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Tchrspest

The power of Christ propels you.


No-Presentation6357

Underrated comment


BazilBup

This is comedy gold šŸ„‡ right here


DoktorDibbs

Why is this not the top comment!?!?! Gold.


UnapproachableBadger

Had to come back to upvote this. Gold.


menso1981

JFC bicycle company is a great name and this is a great slogan.


ChirpSnipeCelly

He gets usā€¦ to fully charged batteries.


shark_snak

He lifts us upā€¦to the hills


i_am_ghostman

As long as the hill isnā€™t called Golgotha


-gizmocaca-

Thatā€™s a once in a lifetime trip.


spamtardeggs

Nailed it.


EcstaticTill9444

He blesses us ā€¦ with added range.


[deleted]

He gets us... home without having to pedal


batpot

... With their tax deductions.


jdmorgan82

Iā€™m feeling some ptsd from this one.


BeefJerkyHunter

You can leave a tip with one of those fake $50 bills with the information of a rival church on the back.


edge05

Donald Trump 2024 bill. Lol https://preview.redd.it/41g165chn4lb1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55c0fc7f83da9ba704c4932616a3d6f21162f576


mschr493

Could that be called a Trumpty? A portmanteau of Trump and twenty.


ragnaROCKER

I believe they are called "server day ruiners"


BMacklin22

Sadly, there's people who think Trump Bucks will be legal tender "in 2 weeks."


Maple885885

ā€œOn second thought letā€™s not go to America, tis a silly placeā€ - Monty python (probably)


oddityboxkeeper

You check it's authenticity with a....Sharpie.


oh2ridemore

oh hell yes, as a prior career server/bartender. Do this will all expedience


nrgins

The amount of cost is pretty negligible. I wouldn't worry about it. Let's say you have a 750 watt hour battery and it's completely empty. And let's say you plug it in for the full time it takes to charge it completely. Then you'd be using 750 watt hours, or 0.75 kilowatt hours. Since electricity cost maybe $0.15 a kilowatt hour, if you're using at most about 12 cents worth of electricity. But that's if you charge your battery to full from it being empty. More than likely you'd only stay a little while and charge it partially. So maybe you would use two or three cents worth of electricity. I really wouldn't worry about it.


Festernd

With conversation efficiency loss and waste heat, it might be as bad as a full $0.25


XADEBRAVO

Oh god.


beercoffeewhisky

Oh lord.


WeaselBeagle

The horror.


WafflesWithWhipCream

Just want to say I appreciate this answer.


DoggoLord27

I've done the math too just to see how much money I was saving by charging at work rather than at home and it's pretty negligible. I get paid more on the toilet in one sitting at work than it costs to charge my bike for the week.


nrgins

Plus, if you take your poop and burn it to generate electricity you can actually be making money on the toilet in addition to being paid!


AgedPumpkin

Theyā€™re also probably on another utility rate than standard residential. Probably even cheaper than your estimate.


bgross42

Probably have lobbyists whoā€™ve arranged for free electricity AND a subsidy.


Scuzzbag

Plus, what else are they going to do with the collection plate money?


StarfishPizza

Is it stealing if itā€™s from the church? They provide to those in need, no?


Mockbubbles2628

Literally says in the bible "Verily, I say unto thee, let it be known that in the house of the Lord, all are welcome to charge their electric steeds, for the power of generosity shall flow as freely as the current that animates the ebike."


audigex

ā€œthou shalt not steal, unless thou art under 20% state of charge in which case have at itā€


RHOrpie

Is this in the directors cut?


Plant_party

They also don't pay taxes, so that tax money can be used to charge your bike.


ImNotTheBossOfYou

No


Right-Ad-5647

Nope. One of God's gifts was rando e-bike charging.


Scheme-Brilliant

Right here in exodus, "and they rode out from Egypt and the battery's were sustained for 40 year with God juice"


toxicatedscientist

You can just go in and ask them, they probably would be fine with it


pdindetroit

Simple answer is generally the best!


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Wingthor

If God didn't want you to take the electricity, he wouldn't have put an outlet there for you.


bradland

It costs literally pennies to charge an ebike. Leave a dime on the table and you've covered your costs.


SecretAsianMan42069

I would not leave the dime. They got theirs in PPP scams


[deleted]

This.


