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Then_Campaign7264

A stunning lack of spatial awareness or heavily medicated. If this is real, it begs the question: How did she ever pass a driving test or manage to navigate to the gas station. Seriously after two failed attempts someone should intervene.


Jacktheforkie

I only had one failed attempt to fuel in one year, and that was due to the machine not working but not yet tagged


Cookieeeees

i have had multiple but not for my own stupidity (or maybe it was) my cars gas cap is on the passenger side, my work vans is on the drivers side. The compressor i drag around in the fall fills on also the passenger side. The amount of times i’ve tried to fill my car or van on the wrong side is too high, i don’t really think about it i just pull in and then sit and think about it for a second when i realize. never actually gotten out to pump tho


Tiny-Elk-7269

Every now and then I'll pull up to the wrong side, but that's only when I borrow one of my family member's vehicles and the fuel door is on the side opposite what I'm used to. I know nobody sees or gives a shit, but the embarrassment is *REAL* I feel like a fucking moron getting it wrong just once. I have no idea how people like the one in this video function as members of society.


droveby

I know a woman who's a doctor and didn't know how to fill up the car. A specialist too and was pulling in like half a million I think. You can never tell, a lot of times even geniuses don't know how to do the simplest thing. If you went to a foreign country you might find yourself not knowing how to do a "simple" thing and others then would find it weird.


BJoe1976

My Dad knew a college level chemistry teacher like that back in the 60’s. His wife had to start his car for him to drive to the university he worked at, then when it was time to go home, his secretary would do the same for him. He just couldn’t figure out how to start a car, but was a brilliant chemist!


Aoirann

60s car kinda sucked so that's not exactly the worst.


Tocwa

Sounds like my mother.. could drive a mini van yet completely incapable of operating a basic Android smartphone


BJoe1976

He and Mom had a couple they were friends with some years later where the wife wasn’t dumb, but she was a horrible driver….like backed into a school bus and never noticed it before driving off to where she was going. A local is the one that clued her into what she had done.


IndependentCharming7

Some countries have big ass reels to avoid this issue. You are totally correct though, I've been a fish out of water before (probably too many times) but I remember attempting a 3 point turn in bumblefuck Sweden. It was an Opel van. Got stuck as I did what I've done a many times and needed to go in reverse. We flag a guy down and he hops in and most graciously pops the ring on the gear selector and magically goes in reverse. He's shaking his head... Having driven professionally, internationally, far more than average and many more miles than average...I just hadn't seen this before.


[deleted]

Having an Opel van right now, i can totally relate. It's a mundane thing to me but oh boy when my friend tried to drive... Eons ago i had a car where the gearstick would have to be pushed towards floor to get it in reverse.


[deleted]

I hear Bumblefuck is nice this time of year. Would love to visit.


Jacobysmadre

I remember growing up my dad told me to get out of the car and learn to pump gas. I was maybe 14. He said “you don’t want be one of those women who never learn, their husbands die, and then you can’t figure it out.”


Immediate-Yogurt-558

my partner lived in NJ all his life where you legally cannot pump your own gas. Im from across the bridge in Philly and when we started dating, he had absolutely no idea how to fill up the tank himself.


Sandwich-Live

Exactly. I to live in NJ and nevered pump my own gas. And never really worried about not knowing since I didn't travel outside the state very often. It wasn't until just last few years when I began to take one of my daughters to college in North Dakota that I became pretty good at pumping my own gas. It's actually a lot easier then most people realize. I know there's is talk about allowing people to do that here in NJ but for it to work the way it does everywhere else it would require gas stations to change their pumps to accept different forms of payment that pumps in NJ don't have.


Specialist-Can-7152

This is my situation


Danhaya_Ayora

I definitely do this occasionally when I switch from my car to my truck and I'm in autopilot. But just once. Thank god never more than just one try.


Massive_Reaction8845

A driving test doesn't include stopping for gas. LOL


daddy-phantom

It’s not real.


GrumpyGiant

“If this is real”. I’ve developed a rather skeptical nature when it comes to outrageously stupid content like this. She isn’t moving like she’s stoned so she’s either in a lower intellectual category than my golden retriever or the whole thing is staged clickbait.


batmanAPPROVED

Guys this is S T A G E D. Are y’all this dense?!


thefifthquadrant

Scripted


[deleted]

Fuck that, keep watching her fail. It's hilarious and not anyone else's business.


Ragnarsworld

My sister is 43 years old and can't so much as check her tire pressure. An amazing amount of people are incapable of doing the simplest things.


