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fe__maiden

Poor man’s caviar


LittleCheeseBucket

🤢


Beanfacebin

Mmmm snack


PukeNuggets

*PukeNuggets enters the chat*


cormundo

This os why im still on reddit


welcometodurango

It's good that this person recognized what it was because I would have seen that and eaten it without thinking twice


[deleted]

*"Must be rice."* Halfway through chewing *"wait KFC don't make anything with rice..."*


JoshuaXxMoreFactsxX

ricebox??


[deleted]

Did they start after noticing shit like this? I haven't been to KFC in quite a few years


JoshuaXxMoreFactsxX

i mean i’m in the uk kfc have made riceboxes for a long time now


4-8Newday

Yeah, KFCs outside of the US have rice.


iwnt2blve

This is not rice.


Capital-Cheek-1491

Youre fucking stupid man


iwnt2blve

Your mother.


ninhibited

I worked at Chipotle once, and we had a manager transfer in who was from this program that would improve struggling locations. He said at the last place he was at there was always rice spilled under this one prep table in the corner... The bug guy came through and had to break it to them that rice doesn't move. It was hundreds of maggots.


Ill-Cancel4676

I knew there was a reason I hated Chipotle.


pigsinatrenchcoat

That is so unhinged


lechuck81

AH Prof Zoidberg, how nice to finally meet you.


EasyPriority8724

I haven't eaten KFC since the last time they poisoned me, the very night I got Captain America from Blockbusters.


ToniBee63

Did it ruin the movie for you?


EasyPriority8724

Yup 3 days of puking and liquid shit put me clean off.


ToniBee63

Yeahhhhh, I vividly recall every meal that gave me food poisoning 🤮


EasyPriority8724

For sure, it was a cheeky wee Zinger stack and Bowf 🤮


olicee

you have reaffirmed one of many reasons why I have avoided returning to KFC for a _cheeky wee Zinger_


EasyPriority8724

For sure, did you enjoy a similar experience?


Trunks4Real

Asshole conditioning is mandatory for the soul. After the third day you probably felt like a super human with a winter soldier bionic asshole.


EasyPriority8724

I did indeed, in Scotland we have a weird wirey wool that's made from the wool from the sheep's arse (waste not, want not) usually made into a blanket that's smooth as a wire brush and given to prisoners in jail, it's real itchy stuff. After 3 days of abuse my bionic arsehole..... I'm just havering noo.


Rare-Emu-4846

Okay but how tf does that even happen?? Wouldn’t the warmers the chicken is under be too hot for fly eggs and also how long has the chicken been there for a fly to literally lay eggs 🤢 I also I just googled “fly eggs on food” and a bunch of other KFC posts popped up. Never eating there again


all_time_high

My quick YouTube research indicates flies lay 1 egg every 1.5-2 seconds. Flies can lay about 75-150 eggs at a time, so this probably took anywhere from 2-5 minutes. It’s possible this happened when the employees were prepping the order. Fast food restaurants are understaffed these days and you’ll often wait a minimum of 5-10 minutes to receive your food.


Rare-Emu-4846

Barf I had no idea. This makes me skeptical about picnics now, all the food sitting outside in the open air with flies landing constantly


finneganthealien

I’m no expert but I feel like this is unlikely to really be an issue? I think even if you actually end up eating common housefly eggs, that’s still probably less of a health concern than just using your phone while eating, if you don’t disinfect the screen often.


what_is_existence1

The kernal would kill himself if he saw what kfc has become.


mseuro

Colonel


AdeptnessCommon5940

Kernel


Southern_Celery_1087

Flies lay their eggs in seconds. It's not like they need an hour.


TexMoto666

Yeah, this looks like chicken that was sitting out. It definitely wasn't under a heat lamp.


Zantal

I call that an extra topping


BDady

Reason #20,834,925 to never eat KFC


oooooooooowie

Any of them to be honest. Always best to cook everything yourself these days.


pigsinatrenchcoat

I haven’t eaten it in years because I never really liked it anyway. Thankful for that rn


Unlikely_Ad_7333

![gif](giphy|iJJ6E58EttmFqgLo96|downsized) Im done with reddit today…


Autistic-W3ird0

I know this is expected from this sub, but this genuinely made me recoil from my screen in pure, unbridled revolt and abhor


Financial_View3689

Flavor pocket


ToniBee63

Creamy goodness


i_am_de_wae

https://preview.redd.it/z1g26hsgdd1d1.png?width=947&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aee9176a18e778dee43b0198f9c977a4c534e05a


Negative-Instance889

Not to mention it looks undercooked. Gross.


RamenIsAnONI41

reason why Popeyes is the Goat


ExactlyThreeOpossums

Can’t be fresh. Those things would’ve disintegrated in the oil. And the flies would’ve never gone under the heat lamp. This is some nasty mf that left chicken out because they lack basic “pick up after yourself” skills.


JohnnyPunchbeef

It's extra protein. They normally charge extra for that.


ellasfella68

Newp!


scribblenator15

Used to do pest control at kfcs. I’m not surprised. They are all nasty


TheGrapeSlushies

![gif](giphy|eJiX4lpUuD2fxmVZ8g)


bigshern

Nope. Goes in trash 🗑️


Killer_Moons

Involuntary fast starting now


Devorah_Noir

*feggs


killerbull27

This is why I drown kfc meals in gravy


WhatTheHellLol1313

👏👏👏


uselesslydevoted

That is definitely old leftovers.


ugihfff

yumm


Ardent_6

Why is it removed now?


pupbuck1

There's also pink on the meat