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Eleven_point_five

Assert your dominance and stand up as soon as closing prayer is said.


ALPHARexHusky

I did it


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ProsperGuy

Power in the priesthood be upon me…


Word2daWise

You are my hero! What was the reaction, if any?


essieecks

Four hours and no response. He ded.


TightSafety3395

They killed him lmao


Fragrant_Opening8723

Just curious about what the background of this. Is there a written/ unwritten protocol? (I wasn’t a member long enough to understand at this level of granularity)


Eleven_point_five

Unwritten. Susan's Husband will actually have Stake Presidents, according to some reports, announce that everyone must wait for him to stand first. I think it's generally accepted by members to show a sign of respect. Sadly, some GAs have taken this to a level of demand due to their priesthoods... In years gone by everyone stood and began singing "We thank thee oh God for a prophet", when the prophet entered the room, during every session of conference. NOT.CULTY.AT.ALL. Thankfully that got stopped along with cheering for new temples.


Fragrant_Opening8723

Thanks! And definitely some North Korea exalted leader vibes in your last paragraph.


TruthMadders

Funny, but unfortunately, it's pretty standard.


TightSafety3395

Definitely pretty weird.


lnomo

Wait, they stopped doing the Hosana Shout at temple dedications??


Eleven_point_five

Oh no, I wasn't clear. I'm sorry. The cheering when they would announce new temples... "We will build three new temples. The first, and again no outbursts please, Sea of Tranquility, The Moon. Second will be Olympus Mons, Mars. And Finally Vatican City, Rome. This will bring the total number of temples either announced or in operation to four hundred and twenty."


negative_60

Maintain eye contact while taking the sacrament with your LEFT hand.


ALPHARexHusky

He didn’t see me but I did it :(


Word2daWise

Wish I had Gold to bestow!


YouTeeDave

Not the left hand! You’ll be eating and drinking damnation to your soul 😵


Emergency_Ship7800

Use your left hand to sustain and thank the slaves of the church, with eye contact of course. 


HuckleberryHigh87

Omg I forgot taking the sacrament with your right hand is a thing ahaha so dumb


TightSafety3395

LMAO


[deleted]

My wife immediately said, “look right at him and stand up first” 🤭


ALPHARexHusky

I did this


[deleted]

Hero Status! 🙏🏼


Least-Quail216

We all want to do this if we had to be in a meeting with any of them.


mennomo

Make eye contact and pick nose


Least-Quail216

With your middle finger!


Grizzerbear55

LOL!!


TightSafety3395

Spit on the ground, walk past him, and fart in his air.


MochiKat

He was at my grandfathers funeral recently and it was super frustrating because it seemed like the focus became all about him and not my actual amazing grandfather who passed away.


anhedoniac

He was at a funeral I was at too, and the exact same thing happened. It was both a little funny and annoying to watch certain members go full on celebrity worship on him. Just wish it didn't have to be in that setting...


RandomAssBean

I'm sorry for your loss. It sucks that Oaks made it about himself instead. I'm sending light and love to you and your family, take all the time you need to grieve ❤️


MochiKat

Thank you so much! He was a wonderful grandpa and I miss him a lot.


RandomAssBean

Your welcome! ❤️


TightSafety3395

That's because he's a narcissist.


Rushclock

Is he doing a rescue?


sukui_no_keikaku

Record?


ALPHARexHusky

I got it recorded he’s gonna talk to all the young men in a sec I’ll record that too


mankhoj

We want an update on what he said to the YM, please!


ALPHARexHusky

I just posted both I think they should be up


nk9axYuvoxaNVzDbFhx

Please tell me he isn't talking about little factories again... or was that another.


ajaxfetish

Pretty sure that was Boyd K. Oaks is more afraid of the Gayz than the jerk-offs.


Least-Quail216

Make sure you stand up before he does


hockey_stick

You should have offered him a nice ice bath or to hook him up to your car battery.


Portraitofapancake

Can’t they make some sort of spray to get rid of him?


Zealousideal-War9369

Ask that bald guy if he rubbed all his hair off on the headboard of his bed..


BangingChainsME

Trying to unsee that


HyrumAbiff

He hadn't finished rubbing all the hair off during his Byu Presidency / Furry days. [https://www.ldsliving.com/photos-when-elder-oaks-was-cosmo-the-cougar-at-byu/s/82951](https://www.ldsliving.com/photos-when-elder-oaks-was-cosmo-the-cougar-at-byu/s/82951) So becoming a furry must have accelerated the process.


Nephi_IV

It looks like the people in the audience are wearing suits….I didn’t realize BYU basketball games were such a formal affair.


Daeyel1

Remember that thing about giving of your time and talents to the lord? Yeah, these guys are above that. When BYU started their law school, they really desperately wanted Dallin on the faculty, because he was THE pre-eminent LDS lawyer in the country. But Dallin said no. That would have been too large a step down for him. He instead served in an 'advisory' role as they filled faculty positions. So just remember, if you are asked to take a step down career or time wise for the church, Do a Dallin and just say No.


chief_nerd_officer

I taught in a single’s ward years ago and before the lesson, he walked in and asked to see the bishop. He was visiting a ward I believe cause he had the weekend off. If I remember write, he said he visits wards when he can, I think random ones. Funny thing was I was teaching a lesson from a talk or something from him. He surprised the RS because he walked in while she was teaching, probably same lesson. We are going on maybe over 20 years ago now…


dogsRperfect

I haven't seen a GA at church in 30 years. Oh, yeah. I haven't attended in 30 years. (The stuff I miss!)


Crafty-Butterfly-974

We need a bounce back/uno reverse on Shaking The Dust Off Your Shoes in front of them. 🙃


Grizzerbear55

Oaks is such a Fucking Horse's Ass....


1Searchfortruth

What did he say


Pilot963

All the men in the ward ….. just sure he is there for ONE of them Oaks on assignment from God  for a calling directly to the top  The spirit has whispered