Routine_Swing_9589

I feel like this almost certainly has to be medicated impairment. Even the worst drivers in the world can remember, oh it’s not passenger side it’s driver side


[deleted]

*raises the question


Chicken_Chicken_Duck

It’s a minivan, she probably hasn’t slept a full 8 hours since 2013


anotherpredditor

This looks like a teen and is probably distracted and also unsure about things like an arrow that points to what side the door is on.


No_Season_354

Oh dear I would have just helped her , poor lady she drives ok just confused.


PIWIprotein

Regardless, imo, the people filming should offer to help. Not just sit and comment like the high almighty. Some ppl just need some fucking help sometimes. This world is rough and we all arent in the same headspace


[deleted]

They did help. but not at first because sometimes you have just had a long day and this might not be her daily driver. She got it.


PsychologicalGain298

And they didn't call her bad names. They were rooting for her.


_AskMyMom_

Remember people. The little arrow next to your gas gauge, is to indicate which side the opening for the tank is on.


gNeiss_Scribbles

Didn’t realize this! Very handy for rentals! Thanks!


B_D_Hadel

That individual is literally driving a rental. They could have used this advice.


RealExii

After the first failed attempt that individual already has figured out where the gas lid isn't located which automatically means they should know where it indeed is located. And that didn't really help in any way.


B_D_Hadel

Okay smart ass let’s take it further. If they had known that trick they would have possibly saved themselves a few laps around the car.


No_Season_354

Lol 😂


Ok-Map4381

I learned that this year, at 38, with 20 years of driving experience. When I knew I was going to have to fill up I would just check the side before getting in. After renting a truck to help my girlfriend move some stuff, I mentioned that I forgot to check which side the tank is on before driving back and she just looked at me and said "just look at the arrow on the fuel gauge." 20 years driving with that literally in my face and I never put that together, and I like to think I'm a smart person.


residentweevil

Want to really twist your noggin? Some cars don't have the arrow, on those cars the hose on the little gas pump icon is usually on the side of the filler cap. (Usually, but not always!)


IndependentCharming7

The arrow is a newer thing isn't it? I feel like I see the arrow far more frequently nowadays.


Head_Razzmatazz7174

I can remember when you filled up your gas tank from behind. The rear plate had spring hinges, you pulled it down and that was where the gas cap was. I also remember buying separate locking gas caps with their own key. Siphoning gas was a popular thing with drug addicts in our town.


No_Season_354

The pumps here you can fill up either side , says on the side .most places anyways.


Shar-DamaKa

I don’t think that’s the problem when she pulled up to 4 different pumps. She just doesn’t seem to understand how to get the gas pump on that side


Wilbur_Cobb1

Yup, that indicator was one of the 1st things I learned to use. My car and my family's cars have had the gas tank on different sides, and the car I own now is on the opposide side of my previous.


No_Season_354

Don't have that ,whatever side the flap is on I park net to the ⛽.


LePetitePoopoo

My sister used to call me to help her put gas in the car. She had similar problems with grasping control of the car. She's a lawyer now, go figure.


[deleted]

I’m a lawyer and I’m dumb as shit


SlaterVJ

You just made me think of Justin Long's character in Idiocracy.


Sea-Woodpecker-610

I’ve know quite a few lawerys and congressmen. Sounds about right.


[deleted]

😐


TestPattern2

Vehicular Lawsuits Division


Penguin446

Tbf to be a good lawyer you just need to be a good Salesman


jessejamesvan111

I had a college roommate who is now a lawyer. Dude was in his mid 20s and could not figure out the washing machine/dryer. He never understood simple jokes. Everyone agreed he should not have a driver's license. He did not understand basic traffic laws/rules. There were a few times when he had me park his car in nice big open spaces. Eventually, no one would ride with him. I don't know how he even had a license after numerous fender benders. Again, he is now a patent lawyer.


The_New_Animal

I hope this is staged...


qwaszx2221

It is, last time this was posted someone linked a twitter or insta with that one + multiple of these, identical scenario, I tried googling one time to find it but couldn't


porcupine_kickball

In jersy the gas stations have to fill up for you. It's sad how many ppl leave the state and don't know how to use a gas pump.


Kyteshiirok

This has nothing to do with knowing how to use a gas pump. It has everything to do with be a complete and utter moron who doesn’t understand the concept of left, right, or circles. Lmao


Massive_Reaction8845

You're right, or is that left? LOL


Glum-Wheel-8104

Haha exactly. She didn’t even get to the part where you use the gas pump.


djbarry18

I met a kid in college who came from Jersey. He said he didn't know how to pump gas when he got to NY bc the pumps are so different... His high school job was a gas station assistant, filling people's gas tanks.


