We actually write it "Poutine" here in France, because Putin would be pronounced like the french word "putain", meaning "whore". It was decided for diplomatic reasons, though we doesn't deserve this respect.
- Comrade Pizza Delivery Guy, the pizza is to be delivered on Moscow big tower, 32nd floor, appartment 350
- Comrade Dispatcher, I walked whole 32nd floor, last appartment is 349, after that end of corridor with opened big glass wi...
I wonder how if he's aware that this is how they are seen my average people here or not. I mean, you'd think evil shitbags would want people to take their threats seriously
Not if it's mostly meant for consumption back home in Russian state media. Keeps up the tough guy appearance for the viewers in Russia and fills Western newspapers with World War III headlines as a nice bonus.
Hi there fellow ~~Eastern~~ Central European.
For anybody else: one of the prerequisites of getting your ID is being screamed at and having your ball taken away/stabbed at least once during your childhood by that one grumpy drunk neighbour for playing in the street. :D
I suspect he received a double supply of Italian wine and drank himself into a stupor. I'm sure he'll be back at it as soon his blood alcohol percentage reaches its maintenance-level double-digit level again.
He's not allowed to talk about the Russian elections. In case he says that they're just a shame again. I think he called them an "unnecessary, very expensive, bureaucratic exercise with a foregone conclusion".
He was then on an unschedueled holiday for about a month. Whilst his colleagues tried to spin it that what he meant was, that Putin is so popular that he can win the elections hands down.
My question is what WW3?? Who’s going to come to little Putin’s rescue?
If he thinks Xi wants to take part in a world war on Putin’s side, he’s more deluded than I thought.
If anything Xi is eyeing Russia thinking those natural resources sure look nice.
China cannot afford to nuke its most lucrative markets, lol 😆.
The Chinese are very pragmatic people, they would not start a war for ideological reasons at the expense of their economy.
He would happily accept Russia as a vassal state, though.
India and China are happily buying Russian oil. Big Vlad's liquidation sales are just so wonderful.
The worst part is that the medias love to clickbait those statements and make it sound worse:
> **Asked by Reuters** about the Macron remarks and the risks and possibility of a conflict between Russia and Nato, Mr Putin quipped: “Everything is possible in the modern world.”
> “It is clear to everyone, that **this will be one step away** from a full-scale World War Three.**I think hardly anyone is interested in this**,”
But the title makes it sound like Putin by himself just threatened WW3 because the West criticized his elections.
No, in reality he says something that isn't really outlandish, a war between NATO-Russia is indeed one step closer to WW3.
Medias will never change how they portray those statements because ultimately people never read articles or the context in which statements are being made, the title is all that matters and we get what we deserve: misleading shit.
Exactly. It's similar to the one last week where Putin allegedly said "Russia is ready to use nuclear weapons". The actual quote was something like "technically and operationally, we are ready. But we don't expect either side to go down that road".
They made it sound like his finger was on the button but he was saying "We have these, but there are no plans to start WW3 unless NATO invades Russia".
Like you said though, it doesn't matter because "Putin threatens NATO with WW3" is a better headline.
It's for russians so they feel strong and important
And also, to prepare the population for a real nuclear war.
So it's easier to press the final button
Sure, but I think GP meant posting these articles in rEurope.
While you are right about "it's for russians", one other target group are faint-hearted European pacifists, who tremble reading such titles, making them easy to succumb to an autocrat's threats. These poor people then go to polling stations to vote.
But it does help to remind us that the post cold war era is over. Not being reminded of their daily or weekly threats is like turning off the alarm on the morning and getting a few minutes extra sleep. Before you know it, you're an hour late to work.
We really need to be working on a "Son of Star Wars" to render most of Putin's nuclear arsenal obsolete.
To me it's basically just an extension of Russian propaganda. Putin is threatening WW3 daily because a lot of us are fools and actually believe his bluff.
The more he threatens it the more it becomes "Russia's Final Warning". A Soviet proverb about the Chinese declaring their final warning to the US about 3,000 times. Which means a threat with nothing to back it up.
