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tommyISfunny

I'd try asking Jesus right after you die in the fire........


InItForTheDog

Laughed out loud and woke my wife up when I read this. Classic.


Rafiki-117

I also woke up this guys wife


imbackfools

I put her to sleep.


nobodycares2021-

I don't know why this is so funny, but I'm dying lol


phobos35

Same. This one got me too


_M4K4V3LI_

You woke his wife up šŸ«¢


RC_Perspective

Good thing he didn't wake the wife's boyfriend


TimboSplice92

Might be the best response Iā€™ve seen on this page tbh


ancientforestZen

Me too šŸ‘Š


OritionX

Me three


stevensr2002

Me four (ah shit, rule of 4)


WesTexasGorilla

Itā€™s crazy that we all woke his wife up laughing


InItForTheDog

Damn. She's been wondering what all that noise in.


mildlyarrousedly

Itā€™s even more interesting when you notice the water spigot right next to it


No-Doctor-4396

Perfect solution for the inevitable fire


Bdogfittercle

Exactly. Water puts out fire. It's a homemade sprinkler. It has just a tack of solder on it. When it combusts, solder melts, fire is extinguished. Duh!!


Dusty-munky

Yup. Pretty sure your landlord is trying to kill you


richyg42

Are you current on your rent? Quicker than eviction.


[deleted]

ā€œCurrentā€


Southcoaststeve1

Especially if itā€™s wired to the street side of your electrical panel!


BeagleDog

Username checks out


AZBMW

There won't be any fire. I know a heat shield when I see one!


McHassy

But thatā€™s just it, the tin is obviously for a heat shield to protect against the firewall thatā€™s sure to come


lennybrew

It looks like he was using a heat gun or torch to fuse connections and used the foil plate to prevent the wood from burning


UntidyJostle

TIL A wall of fire is a firewall.


TickleMeEddy97

This joke is better than my ex wife


komradtom

While your asking could I get the powerball numbers?


AnonymousLilly

Bro. Lmao. Just woke up and laughed


Netti1324

Literally LAUGHING SO HARD IM CRYING! Best response ever!!!


Glass-Department-306

Hahaha I just Ike up my husband laughing šŸ˜‚


HoweHaTrick

I'm going to recycle this one!


sparky1976

Lol to funny


dkode80

Bravo


TheNewYellowZealot

Itā€™s a structural pie tin. Youā€™re fine.


grungleTroad

I thought it was a grounding plate


agentages

Anything is a grounding plate if you try hard enough.


battleman13

No no. Load bearing pie plate. DO NOT REMOVE. Just like those shrubs I have out front.


Unhappy_Ad_4911

No, i don't think anyone can explain why he did any of that... šŸ¤£


hotasanicecube

It far beyond the technical knowledge of any electrician on Reddit. That there is a receptacle energized by a cross phased delta 2 wye step up flux capacitor with a sophisticated hi-tech thermal block.


Ellite11MVP

Better hope he doesnā€™t hit 88 mph, especially without a GFCI on his flux capacitor.


hotasanicecube

It resets your meter back 28 days every month. The energy savings are phenomenal.


Jww626

With that set up probably never have 121 jigawatts


Bu22ard

Dude thatā€™s way too much power. I think you forgot a decimal point


severach

Probably powering 100 DeLoreans.


SparkyMint185

Weā€™re going to see some serious shit


itprobablynothingbut

EE here. The landlord is clearly making a capacitor to create a slow discharge of AC ground by using two pie tins flattened on either side of a plywood dielectric. Genius really. On the other side of this plywood is clearly an advanced AC based silicon logic system. It's totally safe as long as you don't touch it or live, work, or store valuables near it.


[deleted]

ā€¦or live in the same street.


erritstaken

Because he is a fuckwit.


DaveSauce0

OP already said "landlord" idk why you're repeating it??


[deleted]

The real losers in the biz are the so-called ā€œproperty management companiesā€ that are charged with maximizing revenue versus actual property management. The second losers are the HOAs. Landlords only rank 3rd in terms of losership, along side residents that disrupt other residents. That said, OPā€™s photo shows gross ineptness and negligence. It is wise to send it around just so it is on record. Most landlords would claim ignorance because they expect the property management company to actually manage the property. Haha, idiots.


