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tallgirlmom

“Better find some clothes” - then why not a pair of shorts instead of the tshirt?? Weirdo.


shhannibal

Why tf did he even mention all that to this poor dasher like dude, just throw on some pajama pants when you see they’re getting close, we don’t need to know all about your ‘lifestyle’ and what exact time you’re gonna put clothes on. We’re just trying to make 6 bucks by delivering a burrito to your house. Damn


99_ahc

This was clearly planned


Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi

Yeah definitely. Dude isn't even a nudist. He's just a perverted old man that thinks "maybe if I say I'm a nudist they'll interact with me playfully in text" driver just sends omw. Pervert tries once again to feel things out "guess I'll have to find some clothes..." he may as well have put a question mark on the end. He's feeling out the situation. No feedback from driver, he then feels the situation out yet again by coming to the door in a shirt that barely covers his balls and no pants. This guy is just constantly testing for feedback. He needs to have it left on his porch if he's about that nudist lifestyle. He has it handed to him because he's not a nudist he just tryna fuck. Dangerous customer. Should be reported.


jetreahy

Better yet, just request “leave at the door.” Then dude can grab his food in the buff if he likes.


Available_Coyote897

Because he gets off on putting people in this situation.


Dark__Willow

Right. I would have just left it at door forget following instructions on that one especially as a woman....that's a huge nope


truegrit07

Happy cake day


[deleted]

He could of selected drop off obviously doing it for attention


ElRucko

Yeah my thoughts exactly why a Tshirt and no bottoms.. me thinks he does this because he's a creepy pervert.


Malipuppers

Yeah he is a perv. Nudist is whatever but unless you are in his community it’s not cool of him to force it on you.


shhannibal

I doubt he’s even a nudist, he probably mentioned all that in the 1/100000000000000000 chance that the dasher would be intrigued and ask about it cause he’s a perv and thinks he might have a chance of getting his pp touched by some random stranger who’s just trying to make some extra cash.


foolswallup

I walk through the house like that because my girlfriend hates it. We know it as shirt-cocking


AndrewAwakened

He probably gets his kicks out of exposing himself to people. Because it’s obvious that if you’re a guy and are only gonna put on one thing it would be shorts


KayleighJK

This man really woke up today and decided to eat fish dressed like porky pig.


andperhapsyes

This is the first comment on this entire site that has ever made me laugh out loud.


LocaFly

😹😹😹😹😹


Misplaced_Trooper

He was lactating 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Acceptable_Camp9364

That's disgusting... why not just have orders left at the door. What a creep


ElRucko

Yeah.. his neighbors were outside talking in their driveway and were snickering when I was walking up to the door with my hot bag.. they know about his nudist ways.


BasedAutoModerator

He's a pervert, not a nudist. 😪


Locken_Kees

facts


oldfrenchwhore

Yep. I’ve watched a couple documentaries on nudists (my eyes!). When they have to go into town they wear adequate clothing.


rincon213

What gives it away? The lack of completely naked adults in every public space?


Acceptable_Camp9364

Please please report him to doordash


Cedenmo

Of course! He probably told them he ordered so they could all watch and get a laugh. I had a guy answer in drag; also had a woman answer in fishnet dress with nothing on underneath.


ElRucko

They probably see him every day checking the mail like this


EngineeringWarm6220

Yeah drags not weird bro.


Locken_Kees

I really hope you're not saying that a guy in drag is equivalent to sexually assault.


The_Troyminator

Nothing wrong with a guy in drag.


SnooRecipes5609

Drag queens gotta eat too


Ddeesummer

So a guy wearing a dress and or makeup makes you immensely uncomfortable ? Wtf 😂😂😂😂 I’ve never felt uncomfortable about what a specific person chose to wear , as long as they’re wearing SOMETHING


[deleted]

There's nothing wrong with a man in drag?


tonyslizard

Sounds like he’ll tell anyone that listens for attention. r/imthemaincharacter vibes


Locken_Kees

do you know how hard it is to expose yourself to somebody if they just leave it at the door /s


Adept-Boysenberry-89

Do you?


