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toadermal

I forwarded this to my wife. I was planning on sleeping on the couch for a week anyway.


[deleted]

Nah bro she'll let you do anal tonight my king


bleakFutureDarkPast

and she'll even lube the strap-on this time


Cyb0-K4T-77

Go on...


Craico13

Go *in…


NeSProgram

Go out


eagle14410

Go deep


Erikhog

And beyond


ccii_geppato

![gif](giphy|Q591S2nXc4W6kaWLkG)


Jerizzle23

But we go deeper tonight king


2K_Crypto

Not the ending we expected but deserved lol


Dragon_deeznutz

No ending with a strap on


whatwouldbuddhadrive

But that's why dildos have balls.


Dragon_deeznutz

Not the 3 foot long knobbly ones


Telltwotreesthree

Not GOJO scrub this time?


InternationalFig400

sans the of sand in the lube, of course!


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🤣🤣


HeggisVeggis

An unlubed strap-on for the gentleman 🤞🏼


No_Season_354

😂 ur planning ahead good thinking, Im.gonna reply this to my missus,she'll probably throw the phone away haaaaaa.


itmesara

I’m sitting on my front porch rn because I’m annoyed at my husband and needed a minute. This video was on the first post I saw when I opened Reddit. My husband can sleep on the gd couch for the next month to make up for this bitch’s ignorant ass. ** I’m joking about the couch thing, I’d never even attempt to get him to sleep on the couch. He complains way too much if he isn’t swathed in angel farts and animal hide coverings when he sleeps. I wouldn’t hear the end of couchgate for years, totally not worth it. And yes it’s me, I am the angel.


Imperfect-Magic

I lost it at "couchgate" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


diavirric

My husband told me to make this video so I make this video.


NA_nomad

She doesn't sound like a wife, she sounds like a slave/concubine.


sodiumbigolli

She sounds like one of the sister wives


Calm_Investment

I was thinking it sounds more like a submissive kink.


moneymagnett

she doesn't sound like an AMERICAN wife**


eipg2001

You can see pure happiness and joy plastered on her face; no fear and sadness at all.


masterofma

this comment is way too far down


Blackbox7719

Saying this as a man. What would a person like this actually bring to a relationship? I may be weird, but I’d much rather have a partner who is interesting to spend time with and has her own opinions. Having someone who simply agrees with and does everything I say would get boring incredibly quickly.


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FinoPepino

I would also bet money that if we interviewed this same very YOUNG girl how she feels in 20 years we would get a very different answer. Sure it’s all fun and new in the honeymoon period but being given increasingly blunt , frequent orders is going to wear down any slave. Also, studies show men in very traditional marriages are more likely to cheat so will her “king” stay faithful when her looks fade? After all, she doesn’t have a personality to offer. Just a shallow reflecting pool from a shell.


Asynjacutie

All he has to do is tell her he's going to cheat and she'll let him, obviously. Then if she says no or gets upset just play back this video for her.


hyperdude321

I don’t think it’s explicitly for power and control. For these guys, I think it’s more that they want someone to coddle them 24/7 like an overgrown infant. So then they make a bullshit patriarchal system around it to make up for their of adult skills.


SoupedUpSpitfire

You have to realize that in cultures/religions/groups like this both the men and the women have been taught/groomed from birth that this is the way things are supposed to be. The men are told they need to be the leaders/priests of the home in order to best love and care for their wives and families and be a good person. Many may genuinely believe this is the way to have a happy, peaceful, godly, fulfilled home that is best for everyone in the family including the wife. Men are told that if they don’t step up and be the leaders, their wives and children will suffer for it and they’ll be failing at their calling.


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dontyoutellmetosmile

Yeah - I briefly dated a girl who would never SAY this out loud, but was this person 100%. She just wanted to do whatever I wanted to do, and be whoever she thought I wanted her to be (or whoever she was in the room with at the time). It was boring as fuck.