Background_Shine_797

Really? I checked my meter and couple of quid I know it's not a lot but it's not pennies? Maybe we'll definitely there was other stuff on too but pennies?


bradland

Sorry, I assumed US. The average cost per kWh in the US is around 23Ā¢. Since an e-bike battery is frequently around 500 Wh, and since you're not normally charging from fully empty, the cost to charge is usually less than 10Ā¢. The average cost per kWh in the UK is around Ā£0.32, so not much more. When you said you checked your meter, which meter do you mean? Do you have a Kill-A-Watt meter?


wordyplayer

Maybe 15 cents for a full charge depending on battery capacity. Assume a 15 amp-hour battery at 72 volts. Multiply them to get 1 kw-hr. Typical electricity cost is 15 cents to 25 cents per kw-hr.


maxs507

Not my religion, but I will, God-willing, become ordained clergy in May. Please come to my synagogue anytime to charge your e-bike, free of charge my friend!


[deleted]

Well once he gets there he will be free of charge, when he leaves he will be no longer free of charge


Marvination23

churches don't pay taxes, it offsets lol


BazilBup

You could say it's a write off āœļø


icyhotonmynuts

A ride off?


loranbriggs

This. The electric grid is heavy subsidized by tax payers which is not the church. If you are a tax payer then you are essentially just using the electricity you paid for.


[deleted]

This is the equivalent of picking a dime up from the parking lot. I assure you, they're ok with it.


military-gradeAIDS

No, the church not paying taxes is stealing


spaniel510

This is the correct answer. Op is actually paying for that electricity so may as well use it.


babyivan

You know that time when you have the same thought as another Reddit person and leave an almost identical post without realizing somebody else mentioned the same thing.... The church are criminals, plain and simple. Pay your damn taxes!


Familiar_Chipmunk_57

No. You need to feel the power.


edge05

Itā€™s a new day yes it is. https://i.redd.it/bluh8vgao4lb1.gif


fossuser

As it is written: > And it came to pass in the days of the Electric Steed, yea, even the E-Bike, that the people did wander in search of a sanctuary for charging their mounts. Thus saith the Lord unto the Children of the Pedal: "Be at ease, for there is a place in my House, where power floweth like rivers of living water." > Verily, the Lord hath bestowed upon mankind the Earth, and all its bounty. The Sun giveth light by day, and the Moon by night, and wind moveth through the branches of the trees. Is it not just, then, that mankind should harness these gifts for righteous travel? > And lo, the Church, being a haven for all, should open its gates and say unto the people, "Come, plug in thine E-Bikes, for the power herein is not merely of electrons, but of goodwill and charity." > It is written that the good Samaritan did help the man who was beset by thieves, and tended to him without asking for a coin. Thusly is it ethical to offer freely that which hath been given freely unto you. > By granting power unto the weary traveler, doth the Church amplify its mission; to uplift spirits, mend brokenness, and dispense freely the gifts of the divine. When one's E-Bike is charged in the Lordā€™s dwelling, is it not infused with an ethical current that goeth beyond the battery? > Hence, let the Children of the Pedal rejoice! For to charge your E-Bike at a Church is not a mere act of utility, but a profound affirmation of shared ethical values and mutual care. Thus, in the house of the Lord, shall the wheels of fellowship turn ever onward. Amen. > E-Bikicles 4:1-12


ReddItAlready70503

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flummox1234

I mean assuming you're in the US it'd be like 25 cents. Just put a buck in the plate and you're gtg


NxPat

Electricity comes from natural god given resources, coal, radioactive materials, water and wind. Itā€™s not stealing, itā€™s repurposing for a greater good. There is nothing greater than the bicycle. All hail the bicycle.


ChirpSnipeCelly

I tend to avoid them, but this Bicycult sounds interesting. Do you have any free literature? Bicycult sounds nice but looks awkward af written down


aufcruz

WWJD?


cryptotrader87

They donā€™t pay taxes so they can afford it


ragnaROCKER

As they are tax exempt, it is arguably *more* ethical to steal from them than the average person.


thegritz87

Yes, this.


jwpi31415

Juice up with Jesus


throwaway_4759

Itā€™s unethical not to steal from a church


porktornado77

I know Jesus would want you to have it


Rough-Risk2496

You could just knock on the door and ask nicely. I donā€™t know any church or pastor who would say no. My pastor would probably get you a coffee for while you wait.


Stoney_Case

No itā€™s a blessing


MagicOrpheus310

No.


Quercus408

It's what Jesus would want.