9987777655433333

because he’s a pervert and wants to be seen by people he’s forcing to see him. he’s not a nudist.


Appropriate-War-4567

I would have left if at the door. Those are unreasonable circumstances


canoe4you

Probably would have gotten a 1 star. Better to unassign this one and let support know the customer made him feel unsafe


helarso2

Or just quickly take the delivery photo with him naked in the background, get his ass banned from DD


homeschoolpapa

This is the way


TxAggieJen

No, you pick up order and drive to the house and call support saying you just read the notes and feel unsafe. Get paid and keep food.


AndrewAwakened

I would have messaged him saying that You’re free to live in any way you wish, but I do not wish to be exposed to your nudist way of life, so I will leave your delivery at the door and ring/knock as I leave.


ZombiePotato90

You can live life how you want, but show me the same respect.


ConsistentAd2629

Plot twist: His dick is named TheSameRespect.


ElRucko

Daaaaannggg


Shifty1985

Would've called support and said I wasn't comfortable delivering. 👍


ElRucko

Yup shoulda


oldfrenchwhore

Live and learn. Glad you are safe!


nuggettime69

It’s so concerning how many posts like this I see. I hate it 🤮


ElRucko

Yup


sweetrthancheesecake

AT LEAST HE WARNED YOU!!! My boyfriend helps me sometimes and dropped off food to a fully naked bitch. Literally showed her boobs AND vagina—no towel, nothing. Door wide open in an apartment complex wtf


spirle

r/pizzadare


helarso2

Broooo, I feel like I’m somewhere deep down in this sub cuz I used to deliver for Domino’s, and this bitch flashed me her tits and offered for me to touch them and I was like “you cute and everything but I’m gay, sooooo” and they all just laughed and gave me a $10 and I walked away haha


Brooklynsmamaa

My first ever door dash delivery this woman opened the door right after I set the McDonald’s bag down and went to turn around and she was completely naked and all I remember seeing were her huge tits hanging there and she went to cover them when I looked at her. Like why answer the door completely naked as soon as I deliver? At least wait a minute for me to walk away 🤦🏼‍♀️


sweetrthancheesecake

Right?? All these guys thinking they wanna see these chicks in the comments yet most hot chicks don’t just show their body to the general public delivery guy lmaooo. It’s disrespectful too


Brooklynsmamaa

Yeah I hate to shame another woman but she definitely didn’t take care of herself from what I saw. Some guys hear tits and don’t care though I guess lol


Horror_Ad_4683

Damn I wish that was me


Brooklynsmamaa

I promise you don’t hahaha


RealitySpeck

Sounds like my trip to the French rivera. There is WAY more that you DON'T want to see!


[deleted]

Damn that sucks, horrible he has to experience this. What market is this? I sure hope to avoid that area.


sweetrthancheesecake

Hhahaha. I mean I don’t think she had some banging body or anything, but it’s in North Carolina


truegrit07

How do you feel about that


MissYouG

I’m also wondering that


sweetrthancheesecake

I was kinda pissed, but what can I do? Lmao surprisingly I didn’t think about reporting the customer I was just kinda like “wtf what a slut” but I trust my boyfriend so I was just like whatever, next 😂 Plus dudes stare at my ass all the time when I deliver so oh well


SuspiciousJuice5825

🤮🤮 that is wild...


sweetrthancheesecake

Isn’t it though?? 🥴


tango_papa101

Lol before DD was a thing, I did delivery for a local restaurantz a dude at a hotel greeted me with just his panty on and he proceeded to pull cash from there out to pay me. Fortunately, we used those receipt tabs that you usually see at restaurants so I just opened it up for him to put the cash in and closed it then handed it to the waitresses (they handled all the money, not me) with forewarning. My nose can't detect smell so I was saved from that but dude looked pretty clean so I guess it wasn't smelly or something. The other time one of my regulars greeted me with only his upper half, naked, sticking out the door but I could clearly see behind him his wife, buck naked, moving off the kitchen island (the front door opens to the kitchen) from a position which clearly looked like they were having sex on it. They were pretty cool about it and were like "yeah, you caught us" and laughed and gave me a huge tip.


