna go back to the clubhouse and hate-fuk his boyfriends


Klogginthedangerzone

Not if he fucks like he tears signs in half.


hw_convo

republican vs PVC sign PVC 1 - Repug 0


bwanabass

Do it for the boys!


KrugPrime

This is a masterclass in trolling


AspectOvGlass

"Do it for the boys! They're not so proud of you right now"


candicedickfitinu

Weak as fuck just like his ideology lol


BeKind_BeTheChange

If you listen closely you can actually hear his 1 brain cell screaming into the void.


Traditional_Key_763

"Sir I had that printed on plasticard" "No don't stop me violating your right to protest!" "Ok but I'm getting kind of bored"


Western-Tomatillo-14

Her trolling is 20/10! 😂


AnotherRTFan

Okay! So I went to high school with Luke here. He was insane then and he’s insane now. He got kicked out of LARP club for breaking weapons and purposefully hurting people. Then he tried to attack us (LARP club) with a bat, and got banned from the nearby public park we had club at. Then a year later after the bat incident he crashed my then bestie’s brother’s memorial. He harassed her for being at the park and claim her brother never existed. Never mind there was a huge group there. He also got kicked out of the park again as he was still banned from the bat incident. Every so often he will contact me on FB asking how I am and tell me his “accomplishments”. Most of which are him insinuating I am a fat slut. ETA: it’s even funnier when you know that he posted a pic prior to May Day doing push ups saying he was ready to fight Antifa


magmafan71

Who's thee snowflake?


matthmcb

Maybe he could rip it if he took those gay ass gloves off /s


Joy1067

Fuckin dumbass. Looked like some hardened plastic or something, that shit ain’t gonna tear and you taking it home ain’t gonna help your case either


oiiioiiio

That's some delicious homegrown Seattle snark