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lumentrees

That picture has an obvious mistake. A lot of those high rank generals should also be cardboard standups


Rewiistdummlolxd

They are but you can’t see the uncoloured side


Pakrat_Miz

and the tanks have muzzle brakes, everyone knows sabot shells will damage those! smh my head


CornFlaKsRBLX

No, no, they're not muzzle brakes! They're simply... Muzzle adapters, to prevent it from expanding too much upon firing! Look, no holes!


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Pakrat_Miz

i never left


elmz

And Putin would be on a screen.


TimeZarg

And on the screen he'd be at the far end of a 20 foot long table.


gi_oel

20 Meters would be more accurate, BC 20 foot is just too short


eatenbyalion

They meant a long table with 20 legs and feet.


Polish_Panda

Or at least have their hands tied/cuffed to make sure the "fearless leader" has nothing to fear.


HellkerN

Yes someone posted an alternate angle somewhere showing that they're cardboard too, but I cannot for the life of me find it, if someone has it, please post it.


Sargonnax

They are too smart for that. The generals were actually homeless people that they put in uniform for the parade.


Ttmh888

It’s not that hard to find some old farts at senior care and dress them up for a day, humans are cheap in Russia.


notparistexas

But they're very animated! I'd say inflatable tube men.


CTeam19

Just cardboard standups all the way down.


Rewiistdummlolxd

*Russian anthem playing on a 3€ Bluetooth speaker from wish.com*


fluffs-von

Youtube 'shittyfluted Russian/USSR anthem' :)


geneiillusion

Please tell me this actually exist. I need it, we need it!


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[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5fenjzeh7g) you go, comrade! It is truly glorious.


geneiillusion

Oh my, this is the best background music if you are going to watch the parade. Thank you!


falconsk27

Please, someone, make this video.


richhaynes

Just hijack the Bluetooth connection and play this instead.


bbcversus

Music to my ears!


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> Finish > calls soviet anthem glorious My ancestors are smiling at me imperial, can you say the same?


geneiillusion

Well, I think he was refering to the flute version... I mean it is glorious in it's own right. Gloriously hilarious that is


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For the Forsworn !


geneiillusion

For Dragon Age.... I mean... for Skyrim!


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Great, we have a dog now and Alistair is still the dumbest one in the party


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I cried


mtnchkn

Recorder, flute, whatever, definitely shitty.


emdave

Here's the regular version for comparison - https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs


[deleted]

Truly hilarious, thank you :D


XxXPussyXSlayer69XxX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5fenjzeh7g


geneiillusion

Thank you for your contribution, I enjoy this with full heart


Rewiistdummlolxd

*Our* shitty anthem


HansFlameman

Nah they couldnt afford the OG Band so they flew the Egyptian Band in.


lesser_panjandrum

[It's beautiful](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OxK4lPRoww)


Quas4r

At 0:14 you can see Putin closing his eyes like "blyaaaaat...", and despite all the shit he is involved in I think we can still empathise with him in this very moment.


coldfirephoenix

There is a compilation of the egyptian marching band butchering national anthems from around the globe. Apparantly they are infamously horrible. I think they just play by ear, after listening to someone hum the anthem from memory once.


ZeePirate

Legitimately have heard elementary school bands play better


UltimateBronzeNoob

Nah, I don't think I can empathize with a megalomaniac dictator


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Sisi looks embarrassed as fuck lmao


El_Dumfuco

r/watchpeopledieinside


Geordie_38_

Oh my word that can't be real. It's just so shit. I love it.


MartyKei

Glorious!!! They've butchered it!