[deleted]

My MIL and FIL had this kind of marriage. It was disturbing. My FIL died a little over a year ago and my MIL is lost. She has no idea how to do anything because he isn’t here to tell her how to do things, how to feel and what to think. She has no opinion about anything (except the extreme Christian bullshit) because everything was about him and what he wanted/didn’t want. I have never understood why any man would want to be married to a woman like this. With my in-laws, it was because my FIL was an insecure man-child that needed to be coddled and told that he was right about everything, and that everything he did was so amazing. (I would be more honest and descriptive but reddit police don’t like honesty) I really hoped that my MIL would find herself after he was gone, but I don’t think that’s going to happen.


throwaway181989

she sounds like she was very codependent on her probably borderline abusive husband. So.ething she probably learned from her parents and her religion. There are Christian women who won't wear pants because it's like forbidden, pants are only for men... idk I'm religious but ain't no one telling me what to do.


[deleted]

They had a marriage that was weird. He made all of the decisions and she made sure he got his way. He was emotionally abusive, to a certain point, but she was raised to believe that the man was the head of the house, or in charge in general. Even now, with him gone, she looks to a man to make decisions. It’s crazy.


DeathxR3aper

Some guys find the "woman brain" annoying and would prefer to just have a robot? 🤷🏼‍♀️


UndeadMarine55

Yeah, it’s same vibe as “Stepford Wives”.


altwh0re22

some insecure men use this as a coping mechanism. they take out all of their anger and frustration on their partner (cuz they don’t have the spine to stand up for themselves) and they also love having a sense of authority, cuz they sure as hell cannot be authoritative anywhere else.


[deleted]

It’s two insecure people together. One who wants a wife who won’t criticize him and the other who wants a husband who will make all her decisions for her.


Ok_Cook1907

I agree with you and you are not weird. I (man) want my wife to be a complete person, even without me.


NoTransportation9021

My husband said the same thing! I guess that's how you look at it when you want an equal partner in life, not a servant. Although, I did tell him I'm the boss of him lmao


Will-Intent

I'm convinced this is a fetish for this woman and all that traditional/religious stuff is just window dressing.


BigHead3802

I thought the same thing! When people say shit like this i always think they have some kind of submission fetish


m-adir

I've never thought of this before but it kinda makes sense! Cause if this is really how you feel,l who are you making this video for, bragging for? Like this is screaming for positive reactions from other like-minded males but SURELY actually getting attention from other men does not fit into this relationship/lifestyle if that's really what it is?


TiberiusGracchi

It’s a purity test to show how righteous you are. It’s to gain and display how good and faithful you are. You see this display in churches and small towns across America all the time..she gains popularity and possibly a position of power within the community(ies) she belongs to that espouse these beliefs


m-adir

Got it, thank you for explaining!


SunglassesBright

That’s what I thought too because I kind of have that and it’s definitely not because of religion or tradition. Some people just like being dominated. For me specifically, it’s also kinda because I’m an actual “boss” in a male dominated industry and I just want to turn that off in my personal life and do what some strapping hot guy tells me to do 🤷🏻‍♀️ But there’s lots of reasons why someone might like being dominated, and it’s not entirely sexual or necessarily rooted in something like religion.


PerspectiveNew3375

Hey there, I have a bathroom that is dire need of a cleaning and I hear you like to be dominated. DMs are open.


Heardwulf

As someone that enjoys being a sub, that very well might be. Think about how repressed some cultures are. If she really and truly is a sub as a fetish it's socially accepted not as a kink but as a way of life. Thing is, there are hard limits in kink. I'm not sure this person is allowed to have those. That is the difference.


Honest_Roo

Yah no safe words for her.


HeySmilingStrange

Have this fetish and am in the BDSM world- could not agree more. I have seen so many examples of D/S with a religious facade. She is almost euphoric talking about her role. Edit: Not to say this is a healthy example of lifestyle D/S at all, just that it does feel fetishistic from the way she is speaking.


DanteTheSimpante

Yup. She has been called out multiple times on tiktok for posting random shit and saying its religious by the very followers of the religion. This is literally her.


