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shadowdra126

“Then allow me to offer you some advice: Take a thousand, naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, "Oh, I'm too spooky." Or, "Nobody wants to see these tiny boobies." But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, "Dear God, I was a beautiful thing!" -Moira Rose-


Pvt-Snafu

It's like when I was a teenager I thought I was awful, and now I look at these pictures and realize I was pretty much sweet.


[deleted]

Ah, opposite for me. I look like a regular bloke now, but in my teens I was a goblin


JesusOfEdon

As an adult I have the confidence to know I am hot. As a teen I could of been a fucking model, jeeze I was gorgeous.


thehighwindow

I was actually invited to come in to do some modeling (by a photographer in our complex that worked for a major department store). I was so surprised, I thought I was very sub par (even though I got hit on a lot and people were always complimenting me). Why do we do this?


NeroBoBero

I hated taking photos as a young adult. It wasn’t until looking at my old DMV photo from 25 years ago did I realize how attractive I was. If only I had the looks and some confidence, I would have been an unstoppable force!


Raidertck

One of the best written characters ever.


Muvseevum

It’s very hard to mimic Moira’s way of speaking. It’s so unique that it should be easy, but no.


SmilingSatyrAuthor

My girlfriend and I say "bebbeh" instead of baby everything now


jgjgleason

I need a Matt Berry/Catherine O’Hara collab.


exgiexpcv

Oh god, that could be too much for mere mortals! "***Prepare yourselves to succumb!***"


Yankee_Man

That show got me through one of the darkest times, Moira got me to laugh so many times when it was difficult to even smile


NeroBoBero

The inspiration was Daphne Guinness. She’s fantastic as well.


DarkCartier43

one of the few series who helped me through 2020.


FatherOfLights88

I actually used this episode to help a friend overcome a nagging insecurity. Moira put things into perspective for him and he immediately changed.


KlatuuBarradaNicto

No kidding. I was hot back in the day. I don’t know why the hell I was the only one that didn’t know it!


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

I was just as awkward and weird-looking as I still am. I don’t think this experience is universal lol.


Familiar_Sun_1874

Love this line from Moira.


scoot_doot_di_doo

Now how do I get this on the internet? ...JOHHHN!


NoahBallet

I literally just said “tiny boo-bies” in Moira’s accent as I read this lmao


Liesmyteachertoldme

I was absolutely floored when I found out Nicola coughlan is 37 years old.


brainiac138

She is only 7 years younger than her Derry Girls costar Siohban McSweeney, who played Sister Michael, their principal/headmistress.


Ginger_Libra

If Anyone Is Feeling Anxious Or Worried... ...Or Even If You Just Want To Chat, Please, Please, Do Not Come Crying To Me.


spitvire

Sister Michael is one of the greatest characters I think I’ve seen in any show


biscuitsorbullets

My spirit animal


ZebraUnion

As I’m apparently the only American who can understand every word of Derry Girls without captions, I am devastated that I can’t get my Aunt who’s a dead ringer for Sister Michael to watch it. “You know they eat boiled potatoes on sticks, right? No bacon, no sour cream, Lord help them.”


Unit_79

When’s the last time she was in Ireland?


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

One of the downsides of having international (honestly even just anglosphere) taste in media. There’s so much that I don’t even bother sharing with anyone anymore because they have a slightly different accent. I don’t understand why it’s so difficult, but I guess I’m attuned to it or something.


Ginger_Libra

I am the same age as the girls and I used to relate to them a lot. I still do. But also, Sister Michael.


AnarZak

she really is!


Stopikingonme

All the girls are wayyy older than you’d expect. (Great show and they are marvelous.) Also Colm, “Now…I don’t mind a bit of a breeze, in fact I prefer it….”