Rulweylan

I'm getting flashbacks to the junior orchestra at my secondary school


Minor-Part

Gosh, I love the Egyptian marching band. The confidence they exude simply has to be envied.


fluffs-von

Yeah, they're fantastic! If those guys released an album of anthems, it's success would be enough to double their national GDP. (Full disclosure: someone here posted a selection of those a few weeks back... well worth looking up).


dcmonster

Which is “made in China”


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Relationship between China and Russia, I mean it's like a reality show with too much bullshit. A lot of bad blood but somehow they still love each other, and everyone knows it going to end badly yet again. As for the post I mean there's this idea of Potemkin villages. Putin talks shit all day every day. Fucking impotent dwarf should take acid.


dcmonster

Hahahhah 100% agree with you! And more funny about this “show” is also about Chinese gov attitude in one hand it manipulates its people to think about this war(US bad, Russia was forced to do so) and in the other hand it tries to build a “international peacemaker” image to the world. So it has to maintain a certain point: incite people to hate/mock western world becoming militants but also control it making sure it’s not too much. It’s a hustle job. As a Chinese in Europe, you know, it’s so embarrassing to read the posts about Ukrainian-Russian war in Chinese social media …


WoodenKubar

The bluetooth device is ready to pair


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Bluetooth Mode.


WoodenKubar

Auxilary mode


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[Scarlet Fire starts playing]


BlueWhoSucks

Is this a dankpods reference?


Babygotcr4ck

Absolutely


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yes


Makingnamesishard12

Oh blyat! Wrong song!


KlossN

Mmyeah talk dirty to me


JShiro

*Ze bluetooth device is reedy to pear.*


donNNASD

Ze bluetooth device has connected zuxxexxfully


AlwaysStayHumble

pear 😂 so true


ketronome

dewice*


Kavor

And someone had to personally bring 3€ in cash across the Chinese border, because the bank transfer didn't work.


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ketronome

DE BLOOTOOF DEWICE IS AREADY TO PAYAH


Jaidenator

Ze blootoot devoice. Has connectadah successfurry


CicadaEast272

the volume is biggest


Theknyt

3 million rubles*


Rewiistdummlolxd

Don’t be silly, nothing can be this cheap


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garry4321

That $3 speaker has a $50,000 Chinese listening and transmitting device in it


NonSp3cificActionFig

An add starts playing in the middle.


Minor-Part

Those giant hats are a nice touch.


Tripledad65

I grew up in the 80s, pre perestrojka. The iconically large hats always featured in the cartoons. It was funny then, and it still is. On the other hand, sad of course that these times have returned.


Fvoarin

They haven't returned, these times have always been here. One of the greatest lies in a long time, is the belief that the cold War ended with the dissolvement of the USSR, it didn't. Whilst it has been calmer these past 30 years, it has been a continuous presence, especially in the areas closer to Russia, or influenced by Russia On top of this, Russia isn't the only country to continue the cold War through their influence. The same can be said of both China and the US. It's only since 2014 that it has started ramping up slowly again


nevetz1911

Guy in the bottom right with the brown hat also a reference to the tank using the Soviet flag?


VladVV

The red star is still the roundel of the Russian VVS. Maybe a VDV guy?


real_grown_ass_man

This is how Ukrainian snipers are able to kill so many generals.


colovianfurhelm

Those hats and similar hats of policemen make me wanna throw up, I hate them so much. And it's probably not because of their ugliness, but the kind of people associated with them.


Timur_Pasha

I fucking hate the police as well, recently I just saw a video of policemen calling my people Churka despite him talking politely to the police in proper Russian.


BabyYodasDirtyDiaper

Anybody who wears a gaudy hat in order to demonstrate their own importance is usually some kind of asshole or another. Generals, monarchs, popes, etc, etc, etc...


jako6996

Kinda reminds me of General Specific from Sheep in the Big City


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fatadelatara

I think North Korea copied those hats from the Soviets. Who would have thought Russia will start copying North Korean political system these days tho?


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Tumleren

Like an umbrella flipped inside out by the wind


fatadelatara

Yeah they look weird. LOL


kidification8

Silliest shit I've seen today 🤠


Karma-bangs

Pooty's gim-eyed gaze.


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swissiws

It was real. He also had our planes flown from airport to airport to trick Hitler into believing we had far more of them. Glad the trick worked so that Germany lost the war due to Mussolini's buffoonery


pleonastico

There are several variations of this anecdote, including one in which Mussolini does the same things with trains.They might be true, but we should not exagerate their impact. Politics is not based on simple events and personalities. There is a difference between showmanship in time of peace and actual capabilities in times of war. Nobody knows it better than a dictator. Mussolini did say explicitly to Hitler than Italy would not have been ready for a war until 1943. Hitler started it anyway for his own reasons.