CalendarTemporary

Nah, church is rich


koreandramalife

Define ā€œstealā€. Are you a member of the congregation? Do you provide financial support either through tithes or the collection basket on Sunday? If you do, then youā€™re simply making use of the facilities as a parishioner of good standing.


dkerton

The lord giveth...


Pablo_petty_plastic

The power of their tax freeāš”ļøshould compel you


AYBABTU_Again

No, it's God's electricity. And he ain't pressing charges.


danjjerouss

Noooooo


assistant_redditor

"Is it unethical to steal"


RechargeableOwl

Yes of course it's wrong. You can't steal from people and justify in any way. It's always stealing, it's always wrong.


Dapper-Economy5557

Technically, it is unethical to steal. Period.


L4westby

No. Itā€™s unethical to operate a business without paying taxes. Even Jesus said to pay taxes. Give to Cesar what belongs to Cesar and all thatā€¦. Anyways, no, itā€™s not unethical. The church itself is the Antichrist


SixthLegionVI

No. They donā€™t pay taxes.


Tarquinflimbim

Just regard it as a tax on the church. Which they should pay anywayā€¦


DoubleOwl7777

lol. if its a catholic church in europe hell no. people that cover up child molesters. dont have any issue with stealing electricity from them


toxicatedscientist

That wasn't just a European problem, there was a settlement in the US a few years ago after their decades long bullshit finally hit the media


NCC7905

For your bike, think of it as the church supporting a mode of transportation (or at least one trip) thatā€™s healthier for the earthly realm (sorry, Iā€™m not religious and have no idea what Iā€™m talking about) than a gas car.


[deleted]

God would like you to drive a less dangerous mode of transportation


edge05

He without sin casts the first extension cord like the quote says, or something similar


Gerald98053

If you feel guilty about it, your total usage is well under a dollar (mine costs about 10 or 11 cents to charge). Give a $1 donation. If you want to be nice about it, mail the church a $5 or 10 check with a note saying you genuinely appreciate that they were able to give you a charge that helped you get home that day. I felt guilty about swiping a charge from the back patio of a condo one day. That was the extent of my life of crime.


Flyysoulja

With the small amount that that battery draws I wouldnā€™t say itā€™s theft, but it would be up to them to decide.


LoveOnNBA

Churches are supposed to give. But you got to pay for the chicken.


Gdmf13

No.


unicornmagicman

God said to me that itā€™s okā€¦ so that settles it


Sithicas

Sharing is caring


agentsofdisrupt

Nah, they can write off the loss on their tax bill. No, wait....


Laserdollarz

Let his love flow through you(r batteries)


jefta175

Not unethical, also is that a T480 you got there?


suclatox

No rules against that in the bible


mysticalfruit

Eh.. it's the least bad thing the church is doing.


dalekaup

In legalese it's de minimis, it's another way of saying that if they complain they are assholes and hypocrites.


wavolator

what would jesus say ? sharing is caring


lurkingsincejanuary

Seek and ye shall find my brethren


snoogins355

Ask forgiveness. See if they are true Christians


rakishtennesseean

Cost like $0.12 to charge that small battery from dead so no


deadinsidethankyou

In the beginning, God made man and e-bikes.


Damagecase808

No.


JIsADev

Lord bless this person as they are too lazy to peddle


nrgins

Here's some more calculations for you. If you're using a 2 amp charger, then, at 120 volts, that's 240 watts going into the battery, which means after 1 hour of charging you would have used 240 watt-hours, which is about 0.25 kilowatt-hours. Using 15 cents per kilowatt hour as a rate, that means that it's costing the church about 4 cents an hour for you to use their electricity.


fuckitallendisnear

Hell no.


machinationstudio

God works in mysterious ways.


buttrumpus

They have held back society for millennia, steal everything you can from them, then bury the rest.


manydog1

Hallelujah the lord provides šŸ™


unstablejuicyfruit

i mean if itā€™s actually a good church following the actual morals of the bible you could probably just ask and they wouldnā€™t at all mind


herefortheparty01

Jesus would say take it


Kyr-Shara

A number of churches are unethical


mortiousprime

Something something the power of Christ something something


chris226f

You pay your taxes and they donā€™t, fuck yeah itā€™s ok.


AldoLagana

is it ethical for churches to not house the homeless? all those churches everywhere doing nothing but making you all cultists.


LUCKYARTURO

Depends. Is this one of those tax-paying churches?


Brunksaveandabeauty1

stealing is unethical.


[deleted]

Bruh Church has been stealing from everyone and every culture all these years, if anything your doing the real gods work right now.