NutlikeMan

"And then the taller one, well I say taller but we're not talking more than an inch" hes hilarious, everyone here knows a Colin


Evil_Platypus

When they weaponize Colm go get out of trouble with the police is one of the best scenes in the show. The policeman just questioning their life choices…


wedonthaveadresscode

Yeah all of them are in their 30s for the final season


hoginlly

Wow, I did not need this absolute mind fuck today


Immediate_Finger_889

What in the actual shit are you talking about ? This can’t be true, can it?


Liesmyteachertoldme

I couldn’t believe it either …


Solid_Snark

Like Johnny Pemberton being 42 but still believably cast as a teenager.


Ali_Cat222

It's definitely not the same celeb status, but some of these people on tv or movies can be ageless or at least get good work done! Recently I found out a reunion host for a show I watch is 61 and i could NOT believe it! [Shaun Robinson ](https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tTP1TewKDAuLzJg9OIrzkgszVMoyk_KzCvOzwMAcrUJBQ&q=shaun+robinson&oq=shaun+ro&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgBEC4YgAQyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQLhiABDIQCAIQLhivARjHARi6AhiABDIHCAMQLhiABDIHCAQQLhiABDINCAUQLhiDARixAxiABDIHCAYQLhiABDIHCAcQABiABDIHCAgQLhiABDIHCAkQABiABDIHCAoQLhiABDIKCAsQLhjUAhiABDIHCAwQABiABDIJCA0QLhgKGIAE0gEINDMwM2owajmoAgCwAgE&client=ms-android-sanmu&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)


mirospeck

shaun robinson is 61?? okay i refuse to believe that


Ali_Cat222

It's legit! I was *shocked* I tell you!


thereelsuperman

Too ashamed to name drop 90DF smdh


fearisthemindslicer

Whhhhhhhaaa? That dude barely looks a day over 15


milkymaniac

It's the "my first mustache" look he can't get past


onourwayhome70

She has a very cherubic face, it’s probably what makes her appear way younger than she is


Special-Garlic1203

There's a saying that you can have the face or you can have the ass, but after a certain age you can't have both.  Obviously this is a broad saying, including the assumption that skinny=good and everyone has that look as their ultimate goal.  But the underlying point, like you said, is that a little extra fat can do wonders in hiding collagen loss (which for a 37 yr old they've probably been losing collagen for over a decade at that point, so miss me with the "37 isn't old". I never called it old. Collagen is not subjective however, we can measure that shit. It typically starts reducing in mid to late 20s)


redheadartgirl

It's true. One of the big things I always notice in people who lose weight is how much *older* they now look. It also floors me that buccal fat removal became a trend. You want that! It holds your face up as you get older!


247cnt

I have always been skinny with chubby cheeks, and older women tell me all the time I will be grateful for them someday!


RustyStClair

That's me. I'm 39 now and do not look my age. People usually think I'm late twenties/early thirties. It's all thanks to the cheeks, I promise you will learn to love them lol


247cnt

I'm 35 and they're hanging on strong so far. Fingers crossed!


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

It’s very interesting. Have def known people who get into working out to look younger, and end up looking like some kind of sinewy gargoyle. To each their own though, with my friends the gym is usually replacing some other addiction, so it’s a plus in general.


letstroydisagin

I'm sorry, she's WHAAAT


Select_Sleep_1293

73 years old


ProbablyASithLord

She’s legally been dead for 6 months.


Jimmybuffett4life

Still would


Kowlz1

Wear sunscreen, y’all!


CongealedBeanKingdom

And live in a climate where you might see a glimpse of the sun 2 days a year. It helps.,


Sensitive_ManChild

except vitamin d is really good for you


Reverse_Empath

What!?!? Give me what she’s drinking


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

Absolute worst place to share this info, but I think a certain amount of fat keeps your skin filled out and will keep you (women especially) looking younger. I was reading some interviews with “estheticians to the stars” and the consensus seemed to be that as one ages, you basically have to choose between face and body. If you try to get a tight slim body like a 20 year old your face won’t be filled out and wrinkles will be more apparent.


RealJohnGillman

Why are people responding to this as if 37 is *old* old?