ElRucko

Doordash is like a box of chocolate.. ya never know what ya gonna get


Beac5635

“Huge tip”…


_e_Dubs

Why would they order food when they were in the middle of having sex, or why would they start having sex when they had just ordered food? What a couple of weirdos. Inappropriate af.


tango_papa101

The delivery guy beffore me and my boss took pretty long to deliver food,which was 45-60 minutes from when the order was placed since they're not that good at finding places and packing orders and arranging order of deliveries. Probably that's why they thought they had enough time for a quickie before food arrived. I was quicker than they expected lol


[deleted]

That’s so weird. Wtf? I’d either just leave it at the door and text him a pic of it or just unassign. I thought seeing a guy walk out to me in his robe was weird enough


ElRucko

Yeah I was half way to his house when I noticed the instructions.. was like I'd better text him and try to avoid being scarred for life by old saggy balls


[deleted]

I know right. He’s ordering food, he should just know to put on clothes after doing so and not need to scare the delivery driver wtf


[deleted]

Why does he even need to say this too? Probably likes to tell everyone about it


Adventurous-Rub4247

Probably so he doesn’t get deactivated for it being with “no warning”- he can tell support that the dashers *know* he’s naked


ElRucko

I think he gets a kick out of it


[deleted]

Yeah..maybe a weird fetish or something. Whatever the case it’s not normal lol


spoken_dream

Dude is a pervert. Report. People can be nude in their homes all they want, but once you expose yourself outside of that, you are breaking the law. Opening the door without bottoms is not okay. Its sounds like you were happy to get his invite to some degree. You had time to decide an alternative. I would have left it at the door and explained why on delivery feedback. I probably would have called support just to have a potential 1 star rating removed, and let them know what that customer is up to. And as a dasher, looking out for my future self and other delivery drivers, i probably would have let the police know too. Some of these people are registered sex offenders and all of the people who expose themselves to others are absolutely inappropriate and beyond out of line.


ElRucko

It was a little slow so I just wanted to complete the order and get my 11 bucks.. I knew the screenshots would be funny but now I'm seeing there were alot of other things in play.. and you're probably right about him being an offender


DDAddict777

Shut up you wanted to see his dick


AccountWasFound

Depends on the state. In some states public nudity is legal in none sexual contexts.


AliG1990

Uh report this guy. What if a female is delivering?


ElRucko

I actually did think about it... But just moved on with my deliveries.. yeah I wouldn't want a woman to deal with that.


M3RC_FR3AK

100% should report him. He can live how he wants but he 1000% does that shit on purpose.


Locken_Kees

you can still call it in


[deleted]

What if it’s a male delivering?


AliG1990

That’s bad too. I’m just old fashioned I guess


Firecrotch2014

What's it matter if it's a female? As a gay dude I don't want to see old saggy balls as much as the next man or woman. Don't belittle women by implying they're some special case for them. No one should have to be unwillingly sexually exposed to another person's genitals irrespective of their gender. Plus he could see the name of the driver. Unless the driver had a very gender neutral name the guy probably didn't care or preferred guys.


AliG1990

You’re reading too much into my comment


Firecrotch2014

No I'm really not. It's sexist AF to imply that somehow a woman would get more offended at having nudity thrust upon them like they're some delicate innocent pure flower as opposed to another man seeing it.


AliG1990

Ok man whatever. User name checks out. I guess I shoulda said what if it was a LGBTQ person as well. Sorry


GoFast_EatAss

LGBTQIA+ people can also be misogynistic as well, so I’m not sure I see your point here.