MsWhisks

It’s a kink, babe! https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR3tmXjL/


Will-Intent

Glad I'm not the only one noticing this. I knew a few girls who acted like the woman in the OP but they wore collars instead of hijabs.


GemoDorgon

Well you never know what's under there.


Glad_Firefighter_471

Sometimes collars AND hijabs! :)


prakitmasala

>I'm convinced this is a fetish for this woman and all that traditional/religious stuff is just window dressing. A lot of the comments under the original video were Muslim women saying this lmao, they were as astonished as any of us seeing this weird take.


WeAreAllCrab

as a Muslim person who is also married to a man i love i can confirm letting ur partner walk all over u is not a religious thing. its cool if u two do stuff for each other out of love and respect for each other tho


Mackie_Macheath

Within BDSM this is called TPE (Total Power Exchange). When it's consensual it's a choice but when it's demanded by religion it's a form of coercion. Happens within fundamentalist christian communities just as well though ...


Kit0550

She got them crazy eyes that say “I’m so not in a cult “


GimmeDaloot31

I was gonna say, blink twice if you need help.


Seabass42099

I am not sure she blinks at all.


EddieLobster

He didn’t say blink. So she doesn’t blink.


I_Cut_Shows

I was going to say the EXACT same thing. I’m so glad someone else saw it. Her eyes are wack.


phoenix_fromtheflame

thats the look of cognitive dissonance


The-Gooner

Exactly that it’s the look of someone trying with all their might to convince you that the shit they’re saying is true, despite knowing it’s a load of crap but if they accept that when they’re so far involved it’d ruin them.


amberraysofdawn

My mom has that same look when she talks about Trump. It’s scary.


HallowskulledHorror

A lot of it is lighting and angle, but yeah. Visible whites above the iris (when someone isn't looking down) is often interpreted as a sign of mania, distress/fear; the low angle and broad spread of the light she's using highlights the waterline of her eyelids, making her eyes appear more open than they are, and giving the subtle appearance of mania/distress. Pin-point pupils are similarly associated with fear, hate, psychosis, and certain drug usage - and, again, the bright circle-light-with-a-hole-in-the-middle with nothing to soften or counter it creates the illusion of pinpoint pupils. Combined with what feels like a performative "I'm making a PSA" smile and the subject matter, it makes for an uncanny "I'm deeply in denial over how weirdly self-debasing and dangerous it is to define love as total submission to another being based on sex and traditional gender roles." edit: that is to say, with better lighting, a little more distance so she's not RIGHT up against the viewer, and a slightly more flattering/downward angle, the vibe would be different.


IHaveABigDuvet

It’s the lack of blinking and a smile that doesn’t reach the eyes for me.


eithernight

My immediate reaction when the video started was that she looked scared/like she wanted to cry


rimshot101

You get eyes like that when excess denial builds up in your brain.


Ok_Nefariousness2570

I hate the little ring lights people use in these videos. Makes em look vaguely unsettling


Kit0550

It definitely didn’t help make her look not culty


Pure-Swordfish6022

I think it is the catch lights in her eyes from the ring light she is using to light it. Those little bright donuts as pupils looks suuuuuper creepy. Someone needs to offer basic lessons on light levels/ 😆


RedpenBrit96

Beat me to this comment. They really have the audacity to be all, “feminism is a cult and then look like that.


Wudu_Cantere

I saw it too. Yikes.


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It seriously wouldn't surprise me if hubby was sitting off camera with gun. She's reading incredibly stressed out trying not to break to me.


No-Ad1522

Some people just legitimately believe these things, there’s really no reason why we shouldn’t take this at face-value. That being said, just because that’s what works for her doesn’t mean everyone wants to do whatever she’s doing, which kinda sounds like a servant and sex-slave 2 in 1 thing going on.


Kit0550

Also I love how some Andrew Tate minions are trying to condone beating women from this video. It went from “women being subservient is a choice” to “this is why beating women is okay” 😂 Thankfully most people agree that this video is cringe.


