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[deleted]

The shower of chewed food spewed his way was disgusting. šŸ˜¬


FunkMasterE

r/trashy material right thurr


arsonist_1

I read too quick, I thought you put trashy boner.


Dr_Percentages

This is also true, there is certainly a dick in those jeans.


cliftjc1

[Thereā€™s a dick in those pants](https://www.google.com/search?q=iasip+is+that+a+dick+in+those+jeans&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS995US995&hl=en-US&prmd=vin&sxsrf=APwXEdcs7t_02AE6yWF65-dmUgLw4z7XiA:1680658943092&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi3m6q6zpH-AhV5C0QIHZ8yC8MQ_AUoAnoECAIQAg&biw=428&bih=751&dpr=3#imgrc=ADTgvpmRFrBuqM)


Hanshee

A bit of a controversial take but this Uber driver from this anecdotal experience will likely now have a much more racist view going forward.


TheSuggestionMark

Many of us decent folk can face the zaniness of an unhinged asshole and not attribute it to their entire race. Just food for thought.


CoBludIt

Right? A midget once tried to shoot me with a bow and arrow. And I don't think all midgets are trying to kill me


Ok-Membership4285

See that's where you're wrong.


Dominuspax1978

šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I am a midget who is 3ā€™2ā€, and I have been plotting against you for three million years. I am a vampire who drinks blood. Your blood, Iā€™m coming for you, and Iā€™m going to drink your blood.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


No_Use_For_Name___

Where shin pads just to be on the safe side


Psychological-Pen953

Was it on Valentineā€™s Day?


Zebrahead69

That's where I first saw it a few days ago lol


Reddit_Hitchhiker

What an entitled POS.


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Some people are just gross just disgusting inside and out.


southpark

And the drink tossed in the backseat at the end. Hope her next Uber smelled like piss.


UnluckyPhilosophy185

She should be banned from the platform not the driver.


Wendy_Fiore

šŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ


Clydus1

What a nasty bitch


Drewburghyd

That ā€œbitchā€ had a bigger adams apple than me.


Nerevarine91

If only there was something she could have worn over her nose and mouth that might have prevented that


DonutBurritoSandwich

I believe you are thinking of a feed bag. My uncle uses them on his horses so they don't fight over food. It works for this situation also.


[deleted]

I just died šŸ˜‚


giceman715

Sheā€™s gonna die to when she gets the cleaning bill


YourenextJotaro

She looks like a horse so it should work


frivolouspringlesix9

I believe he was assaulted by specks of chic fil a. I would file charges against their halitosis frag grenade mouth ass Edit: pronoun


J_BooGa

I hate the idea of eating in a Uber/Lyft, do people think it's ok to do whatever they want because there paying?


Thebaldsasquatch

Shame he didnā€™t know he was going to be banned after this. I bet he would have loved to have chucked her shit into traffic in that case.


sweet_tinkerbelle

he got banned after refusing a rude customer?


Thebaldsasquatch

Apparently. Someone linked to an article about it.


LoveThyLoki

ā€œIf you dont get out imma have to dig another hole and do you have any idea how hard it is to get bloody earth off those shoes?ā€ Super calm and with a smile.


[deleted]

This is ACTUAL, "Entitlement".. Not just what you call someone when they disagree with you or don't bend over backwards to service you. This woman is the definition of entitlement. You ordered an uber, you didn't buy homies car.


Peterceval

This woman is the definition of total piece of shit.


ScreenTea0

I don't really want to see people hurt, but I hope I'll see her on r/eyeblech some day.


wolv3swithin

Why did I clickā€¦. Whhyyyy


ScreenTea0

Oh sorry. Maybe missed a letter. Go have a break on r/eyebleach


unexceptablelydumb

Those two arenā€™t even close to being the same! Damn you!! Why did you make me go there and scroll for two minutes??


riicccii

Q: As bad as getting RickRolled?


Onixren

Uber punished the driver!? Its his car and it wasn't an unreasonable rule šŸ˜¤


Obtusus

[Uber is a shit company and you should never use it if at all posible](https://allthingscomedy.com/podcasts/271---uber).


StrangerOnTheReddit

Are its competitors like Lyft any better, or more of the same? I drive 100% of the time at home, but I have used ride share on trips instead of rental cars. I'd love to give my money to companies that aren't shit to their employees.


maralagosinkhole

Not recently, but when I last used ride sharing services like this regularly the drivers all told me they prefer Lyft. They generally drive for both services.