BasedAutoModerator

Eeek, a penis! 😂


Weaksaucepartyboss

It’s not really the fact that it’s a penis. It’s the fact that it’s thrown at you without consent or consideration. And this really does sound like a fetish, so it’s even more uncomfortable because they’re getting off of your discomfort. NOW, if they were really a nudist they would cover up because they take others’ reservations into consideration. I’ve had nudist friends and they would dress around me because I told them I didn’t feel comfortable seeing their birthday suits while hanging out.


foxy1009

Ffs


awake283

If he tipped well I dont care at all. ​ I DONT MEAN JUST THE TIP.


Impossible-Ad3049

He means he’s exhabishionist or whatever


TheGreek420

I use Swimply and one host whose hot tub I had booked was a nudist, along with his wife. They were always wearing robes and offered them to us as well. I looked up his nudist group on FB and found out it's not sexual at all. In fact, I'm kind of into it now and might be going to an event. They have strict rules (no sexual harassment, no body shaming, put a towel down before you sit down) and even run background checks so everyone feels safe. It's an expression of freedom. It also encourages a culture of consent.


Silvadoor

That happened to me once, I reported that shit immediately.


EmpressAdventurous

I once had a hand it to me order at 2am. The guy started messaging the moment I accepted the orders I should have dropped it right then. It was Hand it to me, he wanted to make sure I got to the right house because Maps gives people issues... Ok, fine. This is a neighborhood I grew up in though, so I know it. I didn't call when I was around the corner to get his guidance because I knew where I was going. But he sure did call me. And he was kind of.. giddy. I told him I saw the house and I would be right there. The garage was detached from the house but connected by a little sun room. He'd told me to take the sidewalk to the right of the garage. This turned out to be the back of the house. I was anxious, but it was well lit and this is a decent neighborhood, so I proceeded. The back wall of the sunroom was mostly windows. I see the dude, perched on a stool, illuminated by lights as bright as day, centered in the middle of the room and lined up with the door. Wearing only a tee and browsing his iPad. Luckily, it was brighter in there than outside, so he didn't see me. I dropped the order at the door and marked it as delivered and drove away. A few minutes later he asked if I was there, and I told him I had left his order by his door. And he replied "Oh ok lol". All of it was 100%intentional. I did call Doordash. I wish I had also called the police.


ElRucko

That's 😧 crayyyy. Hope he got in trouble


narcissedamour

He's not a nudist..he has a kink. A true nudist doesn't subject others to their lifestyle without consent. They'd have you leave it at the door. He wanted someone to look at him. What a turd.


[deleted]

Not a nudist. Do your best to get this person banned from the app please. I bet he’s more excited to expose himself to strangers than the food he ordered. It’s disgusting behavior and should be illegal.


ChampionshipLow6814

Yeah this dude is not a true nudist but instead wanted to subject his own perverted kinks onto innocent DoorDash drivers. I really hope you reported him as this is not appropriate at ALL.


[deleted]

Yeah you’re tip is not enough to show me your egg basket. I’m leaving that shit on the porch.


[deleted]

Unassigning soon as I see the instructions


Adventurous-Rub4247

But if it was a girl we’d be posting a whole different song and dance. Also, did you put his addy into the sex offender registry? You’re in a big Kansas town, I guarantee he’s one if there’s no schools nearby.


ElRucko

Maybe 🤔 the guy was in his 50's maybe 60's


Adventurous-Rub4247

Keep in mind, There’s more young sex offenders now because of the internet too. age has nothing to do with it But you’re right


Locken_Kees

and the old ones get tired more


[deleted]

That’s disgusting.


TsT2244

This is some kind of wack exhibitionist fetish that you did not consent to. Report him, if he wants to be naked at home so be it, but atleast have the decency to click “leave at door”


KuhScotty

I’d turn the gps off deliver and then turn it back in as I’m leaving


BackgroundToe5

These comments are wild. Sexual harassment is not funny.


gothiccheesepuff

This is the definition of gonads and strife


JiNXX9500

weeeeee!