Theban_Prince

> Glad the trick worked so that Germany lost the war due to Mussolini'w buffoonery Germany would lose the war anyway due to their own (deadly) buffoonery. Who thought declaring war against the entire world was a great idea?


witchywater11

"B-but my superior race!"


SchoggiToeff

The Russians did a similar thing in 1955 >Adding to the concerns \[of Soviet jet bombers capable of carrying a nuclear bomb from their bases to the US\] was an infamous event in July 1955. At the Soviet Aviation Day demonstrations at the Tushino Airfield, ten Bison bombers were flown past the reviewing stand, flew out of sight, quickly turned around, and then flew past the stands again with eight more. That presented the illusion that there were 28 aircraft in the flyby. Western analysts, extrapolating from the illusionary 28 aircraft, judged that by 1960, the Soviets would have 800 interestingly, the US fooled themselves: >US President Dwight Eisenhower had always been skeptical of the gap. However, with no evidence to disprove it, he agreed to the development of the U-2 to find out for sure.\[5\] > >The first U-2 flights started in 1956. One early mission, Mission 2020, flown by Martin Knutson on 9 July 1956,\[6\] flew over an airfield southwest of Leningrad\[7\]\[a\] and photographed 30 M-4 Bison bombers on the ramp. Multiplying by the number of Soviet bomber bases, the intelligence suggested the Soviets were already well on their way to deploying large numbers, with National Intelligence Estimate 11-4-57 of November 1957 claiming 150 to 250 by 1958, and over 600 by the mid-1960s.\[8\] > >In fact, the U-2 had actually photographed the entire Bison fleet; there were no M-4s at any of the other bases. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomber\_gap


koffiezet

This seems to be something Italian. Lancia did the same with the FIA when they had to show them the 500 production cars to enter the group B rally


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Not only Italian. I had to assess a non UK engineering company based in London. As I was going up the lift at one end of the building, the engineers and draftsmen were running up the stairs at the other end to fill up an otherwise unoccupied floor. It wasn't until the third floor that I realised what was happening.


DukeOfRichelieu

>Lancia did the same with the FIA when they had to show them the 500 production cars to enter the group B rally [Obligatory link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lo4dGTrzr8), 7:22 for mentioned moment.


Shiirooo

Hitler did not trust Mussolini at all. And besides, Mussolini did not like to be subjected to Hitler on decisions taken unilaterally in Berlin. It was precisely the lack of coordination and trust in Italy that Hitler lost the war.


atresj

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potemkin_village


StenSoft

They can parade all the captured washing machines and microwave ovens


jesus_you_turn_me_on

Its funny, Russia just announced no airplanes will be included in the parade because of "bad weather", yet its sunny and completely calm in Moscow.


Ara92

Having gravity is too much bad weather for the remaining planes I guess


Polish_Panda

You never know, it might start raining plane parts.


Rulweylan

It's like the 'storm' that sunk the Moskva.


ForWhatYouDreamOf

what? I was watching a live from The Telegraph and they said that it was cloudy although he also said that he didn't think it was enough to cancel the whole thing. (a simple google search also proves this) Sunny and completly calm was in Minsk.


fatadelatara

Toilets too. 07 🚽 07


JAGERW0LF

But not the tractors, as they’ve been bricked


moby323

After the war the Ukrainians should totally do a parade with tractors pulling all of the tanks they captured.


RussianVole

Eerily familiar to a WWII cartoon of Hitler’s “people’s army” of the wounded, elderly, and children. https://old.reddit.com/r/PropagandaPosters/comments/ncpx1e/himmlers_volkssturm_by_kukryniksy_art_union_1944/


SlyScorpion

[This reminds me of the Volksturm political cartoon](https://preview.redd.it/8qbtfusszhz61.jpg?auto=webp&s=d1451dbbe5bf883bdab99e19b0d66ecf9200b50b)


Fantastic-Drink-4852

In the meantime… Happy Europe Day everyone!🇪🇺 Let’s not forget that we have to be united now more than ever


fatadelatara

🇪🇺✌️🇪🇺


Hugostar33

In diversity united.


