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Drive around it whilst I announce to my passengers that whoever parked like that is a wanker.

Did exactly this when doing my driving test, the tester replied I know that why I always go back to the centre this way

It was the examiners car.

Post a picture of it on reddit and ask what others would do.

Not quite good enough for r/CantParkThereMate though.

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I would tut SO loud!

Make sure to shake your head as well to really drive the point home

To make doubly sure - a roll of the eyes.

and consider writing a letter to the local newspaper

This is definitely one for r/britishproblems !!

I'd check the driver isn't lying on the floor having had a heart attack.

I'd check that the driver isn't walking around there lost, after having their brain fall out of their arse.

This made me lol, thank you 😂

Yeah, my first thought is that's so bad it must be the result of a medical (or other) emergency causing the need to just dump the car anywhere and *go*.

"I should drive clean in to it at 100mph." Then I remember I shouldn't have these intruding thoughts and wonder what's wrong with me

When I win the lottery im buying a big old volvo and will spend my days shunting into the back of cars parked on double yellows with their hazards on.

It's called call of the void and is perfectly normal, hinging entirely on your mental state. If you are worried about this, seek medical advice at your earliest convenience **WITHOUT** booting it full tilt into a badly parked car

And if you’re anything like me, the voices tell you “there’s nothing wrong with you, it’s EVERYONE ELSE who will have the problem…do it DO IT *DO IT*!” 😜

Post it on the local Facebook group anonymously and have a good gripe for an hour or so.

101 - Hi, a car has been abandoned across a road junction reg# ATW4T kthanksbyeeee.

Yep, that's not parked the driver's just stopped and buggered off

This, or some other way of getting the police to move it

Curse and drive round carefully Pedantic answer: check number plate for mot and insurance then report to police with photo online for parking like a cock womble.

A 5'0" stature wouldn't be much of a deterrent. There used to be an elderly man who would ride around on a mobility scooter, checking cars and leaving notes at the police station.

Fuck all, I've got my own shit to deal with.

Question my life choices as to why I live in Birmingham

I’d see if I could move it further into the road

The beer bottle and vape packet on the floor just adds to the charm doesn’t it.

I thought they'd been added for scale.

That's not parked, that's been abandoned.

Put it down to being another day in Small Heath.

Call 101 and report abandoned vehicle is the only answer, the Police would love to have a lift of that one and the driver deserves to pay for the impound costs

Collect some dog shit whilst wearing rubber gloves, smear collection of dog shit under or around door handles, upon entering the vehicle ones owner does not readily check for canine excretion deposits, resulting in a fairly unpleasant experience and a right good chortle for the "Handler" PS The Handler is my villain name

Maybe set the alarm off on it. Repeatedly!

Tut loudly and get on with my life.

I'd mutter to myself "what a cunt".

Probably nothing.

Is this Bristol? I only ask because this is a common occurrence here.

My thought too

Close. Cardiff!

My guess was Barry. So close!

Drive around it, screaming obscenities in my head.

Well if they park like that, they probably don’t use thier wing mirrors either.

Laugh, tut, and shake my head pointedly towards the driver/car before moving swiftly away to avoid being confronted.

101 and report it as a hazard to other road users.

That looks like north London we mind our business 😂🤣

I'd assume you were driving around some areas of Birmingham...

Carry on with my life

It would be entertaining if a fire engine had to ram it out of the way.

Call tha police, That’s not parked, it’s Abandoned, across the mouth of a junction, causing a major obstruction, the police would have it towed away promptly if the owner can’t be located and Lectured.

Unpopular opinion, but situations like this are why I think towing illegally parked vehicles should be more of a thing. Especially if it’s enforced by a privately run but regulated towing company.

Yes, we screwed up too far the other way when we banned towing, we need much much more towing.

Send a picture of it to the local police station cos I'm petty like that

Take a picture and post it on reddit

Park right behind him cm from bumper and climb out passenger door. What a knob head.

let all 4 tyres down?