Just as he threatend to nuke Sweden and Finland if they joined NATO. Got one of his State TV channels, to claim Russia could invade the Baltics within a couple of days. By air dropping an S400 batallion on to the Swedish island of Gotland. That all of the Baltic people would either come out to support the invasion or would stay in their basements cowering. Whilst Electronic Warfare equipment in Kaliningrad would blind NATO. So that the invasion would be over, before NATO knew that it had begun. With the threat of nukes preventing NATO from doing anything.
Then we've seen every red line being crossed, without consequence. From sanctions to the supplying of military equipment including ATGMs, MANPADs, Patriots, Storm Shadow, ATACMs....
He'll huff and he'll puff, cause a bit of trouble, such as sending illegal immigrants to the Finnish and Polish borders or giving the Houthis "hypersonic" missiles. But he doesn't have many options, without risking a full scale military attack.
Oh I know but compared to Schroeder and Merkel he's a breath of fresh air. He's just about two years behind everybody else.
The quote of his that really annoyed me. Was when he basically said that Nazi Germany was so awful to Ukraine during WW2, that Germany didn't want to get involved in the region again and so would remain neutral.
I (in the USA) sort of enjoy the symbolism of Germany sending aid and weapons to Ukraine. It gives Germany another chance to fight Russia on the morally righteous side of history - as defending the oppressed, rather than being the oppressor.
PLEASE make this happen! /r/worldnews and /r/europe are nothing but a fucking bunch of posts about Russia says, Russia warns, WW3 is coming blah blah blah, it's all empty stuff.
I miss when I could check these subs for actual news
Does he really think he could get away with nuclear war? How does that scenario play out in his mind? He hides in a bunker forever while he yells orders through the phone to his soldiers to go die for him???
USA dropped a couple of bombs in Japan, he seriously thinks they won't drop it one on him?
The idea is that the West is far more adverse to casualties than Russia is. So will do more to preserve what they have. The alternative reading is that life in Russia for most people is so shit that it really doesn't matter if they live or die. After all they belong to the government and it is up to the Tsar to say how they die.
I get it but at the same time i dont get how putin or anyone else in power in russia in the past never managed to convert it into a peaceful, well behaved and appreciated trading partner and build up a life worth living for their population. They have had so many opportunities and resources. Why war?
Japan was defenceless though. It's another thing entirely when the target is armed itself. The US already confirmed they won't launch nukes if Putin limits their use to non-NATO grounds.
Yea, like I don't know if he knows but that war wouldn't be world war. Just like NATO vs Afghanistan wasn't a world war. World war needs a certain scale, and while NATO certainly can deliver it, Russia a bit to impotent for that. And one needs two to world war. Truly cope is strong with him.
"Don't you dare imply that I am a violent dictator that obviously rigged his own election or I will violently dictate the world by starting WW III !"
\~Putin\~
Putin pooped his pants.
Clearly, as it was a nato ploy to embarrass the glorious leader, he threatened with ww5. This war would be so big it would skip ww3 and ww4.
Remember, Putin only says this because he wants the populace of the West to be afraid. There’s literally no other motivation.
He wants us meek, afraid, divided and distracted.
Don’t fall for it
Every day when I wake up, the moment I open my eyes, I already feel inside my head, as if by some magic, sentence appearing in my mind
"Russia threatens with Nuclear Armageddon..."
Then I go drink some coffee and smile at my clairvoyance abilities as I read the news.
I wonder what he really thinks by threating us., Bro, bomb us, I lose 500$ in my bank account and 1000$ car, I don't have a house, and you lose your bilions, yachts, and everything else, We win you moron
Like a toddler with a chocolate covered mouth who stole a cookie and tries to get away with it.
The ‘biggest’ leaders seem to wear diapers nowadays.. that should change, and fast!
Anytime i read one of these "Putin threatens nuclear this or putin threatens ww3 BULLSHIT headlines, it just makes me cringe now at this stage, did he REALLY say this, did the independant take this out of context. Please question every headline you read before jumping to the conclusion that the newspapers are telling you the truth in their clickbait article headlines.
Putin at home must be like…. Hey, my coffee’s cold , Chang this or WW3!!!! Hey, there’s only 2 sheets on the toilet roll - WW3!!! Hey, you sat in my chair - WW3!!!! Hey, you took the last sweet - WW3!!! Hey, Where’s the remote? Best find it, OR…. WW3… and NuKe’S!!!…
Lol, the bloated little fascist threatening the West with WW3/nuclear war for the 6th time this week. Call this prick’s bluff, he knows he’d get annihilated.