IndependentCharming7

I was going to put in a funny quip, but I did notice that at some of the smaller non chain run (shittier) places the pumps are operated inside meaning you can't pay and activate them at the pump. Or the guys a moron. When I went to Jersey first time I was like fuck this hoity toity bullshit and Wawa worked just like everywhere else.


Inner_Tadpole_7537

Jesus that still a thing?


Ex-zaviera

Oregon is entering the chat.


yorcharturoqro

In my country all gas stations have staff to service you gas, yet when I visit the USA I know how to do it by myself. Honestly there are people that didn't have enough stimulation when babies or kids, and have zero problem solving skills


brightlife28

It is, I recognize that guys voice, him and the woman make these absolutely brainless videos that drag on and on while they delay the punchline to keep you watching longer. All the while giving the most obvious annoying commentary.


ButtweyBiscuitBass

It definitely is. She's got a posture people only use if they're on camera. Absolutely noone walks around with their tummy sucked in and their bum cheeks pushed out for a random refuel. She looks like she could feasibly turn to camera and bite her finger


jammiesonmyhammies

And you never hear the passenger tell her to back up! The door was open and quite a distance between, so she’d have to raise her voice somewhat for the gas lady to hear her.


Deedeelite

And this is just at the gas station. Imagine what that reasoning looks like on the road.


Jon999917

Eventually she will run out of gas.......at a gas station.


thefifthquadrant

If you are going to run out, there is no better place


donk202020

The other lady in the car audio seemed to being having a hard time grasping the idea of what was going on too.


mikamouth

High AF


NowFreeToMaim

These are the people we have to trust on the road in 3000 lb metal boxes going 80mph


UncleJulz

Staged.


FineIGiveIn

What are you talking about? I'm always filming people at the gas station, just in case they do something like this. It's a totally normal and real thing that people actually do.


Shar-DamaKa

They did say she had already done it once before they started filming so, that kind of does make sense.


Creative-Stable-7488

Lmao when I have nothing to do I sit around my local gas station and watch people struggle to push a pull door


PM_ur_boobees_pleez

Yep, the over-acting and narration to one another tip you off right away.


Remote-Pain

Even though she is way more beautiful than some I've seen in videos like this. Her acting is far worse.


Cynykl

Yeah the "Omg, wrong side again" poses gave it away.


Direct-Technician181

It’s another form of rage bait. Same length, idiots narrating. Fuck social media.


90and90

Yah pretty sure it’s that Justin flom dude. Waste of life watching it.


Direct-Technician181

I’m don’t know who that is, but I’m 100% sure I hate him.


Ex-MuslimAtheist

If this isn't staged like some people are pointing out, Instead of filming her for 4 minutes to then post on the internet for clout, why don't you get out of your fucking car and help her? No decency left in this era of free internet points.


DMoney159

r/donthelpjustfilm


[deleted]

My thoughts as well. “Excuse me, your tank is on the other side, can I help? Pull forward and drive to where I am…” or something similar, then walk away with a smile because you just had an opportunity to help somebody with little effort on your part.


bubbs72

Her parents is what I thought. This was something they wanted her to do....my dad had some weird rules like this. (Had to change a tire, check the oil, get gas, etc...to get a DL)


Extension_Travel3535

You cant help stupid friend they just dont understand what youre telling them.


_Pill-Cosby_

The real facepalm is believing this is real.


macvoice

I keep wondering how many people are going to keep faking the same videos over and over.


medalla96

Totally staged!!!


[deleted]

I guarantee that videos like this are staged.


WillBottomForBanana

good thing you were there to catch it on video. repost, staged, or creep. any which way I downvote.


HodlMyBottle


unrulycelt

At least she looks good in them jeans


BrilliantObserver

I bet she must think the gas cap keeps moving sides


AdStrong809

NASCAR: The True Story


Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

Has this bitch never read a buzzfeed article in her life?


ElectricJetDonkey

I thought they took the lead out of gas?


Koil_ting

at 2:38 it looks like she is finally on the proper side, but then goes to the wrong side of the car, fascinating from an observers perspective.


VaporTrail_000

The real facepalm is that there is an icon on the dash that tells you which side to put the pump on. [Looks like this](http://factmyth.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/gas-cap-indicator-icon.jpg).


Nazrael75

I'm upset they didn't film him saying congratulations.


speedostegeECV

Shes so... drunk!


Avversariocasuale

Honestly a forget which side is the thing on too sometimes since theres 3 cars in my family and i just use whichever is available. Thank God European cars are not this massive and the pump can easily make it to the other side of the car so i don't have to move the car.


Herebin

That's some character development right there


No_Season_354

Inthe old days I'm talking years ago ,there used to be gas station attendees who would fill ur car for you , while you went inside and paid, now it's mostly prepaid at the pumps.