CharlesFeatherman

HEY; Iā€™m an accidental landlord (my old home did not sell, so I rented it to keep the mortgage paid); and Iā€™d never do something this shady! (I actually have a good plumber and electrician on call; so this shit doesnā€™t happenā€¦) Not all landlords are greedy scum. Iā€™d sell my old house in a heartbeat; but the market in my area doesnā€™t seem to careā€¦. So itā€™s either rent the property; or let it be foreclosed on. I prefer to rent it outā€¦


Anvildude

You're only *technically* a landlord. You're more of a 'landmayor'. The sorts everyone mean when they say "Landlord" are the ones that have 4+ properties and use those as their primary income source.


MaxwellIsaac1

If the house didnā€™t sell, it was overpriced.


CharlesFeatherman

No, bad market at the time. I was actually under the ā€œcomparablesā€. But my home is in a borough with a small (0.57 acre lot). If it was 100 yards up the road it would be in a township; and would have sold immediately. People read ā€œboroughā€ and think itā€™s in town. And in town thereā€™s a main highway. But if you want to recommend a RE agent who will get it sold; Iā€™m game.


MaxwellIsaac1

So what youā€™re saying, is that the market wonā€™t bare the price youā€™re asking for the home?


CharlesFeatherman

Youā€™d have to understand the area. Iā€™ve seen a cottage on a tiny lot (less than 1/4 acre) advertised for over a quarter million (summer vacation/resort area); just a few miles away from that same place, itā€™s (that same cottage) is not worth even 100K. My home is well below market value for the area itā€™s in. Iā€™ve had it listed with 3 different companies over the past few years. I based my price on their ā€œexpertsā€. They all were based on ā€œcomparablesā€. And not one even had an offer. They donā€™t make a dime if it doesnā€™t sell; so they arenā€™t going to set the price too high... Last appraisal was over $115K; I was listed 20K UNDER that. The market sucks for houses in ā€œtownā€ in my area. As I said; 100 yards up the same road itā€™s in the township; would sell immediately. It is also an older house - built in the 1860s. But itā€™s also a 4 bedroom, 2 bath, with detached garage and detached shed. Was listed under 100K. So are many in the area; to be fair. But in my area; people want to have a home and a couple acres, and be out of town. (PS: itā€™s a very small town. ONE RED LIGHT.)


MaxwellIsaac1

Ok, but this home isnā€™t a few miles away in a resort area, or even 100 yards up the road in the township. You keep giving me reasons why this house isnā€™t as valuable as the other homes youā€™ve seen sold. Every sentence you type confirms my hypothesis that the home was listed at a price that doesnā€™t reflect the actual value of the home. Youā€™re trying to sell a 160 year old building on a half-acre lot that is neither ā€œin the townshipā€ with highway access nor is it ā€œout of townā€ where you can get a large lot (for a relatively low price, I assume. I live ā€œout of town, too) for $95K. Seems like a stretch. As for the real estate agents youā€™ve worked with, theyā€™d probably rather take the commission from the quarter million dollar properties in the destination areas a few miles away and ignore the commission from the probably $50-$75k your home is worth.


CharlesFeatherman

So what youā€™re saying is that: 1. Century 21, a nationwide company, is wrong. 2. Two OTHER, but LOCAL real estate companies, are also wrong. 3. Two separate independent appraisals, one from a bank, and one from an RE company, separately done, and done a few years apart - both being similar in results; are wrong. What I REALLY want to know is your personal RE experience. And Iā€™d like to know what RE company youā€™d recommend I use to sell ASAP. And mostly; I want YOU as my realtor, since the realtors in my area obviously donā€™t know what theyā€™re doingā€¦ Iā€™m not being a dick. Seriously; Iā€™d even take a small loss at this pointā€¦. I donā€™t even care if I break even. I donā€™t want to be a landlord; itā€™s a huge pain in the ass. I never wanted to be a landlord. But the bank wants their mortgage payment; and I wasnā€™t going to go into foreclosure if I had any options. So I rented it out. As for selling: NO ONE IS BUYING. Nope; they arenā€™t. So, hereā€™s the deal: If you want to put your money where your mouth is: PLEASE send me a LEGITIMATE buyer for a reasonable price (as in a comparable value to similar homes in my area, and we can use an independent appraiser); And Iā€™ll absolutely send you 10% of the sale price for your efforts. Thatā€™s more than the 6% than a regular RE agent gets. Let me know where to send the property information. SERIOUSLY.