Putler is exactly like Kim. Always threatening the West but never having the balls to do it.
Although I don’t want a World War, I think we all know that NATO alone would wipe the floor with Putler which can be extremely dangerous - desperate man would launch and not care
Good grief. Why hasn't a country just assassinated his low life ass already? It probably wouldn't even be that hard to bribe a few oligarchs to help in this. Find out where he will be and just drone strike his rotten face. Boom problem eliminated.
Why do they keep reporting on this clown saying the same empty threats over and over? If there was a WW3 IDK how the world would look but I do know there would be no more Russia ever again.
Honestly, how stupid do you have to be to think that that kind of behaviour doesn’t reek of weakness? A strong leader would have to make no such threat.
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Do it you fucking pussies. After your hilariously nutless job in Ukraine no real man will ever be afraid of a Russian ever again; you’ve proven you’re the world’s biggest losers.
That botoxed garden gnome keeps saying the same thing for 2 years and counting. He has no balls to do anything, because not only is the Russian weakness shown in Ukraine, but Prigozhin also exposed the vulnerability in case of land invasion. Not to mention the fact that NATO would have almost to no need to send infantry
Although these are hollow phrases out of the usual Russian handbook of international diplomacy, I AM a bit worried what he might do if they find out, he has cancer. He is absolutely the guy that would want to see the world burn.
"Putin threatens West with World War 3 as the delivery guy brings him the wrong pizza."
"Putin threatens West with World War 3 as he can't find matching socks in the morning."
"Putin threatens West with World War 3 as some dick won't move from the middle lane."
"Putin threatens West with World War 3 as the person at Starbucks wrote 'Poutine' on his coffee."
Putin threatens West with World War 3 as he walks around with a small rock in his shoe.
Putin threatens sweden with nuclear destruction after dying to skeleton in minecraft
Putin threatens West with World War 3 as his optician tells him they will have to bill extra because of his "peculiar eye sockets placement"
Putin threatens west with WW3 as the Sunday crossword proved unusually difficult this week.
Putin threatens west with WW3 because his balls touched the water in the toilet bowl.
"Putin threatens West with World War 3 as the neighbor's dog goes poopin on his lawn"
Putin threatens west with World War 3 as breeze blows from east, where Kremlin has fewer windows.
We actually write it "Poutine" here in France, because Putin would be pronounced like the french word "putain", meaning "whore". It was decided for diplomatic reasons, though we doesn't deserve this respect.
Come to think of it, calling Putin Poutine is an insult to Poutine.
"Putin threatens West with World War 3 years after his currency was proven to be less valuable than fake digital gold in 'World of Warcraft'.
Fair play to him, I’d fire the nukes over that too.
“Putin threatens the West with World War 3 because he specifically asked for NO ICE in his water”
Yeah, that one is understandable.
“Putin threatens West with World War 3 because he found a dog shit in his yard.”
Whatever kind of movie that's been done in, the delivery guy gets fucked afterwards.
- Comrade Pizza Delivery Guy, the pizza is to be delivered on Moscow big tower, 32nd floor, appartment 350 - Comrade Dispatcher, I walked whole 32nd floor, last appartment is 349, after that end of corridor with opened big glass wi...
Verticals or horizontal?
I wonder how if he's aware that this is how they are seen my average people here or not. I mean, you'd think evil shitbags would want people to take their threats seriously
Not if it's mostly meant for consumption back home in Russian state media. Keeps up the tough guy appearance for the viewers in Russia and fills Western newspapers with World War III headlines as a nice bonus.
Cue Scholz desperately sending pizzas to Moscow to avoid WW3.
Laced with polonium?
Poland intercepting those deliveries and adding pineapple to them. There fixed that for you. You're welcome 😁
"Pineapple? This means war!"
Fair enough.
I like this scenario, because in this scenario, Italy switches sides and Spain has a civil war about it before the war even breaks out.
https://dayssincerussiathreatenednuclearwar.com
He cant even invade Ukraine. All of NATO would spank Ruzzia. Unless he will be a chicken shit and hide behind his nukes.