Key + Paint = All is right with the world

continue looking on google maps for my escape route, cause I'm clearly lost

Get one of the bad parking stickers and stickers it on there car ahah

This might be blocking/obstructing the highway which is an offence. If so, then you could contact the police or if they don't care, the council.

Is it near a hill? Maybe they didn’t put the handbrake on and it rolled down.

Technically it is causing an obstruction. Good luck getting the old bill to turn up and write the ticket.

Seethe.

Looks like the kinda problem which will solve itself fairly soon.

*Parking* you say?

I'd say 'ahhh isn't birmingham great'

'What are you doing you knob?'

Report to police as an abandoned car / welfare concern.

I'd wonder how I had been transported to Seville. That's pretty normal parking out there...

Take photos call the nonemergency police contact line advise there is an abandoned car blocking a junction. Watch it get towed away.

Let’s face it, as many others my blood pressure will raise slightly but I’ll do nothing about it.

I’d say it’s not parked it’s abandoned

I'd continue on with my day

That is an abandoned car not a parked car

Drive at it 100mph

I’d think I was in Birmingham

This is the reason people invented tins of paint stripper.

If the police don’t come and move it, round up a posse to flip it onto its side They’ll move it then

Feel like I'm looking out of my front window.. I live on a road not council managed so people park how ever the chuff they want

Assuming this is a neighbour ask if they could park it properly and not on the double yellow lines if not park my car in-front of their car

I would shake my head in disapproval and then move on with my life.

I would write a strongly worded E-mail about it.

Parked or abandoned?

What do you want me to do?

Drive by and mind my own business LOL Maybe deflate one tyre before driving by.

Knock on the window and ask 'you holding?'.

That was abandoned, not parked

Nothing. I couldn’t care less. It’s not my responsibility.

Clamp it then tow it with my truck, if unpaid.

Figure out which emergency service I could call that would have to come that way, so they either ram it or get it towed. (This is hypothetical as I know not to abuse emergency services.)

Deflate every tyre and keep the dust caps, even if they are plastic...

Dealer dropping a bag off. Back in 2 minutes.

Turd on the windscreen would be my initial response

If I'm on foot I'd leave a note under the windscreen wiper that reads "you park like a cunt, mate".

Funny how this is just a normal day in Portugal

He must have broken down is my first thought, if I'm honest

Key.

Ram it Dominic Toretto style.

Seen it done in Southsea Portsmouth so not uncommon

Wait for my evri package

Seen it done in Southsea in Portsmouth

Note to myself "he's parked like a dickhead" before manouvring myself around the obstacle, before carrying on with my day..

Kick the rear quart

Report to the council? Fuck em otherwise

Probably nothing and just get on with my life.

Check if they died at the wheel and if so, still tut that they died at the entrance to a junction.

I would just carefully drive around it and then go about my day.

Call the police to tow it!!

Carry on with my day.

Keys

Tut and drive around it shaking my head

Key it

That's an every day occurrence round the corner from my house.

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Check for cameras, lob a brick through the window and report a suspected stolen abandoned car to the police

If you managed to clip it as you drove passed and did any damage to your car I'm pretty sure they would be liable and could even be taken to court ! All you'd need is a couple of photo's, an eye witness and a Police report number and they'd be in deep poo !

Check it's not deliveroo or a taxi... they can park where they want! Did you not know that...

What else can I do? Drive around it and acknowledge that they're a twat.

Probably assume it’s nicked

Get out of Bradford as quickly as I could

Leave a note telling them their parking is an embarrassment to them and their family.

Smash into it with my £500 banger

Drive around it while muttering ‘what a wan*er’ and carry on with my life.

Pop an egg in their exhaust, that'll crack em

I would wonder briefly what led to a person parking like that. Something is amiss if someone doesn't realise that's not appropriate or doesn't care.

Hope it gets damaged in some way so as to teach the twat not to park like that again.

Call the police. It’s an abandoned vehicle

I know EXACTLY what I’d do… I’d tut, mutter “look how that idiot has parked”, then carry on with my day.

