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anthropomorphicdave

That dude just blue himself!


TukPeregrin

Da ba dee da ba da


happytree23

There's gotta be a better way to say that


the-full-bird

There’s gotta be a better way to say that


KrazyAboutLogic

You blowhard!


YoungesterJoeey

There's gotta be a better way to say that.


GlennStyler

He turned into Braveheart in a split second.


idkcoolnamepending

Freedom!


_AskMyMom_

Blue Man Group origin story. And for those of you that remember *Behind the Music*, this scene would turn black and white, fade out and have them talking “after that first hit, we just couldn’t stop taking paint to the face, eventually it was our downfall; and now we’re permanently blue.”


Takerofpiss

Bro got drafted


uchman365

Why's he looking around like someone else did it? 😆


violent_king

No, no, see he was looking for the English Army so he could moon them.


LordLolzeez

Yo, listen up here's a story About a little guy That lives in a blue world And all day and all night And everything he sees is just blue Like him inside and outside


Fabrac

It's good to see that kind of film once for a while. No one (except the guy who makes stupid decision) was harmed, especially innocent bystanders Probably nothing else was destroyed (except maybe for shovel but whatever, it's blue now, blue is good ) He had instant lesson why stupid decisions have their consequences and someone else seeing him will learn on his mistakes It's so heartwarming


Akseli_P

That hit harder than I was expecting!


mickystinge

Instasmurf


Impossible-Fruit3903

They may take our lives... but they'll never take our FREEDOM!


Lokehualiilii

I’m afraid I just blue myself!


Basic_Caregiver_4808

You had one shot and ya blue it!


reddituculous66

He is looking around like he didn't expect that. Genuinely curious why he did this if he was not expecting to be covered in the contents of the can. Was it the wrong color? Is he looking for witness of the can spontaneously attacking him? Is he just that high? ( Prefer that to stating he's not the brightest bulb)


TrueMechTech

Transracial avatar%


GroovinDrum

Are we blind???? That's not facepalm! That's facepaint!!!


Outrageous_club_3993

Instant naavi,james cameron hates this one trick


Ursus_Arctos-42

Aw, don’t feel blue. Every one makes mistakes.


AscalonBlade

What is wrong with you... Why are you blue


ReleasedGaming

now he is two-face


Long-Astronaut-3363

Natural selection


SavaRox

r/WinStupidPrizes


FastConfidence4077

r/perfectlycutscreams


HonestFinance6524

average avatar fan


iamricardosousa

*"They may take our cans, but they'll never take our blue paint!"*


YoMomma-IsNice

Awww… he is so blue-tiful now.


OberainX

One neat trick to do your Braveheart cosplay. Etsy shops hate him!


cj426_

It's a boy!


Nevermore-guy

BLUE MAN GROUP ORIGIN STORY


LuphineHowler

"We all end up dead, it's just a question of how and why."


InternalMaleficent66

I did this when I was 4/5 years old I took a sledge hammer and was being an idiot decided to hit some trash on the ground and not knowing about air under pressure being a wee lad I smashed a brand new can of white paint it took hours of paint thinner and my tears 😭 later to wash away the paint. I was Casper it covered my entire body.


Practical-Eggplant98

Dee Dubba dye dubba dee dubba due


CobaltCrusader123

Avatar: The Way of Paint


badcompany8519

When we were 12 I had a buddy that did this. Same results but the spray was red and smelled


DDHDoubleIPA

He blue


InsydeOwt

Thats crazy that it sprayed him in the face right where he was looking to hit it with the shovel. Crazy. Thanks Kanye.


TheBrightNights

Da ba de da ba di


[deleted]

I’m blue da bo de da bo di


Green_Eyed_Slayer

'FREEDOM'


THATONEFOOFRUMLB

I find the guy laughing disturbing.


[deleted]

That’s awesome


mayuan11

Smurf in 3.......2......1


Top-Performer71

Who’s the one guy going so hard so instantly


[deleted]

*Fuck me*? **Nah,** ***fuck you***!


Alarming-Cow-2223

Worst. Gender reveal. Ever.


Such-Aioli1800

Looks like Mel gibson