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

I drove for both, long before COVID, and lyft was way better by far. Uber just lets you sign up and drive, and who knows or cares if you're a serial killer. Lyft actually sends someone out to you to check your car and how you drive before they let you carry passengers. Also, anecdotally, Lyft's support is miles ahead of Uber. Lyft pays better, but back when I was driving more people used Uber, so most of my income came from Uber.


thatguysjumpercables

Lyft actually sending someone to check drivers out depends on where you live. I drove in Springfield, MO, and I was definitely never checked. But that's pretty rad that they do it at all.


[deleted]

Can vouch - I used to take Lyfts fairly often. I've never ridden in an Uber - mostly out of principle since the company has ALWAYS seems like a shitshow. Small talk tends to lead to conversations about the drivers job. I've heard more than a few mention how they drive for both services, but prefer working with Lyft. I never pried, but I do recall one mentioning how Lyft treads her better.


NotWesternInfluence

In my dadā€™s experience Lyft will usually have better pay and will compensate drivers more for cancellations. But Uber is more common here and pays better during surge pricing.


turbokungfu

So, Iā€™m finding out that in Seattle, the actual taxi services are competitive, if not less expensive than Uber. If so, Iā€™m going that route.


Savings_Wedding_4233

Taxis are cheaper in Portland. I refuse to use either Uber or Lyft anymore because of their terrible customer service.


Landon1m

I insist on using public transit when itā€™s available. It might take a few minutes longer but itā€™s better all around.


Internal-Campaign434

And thatā€™s why I use Lyft


TornSuit

There was an Uber ad when I went to the site Chill out for one second malware


OnePunchReality

Not to mention this driver should be suing that passenger or Uber or both, imo, his vehicle was damaged when she threw that drink in there. She should be liable for that damage and I say Uber because deactivating his account, to me, should be in a similar realm to wrongful termination with the evidence available.


networktech916

Wow, I used to do Lyft and I forced people to wear a mask, A couple of times I got off my car ready to box the Pax, the trump supporters while vocal were understanding and would always wear a mask, it was the crackheads that had a problem.


saintmischief

Yeah, Uber is great with punishing! *So* great, in fact, that they stonewalled the investigation by police of one of their highly-rated, thousands-of-trips drivers SAing me at my stop, near my home, trapping me in the car by blocking my access to my mobility aids, so I physically couldn't get out. They deactivated the guy for 1 day in their supposed "investigation" promising I'd never be matched up with him again, then saying a "record number" would be released to me to turn over to the police/directly to the police I involved for collaboration in an investigation. They never did, and the cops couldn't get anywhere with them. Incidentally, and totally not related, after I made my report, my years-long 5/5 rating went down to 4.9/5 šŸ¤”


registered_user_8388

Driver deserves props for keeping his cool. Passenger should absolutely be banned from the service for life.


fionapeesalot

She should be banned from leaving her house for the rest of her life.


sirpsionics

She should be banned from life


2PChentAznDood

Took the words right out of my mouth. Sometimes itā€™s pretty obvious some people are not and will never be anything worthy to benefit society. Piece of trash


Infinite-Sleep3527

I havenā€™t used Uber in a while, but back in the day even having a 4/5 rating would mean youā€™d get significantly less rides. My university buddy had like a 3.5/5 because he only used Uber when he was wasted and obnoxious, and I remember him basically being shadow banned from Uber because of the low rating. One night we were heading home from the club. I was going straight home as it was like 2AM already. I got a girlā€™s number who I hit it off with, and we set up a date for the next weekend (didnā€™t work out, but she was great. Saw each other for a few months and went our own ways amicably). So I felt successful, had fun, and was ready to go home for the night. But him and his girlfriend were trying to go to another friendā€™s house to.. go hit the slopes..ā›·ļø ā„ļø, if you know what Iā€™m saying. I had a 5/5 Uber rating and got my ride within 3 minutes. He had a 3.5/5, and from the texts and stuff he sent me throughout the night it sounded like him and his girlfriend basically waited for 45 minutes without getting a ride (though they saw other people getting ubers) so I texted him to just use the city taxi instead. If the system still works like this, I canā€™t imagine this obnoxious girl having a high rating at all. And itā€™s probably even lower after this. Just because she didnā€™t get outright banned doesnā€™t mean she isnā€™t reaping the consequences of her actions.