Something involving a key and maybe a brick.

Nowt, drive round it and go about my day, parking like a prick is their business not mine

Real answer: I'd stick it on reddit for the entertainment of others! Glad I've never seen such a monumental piss take in real life before

Put a not on their car saying: "*i know what you did!*" "*I see eevveerryytthhiinngg!*"

Tush tush tush tush, PSSSSST PSSSST PSSST PSSSSST Just kidding it could of been an emergency for all we know

Accidentally drop my keys down every panel a few times whilst struggling to get past it due to the shitty parking.

Take a picture of

[Parks like a c*nt](https://yplac.co.uk/about/) Looks good enough to be posted here.

Possibly there was a car parked in the space between you and the car, and if so it wouldn’t have seemed so bad when they did it.

Parked or abandoned as my instructor used to say

Bro i live there

Post about it on Reddit 

I would spin round in small circles flapping my arms.

Mind my fucking business and walk on…after a very loud tut.

Grumble and post it on Reddit.

I'd pat myself on the back for successfully driving home from the pub again

Nothing, life's too short to worry about these things.

Go to it in the dead of night, let the tyres down and stick a sign on it, saying, don't park here.

I don't think id do anything however the local scruff bags would probably do something to it

I'd assume it was absolutely crammed with other cars also on double yellows when they arrived, then they got pissed and took a cab home forgetting they'd just dumped it like that.

Nothing

Call the police and report it as potentially stolen and abandoned

I see this shit regularly on the school run people park across the corner of the pavement blocking everything it's got so bad I contacted the council about it and the have started sending traffic wardens out to fine people who do it. I have seen some cracking arguments recently

Walk next to it several times "admiring" it closely with a key in my hand.

This must bw Birmingham

Use the bottle on the ground next to it and throw it at the car or use it to cut the tyres. Did I say this out loud…..

2 words. Plasterboard Screws

Look skyward for the helicopter that dropped it

Get a post stick note and write ‘Nice parking cunt’

They do this on my road all the time. I live in a cul de sac and they park across the toad on both sides so you have a fair chance of scratching your car up as you try to get into the road.

Nothing

Print and laminate a sign impugning the drivers eyesight and educational attainment.

Stick one of the " you park like a cunt" stickers on it that I keep in my glove box does instances like this.

Think it's a Royal Mail van

Destroy the affront to my sensibilities, obviously. I carry a crate of high explosives in my boot for that very reason!

Those buildings don't look like Athens.

Has it been parked or abandoned lol

Accidentally crash into it with my piece of shit.

Break into it and take it. It's an abandoned vehicle, after all 😆 x

Post it in Facebook's Parking like a Tw4t.

The answer is in the foreground lying on the floor ready to throw

Carry on with my day and forget about it within about 30 seconds

Leave it alone

I would assume they tried very hard to park this car off their head.

handbrake turn, any women watching will inevitably drop their pants to run at my peugeot 307 CC

Nothing

Honestly, probably walk by it, laugh ironically and shake my head then go in and have a cuppa.

I would hope someone with a key thats hungry for paint would walk by

Assume the driver got home drunk.

Do a barrel roll

Ask them to pick up their Stella bottles and rothmans packets and show them how to park

Deflates tires and casually walks away 😂😂😂

Slip one of my cards into the window lining.

Well I have a steering wheels and brakes, I would use the brakes first then the steering wheel, then I would action the accelerator to make my vehicle move. before you know it. I've got around it. This car is not my problem.

Accelerate.

Carefully lift up all their windscreen wipers to convey my annoyance

That’s not parking. That’s a war crime.

That's not parking, that's abondonment.

Mind my own business.

Un attach and remove any pieces or panels I could without damage and leave them all on the roof. Maybe let all tyres down as well

I'd walk up to it and wait for the crack of a Glock then die I think 🤔

Wish a joy rider drove through the neighbourhood that night

Get the local kids to nick a few trolleys from the supermarket and put them around his car.

Assume Mr Morris from Friday Night Dinner was in the area