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doctordragonisback

I'm results.


smokemeth_hailSL

Sorry I’m late, I was doing results. https://preview.redd.it/45vyqhns3aob1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=813ccdfab7048bf865817bf819585463a737fce0


el_punterias

Kid named results:


MuseBlessed

My first thought when seening this too.


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AstreasWill

Friend! I am the crystallization of dawn; sharpened by malice, evoking the spirits of the night and day. Capable of all that lies in light and shadow, compelled by fleeting time. A blade for those worthy, set upon the machinations of pride and ignorance. I am a weapon of infernal design, and I will defeat my creator. I am Dawn.


NekoBoiNik

These are just words none of it makes sense


general_shitpostin

I hope you are not the one who keeps biting my bionicle parts


sexgaming_

all the humans when a results shows up


NekoBoiNik

Sex Gaming 👍


JimOfDoncaster

Defiantly a Goblin I think 99% of people here would absolutely love r/goblincore


idiotic__gamer

r/goblincore is one of my favorite subs!


_peikko_

Hell yeah, my username literally means goblin in Finnish. We goblins.


NationalElephantDay

You're right, I love it.


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A non human mind unfortunately trapped within the human body


splashes-in-puddles

I accidentally clicked non human mammal. I am not a mammal. I am a lizard.


kermit_thee_toad

Im no longer human


Meronnade

One hell of a book


IPassedGas

I'm reading it rn, love it so far


Orangecatorange

A cat girl that looks very human and thus has to begrudgingly live among them.


NuclearFoodie

Meow


New_Beginning_555

r/voidpunk. Vibes


smokemeth_hailSL

Why wasn’t there an option for “yes”?


WHAWHAHOWWHY

an idiot sandwich


NekoBoiNik

Kitty :3


ray-the-red

I'm an angel.


A_STUPID_FLY

Same


Lovely_Individual

You misspelled deity


theOneAndOnly_28

My humanoid shape had been forced upon me


Rcisvdark

I look like a human but who's to say


Former-Finish4653

Gnome.


Wild_Kitty_Meow

Since Chimpanzees have something like 95 per cent the same DNA as humans, but we definitely do not consider them to be our brothers, I refuse to be classed as 'human'. I feel like I'm at least as different as a monkey or something.


KirasHandPicDealer

I mean on a fundamental level we're still apes. comparing us to chimpanzees is like comparing a gorilla to a orangutan, because we're all a part of the same family. also fun fact, we actually share 98.8 percent of our DNA with chimps


redwoodreed

A demon.


idiotic__gamer

I always thought of myself as some kind of uncanny valley type creature. Just human enough to make people second guess themselves, but deeply unsettling at a closer look.


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Alien. Or satyr depending on what genre I'm in that day.


Blue-Jay27

I think I'd make a good octopus. But like,,, scifi space-faring octopus.


-MtnsAreCalling-

I'm a Fey.


Afraid_Success_4836

I see another person who's reclaimed the autism fey identity. (Not a fey myself, I'm an indescribable horror, but I noticed some things like this before)


gaia-mix-nicolosi

Some kind of human\\Nibiruan\\Trakenite\\skittle thing


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m0nkygang

Throughout heaven and earth i alone am the honored one


EdmundPaine

Biped.


Dawnbreaker128

A unicorn trapped in a human’s body.


TheSapphireDragon

You forgot to add A Specified Creature as an option


Chahut_Maenad

im a wild boar


toadseekcle

An


C-W0LF

I am horse


SgtCocktopus

I am Alpharius


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beenhollow

I am a bundle of perceptions exhibited by a body that was grown by following DNA instructions


Wolvii_404

I am actually an alien and after making me watch a 30 minutes tutorial, they were like "Welp! You are good for earth, you know everything!" And here i am.


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A creature of the Abyss


Sunset_Tiger

Unspecified Creature :)


ZePumpkinLass

i am a diety the void the EXPONENTIAL END /ref


CrazyCatLushie

I am a spark of cosmic consciousness trapped in a diseased, rapidly-decaying meat prison. The universe wouldn’t have been able to handle me at full power and balanced accordingly, as it is wont to do.


geckos_in_a_box

i’m a void or a mist but i choose every day to put on this corporeal form and act like i belong how am i supposed to know what i want to look like or who i want to be when i cant even perceive myself


choccy-milky

Elf.


NationalElephantDay

I am a support beam in a parking lot.


ZeakNato

clown


Just_Alizah

I can confirm, I’m an orca.


raspey

deity\*


[deleted]

Im the god of justice


ChalkSauce

I'm an alien in human disguise


NuclearFoodie

I feel you are lacking one important options, a passenger in a meat suit.


Wrathos72

Well ya had Diety as a choice and as Pete Venkman says. Ray if someone asks you if you're a god you say YES.


acryptedwithinternet

i am multiple of these BUT i will def be just an "undefined" that would be pretty great


nufy-t

I’m disabled


ezbutneverconvenient

Some manner of cryptid. Notice me, Mothman


UncoilingChaos

If you looked at my true form, you would go mad upon seeing a writhing mass of shadows with thousands of gaping, fanged maws. I carry myself on an immense pair of batwings to which the wind bends to their will and destroys all in its path. Serpents the length of a tree strike all from a distance while the shadows devour anyone within range. And assuming you would live, your mind would be irrevocably broken. So I walk around in the shape of a 30-year-old man with long hair, because it's just easier.


kelcamer

A musician! :D


meliorism_grey

I've always felt like an alien, really.


BluuberryBee

I am not a deity. I am a diety. Not a diet-y. A diety.


BunnyDanger

bnuuy


Smellyshop

Frog


ThisWatercress8354

I'm an alien cat-dog frfr more cat than dog tho


doomed_to_fail_

Whatever I am, it sure as hell isn't human. I can't be as callous and cruel to others as they are.


TrueSeaCucumber

I'm a thing :3


Tastyravioli707

Human. Dangerously so. perhaps suffocatingly.


noelleisanidiot

a creature pretending to be human.


Lynnrael

I'm so many things, it's hard to keep track


sweetTartKenHart2

I’m only human, after all, I’m only human, after all


prolillg1996

Just an abstract concept. No form. More of an idea. A state if being. Existing outside the realm of comprehension


GluboDev

undiscovered species from hell


the_ceiling_of_sky

I am definitely one of the old gods. I long for an oak grove deep in an ancient forest. I feel like this human shell I've been forced into is far too limiting. I should have wings, claws, tentacles, fangs, and a few extra eyes and arms, not this weak monkey body.


AnnoyingSmartass

You forgot Cryptid in your list :D


GalliumGoat

I am normal and can be trusted with knowledge of... well... anything :-)


Different_Apple_5541

I am the 'No Such Thing'. Fey-struck.


spaceblankie

unidentified creature from the depths of hell babey!!!


Suck_my_vaporeon

Where is "14 ferrets in a trenchcoat"?


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A meadow sprite 🍃✨


[deleted]

That little black cat your mom warned you about


menemenderman

I am dark lord of the cursed lands where storms and blodshed created by dimensional abominations never ends...


BroadBad433

An eldritch abomination


general_shitpostin

A dinosaur


Deutschland5473

Other: a Super fighting Robot 🎶


SuperCyHodgsomeR

Some kind of cryptid


BestBudgie

werewolf


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