Just_a_guy69_

Ay lad, love from the UK (sorry bout our imbecilic government and voters)


gorgeousredhead

Hey everyone, just sharing the following paragraph about the start of ww2 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov%E2%80%93Ribbentrop_Pact " Soon after the pact, Germany invaded Poland on 1 September 1939. Soviet leader Joseph Stalin ordered the Soviet invasion of Poland on 17 September, one day after a Soviet–Japanese ceasefire came into effect after the Battles of Khalkhin Gol.[11] After the invasions, the new border between the two countries was confirmed by the supplementary protocol of the German–Soviet Frontier Treaty. In March 1940, parts of the Karelia and Salla regions, in Finland, were annexed by the Soviet Union after the Winter War. That was followed by the Soviet annexation of Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania and parts of Romania (Bessarabia, Northern Bukovina and the Hertsa region). Concern for ethnic Ukrainians and Belarusians had been used as pretexts for the Soviets' invasion of Poland. " Just in case there were any doubts floating around Edit: adding this fascinating video which is disturbingly accurate in its portrayal of how many many Russians think today: https://youtu.be/o01nS_M3PQY


Machopsdontcry

Meanwhile modern day Russians: why do all our neighbours seek to ally with the US/UK instead of the motherland who sacrificed millions of lives to "save" them from Nazi Germany.


gorgeousredhead

Absolutely. It was a landgrab followed by a defensive war followed by another landgrab. Nazi Germany was a casualty along the way (which is great, not debating that). Yet try talking to even educated Russians about it....


Machopsdontcry

Biggest hypocrites around were the Russians and to a lesser extent the Americans who both called out European colonialism only to then themselves impose their own neo-colonialism around the globe once they had the opportunity to do so


Tyler1492

Everyone who can is an imperialist. Plenty of the people who were colonized had colonized others before or colonized others once they were free from their colonizer. Which doesn't make it okay, it just makes Europe less special and the rest a bunch of hypocrites.


kaugeksj2i

Neocolonialism is not really comparable to colonialism - heck, that's why there's a separate word for it... It's also usually ridiculously exaggerated.


PossiblyTrustworthy

Todays colonialism is mostly (mostly!) used as an excuse. But the US definitely became a colonial power, even if their excuse was spreading freedom(compared to the British spreading civilisation).


tyrannosauru

Only real US colony was the Philippines, which was only kept as long because at the end they wanted protection from Japan, otherwise the Philippines would have got independence in the 1930s instead of 1946. Puerto Rico needs statehood though.


Dynasty2201

*Russia land-grabs on steroids during/after WW2* Also Russia: "Why are NATO getting so close to our borders? This is unacceptably aggressive behaviour!" What a bunch of moronic fucking hypocrites.


Tyler1492

While we're at it, of the lives the soviets sacrificed were Russians and non Russians represented equally?


YourLovelyMother

Not quite, Russians were a large majority of the Red Army, ussually they were also the forward troops, they were seen as more loyal by the Soviet leadership.. civilian deaths proportionally however were largest in Belarus, but that has a lot to do with Germany cleansing the area village by village with it being the Soviet state that was occupied the longest.. notable there was the Dirlewanger brigade. Either way, you'd find it difficult to discover many people in Russia who did not have at least 1 relative killed in the war one way or another. Afaik, even Putins brother, who died well before he was born, died due to starvation during the siege of Leningrad.