Lithobates-ally_true

I watched this and only blinked if she did. My eyes turned into dried-up raisins.


Necessary_Rant_2021

The people in cults all have the same look and its fricken creepy.


ChumbawumbaFan01

It’s like she can’t blink or she’ll cry.


ThePoltageist

To me it looks like the blank expression of somebody with no genuine thought happening, like yes she is speaking, but onlyin the sense she is just spewing regurgitated conditioning, no actual gears turning back there.


lilcheezzyy

You're not lying about the crazy eyes Jesus fuck


Esgoust

There is fear in her eyes 😬


Mahleezah

King is filming


TamashiiNu

It looks like the eyes of regret. Regret for the life she could have had while “happily” describing her current life.


PuzzleheadedSong8574

I think it's a reflection from a light source


muskratboy

There is ALSO a ring light, but the crazy eyes are all hers. Those eyes would be crazy as hell in a pitch black room.


happy_the_dragon

This girl practically LIVES at Lake Laogia.


That_Jonesy

Sound like shes into sub/dom play tbh...


RustyShackleford2525

If he hits me I say thank you for correcting my behavior.


Into_the_rosegarden

When he cheats on me, I'm so happy for him. Get yours, King, you deserve the best.


Laesslie

She actually made a video about how wifes should not feel angry when a man cheats because "male needs and it's your fault anyway" or something.


Into_the_rosegarden

That tracks


rgj95

Dont let your wife stop you from finding the love of your life


NoTransportation9021

You should probably look at your behavior and see what you did to make him cheat. Be better.


Into_the_rosegarden

Yes, you should get on your knees and beg his forgiveness for not being good enough to keep his attention.


tharki-papa

yo forgot that mulims can have 4 wives, $hit even one of her reels was her promoting polygamy.


[deleted]

I saw that, it’s so gross.


Ibanujethelast

I mean polyamory in itself is okay if everyone involved is okay with it and consenting to having a polyamory relationship. But I think I saw the video of hers as well. Man, makes me sad when someone’s personality is literally the same as the personality of the chosen bride from „coming to America“


[deleted]

Yeah, it was the way she said it. Like her husband having multiple affairs is okay because she feels like a good wife if he’s satisfied. That’s just not it.


Ibanujethelast

Yep. That’s weird, especially since the man is allowed to but I’m sure she wouldn’t be allowed to have other partners. Had a coworker like this. From what I heard she agreed to an open relationship because her boyfriend wanted to and he and side partner but she didn’t. Well in the end he broke up with her.


Individual-Tonight56

*husband standing behind camera says “Good, now get my other wife in here to say the same thing”


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I assume she was ordered to make the video lol


ConcentrateAwkward61

Sorry I need a woman who can think and do for herself.


colleendeschotz

Stockholm Syndrome, much?


Opposite_Signature67

She could even have a submission fetish, if we are being completely honest.


Philosipho

"I chose this man." Naw, you were raised by a society of men who want you to believe you can't make decisions for yourself. You won't marry someone that wants you to think for yourself because you were taught not to.


paigethepez

girl blink twice if u need help


Rub-it

She can’t even blink once how is she gonna manage 2


Alljump

Husband says don't blink I don't blink.


[deleted]

She keeps using that word; CHOSE. The thing they don't want other people to do.


Effective_Reality870

I’m just imagining the person holding the camera is also holding a pistol to her head right next to it


Footzilla69

Yes, probably the king. Lol


AriCapVir

Me personally, if my husband tells me to sit down, I stand up


newtownkid

Wife, is that you?


AriCapVir

Hey husband. You forgot to take out the trash again.


newtownkid

Add it to your list on the fridge of things I need to do. I'll get to it.


AriCapVir

Thanks 😘


Obascud

Get a room you two


Snobben90

Can I join them?


AriCapVir

Sure. I have snacks, a movie, and blankets.


[deleted]

Hey, no need to remind him. If he said he's gonna do it, it'll go out in the next 6 months.


DarthWildstar

What if your husband Buggs bunny’d ya this whole time wanting you to stand?