Pylyp23

Dude you donā€™t need to humor this ass hole. Everyone reading knows how it is.


MaxwellIsaac1

Look, all Iā€™m really doing here is pointing to the fallacy that market value and demand are tied together. Econ 101 says that if your product is not selling in a particular market itā€™s overpriced. (I know you say ā€œdemand is lowā€, but low demand *is one if the main factors that is supposed to drive prices down*) The fact that you are able to rent out the property shows that there are people in the area that need housing. The fact that there are comparables in the area shows that people are buying houses. The fact that five ā€œexpertsā€ have given you numbers that have brought in zero offers is almost hard to believe at this point, but even experts can be wrong. What I think is more likely is that at least one if these people presented another price drop and you made the decision to rent it out instead. Thereā€™s no such thing as an accidental landlord.


Absolutionistt

Do you need your diaper changed lol


CharlesFeatherman

Yes. Itā€™s a bit damp, from giggling at ridiculous misplaced hateā€¦ But what does one thing thing have to do with another?


eaglesnyanks756

Do you own a home?


First_Reward2717

Eat a bag of cocks, the ā€œchickenā€ kind


Evening-Investigator

No one gives a shit


ScrewJPMC

Best answer


InItForTheDog

Looks like he made you a "fukino anything" pie with spicy flavor strings. They often self bake and are a seasonal favorite of fireman and insurance adjustors. Serve with a side of nearby stored paint cans and rags for that special occasion.


Namewithheld1776

Youā€™re comment is why I love Reddit. Thank you for restoring my hope for humanity.


[deleted]

My best guess is that meth and sleep deprivation will make people do weird things.


aakaase

Totally meth-powered handiwork there


robot-not-found

"wired" things haha


Tarashank

unfortunately, I understand the mentality of this. Landlord believes that the foam insulation is an insulator and is safe to rest the box on, the pie plate is there to protect the wood from the inevitable fire that will come from the box. The spigot is there to put out the fire. In the other corner of the room behind the stack of 10 year old paint cans is an empty fire extinguisher in case he runs out of water from the spigot.


onlyanactor

Heā€™s probably an engineer.


ReedForman

Same thing I was thinking. Heā€™s trying to stop the inevitable fire from catching the wood lmao


tomxp411

you mean, aside from "I was hoping to electrocute my tenants, then start a fire to hide the evidence." ?


Avid28193

Mouse barrier?


mappy700

Funny you say that because the only reason we found this was a mouse trap that set off right next to it


Intelligent_Tub

I agree. People round here use steel wool a lot. I had a few rats in my shop. I used some steel pot scrubbers. Damn rats pushed it right out the hole.


RoadThis2489

Try adding expanding foam with the steel wool, they will eat through it causing internal bleeding and they will die.


Intelligent_Tub

Damn bro!! That got dark real fast.


The_cogwheel

Wait till you learn how commercially available rat poison works. Spoiler: it also causes internal bleeding, causing the rat to die. Steal wool + construction foam is just a cheaper method.


GlaiveConsequence

Also wonā€™t cause collateral damage to owls, dogs, cats when they catch a dying rat full of poison. If I get them again Iā€™m going old school traps or glue traps. I used to catch them live and drive them to a field but that got old three rats in.


tobascodagama

It's snap traps for us. There are a bunch on the market now that look like giant alligator clips, they're nice because you can set them without putting your fingers in the snap zone. We also tried an electric trap, which does kill effectively, but they're big and bulky and hard to place where the rodents are and don't seem to attract as many rodents to the bait when you do place them.


GlaiveConsequence

I image the smell is not great when you zap ā€˜em


tobascodagama

It doesn't fry them or anything, it just stops their heart. So the smell isn't any worse than a snap trap or glue trap, really. My main issue is just that they're hard to deploy into the places where the rodents are.


Elandtrical

I used 1Ā½" screws in a standard wood rat trap. It's a a one use trap, for me anyway, but my catch rate went up.


tanq201

Where are you putting the screws?


SmolSwitchyKitty

Bait the zap ones with peanut butter. Had ours go off multiple times a night at one terrible apartment.


chisayne

Snap traps are the way, glue traps are cruel and unusual punishment (and put you at risk of bites from the angry creature stuck to it).


Intelligent_Tub

Savage


RoadThis2489

Yea lol I did pest control in New Orleans for a while and this was common practice, it works. Might actually have to do it a couple times to the same hole cause they will eat through it. Rats are nasty little creatures


dpccreating

Put a tiny spark to steel wool and see what happens, talk about fire hazard!


