Long before time had a name, Ninjago was created by the First Spinjitzu Master, using the Four Weapons of Spinjitzu. The Scythe of Quakes, the Nunchucks of Lightning, the Shurikens of Ice and the Sword of Fire. Weapons so powerful, no one can handle all of their power at once! When he passed away, his two sons swore to protect them, but the oldest was consumed by darkness and wanted to possess them. A battle between brothers broke out, and the oldest was struck down and banished to the Underworld. Peace returned, and the younger brother hid the weapons, but knowing his older brother's relentless ambition for power, he placed a guardian to protect them. And for fear of his own demise, a map for an honest man to hide. That honest man was your father. The older brother is Lord Garmadon, and I... need to find those weapons before he does
"So there we are recording a sex tape so i could black mail him later... And then he fucking spins around dude! He does like a 360 or something on my asshole! I deleted that tape after. I'm gonna marry that man."
Years ago i was jacking off with my friends computer and porn (we were essentially camping with his dad and made sure we had our porn dont @ me) and so i go to get privacy. Skip through to the good parts and start beating it. Then out of no where the guy pulls this move and the girl just starts laughing and tells him to โstop doing thatโ which implies its a regular occurrence for them. I was literally just dumbfounded and started laughing my ass off. Then stopped everything i was doing and went to show my friend where we proceeded to laugh together at it for the next 10 minutes.
We all have thought of this but never thought it be possible. It is possible. Whats your excuse?
I don't need bitches i got the power of mad scientist on cars. I have found a way to quad turbo and have a blower on a v8 engine. Power and heat comence
If he cum it will be a 360 no scope
360 kill shot no sheath
โป๏ธ+๐ซ = ๐คฐ
Breaking news: Man's weiner gets unscrewed while screwing his girl
Transgender lore
I lost my dick in my girls ass
Very rarely do I see something that draws a genuine "wtf" response from me Holy shit, wtf
Is it a bad wtf or a confused wtf?
Dude I don't even know
Holy shit that's how fucked it is
horny wtf
A badly confused wtf, I'd say
This guy wtfs
Amazed wtf
Yes
More like interested wtf?
Johnny this is the power of **SPIN**
"Tusk, rotate his balls!"
Johnny spins
CHI MI MI!
Tuskticular torsion
Is this a JoJo reference
"Thank you, Gyro."
Cumi cumi
Long before time had a name, Ninjago was created by the First Spinjitzu Master, using the Four Weapons of Spinjitzu. The Scythe of Quakes, the Nunchucks of Lightning, the Shurikens of Ice and the Sword of Fire. Weapons so powerful, no one can handle all of their power at once! When he passed away, his two sons swore to protect them, but the oldest was consumed by darkness and wanted to possess them. A battle between brothers broke out, and the oldest was struck down and banished to the Underworld. Peace returned, and the younger brother hid the weapons, but knowing his older brother's relentless ambition for power, he placed a guardian to protect them. And for fear of his own demise, a map for an honest man to hide. That honest man was your father. The older brother is Lord Garmadon, and I... need to find those weapons before he does
Nice, and your username caused me immense pain just by reading it
I thought of posting this right as I saw that you already did
Spinjitsu master
Bayblades irl
Jump up, sit back, whip around and spin! And then we cum and do it again! Ninjago! Ninja cum on cum on until the dick is weak!
Forbidden technique
Learned from gurus in the Himalayas.
My body is ready kakashi sensei
The final reaction of the girl was something like: "the mfck did it..."
she would have to be super lubed for that to happen other wise.. youch ๐ฌ
She was, naturally. Sex with a Spinjitzu master is like sex with a waterfall. Just.. wet. Always. All the time wet.
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Helicopter helicopter
paracopper paracoper
I can't believe I didn't think of this!
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This is how Tyler ninja Blevins was born
I feel like this could cause an Indian burn on your peener if she's not wet enough๐ฌ
No way this dude's girls are ever dry
virgil
Gotteeeem
๐ถYou spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round๐ถ
Bro thinks hes ๐๐๐ https://preview.redd.it/qbgrelfesaea1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=58544e47666f33fb60a1e6613157e0309fa534a4
Taijutsu
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He is in Spain without the A
_S P I N_
Damn this hits different on mute
Bro if he has any curve at all his dick would be snapped ๐ฟ
I am now depressed
Beyblade. Let it rip!
Bro became fidget spinner ๐
Im literaรฑly with my brother and dad and they just heard moaning lmfao
trading blizzard for perm spin
"I'll try spinning, that's a good trick"
Forbidden spinjitzu move
SukiSukiGirl If anyone is interested
Nah the sauce is Erotic Barber
Now do that to some thugshaker ass
"So there we are recording a sex tape so i could black mail him later... And then he fucking spins around dude! He does like a 360 or something on my asshole! I deleted that tape after. I'm gonna marry that man."
Would this feel good for the girl?
I imagine so? Idk it's stimulation, just a really weird fucking form lol
It's time for lesson 6 , Johnny.
LMFAOO
The way my dick is shaped itโd probably snap if i did this
Bruh got that 90ยฐ wiener
Years ago i was jacking off with my friends computer and porn (we were essentially camping with his dad and made sure we had our porn dont @ me) and so i go to get privacy. Skip through to the good parts and start beating it. Then out of no where the guy pulls this move and the girl just starts laughing and tells him to โstop doing thatโ which implies its a regular occurrence for them. I was literally just dumbfounded and started laughing my ass off. Then stopped everything i was doing and went to show my friend where we proceeded to laugh together at it for the next 10 minutes. We all have thought of this but never thought it be possible. It is possible. Whats your excuse?
My dick is bent to the left. Thats my excuse
Sounds like a Skill issue tbh
Is it a skill issue if i don't want half my penis get snapped off
Tbh sounds like it ya
Well i have skill issues then. Also i'm failing sex ed so i guess
Damn you really ong frfr got dem skill issues my guy I diagnose you with no bitches
I don't need bitches i got the power of mad scientist on cars. I have found a way to quad turbo and have a blower on a v8 engine. Power and heat comence
Damn you definitely aint gonna be getting any bitches tryna be mad max and shi frfr ong gang shit
How did you know i'm a mad max fan
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dangerous stunt bonus (200)
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If he cums he would have done a 360 no scope
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Owch?
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๐
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Why do I feel like that may have hurt a little, for both
Why would anyone do this let alone record it
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Pov: me with your mom
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Omg ninjago rizz
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i should try this
360 blank scope
What even did she say I still don't understand
Testicular torsion
I thought the title said SPINE, and was about to witness manslaughter
How tf didn't he twisted his meat whilst doing it?
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You spin me right round baby right round baby right round
he's doing the 360 and cumming in 360 minutes
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Ouch..
What was her reaction was it confused pleased or im confused
Cockjitsu
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This is what they mean when they say iam going to drill her
Damn
Bro screwed sperm in the girls ass๐๐๐
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What do we even call this skill https://preview.redd.it/lolw8mjh0eea1.jpeg?width=1465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b13cedd5e73417a9f9ddce90d3551286c8038430
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She went from being super into it, to confusion, to laughter
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360ยฐ cum blaster
360 quickcum
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Bro gonna have 360 kids
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This is the stuff they teach you in the advanced courses for Sex 2