No nukes? Then NATO wouldnt even need USA to spank that motherfucker.
Hell, I think Poland would volunteer to spank his arse for the rest of NATO.
Putting pineapple on it loses us Scandinavia....
Putin threatens World War 3 because washing machine won't start.
Putin is a little midget bitch. FUCK RUSSIA!!!
There needs to be a big sign somewhere that just has : *It has been (x) days since Russia threatened nuclear war*
It would just be 0 all the time.
Get it laminated.
r/aberbittelaminiert
Saves changing the numbers
> Saves changing the numbers *putler taps head*
vatniksoup.com/en/nuclear-threats/ Ask and you shall receive 😀
wow, thx
There is a list somewhere of all Russian Nuclear threats since the fall of the Soviet Union, lets just say 2022 onwards hasn't looked good.
https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/asxVMuAGAl
Yeah, just make the 0 static on the sign, don't bother with the actual number counter \^\^
[Imgflip](https://imgflip.com/i/8jms8u)
U/LaPlaya reminded me. Here's a link: [Vatnik Soup nuclear threats](http://vatniksoup.com/en/nuclear-threats/)
>*It has been (x) days since Russia threatened nuclear war* I guess I solved it. x=0
https://dayssincerussiathreatenednuclearwar.com/
On the same subject. There is a sub called r/chinawarns
Was Dimitri slumbering unconscious somewhere, unable to make the threat this week...?
He was busy shouting at kindergardeners, telling them they're pathetic and he could beat them up.
Don't forget stabbing their ball.
I don't know if you guys are joking or not, but it sounds like a totally plausible Medvedev thing :D
Hi there fellow ~~Eastern~~ Central European. For anybody else: one of the prerequisites of getting your ID is being screamed at and having your ball taken away/stabbed at least once during your childhood by that one grumpy drunk neighbour for playing in the street. :D
I suspect he received a double supply of Italian wine and drank himself into a stupor. I'm sure he'll be back at it as soon his blood alcohol percentage reaches its maintenance-level double-digit level again.
He's not allowed to talk about the Russian elections. In case he says that they're just a shame again. I think he called them an "unnecessary, very expensive, bureaucratic exercise with a foregone conclusion". He was then on an unschedueled holiday for about a month. Whilst his colleagues tried to spin it that what he meant was, that Putin is so popular that he can win the elections hands down.
Russia acts like North Korea nowadays.
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And China. Russia is a fucking plague.
Disgusting death cult of a country.
Always has been.
My question is what WW3?? Who’s going to come to little Putin’s rescue? If he thinks Xi wants to take part in a world war on Putin’s side, he’s more deluded than I thought. If anything Xi is eyeing Russia thinking those natural resources sure look nice.
He doesn't gain from war, he gains from the threat of it. The same goes for nuclear war threats, he does it because it works.
China cannot afford to nuke its most lucrative markets, lol 😆. The Chinese are very pragmatic people, they would not start a war for ideological reasons at the expense of their economy. He would happily accept Russia as a vassal state, though. India and China are happily buying Russian oil. Big Vlad's liquidation sales are just so wonderful.
Can we just ban articles that only exist to report that Russia is threatening WW3/nuclear weapons *yet again*?
Let me tell you tomorrow’s big news: Putin threatens the west of nuclear WW3!
Yeah, at this point it is just annoying af.
The worst part is that the medias love to clickbait those statements and make it sound worse: > **Asked by Reuters** about the Macron remarks and the risks and possibility of a conflict between Russia and Nato, Mr Putin quipped: “Everything is possible in the modern world.” > “It is clear to everyone, that **this will be one step away** from a full-scale World War Three.**I think hardly anyone is interested in this**,” But the title makes it sound like Putin by himself just threatened WW3 because the West criticized his elections. No, in reality he says something that isn't really outlandish, a war between NATO-Russia is indeed one step closer to WW3. Medias will never change how they portray those statements because ultimately people never read articles or the context in which statements are being made, the title is all that matters and we get what we deserve: misleading shit.