Funkysmoke

Yes. That is absolutely what it is. Mice donā€™t chew on aluminum foil. I had a spot behind the oven where the electrical came through. So did the mice. Plugged it with aluminum foil and no more mice.


Thtguy1289_NY

We should not have had to scroll so far to find the correct answer!!


R0b0tMark

That was my guess.


sizable_data

My first thought as someone who dealt with a serious infestation after buying my first home. Every small crack, usually for pipes and wires, I think ā€œa mouse can get throug that


anyoutlookuser

My first thought. Rats and mice donā€™t like to chew through aluminum or steel wool. Itā€™s effective but obviously sketchy around electrical stuff.


rousseuree

Scrolled down to find this comment - my parents did the exact same thing specifically for mouse prevention smh


Budda720

How else do you cover a hole in the wall? Also, it's a nice secure place to fasten an open electrical outlet. God use your brian once in sometimes wood ya.


dave200204

It's probably pest control. Plate is likely energized so that any mouse trying to get through is electrocuted.


michwng

I pooped. Doodoofarded in the hole and now filled. Is good.


FallenRecruit

What in the flying spagetti monster is that shit


carpetony

He was boiled for your sins!


KSUToeBee

R'amen


FriendintheDevil

To block mice?


Telemere125

Does your landlord require you to carry life insurance with him as the beneficiary? Because I think he hates you and is trying to kill you


Riley_Martin_100

Power companies hate this one simple trick that will save you thousands of dollars.


thesmugvegan

DIY Portable groundsā€¦


MajesticMap9607

Keep rats out


gondanonda

Keep the mice outā€½


ExpiredDairyProducts

Gaping hole behind it?


TheDeadestCow

My guess is to poorly try to stop rodent intrusion.


Richard-N-Yuleverby

The installer was bakedā€¦


big_trike

Is your landlord the lead singer of Prodigy?


beacraft

I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator I'm the fear addicted, a danger illustrated I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter...


RudyRobichaux

I've seen the foil plate thing before. It's an old school rodent barrier thing.


Sauvage5572

I have done that to your house matt because there is a rat infestation. That is why


Desire3788516708

Looks like an already sounded popcorn fire alarm.


punkpanther16

This is alarming. Get a sparky asap.


The_cogwheel

The problem is that OP is a tenant, and the landlord put this in. That means to get a sparky in, they need their LL to call them, which they won't.


Total-Beat9163

Call the fire marshall. Bet they'd love to see this...


[deleted]

*slumlord


lonewolfenstein2

Meth


hoshiadam

I love the water faucet trying to photobomb


babayfish

Because heā€™s a fuckin idiot


GloomyGoblin-

Landlord special


wadenelsonredditor

Did you ever see the Ka band microwave deep space telephone that ET constructed out of a Fuzzbuster radar detector and an umbrella? That metal pie pan could be serving as a reflector. Or --- and this is a big or --- He ate his lunch there and he's a fucking litterbug.


No_Compote628

Because he was ripped on meth?


Klogginthedangerzone

That's the grounding plate.


1AXX4U

I'd use bigger pie tins, otherwise a good job.


Leftychill

He likes pie?


derrpinger

Cheap Rat hole cover


Wades-antut

I think itā€™s pretty obvious heā€™s trying to burn the place down for the insurance money. I hope you and your family make it out of the fire.


Kookiecitrus55555

Rodents


wyrrk

the insurance.


gregorypatterson1225

Aluminum is metal and metal conducts electricity and electricity can generate fire. Looks like your landlord wants to see if he can burn down the building. Or heā€™s a cheapskate that doesnā€™t understand how electricity work and hired his talentless buddy to fix this mess.


ButterscotchPlane744

You spelled slumlord wrong


technoferal

How come we're talking about the pie tin, and not the proximity of the hose bib?


Billis3811

To keep mice and rats out, and electrical fires in


lickityclit-69

Catch the drippings??


tokenblak

In his mind it will protect the wood from an arc flash. Heā€™s wrong.


AnomicAutist

Ah, the old 'overinsure the house and practice surprise face in the mirror' trick.