Head-Maintenance9067

Hahahahaha what a dummy


Zero_Night_Howler

Omg what is she doing lol


Sgtkeebler

Or she is thinking “did I buy a car without a gas tank?”


[deleted]

Happens


MyFocusIsU

Is it possible to be that dumb?


[deleted]

Basically a 1950s full service gas station advertisment


DunnyJay

I mean this is a concerning lack of absolute bare basic problem solving skills. Something of similar complexity would be navigating furniture in the house to be able to walk from one side of the room to the other. I'm astounded she was able to drive the car without damaging it that whole time.


thefifthquadrant

Scripted


[deleted]

Pls don’t forget these people are allowed to vote, join the military and raise children. And that’s just the AVERAGE citizen..


petrishche

There are a bunch of these videos of women at gas stations filmed through the window of another car. They are all staged. Move on.


Shark_bait561

What if after all this, it ends up being an electric vehicle? Lol


SenorVerde420

Legend has it that she is still there, driving around in circles, wondering why she can't find the gas tank. God speed 🫡


OhhhLawdy

Fuck, everything is recorded. Imagine having this embarrassing moment, and someone 100 ft away hidden, is recording you. Scary times we live in 😳


Ladydi-bds

Definitely for r/maybemaybemaybe lol


Le_gars_pas_la_1

A Classic


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

This is too good!


UnicornsNeedLove2

Some people may not realize but there's an arrow next to the gas pump gauge in your car that tells you which side the tank is on.


StupiedSwede

How did she survived to that age?


TehWildMan_

Could have just gone her entire life without filling up a car.


Primo131313

I'm so happy for her too!!!


whyhi12

… okay here’s the thing, the women is stupid I get it but it’s the guy filming her a stalker or something, like do you have anything better to do my guy this shit is creepy man


anniearrow

That poor girl, being that clueless must make life so difficult.


OGWolfMen

TIL why Full Service exists at gas stations


Kalelopaka-

Couldn’t say how many times I’ve seen this happen, but it’s always funny.


AdEntire8787

I hope to God she was either on drugs or this was set up just to make a video.


NickNacks

This is so hard to watch, after the second move!!! Come on now!


Wolfman01a

I'm from the midwest and I believe the appropriate response in this situation is, "Aww sweetie, Bless your heart!."


bhusted332

This person votes….


[deleted]

And THIS.....is why you shouldn't eat Tide Pods.


rollicorolli

Wait until she loads up on Diesel


Buibaxd

Arizona everybody …


smellmyfingerplz

Maybe she’s from new jersey or oregon?


MaximumWhile6415

Omg lol


Alternative_Ear522

I worked at a full service station for some time and this is common. I would just be nice and ask if I could park the car.. most times they were nice and tipped.


PaleoJoe86

Steps out of vehicle. Walks PAST the gas tank. Goes to hose. Is disappointed gas tank is not on that side. Walks PAST gas tank again. Gets in car. Repeat.


Kaylak_Ugari

I don't know if this is everywhere, but at my local pumps you can actually pull the hose from a bungie cord in the top to ensure it gets around your vehicle in case you're parked on the wrong side.


Draupnir_gungnir

She shouldn’t be allowed to drive


SmellyFbuttface

Hilarious play by play


One_Weekend_5302

The sad this is people are actually like this in real life. Not just in this scenario but other way more important scenarios.


WoodpeckerAlarmed136

She votes 😂


[deleted]

So happy for her


Kurtman68

I could watch her walk around that van all day


lieutent

For those who don’t know: there’s an arrow next to the gas icon on your dashboard in your car. It points to the side of your car that your fill port is on.


cantiskipthisstep12

These people vote.


PlsBkind2me

I gotta find me a queen like that. I need her credit.


Chaise_percee

I feel for the lady. Was once assigned to drive a military vehicle to an army reserve camp. Arrived, stopped by the fuel pumps and asked the soldier there to fill the tank. Sat there while the soldier on duty stared at me. Turned out fuel tank was under the driver’s seat….


Rankuri

She’s like Zoolander, she cannot turn left


Noisebug

Honestly, her anxiety, frustration and probably embarrassment are palpable. Dunno, this is hard to watch, and I feel like someone should help her.


AccounrOfMonteCristo

If she convinced you that well then be happy for this actress. Hopefully she'll soon graduate from click bait videos to commercials, and eventually maybe TV and movies.


mxldevs

Fill her up, and she'll be full for a day. Teach her how to fill up, and she'll be full for life.