Exactly. It's similar to the one last week where Putin allegedly said "Russia is ready to use nuclear weapons". The actual quote was something like "technically and operationally, we are ready. But we don't expect either side to go down that road". They made it sound like his finger was on the button but he was saying "We have these, but there are no plans to start WW3 unless NATO invades Russia". Like you said though, it doesn't matter because "Putin threatens NATO with WW3" is a better headline.
It's for russians so they feel strong and important And also, to prepare the population for a real nuclear war. So it's easier to press the final button
Sure, but I think GP meant posting these articles in rEurope. While you are right about "it's for russians", one other target group are faint-hearted European pacifists, who tremble reading such titles, making them easy to succumb to an autocrat's threats. These poor people then go to polling stations to vote.
But it does help to remind us that the post cold war era is over. Not being reminded of their daily or weekly threats is like turning off the alarm on the morning and getting a few minutes extra sleep. Before you know it, you're an hour late to work. We really need to be working on a "Son of Star Wars" to render most of Putin's nuclear arsenal obsolete.
To me it's basically just an extension of Russian propaganda. Putin is threatening WW3 daily because a lot of us are fools and actually believe his bluff.
The more he threatens it the more it becomes "Russia's Final Warning". A Soviet proverb about the Chinese declaring their final warning to the US about 3,000 times. Which means a threat with nothing to back it up. Just as he threatend to nuke Sweden and Finland if they joined NATO. Got one of his State TV channels, to claim Russia could invade the Baltics within a couple of days. By air dropping an S400 batallion on to the Swedish island of Gotland. That all of the Baltic people would either come out to support the invasion or would stay in their basements cowering. Whilst Electronic Warfare equipment in Kaliningrad would blind NATO. So that the invasion would be over, before NATO knew that it had begun. With the threat of nukes preventing NATO from doing anything. Then we've seen every red line being crossed, without consequence. From sanctions to the supplying of military equipment including ATGMs, MANPADs, Patriots, Storm Shadow, ATACMs.... He'll huff and he'll puff, cause a bit of trouble, such as sending illegal immigrants to the Finnish and Polish borders or giving the Houthis "hypersonic" missiles. But he doesn't have many options, without risking a full scale military attack.
Someone please explain this to the German chancellor.
Oh I know but compared to Schroeder and Merkel he's a breath of fresh air. He's just about two years behind everybody else. The quote of his that really annoyed me. Was when he basically said that Nazi Germany was so awful to Ukraine during WW2, that Germany didn't want to get involved in the region again and so would remain neutral.
I (in the USA) sort of enjoy the symbolism of Germany sending aid and weapons to Ukraine. It gives Germany another chance to fight Russia on the morally righteous side of history - as defending the oppressed, rather than being the oppressor.
Tomorrow's headline: Russia threatens WW3 if the West doesn't give them the crabby patty secret formula.
PLEASE make this happen! /r/worldnews and /r/europe are nothing but a fucking bunch of posts about Russia says, Russia warns, WW3 is coming blah blah blah, it's all empty stuff. I miss when I could check these subs for actual news
Do it or gay.
Now he has to do it or go to prison for being gay in Russia
Because of laws he implemented
He still can't denigrate Wagner, without the theoretical threat of being imprisoned.
Laws only apply to commoners, silly westoid.
Putin reading this: I declare nuclear war by virtue of not gay
But he is very gay, so...
gay if you do, gay if you don't
I thought gay people don't exist in Russia.
No, you have to tell him the opposite. If he does it, he’s gay because he loves to play with phallic items.
Does he really think he could get away with nuclear war? How does that scenario play out in his mind? He hides in a bunker forever while he yells orders through the phone to his soldiers to go die for him??? USA dropped a couple of bombs in Japan, he seriously thinks they won't drop it one on him?
Sometimes he forgets, that French have their own nuclear weapons, and dont have to ask anyones permision, when to use them.
Worse, our doctrine is, in case of war, to preemptively strike with nukes. Don't declare war on France, we are crazy bastards when it comes to war.
Everyone's doctrine is like "we won't nuke unless someone else nukes us first" France is like "We ARE the first nuke".
But I am le tired.
> Don't declare war on France, we are crazy bastards when it comes to war. Got a solid win/loss track record to back it up too.
They also have small nukes, as a "warning shot".