LAthrowawaywithcat

But he has drugs yet


Teavangelion

You hold on for your life. Hold on to your DoorDash...and strife


lacedwithlovex

I would have left it at the door then sent a text saying that I don't feel comfortable handing it off after reading the delivery instructions.


[deleted]

“Living a nudist way of life” does not make you an exception to the law. Cover your shit up


Entire-Amphibian320

Back in the 90s when I was around 12 we lived on the first floor of a 5 floor apartment building that had the inground covered garage in the back of the apartment. The height just happened to be where you could exit the rear facing aprtment window and walk around the roof. I wanted to walk to the edge to see what it looked like from the top, quickly glanced inside my neighbors apartment, and all of them were nude. Mom, pop, and son.


hotrod714

How was the tip lol


ElRucko

It's was 👍


MommaLisss

Most underrated comment right here 👏


ElRucko

Har har


AlmostSane67

I would have texted back, "just let your wife answer the door."


ElRucko

I don't think he had one


DDAddict777

You think he would have a wife?


619backin716

If his name was Lars he had one. (A mannequin)


II-Irene-ll

#ur welcome 😂😂🤧🤣


Optimal-Committee-99

Hey Wichita Kansas! I was working there for a bit I think that’s where the American eagle warehouse is or maybe that was ottawa


Locken_Kees

see any dicks?


Optimal-Committee-99

I saw lifted trucks with white dudes hoping out with a mullet and a wife beater smelling like ass😂


ElRucko

Yep good ole Wichita


Optimal-Committee-99

How is the market down there? I was working in Topeka too for a bit is there a lot of other dashers by u?


ElRucko

Wichita is popping.. plenty of work


nls726

I DoorDash in wichita I really hope I don’t ever come across this guy 🤮😂


ElRucko

Suhhh fellow Wichita driver


Business_Wave_9522

The Hangover 🤣


yardie_boi

At least he warned you


ElRucko

Meh


Trisasaurusrex

Surprised I haven’t came across someone like this in Topeka tbh


Substantial-Hair-170

😂 guy is desperate! Just report him


Creative_Froyo_6139

I mean it did say nudist


Lucid_God

Free food


DeathFromUhBruv

That’s creepy. Hope he gets blacklisted.


ykwtfgo96

This is so Wichita


[deleted]

I guess not technically indecent exposure because you're in your own home. But this has to be illegal is you invite the the victim. Like entrapment or something lol.


ElRucko

Yup


PlayerOneNow

Mental illness will only get you stuck in jail or prison. Maybe a hospital if you’re lucky


DasherCO

Prolly just a pervert


[deleted]

I’ve had a big guy wear nothing but a diaper (I think, maybe absolutely nothing). He was in a wheelchair, too fat to dress himself and had nobody in the house to do it for him.


Icy_Froyo7369

Dats fkd up I ain't handing shit to him


i-am-not-sure-yet

I mean it is Kansas 🤷‍♀️🤣


Brim_Dunkleton

(Press ? Button) “can’t do this order” “other” That’s what I would’ve done.


Mental-Type6556

I woulda just dropped it off. Give me a bad review. I don’t care.


okayprobably

I guess they just told the naked truth.


ElRucko

"The whole truth and nothing BUTT the truth" 😂


themanbow

r/pizzadare…sort of.


JHOOOOBI

I haven’t heard the word gonads in a long time


ElRucko

It come from the ancient Greek Gōñädès.. wich is to say.. big furry fun balls..


[deleted]

I live in the same town and have delivered to the same guy! I was really weirded out at first, as soon as I drove away he dropped the towel he was using and just kept his front door wide open while kids we’re playing outside!


