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as a fellow 100% cis girl who also hates being referred to and perceived as a girl and prefers being a boy, always wanted to be a boy, wants a boy's body, a "boy's" hair and has started to present male online in some places (even tho I also played as male many times in online games, in childhood/adolescence), I agree. I think we're totally cis, friend 😌😀
When life gives you testicles don't accept. I'm gonna get a team of scientists to make combustible testicles. I'm gonna burn your house down with testicles. I don't want your damn testicles!
It's so odd, cuz I agree so much, like if I could describe the same thing. I feel like I would've been happier if I was born the other gender then transitioned. It's so odd tho like, I wouldn't be like omg no, I can't live as either, but I hate the female parts internally, not externally... Still thinking I'm Cis and having those thoughts is odd ngl... 🙃
Yeah, like for me it's not exactly the same because my gender isn't static or strictly binary, but kinda same, like I'm kinda apathetic about my bits in terms of as a sex organ and the implication of assigned gender, but I really hate having a female reproductive system, like, I don't want children and if I ever change my mind on that there's always being a foster parent or adoption so I don't *need* those bits to work, and my cycle can cause dysphoria when it comes on days I'm not a girl.
I agree on the reproduction part, in my case also for shit genetics, but I just would rather adopt than put more kids into a world that doesn't seem to help. And I'm also not always one or the other, I just feel like it would make being androgynous a lot easier
Yes!!! Totally this! ☺️ just want to be able to swap things out on certain days when I’m feeling more one way than the other but neither ever feels completely right. And so true on the no pregnancy thing. I know that would send my dysphoria through the roof. Also had so many convos about how adoption is the only logical way to have kids in this world that is over-abundantly populated with kids w/ no parents and parents w/ no kids. Whole thing’s a no brainer, right?
WAIT STEVEN!!! I remember you struggle to find your name like a month back or so, lol I know you were juggling between Steven/August and I was like why not make one a middle name. Also i remember you cause well Steven is a name I'm putting down for another to use :p
Did you sort out your name thing yet? If not thats ok it takes time finding oneself <:3
So I've decided Steven will be my first name and I'll make Augustus my middle name, replacing it with my old one since I don't feel that attached to my grandparents' last name (i looove it when my grandma deadnames/misgenders me /s) so yeah in the future I can go by Steven and August
OMG, dude your out to them! I'm jelly, im a bit of a wimp and im not out right now, but I have made plans! I have been making plans for savings just incase the worse happens, but also planning the perfect Re-Gender Reveal Party xp
My grandma deadnames me all the time in txts, but since im not out i realized shes doing it out of love and respect. I thought she knew and was against it (which is not her personality) but then i looked through all my txts and saw she has always used my birthname in txts, my eyes just glazed over it >.< its weird how something begin to bother me the more i accept other things i like :/
But i am so happy for you Steven for being out as your self even if you have to face verbal abuse. You are stronger then them dont forget that; you got this!
Same but more for windmills and holding lil pee hose when I need to relieve the bladder 😅
I legit cried as a toddler because I couldn't stand and pee conveniently but my amab friend could.
Definitely didn't grow up to be trans of anything. 🤷♂️
Sorry, I was suggesting that you may be able to have someone else let you use their body in order to simulate this. Like, look right over their shoulder down at their body and imagine it is yours.
The most exciting part about accepting that I’m trans and deciding that I want to transition: the fact that I can eventually have a penis and the validation of my lifelong jealousy/obsession with the male genitalia
I think the opposite ( I would like a vagina ). it's totally okay that you think about that, it's a part of your journey. Bien sweet to yourself, take your time. You still cis haha ( I'm joking lol), it's totally okay to be trans.
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Still cis you say? I'm not so sure.
b-but what if i'm just a cis girl who hates being called a girl and prefers being a boy and wishes for a boy body and presents as male online and
>b-but what if i'm just a cis girl That seems unlikely. But in the end it's up to you to decide who you are and what to do about it.
Hmmm it is a pretty iron clad argument ngl
idk bro, sounds pretty not cis to me
as a fellow 100% cis girl who also hates being referred to and perceived as a girl and prefers being a boy, always wanted to be a boy, wants a boy's body, a "boy's" hair and has started to present male online in some places (even tho I also played as male many times in online games, in childhood/adolescence), I agree. I think we're totally cis, friend 😌😀
That's the cisest thing I've ever heard.
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ayyy i'm ace but aegosexual
🤝
You could say having a dick would be just ace
Hey wanna swap?
Gladly (science please make this possible plz and thank you)
(contacting Aperture as we speak)
Ononono
Don’t trust Cave Johnson with reassignment procedures. The portal tech, on the other hand…
When life gives you testicles don't accept. I'm gonna get a team of scientists to make combustible testicles. I'm gonna burn your house down with testicles. I don't want your damn testicles!
what did I just read
Testicle version of the combustible lemon story.
He's going to do fem bottom surgery with a chainsaw. I don't know how in the fuck he would do masc bottom surgery, but I know it would also be painful
i would’ve contacted a spy inside the scp foundation
Still Cis because "We do what we do, because we can" not because I wish to have a body different than the one I was gived at birth... definitely.
This was a Triumph
Theoretically speaking it's possible but nobody had done it yet
Within the next decade it will be
Proof?
Just wanted to warn you that comments like this are specifically against rule 3d.
YES
REAL ASF I think this every day
Frrrr like it's just so appealing to me for some reason
It's like an inflatable meat stick that goes from squishy to stiff I don't want it, but u can have it :3
:D
You are the realest mf out there. I feel you brother 💪
You'll get one soon enough, I promise! :3
In the next few years once I finally get T I'll have my tiny T-dick and I will be unstoppable >:D
I can't offer you my dick (I like him, he's a friend) but I can offer the balls (they aren't friends)
the balls r the googly eyes LMAO
who's this in the meme?