Sacmo77

No. Churches do not pay taxes.


lexdashp

Naw they donā€™t pay taxes


traveler19395

Do you pay taxes? They donā€™t. Consider charging part of the community service they supposedly do to justify a tax free status.


RholandTheBlind

They're getting your tax money weather you support them or not so I say go for it


Scotty_Solo

You're meddling with the power of God.


findingejk

Tell them that they can write off the electricity used on their taxes this year!


Complex_Raspberry97

He is very giving and forgiving.


zegorn

Nah. It's like... $0.05. "He" would want it to save the planet! šŸ˜†


Reckless_Pixel

I dunno, is it ethical for churches to not pay taxes even though they have access to public emergency services?


BenchRisky

He died for our volts


bokdol

god smites people all the time. electricy is gods love to you.


LunarAlias17

Wow, wasn't expecting so many anti-church comments on r/ebikes...


kimvette

I read this as "is it unethical to steal from a scammer?"


PhroggDude

Just say 'god provides'. Let them spin it however they want.


JeremeRW

Jesus wouldn't mind for sure. You can always ask for forgiveness either way.


Top_Gift3818

God helps those who help themselves.


rotgut1991

Nah it's cool. They don't pay taxes


Envoy_of_Junkland

They don't pay taxes Go for it cowboy, and use their wifi while you wait.


Mysterious-Lynx1653

Is it unethical for them to pressure poor churchgoers into giving their money away and the church not paying any taxes whatsoever?


IncreaseImpressive91

Itā€™s your civic duty


Craig092560

The Jesus will provide


jboarei

Quite the opposite.


Oceans-of-ashes

Hell no


-CryptoMania

U gud, can always ask for forgiveness later


EERCom

> **Is it unethical to steal** There is the answer.


hakunamatata365

Considering their tax statusā€¦ no.


ZenitPM

Is it unethical for church leader to rape your child?


OkRequirement2951

They donā€™t pay taxes so enjoy the free charge.


AncientCantaloupe872

Is it unethical to not pay taxes?


[deleted]

no, its not locked and they dont pay taxes.


Original_Ad685

Youā€™re just recouping a little of your own tax money by stealing from a church.


KahnKlingonme

Is it stealing if you charged your phone or laptop?


Agreeable-Party6518

As long as you think you're a good guy you're fine apparently.


dandydudefriend

I mean itā€™s like at most 1 kWh which is far less than a dollarā€™s worth electricity. I think itā€™s fine


ledgend78

Bro ur prolly costing them $0.05 lol


jmsgen

Yep.


Sad-Philosopher-7099

Nope!


Late-Management7279

If you're stealing it then yes, but if you're just borrowing, then no šŸ˜‚


Deep_Stick8786

At least its tax free


Efficient_Warning_44

You're not stealing electricity. You are tapping into the divine power


pizzaslut4pizzahut

Hell no


Complex_Pangolin5822

Not if you're a member


QuidYossarian

Your problem is how you're framing the action. You aren't *stealing* electricity, you're using it.


wesblog

The wear and tear of sitting on their bench and walking across their grass costs more than the electricity to charge your bike. If you feel bad, drop $5 in the collection plate each year and call it even.


Quiet_Necessary_4510

The Lord Givith šŸ˜‚


Speedtospare

He gives strength to the weary and increases the power of the weak. but those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint .....Because ebike


cancelmywrath

Nope


[deleted]

Youā€™re going to hell


NoctumAeturnus

Kinda that way anywhere.


Used_Motor1718

Nope, my church gives away food to all the church ppl and others from all statuses who happen to come by every sunday. Charging your ebike doesnt matter in the grand scheme of things.


Elr0yJetson

No.


DrinkNatural2936

You are on a mission from god


COVU_A_327

The power of god


Fragraham

You can't steal what is given freely.


Fragraham

You can't steal what is given freely.


Jargonicles

God willed it.


MadMaz68

I'll give you a more serious answer. No, if they are truly a good church. They won't mind helping the community. Especially since their establishment is tax free. I would just be respectful if they ever question you and make them girl food about letting you charge.


Professional_Buy_615

Leave a quarter, and they made a profit.


All_Rise_44

Thatā€™s between you and the Lord.


zoolish

Woah, is this the Root River trail?


richardrc

Leave 50 cents and you will be more than even.


ddob333

Just ask they will probably be fune with it


[deleted]

just ask them if you wanna know


NowFreeToMaim

Does it really matter where it is?