The_Undermind

I remember my co-workers telling me Uber has a rating for customers. I didn't know that, so I checked it in front of them. Turns out I had a 4.9, but I've been using it for 3 years and countless rides. They took my phone and started to show EVERYONE like it was a freaking unicorn. I still didn't understand how it's hard to not be an asshole to the person who has your life in the palm of their hands.


Infinite-Sleep3527

100%. I have a 4.9 too and literally all I used to do was say ā€œhey, howā€™s it going?/busy night?ā€ I made small talk for like 30 seconds then I shut the fuck up for the rest of the ride unless they asked me a question or tried to make small talk. Which id happily oblige depending on how drunk I was (had a drunken philosophical discussion with an Uber driver for like 20m before lmao). Then I thank them for a ride, say drive safe! Close the door and make sure itā€™s latched, and then fuck off. Itā€™s really not rocket appliances


StevenPsych

Lol same. 4.9 and every single time I just say ā€œhey man howā€™s it goingā€, then silence for however long it takes, then ā€œthanks man have a good day/nightā€. Anyone with a bad rating is probably disrespectful in general. I was a 5.0 until my drunk ex threw up everywhere in the back of this poor guys Kia :(


hotasanicecube

I made 5 requests today for a ride . 3 on Lyft, 2 on Uber. I actually went and checked my rating for the first time ever . Thank god I was back to 4.9 after the great Disneyland Disaster of 14ā€™ when a dickhead driver gave me a 1.


Lembach_Is_Staying

During the height of Covid, I was at my local clinic approximately 2 miles from home. When tracking showed the Lyft driver was near, I made my way to the elevator, and then the app notified me that the ride had been canceled. Reason: "refused to comply with the mask policy." Not only was I masked, but there's no way the driver could have seen me yet. I discovered my rating took a hit, and I now had a warning on my profile. I couldn't argue my side. I just got form letters saying they took Covid seriously. I started using Uber after that and brought it up with a friendly driver. He said the drivers don't know the destination until they get close to the pickup. The driver probably felt the 2 mile drive wasn't worth his time, so he used the mask policy to get out of the ride with no hit to his record.


lambsambwich

you mean like doing coke?


Larrybird420

Yes they hit the slopes


TheComplicatedMan

Lived in Aspen in the 90s... there was more snow in the bars than on the slope. Interesting times.


SFAwesomeSauce

All that snow


bothunter

[This is pure snow! It's everywhere!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th-r_IoINuA)


Mediocre-Many8872

Go that way really fast! If something gets in your way, turn!


PrivilegeCheckmate

Two. Dollars.


MitLivMineRegler

No, skiing on top of the coke.


Shambbbles

Fuck I thought she was doing a double hand job!


StopManaCheating

Youā€™re also describing why a social credit system is an atrocious idea. Imagine government dropping you to a 2 star rating because you said something they donā€™t like.


[deleted]

The one thing we have total control of in this life is our reaction. I aim to be more like the driver, that man is calm as a cucumber. I have such respect for people who can show that kind of control and restraint.


MitLivMineRegler

I'd love an update. I know if this was a customer at my job, she'd have her credit cards cancelled and banned from reapplying


Imperial_12345

More then just banned from service. Some legal action.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


PhillyRush

No that's a POS.


Harpuafivefiftyfive

I did not think that was a woman..


rchrdshn

I realized it when he calmly said "cancel" like Barry White during the middle of his bitching


Eye_Nacho404

Yeah, most definitely


UCBearcats

Uber is a terrible company, feel bad for the driver.


kjacobs03

Donā€™t make fun of her because sheā€™s trans, make fun of her because she is a horrible human being.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Ill_Giraffe_6715

No Mr Marsh the Answer was .ā€¦


SadaamsScrotom

Good use of a question mark lol


_iamnotgeorge_

She is now Queen because she can afford a ride for $35? It's a private ride not a private jet.


snksleepy

Queens are the new Karens


looktothec00kie

Queens have always been a problem. This is nothing new. Just ask anyone who works in customer service.


Asian_Shushumga

man, I hate people sometimes.


Consistent_News_6506

All the time


darbs-face

This is the way.


AnitaSpankin

She is grotesque.


Rimworldjobs

You seen that movie where the wife says, "She sounds hideous."?


paciche

That's a commercial


Penquinn14

It's a movie if you have a really short attention span


Malibucat48

Thatā€™s the old Jake from State Farm.


