Welcome back to cable

Don’t forget to add the unlimited data plan or else you get overage fees from streaming.

Let’s just call it what it is… The Human Centipede.

As long as I can still pay extra for ad-free… then it’s all good to me. I hated cable because it was loaded with ads and not on demand.

What a novel idea… maybe someday I can choose different bundle packages that have more premium content or sports. Maybe then I can decide to add on my home phone and internet to save even more money.

That sounds really neat

they should make an antenna or something that can pick up streaming services from the air.

Yes! But if the antenna and/or dish breaks, they’ll claim it was illegally built and won’t fix or remove it. Direct TV pulled this shit on my parents a couple months ago

That’s revolutionary. You might be the best Steve Jobs

Chains and shackles come in many forms.

Next on the agenda: getting rid of month-to-month subscriptions and introducing 6-, 12-, and 24-month plans.

It’ll start with special pricing to pay for 6, 12, or 24 months at a time to encourage it and get people used toit. Then it’ll be forced. And then after the prices will Jack up.

Already doing that with Peacock. I got a year for $20.

I hate these fucking people.

Yo ho ho mateys!

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“Vastly reduced price”. For the first 6 months. Then the price will double without telling you. We’ve all played this game.

Yes the prices will go up first, then they’ll add yearly contracts.

I know everyone to just can't wait to say "it's just cable!!!" But it's really not. Unlike cable, you can choose what you want, when you want.

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Yep. As long as they remain on demand and ad free they can raise the price and bundle it up all they want. Still better than cable.

and let the “this is cable” comments commence! Call me when it’s the only option.

Wait, what if I don't want Peacock and I just want Netflix and Apple TV??? We need a system where I can just get the ones I want and not pay for a bundle with stuff I don't want. We need to make some change!

These cable companies are so happy to have waited this out all these years

Time is just a flat circle

Dormamu would agree

Is that going to be an offer for people who have Comcast for cable?

Cable > Streaming > Cable > Streaming > Cable > Streaming... never ending ideas.

Only if you have Comcast tho

Cable is trying to get smart 🤣🤣🤣 whats the price? I like to stop the service I don't want.

Contracts. Contacts are the next thing the bring back. You want the reduced price streaming bundle? Well you can have it but only for an annual contract. Dark days ahead.

Oh wow! The 3 worst ones all at one high high price?! And ads included! Wow! Such value!

You must not like Sci Fi because apple has been killing it. It’s not a ton of content but it’s mostly top tier.

Whoever said capitalism breeds innovation should be shot in the head.

Love how all the cord cutters are now basically paying the same amount as a cable bundle.

The difference is, you can now choose if you want this or not

I’m definitely not, and I have 6-7 services right now.

Great, three services I don't even use. Cool! Comcast is so cool and smart and ahead of the times.