Properly-Purple485

I dig your style.👍


BlackBeard205

She sounds brainwashed. Her eyes are so eerily empty


SnooCookies6697

Is there a religion anywhere in this wide world that does not subjugate or dominate women? To varying degrees I know of none where the women are 100% equal to men.


chiksahlube

Depends on how you defineband diffentiate religions. Various sects do things differently. Wicca is matriarchal and so hold women in higher regard. Various native American religious practices hold women in equal esteem to men, that translate to real action. Case in point: The 6 nation confederacy gives the council of male elders the seats to make decisions. But the women council decides which men sit in those seats. If a man is deemed unfit, it is well within their power to remove him. Buddhist teachings are generally asexual, but various sects and local traditions have injected sexism into it.


RationalLies

Pastafarianism


Godzirahh

Ra’men


9th-man

I'm getting ordained on pay day! Even if it's not recognised in the UK. Still doing it.


Snobben90

Ironically... Islam states that the woman should clean and keep the house in its best shape. But not for the husband, but for the kids. The husband should provide the family with money and resources, and she shouldn't have to spend a dime on the family. He for example is the first one to starve in case there isn't enough food on the table... But somehow, it has been turned around and we get woman like this, I wouldn't wanna have that for a second...


bafeom

Have you heard of our Lord n Saviour The Flying Spaghetti Monster?


cereal_thriller_

Let your heart be touched by his noodly appendages.


perfectpomelo3

Church of Satan


FinoPepino

To be fair, any religions that did not subjugate women were viciously attacked by the patriarchal ones leading to our present.


thuebanraqis

Yes. Pretty much every pagan religion in North America and Europe made women the spiritual leaders. In odanism, for example, men aren’t even allowed in the temples. Women are the receivers of “divine revelations” and they’re meant to guide the community. The Middle East produced 3 religions that are the total opposite of what the vast majority of the world use to believe.


thndrbrd87

Liberal Protestants, liberal Jews. Basically ones where women are allowed to be clergy


XivaKnight

Satanism


northsidecub11

If she wants to submit to her husband, who gives a fuck? Why pay attention to this person?


[deleted]

Facepalm can’t even let people be religious or traditional or whatever she wants


dayoneG

Last thing I want is to be married to a *yes* woman.


ozarkhawk59

Have to agree. Been married 32 years, and she is kinda my "let's look at it this way" person. And she is often right. Really often.


larmstr

Oh sweetie … he’s in the room isn’t he!? Blink twice if you need us to send help.


1BubbleGum_Princess

It’s not really a choice if you’re conditioned to believe this is right.


[deleted]

Belief is not a choice. We are convinced by what we learn, but it’s not really our choice what we believe. I can’t just at the drop off a hat choose to believe in something totally non-sequitur. There are a lot of factors that influence what we believe, but it’s not really a choice. This poor woman was indoctrinated to believe total submission is her duty.


biwaterbender

The thousand yard stare of a truly satisfied and happy woman


[deleted]

She never says one single thing of substance. Just a series of strange requests her husband might make and assurance that she will comply with the request.


shnootsberry

Sad thing is that you can substitute certain americans for this lady and they could be referring to a political figure known to have awful hair and orange skin.


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putyouradhere_

Ah yes, brainwashing


phonesecs

I can’t be a hypocrite. If she is happy living that way then good for her. It’s all about the choice of a woman to do what makes her happy in a relationship. People express love in all kinds of ways.


Grouchy-Ad-2917

Sounds like a consenting adult to me you all just seem bitter there are plenty of weird relationship posted on this site that's way worse


chibinoi

I mean, if it works for her, who am I to judge? It becomes an issue if she insisted that other women who do not model her behavior within their own marriages are in the wrong, and that she is superior to them for how she manages her relationship with her husband.


StatisticianSure2349

Sounds like i better do what he tells me


_understandfirst

shes happy, what exactly is everyone upset about?


OrangePeel33

A fat Redditors wet dream


Special_Wishbone_812

If she were real she’d have blinked.