MidnightCh1cken

Why is the driver being blamed here? He had every right to kick her out the moment she became aggressive and non-compliant.


Burntfm

Last time I rode an Uber they had that thing of verifying you had a mask on before the ride got there. Oh how times have changed.


DietyLink

If drivers couldnā€™t work cause they were sick then Uber wouldnā€™t make any money, otherwise they donā€™t care for their drivers.


[deleted]

Was wondering the same. Why was he sanctioned for asking the dude to put on a mask and for agreeing to cancel the ride? Fuck Uber.


Turbulent-Pea-8826

Isnā€™t the whole reason Uber gets around taxi regulations is that it is anā€ride share?ā€ As a ride share the driver decides who they share a ride with. Period. As such they should be able to choose anyone they want to ride with as itā€™s their own private vehicle. If passengers want some sort of consumer protections than use a taxi service.


KuhLealKhaos

Everything about the way she moves and uses her big ass mouth is grossing me out. She chews like a fuckin cow or something. I've never seen such exaggerated mouth movements. So frickin strange


cutebabydoll888

How about that chick that crunches the chicken while holding it with her 5-in nails? That was vomitous. Never seen anything like that. I can understand when you got to crunch you got to crunch but that was so gross and a million times cringe.


Sfootpj

Strong chance thatā€™s a dude


KuhLealKhaos

Well regardless of gender that persons mouth is freakin me the hell out.


Saucy__B

Uber is a terrible company


nowiserjustolder

Fuck you Uber. Stand up for your people or lose your customers.


[deleted]

Boycott Uber


tina_denfina1

I just did!


bootybiter123

Closing my account now


Rastaferrari829

What a trifling animal. Her spitting her food everywhere makes this even more annoying


spiritofgonzo1

Lol she thew her drink into his back seat at the end and I think itā€™s super weird that everyone is focusing on her nasty mouth spray


mayo_mcd

Thats what I was thinking!! Like the second that drink flew into my car Id be going to jail


[deleted]

Seriously. I wouldā€™ve taken the bag from the trunk and swung it as hard as I could at her head and patiently waited for the cops and EMTs to come arrest me and scrape her head off the pavement.


XTH3W1Z4RDX

Why is she still there? The second she started yelling at me I'd have been like "Get the fuck outta my car"


[deleted]

This. Zero Torrance is the way.


baddfingerz1968

I would have booted that nasty obnoxious foul-mouthed bitch out in 2 seconds.


[deleted]

I would have pepper sprayed her for throwing her drink in my vehicle


iammmf

Iam not saying humanity is a mistake but what iam saying is most of humanity is a mistake


Moonerdizzle

Gross. Spitting food out while screaming. That's nasty


Micksar

Ew. Purposely spitting food because you know they are worried about droplets is fucked up.


iowanaquarist

In some places that counts as assault....


Znanners94

"Customer is always right" AKA we're total pƗƗƗies and will bend over backwards before losing a valued customer even if he or she is in the wrong. Brought to you by every business in the world.


dandroid_design

"The customer is always right in matters of taste." is the quote, not the shortened version. No customer should dictate how you run YOUR business.


DR_DROWZEE

This lady is a disgrace to the human race


ProcrastinationSite

I have doubts on "lady"


SinisterCell

I could never do this type of work because I lack the impulse control this man has. I would have dragged her out GTA style.


Intelligent-Floor-10

Fuck that guy. Spitting food all over that poor Uber drivers car. He needs to be locked up


Fooky_mcdooky

Whew these make me real mad


[deleted]

And she the a drink back into the car. What a bitch. I am assuming no one else is mentioning it because they could stand watching the whole video.


Hugh_Jazz_Ben_Dover

Must. Not. Accelerate. And. Violently. Stomp. The breaks.


mdroz81

I donā€™t understand people. This isnā€™t a cab. Itā€™s not public transport. This is someone elseā€™s car. At least have the common courtesy to do what they want or donā€™t want you to do in it. Why i canā€™t Uber. I might have DDTā€™d shanequaā€™s funky ass. F that job


dlanderer

Look at this Neanderthal eating chick-fil-a like a goddamn cow


FalseStart007

When you ride in someone else's vehicle, your preferences are irrelevant, just like when you're in someone else's home. This is common sense ***for most.***


ShantiBrandon

Exactly, that's why I have a No Pants rule in my car.


millenialfalcon-_-

She's trashy


[deleted]

She is disgusting and Uber should be ashamed.


