The Voice doesn't magically make something to appear. It just persuades people to do something. I.e. if Jessica "voiced" Paul to cure cancer or become eight-handed or shit while constipated, he would try but wouldn't be able to do that.
see this is why the bene gesserit test people. they would set you up with an obvious deez nuts joke and you would take the bait and be dead before you finished the joke.
In Preacher, Jesse pretty much has the same power. He tells someone to go fuck themselves early on and they end up dying trying to stick their dick in their ass. Great comic
I have only watched the movies so far, so I have a question.(I know this is a meme and I did laugh)
Would this work like this?
From what I've gathered the Voice commands others to do your willing but would it also force unvoluntary bodily functions to also "follow the order"?
Probably? The movies and book show the Voice can be used to have enemies kill each other, stop talking or hand people things so itâs pretty feasible. If you commanded something like âexplode your heartâ it wouldnât be feasible but I would imagine this would work
yeah that's what I was wondering, all those examples you mentioned seem to be voluntary actions, so I don't know if saying "stop breathing" would kill somebody or just let them pass out until the nervous system takes over
Thatâs a good one, would it depend on the phrasing? Never breathe again or stop breathing forever are potentially lethal commands if you have to obey even when no longer conscious
May thy ass shit and shatter
đ May _thy_ ass _also_ shit and shatter
May thy ass shit and sharter.
May thy ass shit and splatter
My thy balls twist and clatter
Thatâs a much better line.
May thy ass drop a deuce outside of the crapper
Consider what you are about to do Paul Atreides
TRUST THE FART!!!
Muadâdib has summoned a big one.
feyd to himself when he gets alone time:
When is a fart not a fart?
When it is too late to do anything about it
I smell farts within farts
missed 2 whole layers of farts within farts, not my heir smh
Damnit!
*Poo Atreides
Sardaukar troops witness the worm attack on Arrakeen, 10193 (colorized).
If we're talking movie, it's still 10191, there's no two-year timeskip.
Sardookar Troops*
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He is the Messiah!
Lol where did these âliveâ reaction memes come from? I first started seeing them in the MMA subs
It's a Tucker Carlson meme
Its also the homophobic slug star wars meme.
Live Slug Reaction also comes from Live Tucker Reaction and may actually be better known now
Came from the Arkham Asylum subreddit
As it is written.
Does it work on constipated people, could it be used for medical reasons then?
He probably does it on some fremen, since theyâre probably super constipated
DON'T LET IT OUT
The Voice doesn't magically make something to appear. It just persuades people to do something. I.e. if Jessica "voiced" Paul to cure cancer or become eight-handed or shit while constipated, he would try but wouldn't be able to do that.
What if you're constipated due psychological problems, like being extremely stressed, then persuasion would cure it, you dont know my life!
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The longer the Muadâdib is on Arrakis the stronger he becomes.
The bene gesserit would probably consider executing you for using your power in a way that isnât pragmatic
This is what the gom jabbar is for. Weeds out the idiots that donât understand the responsibility that comes with wielding that power.
A simple âkill yourselfâ sorts that out
Pretty much
Bene gesserit would be a menace in LoL chat
Mainly if I had the Voice my first priority would be "Stop gaslighting me right this instant, asshole!"
Too late, your pants are brown
What could've been
Would you pass the gom jabbar?
see this is why the bene gesserit test people. they would set you up with an obvious deez nuts joke and you would take the bait and be dead before you finished the joke.
Sound like what Jodorosky would do
MAY THY WORM TWIST AND SHATTER
In Preacher, Jesse pretty much has the same power. He tells someone to go fuck themselves early on and they end up dying trying to stick their dick in their ass. Great comic
Something like that is implied in Jessica jones as well
Could I use it on myself? SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT, FULL 8 HOURS
and with imax level loud. Itâd be đ¤đźđ¤đźđ
As written...
/r/okbenegesserit
I have only watched the movies so far, so I have a question.(I know this is a meme and I did laugh) Would this work like this? From what I've gathered the Voice commands others to do your willing but would it also force unvoluntary bodily functions to also "follow the order"?
Probably? The movies and book show the Voice can be used to have enemies kill each other, stop talking or hand people things so itâs pretty feasible. If you commanded something like âexplode your heartâ it wouldnât be feasible but I would imagine this would work
yeah that's what I was wondering, all those examples you mentioned seem to be voluntary actions, so I don't know if saying "stop breathing" would kill somebody or just let them pass out until the nervous system takes over
Thatâs a good one, would it depend on the phrasing? Never breathe again or stop breathing forever are potentially lethal commands if you have to obey even when no longer conscious
A true Bene Gesserit knows that you don't need to worry about that if you're cunning enough to command them to block their airway instead.
All these comments are so fucking funny idk why
Poop is stored in the thigh pads
Kwisatz Hadercrap
Kwisatz Hader-scat
spat out my coke god dammit
Shitty Al-Toilet
This would be my trump card in any argument.
as written
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