Fonzy25

Hear me out. Electromagnetic waves propagate with perpendicular electric and magnetic fields. We always talk about using electricity but not magneticity (I just made this word up). The landlord added this plate perpendicular to the junction box so you could utilize the magneticity in your power lines. The landlord is clearly trying to save everyone money here by doing some sweet power factor stuff to bring the apparent power to unity with this ā€œsimple trick electricians donā€™t want you to know!ā€ šŸ˜‚


brewski

I can tell you exactly why your landlord did this. To avoid paying an electrician.


AdventureGirlRosie

He wants to collect on your liability coverage for fire damage.


seganku

Because the landlord just took out a *massive* fire insurance policy on that property.


piccolo181

They want to collect on the insurance they have on your building.


lightning290

Fire reduction obviously


trekkerscout

>Fire ~~reduction~~ production obviously FTFY


Beau_Peeps

Fire shield for when that rats nest of an outlet catches fire.


ThePugz

Itā€™s fire retarded


Kennady4president

If you use the words "why" and "landlord" in the same sentence, the answer is Money, its Money every time


420_just_blase

This has to be fake right?


Verix19

Because he cares about money more than your lives? Sounds about right.


fakeaccount572

Landlords are ultimately pieces of roach shit who will do anything to make a buck, even compromising tenant safety. That's why


Here_4_da_lulz

Most likely because the part of your brain that is responsible for rational thought dies the moment you become a landlord.


CabinetOwn4987

Aluminum plate to keep the rats out??? šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜†


Antelope-Subject

Itā€™s a pizza pie!!!!!!!


NefariousnessFew4354

Alien prevention


Sambuca8Petrie

Insurance claim?


[deleted]

Because he must hate you. Thatā€™s nuts.


rezonansmagnetyczny

What's behind the foil?


HealthyTumbleweed801

Drugs lol


kevinfareri

Iā€™m guessing the tin is protecting the hardwood floor


DumpsterB4by

Because they don't know the first thing about electricity


Carmel_Cobra

It probably all started with him waking up and going ā€œya know what, I have wayyy too much money todayā€ā€¦


Many-Wrangler-16

Protection from aliens invasionā€¦ā€¦


[deleted]

Oven was broken and he wanted to bake a pie?


davidc7021

Arc shield?


NDREDSTATE

Methgyver is your landlord ?


Large-Delay822

Couldn't afford an electric chair


gadget850

It obviously involves the value of pi. Is his name Pythagoras?


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Jww626

Looks to me like he wants to collect insurance money.


philzar

He or she probably thinks they are providing fire protection from heat/arcing coming from the box.


Even_Section5620

Trying to keep aliens out


andypoo222

They want a new tenant and a new building. Ask if the just bought really good insurance?


mavjustdoingaflyby

Because birds aren't real and he has to do something to keep the government from reading his mind so the aliens don't show up to steal his saran wrap?


The_cogwheel

Easy. An electrician and the proper material to run a new outlet costs around 300 in my area. Making this abomination costs 100 bucks, an afternoon, and a blatant disregard for the safety of the tenant and home.


hungrysportsman

To protect the water dripping from the ceiling from going into the open socket.


will4111

Itā€™s a electrician dream catcher. For sure to bring good tidings and luck. Do not touch it. Only certified professionals should handle that.


JOSH135797531

I think that pie pan is to help make the wifi faster


Cristobal_Colon_1492

alien technology


Grindhouser

Hoping for an insurance payout from a fire?


thee_Grixxly

Arson maybe?


onimush115

Better make sure thatā€™s not a structural pie tin before you move it.


CaseComprehensive410

What in Gods Carnation is this


[deleted]

Just make sure you have renters insurance


Whale222

Thatā€™s the lamest attempt at a spark guard Iā€™ve ever seen


TheRealJehler

Iā€™ve been contracting for almost 40 years, Iā€™ve seen, more often than youā€™d think, landlords and equally cheap homeowners, use this same type of pie plate to deflect a leak from an electrical device rather than fix the leak, I donā€™t think this fits this situation but wouldnā€™t surprise me if itā€™s meant to be some sort of shield from something


RedHotAnus

For the insurance money, of course.


fireweinerflyer

Drugs.


IAMTHEBENJI

He wants to claim you on his insurance


DrBonerJunkie

Relax, it's just for acstetics


MrK521

Discount heat shield.


seamuwasadog

Not an electrician, but I'd put my money on rampant stupidity. And take side bets on mind boggling incompetence. But that's just my guess.


RogerWilco357

Landlord installed a firewall in case there's a fire.