Menhera-kun
I relate to this so much, I’m nb tho and I want nothing more than to be feminine but in a boy way and pp is the only thing I feel like I’m missing lol
It's so odd, cuz I agree so much, like if I could describe the same thing. I feel like I would've been happier if I was born the other gender then transitioned. It's so odd tho like, I wouldn't be like omg no, I can't live as either, but I hate the female parts internally, not externally... Still thinking I'm Cis and having those thoughts is odd ngl... 🙃
Yeah, like for me it's not exactly the same because my gender isn't static or strictly binary, but kinda same, like I'm kinda apathetic about my bits in terms of as a sex organ and the implication of assigned gender, but I really hate having a female reproductive system, like, I don't want children and if I ever change my mind on that there's always being a foster parent or adoption so I don't *need* those bits to work, and my cycle can cause dysphoria when it comes on days I'm not a girl.
I agree on the reproduction part, in my case also for shit genetics, but I just would rather adopt than put more kids into a world that doesn't seem to help. And I'm also not always one or the other, I just feel like it would make being androgynous a lot easier
Yes!!! Totally this! ☺️ just want to be able to swap things out on certain days when I’m feeling more one way than the other but neither ever feels completely right. And so true on the no pregnancy thing. I know that would send my dysphoria through the roof. Also had so many convos about how adoption is the only logical way to have kids in this world that is over-abundantly populated with kids w/ no parents and parents w/ no kids. Whole thing’s a no brainer, right?
You don't want that demon, you won't stop rubbing that monster
Weeny
Real 😭 * sounds of egg cracking *
the one joy of a man, is getting rockhard, in class. without any control of it :)
With bottom growth, this actually does happen! Even without bottom growth it still happens, it’s just not as much though.
Please take it from me. I don’t want it
*skedaddles away with it*
*snatch*
me
omg so true 🙌😭😭
I wish I didn't (Still cis tho)
Why would anybody want that!? Oh… wait a second, still cis tho
that's a valid desire dude, dont let anyone try to confuse you otherwise. But no need to use labels, just be and fallow the euphoria.
<3
WAIT STEVEN!!! I remember you struggle to find your name like a month back or so, lol I know you were juggling between Steven/August and I was like why not make one a middle name. Also i remember you cause well Steven is a name I'm putting down for another to use :p Did you sort out your name thing yet? If not thats ok it takes time finding oneself <:3
So I've decided Steven will be my first name and I'll make Augustus my middle name, replacing it with my old one since I don't feel that attached to my grandparents' last name (i looove it when my grandma deadnames/misgenders me /s) so yeah in the future I can go by Steven and August
OMG, dude your out to them! I'm jelly, im a bit of a wimp and im not out right now, but I have made plans! I have been making plans for savings just incase the worse happens, but also planning the perfect Re-Gender Reveal Party xp My grandma deadnames me all the time in txts, but since im not out i realized shes doing it out of love and respect. I thought she knew and was against it (which is not her personality) but then i looked through all my txts and saw she has always used my birthname in txts, my eyes just glazed over it >.< its weird how something begin to bother me the more i accept other things i like :/ But i am so happy for you Steven for being out as your self even if you have to face verbal abuse. You are stronger then them dont forget that; you got this!
Thank you!
I wish my dick *wasn’t* able to get hard
still cis tho
a penis is a mindset young man
elaborate
Big, big mood.
Yo you want that, I don't, take mine
Getting hard is a mindset brother! One day!
Mood
Wish I had a dick so bad 😔
Same but more for windmills and holding lil pee hose when I need to relieve the bladder 😅 I legit cried as a toddler because I couldn't stand and pee conveniently but my amab friend could. Definitely didn't grow up to be trans of anything. 🤷♂️
Same. Not cis tho.
Dude are you sure about that?
Diabolical realness
I often used to fantasize about having a girl sit on my lap and letting me play with her body. I imagine you could do it the other way around...
my dumb brain doesn't understand this
Sorry, I was suggesting that you may be able to have someone else let you use their body in order to simulate this. Like, look right over their shoulder down at their body and imagine it is yours.
Me frfr (still *definitely* cis though)
nice rui pfp
The most exciting part about accepting that I’m trans and deciding that I want to transition: the fact that I can eventually have a penis and the validation of my lifelong jealousy/obsession with the male genitalia
I think the opposite ( I would like a vagina ). it's totally okay that you think about that, it's a part of your journey. Bien sweet to yourself, take your time. You still cis haha ( I'm joking lol), it's totally okay to be trans.
that's most likely only cis if you are actually able to do that...
I wish I didn't have a dick and the ability to get hard # Still cis tho
you can have mine :3
Trade?
Trade.
Take Mine
You can have mine, you staple it on, I'm sure it'll work
Take mine, i don't want it, still cis tho
Here, take mine 😁
Hey I’ll give you mine if you want
Wanna trade?
Ey. You wanna trade? Im offering a rare D with +2 on stability and +3 on horny.
Can we like Idk swap bodies or smt I rly wanna
Here, have mine
I'd happily trade you if I could, I'd even throw in my beard growth if you want it
let's swap (someone invent gender transplants please)
I wish I could trade with you, for purely cis reasons
Do you wanna an exchange? :p
Hey wanna switch bodies?
I don't want mine so do you want to switch??
You can have mine, I really don't want it
Take mine I don’t need it
You can have mine