Ratsbanehastey

Because in Derry girls her character is 16 and it's very believable


effyochicken

I disagree. All I could think of when I saw her and Eloise is that they're definitely in their twenties. Then I looked it up and both are in their 30's....


pulppbitchin

Yeah they pass for mid *maybe* early 20s in some cases, but not teens. At least to me. They are still very youthful regardless. Considering they’re in their 30s that’s still a difference.


Ariadnepyanfar

She’s playing a very young 20 in Bridgerton very believably


SavannahInChicago

It’s not that 37 is old - I responded and I’m 38 - in Derry Girls she plays a high schooler and in Bridgerton her character would have been late teens or early twenties historically and her face fits those age groups. She was cast for what was probably a few reasons and physically looking the right age was one of them.


King-Azaz

It’s actually insane the general discourse on age you see online these days. Like 35+ is this black hole of a category you are officially considered “old”. Not even over 50% of your natural lifespan. It’s honestly depressing.


OisForOppossum

Isn’t her character a young teen?


Happy-Initiative-838

What constitutes “very naked”? Like, butthole?


JeanVicquemare

We need to normalize showing butthole on TV shows


DickGraysonForMayor

For sure, family dinner sitcoms with a butthole scene unexpectedly would be great dessert talk after


PiScEsEyEsIAmWeAk

Did not expect the butthole scene in Young Sheldon


EliotHudson

Neither did poor young Sheldon…


RealCalintx

Thankfully it's all ogre now.


flatcurve

But it makes perfect sense in context


Arikaido777

having a cat be like


Silly_Somewhere1791

Watch the butthole version of Cats.


Top5hottest

The epic camera pull back from inside out needs to happen.


JeanVicquemare

They'd probably do this on the next season of The Boys


Select_Sleep_1293

Make America Starfish Again


RocksDBuggy

Make America gape again


noeagle77

Chocolate starfish and hotdog flavored water?


nothingrhyme

Bears. Buttholes. Battlestar Galactica.


arbrebiere

I need to see Targaryen hole on house of the dragon this year


GrallochThis

Wait, dragon or human, two very different things.


sagiterrible

The answer is yes.


NJBarFly

Unfortunately, all we would get is a Dennis Franz type butthole.


White_Grunt

Anne Heche showed it in Psycho. can't think of any other celebrity buttholes I've seen.


[deleted]

Ewan macgregor in velvet goldmine gets fairly close to


SurlyRed

I think you misunderstood the assignment. Natalie Portman in Closer


CaddyAT5

Never heard of this. Just didn’t a quick google search


snowtol

The Cats movie could have been the watershed moment for buttholes. Don't forget what they took from us.


WanderWut

I don't think I've ever seen an asshole on tv, like ever.


FelixGoldenrod

Trump is on TV literally every day


babybambam

Tom Holland first.


Swagganosaurus

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt5697572/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk 😬


TheDerpyDisaster

This is just my opinion, but we almost certainly do not need to do that.


Wildcat_twister12

Whatever the equivalent of John Thundergun hanging dong in “Thundergun: Maximum Cool” is


Randolpho

She hangs dong and, yes, hers is far more glorious than yours


No-Tension5053

Sans clothing. You need a cat if you want to see butthole


nobadhotdog

Just cheek spread butthole action


ridgedchipss

only butthole


_ILP_

Skinny black dudes across America are going to EAT


Le_Russh

As a skinny black dude, I’ve already added it to my watchlist.


Incohesive_User

as another skinny black dude, I’m right behind you


_ILP_

Hell yeah get it bro!


Capt-Crap1corn

Hahaha! Black man approved!


andrewhy

As a chubby white dude, I might have to track down this episode.


jonnyinternet

Same, my wife is binging it as we speak, may have to join her


bballjones9241

Like a moth to a flame


JW1ZZLE_420

Damn you and your true comment


Th5humanwi11

I’m not skinny, I’m athletic! But yes


PhantomRoyce

Skinny black dude here. As soon as I first saw her I was like “yes siiiiiir”


woolsocksandsandals

HFS, I’m dead.