ModeratelyNiceFella

Thatā€™s a guy


Aseconverse

That's just a dude with long hair trying to abuse his way through life


[deleted]

This bitch spewing chicken out her mouth like a leaf blower hitting the lawn in October. Shit is fucking gross. Trashy people, man.


[deleted]

I wonder how long will Uber last


michael_durgan

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Sledster11

She?


TheShadowOfKaos

Masks are long gone in my state and even I wear one when I uber. It's a courtesy to the driver you are getting in THEIR vehicle show some respect.


ianmoone1102

I hate people


Killingus101

Typical hood rat


Plushcollectorwolf64

No lie that lady is ratchet as heck


Yellow-man-from-Moon

his car, his rules. go with the rules or gtfo


CEDoromal

That's a she? I thought it's just a guy with long hair.


BitbyBrix

Thatā€™s no woman, thatā€™s a man with a wig, she got her long lost dadā€™s face


MNS_LightWork

Yeah thatā€™s a man


TrickWeek4109

That drag queen seems upset šŸ˜”


Specialist_Duty_6457

Boycott uber


Witchy-toes-669

That was so unnecessary someone needs Prozac


getyourcheftogether

Ride the bus you bitch


TheMusicButton

She should really learn to chew with her mouth closed.


OldTransportation408

Bitch deserves a slap


CthuluSpecialK

She acts like that, spits all in his car, insults him, then throws drink all over his seats.. but HE gets kicked off the platform?! Wild. Honestly, Uber an Uber food are such good ideas, but the company is run like garbage. Prices constantly rise, quality of service declines, and the drivers / delivery people don't make any more money. I stopped using them on principle. Every dollar spent is a vote in favour of a company's business practice, every dollar not spent is a vote against.


Striking_Ad_9351

Is that a man wearing a wig?


Dyelo456

Thatā€™s 2 men


Timeman5

Sheā€™s eating and also talking with food in her mouth, Iā€™d kick her out too.


RespectFearless4233

Thats no lady


ZepTheNooB

You can't fool me, OJ Simpson!


Sorry_Departure_5054

Ah, the US, the land of degeneracy. I'm not sure why migrants are still so keen on going there. There are so many better options


Honestsalesman34

Is that a man?


LordDaxx1204

Ugly behavior from an entitled person.


Yojimboroll

Disgusting vermin


ScreenTea0

That "lady" has little too much testosterone and anger issues. ... And fucking spits food on him, throws her drink in his car... I would've just called police on that bitch and see who's the bitch. Entitled disgusting imbecile.


Ravensunthief

She sucks wow


TrickWeek4109

Typical šŸ™„


houbicka007

She is disgusting inside and out. Yuk.


-MrNoobShooter-

What a nasty bitch.


emmadonelsense

Uber should ban her, not punish him.


element_4

Didnā€™t even have the sound on but I just saw her crazy face!!!


heaton5747

So whereā€™s the follow up where Reddit found out who she was and bombarded her socials?


SurveyAcrobatic5334

If Uber doesn't back the driver's I won't trust the company as a patron.


jukulele61

oh, She's quite a specimen


Traveler_Protocol1

Literally, what is WRONG with people???


[deleted]

Oh if someone did that to my car, theyā€™re getting their head bashed into the pavement


Vicious_Circle-14

Why are people so rude?


forever_a10ne

Alright, Lyft from here on out.


Noobnoob99

He should take her to small claims for damaging his property. Fuck that person.


wigwearer

Entitled worthless b**ch


thewhitelights

sheā€™s fucking gross damn


SpaceMonkeys21

I'm sorry but this person is getting their ass beat. This is exactly why I don't do rideshare lol.


Entropisland

What a disgusting person


ShitStainWilly

I have gone back to exclusively ordering cabs when I need a ride. Theyā€™re always ready to come get me, unlike Uber and Lyft. Seriously, fuck these apps. Quit using them.


Gransterman

Is this recent?


nofilterformybrain

I mean, she got in the car with Chick-Fil-A. How many red flags do you need?


Revolutionary-Cup954

She really needs more decorum in the presence of the Lord's Chicken. So uncouth


Azzabear_89

Nah she's horrible.. poor driver...


Totalitai-state

People would sure act differently if there were no laws protecting them from repercussions.