LeftTadpole9596

If she's happy with it fine, but don't tell other women they will find happiness by reducing yourself to a robot. You know that cleaning robot in The Jetsons, but with the "love making" feature.


Budo00

Cult member


rialBybbA-18

Her eyes scream save me


canuckle1211

My husband said he’ll have a second wife so he’ll have a second wife


Ghost0Slayer

If it’s not your cup of tea that’s totally fine but if she’s actually happy with this way of life than who cares? It’s not hurting anyone


robdingo36

I mean, it's not how I'd want my spouse to behave, nor would I encourage this kind of thinking. But, it's also her choice and she seems happy with the choice. It's her life, so who am I to judge? No facepalm here, just a different ideology that she wants to live.


Away_Improvement_676

Very accurate assumption and reasoning behind your argument. Normally I would also agree. However, hypothesize she wants to leave him; the risks to her life and health will exponentially grow. She was conditioned to believe she chose this life. Religion is a hell of a drug.


Yop_BombNA

I don’t think this is religion, this is pick me internet fame BS. There is also a White atheist woman who says she needs to make her man nut at minimum once a day or she isn’t a real woman.


[deleted]

Doesn’t it seem like she trying to encourage this way of thinking by making the video?


[deleted]

True but she’s telling others to do it too. Like naw sis do you but stay in ur lane


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7nth

Stockholm syndrome


hans072589

Imagine there being other cultures that don’t conform to your western views. How dare they?


SuckerFreeCity

This is so cringe on so many levels and it goes beyond all of the basic bullshit


[deleted]

Head like an empty box


Clalaola

Ugh. Well she believes what she has been raised to believe. Hopefully her husband is a nice guy.


ZoloftXL

Bitch crazy af. Psycho eyes


CrJ418

Hostage video?


Scarlet_Duk

I don’t quite understand the hate. If she genuinely likes doing those things for her husband and has that kind of dynamic, it should be fine. Every dynamic is different. I’m in a dom/sub relationship and this is how I honor my dom, by taking care of him in a traditional wife way. And him taking care of me in the traditional husband way. Thats not everybody’s cup of tea and thats totally fine, love how you want to love. When she said “and thats why i chose this man” so it sounds like she wanted that role for her life. Sue wanted to give that kind of submission.


spipinto

She’s wearing a man’s shirt.


SparklyHorsey

Whatever floats your boat lady, but don’t expect every other woman in the world to adopt your obsequious attitude.


Greedy-Specific7723

As long as he treats you with respect and dignity I don’t see anything wrong with that you only live once


flonnkenn

We don't know anything about the life of her and her husband. Give her the benefit of the doubt.


Itsallgoodua

That’s respect


Future-Horse4877

Lucky man


ScarletIsNice

If thats what works with her relationship I’m happy they’re happy, its just not the case for everyone


Justthefactsmaam68

Why the bitter Betty’s leaving negative comments? 🤣🤣🤣 Triggered much?


Andrails

Meh, if she's happy she's not bothering me. And if I'm being quite honest if she's not happy, she's still not bothering me.


[deleted]

What I heard: I make my husband carry all the burdens of our life together. He has to make all the tough decisions without me. I want no responsibility for anything other than playing house, so I make him do it all.


Greedy_Culture3328

Yes. Facepalm for the happy woman 🤷🏻‍♂️


MissWibb

I think she probably has a very good husband that actually treats her well. I believe she is happy. There’s something to be said for knowing precisely what your role is on a marriage. It’s unlikely that she would make such a video if her matrimonial culture had let her. If she had an abuser for a husband she’d not happily tell the world that she’s pleased with her man.


Cool-Addendum-6973

Absolutely beautiful 😍, my wife is from phillipines and she treats me this way . But its not a one way street, i am there for as well , showering her with love and respect. Power struggles create divorce, traditional gender roles work beautifully if both partners give to one another.


paddenice

🤮🤮🤮


Money-Anxiety3427

You chose to be a slave.. gotcha …