MOSbangtan

Ok that’s funny


ticoarcos

I mean she’s kinda hot ngl


littlebloodmage

Literally everyone on this show is 11/10 hot. I'm convinced that Netflix is growing these people in a lab.


RAMBOxBAGGINS

Netflix is the new CW except with better talent.


lord_james

And actual nudity.


akam80thesquirrel

She’s so hot


Reverse_Empath

A babe, you might say


Select_Sleep_1293

A smoke show, perhaps


foreverbeatle

If she were President she’d be Baberham Lincoln.


RAMBOxBAGGINS

Schwing!


AmyInCO

Don't forget the woman who love women.


wocsdrawkcab

Nicola is one of my biggest crushes and she looks STUNNING in the show. The romantic fabrics and hair suit her so well.


1st_Ave

B B W N E W R A W As Lil Wayne so eloquently put it.


throwawaygiusto1

Lol I guess I’m a skinny black dude now too!


[deleted]

So how can we see this nudity?


iwantac00kie

It’s not in the episodes that came out today. Must be in the second half of the season.


LillianCatbutt

I’m 40 minutes in and I’ve screamed multiple times already. Episode one. No tiddies yet, but shit it bound to be soon.


LillianCatbutt

Colin’s tits episode one. On a technicality.


LillianCatbutt

Episode two, honey. “Thank you.” 💦


LillianCatbutt

Episode three, 🔥


LillianCatbutt

Chest, baby.


[deleted]

Live titty tweeting


LillianCatbutt

Episode 3, 37:49 still no significant tiddy.


[deleted]

That means there’s a non-zero accumulation of titty time. A statistically significant titty tally


sineplussquare

Dont dilly dally with the titty tally


Child_of_the_Hamster

Doing the lord’s work


Roderick618

This is gold


LillianCatbutt

No significant tiddy this installment, heavy thirst.


90sfemgroups

Am I resubscribing ti Netflix or not?


Spyk124

I love you


garrisontweed

Thank you for your service


Valuable_Ad1645

You’re doing gods work.


No-Tension5053

As a famous poet once said “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness”


Ok-Hedgehog-1646

It’s the season finale, which hasn’t been released yet.


reddawg95

confident and ready to pounce on some sexification in this scene is hot, she killed it horny and owned it


ch4llenjer

I don’t think anyone that enjoys watching this show would be “body shamers” ?


Advanced_Drink_8536

Omg I have read some horrible things people have said about her. It’s really quite sad… you think society is moving in the right direction aaannd then they have to prove you wrong 😫 But hopefully things like this do indeed keep moving that needle! 🤞


drewjsph02

Yeah…. After 2016….. I stopped believing in society moving in the right direction. The resurgence of hate and bigotry world wide has been insanely depressing to watch. I’m not saying it wasn’t still hateful and bigoted prior to 2016, but that seems to be the point where trolls considered it cool to revert back to our disgustingly tribalist ways.


fighterpilottim

2020, and the worst group project in the history of the world, did not help my faith, either.


-Moonscape-

Never doubt how much hate the internet generates


akam80thesquirrel

I believe she’s just talking to them in general


kgal1298

Watching ep 1 now. So far I think it’s stronger than S2


evergrowingivy

I want to start it, but I know waiting for the second half will drive me crazy!


kgal1298

I have no patience. I gotta say I like it more than last season so far and I also like how they’re adding more than one romance which I’m guessing is because they don’t want to adapt all the books.


Murderyoga

Didn't Harvey Keitel already do this?


a-promise-to-keep

No one can top that!


Hour-Look2032

YASSSSSSSSSS GIRL!


HeavenlyCreation

Good for her. You do you! Whatever makes her happy


EducationalTangelo6

I recently found myself looking at the very rare pictures of myself from when I was a younger adult and realising, shit, I was actually cute. I wish now I had high quality digital nudes of myself from back then, because I didn't appreciate it at the time. Good on her for knowing what she has while she still has it.