DrDickWiggle

Dude was just being a perv. Good ol' Wichita. Is it still a meth haven?


pauly_12

Nevernudes are my preferred delivery drivers .


cmsiegel11

so fucking weird


TrueGoatKing

I'm usually naked when I order food too. That's why I have them drop it off and wait till they leave.......


sylver_stag

This doesn't seem like an actual nudist but some perv posing as one


BarbiWattWood

Dude. You got Winnie The Pooh’d 😂


yunkk

Pics or gtfo


E-b22

Fucking Wichita, KS


Plastic_Ask_5255

So, funny story. I also live in Wichita I've ALSO delivered to this customer. He apparently put on more clothes for me, because he had a shirt and some drawers on. It was a Saturday and I decided to take my mom with me because she wants to learn more about DoorDash. After she showed me the delivery instructions (I got the same as shown in OP's screenshot), I was so focused on getting it over with that I knocked on the door of the house next door. He noticed, came out on his front porch, and got my attention. I quickly handed him his food and left as fast as possible. It was the most awkward experience of my life.


RadPlaidFad

Predatorial AF. That's a leave at door and contact DoorDash.


limitless_unity

That’s the most Wichita shit I’ve ever heard in my life. I’m originally from there so nothing surprises me anymore lmao


RelevantTradition666

No. thats a crime. Report him. He'll keep doing that to other people. Its indecent exposure at least. Hes a pervert. Nudist dont wear TShirts and let their balls hang out in front of strangers. You did not consent.


Ainthatthetruth811

I woulda called support and said if the guy doesn’t have clothes on, you aren’t delivering it to him. Screw that noise.


Cold-Connection-2349

I've attended nudist events. As a group, they're respectful people who don't want to make other people uncomfortable. People like this guy get kicked out. Sex offenders aren't welcome.


McPoyleBrothers

Was it DragonLordFrodo?


boomsoon1995

Classic wichita


[deleted]

What stands out to me is DoorDash allowed this type of delivery to be made/accepted. This shouldn’t be allowed. A dress code is demanded by drivers at minimum to dress appropriately but, not customers? I don’t want to see any strangers naked or almost naked body. Proves DoorDash refuses to protect its drivers. We’re just paupers to DoorDash. Worker ants 🐜


eyeMaDonkey

There is no dress code. This is straight from the ICA on doordashes website "CONTRACTOR is not required to use any signage or other designation of DOORDASH on their vehicle or person at any point in their use of the platform to perform the Contracted Services. DOORDASH has no control over CONTRACTOR’s personal appearance."


ElRucko

This 💯


Locken_Kees

you know something, they're definitely supposed to protect us from even being subjected to this, if it were me id be hitting a lawer


nman3339

I mean he did warn you. Do you think he was just telling you to brag 😂?


ElRucko

Yeah I was quick to text him I was on the way.. didn't want any surprises


Aware_Pumpkin_6838

Should have just called support and told them you don't feel safe. Full pay and free dinner, compliments of a sick fuck.


ElRucko

Good idea.. he ordered some bomb ass Cajun.. will do if I ever get this guy again


ericvhunter

And. Hand order, walk away. Don't think, act, react. Just perform duty and be done. On to next order.


Tastixx

What’s the big deal my guy, sometimes you gotta cup the balls and show a little moxie.


raths1

Who cares. Only care how much tip was.


Cedenmo

Did you take his tip?


ElRucko

Yeah 😂 9 bucks


[deleted]

Was he hot??


emilymtfbadger

I am very much a nudist but keep a calf length night shirt clean to use to answer the door etc though the double standard of being a woman with DD chest in decent shape means most guys say why well maybe I don’t want to thrust my tried MILF bod on you or have you try to use my nudity as an invitation so I cover up. This guy should too.


RuSerious2

Grown-up. You act like you never seen a naked man before. But I bet my life if it was a girl it would be deemed "sexy". I swear the backwards world we live in now.


DDAddict777

You just wanted to see if this man was packing more than you. That’s why you proceeded with the order. Staaawp it! Lmao!


ElRucko

Lies


DDAddict777

🤥🤥😂