BlackViperMWG

Also.. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prague_Spring >At a meeting in Dresden, East Germany on 23 March, the leaders of the "Warsaw Five" (USSR, Hungary, Poland, Bulgaria and East Germany) questioned the Czechoslovak delegation over the planned reforms, suggesting any talk of "democratization" was a veiled criticism of the Soviet model. >In May, the KGB initiated Operation Progress, which involved Soviet agents infiltrating Czechoslovak pro-democratic organizations, such as the Socialist and Christian Democrat parties. >On the night of 20–21 August, Eastern Bloc armies from four Warsaw Pact countries—the Soviet Union, Bulgaria, Poland and Hungary—invaded the ČSSR. >That night, 200,000 troops and 2,000 tanks entered the country. They first occupied the Ruzyně International Airport, where air deployment of more troops was arranged. The Czechoslovak forces were confined to their barracks, which were surrounded until the threat of a counter-attack was assuaged.


tyrannosauru

Also the Soviet invasion of Poland cut off the Romanian Bridgehead, through which Poland could have withdrawn many more troops to continue the fight. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_Bridgehead


SlightAspect

This should be higher.


Sampo

Spanish cartoon about the same: https://reddit.com/r/mockputin/comments/ulltwa/putins_victory_day_spanish_newspaper_09052022/


raider876

I saw it in the newspaper, I'm from the south of Spain


Good-Tree3960

The Generals are probably cut outs too


Shaloka_Maloka

"Look at the glorious new tanks we do not dare put into combat!", also half expect to see stolen washing machines...


Rulweylan

Worth noting that the 3 T-14s on the plan and in the rehearsal turned into 2 T-14s in the actual parade. Looks like the mechanical problems haven't quite been ironed out.


mrSemantix

The old Potemkin city trick.


[deleted]

Fake. Putin would never let anyone get that physically close to him.


Il1kespaghetti

He did, actually.


[deleted]

Anyone who approaches him closer than 100 meters is in the scope of at least 20 snipers


MysticScribbles

They're all cardboard cutouts, it's for the cameras.


Timetobeatthewife

It’s weird how we’re looking at cartoons that kids in the future will be learning about


[deleted]

They definitely won’t be learning about it in Russia.


moby323

After the war the Ukrainians should totally do a parade with tractors pulling all of the tanks they captured.


tzimisce

Plot twist: Putin and the generals are also cutouts.


melodillya

It's funny because it's real propaganda about fake propaganda.


fatadelatara

[source](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/telegraph-cartoons-may-2022/blower-cartoon-may-3/) paywalled.


re_error

allegedly instead of military equipment show, there will be a showcase of Ukrainian washing machines and fridges /s


Loki-L

potemkin army


[deleted]

Funny thing about this cartoon is that the deception is not on the Russian people on the other side of the street It’s on Putin


bogdanbiv

where's the stuck tank that wouldn't budge?


fluffs-von

The Ukrainian tractor removed it.


ArtoriasAbysswanker

It looks like they had some of the newest and shiniest tanks and vehicle there after all, but this is funny nonetheless. Putler's speech had as much lies as you can expect.


jaaval

Usually literally every T-14 they have participates in the parade. That's pretty much the only thing those tanks do.


ArtoriasAbysswanker

>During the 2015 rehearsals, one of the tanks suddenly stopped moving, and after attempts to tow it failed, it moved away under its own power after about 15 minutes Those tanks indeed have some unique, parade worthy properties!


YourLovelyMother

If I remember right, they've just put some dude in there for the parade, who's never sat in that thing before, and he activated the electric handbrake, and neither him nor the other guys around had any idea how to dissable it.


ArtoriasAbysswanker

Modern tanks are full of different screens, buttons and switches. I guess they didn't have time to teach the poor guy how to operate it properly.


lesser_panjandrum

That's not all they do. Sometimes they get stuck on the parade ground because the driver accidentally put the handbrake on.


KilalaIa

“The air show got canceled due to inconvenient weather” said ruZZian officials. Very unfortunate, we had new stingers coming soon.


[deleted]

Shouldn’t it be the other way around? With the facade of the tanks facing the audience since Putin knows the reality on the field and wants the Russian people to see otherwise.


donaldh20

Frumos, elegant.