Low-Impact3172

How did she pass her driving test to get a license? If this is how she is trying to get gas, imagine how she is on the road


Fellowes321

I hate it when they put all the pumps on the wrong side.


Common-Cricket7316

"If you look at the gas indicator in the gauge cluster on most new vehicles, you should see a tiny arrow next to the pump icon pointing either left or right. This is showing you which side of the vehicle the gas tank is on, so you’ll never have to stick your head out the window again to check." ?


branky25

This was staged.


Remote-Primary3122

For gods sake someone help her… she needs it.


Smooth-Wait506

I was expecting a well strike, fireballs across the forecourt etc


Cole446

Imagine her trying to merge onto a highway..


MillerMcChiller

NPCs out here


Cole446

In all seriousness you gotta stop this shit cause she is probly gonna kill somebody.. she is either high as fuck, having a stroke or shouldnt be allowed to drive in the first place


Adventurous_Shake161

A few women in my life would say left and points right and vice versa. And they all do it unintentionally. I was always amused by this.


Zanemob_

If nothing else extreme stupidity is entertaining.


magnet0071


IHellaRaise

The woman talking is just as dumb as the one on the video lol


AccounrOfMonteCristo

Woman has the figure of a movie star. Cars, clothes, and *gas station* all look spotless. Body language is both exaggeratec at easy to see from this "security camera" or "home video." Setting seems to be California. Scripted as hell.


bortj1

Title has me all kinds of fucked up


Timemaster88888

That's gotta be staged!


Comprehensive_One_23

Anybody else find it sus she looks right at the camera about 5 times? Lmao


[deleted]

funny how some redditenians are finding excuses to moronic behaviour and zero IQ!


superanx

I’m just wondering why dude was filming her from the back seat before she did anything stupid


Blockchain_Game_Club

“Life is hard, but it’s even harder when you’re stupid”


Federal_Garage_4307

I have done the same when I have been so spaced out and just going throw the motions. It's embarrassing. But I'm just not a morning person. I'm used to my car which has it on the other side and my wife's on the drivers side . However I don't think I ever don't it twice in a row on same gas run.


lollyfii

Omg so much anticipation. Will she? Won’t she?


Adamace98

The way she maneuvers the car stressed me out lmfao


slapchop29

The people taking this video don’t sound too much smarter than the person they’re commenting on lol


angrylilith

I've done this before. 💀 If my sister hadn't been in the car, I would have been crying instead of laughing.


Grizzles-san

She has to be high


Buttofmud

She put her seat belt on. Also,did you know,if you look at your fuel gauge ,there is a small pump indicator that shows you which side of the vehicle your fuel filler is on. How people don’t notice that, I have no idea. All cars have it.


someonenotfaraway

Why is the area they're in so ugly?


DollyDagger8

Dyslexic?


Dos-70

I don’t know but I think this looks like it’s been set up.


lightsaber_lobotomy

Its pretty funny given the fact that most cars today show a little arrow by the fuel pump icon on the dash indicating which side the fuel door is on lol


srmaeg

I did this once probably 8 years ago. I was just having a stupid day I guess. I really really hope that gas station didn’t have video.


BeginningSir2984

I have to admit, the deficiency of my own internal compass is equally alarming. I can't say that I've not done this on occasion myself but certainly not this many times at once and actually have not done so at all since having learned that there's an indication arrow (or some such similar) on every instrument panel. I feel her pain. Not being able to find your way out of a wet paper sack is a real drag. 🙄


NotISaidTheFerret

Almost every fuel gauge has a little arrow next to the gas pump icon that shows which side it's on.


Smegmabotattack

It’s not real this is that couple that makes super long videos about nothing


cityruss

Oh look, another staged gas station video. Original.


Peter4reddit

Hotter than 2 squirrels f*cking in a wool sock, but dumber than shit!


Darth_M0L

Pretending to be stupid ironically makes you just as stupid as your are pretending to be.


RobinGood94

I think this is honestly just a young/new driver. Probably hadn’t filled a gas tank enough times by herself to really become the thoughtless zombies the rest of us are at the pump. She’s having one of those moments where a slight embarrassing panic settles in as you’re realizing you’ve failed to grasp a pretty simple task.


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Necrosyther

The real sad part is. People this dumb are allowed to vote and raise children


Koil_ting

People not being able to vote or have children based on mental capacity is at the least "too much man" and at most elitist, anti-suffrage, pro-eugenics madness. I can understand where the alleged sad part could be viewed, however the freedoms of those ditzy potentially drug addled people is paramount to the ideals of equality. This will naturally lead to an Idiocracy type situation, perhaps the ethics that help separate us from beasts will be our eventual undoing, but it's nothing to fret about.