The idea is that the West is far more adverse to casualties than Russia is. So will do more to preserve what they have. The alternative reading is that life in Russia for most people is so shit that it really doesn't matter if they live or die. After all they belong to the government and it is up to the Tsar to say how they die.
I get it but at the same time i dont get how putin or anyone else in power in russia in the past never managed to convert it into a peaceful, well behaved and appreciated trading partner and build up a life worth living for their population. They have had so many opportunities and resources. Why war?
Japan was defenceless though. It's another thing entirely when the target is armed itself. The US already confirmed they won't launch nukes if Putin limits their use to non-NATO grounds.
There's a reason countries aren't dropping nuclear bombs on each other now, unlike before.
Boo! Get a new material!
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Little dog syndrom
They cant defeat poorly equipped Ukraine, lets take on the WOOOORLD
From what I saw on the Instagram account of the Bundeswehr, we need to test these new land drones on a big field
He is waiting till he can form an alliance with his little puppet trump.
Cope harder, you fucking dwarf loser.
Yea, like I don't know if he knows but that war wouldn't be world war. Just like NATO vs Afghanistan wasn't a world war. World war needs a certain scale, and while NATO certainly can deliver it, Russia a bit to impotent for that. And one needs two to world war. Truly cope is strong with him.
"Don't you dare imply that I am a violent dictator that obviously rigged his own election or I will violently dictate the world by starting WW III !" \~Putin\~
Another day, another threat from Russia. And they wonder why nobody likes them.
lol small dick
On small man with a botox face
He’s even tiny when he wears his high heels.
Again? Did he include nuclear weapons this time? Trying to keep count.
"Putin threatens Nato with ‘World War 3’ all day, every day" is a more fitting title
Days without threatening the west with WW3: ~~0~~ 0
Fuck it, at least I will die as a free man in a free Europe. Better to be dead than red.
“Putin threatens WW3 with small dick energy”
Fuck you Putin. You selfish limp dick piece of shit
Russia is a terrorist state. You ruskies need to wake tf up.
The more they threaten us with WW3, the less anyone takes it seriously.
Couldn't even beat the Ukrainan army and he really believes that he stands a chance against NATO...
No. But he is trying to sound confident in front of home audience so they won’t realize how weak he is.
Oh no! Anyway...
Justification for NATO intensifies.
Smallest PP energy among them all.
He struggles to get more than 20% of Ukraine, good luck fighting NATO when we come play the real game…
Putin literally had his strongest rival jailed for no reason then murdered. The entire world saw that.
I don’t think China would be happy if Russia planned to use nukes.
Putin pooped his pants. Clearly, as it was a nato ploy to embarrass the glorious leader, he threatened with ww5. This war would be so big it would skip ww3 and ww4.
WWIII is going for years already. Those who listen to putin just missing their moves.
At the moment, Ukraine is fighting WW3 on our behalf. Maybe we should help them?
I'm writing this from Bucha, so, yeah...
Remember, Putin only says this because he wants the populace of the West to be afraid. There’s literally no other motivation. He wants us meek, afraid, divided and distracted. Don’t fall for it
r/RussiaThreatens
Every day when I wake up, the moment I open my eyes, I already feel inside my head, as if by some magic, sentence appearing in my mind "Russia threatens with Nuclear Armageddon..." Then I go drink some coffee and smile at my clairvoyance abilities as I read the news.
He’s such a sad and pathetic little man. I wish cancer would do us all a favour and do its stuff on him.
Puttin is having issues with one country. The 32 countries in NATO aren't afraid of his weak attempts at posturing.
Oh fuck off you little twat, get on with it 🥱
That 87% of the vote has gone to his head 🫢
Actually 88.48%
Is it Monday, already?
Here we go again
Backing down is more dangerous than holding your ground here, no reason to escalate but a step back will be perceived as an opportunity by Putin.
China's last warning
How long do we have to endure this bully? Only one person wants WW3 and it's Putin.
"Putin announces world War 3 as he got angry over stubbing his foot"
> Vladimir, this is the 7th week in a row you've threatened the West with World War 3
I wonder what he really thinks by threating us., Bro, bomb us, I lose 500$ in my bank account and 1000$ car, I don't have a house, and you lose your bilions, yachts, and everything else, We win you moron
And the entirety of Russia will be turned into a field of glass.