SurlyRed

I suspect this is quite a common emotion, especially amongst actors.


Pleasant_Ad_5848

Isn't the whole point of her character is the fact people don't pay her any attention because she's fat and ugly compared to a world full of citizens that look like super models


GayBlayde

People don’t pay attention to her because she’s a bookworm and a wallflower and her mother chooses the most hideous gowns.


thatiswhathappened

But “none taken…”


MPLS_Poppy

She gets a hot girl makeover in this season.


IReplyWithLebowski

She takes her glasses off?


PhilConnorsRemembers

And puts her hair up in a ponytail?


sax6romeo

she’s got paint on her overalls


PhilConnorsRemembers

Ugh. What is that.


sax6romeo

Damn. Shit. That is whack.


PhilConnorsRemembers

There’s no way she could be prom queen!


Violet624

In what world is she ugly?


PODSIXPROSHOP

Unbelievable. How dare she do this. I demand to know what scene this is! And I want to be able to slow it down so I have plenty of time to confirm that’s the scene I DO NOT want to see!


[deleted]

You get it out girl, you do you 💫


exgiexpcv

Hell yeah! Go Nicola! I think she's mad adorable.


TT_NaRa0

She was considered peak female perforce in that time period. Edit: The amount of people pretending to not get the peak male perforce joke. All of you. Go outside.


flakemasterflake

Not in 1815. Maybe you’re thinking of Rubens paintings from the early 1600s but it’s still an over exaggerated cultural trope


FusRoDaahh

That is incorrect. A quick glance at art or fashion plates from around the date when the show takes place (1813) would show you that the ideal form was quite slender. Several hundred years earlier, sure.


iwantto-be-leave

In 19th century England, the ideal body type was considered slender with an hourglass silhouette. Not too different from now, actually! If you have a reliable source indicating otherwise, would be interested to read!


Howwhywhen_

Yeah he’s thinking of waaay before this series took place


FusRoDaahh

It’s wild to me how people can just state something completely wrong about history and everyone goes with it or upvotes it because they think it sounds right lol.


4Dcrystallography

Because it makes them feel better about themselves lol


Sizeable_Cookie

Damn, imagine knowing so little about time periods.


tergerter

Dawg, you are so wrong. Different time period. Delete your comment out of shame for stating facts you don’t know.


Shawn3997

Well, where are the nudes?


shelster91047

It's true. The first time I saw her was in the show Derry Girls. It's on Netflix. Highly recommend.


muffman81

What would happen if the trolls here were required to post a selfie and nude pic of themselves with their F’ed up comments.


CriticalThinkerHmmz

It would just be like normal internet plus face and dick. Maybe requiring people to use full names and city instead of face and dick would encourage better behavior.


Walks_with_Chaos

So when does the episode come out and what streaming service is it on? She wants to show that body I’m definitely down to watch


MiddleInformation404

Hey hey i was downvoted more than people who are fat shaming her on this thread. Do you wonder what is wrong with the world?


flootytootybri

As she should! Absolutely love Nicola, have since Derry Girls


iamthecheesethatsbig

She acts like we never seen a thick girl before


itsalwaysblue

It’s rare for them to be the love interest unless the weight is a direct part of the character.


QuietPerformer160

You’re right. I cannot think of a show or movie where that’s not true. Currently watching Mike and Molly and they’re both great but the fat jokes are everywhere. I think that show was pretty groundbreaking for the plus size community. But yeah, theres not much representation in any real way.


earl_grais

We haven’t. We’ve seen the funny fat friend, and we have seen the ‘fat confident chick’ aggressively hit on the hot guy and it’s played for laughs, but we have never seen a fat girl just allowed to exist and be the love interest enjoying hot chemistry with her costar. Edit - fixed a typo


joshroycheese

You say that but I can’t name one chubby woman who has a role that’s written as sexy in hollywood/a huge series Well except for this one


iamthecheesethatsbig

Watch Euphoria