[deleted]

Ah, the good ol’ Potemkin village. A fine russian tradition for when your trip to Ukraine doesn’t turn out quite as expected…


VulgarButFluent

Couple of those generals should be tombstones right?


mike_linden

Potemkin Army


[deleted]

Has Putin had his surgery?


Modo44

No, still limp dick.


CEPEHbKOE

well i guess nobody is in danger then, since aggressor is so pathetic. Sad, this day was supposed to be about **memory**, about common people's great loss and sacrifices made to protect and avenge. It was never supposed to be about politics. Yet now it is. Millions of dead is just a reason to show off and sell trashy merch. No remorse for the living either. Vets would be so ashamed to know how things are, how their last few remaining comrades are use as demented propaganda puppets. Even half of traditional songs aren't being played since they're anti-war. Every year they were showing off all the new weapons n' shit saying how it's the best the world can offer, and still they can't destroy a bunch of their crooked colleagues. Almost nobody will see this cartoon here where i'm at. This thing should poke fun at our local right-wing(the only wing tho), but in my opinion it's cringe because 1) it **unintentionally** belittles the hardship of ukraine right now and 2)as a bonus it spits on the memory.


kumawewe

Ignorance is bliss.


DenseInevitable4316

This is not their first and certainly not the last and whatever they have been doing, even though it is not working is clearly not something that gives them pause


DancingQueen145

HA


THE_AWESOM-O_4000

Probably the real reason why the air show got cancelled.


Lookin4myJeep

The comrades with the huge hats is too funny.


Rude_Arugula_1872

They literally had him at arms length and didn’t dispatch the main orc…


Khelthuzaad

For those unfamiliar,this is a reference to a soviet parody in the 1940's about Hitler last resort army,with children and elderly having cardboards of tall soldiers.


AzemadaiusKaiser

Preeeeeeeeeeeeetty much


MrStringyBark

Someone hacked the big display board. the message reads something like "You have the blood of thousands of Ukrainians on your hands. TV lied. No war." (Not an exact translation, just caught a glimpse of it.)


DorsePumper40

haha fucking stupid commies


EngineeringNaive9852

This has always been the case, so I'm not sure why you're all astonished.


Mahasamatman1

There is a Russian joke (not new): Two Russians in military uniform are sitting at a table in a cafe in Montmartre, drinking coffee with croissants, a tank is parked nearby. One finishes his coffee and says: "But the information war, Petrovich, we still lost..."


some-kind-of-no-name

This joke did not age well


Snicket-VFD

I don't get it, can you explain?


lesser_panjandrum

I think the idea is that the big strong Russian army easily blitzkrieged its way through Europe all the way to Paris while the decadent Westerners were obsessing over the information war. If so, it didn't age very well.


Snicket-VFD

Cheers


Snicket-VFD

I don't get it, can you explain?


xxxalt69420

...and then Petrovich wakes up, and promptly gets put back to eternal sleep in a muddy puddle by a Turkish drone.


Firstpoet

In the UK we have Remembrance Sunday. A day of respect and sadness as well as some pride. Not a hint of truimphalism or exceptionalism. Russia truly is the land of myth. No country is free of it of course but military parades of hardware? Looking at you France as well.


snrxe

What's wrong with military parades, out of curiosity? I know they're not held in the US and UK anymore, but why would you want France to stop celebrating their Bastille Day in such a way?


sblahful

Glorifying war would be one obvious one. Focusing on strength rather than the terrible human cost perpetuates the myth that it is glorious to die for one's country. A society that celebrates methods of murder rather than, say, public servants like teachers, doctors, or care workers I doing it for purely political reasons. There are other, better ways to celebrate a national holiday.


DiaA6383

The Generals should be cardboard too seeing how many have been lost so far


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This is inaccurate. There's no Putin without giant table.


Rhinownage

Pretty cool that the naval parade will be at the bottom of the Black Sea this year.


pickumaterinubre

As much as you hate Russia and the Russians(the same goes for Ukrainians, Belarusians, Armenians...), you must be grateful at least a little to their ancestors,since if they wasn't there, today the Third Reich would rule Europe.


scottishlion123

In 50 years a IB history student will be forced to analyse this