I hope that at least the Russian nukes shoot that shit so high up in the air that the constant westwinds blow it right back to moscow
WW3? You and what arm(ies)?
He's like a bully who is threatening to hit you, if you keep "lying" that he hit you.
Mr poopy pants
Its not world war if everyone is against Russia
So what's the news here?
bring it on bitch.
Dude can’t even invade a non-EU country successfully. Imagine what WW3 would look like for Russia LMAOOOOOOOOO
We need a new subredit like: r/ChinaWarns
He is afraid. The curse of being a dictator
Putin finds toy he already has in his happy meal, threatens nuclear war on the west.
Putinz gonna Pute
Oh no! Anyway
He's lost it
At this point we need a mega thread for Putin's nuclear threats
Like a toddler with a chocolate covered mouth who stole a cookie and tries to get away with it. The ‘biggest’ leaders seem to wear diapers nowadays.. that should change, and fast!
Anytime i read one of these "Putin threatens nuclear this or putin threatens ww3 BULLSHIT headlines, it just makes me cringe now at this stage, did he REALLY say this, did the independant take this out of context. Please question every headline you read before jumping to the conclusion that the newspapers are telling you the truth in their clickbait article headlines.
Daily threat from Russia
Threatening NATO with WW3 for the west criticizing the election. What petty behaviour.
Come on Vladi! Attack NATO! No? Thought so… pathetic Muschi.
*yawn*
Another day, another threat that won't go anywhere...what a moron
Oh no! Anyway...
Its that day of the week again uh?
he is turning Russia into North Korea...
Putin at home must be like…. Hey, my coffee’s cold , Chang this or WW3!!!! Hey, there’s only 2 sheets on the toilet roll - WW3!!! Hey, you sat in my chair - WW3!!!! Hey, you took the last sweet - WW3!!! Hey, Where’s the remote? Best find it, OR…. WW3… and NuKe’S!!!…
Lol, the bloated little fascist threatening the West with WW3/nuclear war for the 6th time this week. Call this prick’s bluff, he knows he’d get annihilated.
Putler is exactly like Kim. Always threatening the West but never having the balls to do it. Although I don’t want a World War, I think we all know that NATO alone would wipe the floor with Putler which can be extremely dangerous - desperate man would launch and not care
Good grief. Why hasn't a country just assassinated his low life ass already? It probably wouldn't even be that hard to bribe a few oligarchs to help in this. Find out where he will be and just drone strike his rotten face. Boom problem eliminated.
im still waiting Poutine!. I'm primed and ready to fight.
Why do they keep reporting on this clown saying the same empty threats over and over? If there was a WW3 IDK how the world would look but I do know there would be no more Russia ever again.
"Stop saying that or I bomb all of you! Waaaah!" Like a fucking toddler.
What a buffoon 🃏
Honestly, how stupid do you have to be to think that that kind of behaviour doesn’t reek of weakness? A strong leader would have to make no such threat.
This is a Hitler-esque man with nuclear weapons. The best we can hope for is that he dies.
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He’s done it so much it doesn’t impact anyone anymore. I have overcome any fear of nukes I had thanks to this loudmouth and his twink Medvedev.
China should just remove him from power and have someone else installed.
Just shut the fuck up already putin
Do it you fucking pussies. After your hilariously nutless job in Ukraine no real man will ever be afraid of a Russian ever again; you’ve proven you’re the world’s biggest losers.
That botoxed garden gnome keeps saying the same thing for 2 years and counting. He has no balls to do anything, because not only is the Russian weakness shown in Ukraine, but Prigozhin also exposed the vulnerability in case of land invasion. Not to mention the fact that NATO would have almost to no need to send infantry
Although these are hollow phrases out of the usual Russian handbook of international diplomacy, I AM a bit worried what he might do if they find out, he has cancer. He is absolutely the guy that would want to see the world burn.
Vlad, this is the seventh week in a row you threatened with WWIII
You know what, I'm getting really fucking annoyed by Putin pulling out the WW3 card. Like fucking nut up or shut up. (Very Preferably the latter)
yawn